1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 *its about the way you guys * *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic by bing* *smenic 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:00,000 - I'm sick as a plate of lords. Hangover cure, yeah, I've discovered it over the years. Two loaves of pudding into the juicer, 16 eggs, half pound of butter, two yolks of lard, chicken, mix it around for a bit with your finger like that, Jab. I woke up the next day, I was feeling great. No bother to me. It's tough trying to get to sleep, listen to you boys. I'm Eddie Durkin, it's my town. To me, my life itself is hard work, you know? Like, drinking, sleeping, driving around the town, occasional ride as well, you know? We've got to get out of this town for an old holiday or something, you know? 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:30,000 The face is a bit more than a good time. 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:02:00,000 : You mean to tell me you were bareback : Is that the bird with the leopard skin dildo? : You fucking said it through there boy : She can meet me anytime so she can : Holy smoke boy : How are you fixing now with the old recession lads? : The same pair of jocks on the last three weeks : Christ : You have the SSIA don't you? : I fucking don't : You have a lot of money that you could : You still have your fucking communion money you could : Maybe this town some people say the best thing about it is the road outward like : You have to use that road to get back into it as well like : Sick of this place : All the best 5 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:30,000 - What about Creepy Boys 11? That was Johnny Creepyhye. He's serious! What's he up there? He's down at the Mitzi Turbo Cup. What do we expect, like? For me anyways, it's the best outdoor piss-up you can find. Chances of winning a bit of money. $3 cash? Dollars or pounds? No fucking about, they just give you the money. In the pool! In the pool. What? We can get up to Galway on that like. Let's go. Come on, get over here. It's official, lad. Come on, go on. Come on, go on. 6 00:02:30,000 --> 00:03:00,000 The Midsea Turbo Cup 7 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:30,000 to the cars. Welcome to Castletown, DK. Boys smoking joints like this. The women, the driving, the smoking, the drinking. Those fellas off their heads on monkey chats. I think the leg's in that part there, man. You're wearing a greyhound skirt, too. I heard you had your head buried up someone at home the other night. I'm just checking for bugs, you know. Pick the card. 8 00:03:30,000 --> 00:04:00,000 3 9 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:30,000 guy is a little bit dodgy is he? Nah, look at the set up over there man. Tasty enough for the set up. Ladies and gentlemen, our mystery guest has arrived. The one, the only, the Shtig. He'll be signing autographs for 10 euro. Yee-haw! Are you really a Shtig? Yeah, I am. 10 00:04:30,000 --> 00:05:00,000 and I am Brian Adams you know easy wise I just assumed by looking at the cape that maybe it was an unreal driver I thought he was just this fella that you know could drive around the town all day how you fucking Mickey and I look in the bag boy how we find the recession you twerp took 16 shots the other night no way I ended up fucking talking to Danny DeVito through the TV you serious I heard of youth bread you just eat the crust brings you down slowly I believe you get a nudge later on no way man 11 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:30,000 : No mock be afflicted! Get that child out of the truck! Would she do about 400 miles an hour, she would? She would, yeah? She would. This is called a Spritzer Crybaby O'Neil. Well, we were up all night and we were going out to the shop to get a calipo. And we heard the tunes. So we came over here and had a look. And with the Missy cup that was on, it was sound. It was like the best tenure I've ever had. Savage yours as well. 10 years to fight a man in the trailer. Nice one, I do that. I can savage value. 12 00:05:30,000 --> 00:06:00,000 and the goldfish starts. I'll give it a go. I'll give it a go. I'll give it a go. All right, let me show it. Now, there's one thing when you're running a fairgrounds yoke. When it comes to the transaction between the service consumer and the service provider, they should reimburse you or get their legs broken. See this thing down here now? This is for making the car go fast, you know what I mean? I've this linked up to the speakers. That'll make you feel, you know, feel the vibe. So the vibe is there if you want it, Slick. Clean buzz, man. We're having a really good old time of it, you know? 13 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:30,000 VOid, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, Vipers, V 14 00:06:30,000 --> 00:07:00,000 is working lads. It's a storm man, look. I got a real 12 spot in here. Oh sweet man. Ladies and gentlemen, this is going to go down to the wire. It's going to be a break dance off. 15 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:30,000 s. 16 00:07:30,000 --> 00:08:00,000 , ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready 17 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:30,000 And I was in an illegal racing event, you know, it's an annual underground thing like... It's not even a goldfish, it's a carrot in a bag of water. It wasn't just me that won that money, it was the lads as well, so I thought, you know, I may as well treat us all to an old session down in Galway, you know. 18 00:08:30,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Priced up with a fucking thing bounced like but then he started he's been buying the counter stuff bouncing the fellas face he goes that's fucking bouncing that's what you'll get if you give us bouncy checks by you can't get to go away unfortunately no but you know it's brilliant day out like was like a trip to Orlando from what I hear like I never been to Orlando like funny money money yeah I love money my dick so big daddy sing chick's tummy 19 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:30,000 You're going bad, going mad, and smoking fax in Castletown. From Chicka Watt Watt, Castletown. Hash is cool. Hash is cool.