1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,150 I am a snake who likes to play 2 00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:12,670 games. I am a snake, my name is 3 00:00:12,670 --> 00:00:19,480 not James. I am a snake who 4 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:25,000 likes to play games. 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:36,080 I am a snake who likes to play 6 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:44,340 games. I am a snake who likes 7 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:48,000 to play games. 8 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,710 I am a snake who likes to play 9 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:59,930 games. I am a snake who likes 10 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:06,630 to play games. I am a snake, my 11 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:11,000 name is not James. 12 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 My name is not James. 13 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,380 I am a snake who likes to play 14 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:23,000 games. 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,670 I am a snake who likes to play 16 00:01:29,670 --> 00:01:32,000 games. 17 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,190 I am a snake who likes to play 18 00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:41,000 games. 19 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,380 I am a snake who likes to play 20 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:51,000 games. 21 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 How are you now? 22 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Welcome to the games. 23 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Is the stream okay? 24 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,290 Is the quality of the stream 25 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,000 okay? Is it? 26 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,240 I am a snake who likes to play 27 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,000 games. 28 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,440 I am a snake who likes to play 29 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,000 games. 30 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Not too bad Malachy White. 31 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 She is cutting fine. 32 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Thanks very much Anthony. 33 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Your help has not gone unnoticed. 34 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Pop out chat. 35 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,590 I just want to get the pop out 36 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:42,000 chat going. 37 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Quality stream. Michael Owens. 38 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Brian Carley is in the house. 39 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Paul McManus is after you. 40 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I sell bleach is after you. 41 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Jimmy fucking McGlynn. 42 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Had so much to do. 43 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,540 And we'll have to watch this 44 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:07,000 now. 45 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Cleona Rose at work. 46 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Fair play to you. 47 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Liquor on the ceiling by. 48 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Look at. 49 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,910 We're going to be playing 50 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,000 fucking Resident Evil 2. 51 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 It's a classic. 52 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 It's an absolute. 53 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Bona Fide. 54 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Classic. 55 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Bonerized. 56 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 You're going to get boners. 57 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Even the girls. 58 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 If there are female viewers. 59 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Boners will happen. 60 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 And. 61 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,440 I tell you about Resident Evil 62 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,000 2 now. 63 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,370 There were a lot of zombies in 64 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,000 the game. 65 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 You see. 66 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 It was the fucking Japanese. 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 That made them you know. 68 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,010 No one from Prince Nazeem Hamid 69 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:12,000 own. 70 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I haven't seen him in a while. 71 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Yes Eric. 72 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,390 I am looking forward to the 73 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:23,000 remake. 74 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 In fact. 75 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,500 I want to tell you something 76 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,000 Eric. 77 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 I'm playing this game. 78 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Because. 79 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I want to. 80 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Rejig the memory. 81 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Before the remake comes out. 82 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:39,600 The Japanese must have been yoked 83 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,000 out of it. 84 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 When they made this thing. 85 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Maybe they were. 86 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I sell bleach. 87 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,930 I'm not particularly sure what 88 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:49,000 the drug culture is over there. 89 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 In Japanese. 90 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:53,000 But. 91 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Um. 92 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:55,400 They do like their horror 93 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,000 anyway. 94 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Their horror. 95 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Their horror boys aren't they. 96 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Silent Hill and the boys. 97 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 I'd play Silent Hill only. 98 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,520 That's more psychological 99 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,000 horror. 100 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 This. 101 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,000 This. 102 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,680 You can just like kill zombies 103 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,000 all day long in this. 104 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,150 We're going... Hey. Do you ever 105 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,000 fucking shoot zombies in the 106 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,060 head, man? I was down in 107 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:24,040 fucking Raccoon. I was down in 108 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,430 Raccoon City the last day, hey. 109 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:28,840 Myself and fucking Timmy Mallet. 