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It's FIPER's View It's news made for you It was a week which saw the 16th anniversary of the day which came to be known as 9/11 Despite that actually meaning the 9th of November if you think about it Tributes were dished out for the 16th anniversary But then on the next day disaster struck in Connecticut September 12th 2017 the day after September the 11th a plane crashes into a tree in America

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The sealss shot the door to smithereens and came upon a house party which they annihilated. They then climbed the wooden hill to the master bedroom where Ben Drinkin had been hiding with a brazzer. The seals let rip with their M4 carbines.

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: As Hurricane Irma approaches, America stands united. Tough words from the President there, but utterly meaningless in the face of the destruction. How can you be united against weather? Irma left a trail of destruction in its wake and displaced thousands, including hotshot music producer Rick Rubin, who lost everything, including the shirt off his back. Don't worry, Rubin. You'll make a few pound at Christmas anyway, delivering presents.

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Fu A way of expressing to the rest of our... Comes a latest status anxiety update from the Steve Jobs Legacy Cave. I managed to get myself a seat in the crowd. I love hearing his voice. He spoke a dead family. Steve meant so much to me and so much to all of us. Did he fuck?

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"when no one no one sees, no one sees."

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I had no other option, I just twatted him, straight right, got him right in chops, he went down, you know. He's lucky I didn't go out to the car, I ever fucking chained in the car. I would have chained him.