1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Um, I have lost my mind. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Um, and, and, you know... 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Ryan Gosling. 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 You like foreigners. 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:25,520 Hollywood is crawling with 6 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,000 outsiders and foreigners. 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 *Clapping* 8 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Ghana. 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 What are they at? 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,260 Oh, they've elected a new 11 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:43,000 president. 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 What's he wearing? 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 We will reduce taxes. 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 The Germans. 15 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,780 Found a novelty way of brightening 16 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,000 up the subway hours? 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Not too bad. 18 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,210 Uh, yeah, the subways in 19 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,000 Germany are nice. 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Subways. 21 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,850 And the no pants on the subway 22 00:01:04,850 --> 00:01:07,000 thing caught on in London too. 23 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 It's great to see. 24 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 It's great to see. 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Are you serious? 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 The Force. 27 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,480 Well, welcome back to the 28 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,000 Anders Breivik appeal. 29 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,190 He's claiming there is 30 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,580 punishment, which entails 31 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:24,810 living in a three-cell complex 32 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:26,040 where he can play video games, 33 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,270 watch television on two sets, 34 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:28,360 plus internet access, gym 35 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,000 machines, books and newspapers. 36 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 He's inhumane. 37 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 The Kyler. 38 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,410 Kind of a strange gesture to 39 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:35,850 allow in a courtroom, but we 40 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:37,000 won't question it. 41 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,260 As the judges exchange handshakes 42 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:42,000 with the beast. 43 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,920 In Norwegian law, it is customary 44 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,650 to shake hands with monsters to 45 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,000 make them feel cozy. 46 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,020 Mustn't be nice to have to go 47 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:50,000 through a telling off. 48 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:51,490 You might have bought the phone, 49 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:52,920 but whoever hacked it, they're 50 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,000 the one who owns it. 51 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,520 I see Eddie Snowden was 52 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,410 unlocking iPhones in a Vice 53 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:59,000 documentary there. 54 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,890 Perhaps the most terrifying 55 00:01:59,890 --> 00:02:00,720 thing is, if your phone had 56 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:01,630 been hacked, you would never 57 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:02,000 know. 58 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Must be some money in it. 59 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:04,680 I decided to pester the man 60 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,450 himself about a class idea I 61 00:02:06,450 --> 00:02:07,000 had. 62 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Well, Eddie, my idea is this. 63 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,010 Hack into the iClouds of the 64 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:13,530 Hollywoods, the stairs, and get 65 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:16,000 the pictures of their arses. 66 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 We make a site called WikiCheeks. 67 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,190 I know a lad who can do 68 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:21,000 websites. 69 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 I met him in Sligo, he did Compute. 70 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 In the IT there. 71 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Now, his father owns a server. 72 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Come over to fuck. 73 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:33,700 There's a spare room in the 74 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:34,000 house. 75 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 But, we've had mice now for the- 76 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,420 The cunts were at the flower, 77 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,000 you see. 78 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 There's the mouse trap. 79 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 No use. 80 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,720 No use to me at this moment in 81 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,000 time. 82 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,490 So, I'm laying the cards on the 83 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:47,000 table, Eddie. 84 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,330 I wanna fucking stare WikiCheeks 85 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:49,350 with you, but I need you to 86 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:50,000 know this. 87 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,310 We have a few fucking mice in 88 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:52,000 the house. 89 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Just to reiterate, Snowplow. 90 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:55,890 I have access to a maid's 91 00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:57,000 father's server in Sligo. 92 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,120 You might send me a bit of cash 93 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,000 to get it started. 94 00:02:59,000 --> 00:02:59,960 You must have a few Murdochs in 95 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,000 the bank after the Vice gig. 96 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:01,520 You must have a few Murdochs in 97 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,160 the bank after the Vice gig.