1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,540 Stop press read all about it 2 00:00:01,540 --> 00:00:03,230 Donald Trump's the president 3 00:00:03,230 --> 00:00:05,160 now. Strain the fucking swamp! 4 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,640 Ha ha ha ha! 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:08,940 Do you think Trump's gonna do 6 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:11,130 damage when he gets into the 7 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:12,440 White House? 8 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,030 Trump's already doing damage 9 00:00:14,030 --> 00:00:14,440 sir! 10 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,760 And who's he doing damage to? 11 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,830 The entire corrupt 12 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:19,440 establishment has just been 13 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,360 torn apart and America... 14 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,170 Trump's already doing damage 15 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:27,360 sir! 16 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,800 Doing damage! Doing damage! 17 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,930 Terrorist! Trump is a real 18 00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:32,560 terrorist! 19 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,980 Sorry sir! Trump is a real 20 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:34,800 terrorist! 21 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,020 Would you like some pizza? Why 22 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,590 do you think Trump's a 23 00:00:37,590 --> 00:00:38,720 terrorist? 24 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,250 He fucking hijacked the whole 25 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,480 system! Ha! 26 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,960 Anyone want some pizza? Trump 27 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,440 has hijacked the whole system! 28 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,800 This is where it gets weird. 29 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,160 Watch what happens now when we 30 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:48,800 rewind it. 31 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,670 Hi-hijack the whole system! Ha! 32 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:53,040 System! Ha! 33 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:53,960 Who's laughing in the 34 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,370 background? It's fucking Bill 35 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:56,160 Gates I think. 36 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,180 I think it's time we had a 37 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:59,600 little chat Gates. You and me. 38 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,200 I'm onto your Gates. 39 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,600 Heard you nearly a trill- *grunt* 40 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,970 Look they made so much of Benghazi 41 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:08,050 okay? That Benghazi thing was a 42 00:01:08,050 --> 00:01:08,800 molehill! 43 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,350 Who is Benghazi? Like was he 44 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:14,720 someone that did America wrong? 45 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,150 That was the city. That was the 46 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:17,410 city the embassy was in isn't 47 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:17,760 it? 48 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,640 Oh it's not a person. 49 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,520 No! 50 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,020 Have you been living in America 51 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:22,960 for a while? I'm American. 52 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,380 Okay. That sounds like a very 53 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:27,620 suspect accent. So? I'm 54 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,960 American. 55 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,910 But I just want to know how you 56 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:32,960 feel about Trump. Fuck him. 57 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:36,910 There you go man. A lot of 58 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:38,400 sentimentality. Lost. 59 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,510 I want to have Snowflake to 60 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:40,000 move on. 61 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:40,720 What's her name? 62 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:45,680 Snowflake! Snowflake! Snowflake! 63 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:45,680 Snowflake! 64 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:46,960 Are you supporting Trump today? 65 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:47,520 Absolutely. 66 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,970 Are you around just in case 67 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:50,400 anything kicks off or? 68 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:50,960 We'll protect people. 69 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,400 Serious? Oh yeah. 70 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,840 Oh yeah. See you later. 71 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,040 That's your French ticket. 72 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,720 It's a granny's fanny. Best 73 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,120 look. 74 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,200 Do I like Trump? I'm not gay. 75 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,690 True or false, Mike Pence and 76 00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:04,080 his twin brother Jeff Pence 77 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,790 were in a jazz duo in college 78 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:07,120 called Tuppence. 79 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:11,600 True. 80 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,190 I Donald John Trump do solemnly 81 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:14,720 swear. 82 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,280 Preserve, protect and defend. 83 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,840 Preserve, protect and defend. 84 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,420 The Constitution of the United 85 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:22,000 States. 86 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,760 The Constitution of the United 87 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:24,400 States. 88 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,360 So help me God. 89 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,400 So help me God. 90 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,320 Congratulations Mr. President. 91 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,120 They must have been fireworks. 92 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:34,950 I thought they were the boom 93 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,840 boom boys. 94 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,800 That's what I'm doing here. 95 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,690 This American carnage stops 96 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:49,280 right here and stops right now. 97 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,560 Watch out. 98 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:52,560 Watch out. 99 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,440 Watch out. 100 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,000 Watch out. 101 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,480 Watch out. 102 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,750 Should people be scared of 103 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:56,240 Trump? 104 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,310 You know, you shouldn't be 105 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,930 scared of Trump, but you should 106 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:00,550 be scared of that such a huge 107 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:01,820 chunk of this country is so 108 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:03,200 fucking ignorant. 109 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,130 Do you reckon we should be 110 00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:05,240 scared of you because you dress 111 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,000 really scarily or? 112 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 113 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,640 Okay.