1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 : If you vote yes, it means... I think it means that... You know, there'll be people coming in and out, like... ...of the country, like, and if you vote no... ...you've been one client to be staying around, like, and... ...looking for bits and pieces to be doing. Fill in the blanks yourselves. If you want to find it out... ...ask around. Have you been tapping up any... ...any fucking sexy ass around town lately? Ah, a bit of schlabbering here and there, you know? No, I got a text there late at night. "Hey, how are you doing?" You serious, man? 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:00,000 texting over and back going "Ah yeah yeah hey how are you?" Oh the kind of sweet duds? Smiley face lol and all that shite. I went out to the shed and I did a load of fucking weights and I sent a picture of me fucking bicep. Are you fucking serious? I am serious. I presumed it might have been a girl that I was talking to the weekend. I was texting all fucking night. Then after I said "Who the fuck is this?" "Sean." Turned out it was a fucking bloke. You wonder why I'm drinking shots when I hear stories like that? 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:30,000 - Noreen - Why is she playing up? - She has anything under the thumb - Ah man, I thought he was a bigger man than that - You're twisting over? - You don't see the rumors - You know, I might just fucking move in like - Plenty of space for me like - Sure she wouldn't mind having me around like - Alright, chill out man - I know - Fucking boring like who the fuck wants to go and watch a whole gang of fat lads and women on stage singing shite songs anyway, you know? 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:02:00,000 I have no idea how a gorilla got up the town like but you end up getting hit by a cab then and ambulance had to come for. Hey, one more tea? Please, actually, yeah. Do you want a biscuit? What kind of biscuits, yeah? Custard creams? Any nice ones on that, is there? No, but listen, I'll go to the shop. No, no, no, it's good. No, no, honestly, you don't have to. Back in a sec. Yeah, well, I'm nursing now, what, three years or so. That's me, like, I'm still working at the moment, like, fair enough, he's not. 5 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:30,000 are you? 6 00:02:30,000 --> 00:03:00,000 "Whoo do you think I am man? Fucking Pablo Escobar! No bother, no bother. There's a little fucking trench. You can see some cars being gone. So, up next to a tree up there. *sigh* It's fucking depressing. Snor-balls are coming back because you can't get Mitzi turbos anymore and you have to buy them by the bag if you are going to get them. So, unless you're carrying a hot dollar, you're not going to get anything. Hey, you want any pills hey? "No, I'm alright." 7 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:30,000 : I've got some lovely blonde pollen, man. 8 00:03:30,000 --> 00:04:00,000 The Viper up the fucking woods to the shit world man, alright? 9 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I'm in. Genocide job. Come out, you shawaii! How's the boys? How's the format? Alright, now come in, let's come in. You weren't answering the phone, man, this week. Er, it was fucking silent, you know? Yeah? Uh-huh. Are you cracking this out, Eddie? I called you a few times. I thought you were avoiding us or something. Sorry, Noreen, we're not giving out to him. It's just that you're like the fucking prize bull. The cat that got the cream. Isn't that right, Buzz? What's the fucking attitude I'm for? Come in here, like... Sorry, it is. It's just that... You know what I mean? Like... 10 00:04:30,000 --> 00:05:00,000 : You don't really look like you're made up to see us. Do you have any tea you got there, Nguyen? Eh, yeah. I'd love a cup. Go on. Do you want a cup? What are you doing hanging around with women? Fucking riding, man. What do you think? You're not a bit boring though. Like, you haven't met anybody in the last three weeks. I didn't see you in math. We had math even left you. A few people around the town are saying you're kind of under the sun with. What are you fucking tapping that? She's fucking sexy, you know, when I'm sexy with her and she's nice. It's quite hard to get away from her, you know. 11 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:30,000 You don't have to do your business and head out at last night. As we were saying in the house, you don't have to go drinking with us. You can just come over during the day for an hour or two and then head back and play Happy House or whatever they play. To be honest with you, I feel like I'm in love to be quiet. That love's shy, man. That's just not it. It is wasted fucking time. It is wasted fucking time, you know what I mean? Hi, how are you doing? Hi. Nice. Much appreciated. Mine's hard. Thanks, thanks, Nari. Cheers. Do you have any biscuits? I have. Yeah, get them. Cheers, my love. Thanks. Cheers. 