1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,390 Well, they're back at it again, 2 00:00:02,390 --> 00:00:04,360 the radical feminists with 3 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,880 their lovely, lovely bodies. 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,700 Look at the way she moves, it's 5 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:09,820 kind of groovy. 6 00:00:10,540 --> 00:00:11,560 She's got a Nigel Farage mask 7 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,300 on, but it just looks like a 8 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,720 shit Michael Myers. 9 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:17,060 As scary as that is, I still 10 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:17,820 would. 11 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,230 And that's a Marine Le Pen mask, 12 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:22,240 or at least I think it is. 13 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,150 It's either Marine Le Pen or 14 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:25,810 looks like a character from 15 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:27,900 EastEnders, Kathy Beale. 16 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:30,510 Uh, Marine Le Pen up against a 17 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:32,640 brick wall, top off. 18 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:34,300 Did you think you'd ever see it? 19 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:35,860 No, cheeky. 20 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,140 And that's why you watch Viper's 21 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:37,520 View. 22 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,380 There are none. 23 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:46,720 Who's they? 24 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:48,960 Better with a mixer to shite 25 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,200 otherwise. 26 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,720 Yeah, or with David Beckham. 27 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,030 And you're rich friends in an 28 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:56,360 ideal world where no one gets 29 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:56,940 fucked. 30 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,380 When I'm drinking whiskey, it 31 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,540 ends up one of three ways. 32 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:01,680 Crying, getting sick, or crying 33 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,920 and getting sick. 34 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,440 There was great success in the 35 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,990 London Marathon this week for 36 00:01:05,990 --> 00:01:07,740 Cambejo Babaleko of Mandubu. 37 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,210 I managed to get myself a place 38 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:09,880 in the race. 39 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:10,620 Well, this is it. 40 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,600 The start of the London Marathon. 41 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,220 Sponsored by Virgin. 42 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:17,550 I wonder if any of these other 43 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:19,580 runners are virgins. 44 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:20,700 Now, there it matters. 45 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,160 That would be nice to know. 46 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,560 Look at this. 47 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,240 Have you not fucking heard of 48 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:25,760 bins? 49 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,980 Little books. 50 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:29,560 A lovely old boat there. 51 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:32,640 I wonder what that was used for. 52 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,100 Probably for bringing back tea. 53 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:35,920 Or slaves. 54 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,380 Oh god, I'm fucked. 55 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,080 Bucket. 56 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:39,840 Bucket. 57 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,420 How are you, Francis? 58 00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:45,800 How are you? 59 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,460 How are you petting? 60 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:48,220 Do you want to go for pints? 61 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:49,900 It's half nine in the morning, 62 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:50,580 Francis. 63 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,220 And? 64 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,260 What about? 65 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:55,220 There's a housing crisis in 66 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:56,100 Ireland. 67 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,400 Unscrupulous landlords are 68 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,720 charging an arm and a fucking 69 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,260 leg for houses that you wouldn't 70 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,740 even put a fucking hobbit's dog 71 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:02,100 in. 72 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:03,940 So we've been tipped off about 73 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,550 a lad called Johnny's renting 74 00:02:05,550 --> 00:02:07,010 out his fucking gaff for two 75 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:08,560 and a half grand a month. 76 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:10,480 How are you getting on? 77 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,680 Uh, Johnny, is it? 78 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,460 Johnny, that's right. 79 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:13,810 Uh, Francis, I'm just here 80 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:14,940 about the ad on Daft. 81 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:15,560 How come out? 82 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:15,980 How come out? 83 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,800 I want to find out just how low 84 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,550 these landlords will sink to 85 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:20,800 make a few pound. 86 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:21,690 And that's going to take 87 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:22,860 something a bit different. 88 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,520 Sorry I'm late. 89 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:27,280 Not a worry. 90 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:28,780 Not a worry, says Johnny. 91 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,320 Despite the fact I'm quite 92 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,920 clearly a boom boom boy. 93 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,760 The traffic was fucking mental. 94 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:35,160 It's not great, is it? 95 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:36,040 This is the kitchen. 96 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,160 It's very nice. 97 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,060 Is this electric? 98 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,500 Oh, electric cooker there. 99 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,840 It's only new, like. 100 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,100 I'm going to be holding a few 101 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:42,660 meetings. 102 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:43,860 I have a group of lads. 103 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,810 They come around, like, you 104 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:45,040 know. 105 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:46,520 A game of cars or that, yeah? 106 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:47,590 Well, you know, a bit of 107 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:49,040 plotting, a bit of scheming. 108 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:50,590 Let's just say the work we do, 109 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:52,140 it's explosive, Johnny. 110 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:52,740 Is that okay? 111 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,220 What's your place like? 112 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,620 It's your place like. 113 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,520 Fucking hell. 114 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,560 It was time for hint number two. 115 00:02:58,620 --> 00:02:59,380 I'll give a stove here. 116 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,340 Come here, I'll show you the 117 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:00,720 stove. 118 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,140 I can't go near naked flames. 119 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:03,270 How'd you have an accident or 120 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:03,660 that? 121 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,210 Uh, well, let's just say you 122 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:07,040 play with fire or you get burnt. 123 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,770 Or you bloody blow up, in my 124 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:09,340 case. 125 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:10,430 We have a look at the bedroom 126 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:10,980 anyways. 127 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,300 Yeah, no bother. 128 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,320 Yeah, that's great. 129 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,260 Will you take cash? 130 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:18,400 Johnny Cash is king. 131 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,640 Johnny Cash is king. 132 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,150 I had him on camera, agreeing 133 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:22,410 to rent out a gaff to a boom 134 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,080 boom boy. 135 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,330 Now it was time to see how 136 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,360 ashamed he'd be. 137 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,340 There is one more thing. 138 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:27,700 I am Isis. 139 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:28,620 Yeah. 140 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,060 How's that play out? 141 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,670 Oh, yeah, you can be Peter Pan 142 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,580 for all I care. 143 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:33,600 You pay the fucking rent, who 144 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,200 gives a fuck? 145 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,020 Sound out. 146 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,420 I'll see you in fucking Neverland, 147 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:36,700 so. 148 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:37,280 Hey. 149 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:38,280 Good luck.