110 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,830 It was Timmy Mallet's fucking 111 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:35,060 39th times 3. He's fucked now. 112 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,500 Yeah, he had the hammer out 113 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,310 with him, like. He brought the 114 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:39,580 hammer out with him. 115 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:43,340 Load of old, uh... Load of old 116 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:45,630 zomboses. Fucking deep vein 117 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:47,620 zomboses, like, you know? 118 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:51,100 Reading the chat out, you're a 119 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,540 dark horse, says sane man. 120 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:57,790 Well, just waiting for the shit 121 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:00,740 to build up, you know? I don't 122 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,650 know who... Everyone seems to 123 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:03,990 be at work, so I don't know 124 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:05,590 whether or not to just fucking 125 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:07,050 plow on like an old little plow 126 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:07,700 horse. 127 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,230 Or shall I wait for it to build 128 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:11,440 up and advertise it or 129 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,260 something? I'm not sure. 130 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,940 Johnny Schlick. 131 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,440 Johnny Schlick. 132 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,180 I'm here, can we start, says 133 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:32,640 Zambo. 134 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:37,840 Fair enough, Zambo. 135 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,340 We'll get there lit. 136 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:41,600 We'll get there lit. 137 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:42,900 And you'd want to watch out as 138 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:43,320 well. 139 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:44,660 There's one thing I want to 140 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:46,240 tell you about, um... 141 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,380 Resident Evil 2. 142 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,140 Is that there's a fair amount... 143 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:52,510 There's a fair amount of 144 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:54,080 fucking bad cunts in it. 145 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,760 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 146 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:56,660 What you gonna do? 147 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:57,820 What you gonna do when they 148 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:58,560 come for you? 149 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,760 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 150 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:00,760 What you gonna do? 151 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:01,980 What you gonna do when they 152 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:02,760 come for you? 153 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,760 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 154 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,760 What you gonna do? 155 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:13,860 What you gonna do when they 156 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:14,560 come for you? 157 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,760 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 158 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,760 What you gonna do? 159 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:17,980 What you gonna do when they 160 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:18,760 come for you? 161 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 162 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:20,960 What you gonna do? 163 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:21,560 What you gonna do when they 164 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:21,960 come for you? 165 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 166 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,570 What you gonna do when they 167 00:07:23,570 --> 00:07:23,960 come for you? 168 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:24,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 169 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:25,560 What you gonna do when they 170 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:25,960 come for you? 171 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:26,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 172 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:27,670 What you gonna do when they 173 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:27,960 come for you? 174 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:28,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 175 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:29,560 What you gonna do when they 176 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:29,960 come for you? 177 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:30,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 178 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,670 What you gonna do when they 179 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:31,960 come for you? 180 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:32,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 181 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,560 What you gonna do when they 182 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:33,960 come for you? 183 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 184 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,180 What you gonna do when they 185 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:36,960 come for you? 186 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:37,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 187 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:38,560 What you gonna do when they 188 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:38,960 come for you? 189 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:39,960 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 190 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:44,090 Bad cunts, bad cunts, what you 191 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:44,500 gonna do? 192 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:45,660 What you gonna do when they 193 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:46,420 come for you? 194 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:47,910 Bad cunts, bad cunts, what you 195 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:48,540 gonna do? 196 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,740 What you gonna do when they 197 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:50,480 come for you? 198 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,900 Right, seamless. 199 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,480 Thanks, Dog's Cast. 200 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:00,770 Do you like, do you know that 201 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:01,860 there's a lad uptown called 202 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,180 Chromecast, have you met him? 203 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:07,300 Chromecast Dunleavy. 204 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,770 Chromecast Dunleavy's going out 205 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:11,500 the weekend. 206 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:13,320 Do you wanna come for a look? 207 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,600 Very hollow notes. 208 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:26,420 I made that on the old GarageBand. 