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Brexit is a stupid word, I get

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embarrassed every time I hear

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it and I'm not even living in

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the UK.

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UKIP's Paul Nuttall is a scouser

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though he wouldn't last five

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minutes in Bootle looking like

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that.

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The Middle East is a controlled

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clusterfuck whereby the right

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wrongings remain unscathed,

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and the collateral refugees are

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demonised by Western media.

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Did you see Adele and Greg Kirsten

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won the Grammy for best song?

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Greg who? Greg Kirsten man, he

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wrote hello.

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Alright, so they let him do a

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speech. They sure did.

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I'd like to thank Greg, so

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thank you Greg.

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Thank you man, thank you my mom

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and dad.

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The man Greg, you've had your

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five seconds and it really was

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five seconds, now fuck off.

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Grammys though, what a load of

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shite.

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Did you see that Gnarles Barkley

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lad or whatever his name is,

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turned up wearing a daft suit.

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Thought he was class, but he

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just looked like a bloody Ferrero

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Roche.

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CeeLo Green, maybe your name

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should be Eat More Greens.

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Sorry that was cruel, but where

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will fashion take us next?

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Next, next.

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Who are you wearing?

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Uh, this one?

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Yeah.

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Uh, it's...

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Uh, let me...

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It's alright.

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New York Fashion 2017.

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How you know.

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Any crack?

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Jessica, turn around the

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clothes please.

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Pints?

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Do you want to go for pints

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later?

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Do you like spice bags?

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This is where you got your

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jacket.

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Oh, it's vintage.

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Ah, thrift.

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It's vintage.

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Thrift.

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Threats.

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Mind yourself. Is it pennies or

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dunes? Sorry, can I just ask

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who you're wearing today?

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Sure, sure. I'm wearing starrettes

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and pinko and Gucci.

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A lot of people wearing pinko.

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Is that the...

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Pinko is really fun. You should

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look at them. They're amazing.

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Who are you? I'm Jenny from the

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blog Margo and Me. Fucking hell.

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In addition to that...

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Yeah, Jenny. I'm just after

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watching your fucking blog

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there. Do you want to go to the

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horse racing out in Yonkers

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with me?

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I was down there the last day,

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Jenny. It was great crack. They

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do the chariot races. They do

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it back home like, but it's not

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in a stadium. It's usually on a

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national or a primary road. Eat

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the dream.

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Did you ever go hungry? What?

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Did you ever go hungry?

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No. Didn't think so. Tension is

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tight at the top of the queue

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for people trying to hustle

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their way in.

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You can see there, Johnny Depp.

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Johnny Depp Mark II. And Jim

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Jim and Peanuts.

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Who makes the glasses? Gentle

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monster. Gentle monster. Gentle

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monster. You look glass in your

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cool, cool clothes. Standing

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outside your fashion shows.

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The lips the colour rolls. I

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fucked it up.