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See those dolphins at the end? Make them your target. Swim off to it, man. And then walk the full length back to the changing rooms. Shamefully. Like the shamed lad you are. Swim away, man. Look at these boys, man. Synchronicity. Speedo. Mark Spitz. Gold medals. Olympics.

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--I can't swim in your shell --You're still shit! That's not swimming, that's just fucking writhing around in water like a -- You look like -- Again, comparison with a dog -- You look like a dog man. A mixture of dog and man just writhing in water. Look at the two guys either side of you.

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You're in the technique. You're an absolute disgrace.