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by a pizza parlor reveals the

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extent to which mr. blobby's

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home life had deteriorated

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hello pizza

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paradise hello hello hello

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hello you want the pizza is it

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give me a pizza now you fucking

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blobby

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you want the pizza or no

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to jiggistan now where tajikistanis

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have gathered on the precipice

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of a valley to offer unwavering

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support for their dictator the

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situation which looked precarious

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and coerced didn't take away

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from the main spectacle when

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the dictator got inside a bulldozer

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and dictated a pile of rocks

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into a street tajikistan

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everything's fine world news a

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sculpture of donald trump with

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a dick the

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size of a small cold rodent has

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gone on sale in some fucking

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art gallery or other over in

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the states

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gangs of eejits who find simple

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things very funny gathered to

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look at it including this

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cameraman who

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was really pulling his focus

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hard amongst other pieces was

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this thing of hillary which

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makes her

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look like she has balls and

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stuff thankfully a limbristed

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man was on hand to tell us what

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we didn't

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know and she's grabbing

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something there that seems

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massive compared to of course

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the emperor has no

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balls such chancer talk this is

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sports news well these are not

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the scenes we were hoping for

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here francis

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as locomotive spetsnaz have had

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to abandon their match with

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partisan volgograd it's nothing

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more i

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wouldn't say than a display of

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machismo and tempered contained

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rage of the common man the

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alpha male

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who probably now feels left

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behind by a world which places

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intelligence ahead of brute

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force and strength

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perhaps the only outlet for a

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lot of crushed dreams you know

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that's what you get with soccer

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it doesn't

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have the same refined taste to

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it that you'd find in a rugby

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match it's disgusting stuff it's

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common stuff

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it's working class it's poor do

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you know cool internet sites

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great news for children or

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adults

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who still believe their

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children the new emojis are

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coming to your smartphone the

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hovington post did a

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video about it so i'm gonna

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review those emojis stupid for

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idiots i'm fucking stupid again

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why why would you

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bother silly not gonna use it

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did he sign off on it why would

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you use it

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complete communication look at

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this lad go johnny stardust he's

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doing well isn't he for the age

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he's at

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he's got the arm swings he's nippy

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enough on the move and he can

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do 17 squats in a day oh oh

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yeah i'm like

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bitch please you know i gots to

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squat right you know this the

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player can't squat yo ain't

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long for a player gonna

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become a bitch you know what i'm

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saying he's a windmill of a man

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who's happy out but his back's

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fucked see you later whoever

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you are the teams are lining up

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for the battle of mosul a bit

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like rugby in

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a way except the rugby ball has

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been replaced by the bomb i

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suppose if isis were a rugby

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team they'd have to be the all

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blacks feared tribal confident

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and just oozing with dedication

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they'll be looking to secure a

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win

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here in mosul their manager and

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coach abu bakar al-baghdadi has

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gone on record as saying do not

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think the war

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that we are waging is the islamic

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state's war alone tough words

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we've kicked off and it's the

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coalition

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we're coming in here with the

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first blood against the islamic

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state with an airstrike

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it's big let's hope there's no

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collateral damage or innocent

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deaths and if there is well let's

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just

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move away from that news and

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focus on the russian bogeyman

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instead thank you for watching

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