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*mewing* *washing* *feminists* are raping and blue pillaging the streets of Sweden. April. This is the future that liberals want. Sailor Cats. Let that sink in for a moment. May. She has held hands with a fascist demagogue in America. Yeah, yeah. Triggered feminist butthurt hit piece. June. Terrorists attack London. Finally.

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on, I mean it is bad and everything, but it sends me YouTube views through the roof. July. Sanctimonious liberal migrants are literally driving into Europe and transforming into robo-rapists. This is why we need full Brexit. August. The Swedish capital is now under the complete control of ISIS. September. It turns out the gayest dick the devil ever pulled was a young fan.

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It was 2013's the Chinese year of the nonce. October. Anti-Trump CNN once ran a story about a distressed boy, remember him? Turns out the little terror is actually fine and enjoys playing with a ball. More like FNN, am I right? I'm not left. November.

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"gereot pills he tried to drill his own head off. He's literally too woke. "December." Literally, Merry Christmas. Are those presents for me? Oh no, they're just concrete barriers designed to stop trucks from ploughing into you. Thanks, Father Cookmas. "Alex is very excited to have Paul here. Hart, hart, hart. I am." "I live in my mom's basement." "It's weird seeing Paul without a map. Paul, tell us about your map." Well, first got the idea for the map when I met Alex outside Frank's Hot Dogs on West Fawth Street.

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"shut you on the hard dog"

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and it comes without any of the crashes or the jitters associated with energy drinks brain force plus