1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 - Fuckin' hell, Sam! - What are you gonna do for today? - I'm fuckin' bored shitless. Nice day though, all the same. It's the only fuckin' good thing about it. You know, we had a full week of lovely sunshine, like, and we didn't do fuckin' nothin' for it. Just sittin' out, dossin'. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:00,000 It's just the boys on the river. We looked at the blueprints from YouTube. They're a tutorial on how to make a fucking raft. I think it went well, you know. When I was watching cash do I that the other day, you know, seeing the raft you man built at the end of it. 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:30,000 you're on an island like that after a while like you couldn't even have a wank because you couldn't remember the women you were with or even pornos that you'd seen like probably be bashing the bishop to all sorts of weird objects a mountain that was in the shape of a tit or something 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:02:00,000 is the only is it's good, you know. Money, greasing the paws, politicians with big double chins, five cars, big houses, different clothes. The boom kind of round, darling. We used to be friendly, old folk. Now it's gone. 5 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:30,000 My fucking iPhone is dead! Take that you cunt! It's just nice to come over to Castlebar, you know, and do a bit of spinning. Come on you cunts! Cruisin' man, I'm cruisin' I'm cruisin' Fuck yeah! Jimmy Beashti! You could be the best looking guy in the world, but if you're small, you're fucked. You know, when you grow up you're either tall or you're small. 6 00:02:30,000 --> 00:03:00,000 . He's the only guy that can sell 10 spots around this town, but he's wrong. I'm gonna go into business on my own. Magic Mushrooms, hash, all the drugs in Amsterdam. I'm on pills for cheeky boys. Do you know what I call Audi Synthetizer? I know. They go playin' fucking Magnos later on, hey. First I'm gonna buy Tap-Out. A load of Tap-Out jumpers. Tap-Out gear, yeah. Only the hardest of fucking lads wear that. 7 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I met him through a friend of a friend and he said he had a bit of a problem so I gave him the old nunchucks. That little problem you had it resolved itself did it? Oh it did. What's the crack anyway lads? Oh no, not too bad. Any women lately? Any women? Well, it's not that they know of, just the women be asleep like I'd just kind of snake in like 8 00:03:30,000 --> 00:04:00,000 . 9 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I joke a lot of the time. Okay, I sound. I'm gonna head back to Caspari again. Around 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning. When are you heading off as in today? When are you heading off as in nearly... Now nearly? Oh, I get you. I might be a dodgy fucker, but I don't like bad shit done to girls. 10 00:04:30,000 --> 00:05:00,000 : If you tell the truth in what he's doing there, I'd nearly report the fucker. 11 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:30,000 the Fancy protection but I seen them, the liasus. The wife fucked him off out, he hid the bottle. I'm your cousin Eddie. Ohhhhhhh help me out. 12 00:05:30,000 --> 00:06:00,000 - We'll be back in a few minutes. - Bring a battling back, will ya? - Really? - I know he was living back in the fields, but I didn't realise it was his fucking bad luck. - We had a battling, lads? - Yeah, we'll go into town and we'll get a fair, hey. - Hey man, I'm spooky, man. - No, don't. - I think he's your cousin. - Fuck you! - Fuckers, ya! Come back! Come back! He's a fucking nut job, that lad. I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley. 13 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:30,000 : Who's this? Yeah, it's a dragon hair. Fucking private number man. Yeah, how's things in Blackpool? Ah, it's alright, he's full of fat cunts. Hey man, you'll never guess what I've seen. Story. You know Stateside, the little gay cunt? Yeah? He's out here across the road selling tin spots. You fucking serious? Yeah, I'm serious. Viper, you took my woman to Blackpool. I don't want to bring her there, but I didn't have the mic to bring her, because I never went to school. Feeling the whole outdoor vibe after we saw the toots and the Maytals, so I might do a bit of camping maybe in the forest tomorrow. 14 00:06:30,000 --> 00:07:00,000 "They play with their tools in bed." 15 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:30,000 not playing with their fucking tools. 