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He brought the Olympics to sake,

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and he likes playing hockey.

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Vladimir Putin. Technically, he's

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my boss.

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Why never let that get in the

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way of unbiased reportage? And

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here he is making a glorious

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dribble to finish what is the

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greatest goal ever scored on

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ice by man. What a legend.

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Thanks for the job, Vlad. Do

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you mind if I call you dad?

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Stephen Fry was under

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investigation by Irish police

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this week for making blasphemous

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statements on a show which

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aired two years ago.

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Ireland's constitution bans

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blasphemy and offenders can

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face a 25 grand fine for any

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abusive or insulting language

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directed at God.

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The case was dropped, but not

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before RTE tried to cash in by

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repeating the program.

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The God who created this

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universe, if it was created by

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God, is quite clearly a lovely

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man, utter gentleman, totally

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selfless.

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What kind of God is he? It's

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perfectly apparent that he is

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selfless, utterly nice.

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There's a new train in town,

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and it's going from China all

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the way to Britain non-stop

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exporting the latest Chinese

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goods.

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Maybe they should export some

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of that smog so they can

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breathe a bit better.

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Or if it's coming back from

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Europe, they could import some

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fresh air.

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How are you getting on?

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How are you doing a bit of

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videoing?

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Yeah, yeah.

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You doing a bit of videoing?

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Yeah, we're just doing a bit of

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videoing for world news.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You doing a bit of videoing?

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Yeah, we're just getting some

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stuff for the world news, you

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know. Russia, Russia today.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Do you know Russia today?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I do, yeah, I do.

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Putin.

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He was meddling in the

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elections.

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Local elections?

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Local elections, yeah.

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What form did this meddling

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take?

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Hackers, computers and the like,

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you know.

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How do you mean they hacked the

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computers?

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They got into the Google and

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did the elections through that.

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How do you mean?

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The Russians, they're prodigious

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minds when it comes to

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computers.

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So they manipulate them.

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How are you, Johnny?

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That Putin is good on the

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computers.

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Marine Le Pen in that election,

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she was down in Galway talking

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to a French girl, Ian.

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And she said that she'd never

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vote for Le Pen.

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No?

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No.

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Why not?

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She said she's a Nazi.

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Now they are gone.

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Kasabian are set to release

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their sixth studio album

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despite only really having one

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song which did alright at the

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time.

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The one that goes na-na-na-na-na-na.

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

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In any case, the band remain

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modest about their latest stab

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at popular music.

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The groove is irresistible.

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I think that's like the-

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It's like the late 70s groove,

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innit?

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You know that-

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Yeah.

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We've all been there.

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Is that right, Serge?

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We've all been to the late 70s,

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yeah?

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Quick look at your Wikipedia

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says that you were born in 1980.

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My verdict?

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You've never been there.

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Shocking scenes in the former

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Soviet enclave of Kinnikistan

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as the country executes its

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elderly to pave way for new

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blood.

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What harm have I done?

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What harm have I done?

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As the woman.

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As she and her husband are

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forced to wave and smile at the

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cameras.

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Before being dropped from 200

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meters to smash against an

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opposing cliff.

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Like some kind of geriatric

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conqueror.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the torment.

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This is after all just another

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day in Kinnikistan.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.

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The evil Colonel Volgen laughs

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at the end of the night.