1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,850 Some crack isn't it? God bless 2 00:00:02,850 --> 00:00:08,260 you. God bless you. Southwell. 3 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:10,640 Historic Minster Town. There 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:14,370 she is. Nice arches. And great 5 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:18,850 gargoyles. And monsters. That 6 00:00:18,850 --> 00:00:21,120 one looks like Donald Trump man. 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,200 Donald Trump after a fight. Or 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,540 a sesh. Probably Steve Bannon's 9 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,600 influence. 10 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,680 Is Steve Bannon on the piss is 11 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,920 he? Is Steve Bannon on the piss? 12 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,160 My suspicions were first aroused 13 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,920 when I saw Steve Bannon on a 14 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,080 news report. His clothes were 15 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,650 slightly disheveled. Good luck. 16 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:41,650 And his beard unkempt. Good 17 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,890 luck. Yeah Steve Bannon. Are 18 00:00:43,890 --> 00:00:46,120 you on the piss? Final time I 19 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,030 saw Bannon. He was doing an old 20 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:50,100 interview. Good luck. He had a 21 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:52,380 5 o'clock shadow. Good luck. 22 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,400 He probably would have put it 23 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,450 down to being really busy 24 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:56,870 inside the White House. I'd say 25 00:00:56,870 --> 00:00:57,600 it was the gin. 26 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,920 Steve Bannon, are you okay? 27 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,120 Bad old Muslims. 28 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,280 How cool is this? 29 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:13,380 Obama, where have you gone to? 30 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:14,660 How cool is this though really? 31 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:17,340 Obama, where did you go? 32 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:18,400 How cool is this? 33 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,620 Obama, where do you live now? 34 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:23,740 How cool is this though really? 35 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:26,580 Obama, we wanna know. 36 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:27,990 Tell you where he is man. He's 37 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:29,350 living the lizard dream out on 38 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:31,480 Richard Branson's island. Kitesurfing 39 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,970 the day away. He's in with the 40 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:33,960 rich cunts now but can you 41 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,200 blame him? Hey, having to wear 42 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,210 a suit and tie to bed for 8 43 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:37,310 years getting up at 7 in the 44 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:38,400 morning. Fuck that. 45 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:42,770 Obama, 1,000 drone kills. 17 gnarly 46 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,540 kitesurf moments. 47 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:51,090 XRX is up 7.11. AA is up 37.76 48 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:56,550 now. The ABEV is minus 5.44. 49 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,530 Ally's doing well, it's up 28. 50 00:01:58,530 --> 00:02:03,980 The back is up 23.11. You've 51 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:07,410 got the BBD, big black dick. It's 52 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:08,460 down 9. 53 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,670 Great news this week, we have a 54 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:15,430 budget to secure an arts and 55 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:17,360 entertainment section to the 56 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,020 show. The budget was 50 euros. 57 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:24,760 There's a new song by the Chainsmokers. 58 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:29,380 It's called Closer. Chainsmokers. 59 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:33,050 I can really relate to it. It's 60 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:36,000 just about going out. 61 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:40,120 The songs these days, they're 62 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,440 telling me to go out. They're 63 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,520 telling me to go have a good 64 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,880 time. Let's go out. Leave our 65 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,280 phones. We can get drunk 66 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,280 tonight. We can get drunk 67 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,160 tonight. 68 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,270 Live every day like it's your 69 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:55,010 last day. Get absolutely loaded. 70 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:57,100 Loaded. Loaded. Loaded. Loaded. 71 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,730 Loaded. You've got to do what 72 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:00,930 the song says. Then listen to 73 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,390 the song. Everyone's doing it 74 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,480 like... 75 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,550 Why do you have to do what the 76 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:08,270 song tells you? Everyone's 77 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:10,240 doing it. 78 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,450 And can you tell me, are you 79 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:14,600 going to be making Big Bang 80 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,080 today? 81 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:30,140 Good luck. 82 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:30,640 you 83 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,700 you