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It seems like the marriage changes are left in the country.

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It's not on. I think I could make it. I'm well gutted about that.

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It's just for the entertainment thing to come along. So everybody being character. I think, you know, yeah. It really, it literally doesn't matter. It's just a laugh. Is that queer as a name? Q&A. Don't actually put that on camera. And look. I love saying things, but then I don't like when they're on camera. Guy Burnt's going to be here. And he's got a big wooly on him. Well, did you see that thing? Did you see that thing on Instagram? That's about it. No, did you see my nose? That's about it. No.

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You said you take a picture of us, to Plyper. Can I get a picture of everyone? Everyone please, I actually beg you. Can you take a picture of us? Can we get a picture of the lads at least? Can we get a picture of you first though? Yes, go on, everyone, please, please, I'm actually going to pay you. I'm so polite I haven't even asked for a picture. You're the best man ever. You're the best man as well. Oh this is brilliant, Eddie Duffy.

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*I'm a picture of me with every member of the cast please *Why are you coming to the after party?

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Is that too much more than I can. I'll bring you with me. Hey, you cannot be a plumber all your life. There's something happening. Hey, how are you, Eugene? How are you, Eugene? How are you keeping? Can we see it? No, no, no, no, we just need to hit. Holey! What do I expect from the movie? I don't know. Certainly not riches, anyway. I won't be getting millions out of this.

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If you like football, if you like Brent lemonade, if you like Beyonce, if you like six-pack abs, it's an interesting mix of actors, real people, you know, we kind of mix it up, you know, some of it's almost documentary, some of it's drama. If you like yoga, if you like... X Factor. Lime dancing, if you like... Lime dancing? Lime dancing, that's what it's going to come back sooner or later. If you bought the DVD, then you're watching me and very

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. If you like brushing your teeth, if you like dental hygiene, if you like facial hair, it could be a Catholic. Oh! Am I involved in this at all? Need to get on the case with Pacino, give him a ring, and Dolph Lundgren, man. Myself and Dolph, we go way back to our engineering degree back in Sweden. If you like facial hair, if you like dreadlocks, if you like football, if you like rugby. Spread one. All that. If you like all that. If you like milk.

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#Limmojam # That lad's got a big camera! Grease in the pot! Where's the pot? Don't feel me now! That was out of the stretch lift. We just got out of the stretch limo jam. It's like a lift, but it's a limo. It's a lift. Classic Cammy. Locking aside.

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. I don't like them furts that get wet at the bottom. Dodge attack.

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We're not going to the first. Hold up. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the 11th Jamison Dublin International Film Festival. And this is the world premiere of the Hardy Box movie.

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on. The director is going to introduce, before we get to the film, Mike, introduce a couple of people please. Well, first off, thank you very much for coming to see the film. I mean, really appreciate it. Friends, family, fans, fans, people who travel far and wide. I want to thank the cast, who are absolutely legendary. They're all brilliant genius comedians, they're fantastic actors, and they are the Hardy books. I want to thank the crew, who worked tirelessly through ridiculous hours, ridiculous weather, and I also want to thank my wife,

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for my wife, who disappeared for nine months, making it. And I also want to thank, oh yeah, my mother. I just want to apologize for the contents of the movie. I promise I'll make a rom-com next. And I think that's it really. Yeah, I know, do you know what? I want to thank the Hardy Books fans, because without you, the Hardy Books wouldn't be the Hardy Books. So thanks to the fans. So without further ado, may I introduce the legends that are the Hardy Books and coming in,

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Be afraid, be very, very afraid because some say that this man can down and kill a man with two fingers. How's it go, Tom? The Boo, the Boogenhagen, ladies and gentlemen. Torsten! He's off the drink again, I think. Or is he? No, he's on it. Who knows? Ladies and gentlemen,

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The planet's best friend, it is Mr. French Toast. And last but not least, the legendary, the man, the myth, the legend, it is the one and only Mr. Eddie Durkin! So, without further ado, I would just like to say,

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The Film: It was really, really good. Loved it. Gave it a four. It was great. I'm shifting the viper after. Yeah, apparently. Fantastic movie. Fantastic. Hi everyone. For everyone who bought the DVD, all the fans of the show along the way,

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Thank you very, very much for your support. You know it's all about you and everything we do is all about our fans. Daniel O'Donnell told me that. And look at him. We're going for hard fucking Lush Pints. What are you after? Huh? Be in there, yeah.