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Apple's tax benefits in Ireland

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are illegal.

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How much?

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13 billion euros plus interest.

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Are you fucking serious?

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Apple now have to repay the

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benefits.

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Don't give it to the government.

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It'll only go missing.

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Thank you.

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Baro said that if you took

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Ireland's tax haven appeal away,

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nobody would go there.

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The only reason people go to

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Ireland is to avoid paying

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taxes.

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You know, he makes a point.

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If you took tax avoidance away

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from Ireland, you'd have

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nothing left except butter and

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some dodgy priests.

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It's Viper's View.

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It's News Made For You.

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Welcome to Ireland, where, in

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order to rid ourselves of the

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horrible realization that our

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government has stolen money

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from us,

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we've decided to dress up as

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sumo wrestlers and live a life

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of fantasy.

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But Viper, I hear you ask, the

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government aren't at fault here.

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It's Apple who are the bad guys.

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Yeah, well, I don't know if you've

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ever lived here or been here or

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know anything about this

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country,

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but our government couldn't

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organize a piss-up in a brewery

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without taking a brown envelope

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for the said piss-up,

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whilst at the same time having

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the power to shut down any news

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article or journalist who might

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be interested in questioning

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the piss-up.

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But let's forget about that.

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Just remember to visit our

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country every year for St.

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Patrick's Day and keep us in

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mind as the chirpy, larger-than-life

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characters that we are,

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known for drinking, fighting,

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and having a grand old time of

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it.

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Top of the morning, Tia.

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The crippling debt is causing

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undue mental stress.

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Top of the morning, Tia.

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The 13 billion won't go into

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our pockets.

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Top of the morning, Tia.

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We don't have enough hospitals.

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Top of the morning, Tia.

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A generation has immigrated to

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other countries.

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Top of the morning, Tia.

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Former UDA loyalist Michael

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Stone was...

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Oh, no, it's actually Steven Seagal.

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Sorry, Michael Stone, if you're

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watching, I apologize for...

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Actually, no, I don't apologize.

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I don't agree with you.

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Please stop watching if you're

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watching, Michael.

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Thank you.

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Anyway, Steven Seagal was out

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in Ukraine,

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feeling up blankets, he was.

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So nice.

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Wow.

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Is it okay if I take a picture

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of him and I together on my

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phone?

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Are Steven shut up, would you?

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Asking stupid questions like

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that.

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What the...

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Is he okay?

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Steven Seagal, is he alright?

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What's this now?

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Bloody melon.

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What's he gonna do with this?

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Okay, he's tapping a melon.

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Can somebody please check up on

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Steven?

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Please, a close friend or

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relative or anybody.

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Texas now, where a young woman

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dishes out huge dildos from her

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box

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to a crowd of progressive...

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Ooh.

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Ostentatious.

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Books, not guns, is it?

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How's that argument gonna play

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out?

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Hi, I'm a massive maniac, and I've

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got an AK-47.

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I'm not afraid to use it.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, I've got a copy of War

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and Peace, so stop what you're

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doing.

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Oh...

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Not in the face!

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You brought the peace. I

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brought the war.

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Sorry, boys.

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Off the train you go.

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Nope.

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Nope. Don't be giving out.

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You've had a great summer of it.

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The jig is up now.

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They don't look Syrian.

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How long is this bloody refugee

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crisis going to go on for, hey?

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Ooh, EU leaders.

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Sexy EU leaders.

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Neo-liberal agenda.

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We hope it doesn't offend you

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when we open the borders.

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and let everyone into your

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country and home.

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*Pewds singing*

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Thousands of Ukrainians,

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including this extra from a

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Harmony Korean film, gathered

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to watch a military spectacle.

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Nobody looked happy, and you'd

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wonder whether or not they'd

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rather be hanging out with

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friends, or reading a book, or

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playing PlayStation.

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Don't know why countries still

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do this, to be honest. Perhaps

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it's like getting an erection,

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and going "Look everyone, look

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at my big dick!"

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Wanna try and stop it? Don't

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bother, we'll use it to have

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sex with you.

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*Pewds singing*