1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,770 Madame Tussauds now where the 2 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:03,710 royal family have been lovingly 3 00:00:03,710 --> 00:00:05,000 recreated in wax. 4 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,900 Their faces look strange. 5 00:00:07,380 --> 00:00:08,340 I don't know if that's the wax 6 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:09,900 or because they're inbred. 7 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,650 Go check it out anyway, if you 8 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:12,800 fuck all else to do. 9 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:14,520 It's the man who's taken 10 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,880 Christmas too far. 11 00:00:16,060 --> 00:00:18,380 German native Klaus van Loopschnicht 12 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,450 has decorated every inch of his 13 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:22,440 house with stupid things. 14 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:25,380 I like baubles and glitter. 15 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:26,820 And Klaus, tell me, where did 16 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:28,260 you find your missus? She's a 17 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,080 sweet peach. 18 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:30,880 I like baubles and glitter. 19 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,130 Denzel Washington has hit out 20 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:35,380 the recent phenomenon of fake 21 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:36,020 news. 22 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:37,490 If you don't read the newspaper, 23 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:38,400 you're uninformed. 24 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,300 If you do read it, you're misinformed. 25 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,390 We don't care who it hurts. We 26 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:42,480 don't care who we destroy. 27 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:43,810 We don't care if it's true. 28 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:45,040 Just say it. Sell it. 29 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:47,030 Denzel Washington has driven a 30 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:49,100 tractor this afternoon through 31 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,920 a refugee camp in Greece. 32 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,130 The actor, who once played 33 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:55,980 civil rights activist Malcolm X, 34 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:57,620 showed little humanitarian 35 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:58,740 concern for the people around 36 00:00:58,740 --> 00:00:58,920 him. 37 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,730 Where we can go. This is a big 38 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:02,540 problem for us also. I know a 39 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,430 problem for him, but a problem 40 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:05,760 for us is... 41 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,050 Enough to say we're going to 42 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:08,670 fight terrorists. Fighting 43 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:10,250 terrorists is like a video game. 44 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:12,110 You can destroy your enemy in 45 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:14,040 the video game, but the video 46 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,280 game will generate and regenerate 47 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,000 thousands of enemies. 48 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,130 There you have it. The 49 00:01:19,130 --> 00:01:20,610 complexities of the situation 50 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:22,670 in Aleppo can be boiled down to... 51 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,300 It's like a video game. 52 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:26,250 What's up YouTube? This is Asad 53 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:28,840 here. I'm playing some free-for-all. 54 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,340 I'd like to wait here and kill 55 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:34,230 people from my safe place. The 56 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,680 way I do in real life, I 57 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,580 suppose. 58 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:39,410 There's another one. Boom. Bye-bye. 59 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:42,740 A lot of people say... Asad... 60 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:45,720 Why do you kill your own people? 61 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:50,380 And to them I say... Because... 62 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:53,880 Everything is a video game. 63 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:57,110 Stock share price in Dax. The Dax 64 00:01:57,110 --> 00:01:58,960 finished low on Saturday night 65 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,730 after an altercation outside a 66 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:01,380 nightclub. 67 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,010 Bread has risen two points 68 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,720 after additional yeast was 69 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,380 added. 70 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:08,380 Sex is doing well. Lick my taint. 71 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:09,810 And shares in gypsies have 72 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:11,650 fallen drastically because they 73 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:13,210 make poor horses race on busy 74 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:14,380 national roads. 75 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:16,060 Music minstrel man Bob Dylan 76 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:18,380 won the Nobel Prize for Literature. 77 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,140 I went along to it, but he 78 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,380 couldn't be arse turning up. 79 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:25,480 I don't care about no Nobel 80 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,380 Prize. 81 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,830 So he sent Patti Smith to sing 82 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:28,380 a song. 83 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:31,380 I saw a baby. 84 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:36,380 I'm sorry. 85 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:38,380 Are you okay? 86 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,380 Earth. 87 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:42,380 It's all 10. 88 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:43,380 I'm sorry. 89 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,380 Are you pissed? 90 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:46,380 I'm sorry. 91 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:47,380 Could we start that? 92 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:48,380 She's pinked. 93 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:50,380 I apologize. 94 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:54,380 You fucked it up. 95 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:56,380 I like baubles and glitter.