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I don't even know how much, how happy I am to be driving it, you know. Yeah man, these five bucks, fine job like, GT like, you know. It's not a GT RV spec now or nothing like, but she's still an absolute beauty man, I wouldn't trade her for the world. Come around here and have a look at this will you. Size of that bad boy man, you put your fist in there like. Fist in the air and they'll land the hell.

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These boys around here trying to race me in little shitty fucking hatchbacks like. Game over man, I drop her down to third with the claw down. Rocket to the moon man, like a rocket to the moon. Cruise round man, cruise round. Greedy gauge, turbo timer, the whole lot man. This baby in here, cause she actually goes more than she's clocked for.

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It's like, you know? I think we've got about 220 kilometers an hour out of this yoke. But you know, all on legal roads like, you know, what wasn't on the actual roads would be at that crack, like, you know? Marstown. That's where I'm driving this bad boy, man. Marstown. Driving fucking here to Bethlehem and back. A bit of fucking dirt there now.

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It's a real, yeah. She's an absolute beauty, man. She needs to go to the car wash now in a minute. There's a problem with it being white, like, you know, birds shitting on it and that kind of crack. I'd have her in the car wash about three times a week, just taking care of her, like, you know, the pollen is up this year and it's dust. The old dropper in is good for keeping the dust down, like. She gets dirty awful quick.

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with an'rloos and it's a.b.o. I love it man, I really do, it's a dream come true so it is. I bought it now, there was a lad selling it going cheap, he was off to Australia emigrating like, so I had to get the deposit from the credit union and but, there's a fella called Boris as well, some Ukrainian fella, he offered me quite an attractive package really you know he said, he'd give me a thousand euro with interest, you know really what the interest was about, APR and all that shit like, split diff, dump valve, turbo jobs, the whole

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and she's gone man. As a taxi is it a good car to have as a taxi? Why wouldn't you want to get a lift in that man? Why wouldn't a man or woman in her right mind not want a lift in style man? Tell you something, I knew a fella who had a Hummer right? There was a lad going round Castle Bar with a brand new black Hummer. He called it the Angel Dream Ride. He's gone out of business now. It's his own fault like.

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, you know, it's a gas guzzler. This thing, no, it's just right. A man like me, no, this thing, she really is subtle. Throw a punches pilot in the back, go for a few tuborg, you know. I call her the great white man, you know what I mean, the stormtrooper on wheels. Boys coming up to me with pieces of shit, like, you know, little jacks,

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on wheels, you know, and I'd be like, you know, man, I just, gone, man, you know, I can hear that dump valve kick in. You push back in that seat, man, it's like a roller coaster, but, you know, it's not on rails, man, you're the captain of your own soul when you're on this baby, like. Come here, have a look at this, man. Check out this, man, I'll show you something now, look at the width of these, man. Look at the dimensions on that, man. You know what I mean, man? Kiss that wheel, man.

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I call this car Crazy Horse

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- Where's it going? Go on, sole you heard, man. Just off in here now to earn a few more frog skins, you know, the Yankee dollar. Gonna make a few bob off this fella here now, he's an old buddy of mine, great man for the pub. Salmon, his name is.

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to go on. How are you salmon man? How are you? Are you going townin' it up are you? Oh yeah, definitely. Good man, fair dues to you brother. Ah, he's a harmless old bastard. Hop in there will you? You prick.

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-point-crunches. When are you going to get yourself a proper job? Fram, I'm not working now, giving you lifts. You're not working now. I am working now. It's costing you too much to run this thing. Jesus, woman, would you ever chill the bees? We won't take our heads name in vain. Fucking hell. You know, there's times like these,

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I feel like Tom Cruise in World of Worlds before the aliens came, you know? Fuck me, man! Going creaming the Lord now, Sawyer.

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. Change that, man. Check that out, man. Creaming all over the gaff. Ron Jeremy style. Ronnie Jeremy, man. You checking that out, brah? Check it out, brah. I'll brah your eyes out.

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Now that's what I call a fat pipe.