209 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:28,920 Don't know how to use Ableton, 210 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:29,560 hey. 211 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,240 Right, we'll get this bad boy 212 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,400 started. 213 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,340 Play the game. 214 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,320 Leave the chit-chat to Lorraine. 215 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,550 Sane man's awful fucking juicy 216 00:08:40,550 --> 00:08:41,340 isn't he? 217 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,890 Here we go. Resident Evil 2. Released 218 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:48,920 in 1998. 219 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:50,960 Yeah. 220 00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:57,740 A scary game. 221 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,440 Made by the Japanese. I'm sure 222 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,470 Kevin Kilban will have 223 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:03,940 something to say about that. 224 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,360 I've heard he's lurking. 225 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:10,350 We can only go normal or easy. 226 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,860 There is no hard mode. Maybe I 227 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,280 have to complete it and then I 228 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,080 can hit the hard mode, you know? 229 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,080 But wait till you hear this now. 230 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,810 This is what we've all come to 231 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,380 hear. 232 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,220 Itonic. Itonic. Itonic. Itonic. 233 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:28,320 Iconic intro voiceover. It's 234 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,560 iconic. Get ready for this. 235 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:35,120 Resident Evil 2. 236 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,100 Fucking scared out of it, man. 237 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:40,260 Let's go. Story time. 238 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:40,340 Story time. 239 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,440 A bizarre incident occurred in 240 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,370 the outskirts of an American 241 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:55,520 suburb called Raccoon City. 242 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:58,270 It was later revealed that the 243 00:09:58,270 --> 00:10:00,800 terrible disaster had been 244 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,200 caused by the T-Virus. 245 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:04,880 A mutagenic toxin created by 246 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,260 the International Enterprise Umbrella 247 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:08,320 Incorporated. 248 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,120 For use of bioweapon experience. 249 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:11,740 Very much. 250 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:11,740 Very much. 251 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:13,560 The Raccoon City Police 252 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,130 Department's Special Stars Unit 253 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:19,140 immediately began investigation. 254 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:26,330 But the Umbrella Corporation's 255 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:32,210 experiments were far from 256 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:34,660 finish. 257 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:41,560 Here we go. Leon Kepti. Where's 258 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,420 it, Claire? 259 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,520 We're playing the Leon disc. 260 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,060 No, we're playing Claire, is it? 261 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,280 Claire's got the fucking... 262 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,320 The squad car. 263 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,400 Oh, it's Leon. It's Leon. 264 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,170 Claire had the bike. Claire had 265 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:06,620 the bike. 266 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,180 What have we got here? 267 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:10,380 Wow. 268 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:14,700 Looks like a dead fucker. 269 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,080 Guys are maniac. Why'd he bite 270 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:20,600 me? 271 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:28,360 Guys, I'm a maniac. Why'd he 272 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,020 bite me? 273 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:46,120 Are you scared? What a mess. 274 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,280 Are you scared yet? 275 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,620 What could have done this? 276 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,660 What was that? 277 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:58,720 What are these things? 278 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:08,180 Mad cunts. 279 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:08,180 Mad cunts. 280 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,460 No! 281 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:20,800 What's up with that guy? That 282 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,520 was a clean hit. 283 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,900 That was a clean hit. 284 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,360 We're running out of ammo here. 285 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,360 Wait! Don't shoot! 286 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:33,940 Get down! 287 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,190 We can't stay out here. Head to 288 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:40,640 the police station. It'll be a 289 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,280 lot safer. 290 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:49,280 There! 291 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:59,460 Nice bit of exposition coming 292 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:02,240 our way now. 293 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,320 Going on. I arrived in town and 294 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,240 the whole place went insane. 295 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,500 The radio's out. 296 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,180 You're a cop, right? 297 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,040 Yeah. First day on the job. 298 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:13,740 What about it, man? 299 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,240 Nice to meet you. 300 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,720 Mine's Claire. Claire Redfield. 301 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,640 Sister of Chris. 302 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,140 Chris. 303 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:20,640 Chris. 304 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,140 Chris. 305 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:21,640 Chris. 306 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Chris. 307 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Chris. 308 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Chris. 309 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Chris. 310 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Chris. 