16 00:07:30,000 --> 00:08:00,000 The Dalianah, he rocks. The guy's amazing. He is just an incredible individual, you know, and like, uh, gotta smoke some weed. As you can probably hear in the background, a bunch of random Castletonians showed up. The crack is going good here. What's happening? What the fuck are you? One of the guys was wearing a hell of a lot of leather. You're wearing like about five cows right now. It's just I'm not that bad. Although I did kill the cows. That's murder. 17 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:30,000 This always happens in this town, you know the usual old crack. 18 00:08:30,000 --> 00:09:00,000 : How the fuck are you? What are you doing, boy? Look at that! The Buttes! The Buttes are here! Hey, how are you getting on? You well? How are you keeping up? What's that? Mate! What are you doing? Where did you get that? I bought it off some young fella down the road. Can you knock a tune out, can you? Yeah, it's mine. Nah, it's not yours now. You're only a soft prick. Eddie and Noreen. Jeez, I hope they make it, 'cause you know, poor old Eddie would be crushed if it doesn't work out, you know. Very embarrassed about what happened there the last time I had. 19 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:30,000 - Listen fella, I'm only fuckin' saying what I heard. I go fuckin' schlabbing with you any day, man. Cowboys up there, like... You're a pub talker, that's what you are. You're a pub talker. You're a pub talker. You're stepping your cowboy weight. You go to pub and you talk shit. I'd rather be up here fuckin' drinking. Who have you been talking to? Your innermost thoughts, you cunt. He's a legend. Some people were getting offended with the old General Custer or whatever, the flag on the back. Ah, he's obsessed with America, you know, he really likes America. He was wearing a t-shirt once with... "September 11th... USA..." 20 00:09:30,000 --> 00:10:00,000 : I'm Elvis Presley, dude! 21 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:30,000 or whatever they call it, but that's, that's crude owl talk to be saying. I'm so pissed off right now. Lads are fucking pub talker. Trying out what that Noreen like. If I wasn't gonna be with Noreen that night, neither was he like. Noreen, I fucking got on with you granda last night. What the fuck you on about, man? You're going to fucking Dublin. I think you're the big man now. Hold on, aye, aye, aye. How are you? I don't even know what you're doing with your cat. What you on about? And then you're talking about my sister like this. Well, I disrespect all of you and I wanted to ask you to. 22 00:10:30,000 --> 00:11:00,000 - okay, okay, stop using that language in front of the ladies. - Listen man, I don't even... - You should go back work in the marriage. - Anyway, this thing is. - I thought the party was shite when I got up there, like, and Seth and the boys put a good spin on it, you know? - I'm proud to be Irish! - Yeah, they've totally just harshed our vibe. - It's real shit, man, castles on it. - Oh boy, make me! - Swine flu is only a joke flu. - Whee-hoo! - I fell on the fuck off! 23 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:30,000 for the fire and I fucking burnt me fire. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F*ckin' go home. F* 24 00:11:30,000 --> 00:12:00,000 is the main thing I got going for me at the moment like, turned into a bit of a hobby to be honest with you. You sleep about 16 hours of the day these days like, I had to drink this shit so I can get drunk and go to sleep. Takes the edge off things you know. I'm an intellectual in my own way like, a lot of this shit now I'd be saying when I'm drunk for example, I'd be talking too far 25 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:30,000 to understand me. I'll tell you that for nothing. How are you Eddie? Torstein? How are you keeping? There's more horse riding now in a minute, man. Where? Over there. Yeah? He's guzzling that down now. You're alright, mate. You're alright. He's loving that, huh? He's happy enough there, isn't he? He is. Enough long face though. Shall I jump up on those lads? Don't bite me face now. Last time we did that I nearly had a face on me like a slapped crack. Cruising away, lads. Cruising away. 26 00:12:30,000 --> 00:13:00,000 , it's a little more simple. 27 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:30,000 You get the thirst for a few pounds 28 00:13:30,000 --> 00:14:00,000 - Uh...