1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,230 It's Vipers View! It's News 2 00:00:03,230 --> 00:00:04,740 Made For You! 3 00:00:04,740 --> 00:00:06,490 He floated like a butterfly and 4 00:00:06,490 --> 00:00:08,160 stung like a bee and sadly last 5 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,720 week saw the passing of 6 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:10,920 Muhammad Ali. 7 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,400 Fans of the boxing legend paid 8 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,930 tribute including this circus 9 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,420 ringmaster who had too much to 10 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:16,440 say for himself. 11 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,190 I've known Muhammad Ali for 12 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:20,220 over 30 years on and off. I've 13 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,280 met him several times. 14 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:21,780 Yeah? 15 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:23,110 I can just say down to earth, 16 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,320 humble person. The greatest 17 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,070 personality, the greatest is 18 00:00:25,070 --> 00:00:25,320 gone. 19 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,680 You're talking shite! 20 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,440 Fucking hell. 21 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,060 The madness continues over in 22 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:34,670 Syria. There's meant to be a 23 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:37,850 ceasefire on as well. Obviously 24 00:00:37,850 --> 00:00:40,520 somebody didn't get the memo. 25 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,800 Lunatics. 26 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,430 The French have been flying 27 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:45,670 their planes over Syria on sorties. 28 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,380 I managed to get myself a seat 29 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,400 on the plane. 30 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,880 Whoa! There's someone letting 31 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,040 off fireworks down there man. 32 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,040 He blen you taj, yeh. He what? 33 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,390 He blen you taj, yeh. We've 34 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,120 killed them all. 35 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,480 We... Oh Jesus. Godfather Alpha. 36 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:05,740 Oh fuck. Oh Jesus Christ no. Oh 37 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:07,480 my God. 38 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,020 A lad in China has made a bra 39 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,960 made of jade. It'll be pricey 40 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,680 enough but come here ladies. 41 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,520 Nothing'll impress him more on 42 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,350 returning home from a long hard 43 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:18,230 day down the coal mine than to 44 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:19,840 see a pair of jade goodies. 45 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,720 Nestled in his favour. A Donald 46 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,490 Trump supporter has received a 47 00:01:23,490 --> 00:01:25,390 vicious right hook to the face. 48 00:01:25,390 --> 00:01:26,990 A Mexican lad didn't like the 49 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:28,710 cut of the Trump man's jib. So 50 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:30,200 he gave him a smack. 51 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,810 Then the police came over to 52 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:33,560 help out but they just ended up 53 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,170 giving him a little shindig 54 00:01:35,170 --> 00:01:37,560 into the ribs. Police brutality. 55 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,870 Meanwhile at the Democratic 56 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:41,760 rally, aging rocker Bon John Bovey 57 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,010 took to the stage while girls 58 00:01:43,010 --> 00:01:44,460 danced. It was all a big plot 59 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:45,830 to make you feel like you were 60 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:47,170 being entertained when the 61 00:01:47,170 --> 00:01:48,780 reality was Hillary Clinton was 62 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:50,130 going to talk shite to you for 63 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,600 the next half an hour while you 64 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,970 watch with your stupid camera 65 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:54,530 phones wondering whether or not 66 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:56,060 that outfit was her decision or 67 00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:57,590 had she recently been sponsored 68 00:01:57,590 --> 00:01:58,560 by Ribena. 69 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,700 Brexit, Brexit, Brexit, Brexit. 70 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,390 Everyone's on about Brexit. 71 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,020 Should Britain be in or should 72 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:05,990 Britain be out? Personally, I'm 73 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:07,640 Brits out. I always have been 74 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,070 and I'm going to stick to my 75 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:12,600 guns. Immigration is ridiculous. 76 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,600 Yeah, but if we didn't have 77 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,890 immigration, would the booze be 78 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:16,360 as cheap? That's the question. 79 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,190 But the Euros are on and there's 80 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:20,000 going to be hooligans and dodgy 81 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,240 terror fucking threats. That's 82 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,610 the mascot. Looks shite. But 83 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:25,740 everything's going to be okay 84 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:27,560 because David Guetta is making 85 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,540 a song for it. 86 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,080 Everybody loves football. It's 87 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,400 something that brings people 88 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,800 together and I think music does 89 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,040 that too. What a bland 90 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,920 statement. Here's mine anyway. 91 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,140 Wouldn't it be nice to go to 92 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:40,770 the Euros but the terror threat 93 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:43,500 level is so high? And wouldn't 94 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,930 it be nice to go watch our team 95 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:48,050 play without the nagging 96 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:51,120 feeling that you're gonna die? 97 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,650 They say we'll be safe with the 98 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:57,590 police around us. But therefore 99 00:02:57,590 --> 00:02:59,840 call you when suicide cuts 100 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,300 surround us. 101 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:04,240 That was the news. I hope you 102 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,820 don't have the blues. Because 103 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,860 some of that news was very, 104 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:12,820 very sad news.