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Birkaban protesters take things

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to the next level, G20 opening

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ceremony features Illuminati

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pyramids, and a Ukrainian

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ambassador has a very small

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face.

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It's Viper's View, it's News

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Made For You.

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Mother Teresa has been made a

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saint, despite not actually

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performing any miracles in her

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lifetime that we know about.

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I mean, she did look after sick

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people, and that was nice and

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everything, but it wasn't

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exactly miraculous now, was it?

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You know, she was a nurse, she

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was a bloody good nurse, but

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saint? She didn't turn water

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into wine, or return from the

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dead like Jesus. But then again,

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did Jesus do any of that?

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G20 China, fight!

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China versus Germany. The

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Germans and the Chinese are

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seated, I'll do my best to

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translate.

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Tango funky, must be a new

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dance.

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Two-tone white, y'all. Sounds

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like some street boogie ghetto

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chat.

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Merkel looks hungover and

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confused, let's go live to her

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earpiece.

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Back to school. It's all fun

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and games for the kiddywinkles.

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Except if you're fat. In which

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case, it's back to another ten

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months of bullying and torment.

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Don't let fatty near the talk

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shop. He'll eat everything.

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Haha. Good old school days, eh?

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Best days of your life.

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Former UDA loyalist Michael

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Stone was, oh no, it's Steven

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Seagal. Again.

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I think Russia and America

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should become the greatest of

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allies.

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Harris Steven, would you shut

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up? You look like a ball of

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Play-Doh that has pubes stuck

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to it.

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G20 China, fight! China versus

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Turkey.

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Thank you for downloading the

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HowStuffWorks podcast. Today's

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edition, How to be diplomatic.

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Step one, pretend to be

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interested. Nod your head and

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play with your pencil. Be

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confident,

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you are Ergadan. Your country's

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fucked, but you're still in

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control. You're still in

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control.

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Another day, another protest by

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Palestinians about the old

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Israelis. I don't really

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understand.

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What the Palestinians' beef is,

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to be honest. Israel now, where

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a historic Muslim cemetery

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has been paved over for a beer

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festival. Pick your pump and

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choose your poison. It's beer o'clock,

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so crack open a cold one. Who's

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gonna stop you? A Muslim? Not

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on her watch.

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Bill Cosby finally got his

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trial date set for his aggravated

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assault. So at least he can

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look

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forward to that. I never really

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liked the Cosby show, to be

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honest. Wasn't my cup of

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tea. So if he does get sent

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down, I won't miss him.

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G20 China. Fight. China versus

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America.

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I know that at the G20, we're

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committed to working with other

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countries.

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Mr. Obama say America is no

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longer world power no more, but

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we have best movie star and HBO.

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Chinese president recognizes

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that America is no longer a

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global power anymore, militaristically

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or economically. And he would

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crush us. But he does concede

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the point that our movie stars

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are great. And he does watch

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Game of Thrones.

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Now that the main diplomatic

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bullshit is over with, it's

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time for another PR farcical

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showpiece. The Grand Dinner.

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G20 Dinner.

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G20 Dinner.

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G20 Dinner.

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Ladies and gentlemen, everyone

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is good. This is a night that

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is a very excited night.

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We will be here.

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We will be here.

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We will be here.

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We will be here.

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you

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you