1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,510 Who's that Fox? Eh? And I'm not 2 00:00:03,510 --> 00:00:06,560 on about that lad. I'm on about 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:12,480 the lady. What? Fox in London? 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,860 What the fuck? 5 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:18,290 It's Vipers View. A show about 6 00:00:18,290 --> 00:00:20,730 news. And this week's edition 7 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,260 is about animals. That doesn't 8 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:24,100 rhyme. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaking of foxes out in Russia 10 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,840 or London, there's this little 11 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,830 cat fox out in Russia and it 12 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:34,580 looks fucking rubbish. Is it a 13 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:37,870 dog? Sounds annoying. Ah, no, I 14 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:41,210 wouldn't be bothered with that. 15 00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:42,500 What a wanker. 16 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,840 Hmm. Protest about packaged 17 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,870 meat. I wouldn't mind scanning 18 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:50,950 her barcode at the checkout. 19 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,140 And these ones, I wouldn't mind 20 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,240 unwrapping her and putting her 21 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,410 into a noven. Nah, it doesn't 22 00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:59,670 work. Went a little bit serial 23 00:00:59,670 --> 00:01:02,260 killer-ish. There. She's lovely. 24 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:04,090 Look at these fish out in 25 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:05,960 Brazil. A week before the 26 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,890 Olympics. It's easy to see 27 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:10,430 where the money's gone. Or hasn't 28 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:12,130 gone. Biggest fish in the 29 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:15,060 oceans. Steve Irwin jobs. Even 30 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:16,440 though they didn't get Steve Irwin 31 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,780 in the end. It was the old 32 00:01:17,780 --> 00:01:18,500 stingray. 33 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:21,020 Shock to the heart. And he's 34 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,940 not to blame. It was the stingray 35 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:26,050 that put Steve Irwin in an 36 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:29,120 early grave. A performing orangutan. 37 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,010 Did an Amy Winehouse on it. And 38 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:32,570 got pissed before going on 39 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,700 stage. Another wasted talent. 40 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,180 Fucking state of a man. 41 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,290 Definitely not mistreated. Must 42 00:01:38,290 --> 00:01:40,330 have been mixing the drinks. In 43 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,170 the drunk tank then. We've all 44 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,130 been there, mate. A slap on the 45 00:01:44,130 --> 00:01:46,100 wrist. You'll be fine. 46 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,570 I'm Cecil, is it? I know you're 47 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:50,650 not, mate. You're just a fella 48 00:01:50,650 --> 00:01:52,720 in a lion suit. Why is it since 49 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,550 Charlie Hebdo everyone's just 50 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:56,390 we Cecil, just we whoever's 51 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:58,610 being done in? So the bollocks. 52 00:01:58,610 --> 00:02:00,530 It's just a hashtag. You just 53 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:02,620 want to look cool, you dick. In 54 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:03,970 fairness to the Cecil 55 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:05,950 protesters, they're really 56 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:08,500 carrying on the fucking hatred. 57 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,890 We want this poacher out of our 58 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:11,280 community. We want him shut 59 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,720 down. And quite frankly, we 60 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,970 want him extradited to Africa 61 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:15,140 to face justice. 62 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,780 There'll be justice over in 63 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:18,390 Africa, that's for sure. Here's 64 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:19,490 the latest Shite Flicks 65 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:20,820 documentary about the poor 66 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:21,440 creature. 67 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,260 Once in a while a lion comes 68 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:26,280 along who completely changes 69 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,280 what it means to be a lion man, 70 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:28,540 do 71 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:29,860 you know what I mean? 72 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:33,340 That was Cecil, a lovely lion. 73 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:36,180 And then came along the dentist. 74 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,240 He had pictures of Cecil, he 75 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,960 researched Cecil on the 76 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,110 internet, he wanted to shoot 77 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:42,860 Cecil. 78 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:44,670 That was the thing about Cecil, 79 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:46,000 hard working lion. 80 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,920 One day he just came home from 81 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,000 work and pop pop, Cecil's gone 82 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:50,540 man. 83 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,890 I don't think we'll ever see a 84 00:02:51,890 --> 00:02:53,310 lion like Cecil again man, do 85 00:02:53,310 --> 00:02:54,540 you know what I mean? 86 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:56,210 Vaporwave, it's the new genre 87 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,690 of music that if you haven't 88 00:02:57,690 --> 00:02:58,970 heard about then you're 89 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,660 probably sound. 90 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:02,770 Because to have heard about it 91 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:04,710 you have to just be living at 92 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:06,810 home on the internet the whole 93 00:03:06,810 --> 00:03:07,460 time. 94 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:09,740 Probably in your mazgaff. 95 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:12,440 But here's a prime example of 96 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,740 the genre. 97 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:16,010 Involves slow beats and 98 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:18,290 accompanied by kind of a 99 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:20,740 dolphin-y animation. 100 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:23,860 A nice round ass on the dolphin. 101 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:25,860 Titins. 102 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,740 No plant pot. 103 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:31,740 What a load of shite. 104 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:34,270 Bloody Mary, look at those 105 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:35,740 protesters. 106 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:38,540 They're protesting against bullfights 107 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,740 over in Spain. 108 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:41,660 I managed to get myself a seat 109 00:03:41,660 --> 00:03:42,740 in the crowd. 110 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:43,740 Aww. 111 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:44,740 He's lovely. 112 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:45,740 He's lovely. 113 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:46,740 What are you doing? 114 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:47,740 What the fuck to do that for? 115 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:48,740 You're stabbing him. 116 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:49,740 What are you doing? 117 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:50,740 What are you doing to him? 118 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:51,740 Aww. 119 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:52,740 You sick. 120 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:53,740 You sick bastards. 121 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:54,740 He's innocent. 122 00:03:54,740 --> 00:04:01,870 Are you right in the head are 123 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:03,740 you? 124 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:05,160 Here's a tune someone knocked 125 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,740 up about Harambe the gorilla. 126 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:08,820 Why'd you have to go and shoot 127 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:09,740 Harambe? 128 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:12,740 He's such a lovely guy. 129 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:15,460 He was gonna probably kill that 130 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:17,760 child so he had to be shot in 131 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,740 the eye. 132 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:21,740 Why'd you kill Harambe? 133 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:24,740 A lovely gorilla chap. 134 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:26,950 Probably would've been sound if 135 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:28,940 you just let him live and roam 136 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:29,740 around. 137 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:30,580 Over and around.