311 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 312 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 313 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 314 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 315 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 316 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 317 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 318 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 319 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 320 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 321 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 322 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 323 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 324 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 325 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 326 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 327 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 328 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Chris. 329 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,640 Chris. 330 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:23,640 Chris. 331 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Chris. 332 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Chris. 333 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Chris. 334 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Chris. 335 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Chris. 336 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,640 Chris. 337 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:26,640 Chris. 338 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:26,640 Chris. 339 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,640 Chris. 340 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:27,640 Hey. 341 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,640 Hey. 342 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,640 Could you open the glove box? 343 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,640 Sure. 344 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,640 . 345 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,640 There's a gun inside. 346 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,640 Chris. 347 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,640 There's a gun inside. 348 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,640 Side. 349 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640 Better take it with you. 350 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:45,320 The old taxiing job isn't going 351 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:52,100 so well for Leon is it? 352 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,100 Huh? 353 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:57,100 You okay? 354 00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,100 Still in one piece. 355 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:15,100 The zombie did look like Leon. 356 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,100 Next to America. 357 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,420 They couldn't have corrected 358 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:19,100 that. 359 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:25,620 Claire! Leon! I'm okay. Head to 360 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,270 the station. I'll meet you 361 00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:29,260 there. Okay. 362 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:35,740 He made a right fuck up of that 363 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:40,400 now, to be fair. 364 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,170 They were parted by an unescapable 365 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:47,790 destiny. This is just the 366 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,290 beginning of their worst 367 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:50,640 nightmare, hey? 368 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,560 Right, here we go, man. Dualshock 369 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,690 version. Let's get the hell out 370 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:58,580 of this... this zone. 371 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,620 Resident Evil 2. We've just 372 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,080 crashed uptown. 373 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,000 We went into town for a look. 374 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,900 It turns out the whole place is 375 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,900 riddled with fucking deep vein 376 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,000 thromb... zombosis. 377 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,120 Fuck. All the cops are fucking... 378 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,420 blue-lammin'. 379 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,370 All the guards have gone insane, 380 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,310 man. There was a guard trying 381 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,890 to munch on my neckline. 382 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,640 Thought I was a snack box that 383 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,320 could. 384 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,800 Freeze! 385 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,310 Who are you? What are you doing 386 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,040 here? 387 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,580 Who are you? What are you doing 388 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:41,040 here? 389 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,040 Hold your fire! I'm a human! 390 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,040 Hold your fire! I'm a human! 391 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:48,540 I'm a human! 392 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,280 Sorry about that. 393 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,280 I thought you were one of them. 394 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,900 What's going on in this town? 395 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:03,280 Hold on. 396 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,280 I don't have a clue. 397 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,100 By the time I noticed something 398 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,920 was wrong, the entire city was 399 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,520 infested with zombies. 400 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,990 Well, I'll just have a look 401 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,880 around your stupid shop, will I? 402 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:21,680 You stay by the door there. I'm 403 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,760 sure everything's gonna be okay. 404 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:25,730 I might take... I'll help 405 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,760 myself to some bullets there. 406 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,260 Yes. 407 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,260 I will take the handgun bullets. 408 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,600 Cobra Toxin. 409 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,890 Let's kill a piece of Cobra Toxin 410 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:39,460 now. 411 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,700 Now, if I kill these zombies, I 412 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,230 can pick up an old shotgun off 413 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:47,960 your man. 414 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:53,150 This is the real game, and now, 415 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:58,530 back when games were real games, 416 00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:00,560 you know? 417 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,000 They had an old beginning, 418 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,120 middle, and end. 419 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,120 None of this online shite. 