1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 - What's the crack ale, lads? Fuck all. Fuck all, lads. Well, we're trying to look busy, you know. That's it. Looking busy is actually harder than working. What are those fucking lads even doing, lads? That's why Ireland now is in recession, because there's boys like that who don't have a clue. I'll tell you about those lads. They make out they're working, they're throwing shapes like. They fucking wouldn't walk in a fit, lads. You sure if those work in the bed did, they'd fucking sleep in the ground? That's it, yeah. Will you fill that barrow, will ya? 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:00,000 You can do a bit, lad. Sure there's men fucking waiting on materials, lads. Get in out this fucking rain, lads. Get out. Yeah, come on, get out this fucking rain. She's a final spot, lads. I don't know, a fucking sight's their waste time, really, because you get your clothes dirty, you just move fucking stones from one place to another. Then the next day you come back to work, you remove them the same stones back to the place you got them. And then they're just fucking shiting about like that. It was. But the thing is, like, when you're on the big sights, like, it's awful easy, you know, a man could do business. 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:30,000 There's a bit of Dawson. Are they around you down there? They're like a gutter. You're to a dumb drick them. Oh, tonight. Where is this Ballamboolie? How would you get down? Ballamboolie? Just down the road. Oh, the road there. What's happening here? What the fuck? What's happening here? Nothing. What's happening? What's this crack? She's pissing really. There's a fucking mixer out there. Now, do you think that I can fucking be paying you for sitting around here fucking talking shite? Yikes, Lolly. There's a what? There's a mixer over there that's fucking left running. The uncle gave me the job. Big Mick Fitzpatrick, like. 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:02:00,000 You're not gonna be standing around looking at this. What was your job? What was your actual work you were supposed to be doing? Clearing up, like. Clearing up kind of shite and you know. Moving stuff, like. Moving stuff. This is an old bit of truss here, lads. Trestle. Sure you don't put your knees, man. Safe belt. Well, good to know him on that, man. There's not even a fucking tap to be done, man. Absolutely drownd it with. There's two tonne of stuff wasted there. 5 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:30,000 You don't really? Excuse me? Excuse me? What's your name? We're doing a spot check. We've been photographing the conditions around here for the last two hours. Fitzpatrick is me fucking name. You know what I'm going to want. This other employee here is actually wearing slip-on shoes. It's the only shoe that can find the golf man, you know? Would they be classified now as dancing shoes? The man can fucking spin the toes on these like. You have no regard for safety. I'm going to put you this site down. 6 00:02:30,000 --> 00:03:00,000 , at this stage, at this stage, at the fucking, now it's a fucking work in the country, I'm one of the few jobs that's up and running. Can you tell your man, just go here for a second. Come here for a second. Come here now. - Did you receive any help at safety plans? - Well, he did his safe pass. - We all got safe passes. - Well, have you got the money? - Mine's in the book. - Mine's in the book, yeah. - Look, there's a few pounder this way. - What kind of a few pounder, a bit of affection are you talking about? - I'm talking about 500. - 500? - Mmm. - Are you told what time he breaks our own? 7 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:30,000 - We had the tea break - There's a strike in the post office - Are you giving any induction training? - There's not many a man round here will refuse a few pounds in a hand - You can't refuse the old bullying of fucking coins - No you can't - I just got a phone call there, there's another site, it's actually in much more - Where? - than the site, so we're going to check it - 600 quid I slipped down his fucking pocket, and lucky enough he took it - He's giving me some wallack in it - What am I supposed to sell the boys out? - You can tell them, that's it, they're gone, there's more fucking money on the site for them - Your fucking buzz is going buying a fucking Honda Civic next week - Yeah that's it, we're gone - We're gone is it? 8 00:03:30,000 --> 00:04:00,000 And take that last night. Yeah. I got the wank, the tooth, the finger, the brojob. All of that, man. Is she pregnant? 9 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Pregnant fucking paws man you know? Careful man remember the last car you turned? Oh fuck how can I forget that out you? That old Civic will never work again. Speaking of civics look at that man fucking skunk and antsy jab. Is that Mickey Joe Pardscar? Mickey Joe fuck off. Do you hear Kimbo McNally's coming for a 5-5-5? Yeah? Going to fight tonight man? Hey! Watch your back you fucking- Fuck you you cunt! Go fuck your mother! What the hell is that man? Fuck you. Fuck the hair is that cunt man? Call me a little fuck. 10 00:04:30,000 --> 00:05:00,000 and the viper and the dragon drove past him through a can at fucking myself and Buzz. You alright? No. Fuck. Fucking shite weather as well man. Fucking hell this is depressing. The problem is I can never get a hold of him. As I said before, he's a slippery old bastard you know. What are we gonna fucking do for money? I'm fucking broke like. Sell pallets man. Pallets. The way forward. There's no money in them yellow ones. They're a waste of time. That's just nonsense. They're reinforced timber like you know. 11 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:30,000 They last you up to 20 years, so I'd better go for them. I can't really think about pallets at the moment, that Viper has me fuckin' sickened. Could get parts out of it, you know, I know fella McCann down the road, you know. Yeah, would you buy it? You might do, yeah. We'll see you for another time, Eddie. But she's solid enough. Fuck it. Leave her be, aye, leave her be. Oh, you boys probably live in the city, like, with cappuccinos in you. Whatever the fuck you have there, like. Sex in the city. Yeah, you fuckin' soft fuckers. 