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Sorry, are you upset about the

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election?

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Absolutely not!

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No?

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No.

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Sorry, I didn't ask you.

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Check, check, check out my

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melody. Fred Durst, Limp Bizkit

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style. Shite band.

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But I liked them when I was a

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kid because I didn't know any

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better.

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I was here a few years back in

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the video game Fallout 3.

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It was lobbing grenades like

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that. Fucking over the top. Killed

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a few super mutants and, you

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know,

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ended up getting a load of loot

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inside. Look at that man!

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Fucking 9/11 job!

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Go Trump!

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There we go, Donald Trump. No

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bother. Those young ones would

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have been the first to have

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gone in a post-apocalyptic

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setting.

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Some raider would have just

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either sold them for some scrap

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to get together a weapon or

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they would have had a dirty old

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wicked time.

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It's kind of a shame that they've

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replaced the head of the ape

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from the movie Planet of the Apes

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with some old man. I don't know

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who...

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Must have been Vandals or

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something. It's a scummy thing

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to do.

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The monkey was much more

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entertaining.

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Ivy League!

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One of the favourite pastimes

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the Americans have invented is

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that of skateboarding. I'm

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gonna do a little bit for you

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now.

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*music*

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There's another fucking plane

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up there now, look.

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You'd want to be awful wary of

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him.

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Make sure he's going the right

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way and not the wrong way.

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You got to expect heightened

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security.

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You don't want some bloody eejit

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with a death wish running into

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a crowded gaff shouting "All I

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Dunbar!"

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Do you know? And then just

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exploding.

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Real LiveLeak shit, do you know?

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I was up all night last night

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watching LiveLeak videos and to

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be honest I'm not right.

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I'm not right after it.

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Did you see the Mexican one,

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did you? Chainsaws.

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They're fucking nuts down there.

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No wonder Trump wanna build the

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fucking wall.

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How are you getting on? Where

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are you running to?

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Sorry, I- I want number one.

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Who are you running from?

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I- I don't- I don't speak

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English.

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Well, what are your hopes and

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fears?

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What?

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Sorry, where are you running

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from? Are you okay?

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Yeah, photo.

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Don't worry, you've got all day

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to get a photograph.

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No.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no.

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Okay, fair enough. Listen, calm

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down.

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Thank you.

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Alright?

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Thank you.

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You know, that's the rat race

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of the States.

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The bucking probably thinks he's-

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he's living the dream.

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But, you know, even if you're

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in the rat race, if you're

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losing, or you're winning, you're

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still a fucking rat.

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Delaware!

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You're talking New Jersey!

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We got Connecticut in here!

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Maryland!

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Maryland!

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I ain't gonna stop in New

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Hampshire for a New York minute,

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but we got New York!

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Hey, look, we got a real

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American truck over here!

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Yippie-ki-yay, mother trucker!

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Yeah!

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Real American primetime beef!

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God, it's pissing down.

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I might as well be at home.

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It's boring enough.

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Once you've seen one memorial,

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you've seen them all.

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It's nice and everything, but

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there's no crack at all.

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I'd like to go back to New York,

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maybe.

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See Conor McGregor fight in a

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cage, and score a load of Bronson.

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I'm sorry.

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Have you any extra candles?

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I'm okay.

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That's very kind of you.

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Thank you.

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I'm okay, I'm okay.

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I've got a lighter in the

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pocket.

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Okay.

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Thanks very much.

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Yeah, I'm okay.

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Free candle, man.

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Sorry, is this a protest, or a

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vigil, or a peaceful thing, or

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what?

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We're protesting Trump becoming

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President of the US.

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This is 100% peaceful.

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No violent intentions.

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Okay, we voted, and our voice

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wasn't heard, and the outcome

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is disappointing.

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And it's disappointing and appalling.

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Yeah.

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It's just, this isn't what the

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people wanted.

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Like, this isn't what the

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popular vote decided.

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This is what the government is

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deciding.

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This is not what women want.

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This isn't what America is

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about.

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This is destroying, like, Trump's

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beliefs destroy the foundation

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of what America supports,

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and why people come here, and

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why people love this country,

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and I completely lost faith at

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this point.

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Well, listen, don't lose faith,

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because when she's lost that,

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then you've lost everything.

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That's what I'm saying.

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It'll get better.

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It should have been herself,

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and that tit there.

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They should have been the ones

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inside that gaff, getting their

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weasels greased.

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But, instead, it's the Trump,

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and fair play to him.

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His wife's arse is savage.

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Just Google it.

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What's the story, man?

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What are we doing here?

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Don't talk to me.

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Hey, I will.

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Hey, I'll talk to whoever I

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want, man.

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No, I just meant you should

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talk to somebody else.

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Hey, I know what you meant,

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buddy.

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I know.

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I'll talk to you.

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It's about, pal.

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Otherwise, I'll get the cops

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onto you.

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Some lad was trying to give me

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the old huckle book back there.

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I told him to go fuck.

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I'll talk to you later.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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you

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you