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A black baby Jesus has been given to an Italian bishop. As a present. As a present. As a present. As a present. As a present. As a present. As a present. As a present.

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the World Trade Center in a 9/11 kind of way the cumulus drifted around the building causing no damage But disturbing footage from inside the tower revealed strange noises as cloudstein passed by a Husband and wife who kept their children chained up in this quiet neighborhood have been arrested It just goes to show you don't know who you're living next doors. Is that them?

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The Begrudgement News

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. Is this it? Where's the bar? Exciting developments in Peru.

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... where they've discovered a 2,000 year old tribe. Some bones and pots. It's actually boring. The Starrs came out for Stella McCartney as she flagged a new line of overpriced rags. Her owl had even roped Ringo Starr into the mix, who's fallen on hard times recently and now earns a crust voicing over news clips for a Eurasian news channel. All day long, the fat emperor sat on his ass, watching rocket after rocket. Ha ha.

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The World News!