420 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,320 Good luck. 421 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,360 Good luck. 422 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:13,840 Good luck. 423 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,960 Good luck. 424 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,000 Good luck. 425 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Good luck. 426 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,120 Good luck. 427 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:16,120 Good luck. 428 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,120 Good luck. 429 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:17,560 Good luck. 430 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,440 Good luck. 431 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:18,960 Good luck. 432 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,520 See you later. 433 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,040 You don't like that, do you? 434 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,380 You didn't like those bullets, 435 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,200 did you? 436 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,700 Do you want a bullet in the shkoo 437 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,360 hay? 438 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,880 You're the fucking undead man. 439 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,780 Get out of my garage shop. 440 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,270 Get out of the gun shop, you daft, 441 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:37,300 you daft undead bastard. 442 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,860 Get the fuck out. 443 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,200 See you later. 444 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,980 You picked on the wrong rookie 445 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:44,680 cop man. 446 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,760 First day out of, just out of 447 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,260 Templemore hay. 448 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,120 And you think I'm gonna fucking 449 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,040 play games. 450 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,470 I just graduated out of Templemore 451 00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:55,440 there. 452 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,920 Flying colors job. 453 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,400 I was posted in Raccoon City 454 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,580 out in Cavan. 455 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,920 Place was fucking riddled with 456 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,020 the undead. 457 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,960 He shtap breathing hay. 458 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,520 I might just take his fucking 459 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,300 Remington. 460 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:16,000 Bullet points. 461 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,140 He was keeping a close eye on 462 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,800 things. 463 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,060 Your man's fucked hay. 464 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,180 He was meant to be keeping a 465 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,040 close eye on things. 466 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,620 And he's fucked it up. 467 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:34,740 Yeah. 468 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,740 Thanks, snorting loudly. 469 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:50,820 Longford Town. 470 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:54,060 Where have you gone? 471 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,380 We're in Longford today, boys. 472 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,790 Today's game is brought to you 473 00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:58,860 from Longford Town. 474 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,870 Japanese in 1998 decided to 475 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,810 make a game based on what 476 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,960 happened when they went on 477 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,000 holiday to Longford. 478 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,820 Kendo's Gun Shop is after you. 479 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,210 Now, this is called a little- 480 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,310 this is called the alleyway 481 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:20,860 special. 482 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:25,860 One in the kiss. 483 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,420 Two in the piss. 484 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,320 Three in the chest. 485 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,000 One in your gut. 486 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,760 Another in the shoulder. 487 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,580 One in the fucking neck. 488 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,140 Another one in your kisser, is 489 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:37,460 it? 490 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,580 What about your cranium? 491 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,200 You should be dead by now. 492 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,460 In fact, you are dead. 493 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,040 You scum. 494 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,660 Get to sleep, you dead scum. 495 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,930 This guy thinks I'm a fucking 496 00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,940 spice bag. 497 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,270 He's trying to have a little 498 00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:56,000 nibble on me. 499 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:57,840 He's getting up again. 500 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,060 That's the last one we'll see 501 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,140 of him now. 502 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,300 Hopefully he goes back home. 503 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:10,440 Get the bowie out. 504 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,690 We'll see- oh fuck, here we go 505 00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:13,300 man. 506 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,900 Oh no, I'm sorry. 507 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:15,620 Please. 508 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,260 Please, please. 509 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,240 I'm sorry guard. 510 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,620 Oh no, guard. 511 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:26,900 Please. 512 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,080 I wasn't causing any trouble. 513 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,860 I was just a 10 spot guard. 514 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,300 Please. 515 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:31,500 Oh no. 516 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:32,980 Don't do it man. 517 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,060 Please. 518 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:35,120 I don't want to go back. 519 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,020 Mary Devon said she'd put me 520 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:37,860 away man. 521 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,200 No. 522 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,240 Good luck. 523 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,440 Best be off man. 524 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:44,820 Hey, best get away now. 525 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:45,940 Is there any chance of an 526 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,660 escape car? 527 00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:49,780 Any escape routes go? 528 00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,040 Shoot the dog. 529 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,020 There is no dog, is there? 