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It's like pussy heaven round here or something All the boys just chilling out there like you know Lot of care in the world Too many cats round here man Should've been spayed Go on push! Go on Josh will you push? Will you push? Push it push it push it Toasty I'm doing my best Toasty Go on push it So what was the crack today with the van and your brother? He was giving us a bit of a driving lesson but I don't know how he got that van like but I told him it's a fortune to buy you the car

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I bought it. Will I let the handbrake off? It'd be an idea. Alright, okay. Go on. Me and French first come back a long way. I found him lying on the street one day, like, young lad he like. I brought him in. I took him under my wing, like, and changed his nappy and, you know, he's running his bath. He should run his bath for him and clean him and wash him and shave him. Jesus, yesterday I seen him do it all himself. Oh! Is that infectious? Oh! I gave you my last fiver. Do you put it a minute? I bought some chocolate milk. And I bought a chocolate milk with my last fiver. A chocolate milk.

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It might have something to do with the Liberians, right? You never know Gaffi and the boys Ganaffi or... Which fella is Ganaffi now? I mixed him up with the other fella Togo or somewhere But I've got a gang of chickens at the house, you know, maybe about 20 to 25, right?

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And they lay eggs all night long

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What's the fucking royal wedding like? Who? The royal wedding. Who? It's gonna be unreal shit. This is my theatre. Lie down ye fucking showered dirty tomcats. You see, where does the time go, Buzz? Somewhere is like when you find a fiver in your pocket that you didn't realise you spent. It just comes upon you and you're like, yes, I've got a fiver in my pocket. It's like, yes, the evenings are getting long and it reminds you of the old days when you used to be playing football.

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: It's called the fucking Teletubbies. Clearly you can't pass the ball better, buddy. Come and get it. Come and get it. But let's see. You think you can take me on now, yeah? I used to fucking love football, man, you know? Castletown under-14s, king of the wing. Made it to the old county final, but I got kicked off the squad for doing a poo in the locker room with the other team, and that was the end of my career, you know? Don't fucking blast it. Don't blast it. That was shite. Back again.

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, yeah, I'm fast. Fast. See, the arm's going. That's it. What are you looking at? Oh, is that Cozy? Cozy. Give us a hand here. We're struggling with it. Oh, Cozy with oil, yeah. I haven't seen him in a long time. Jesus, he's in good shape, boy. Jesus, she's in good shape. He had an old doggy. He had a greyhound there. There's a bit of money in them greyhounds. Two grand. Two grand. Seriously? Seriously? She's lovely. I was off two grand the other day. Tax three dollars whenever you want.

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You've got the legs, Cozy! Go on! My old lad told me Eddie now, if you stick to the country music you'll be a millionaire Oh I will Look at Mike Denver Yeah Mike Denver Now hear me out Mike Denver What about Johnny Kevin and the fucking pacemakers? Where'd they land up? Listen Mike Denver

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is the old lad said to Mike Denver not my old lad fucking Denver's old lad. Well, I'll tell you my next venture Mr. Man Obama's come to Ireland 25 million is going to be injected in security, and I want a little bit of that creamy action That's why I'm sporting these babies Special issue

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the crack is, and I've been racking my brain all day, I need to get a hardened crew, there needs to be around ten lads, no maybe fifty, put them in suits, they don't need to use their heads, they can talk into this thing, earphones, I'll be, I'll be the puppet master. Now I need a person who can help me, who has the knowledge of America, who has the cunning in their own mind, that can tell me the stuff I need to hear, and maybe get me a crack crew of knuckle hardened fuckers.

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So if Obama needs protection, I'll be there and maybe we can secure a good contract and get a little bit of that cream pie, just like Granddad used to make it. Tell me this and tell me no more. From your time in the US, from your time there, did you have any dealings with the government? Dealings with the government? Well, you know, getting in and getting out, you have to have some sort of dealings with them. More on the shadier side within government

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The processes of government. The people. Maybe some boys talking into headsets. I've seen some... Earphones. I've seen some... With sunglasses. ...fellas talking into their headsets, like, and fellas walking around with suits on and talking into the... Where did you meet these boys? Well, on the second holiday over there... On the second holiday over there, we... Who's this lad? We went to Graceland, you know? And there was fellas with... Yeah. ...people like that. You're awful shifty, boo. Okay, just... So you met some people? Yeah, yeah.

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That's this, what part? This is down at Graceland. Okay, yeah. You know, the home of the king, like, you know. A king lives there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. And would this king need protection? No, the king is dead, man. The king is dead. So the boys weren't looking after him? Oh, they were just looking after the premises, like, you know. Hanging it on. Hanging it on. Hanging it on. Hanging it on. And they'd be walking aside. Good time, boys. Keep off the grass, sort of thing. Good time. Good time. Great old house, like. Really quick, you know.

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Is that you got some bicep flexes there. Very good. Could you do that? Could you do that rhythmically could you? One, two, three, four, five, one, two, keep going. Dance. Stay inside. Work the bat. Cowboy, we on the same page. Can you rustle me up a few heavy skins?

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I can get you heavy skins any day of the week. From America with knowledge of the government. From America yeah, over my time over there I met a few harsh skins like you know and I got a few numbers as well in the bars like you know. Purple Shamrock was uhh... Are these guys legit? Are they handy with the steel? Do they know their way around a tough situation? What are you getting into? Listen I'm into it now. It's too late. I can't back out. That's all I'm gonna say. You let me in on it man. I'll give you the money. That's how I let you in. Give me the money but you'll have to let me some... Give me some information man. Knowledge is power. Knowledge is power.

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-knowledge. You're talking in tongue, man. Alright cowboy, if I talk in tongue, but you keep your life, would you be happy with that? Or if I give you the knowledge? God forbid something happens, man. So we on the same page? Boo, I don't even think we're on the same book, man. You've said enough. I'll be seeing you around town. Mike Denver's owl, I would have seen at the fact that there was money to be made for owls.

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, right? So Mike Denver was like, "No, I want to be playing to rock music." I said, "No, you're not going to be playing to rock music." "But I want to be playing to rock music because all the popular kids play it." Mike Denver's older crushed his dreams and said, "Listen, you'll thank me when you're older. Now look at Mike Denver. He's the biggest fucking name in country music in Ireland." Everyone has to go with the flow, like. They all have to go with the flow. Is that cowboy and ...

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: Well hello there! How are you boys? Oh thanks! D'need on! You're looking well lad! Bugunhagen and Cowboy came along. Bugunhagen came along, he's reinventing himself. He's like Madonna. He's just got a new style, he's got new shades. What's the story with the... This? New image, new image. Involving America. It'll be alright. He's a big lad now, he's all grown up. I got a bit of help. Yeah? There's my compadre here, he's gonna help us out. I don't know what this fella's on about.

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You cocked it, you stole it. You stole it. You stole it. You'll be heartbroken. Insane. Throw your hat in the air. That was shit. What's up, William? Go to the ball, David.

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It's going on here boy! Come on Eddie! Come on Eddie! Come on! Eddie and Buzz helped us out. We got it going on us. His brother had to go, he had to meet the woman. But eh, there wasn't much petrol left in it.