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"Do you're any better looking in the Viper?" "Better looking, certainly. They say everywhere I go it's Johnny Tate, Interferred the Vampire, Brad Pitt,

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I'm not really looking at my best today because I've been out in the cold the last three hours but when I'm looking at my best even Marilyn Monroe wouldn't have a look at my looks. Can I just tell you one more thing? This Johnny Depp look-alike thing. You put Johnny Depp up to me into a professional photo it's like comparing a bus to an airplane. There's not much of a difference

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and if you're at the conditions between us, I'm that much better looking than Johnny Depp. I would rank myself extremely good looking when I'm wearing my stuff, like without that I give myself about 97%. But apart from the beard, I'm not sure of the beard, but I'm just doing this to a bit of a Johnny Depp thing. Do you look like Johnny Depp? No, but he doesn't look like me either, but that doesn't mean I'm not better looking than him. Maybe I have slight image with the old hat and the glass thing, but

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is your first.

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What's your favourite animal? I would have to say cats and horses. Fucking goldfish. Do you want to know the truth? I'm 21 and a half stone and 6 foot 4. I'm actually heavier than a young horse, so you couldn't even live it. You want to believe in Santi, but deep down you're so smart at that age and clever, you know, you're getting suspicious that there's nothing out there at all. Even at that age.

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You try to not lie to yourself and you leave it a year. Six foot two and a half in the feet. Is that with the shoes? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's in my feet. With the shoes, I'm looking at about six foot four. And then we'll soon see who's better looking than Johnny Devon Pitt. Why do you have, I mean, you're a tall man anyway. Well, I'm 21 stone and I'm as strong as three horses. But you're a tall man, why would you have even bigger shoes to be taller?

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The best, because I am the best. Is bigger better? I think so, yeah, but I would rather be like 30 stone of muscle instead of 21 stone of muscle, but a bit of fat there, but I've got to get rid of that. Why would you rather be 30 stone of muscle? That's a lot of weight. I'm 7 foot 2, but I'd never be that big, because I want to be a wrestler, you know? A lot of people say I look like Johnny Nitro, not The Undertaker. Don't even go there. You could be the best looking guy

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and you're in the world as I said before but if you're small you're fucked like a bon jovi it's only five foot four look at me I'm six foot four and a lot better looking I don't think blondes are that good looking anyway but in general I've better features I know I have I've been it's been proven I've taken the pictures I could prove it to anybody you would feel a lot better number one number two

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... If people would fear you. People would fear you. Number three, it would just be a great feeling to be that tall and be over most of the world. With the light on. What do you see? Probably blue wallpaper. A cot that's in the room that's not supposed to be there. It should have been taken out a few years ago, seeing that you've grown up a bit, but your mother was too lazy to take it out. Or ...

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I want to be feared, because I want to own the world.