1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 : How many young fellas know could walk a horse to a cart or to a plough? Where would they start? I tell you one thing, can you imagine asking a young fella to go to catch a horse, put him on a plough? Put on a swingletree, would they know what a swingletree is? I don't think they would. Be back. Five weeks in black booming. Get in the fuck. Whoa. Where the fuck is Lady Bird? Fucks are off. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,460 from the 3 00:00:31,460 --> 00:01:01,460 : I'm very lucky to be in a position where it's 2 in the afternoon, like, or in the bed with a woman like yourself, you know. It's... Aww. You're in, sweetie. Come on. I'm any good at that, aren't I? What the hell is going on here? Smell a jack in here! Get the fuck out, will ya, please! You gon' get yourself a bloody job, I'm sick of you! What the hell is happening here? What's happening here? 4 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:31,460 - You're ruining the crack! I am not! The old lady and the uncle walked in. Ooh, bad job, Mum. You know what I mean? That's the kind of horror stories you'd hear down Ballantool, you know? And where are you from? Little kiddin. Ballantool. Ballantool? Well, yes, you're welcome out here. And I had jout in the building site that I thought there wasn't a man in you, but there's a man in you. I'm kind of happy. Do you like a job got for this lady tomorrow? There's an interview on tomorrow in Bressletown. A job? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 5 00:01:31,460 --> 00:02:01,460 - What the fuck you doing to me gaff, man? Get out! Jesus Tommy, how is the fuck? Bargain prices. - How much? - 9.50. - 9.50, my granny. Get the fuck out now, please. The whole fucking gang. - I didn't get a wink at sleep last night. - What the fuck are you? - Set to my face. - Fuck off now, please. Two years ago, I thought that lad was gone the other direction. I'm absolutely delighted. How you doing, Nexus? - I'll tell you hello. - Thanks for letting me out, Nexus. 6 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:31,460 - Come on you're going for a job Lexus. Come back Lexus. Will you come back? There I have to make me. Come out we'll go back up to our shed again. We'll be fine in the morning. We'll be fine in the morning. Fucking shades man. And they were fucking cruising around for cheeky boys since they heard Levin got fucking shopped for resin pushing. They're turning, they're fucking scared man. They're spooked. Look at them. Go on. Go back to sleep Daisy Lane. 7 00:02:31,460 --> 00:03:01,460 is a lot of course you're set now today. You are, yeah. Just didn't like the way the viper was talking. He treated me like I was a... Sure, this is... You know, you've been told before not to be going to fucking gimps like that, you know. So we're stuck. Here we go. Hook, line and fucking wink wink. It's a story, sweet cheeks. How we doing? Too bad. You haven't been fucking followed, have you? Don't fucking look. Who are these boys, man? Don't fucking look, man. See this? 8 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:31,460 from fucking Polynesia got it in Sligo 20 beans the match yeah it was yeah you wouldn't believe it no game over fucking that's it yeah that's us fuck like I'd say so final is it doing well provincial champions yeah he's still there is he he's fucking deluded he's like a child that still believes in Santa Claus story with you 9 00:03:31,460 --> 00:04:01,460 # You always annoy me all the time, you know? Man, I can get that over in... We can get that in... We have no money! Leave me by my stuff, man! Yeah, yeah, whatever. What about this stuff though here with this? Kuzbis. Kuzbis. See the bear in the front? He's fucking happy. Sugar Puffs? No, no, no. I like this guy. I like this guy. Show me that. How much is that? How much is the price? It's $184. We get some fucking Nutella as well. Do you want some Nutella? Yeah. 10 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:31,460 and he's getting like kinda paying for it all I can pay tomorrow tomorrow yeah what could I bet tomorrow for cuz I have the interview tomorrow no I put my I'm gonna pay this I'm not paying I'm gonna have money to pay for it cuz I have an interview tomorrow so you won't be able to complain like huh 11 00:04:31,460 --> 00:05:01,460 This is the 65th lap of the town now. I'll be cruising around for 3 hours, 3 and a half hours, is it? Yeah, must be. Creepy. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I'll get a TV. It's good fun. It'll be good fun, you know what I mean? I like that. It'll be good, yeah. Maybe spaghetti bolognese or some shit. Oh, this cunt here. Oh, stop. Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. 12 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:31,460 - He's a fucking asshole - Hey, coffee, coffee - It's okay - I'm scared for him - I'm scared for him - Let's go, let's go get a car - It's okay man - Oh man, fucking sweet - I'm back in town and I'm loving it - We're not gonna keep up this gay shit are we? - Oh, you shot the car man - You talking about gay shit? - You jumping out the window like a fucking idiot - We used to do that all the time - No, but it's getting a bit old man - Fuck, you've changed man - Man, that was like something a five year old would do 13 00:05:31,460 --> 00:06:01,460 I got you. Whatever. 