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- So did you ever think about going to Africa yourself? Well you know I was thinking about it because you know you see all these books and magazines and TV programs and you see gangs of crocodiles, I reckon I'd be fairly handy against one you know? Well the only way I reckon you'd be handy against one is if you went out there with an aluminium baseball bat like you know. Reckon? Yeah, knock the shit out of the head. I'd go straight for its mouth man. Smash its teeth in you know? You said it you know, I'd go straight for like you know the old rhino attack.

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- Oh yeah, what sidestep like? Sidestep, but just both of them. I reckon they've got on top one of them, you know, one of them fucking ballin' tool headlocks. Who would want in a fight, do you reckon, with a rhino and a crocodile? Ah, sure, there's no fucking... A rhino and a crocodile, actually, it's a good one. Well, there's a petting zoo over there and... There's also, I wouldn't call it a zoo now, but there's a lad and he lives in a house, so he just has a load of animals, like, locked inside a house. It's not really healthy for them, but, you know, you might get the old donkey walking around and you might get maybe fucking...

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... ... 30 or 40 horses in the backyard. Apparently ... we're saying that Ghana ... ... has the best fibrous diet in the world. Is that right, yeah? They reckon their shites come out nice and roughagey. Do you reckon you get a box of cornflakes out that way? How do you mean, man? Do you know the way, like, you've got cornflakes and you've got your ... ... country store out this way? Yeah. Do you reckon them boys would have their equivalent out there? I don't know, man. To be honest with you. I've never been out to Africa before. Would you ever climb Kilimanjaro, would you?

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. How big is it? Apparently the biggest mountain in Africa. Freestanding as well. Is it bigger than Cropatric? It would be a good bit. Bighondiles, elephants, heat, spiders, butt flies. Akon is another one. Akon, yeah, he's African. Is he? I think so. Well, he looks African. Fast cars, boats, dream women. Dreamy women, yeah. Bang Bros, Blue Delicious and that type of thing. Yeah.

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. I don't know man. Zebras is another one. Zebras. I suppose the sun will blend that colour into white. We'll probably go drinking with it afterwards. It'll probably turn into a nice brown, wouldn't it? I'd say it'll be a nice golden brown. Like the one blinded there. I suppose that's what happened the same thing. Well, I was thinking we could get some white paint and paint white stripes on that one. You reckon? Could have a vice versa job, you know? Aye. Would you ever have dreams about going to Africa? I did one time, you know, I had a dream and...

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- It was kind of like fighting some type of crocodile. It was like a crocodile but it had the body of a rhino. And I suppose the emotions of some of the other animals out that way. So it had a rhino's head but the body of a crocodile. Yeah, yeah. But not the mentality of one, you know, the old emotions. The mentality I suppose. And would you be throwing slaps in the dream to crocodiles? Oh, you better believe it. You know me. You know me. You know me. You might get enough of scolding after him in the dream like so. I've been always worried about going out that way, you know.

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You got it. Man's gotta be careful out there, man. Fighting against crocodilians and stuff. There's lions out there and hyenas and all the boys like. I reckon, yeah? Yeah, hyena boys, they call them. How do they work? Very vicious. Apparently they have the strongest bite in the animal kingdom. No. Animal kingdom. Unless it's a saltwater crocodile. One or the other, man. Steady on now, Sally. Yeah, I heard a story there from the Oled. He reckons one of his uncles were out in Africa there recently and what they used to do was

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about the monkey with a knife. Even up the odds exactly. What happened if the monkey dropped the knife? Then the gorilla would pick it up and it would be game over. The story he'd seen was the monkey held onto the knife and then he stabbed the gorilla in the face. Game over. What happened if the monkey stabbed itself by accident?

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Do you ever see a fight between a monkey and a crocodile? No. What about a gorilla and a crocodile? What would happen if they had sex? A gorilla and a crocodile? God only knows man. Probably be a big green bastard jumping out of trees biting people's heads off and stuff. You reckon? Or maybe like a hairy thing that lives under the water like. Kinda like the Incredible Hulk? But hairy like with scales. Hairy scales. It's hard to know man. It would probably look like a vicious armadillo

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I'm going to go or something. I'm going to put a line across the top of this one, is that right? Go on, fire ahead. Because I've seen the film again in Africa and there's a line going across the top. Was it called Out of Africa by any chance? You might want to do a bit of black there on its mane, man. I've seen pictures on the interpages of the web, like,