1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 is that he's a bit early for this crack Eddie. I know it is. Why are you even here? You know well why we're here, listen, we're up here to pick a few shrooms, right? And after that, French Toast comes up, he's got the golf membership, so be nice to him. And another thing is, don't mention the fucking mushrooms don't go up here. Right? What'll happen is, we throw an old bash later on, right? Yeah, yeah, that's good. Invite the people around, sell the shrooms. Like, surely there's a better way of just getting a job, like other 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:00,000 and 9 to 5 and you don't have to be getting up at 6 o'clock in the morning picking fucking mushrooms. Carry hands only for wankers man. Where is this Frenchy you know? How are we idiot? Doing a bit of golfing? Yeah I am yeah. You know the boys in school you know, we're kind of nice guys you know. Bit crazy like you know at times but either good old laughs and kind hearts you know. Frenchy always had a bit of a drink problem like you know. I mean I think the Owl Lady actually kicked him out of the house when he was about 14 or 15. Called the Owl Lady an absolute prick. He does a bit of golfing now like and that's really 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:30,000 ############################################################################################################################################################################################################################ 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:02:00,000 I can't do it to my fucking head. Listen, I need you to do me a favour. Within reason, man. Listen, I want you to do a bit of mushroom picking first. For fuck's sake, man. I thought I was going to do another shit, man, playing golf. Yeah, we're not fucking playing golf. It's a pussy's game, man. You pick the mushrooms, we play the golf. What benefit does it give to me? It's most appreciated for a start, right? Tonight, it's going to be girls' start, right? And I tell them exactly who picked the mushrooms. What happened then? 5 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:30,000 One. There's a big chance you might get your knob sucked. What's that man? Yeah I'll do it. Come on. Good man. So there'll be a few birds again. Looks unfair. Oh good job. In the pocket lads. In the job pipe. What's the boo at? He likes the insects you know. I don't even know why they have me doing this shit. Number one, it's against my wishes. I don't want to be doing this crap. And number three, 6 00:02:30,000 --> 00:03:00,000 - Well, number three, I think they're using French toast. Like, look at him there. He's none the wiser. But anyways, I'm a very easily led guy, so I'll just continue doing it. - Oh, well, you know, Levin's been around since the year that. We've been, you know, since Castletown was either a castle or a town or something like that. But you need a book, like, I don't know, maybe the dictionary will tell you when this kind of stuff started happening, you know? 7 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:30,000 : Come on, get that bullet, you've been here half an hour. 8 00:03:30,000 --> 00:04:00,000 . What kind of shit is this man? It's fucking fox shit or something. Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! There's gonfins down there man. I don't want to get caught doing this shit. Don't worry about it, they can't fucking see you man. You said that there was nobody on that course. Don't worry about it, they're soft cunts. What are you talking about? They're soft shite. Hey, do you want to know where the balls are going? I don't want to be picking this shit. What do you mean? What's he picking? I'm going to be the one getting caught on my own. I don't want this shit. Do you want to know where the balls are going? Shut up please man. Hey, do you not pick him? I told you. He's running around like David Atmer all morning. He likes the insects right? He likes the insects. Yeah. I'm the man looking for the insects. Woodlice. 9 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:30,000 This is a lot of the story Eddie. You could have just been honest man. They're insects shobbies. Insects. Insects white fucking blue eyes. Like I don't understand why he got so pissed off with a bunch of lads up on a golf course anyway you know. Seen the Viper up there earlier on like and we thought typical yeah he's up there as well pissing on our parade like. Boys it's the fucking Viper. See look over there. Over in the green. He's into the fucking same shit as us man. He's only a feck wanker. Now what are we gonna sort it out? He's pissing his eyes and drinking his tea and coffee. 