14 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:31,460 "I will, I will." "You might have broke hard carpet, you're not gonna break mine, alright?" "Good luck, good luck, Eddie, good luck, good luck." "Hopefully after the end of today we'll find somebody that's gonna be of real value." "I'll do my best to help you as much as I can." "Let's bring them in, let's bring them in." "Okay." "A bit nervous, like, you know, feeling like I'm a dose of the fucking shites or something." "It's not what I'm not used to, like, you know, a bit of crack." "Gentlemen." "Eric, how are you? Good to see you, old boy." "Shemmes is my name." "Shemmes." "Looking forward to getting the job." 15 00:06:31,460 --> 00:07:01,460 and G-ERG. 16 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:31,460 I'd give out the jobs in different sectors like. Sector jobs. Okay, okay, okay. What are your thoughts on incorporating value engineering in the construction process? Which? Value engineering in the construction process, Mr Yerkin. Valuable engineering? No, value engineering in the construction process. Well, I don't know, like, what's that even mean? Fancy talk. Okay, we'll skip from that one. We'll skip from that one. 17 00:07:31,460 --> 00:08:01,460 : I did not. Is that the bird with the tattoo of her arse, is it? She's a nice bird, yeah. Just be careful, though, because she's a few dodgy brothers, so... Okay, Dad. I'll talk later, Dad, okay? I'm going into this goat fair. I wouldn't be lonely with you, boy, would I, huh? The boys went for an old job, didn't they? Fuck that, like, you know, I couldn't be bothered doing that. I'm having one of the best days of my life here. So then he pushed me, and I pushed him back, but then I gave him the denim and the lace combo, 18 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:31,460 You've applied for the job with our organisation. We're a worldwide organisation. We turn over 40 million euros a year. Do you honestly expect to get the job looking like that? Hey, I'm flying to my old flag. Soft and cracky bogland. And our company's just not acceptable. 40 million per annum. Listen, I level with you fellas. I need this job. Because there's a bird I'm trying to impress you. Smooth job altogether, like, you know, she's got the curves in all the right places. I need a woman. 19 00:08:31,460 --> 00:09:01,460 - I need a woman lads, right? - I think that's the thing to do with you. Thanks very much for your time today. - Sherrys, a pleasure. Sit down in the pub sometime. - Hey, have you heard of the football later on? - We'll talk about that later. - Okay, no problem. Thank you, Mr. Reckham. - No, he's no relation. I've come across him a number of times before in a safe pass and... - How did he shortlist for the interview? Do not have a shortlist in process. - I'm afraid, no, I farmed that work out to another colleague of mine. - Yee-haw! - Who's this? 20 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:31,460 - That's piss on the top of them, you know. - Left us for us. - Where did you hear about this job? - Where did I hear about the job? It's all around the town. Everyone's on about it. See these hands, boys? These hands built America. - Quantity surveying, yeah. I know all the quantity, man. Fuck all surveying, though, you know what I mean? I want to get in there quick, though, you know, 'cause I'm starting to come up now. - Sorry, what's your name? - Scorpio. I'm all coming up like a bastard, man. - How did the interview go? - Sound, man, you know? 21 00:09:31,460 --> 00:10:01,460 You are all the whole bloody telling you about it like you know everyone you what you know about the project I Don't know some ball of fucking shit some acting job or something Well, no due respect Mr. States I damn this isn't an audition. I am aware of that Do you not think I didn't know that? So what do you think you can bring to the role of project manager for our company 44 pits pits? Yeah 22 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:31,460 I'm not by much though three or four times 44 is just taking the piss. Sweet Jehovah. Eric, what's going on here? We have to interview every applicant. No we don't, we don't have to interview every applicant. They shouldn't get this far. We have our system on H, excuse me. 23 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:31,500 F 24 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:40,180 : Margaret! I know I'm wound up, I know. My blood pressure, yes. It's absolutely crazy. This is the second time now, but this castle town has really hit the biscuit. 25 00:10:40,180 --> 00:11:10,180 "French toast." "French toast." "Yeah." "It just gets better than..." "You know." "Huh?" "You know, it just gets better, doesn't it?" "Yeah." "Okay, as we have no information, as I said earlier, um..." "Can you tell us, uh..." "Your experience in..." "What's your opinion on reinforced concrete versus steel?" "You can't beat steel. I stick with steel every day." "You know what I mean?" "Yeah." 26 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:40,180 for the dam burst or something and killed a rake of wildlife and stuff that was a long time ago in actual fact I'm still receiving counseling from that particular accident that happened you get the head wet like the job entails at times a lot of travel are you a single man are you married well I'm not too fussy when I'm out like it's a dirty puddle that won't cool a hot iron what does that mean it just means like any bird will do like our image is important to us we're a world wide company 27 00:11:40,180 --> 00:12:10,180 : If you coming in here, they're stating you with the hat on, and they'll jib out of you, and you know, is that a see-through beard or growing? Excuse me, I don't like to be spoken like that. No. We'll get Mary to talk to you outside. Oh, fair enough. I'll see you around. What do you think your chances are? Oh, I don't know. Bit nervous now. Bit nervous? No need to be nervous, man. Do you have organisational skills? Yeah. Well, you'd build a bit of muscle with that, alright, yeah? 28 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:40,180 "How do you want the word?" "Oh you're cute old boy." "Girl." "Girl." "It's hard to tell the difference now with this weather." "So anyway, I give me a slap. Polish lads, they don't know