1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,760 *BEEP* 2 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:02,780 The new media. Internet, 3 00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:04,680 Facebook, where people can 4 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,430 present his girl their own 5 00:00:06,430 --> 00:00:07,360 position. 6 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:11,680 It's Vipers View. It's news 7 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:16,000 made for you. 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,360 Ehhh, bit of a political slant 9 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,480 on the old fuck doll. Now you 10 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,250 can have your Donald Trump fuck 11 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:25,500 doll. God knows why. God knows 12 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:28,000 why. God knows why. 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,290 But if you do find yourself 14 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:30,650 inadequately aroused by the 15 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:31,920 side of a cock, or a fanny if 16 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,310 you're a man, or indeed a cock 17 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:34,700 if you're a gay man, or a fanny 18 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,050 if you're a lesbian, or cock 19 00:00:36,050 --> 00:00:37,450 and fanny if you're bi, and of 20 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:39,100 course, if you don't like Trump, 21 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,500 then you can definitely have 22 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,000 sex with this doll. 23 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,800 It's deadish, yeah, cause you 24 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,210 can really get one over on 25 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,920 Trump by having sex with this 26 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,430 doll in your house, and he's 27 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:49,910 the president so he must be 28 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,000 really embarrassed by that. 29 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,440 If you think it's cool to do 30 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,000 drugs. 31 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,090 drug campaigners have released 32 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:58,170 shocking footage of somebody on 33 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,420 chats at a rave. 34 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:00,880 The Think Twice campaign which 35 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,050 shows a young lady who had 36 00:01:02,050 --> 00:01:03,920 reportedly ingested two minions 37 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,410 and a WhatsApp is hoping to 38 00:01:05,410 --> 00:01:07,110 highlight the unseen risks of 39 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,000 the drug such as looking stupid 40 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,170 or appearing in a shitty video 41 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:10,940 on the internet. 42 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:14,300 I had a princess of Wales, 43 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,930 hugging candle in the wind, Elton 44 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:18,080 John vibes. 45 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,450 She was a great looking woman 46 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:20,880 too and listen if you wanna see 47 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,180 her dresses then they're 48 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:23,910 on display in a display cabinet 49 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:24,940 in Kensington. 50 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:26,370 My verdict: you couldn't 51 00:01:26,370 --> 00:01:27,720 fucking pay me to look at a 52 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,250 bunch of dresses even if you 53 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:30,360 were paying me. 54 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,570 Robots are becoming more 55 00:01:34,570 --> 00:01:37,100 advanced? 56 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:39,420 How the fuck will it handle the 57 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:40,320 stairs? 58 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,320 Not too bad. 59 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,670 It's a great spectacle but I 60 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,760 have to ask: what's this fucker 61 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,420 gonna be used for? 62 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:48,820 You know? 63 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:50,360 What's this cunt gonna be doing? 64 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,650 Will he be making you tea and 65 00:01:51,650 --> 00:01:52,120 toast? 66 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,490 Or will he be used to fucking 67 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:55,120 kill people in faraway lands? 68 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,540 I don't know. 69 00:01:56,540 --> 00:01:58,540 Fucker can jump though. 70 00:01:58,540 --> 00:01:59,320 You're watching the Super Bowl 71 00:01:59,320 --> 00:01:59,540 pass? 72 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,080 You're watching the Super Bowl 73 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:01,540 pass? 74 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:02,540 I was, yeah. 75 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:03,540 I was, yeah. 76 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,540 Why'd you think of it? 77 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:06,120 It was a good comeback. 78 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,880 It was a good comeback. 79 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:08,880 That's right. 80 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,970 But I put my bet on the wrong 81 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:14,300 team. 82 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,230 And now I'm into launch sharks 83 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,300 for 20 grand. 84 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,540 Welcome back to Dazzling Dogs 85 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:22,880 2017. 86 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,640 And here we have a lovely five 87 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,440 and a half year old crossbreed 88 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,640 known as Gypsy. 89 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,640 Gypsy. 90 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,590 You see Gypsy's owner Sandra 91 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:32,400 here guiding Gypsy over the 92 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,060 jumps. 93 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:34,540 Up and under on the seesaw 94 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:36,500 transitioning through the bedsheets 95 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,080 to glide through the tunnel of 96 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:38,640 life. 97 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:39,950 This is a well-trained bitch 98 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:40,400 here. 99 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,720 And before the show I asked her 100 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,140 owner what motivates Gypsy. 101 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:43,820 Her answer? 102 00:02:43,820 --> 00:02:44,870 Give her a bowl of liver and 103 00:02:44,870 --> 00:02:46,030 cabbage and she'll do anything 104 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:46,520 for you. 105 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,280 As she penetrates the second bender. 106 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,510 Taking the hurdles like she's 107 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:50,200 going to work. 108 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,780 This is child's play for Gypsy. 109 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,400 But how will she handle the slalom? 110 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,580 Oh Gypsy no. 111 00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:58,190 And that's the liver and 112 00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,040 cabbage. 113 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,040 Fuck it anyway. 114 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,040 I had a tenner on her at 9 to 4. 115 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,660 Fucking Milo is cool man. 116 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:08,240 Did you ever watch Milo do you? 117 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,470 He says the coolest fucking 118 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:11,660 things man. 119 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,240 On the internet. 120 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,650 Imagine meeting Milo in a 121 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:15,580 fucking pub. 122 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:16,580 Would you chat to him? 123 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:17,580 Would you buy him a pint? 124 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:18,850 So you see university 125 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,510 administrators across the 126 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,580 nation have been cracking down. 127 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:24,580 Cracky down on Greek life. 128 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,080 You'd fucking run a mile. 129 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,080 Milo. 130 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,080 Oooh. 131 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,080 Gavin McInnes. 132 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,080 Or Joe Rogan experience. 133 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,080 Oooh. 134 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,080 You're lauded by the internet. 135 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,580 But who is the internet? 136 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:36,580 Young. 137 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:39,580 It's a young male demographic. 138 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:43,580 Oooh.