12 00:05:30,000 --> 00:06:00,000 This is boring as shit. This is a ball of shite, Eddie. A fucking ball of shite. If you want to contact us, give us a fucking ring. Listen, I don't want to be fucking falling out with you, lads. I'm sorry I haven't got a fucking chance to see you until he's always fucking around, you know what I mean? Listen, a man's got to fucking play the game, you know? It's not easy trying to keep the boys happy and keep her happy and my fucking hand is done in like, you know? I'll see you later, lads. 13 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:30,000 in the entire life is a good walk spoiled but you can't beat a bunch of lads out there hitting a ball in a round 14 00:06:30,000 --> 00:07:00,000 ASAPEATSELF IN CASTLEBAR! That's the best shot I ever hit! Now is he how it's done? I know, I know, I know, I know the crack, I know the crack. Have you got your clubs with ya? I've had the same ones since I was like about ten. Should they have only Aladdin's clubs? Yeah, I got this one here as well, Anne Doyle, I'd call it. She's old but she looks good, like. I'm giving you a chance again to get back in here to the golf course. It's good to be back here, mate, it's good to be back here, you know? I'm glad of that. I'm happy, I'm happy to be back here. You're a good friend to me nephews. And I like to look after you, lads. And heads will roll on that too, make sure you document that too. Chairman, pleasure to see you now. The pleasure is mine. 15 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:30,000 : It's mine too, darling. It's mine too, I tell you. You're looking well. We met it in the good times. I tell you, look, we all got out now when we should have. We did, we did, we did. There's nothing like seeing the ol' Aegis get caught, huh? Oh, stop. You're not a fat cat, you're not a fat cat, you're not a fat cat. I'm working on it, I'm working on it, aren't I? I tell you. The bulldozers are ready to roll. Stuff. We're looking at probably early next week. Early next week? No problem. So what I'll do is I'll knock out that ol' estate that's there aside, you know, just going awful cheap. Hear no evil, see no evil, you know? 16 00:07:30,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I don't even though, we want to get it done. Look, as long as there's plenty of sauce in it. And as long as there's more for me, you know, and there's nothing I love better than to be basted in gravy, eh? Aloysius, you were reared on the fox's milk. I can tell by the gimp of you. Salmon! Let's get the show on the road. Let's see what we do with this castle town. 17 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I only have to spend a couple days here because I just have to scab some fucking money off the folks man, seriously. Scorpy! Hey man, it's crack. Listen, I've only come over because I have a lot of fucking respect for you, right? So what have you got to fucking offer to us man? Basically, I've got a stripped down package. I've got a bag of fucking sh*t and I'm turning over five euro BIP. Profit loss. You do the fucking math, Scorpyo, you're a smart fucking c*t. Bottom line is, I've got the fucking product, the know-how and the boys to shift the shit. 18 00:08:30,000 --> 00:09:00,000 for you don't have the turn. I'm doing a fucking karaoke tonight man. Karaoke? That's what I need them for. Serious. Scorpy man. We're not fucking friends man, we're just fucking business partners. Associates man. Can we not be friends though? I don't want to get all that emotional and shit but I fucking love you guys. We can have none of that fucking gay shit man, we're only fucking business partners. Sorry. Go man, fuck off. Oh you know man, what you reckon about that quent? He does man, he does have a stupid head than man. He was hanging around with that dragon dog man, I've seen him on YouTube. 19 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:30,000 "You can finish that one off, right, and then you can go home, alright?" Demands the utmost concentration. No pressure, no. 20 00:09:30,000 --> 00:10:00,000 : Yeah, yeah. You don't do that! Right? Right. If you ever, EVER do that again, and you'll be able to work! This looks straight enough to me. You got a bit of company there. How you doing, gentlemen? How's it going? Not too bad. Salmon, it wasn't a bad one, was it? No, no, it's good. You can go ahead there, let's just take your shot. You can't just jump in like... You're not that shameless immortal man. 21 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:30,000 : I heard of you, yeah. How are you doing Mick? How are you doing Seamus? How are things? Not too bad, not too bad. I wouldn't go shaking his hand now, he's dirty. He's as greasy as the air. You man, fucking Seamus Rothschild, I'd fucking call him, huh? I don't know, do I want to be a part of that big wig, fucking elitist group? Fucking part of the Illuminati or the fucking New World Order or something, I don't know. Fucking circle jerking in fucking blind fucking cupboards. You wouldn't know what they'll be up to. Fucking whips and fucking news of the world, fucking sex scandals. We'll be looking for a good subcontractor, Mick. They'll be bitting it for everyone. 