530 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,120 Alright, I get it. 531 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,280 I get the reference. 532 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,100 Your man killed the dogging. 533 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,900 That was a bad one, wasn't it? 534 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,060 That was a bad doings that the, 535 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,590 uh, the canine got from the 536 00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:23,500 guard. 537 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:26,870 Guardie Shea Kana, canine 538 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,560 division. 539 00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,370 And then down here man, let's 540 00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:30,780 go. 541 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:33,320 This one's fucked. 542 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:37,850 1998, back in the day when 543 00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:41,660 graphics weren't afraid to be 544 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:43,420 graphics. 545 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:46,780 Good luck. 546 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:47,960 See you later. 547 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,180 Going out later are you? 548 00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,060 Not anymore hey. 549 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,120 Let's. 550 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,750 Are you going to that, going to 551 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,140 that nightclub later? 552 00:21:57,980 --> 00:21:58,280 The nightclub, the nightclub 553 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,080 called the graveyard. 554 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,320 How are you buck? 555 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,240 Do you want to come fishing? 556 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:07,540 Do you want to come fishing 557 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,240 with me, do you? 558 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,420 I'm going down the river. 559 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:11,420 I'm going down the river. 560 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:13,540 The river of death. 561 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,400 How are you getting on? 562 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:17,840 How are you getting on you? 563 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,340 Your shirt, your shirt needs a 564 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,360 bit of a wash man. 565 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:22,500 You'd want to fucking wash that 566 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,200 shirt. 567 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,880 You'd want to wash that shirt. 568 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,330 While I shoot you in the head 569 00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:28,760 hey. 570 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,880 Have you any dads have you? 571 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:35,000 No. 572 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,240 That's a nice bit of damage isn't 573 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:38,520 it? 574 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:40,590 We've got another, there's 575 00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:43,010 another contender shuffling our 576 00:22:43,010 --> 00:22:43,600 way. 577 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,600 Time to get out the old fucking 578 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,100 Remy, the David Bowie situation. 579 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,750 Fucking David Bowie, you're 580 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:52,800 fucking head off man. 581 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,480 See ya. 582 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,300 Wouldn't want to be ya. 583 00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,660 Poor bucking lost the head. 584 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:03,600 Stay to this fucking alleyway 585 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,820 man. 586 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,360 It stinks. 587 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,400 It stinks. 588 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,020 The alleyway stank man. 589 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,640 Look at that guy at the table. 590 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,620 Someone spiked his drink. 591 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,500 Someone spiked his drink with 592 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,920 rat poison. 593 00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:30,420 Fuck. 594 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,540 See ya later. 595 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,570 Bit of a fucking feeding frenzy 596 00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:35,780 going on. 597 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,040 Andrew Keneally. 598 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,820 Metal Gear will come in good 599 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:40,400 time. 600 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,100 I promise. 601 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:52,100 Stay to this one. 602 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,040 Guten tag. 603 00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,880 Was there a jab is it? 604 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,740 Oh shit. 605 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,040 Anything going here no? 606 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,650 Any bullets going around here 607 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:13,200 is there? 608 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,160 Fuck it. 609 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:23,830 Tuned in all the way from 610 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,080 Iceland. 611 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:25,920 Big fan. 612 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,300 Thank you very much All Star 613 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:27,980 Pictures. 614 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:29,560 It's very nice to have ya. 615 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:34,400 Octagon. 616 00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:35,580 Fuck. 617 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:39,740 We've no aid. 618 00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:40,680 We've no aid. 619 00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:43,210 We're gonna need to fucking shwump 620 00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:44,180 out of here man. 621 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:45,940 Get some first aid. 622 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,200 Are there any first aid plants 623 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,060 around? 624 00:24:51,060 --> 00:25:01,020 I can't believe it man. 625 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,440 And I'd fucking believe it. 626 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:10,880 I can't believe it. 627 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,840 He was on bus. 628 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:12,940 He thought he was doing alright. 629 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,750 He really thought he was doing 630 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:15,080 alright. 