where they're standing in this world, but when they come to my country, they'll know about 'oh, I don't know, bouncy job.' "Hello, Smoke Rollies up here, no?" "Hah?" "Hoy Jimmy!" "Shtoy whatcha boy?" "It's been an absolutely exhausting day." "How many of us got left?" "We just got told." "Thank God, bring him or her in." "I've been told he's the ace in the back." 29 00:12:40,180 --> 00:13:10,180 to show you my interest in getting a job. I do a bit of art. Keep that there now. You can share between you. This is like a dead rabbit. Well, myself and Eddie were out driving there yesterday and, you know, still life kind of job. I was on the side of the road and I don't know, it doesn't mean anything, but I think it's quite beautiful. Thomas, what are your qualifications? On paper, nothing. But in real life, quite a lot. I was actually teaching young kids over in Ballon 2, teaching them a kiddo. 30 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:40,180 - Yeah. And you've received a belt or a qualification in teaching Aikido? I teach them how to give belts. We're interviewing here for the position. Of all the guys outside, do you know any of those guys you met? I'm not gonna talk behind their back, but I don't think they're suitable for you boys, 'cause I think you're a class above. These boys here, they're what, hanging around small little country towns. I class them as friends, but they're losers. Loderman. What do you think are the classifications for a boss? Excuse me, no. No, I just wanna... You're doing an interview. You're doing an interview. 31 00:13:40,180 --> 00:14:10,180 , you're not suited in qualification, in appearance, in your style. You've no qualifications whatsoever. You don't need any of the criteria, you're etiquette is disgraceful. Okay, can I speak for a second? Because I really respect your opinion. I get it, I'm not going to get this interview. But if I came back again, what are you looking for for this job? What attributes do I need? Training, looking for confidence, experience, knowledge, skill. Looking for all these attributes. How many is that now? Confidence? Attributes. Okay. Be in touch, Mr. Boo. 32 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:40,180 It's better than a good small man, in my opinion now. Yeah. 33 00:14:40,180 --> 00:15:10,180 to the fuck! We never had no diggers in our time 'twas the pick, the shovel and the graft. And your father, you know, he'd take that graft and he'd sink it to the lug on it. I never seen a man to dig like him. He always had the same digging deep and throwing it in the middle of the jungle. 34 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:40,180 ... ... I didn't tell you about the old interview there, did I? Oh, Jizz, how did it go? They were trying to baffle me with bullshit, you know? Fancy old talk and words like ... But you're looking here. Wasn't that sewing up? That job was sewing up. That's what I fucking thought about before I went into it, like ... Well, how'd you fuck that up? I tried ... Don't tell me you went in with the fucking t-shirt on. Jizz, you might have given it to Lexus. How did ... Maybe Lexus got it? How did Lexus get it? Lexus wasn't even there, like ... 35 00:15:40,180 --> 00:16:10,180 I didn't even see Lexus there. Don't tell me nobody loosening him. Fuck he's been there all night has he? I don't believe it. Al Pada how things? Al Pada how's he? Midland now he's not so good. Lexus. Are you keeping well Lexus? You left me here all night lads. All night. Well who's supposed to be fucking untrying him? We'll let you out and have a run around with me. 36 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:40,180 It's the one. 37 00:16:40,180 --> 00:17:10,180 I have got to get him ready for one month's time. I have a loveliest job you'll ever see. We're going to put you into a big boxing match. What's the shape? We'll put you in against the Viper first. Guarantee you two dozen cans every single week and a half a bottle of Puchy. Double distilled. We'll fight your man in a month's time. In the ball, Ellie? We'll fight him in the ball. After math. After math. I'll do it for the Puchy, lads. I'll do it for the Puchy. 38 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:40,180 A bit of the rope off you We're trusting you We're getting you back on the straight and narrow Thanks lads Next time you see the rope, we'll be in the ring We're going to be a champion Don't be shnegging now, don't be shnegging Don't be shnegging He has to get it out, get it out He has to get it out It's the only way, he has to fight truth Down with the Viper Down with the Viper, down with it He'll be the best champion in the world of Kaisletown 39 00:17:40,180 --> 00:18:10,180 I'll be a good man. 40 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:40,180 He'll always come back for the pool. One more please. No, no, no, you have enough. I'm not giving you anymore. This was a nice peaceful town until you guys came along. I know what you do. Don't think I don't. What do you mean what I do? Yeah, I know what you do. Don't worry. The story with you, man. Watch your back. Huh? Take your glasses off. No way, man. Stop. How long have you had that T-shirt? On your own. 41 00:18:40,180 --> 00:19:10,180 are you jumping out the window like a fucking idiot jumping out the window like a fucking idiot all the buildings down there they were cared of a stone all the roosting were cared of a stone like that all manpower all manpower pure manpower said be the breezes and said there that they're all gone no stop if they were to come back today 42 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:40,180 Oh, sad are the breezes that blow in the spring and sweet is the music that the song thrushes bring. Oh, I sigh for a sight that I seldom see now. A man in the fields 43 00:19:40,180 --> 00:20:10,180 with horses and plough.