1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,950 Metal Gear Solid creator Hideo 2 00:00:02,950 --> 00:00:05,780 Kojima has taken too much acid 3 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:07,680 and is now part of an 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:08,920 exhibition at the Museum of 5 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:09,600 Modern Art. 6 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:10,810 No one knows how long the trip 7 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,120 will last, but hopefully when 8 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,500 he gets back, he'll make some 9 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,600 more good games again. 10 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,280 Did you see the boys put an 11 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,260 underwater nativity on at the 12 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:20,600 aquarium? For the fish. Let's 13 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:21,650 have a look and see if they 14 00:00:21,650 --> 00:00:22,600 appreciated it. 15 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,100 No. 16 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:29,900 Couldn't be fucked. 17 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,690 The Guardian asks: What can be 18 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:33,490 done to prevent Berlin-style 19 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:35,300 attacks in modern cities? 20 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,070 Arsenal's Emirates Stadium has 21 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,770 some innovative giant cannons 22 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:40,430 and large concrete letters at 23 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:41,700 the main entrance. 24 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,180 I'm really kind of bummed out, 25 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:44,680 like, because I mean I've gone 26 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,110 to Berlin a few times and you'd 27 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:47,550 feel that the extremism there 28 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:49,090 would be similar to the Czech. 29 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,300 No. Minimal. 30 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,540 Berghain, Kreuzberg, they've 31 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,460 been kind of tarnished by the 32 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:56,570 events of this week. What we're 33 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:57,460 dealing with now is a 34 00:00:57,460 --> 00:00:59,000 completely new type of terror. 35 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,080 If something was to occur. 36 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,150 Perhaps a lone wolf or lads in 37 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,240 fucking Middle East and shit 38 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,660 like who have all kinds of grudges 39 00:01:07,660 --> 00:01:09,480 against us because of our 40 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,550 clothes and our birds and our 41 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:12,800 craft ails. 42 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,270 How would I escape? And who 43 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:15,800 would I use as a human shield? 44 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:16,880 These are questions that we now 45 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,800 have to ask ourselves. 46 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,760 Alcohol. The acceptable, safe 47 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,310 and legal drug is enjoyed by 48 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:22,840 millions the world over, 49 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,640 including this crying woman and 50 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,390 suspicious man who pretends to 51 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:27,600 be on his phone. 52 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,010 Other fans of the wonder drug 53 00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:30,320 included these friends who 54 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,600 turned into enemies. 55 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,540 And this man here, who shat 56 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,430 himself. Even Michael Bublé 57 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:36,940 started using the Demon Drink 58 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:37,600 at shows. 59 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,830 Jiggle bells. Jiggle all the 60 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:42,490 way. Hey. Oh how good and how 61 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:44,150 fun it feels when you suck my 62 00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:46,400 dick all day. Fuck your mother. 63 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,460 Demon drink. Abuse it all you 64 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:50,400 want. There's no limit. 65 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,350 I guess like all that talk 66 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:52,600 about terror and everything you 67 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,790 know. Just get me down man you 68 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:54,200 know. 69 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,360 So uh, just thought I'd do a 70 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,680 bit of shopping. Fucking buy 71 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,200 some clothes and shit you know. 72 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,010 Berlin evokes such strong 73 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:02,050 memories for me of happy times 74 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:04,590 in my life. Like the time I was 75 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:07,280 in Gorlitzer Park at 2am and I 76 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,690 met Ben Klok. We were about 77 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:10,000 looking to buy Chonk. 78 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,810 It was amazing. He just did a 79 00:02:12,810 --> 00:02:15,100 15 hour set in Bergkine. Man's 80 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,000 a machine. 81 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,570 As someone who fundamentally 82 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,320 understands the frustrations of 83 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,000 the downtrodden in society. 84 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,440 We can't allow this one 85 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,420 isolated instant to be the most 86 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,240 divisive thing that has ever 87 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,800 happened in Berlin. 88 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,800 Merry Christmas and be safe. 89 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,800 Bergkine. 90 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Kreuzberg. 91 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:35,600 Kreuzberg.