12 00:05:30,000 --> 00:06:00,000 with your camera don't know the mean of hard work you never had to chase the crow for food boy no, old fucking city slickers hey, Billy Crystal's jab there's the crow, the raven, the jackdaw, that's called the crow speaking of which, that's a jackdaw there what, go ahead, no leave him, the big one's the raven but the small ones are the jackdaw, the jackdaw's off a lippy height, he took that big old lump of bread with him they're fuckers, that's all they are, let's go to fucking burping bread, do it again 13 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:30,000 "Hey, what are we going to do for a few pounds?" "Not a clue. What do you think we can do?" "We'll have the crack with the boo." "You're kidding me with that?" "Oh, I got them out in Asia. I got them out in Asia." "Get out of the way there now." "That's the pressure points there now. Just throw the boys there." "That's four fist." 14 00:06:30,000 --> 00:07:00,000 : Ox jaw hand! You know if you get somebody like this... Jesus... Out there, they play soccer there some evenings. There's a handball alley over there. Oh, the ball alley! You're on about getting a tattoo, was it? Yeah, I was going to get a tribal tattoo all the way up my shoulders. And then one on the top of the forehead. You know the British Bulldog? Yeah. I'm going to get the Irish Bulldog and he's going to be like this. On your forehead, man? Like this. And he's going to have the Irish flag. Fucking sounds cool, man. That was cool, is it? Do you do much thinking about that now? Not really, no. 15 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:30,000 What's my food? What's my rice? What's my food? Kofi, I'm sorry. I ate a bit of that there yesterday. I'm sorry. Why is it that? Why is it that? Why is it that? Why is it that? I'm always, all the time, all the symptoms, you know? I'm sorry, man. I apologise, okay? You're not a baby, man. You're not a baby. Kofi. He's alright, he's a nice guy, but the house life is a bit tense, like... You see what's happening? Get a job, get a job. Get a job. Get a job, man. I'll fuck off if you want to leave. Get a job, man. Get a job, man. Get a job. Get a job. You're doing me hidden. 16 00:07:30,000 --> 00:08:00,000 *Gonna. He's a bit of a complainer like so I'd consider him a friend but it can be difficult living there at times 17 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:30,000 the uncle fucking ran us off the site like you know. Fucking form. We got no job now you know. Lanky fucker. Don't worry about that fucking job man. Just don't worry. If we organise a good party man. I'm sick of this fucking town man. Will I make a cup of tea? Alright man. Ah the fucking fear is getting me lads. Get the fucking fear hey. Fear what? Fear of work? No jobs are only for fucking leprechauns. Don't worry about that job right. We're going throwing a house party. Yeah we'll get a few pound together. Phone parties are the way forward man. Have you ever seen them a bit uncovered like you know e-boys 18 00:08:30,000 --> 00:09:00,000 in the party like Continental ones and Asia, this place and like, oh, well, we fucking charge 10 euros in Money in the club. Yeah, where's the buying? Oh, here. How's it going with your own ladybird? She's game. You know if I'd say that one, she's up, she does a lot of advertising for them palettes as well, you know, what are you all about this fucking palace for? 19 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:30,000 M: Is that Scorpio? Put it in there! How are you fucking Scorpio? What's the crack man? How are you doing mate? What's the crack? I hear about this party tonight boys! I hear about that party! The priest announcing a mass there this morning! The whole fucking town knows about it! Sounds good man! The whole fucking town knows! Scorpio like a DJ up the town! You know a few lads who could get a phone machine like? Are you on the whiskey man? I guess I'm on the whiskey! I'm fucking gonna be major tonight man! I got a fucking phone machine for you as well man! Phone machine? Bring out the fucking decks as well man! 20 00:09:30,000 --> 00:10:00,000 ############################################################################################################################################################################################################################ 21 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:30,000 for the old man: Look at this. It's a good old set up now, it's professional enough. This castle's made of fucking clouds eh? No fucking birds or nothing. Shit, it's a fucking good old crack man, there's a load of fucking bubbles, it's like a bubble bath. Where's the- I suppose. How do you know what a bubble bath is, you've never had a bath before in your life. Brilliant set up. We had smoke machine pumped in on a foam machine on the other side. Lay off that stuff, that boy's a fucking prick. 22 00:10:30,000 --> 00:11:00,000 It's like being in a big Titanic and you're hitting a big fizzy iceberg. It got so out of hand that a man shit in a tent full of foam like. Do you know how hard it was to find that piece of shit? King size bags. 23 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:30,000 is that. 24 00:11:30,000 --> 00:12:00,000 : Would you want anything other than alcohol lads? No! There's none of that sort of thing. Stop your talking. There's none of that cacklack, you know? If Foamy Nights was a film... It'd be like Priscilla Queen of the Desert. No, it'd be more like Lord of the Flies, man. Yeah. Mixed in with Sopranos and... Yeah. Just Robocop 2 and shit. Fintan's girlfriend, hey. Where's Fintan's girlfriend? Oh, Christ. Where's Fintan's ex-girlfriend gone?