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Did you see they dug up a load

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of pots and cups there from

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Greece? And weren't people

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riding on them?

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Mmm. I'd like to eat a sandwich

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off that plate. I wouldn't mind

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having a little drinking out of

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that water jug. Eh?

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Suppose if you were a young

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fella back in the day and you

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wanted to let off a bit of

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steam, just open the kitchen

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press.

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Hey presto. Hardcore riding.

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Bad crack over in Romania as a

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child has fallen down a well.

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And as you can see, a lot of

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concerned citizens. A shed door

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is being brought to the scene

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of the crime. Who knows what

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that's going to be used for.

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Where were the fucking parents,

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man? I'd have called up social

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services if I were there.

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Then again, it's Romania, so

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you probably look in the phone

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book for social services, but

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you wouldn't find it.

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Because that concept has never

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existed in Romania. Bit of

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crack. Fun and games. Over in

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Mexico.

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Wey! Pylon! Apparently it's to

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do with religion.

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A theory I have. I mean, I know

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about religion has a good side

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to it as well. Like, you know,

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benefits to be had.

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But if the messiah was to

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return, at this moment, this

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time, in this place, and he saw

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that, would he say, "Fair

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enough"?

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Or would he say, "Fuck it, you

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know what? I might just give it

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a miss. I might come back later."

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You fucking lunatics. Today, an

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advert from Mace, which has

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struck fear into the hearts of

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many up and down the country,

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and we're about to see why.

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What's that? Who designed that?

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Who signed off on that one?

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Or coming out of that one? Um,

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and again, look at the dance.

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I mean, Mace are probably

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thinking, "Well, we've done our

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job. We've got you talking

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about it."

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That's fair enough, Mace, but

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listen, you're not gonna get

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away without a bollockin' here.

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It's cuntish. And it's scary.

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And it's strange. And I'm just

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gonna go out on a limb, Mace.

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It's wrong. What you've done is

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wrong.

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What you've done is wrong

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sessions that shook the world

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with Choo Choo Magoo Goo.

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Hey, that was the thing about

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Hitler, like, you know, he was

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always down for the sesh.

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We were on a stag out in Berlin,

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south from the boys.

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What's been like 45?

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He bumped into Hitler anyway.

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He was going, there's no more

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late bears now because the

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Soviets are closing into the

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fucking town, like, you know

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what I mean?

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She wanted to come back to a gaff.

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Down the bunker anyway.

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The boys were fucking blitzkrieg.

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The boys were fucking blitzkrieg.

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The boys were doing shots down

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the back, like.

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Psyneid and coke.

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Few sore heads a day after that,

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hey.

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Few sore heads a day after that,

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hey.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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One lad was fucking in there, a

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group of boys, like, backing

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him up.

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He was giving out about Hitler,

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like, you know.

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You could see Hitler had

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fucking heard.

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Hitler was like, who's this

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fucking Clinton fucking child

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about me, like, I'm putting him

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up.

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It all went quiet, like, what

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does your man fucking throw on

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the table?

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Fucking bag of mischief, man.

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Fucking bag of mischief, man.

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Lads were fucking having out

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Gestapo lines on the table and

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getting all right wing about.

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He let us crash at the bunker.

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We got up the next day and we

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couldn't see him, you know.

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There was a big bonfire out the

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back.

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Worm the hands.

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Back to fucking Galway, you

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know.