1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 We have the PSDP. We have the PSCS. Great, great. Now, once those hippies have moved on, we can sit back and relax. Sail on through. Sail on through. Just need a good project manager. I know. We don't want another Tommy Gibbons incident. Definitely not poor Tommy. She's the protesters. What's scum? Good God. Pure scum. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:00,000 . Dogs, Seamus. Rabbit dogs. Anyway, we get the first man in. Yeah, let's do that. Clit, please. How would you describe yourself? How would I describe myself? It's a good question. Very good question. A bit of a maniac. How would you rate your interpersonal effectiveness? 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:30,000 What? Interpersonal effectiveness. Interpersonal effectiveness. Well, I'm good with people, like, you know. I just thought it was a tricky question. We'll move on. If you could describe yourself in four words, what would it be? Absolutely sound, man. You've got one word left. I don't need the other word, man. Just three words will do me. Absolutely sound is perfect. 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:02:00,000 You do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do 5 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:30,000 For your life is weak. I wouldn't go that far. Well, I would. And I'm paying your wages. If you had to sum yourself up in four words, what would they be? Well, I don't know. After this interview, probably unemployed on the dole. 6 00:02:30,000 --> 00:03:00,000 : Are you familiar with the procurement process? Definitely, the procurement process, definitely I would have knowledge with that. Would you have any problem implementing it? Certainly not, no. What would your plan be to implement this process? I'd get what you were saying there and I'd put it into plan of action. How would you rate your communication skills? 7 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:30,000 : Are you familiar with the eight principles of prevention in the project supervisors at construction stage document? Without a doubt. Know them off by heart. Could you list four of those please? My memory is sort of gone at the minute now because I'm put on the spot like you know. When it really came down to it I think I'd know it like you know. How do you deal with adversity in the workplace? Ad what? Adversity. What's that man? 8 00:03:30,000 --> 00:04:00,000 - When people don't do what you tell them to do. When people don't do... Oh man, I get them sorted out man. You know what I mean man? I get other boys to sort them out. Do a bit of delegating, you know what I mean? You know my style man. Who are you? Who am I? Who am I? I'm Johnny Depp's cousin. I'm an Irishman, but I'm prettier than he is. 9 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:30,000 What's your opinion on reinforced concrete versus steel? I'd say it'd have to go with steel. Steel against the concrete, like, you know. 10 00:04:30,000 --> 00:05:00,000 with the people who are you to the same way? What's your opinion on reinforced concrete versus steel? Reinforced concrete man? I have no real opinion man, you know what I mean? But you're applying for the job here as project manager today. What is the job man? I'm not sure like what are we doing? Why are you here? I need work man. 11 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:30,000 You need a bit of money, man. You know what I mean? Need a bit of dash. Are you familiar with a procurement process? Not exactly. What's it to do with? How would you rate your interpersonal effectiveness? I've got a disturbed personality disorder. 12 00:05:30,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I've... I've... two baths... that I'm filling with water. One tap fills at a rate of one and a half gallons per minute. The other tap fills at a rate of three and a half gallons per minute. Now, if I wear a blue shirt, how long will it take before bath A is filled? With the blue shirt, like? Yeah. I'd say, um... You're looking at a half an hour there, I'd say. 13 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:30,000 How many machines and men know what I need to move 2,200 tonne of gravel, 450 feet in six hours? Four machines, I'd say. Just four men. Can you tell me about your interpersonal effectiveness? I think I'm alright at that now. 14 00:06:30,000 --> 00:07:00,000 , bit of a wrestler, bit of a looker, pretty much talented at everything I do, like snooker, pool, singing, arm wrestling. And how do you see yourself fitting into our-- Six foot seven, you know yourself, the whole lot. Full package. State side, how do you see yourself fitting into our multi-million euro organization? I could just sit down on the job, and I would be a great man for sitting down on a chair. 15 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:30,000 - How would you rate your interpersonal effectiveness? Very good, man, very good. Do you have organisational skills? Loads, man. Absolutely loads. Where do you see yourself in ten years? Probably around here, man. Loaded, man, you know what I mean? Sorting them out with a bit of stuff, like, you know what I mean? What? I'm mad into my parties, like, you know what I mean? Doing a bit of DJing, you know? Sorting them out, making them happy, you know? 16 00:07:30,000 --> 00:08:00,000 to the Health and Safety Authority I do indeed yeah and how long would a person have to be off work before you report that accident just a see you have to be off for about three weeks it's three days as a three days is it yeah well things are slow down recession like you know what I'm saying where do you see yourself in five years I don't know I don't like to 17 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Look forward that far, just take every day as it comes. How would you describe yourself? Likeable and... What's your life ambition? Don't know now. Do you work with charity groups? No. Charity starts at home. Do you have any hobbies? 18 00:08:30,000 --> 00:09:00,000 I like drinking. Do you have any hobbies? I have loads of hobbies, man. Do you work with any charitable groups? Still, yeah, man. Do you work with any charitable groups? No, not really, man. Not my style, man. I don't do any charity, man. No work for free, you know what I mean? Have you ever filled in a P-35? A P-what? A P-35. 19 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Who are you or a Yankee? How often would you inspect scaffold legally? Legally? Yes. How often do you inspect scaffold legally? Well, you're looking at every time it rains, isn't it? How many days? How many days? Well, it rains pretty often around here. 20 00:09:30,000 --> 00:10:00,000 You're not gonna put you on the cloud. I'll put you into the middle of next week with a shot. Won't be a shot of Falk, it'll be a shot of that. What job are you playing for here today, Simon? I don't know what. Project manager of a multi-billion euro construction fair. Oh right, thought it was a labourer. 21 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:30,000 3DLifter 5A1/Do you have any certificates of training? Lord of them. What do you have? SWEMIN when I was in school under 12s. Certificates of training. My mother has a nursing certificate if that's any good. How many 40 tonne trucks does it take to move 2,000 tonne of gravel? 22 00:10:30,000 --> 00:11:00,000 I'm a big tank, you know bigger than any of the monster rugby players. I'm a giant, they're just big men. Have you issues? That sort of issues. Do you have an issue with this company? Do you have an issue with us? 23 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:30,000 For competence, experience, knowledge, training, etiquette, intelligence, intelligence, looks, personality, sense of humour. You got this far without it. 24 00:11:30,000 --> 00:12:00,000 . Look lads, it's as simple as this. If you hire me, I'll generate some serious cash for this business. Or your company. Serious cash like. I'm unreal. Unreal? Unreal. Look it. If you hire me, I'll make you a fucking fortune. Cop on now and give me the start, will you? 25 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:30,000 You need me. I'm fucking talking to you.