1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,150 Oh, I think I smell of cheese. 2 00:00:02,150 --> 00:00:03,400 I need to get some Ritegard or 3 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,850 something. Oh, we rolling, are 4 00:00:04,850 --> 00:00:07,010 we? The White House. Election 5 00:00:07,010 --> 00:00:08,820 Day, North Carolina. 6 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:11,660 Republicans now hold a 54 to 46 7 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:14,690 advantage. These are the battleground 8 00:00:14,690 --> 00:00:17,100 states. Okay. Oh my God, the 9 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,430 swing states have me absolutely 10 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:23,440 wrecked. I'm here at the White 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,900 House. 12 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,660 It's like the McAllister's 13 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,070 house in Home Alone. Probably 14 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,610 just going to head into DC. 15 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:32,940 Talk to some folks. Are you 16 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:36,400 American? I am American. Who 17 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,720 did you vote for? There's this 18 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,600 little guy named John. Hey, he 19 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,740 sounds like a sweet little dude. 20 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:50,300 He is such a sweet little dude. 21 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,610 It's a sweet election, a bit 22 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:54,840 like a bar of Hershey's. 23 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,370 The sweetness of Hershey's on 24 00:00:57,370 --> 00:00:59,800 Election Day. What's going on? 25 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,360 Oh, hey, we're just carrying 26 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:02,680 the cross around the White 27 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,580 House. Do you know when Pontius 28 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:06,310 Pilate was dishing out the 29 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:07,920 sentence? Did he say to Jesus, 30 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,440 you can put a wheel on it? I 31 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,300 believe not, but I'm not Jesus, 32 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,380 bro. There he went. It had a 33 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:15,380 wheel on the bottom, man, you 34 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:18,020 know. There's a lot of anger 35 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:20,800 about the economic changes in 36 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,440 the country and the fact that 37 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,780 the recovery is a big deal. 38 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:27,350 He hasn't reached many people. 39 00:01:27,350 --> 00:01:29,430 And so this is a very divisive 40 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:31,460 election. I think it seems to 41 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,790 have reached everyone here. Yes, 42 00:01:33,790 --> 00:01:35,520 that's probably true. So what 43 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,910 are you giving out about? I'm 44 00:01:37,910 --> 00:01:40,430 sorry? Would you like to just 45 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:41,680 give her a little rub on her 46 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,660 forehead there? 47 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:49,030 Corruption, that's corruption 48 00:01:49,030 --> 00:01:51,090 to Washington, we don't need 49 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:52,620 that in Washington. 50 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:56,110 Do you believe that she fucking, 51 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:58,440 a few of her people? 52 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,060 Yeah, I mean her people too, 53 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,710 you just gotta trade the money, 54 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:03,180 go to the money, go to her 55 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:04,180 bank accounts. 56 00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:06,120 Everyone, everyone pays taxes, 57 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,860 everyone does it, you know, 58 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:08,980 they can trade it. 59 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:09,980 Would you like some sweet Hershey's? 60 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:11,250 Yeah man, Hershey's is good, 61 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:11,980 good Hershey's. 62 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:13,980 Man, thank you, thank you. 63 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:15,380 Gotta take it back to country. 64 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:17,470 Can we resolve the past, aching 65 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,540 jaws, joints of time, the base, 66 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,880 to come of age in a dry 67 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,880 place, holes in caves? 68 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:23,880 Maybe. 69 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,380 Can I pet him? 70 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:26,680 Yeah, he's a goat, not a dog, 71 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,110 you know, a lot of people think, 72 00:02:28,110 --> 00:02:29,380 a lot of people I think is 73 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:30,830 crazy and they think he's a dog, 74 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:31,380 you know? 75 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:32,380 You know that. 76 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:34,060 He's a horny little beast, isn't 77 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:34,380 he? 78 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:35,380 You know. 79 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:36,220 If I get in the White House, we'll 80 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:36,910 have goats in the front yard 81 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:37,560 and we'll be growing hemp 82 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,560 on the front yard as well. 83 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,990 Hey, sounds like a pretty sweet 84 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,340 deal, I can get down with that 85 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:41,880 policy. 86 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,690 We got goats and hemp, man, we're 87 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:45,070 gonna grow hemp like we're 88 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:45,880 going hay. 89 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,010 That was it, that was, that was, 90 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:48,880 what's up? 91 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,690 We got goats and hemp, man, we're 92 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:52,070 gonna grow hemp like we're 93 00:02:52,070 --> 00:02:52,880 going hay. 94 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:53,880 Where you guys from? 95 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,160 Trump or Hillary, who knows who 96 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:55,880 it's gonna be? 97 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:56,880 Who cares? 98 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,430 I'm back for more American 99 00:02:58,430 --> 00:03:00,320 stuff, me pissing about the gap 100 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,880 tomorrow, I suppose. 101 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:02,620 Maybe the day after, I don't 102 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:02,880 know.