22 00:10:30,000 --> 00:11:00,000 You're just looking for the balling of money like We might do business and sign on the dotted line, so to speak 23 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:30,000 , this is why the country is fucked. I didn't... Fucking big knobs, big swinging dicks like ye. Coming in, ruining the country for small people. You've turned Sam into a minion, eh? Do you know? Look at the research. Trumpet to hoops for this fucking penny grabbing mong. Hand out. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't know where the hand's been. Whose back have you been tapping? There's no back tapping at all. Are you blowing? Am I blowing? Yeah. You sound like a blowing. You sound like a blowing. Yeah? Yeah. 24 00:11:30,000 --> 00:12:00,000 What about you, you come in here with your fancy shirt? Yeah, you'll come to nothing. You'll just live. I don't know if you've even got a pulse. Salmon, come on. Come on. Salmon, you don't need this. I'll kind of do the boss. I'll have to do. Salmon! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you say something, six-foot-time? Oh, well, I'd be climbing the ladder to the top. I'll rule this town with an iron fist. You know, the Illuminati. Swinging with the big dicks, you know. 25 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:30,000 - French toast - French toast - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey 26 00:12:30,000 --> 00:13:00,000 . I don't know about this fucking call. Hey chaps, what up? We heading to the karaoke tonight? Yeah, good to go. Yeah, man, we're going to fucking bud out of our fucking headlight. Cool, yeah, no. Basically, I've started this foundation up 27 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:30,000 The Dumboi: Yeah, yeah, it's got mountains alright, yeah. You have to fucking rev up and fuck off, man, you know what I mean? Yeah, cool. Okay, well, later, boys. Fucking fuck off. What a fucking bitch. See them shoes, hey? Where the fuck do you pull them out? I reckon lad you should batter that fucking lad tonight, man. I swear to fucking god, I'll spike his drink. Fucking get off, man. 28 00:13:30,000 --> 00:14:00,000 You're in that fucking class, man. I'm gonna put him home, man. Oh, man, you're still fucking black. I'm a dead rival. I'm a fucking tender, man. Just in that fucking class, man. English teacher, I'm fucking home, man. And Stateside's gone fucking cuckoo. He's not selling any shit on my turf, that's for sure. And come karaoke night, if he's not there, I can sell those balls that'll go off the lads in the Subie. Hello. Story, man. Stateside, yeah? 29 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Yeah, man. Yeah, man. What's asking? The fucking Viper, man. Alright, go on. Listen, I know you've always wanted to be a shter. Yeah, and it's destined to happen, too. I'm only calling you up to tell you that fucking Louis Walsh is in town, man. No fucking way. Yes, fucking way, man. As I said, man, fucking, he's worked with all the big names. How the fuck do you know Louis Walsh? Sir, he's from fucking Kiltyna, man, man. Was, but his mother is up there, but he's fucking living all over the world, man. Give it one week with Louis Walsh, and you'll be getting your balls licked on the ground. 30 00:14:30,000 --> 00:15:00,000 on the beach. This is it man. This is where many of your fucking stares be med. So where is he? Said he'd be here in fucking 20 minutes man. Listen, he said just to sit there right and this is where he'll make the offer. LA Confidential. He'll have you on a fucking private jet to Honolulu before you can say Omiro Mumba, right? Just whatever you do, don't leave for the next 6 to 12 hours. 31 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:30,000 "Hi, Louie. "Hi Louie. "Hi Louie. "Hi. "Hi Louie. "Hi." Shit. Don't blow your fucking lonely chats. 