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*Tonk*

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Come in!

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*Tonk*

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How are your friends, man?

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How are you thirsty? What's the

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crack?

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How are you getting on?

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*Tonk*

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*Tonk*

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Were you around at the Owls for

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the dinner?

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Yeah.

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How'd that go?

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Shite.

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*Tonk*

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*Tonk*

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Was the brother home, was he?

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Where is he now?

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Yeah, he came home. He's gone

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home again now.

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Yeah.

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Castlery, is it?

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Yeah.

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Did he ever get the car fixed?

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Did you ever fucking shut up?

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Fair enough, so.

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*Tonk*

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*Tonk*

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David Boye set the death bar

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extremely high at the beginning

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of the year.

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Tons of other cunts died, but

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they weren't as class as his

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death.

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His death was the classest,

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because what he did in his line

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of work was better than that of

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the other line of works

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that the other people who died

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did.

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Fucking stay to your one beefing

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away man for the cameras.

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Crocodile tears.

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My dad rang me on the phone, um,

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this morning and, um, sorry it's

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a bit overwhelmed.

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*Tonk*

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"You're a faker."

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Later that night people sang

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Starman, and more birds did

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that painting on their face.

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Dressed up, drank cans and

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maybe got the ride out of it.

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Death is cool.

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It started with Bowie and it

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ended with Michael.

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George.

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George Michael.

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Carrie Fisher and her mam also

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bit the bullet since then, but

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George was bigger.

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He could have fucking caught

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something in those jacks.

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"I said he went peacefully

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anyways.

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It's the main thing.

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At least he'd his family around

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him."

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"Do you want a cup of tea, Thirst?"

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"I should go on, so I will,

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yeah."

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At least he'd his family around

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him.

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Do you want a cup of tea, Thirst?

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I should go on, so I will, yeah.

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Yeah, kettle's out there, man.

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Alright, fair enough.

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That was a short year. I'll be

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glad to see the back of it.

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Did you see there was an old

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supermoon during the year?

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The biggest of its kind.

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And it was great.

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It was a moon, obviously.

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I don't really know what else

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to say about it, to be honest.

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A lot of people say the moon's

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made of cheese.

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What are you going at for the

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new year? Anything good? No.

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2016 was a bad year for the man

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in the hat.

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Do you remember him? The

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Brussels suspect.

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There was a Brussels bomber.

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And then afterwards, they

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looked on the footage on the

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camera machines.

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And they saw, and they

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identified a man known as the

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man in the hat.

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And then, did they find him? I

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wonder.

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Man in the hat.

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Did they ever get a hold of you

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for doing those crimes?

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Man in the hat.

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If they got you then I really

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hope you serve your time.

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They did catch him.

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His name's Mohammed Abrini.

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Well done.

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And finally, some local news

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now.

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My cousin Johnny Higgins is set

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to make a court appearance next

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Tuesday for his drink driving.

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Best of luck Johnny.

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We're all rooting for you.

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The cop was going to let him

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off.

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Only he saw the fucking pipe

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bottles open in the car.

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That was the cue for the breath

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machine.

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Breath machine came out.

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Breath registered bad.

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What did he blow?

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He blew a fucking good 10 on 10.

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There's some whores for the

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drink now.

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The lads are.

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He'll be up in front of the

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judge on Tuesday.

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We'll see how he fucking gets

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on, you know.

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Sure, I suppose it'll give you

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a chance to get the old suit

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out for something anyways

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Francis.

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Sure, I'll give you an old

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chance to get the old suit out

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anyways Francis.

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Sure, I'll give you an old

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chance to get the old suit out

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anyways Francis.

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At least you'll get a chance to

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wear the old suit anyways

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Francis.

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At least you'll get a chance to

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wear the old suit anyways

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Francis.

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Sure, I'll give you an old

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chance to get the old suit out

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anyways Francis.

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Sure, I'll give you an old

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chance to get the old suit out

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anyways Francis.

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I heard you.

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Thanks for watching this

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episode of Vipers View.

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It's been great.

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I hope you have a great new

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year and you've had a great

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Christmas before it.

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All the best and thanks for

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watching.