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The silicone docks of Dublin, the most architecturally stunning tax avoidance scheme ever envisioned by bastards. I traveled down there this week with my trusty red backpack and microphone after receiving an anonymous tip-off from a whistleblower about a world of sleaze.

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: The whistleblower had an air of menace about him, but so would I if I'd seen the things he'd seen.

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We decided to go into Facebook to get some answers. Do you know if there's any illegal sexual activity going on upstairs? Zuckerberg, Tom Cruise, all the boys. No answers. I decided to try security. Is it okay to go through? Of course not. Okay. We'd been blackballed. I took a blob of hand sanitizer.

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: Thank you. Next up, the guru told us there was a bit of a Weinstein buzz apparaten down at Twitter. If what the guru said was true, then we had just uncovered a giant Filipino sex scandal at the very heart of a social media Goliath. How are things? Twitter, is it? Is there a Filipino lassie working here?

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. Twitter refusing to hand over private information to a stranger off the street. A little blue birdie on my shoulder says someone's hiding something, but who? Google own all of this, all the fellas with beards and circumcisions. One man even told us Google had threatened him for no reason. I've been asked to stay clear of the building because I like to look through the glass bits. You know, whether you eat at lunchtime,

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is very off putting and I do keep shouting you can't call it work if there's a slide in the office. Thank you very much. It's okay and look whatever I was googling stop asking me if I want my penis in lads. Tell you what else they bleeding have they have this secret gas that they release from the air conditioner yeah you're at your desk and you just get this whiffer bleeding buzz. Gliop ya boya. Googly gas is there.

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of the gorgias to let you know where you need to have permission to filming the sign and do you know of any of the rumors about google gas stonewalled again i was beginning to think the whistleblower might have been blowing shite it's a bit strange how they didn't know you know they're not gonna bleed and admit to that eddie we're okay thank you very much we're filming a scene we're filming a scene yeah what are you talking to this clown for he's the silicone guru the guru yeah he's bleeding

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goes on the wall there

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There was no Canada Goose jacket. I was assaulted and robbed by a mysterious figure. I'm sorry. Oh fuck. I'm being robbed. That's been the Silicon Dox. Dublin.