1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,260 It's Vipers View! It's News 2 00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:04,800 Made For You! 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,260 If a tree falls in a forest and 4 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:09,600 no one's around to hear it or 5 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,100 see it, is anyone arsed? 6 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,120 That's the question here anyway 7 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,910 at the annual German Women's 8 00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:17,600 Logging Championship. 9 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,710 Here we have 28, I'm not sure 10 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:21,530 of her name but she looks like 11 00:00:21,530 --> 00:00:24,100 the drummer from the White Stripes. 12 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,920 Just look at the dexterity with 13 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,530 which she reverses that log 14 00:00:27,530 --> 00:00:28,400 pile there. 15 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,730 I'm not being sexist or 16 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,270 anything but she's doing a 17 00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:33,100 great job for what she's at. 18 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,450 Donald Trump arrived in 19 00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:35,880 Pittsburgh in a plane with 20 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,200 Trump written on it. 21 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,480 And then when he thought the 22 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,930 cameras weren't on, declared 23 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,000 his love for steel. 24 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,440 I love steel, okay? I love 25 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,300 steel. 26 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,900 Pittsburgh of course is a big 27 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,200 steel producing city. 28 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,590 This remark appealed to the 29 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:49,800 people of the steel. 30 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,100 Suck my news! 31 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:53,430 Protesters including Michael Stipe 32 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:55,160 from REM stuck their arms in 33 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,300 novelty sized sticks of rock. 34 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,170 The reason? To protest against 35 00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:01,000 Trident, a nuclear warhead. 36 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Which isn't that bad really. 37 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,540 All it's gonna do is kill shit 38 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:05,600 loads of people. 39 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:10,580 Oh, such crusties man. Why do 40 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:12,250 they always have drums? There's 41 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,900 always some prick with a drum. 42 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:15,650 All the earth is concerned. 43 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:17,610 Every country, every citizen of 44 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:18,400 the world. 45 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,300 Easy for you to say, you clown. 46 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,700 A lot of these cops squeezed 47 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:22,360 into a van. It's like all the 48 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:22,460 clowns in a fire engine at the 49 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:22,600 circus. This place is a mistreated 50 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:22,730 camel away from being a circus. 51 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:22,810 And over at the stump stack 52 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:22,940 challenge here we've got 26. 53 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:23,050 She's looking very sturdy and 54 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:23,300 capable. 55 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,980 clowns in a fire engine at the 56 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:27,040 circus. This place is a mistreated 57 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,780 camel away from being a circus. 58 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:30,540 And over at the stump stack 59 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:32,810 challenge here we've got 26. 60 00:01:32,810 --> 00:01:34,940 She's looking very sturdy and 61 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:36,140 capable as 62 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:37,850 she lifts up massive stumps 63 00:01:37,850 --> 00:01:39,660 whilst being watched on by a 64 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,190 pipe hitting Bavarian log 65 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:42,300 master. We're 66 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:44,000 having a black mass down in 67 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,680 Mexico and it looked like 68 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,590 something I would live and let 69 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:48,280 die but it 70 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,180 was a bit meaner. A little bit 71 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:51,930 more nasty because they were 72 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:53,830 just sacrificing a poor little 73 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:55,240 goat to bring out the devil 74 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,020 apparently. Maybe the devil's 75 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:58,620 in themselves the cruel cunts. 76 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:00,750 It's that fucking tequila slammers. 77 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:03,560 What's going on here? Oh Nigel 78 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,940 Farage has launched his own 79 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:08,070 London city UKIP tour bus. 80 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:10,180 Great fun for all the family I'd 81 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,200 say. And as he drove through 82 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,520 London people were cheering. 83 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,460 I don't know how many people 84 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:18,490 will buy into it to be honest I 85 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:20,780 wouldn't really be that arse. 86 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:22,810 Unless it's free. Tickets 87 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,760 probably are free. The 88 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,260 compromise for that free ticket 89 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:27,460 is that you have to drive 90 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,140 around with billboards pictures 91 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:30,520 of Muslims on them that said 92 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,210 breaking point. All of those 93 00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:33,770 people came into Germany last 94 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,500 year posing as refugees. Might 95 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,010 seem a bit rude. And it's 96 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:38,830 looking shaky here as 29's 97 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:40,730 trying to drop a log. And you 98 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:42,610 can see inside her cabin she's 99 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:44,500 shaking around in there. 100 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,120 trying to snap it off and oh 101 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,760 hello what's this. She's 102 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,450 pulling the timber hard out 103 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:51,410 from the schtumpy goalposts and 104 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:53,300 I always add 26 down as a bit 105 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,980 of a bush tucker challenger 106 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:56,660 myself but it shows here she 107 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:58,600 can really handle wood. 108 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,900 Meet Stepan the 300kg brown 109 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:04,320 bear who's found a human family. 110 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,570 Apparently this bear is having 111 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:08,460 the time of its life over in a 112 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:10,490 house in Russia they've taken 113 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,570 him in and he's just as good as 114 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:15,000 a human. Except he doesn't pay 115 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:15,620 rent. 116 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:17,410 Seem to be feeding him an awful 117 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:19,420 lot in these scenes. Was he mad 118 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:21,190 for the hoop? Or did you just 119 00:03:21,190 --> 00:03:22,320 like the soup? 120 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,430 Is this bear happy? Or is it 121 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:30,840 just motivated by food? That 122 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,580 was the news. I hope you don't 123 00:03:34,580 --> 00:03:38,610 have the blues. Because some of 124 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:42,600 that news was very very small.