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- Cowboy asked us to come here you know and give us a few quid. We're in a country where there's no work like so we have to do what we're told you know. Bit of food, bit of drink. We sort everything out we'll get a few quid. Apparently a few Polish lads, they're going to be 100 euros a day for Cowboy. Eddie got us in for 50. So, cheap labour on our part but we're drinking as much as we can. We're eating this lovely stuff, cheese and little raisins or pickled olives. Lovely. You know what the best thing is?

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So you're making really good headway with the girls there. See that girl there? Hey! How are you cutie? I was thinking of maybe turning into a wheelbarrow backwards. Like the inverted wheelbarrow. You get a great view that way. Don't you? Even sometimes if they give a wink back to you.

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"You're having great crack aren't you?" And you're telling me. It's kind of like saucy. Exactly, it's like going to the cinema but not as romantic. I was thinking about bringing one of them to the cinema one of the nights and you know the popcorn trick? You put a hole in the bottom, gets a bit of a veagret and an erection. What about salt though? The top of the mickey? Chafin. You could wear a condom. Posh wank. Posh wank. Yeah. You could do that, definitely. And you know there's kind of this buttercream on top. Buttercream would be good too because it could work as a lubricant. It's good like that.

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for me and I said, "How big are them jabs you have?" Me Owlady has a 32D size. I said, "They're around the same. What are they?" She said, "They're double D." I'm not really great on the Imperial or metric. They seem fairly good. They're buoyant, good volume on them. Who would you prefer? The Owlady's or hers? It's a bit weird, the Owlady's. I prefer hers. Yeah, remote would I think. 32D and ass like a plum. Oh my god, I love that plum.

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- No, that's not 32D. - Is it not? - You know what they do in Brazil and Donegal and places? - Donegal, yeah. - Dirty. - Buttingplats? - Yeah, yeah. Just get parts of their ankle just there. They get flesh removed from there and it's stuck on their ass. And it's just, I don't like it because then when you're rubbing their ass, you're like, "That's your ankle, man." - That's the thing, you know, vending machines and you can get like a plastic thing with a top on it. You open it up, some of the lads fart inside it. It's vacuum packed. - Serious? - Yeah. They're weird in Japan, man. They actually have other ones,

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. So like Sylvester Sloan or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Mine actually is famous. But he's so famous he'd have another lad farting into it. It wouldn't actually be his. He'd fart double. Yeah, he'd have a fart double. For the worst type.