32 00:15:30,000 --> 00:16:00,000 I don't be all here! 33 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:30,000 If you're just gonna have a few drinks. I can't drink like that. Do you mean you can't fucking drink? It's been fucking ten euros on a bottle of fucking wine, man. Oh fucking hell, hold on one second. What's the story? Any crack? All right, just didn't have the meal like, you know, yourself, doing the rounds. All right, stop, would you? 34 00:16:30,000 --> 00:17:00,000 What base did you get to? You know yourself? No, I'm asking. No, I don't understand. We're in the place where many a story has been told. Second base, we'll say no more second base. What's second base? The one after first. What is first? First is on top, second is on bottom, third is at the back, fourth is when you're home run, fifth is when you're finishing up, sixth is when you're smoking a fag. Jesus Christ. 35 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:30,000 : Thanks, Amelia, now. You're welcome. Mmm. Fucking lovely, man. I'm bringing the owl lady here for a fucking birthday. Ed, you mentioned two of your food. Fucking lovely, man. Four years. Oh, I'm fucking starving. Times are hard, you know. Times are fucking hard. Yeah, good luck, Sean. Talk to you later. So I'll pick you up in the morning. Okay, thanks for taking me. My pleasure. My pleasure. What kind of grove have you got in here? 36 00:17:30,000 --> 00:18:00,000 It's a bit of an old duck or an old chicken or something like that. Yeah, we do duck anyway. You do duck? Just cook and boil them up. The other day... That's yourself in there Eddie. How are you Rick? How are you? Thanks. Tell me, have you seen any sign of Lexus? Since the last time we were up there when he ran off over the gate, I haven't seen him since. And you were supposed to keep an eye on him. But sure how can I keep an eye on him if he's gone? But sure I've had to go to my work. You'll have no job to go to. The thing is he's gone across the bog then. Sure I'm fuckin busy. There's four of you there that could have looked after him. 37 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:30,000 for them, why didn't you just put him back in the shed and try him up? Down with the vape. Fucking soul fly, man. They're going playing up in Ballyhonas tonight. Fucking Fred Durst's cousin's going to fucking Rodian for them and some shit like that, man. Fucking boring, man. You're not fucking bored. This is fucking boring, man. She's a lovely woman as well, man. Giving out about fucking cleaning up dishes and fucking boring, man. I don't know, man. 38 00:18:30,000 --> 00:19:00,000 ... fucking karaoke sounds like a bad job by ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... fucking ... 39 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:30,000 on the Viper now personally, Scorpio's alright, like, you know, he's a solid crew, like, the Viper's dodgy, as you know. 40 00:19:30,000 --> 00:20:00,000 "I got friends in blue places where the whiskey's dry" "mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm 41 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Like in New York City, I got an art college! Fuck you! Next up we got Cowboy and the two cheese smart with a margin to my heart! Yeah, I've only got about two s**t holes left, I'm charging 20 quid per pill! Come and get 'em, I'm up the top, you pricks! Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel! 42 00:20:30,000 --> 00:21:00,000 You're a fucking very good singer. The fuck is up to you fucking all night man fucking down the Chinese you've been on me fucking cares. I granted fucking people are ringing me. Hold on a second. No, no, no. Fucking wait a second, will ya? 43 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I don't care if you've... what? I'm pregnant. 44 00:21:30,000 --> 00:22:00,000 "Oh how do I live?" "She was fucking nice!" "Again we got Eddie Durkern with "Papa Don't Preach" "Because it comes to dad!" "Mahaaaaaarn!" "Wah!" "Gonna be a dad though apparently." "This is fitting for what the crack is gonna be." "Papa, I know you're gonna be upset." "Cuz I was always..." 45 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:30,000 - I'm not a little bit, lad. But you should know by now. I got a baby. Fuckin' 26 years old, man. Yeah, it's been a pretty good night. I've just been like hanging out in the town with a few of the old natives, but fuckin' hell, man, I'll be glad to get back to Dublin, like. But I came here tonight to raise some awareness about my free Tibet cause. Yeah! - Hey! - Anyway, it's my fucking face. - How you doing, Scorpio? - Yeah, it's my fucking face. - What's going on, man? - Hey, Francis. - Hey, Francis. 46 00:22:30,000 --> 00:23:00,000 The cat is saying that is the cat. 47 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:30,000 and SUBIES DIFFICT CONES O the lads filming on the mobile phones Donuts, burn offs, screeching tires, the shriek of the woman in the bucket seat Fuck off! Yeah? What time is it? 48 00:23:30,000 --> 00:24:00,000 : Fuck sake, they fucking taped over my watch! Fucky, fuck this shit, motherfucker.