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. Did the Celtic tiger ever actually make it to Castletown? I think it's made it as far as Galway and it said fuck it I'll give up. Do you know what I mean? Not much money came into this town, that's a fact. Celtic fucking tiger. Ah. The whole lot was a big pyramid scheme. Irish lads out there in London outbidding the Saudis for land like. Did you hear the crack with a visit this summer? Who? The Queen. Oh.

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The cunt is a bitch.

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You've seen me. I've seen you fuckin' fight many of the time, man, you know? But the one I'm trying to say to you, man, is this: What are you gettin' on? You're a cowboy man. What are you gettin' on? What are you gettin' on? Remember Cowboy, do you? Back in town. You're going to America soon, aren't you? I'm driving, but what the fuck? Gotta warm the nerves. Warm the nerves is right, man. Right. You hear about the fuckin' seizure? The seizure? Oh, I did, yeah. Gang of the boys fuckin' pushing hash. Huh?

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half million- - Oh yeah, there was cocaine and everything found in there. There's a whole gang of fucking hash plants found inside a gaff. And like, me heart's broken like, because that's the only thing there is to do is have an old smoke and the jig is up, boys, you know? Half fucking tempted to go into Australia, like, there's boys down in Melbourne and they're surfing and smoking it up and riding and there's like strip jobs and shit down there, you know?

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The man in the gore's.

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and cops and guns and a whole lot like... yeah... it was before the raid... yeah... place has gone to fuck altogether this whole house like... just young lads and fucking arseholes... trashing the gaff with cans and all that like... found a young fella the other day... taking a shit up here like... and I bend him over... you know what I did to him? I put me big toe up his fucking hole... guards are after me now...

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: Did you win anything international today, did you? Absolutely nothing. Sending me to the river there, the horses there. I know, yeah, yeah. Children's allowance gone on it now. Aww, you didn't waste children's allowance? Did you not learn for the last time, man? To definitely get no sex tonight now, no? No sex, no. What? Stop the kids. That's inconsistent. How many kids? Four kids, four kids. How many is yours? And that's it.

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"If a lad's not got much money, what essentials would you advise?" Just like I said, the essentials. Get a pair of Nike runners for the girlfriend, Reebok for yourself, something that'll last you up to six months, a good pair of George J. Armini jocks, Calvin classics if you're up to it. Get them socks that you can pull up to your legs to save you wearing pants. Milk, low fat job, computer games, whatever you want. But don't get anything you don't need.

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I'd get fuckin' 40 bins in, lock the house and lock myself in. I'd lock myself into the room just 'til I wouldn't buy anything. You get hash around the town these days, like, 'cause all those fuckin' boys are gone. There's a big drought on them, you know? Ah, yeah. Well, Viper. Viper's the man. I don't wanna go... No, you don't wanna deal with him either, yeah. We've got beef with that fella, you know yourself. Huh? Viper, I know you have a reputation, but that's a bit fuckin' pricey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Supply and demand, baby. Chinatown is no more. That dynasty is long gone. Okay, sound, sound, though. I like the passing technique. Where are you these days? Sligo, is it?

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is that a fucking joke? Is that a fucking joke? Go on, go on, go on. Riddle me this fatwa. 12 hours, T-minus, since Fu Manchu and Hong Kong Fuia got lifted for skunk fucking. 400 large ones, man. 400 special ones. Why do I fucking employ you? That's what I'm asking myself. I'll tell you what you're doing for me. I've been working on a list here. What's this man? A list. Number one.

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I am a tough guy Spider-man. I don't even know what the fuck that means man. What does it mean? Are you a spider- you dress up as Spider-man? Number two. I am a good climber. Good climber? I've only ever seen you climb into the fucking bed. I've got a face that looks like that it's been carved by angels. Obviously. Arse angels.

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I don't think there was grub in the first place to be honest with you. I don't think there was f- I don't know, even the hudkook froom, ain't it? I don't know man, I once got the chips out there like, but there was fucking dog hair in it and everything. Give me that shit man. You've got a good brain. Clearly. Plenty of fucking grey matter going on I'd say anyway. And finally, I have extremely long hair, that's not a skill. I mean it's a good list, but uh,

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is not a good list, it's fucking shit. Out the fucking window with that man. You don't like my fucking list?

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You're talking about you but you're okay, it's the other chap. How are you getting on, Simon? Are you well? Man's gotta get paid, you know? Our leaders can do it, why can't we? They take the money off you with one hand and they'll be giving it to you in the other hand. I'll tell you this for nothing, it'd fucking bust you open if you had the chance. At least time to assassinate one of them. Fucking thinking, eh?

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and the one who listens to us till that happens. Bastards, I'm telling you. And then, next minute, the banks. Banks. Was this CIA? Them bastards. They said, I know about CIA. Fucking lathes, lathes straight into my eye. Them banks wouldn't give me a thing. It wouldn't give me a thing, but they'd give me a... I wanted to do up the... the plates above and then put the roof on the house, you know?

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It's just wouldn't give me a penny, they said they're skinned. Did you wear a suit to go to the bank? Who? Did you wear a suit to go to the bank? What bank? What's the only boat? What are you going to do to make some money then? I know I was going to sell on the horse. How are you going to ride out the recession? On the horse.

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and they're not going to try to try to do that. And if they want to go and go a thousand cannabis plants in a gaff, in the middle of the town,

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and make 400 fucking grand in street value, then fair play is it. Got soccer. Soccer's a fucking pussies game now. No fucking tackles behind the nothing. Soccer's alright now. Soccer and game. Ahhhh, it's too much fucking money in soccer these days. Is it though, like? That is fucking way too much. Would you be happy to... Would you be happy to... No, listen to me in fact. No, no, no. You shut up. Listen up now for a second. If you were playing up the front and you were scoring fucking lovely goals for Manchester United, would you be happy now if you were fucking pocketing...

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up to 70 grand of fucking hard cash. Listen to me now. No answer the question. Yes or no? If that was my job I'd be fucking happy with it. But it is not my fucking job. I don't have a job right? Rene go to your side. No no no no no no no no no no no no listen to me now.