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- I'm Eddie Durkin - It's my town. Old memories. Where are you going with the fucking dog? Listen, you fucking relax will you? Fucking get off me back woman. Well you're taking him? She's crying. You fucking do it. Say memories are like...

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here, you know. Full of old ghosts here, skeletons. Some good crack, some shy crack. Come on, please. Please. Listen, man, what the fuck do you know about what goes on here? You don't know fuck all, man. You come down here and you fucking ask your questions with your fucking camera. You don't fucking know what goes on here, man. So don't get involved in shit you don't know about, man.

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I'm not being funny with you now or anything like this. I'm on my way now to see Buzzsaw McDonald, a good mate of mine, a sturdy buck, a good lad, one of the best lads you could ever meet actually. Look at this hitchhiker man. I don't know why no one ever gives hitchhikers a lift man, they're alright kind of folk. How you doing there man? I left.

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The dog is sitting there in the front man, lift up the seat there. Pull up the yoke down there. What's your fucking dog man, for fuck's sake.

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I'm just saying I'm just saying fuck hell man. You alright buddy? Fucking hitchhiker man. Fucking weirdo. That lad. Space cadet man.

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You see the game last night? Any crack wood yourself, no? See any good films lately? Any crack lately? Smells like cat piss in here.

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"You didn't seem to be a bitch, man. You're some cheeky fuckdog. You're fucking serious, man. The only one who smells like fucking capiteria is you, you fucking hitchhiker. Look at how he fucking gave you a lift, man. Fuck's sake, man. And there's fucking gratitude for you. You're some coochie-coo, man. Fucking hell." Your man was a fucking lulac ace, man. You didn't seem too happy with him. No, man. He fucking said my car stunk-- I stunk a cat's piss.

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and that cheeky fucker, you know, not even the fuckin' thanks or nothin', like. Thanks very much. Fuckin' fuck you more like it. Can't fuckin' believe you're tellin' me that my fuckin' car smells like fuckin' cat's piss. So what the fuck is that about, man? You smell like cat's piss. You fuck. You know what you gotta do, you can go fuck yourself, man. You can go fuck yourself right up the arse with a big fuckin' banana made of fuckin' cream.

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He likes the old war movies, you know. Good lad, man. Don't think he knows we're here.