10 00:04:30,000 --> 00:05:00,000 And you know grass and flagpoles and all the rest of it and trees and it's a grand old place. Hang on a fucking minute. What the fuck do they think they're at? Sorry lads. Bit of business to take care of. I have a girlfriend and she is so blue. What in the name of Babylon Zoo spaceman look. I seen the viper like. 11 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:30,000 As the fuck is this about like This is how we take care of these eaters and cats here you What do you think this is what the most stop your sneaker in the lady now right 12 00:05:30,000 --> 00:06:00,000 on the boog and the higgins what the hell do you think you're doing get out of that and you back off right have you ever been shot in the neck it fucking hurts all right here where the fuck is the boon where is he? 13 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:30,000 has been around since God was a boy. Many disputes have been settled here. Many and many disputes have been settled here in this ball. Either by fighting or by handball. 14 00:06:30,000 --> 00:07:00,000 The Viper, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, 15 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:30,000 on the allergeist a connerious like gang of lads in a space like that, you know, it's weird about it and I just think with all the spinning around in circles I kind of might have gotten a bit hypnotized or a bit like confused, you know We hear the sirens and you know what that is like You know, once we heard the siren like we all we all bowled for that door like, you know As you know well the ball alley like them doors are designed for keeping the balls in but not only that 16 00:07:30,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I know your father I know your mother I know how to leave it was a bit interesting like 17 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:30,000 : He's got mushrooms in his car. He's got mushrooms in his car. Mushrooms. Take his car over there. In my car. Move! Dan, come on. Boys, help me here. Your man arrested him. Caught him with the mushrooms. What's that? What's that? What's that? Lad, lad, lad. Hey, hey, where are you? Lad, lad. Come on, f***. I want my mum. Buzz turned along then and ended up lifting him out the back of his car like... 18 00:08:30,000 --> 00:09:00,000 - I'm actually all in favor now of the scheme of swapping the place over from different countries. I'm very happy to make Arista. It will be more Arista in this country. I'm very happy to join Arista Polish. It will be more Arista. Thank you. This party was going to be epic. You're one tough bastard, man. You're one tough bastard. Speed it out, man. Speed it out. You're the toughest bastard I've ever met. What's this like? 19 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:30,000 and I just tried them out. 20 00:09:30,000 --> 00:10:00,000 are good though. Shrooms are good. Fuckin' hell. We're all off our nuts like, you know, and French Toast came in, and you know, he's back on the sauce like. I'm off the fuckin' wagon, lads. What's the fuckin'- Jesus Christ! What's the story, man? French Toast was fucked. I really hope he hasn't put himself in a hoop again like, you know. 21 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:30,000 - Sit down there man - Poor old Toastine, he lost the golf membership in the end, like a bit of a downward spiral from then, you know? Golf was my life, wrecking the booze man! Well Fred Schultz rang them girls, they should be here any moment. Girls be whole, who's that there? Oh, yo-wee! Hi guys! Hi! Hi Biz! How are you doing? I was a bit messy at some stages, but I think I got away with it. What's going on? Oh God! We met them early on. 22 00:10:30,000 --> 00:11:00,000 ! I don't think I'd like to cut out the bag. Are you alright? I wanna sleep with you. I wanna sleep with you. She's alright, that one's alright. She's alright. She's mine, that one's mine. Here, take a seat, will you? Just take a seat, take it easy. Don't bother. Eddie, Eddie, you've had enough. That's fucking me, man. I can see through this thing, man. It's like a fucking television or... Is he awesome? That's breakable. Off our trolleys, man. Cindy, what do you think of these Irish parties? Uh, you know, it's not like in the States, but it's working out okay for me. 23 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:30,000 : How does it differ? Careful there, careful there. Oh sorry, chill out you man, chill out man, you wanna go on the dube! Jeez, you wanna go on the dube! Who the fuck are you? Shhh, everybody listen, we're running out of alcohol, and I'm just wondering like, would you like to buy a few true means off us, like, you know? If they're used for spiritual purposes, I mean, I'm up for raising my consciousness. 24 00:11:30,000 --> 00:12:00,000 it's a lot like this is creepy as cool! You're a mean! I'm tired! Some idiot told the police about the party the other night. YAY! Check out the lights! Stop the lights! I came in the house and rolled off a head of mushrooms now. 25 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:30,000 This is on, Phil Mitchell. Is it? Time. It's on nine o'clock. 26 00:12:30,000 --> 00:13:00,000 :