1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,600 *Dramatic Music* 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,940 Ha ha ha, here he is, Uncle Fester. 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,630 He's funny isn't he? He's like 4 00:00:08,630 --> 00:00:09,990 a bumbling Love Actually 5 00:00:09,990 --> 00:00:10,920 cartoon man. 6 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,500 *Dramatic Music* 7 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,690 Is he a ffff, what is he like? 8 00:00:16,690 --> 00:00:18,200 Is he a boiled egg? 9 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,580 Speaking of boiled eggs, James 10 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:20,700 Arthur's face looks like a 11 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:21,850 boiled egg. I seen him 12 00:00:21,850 --> 00:00:23,180 wandering in the supermarket 13 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:23,900 the last day. 14 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:24,900 *Dramatic Music* 15 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:27,000 James Arthur there man from X Factor. 16 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,900 He's wearing a sheepskin coat. 17 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,060 He's gone down to the fish. 18 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:31,790 James Arthur is going to come 19 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:33,670 back to the fucking trolley now 20 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:35,550 in a second. Make sure you get 21 00:00:35,550 --> 00:00:37,490 a shot at James Arthur's face. 22 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:39,220 He's wearing a fucking brown 23 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:40,950 jacket. I'm talking James 24 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:42,830 Arthur from the X Factor man. 25 00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:44,770 He's fucked up. Has he left the 26 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:47,130 trolley? That wasn't his trolley. 27 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,210 It fucking was I swear fuck. He's 28 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:50,880 after grabbing a different 29 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,760 trolley and fucking off. Are 30 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,160 you serious? 31 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,020 This is where things got weird 32 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:57,890 because what was James Arthur 33 00:00:57,890 --> 00:00:59,740 at? We saw him the first time 34 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,810 we saw him. He had no trolley. 35 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:04,120 Okay. That's when I spotted him. 36 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,840 We see him walking away with 37 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,850 the trolley then. He leaves to 38 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,410 go to the fish eye where he 39 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:11,270 leaves the trolley. We move 40 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:12,990 over to that trolley to wait 41 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,850 for him to come back. Look he 42 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,630 comes back. But he picks up 43 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,570 another trolley and walks away 44 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:20,950 with that trolley. James Arthur. 45 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,420 What the fuck are you at man? 46 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:25,360 Batman. Japanese toilets spray 47 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,950 your arse after you've done a 48 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:28,740 tom tit. I've never been into B 49 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,610 days myself. I don't like stuff 50 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:32,510 going up my hole. Then again it's 51 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,030 a dirty hole. Probably is right 52 00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:35,460 that we should hose it down. 53 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:36,760 I was in the burger shack 54 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,480 yesterday and I had nothing but 55 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,040 shite to eat. And I tell you 56 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,280 the trip to the loo was a 57 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,980 bloody battle between good and 58 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:43,600 evil. 59 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,740 Bangladesh. People are looking 60 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:47,930 at their hands. Don't know why. 61 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:50,190 Are they sad or what? Ah they're 62 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,450 praying right. What are they 63 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:53,640 praying for? 64 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,780 Are you serious? Did they just 65 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,520 pray for that train there full 66 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,820 of fucking people? 67 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,310 That is mad. Fucking hell. That's 68 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:10,400 insane isn't it? Bangladesh. 69 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,740 TV review. Girls. 70 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:14,700 No I have no interest in that 71 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,930 woman or girls. I watched the 72 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:19,450 fucking first series there. Not 73 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:21,400 much going on in it man. 74 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,320 Welcome back to the Trump inauguration. 75 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,800 The atmosphere here is electric 76 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,930 in this shopping centre. 77 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:33,870 Strange choice of location. And 78 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:36,180 here he is. The 45th president 79 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,480 of the United States of America. 80 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,620 Donald Trump. 81 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,860 He's a great man altogether isn't 82 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:44,530 he? You think he'd show a bit 83 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:46,480 of excitement. Looks like we've 84 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,280 got a protester on our hands. 85 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,700 And um. We can't really see 86 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,400 much. She's something written 87 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,360 on her back. Ooh. Gee Louise. 88 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,300 We don't know exactly who she 89 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,610 is as of yet. But judging by 90 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:03,160 her physique. She is most 91 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,030 likely a milkmaid. Or some kind 92 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,850 of dairy queen. Trump gives it 93 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:08,140 a thumbs up there. 94 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:11,420 He's some crack isn't he? Is he 95 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:14,500 racist as fuck though is he? 96 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:16,050 What was James Arthur at? 97 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:17,670 Please leave a comment under 98 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,210 the video if you know what he 99 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:19,840 was at.