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for me, I'll tell you what the problem is, Buzz. There's no work. I know that. Yeah. And not only that, there's no opportunities out there. We're fit, capable men. I know. Capable of doing anything. See myself, you said, Toshi and Boo were like we're a pair of losers. Yeah. What were we going to do about it? Well, I don't know, man. Listen, I watched the DVD of the last of it, Alexander the Great. He had the whole place cleaned up, man. He was only 28. Less than us. 28? More than us. Yeah, the same age as us. Yeah, same age as me. Yeah, if I was around in his time, man, I guarantee you,

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I'd be cleaning up the place man. Yeah. We're going around fighting boys. Bathroom. Do you know what? There's no opportunities out there man. No, actually I know that. I know there's no opportunities. What can I do about that? What the hell are you doing? Can I give you a job? Huh? What the hell? What are you at? It's an old body stimulator man. Gives you a class old six pack. Basically, you keep it on you for two weeks solid. You might try to bed once or twice. But you'll have a six pack in no time. Looks like some sort of... You can be in here eating burgers, chips, smoking fags, bottles of whiskey. You'll have a six pack.

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- -No, no, no, no, be careful now. -No, just try it on your face. -Just small bit, yeah. -Oooh. -Try it on yourself, try it, try it on yourself, right? -Whoa. -Aah, you f... -Aah, you prick, man! Stop, stop, stop! -Go on, it'll make your face stronger, man! Go on! -Aah! -Ugh! -Shit! -What happens if you put it on your arse? -Can we put that in your mickey, can we? -I'm not putting it on my mickey, man. -Why not? -Put that on your own mickey. -You're always on about going on about. -I'll put that on your own mickey. -No, no, you won't put it on my mickey, no.

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It's just ... I'm not putting anywhere near me balls, man! Watch this up! You know what, man? Jesus ... You want to try them? Yeah, go on. I know, man. Keep it away. No, no. No, it's ... Hey. I put on mine, but there's nothing I could do with losing a few inches. Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?

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You can't you guys, man. I mean the women won't know what hit them. Do you reckon Steve McMahon used to be discracked the whole time? Oh, that's why you scored class goals, man. Look at that one, look at that. It's fucking incredible. They reckon that lad could have played Gaelic, crossed him over the bar like that, man. God, just put that on the fist like that, man. Yeah, bigger fists every day of the week. That's not really doing anything there, actually. Well, that's not one of the good luck, yeah. So I... Do you want to try a few more of them? No, no, you're alright, man. Because if I have any more of these, man, I think I might shake my pants, to be quite honest.

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You need work. You need work. You need work. I need a new pair of jocks. You need... You can tell your prick. He's trying to make his dick bigger and his body better. What do we want these days, like, you know? He'll see me now in a few weeks going downtown, top up. Six-pack job. That out to me leg.

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this class BWat's job, women crawling off me.