631 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,080 But there's a lack of. 632 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,240 There's a distinct lack of 633 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,740 concentration going on here. 634 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,680 And he's talking away. 635 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,760 I think he was looking to see 636 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,000 if anybody had chipped in. 637 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,980 And he let someone eat him. 638 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,660 He's got no health on him at 639 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,180 all. 640 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,580 He doesn't know what he's doing. 641 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,100 He ran into one cop. 642 00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:35,160 And then he ran away into 643 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,260 another person as well. 644 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:38,400 He just bit him on his. 645 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:38,940 On his. 646 00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,560 On his collarbone. 647 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,180 And as you can see. 648 00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:43,440 It was like a vicious. 649 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,500 Gang mauling. 650 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:46,700 He just got. 651 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:48,390 He got eaten to death by the 652 00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:49,240 Gardaí. 653 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,400 By the Gardaí Sheer Corner. 654 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,600 Which I believe. 655 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,020 Is what they call the police in 656 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:54,620 Ireland. 657 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,180 But that's something you learn 658 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,360 on training ground. 659 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,480 When I slither home after a 660 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,980 hard day out in the fields. 661 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:05,200 There's nothing I like more 662 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,510 than lashing a few shtickings 663 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,640 into the fireplace. 664 00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:09,640 And setting fire to them. 665 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:10,780 Be careful not to burn your 666 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:11,660 hands like I did. 667 00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:12,870 While I'm waiting for that baby 668 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:13,520 to get going. 669 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,420 I do a few rolls on the ground. 670 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:17,600 And a few reptilious repetitions. 671 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,340 Just to get the blood flowing. 672 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:21,180 Once those flames are licking 673 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:21,740 high. 674 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,300 It's time to shtick your coal 675 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:23,820 in it. 676 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,500 You can generate extra draftaj. 677 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,560 By using your gooch as a waft. 678 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,320 Now all that's left is to sit 679 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:31,920 back. 680 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,210 And warm your sack by the 681 00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:33,820 flames. 682 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,720 This message was brought to you. 683 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,460 By Firelighters. 684 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,240 It was a f*** up. 685 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,280 It was a big time f*** up guys. 686 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,700 And we're gonna have to try and. 687 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,950 We're gonna have to try and get 688 00:26:48,950 --> 00:26:49,600 this going. 689 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:51,240 Big shtile okay. 690 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:52,700 I'm sorry about that. 691 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,240 Thanks for the tip. 692 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,740 I'll buy a hype with that. 693 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:56,440 Jay Magoo. 694 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:57,100 Thank you. 695 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,660 Thank you very much for that. 696 00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,440 And I gotta say Jay Magoo. 697 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,590 You've greatly enhanced your 698 00:27:02,590 --> 00:27:03,740 reputation. 699 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,220 With that five euro donation. 700 00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,040 One second now. 701 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,920 One second now. 702 00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:16,880 One second now. 703 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,130 This is gonna take some expert 704 00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:18,660 dodging. 705 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,510 I'm not gonna let what happened 706 00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:21,880 to me last time happen again. 707 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:22,700 Okay? 708 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,020 Just cannot happen. 709 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,260 Thanks for the tip. 710 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,600 I'll buy a pipe with that. 711 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,560 Thank you very much. 712 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,720 Pa- Padgj. 713 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,340 I wanna tell you. 714 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,600 I wanna tell you something 715 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,380 about Padgj. 716 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,220 The f***ing man of substance. 717 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:38,840 What are you doing here? 718 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,360 A real sweet dreamer of a dude. 719 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,240 Hold your fire. 720 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,160 I'm a human. 721 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,200 It's very nice. 722 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,320 Thank you very much. 723 00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:47,980 Schnoctopus. 724 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:52,360 It was never your intention, 725 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,900 Schnoctopus, to watch the 726 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:56,460 stream of Resident Evil 2 on a 727 00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:57,600 Friday afternoon. 728 00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,120 What you wanted. 729 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,820 What's going on in this town? 730 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,160 This is what you got. 731 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,240 And you still put the hand in 732 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:04,880 the pocket? 733 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:05,740 Yeah. 734 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,280 Anonymous is after you. 735 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:11,070 The entire city was infested 736 00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:11,560 with zombies. 737 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,640 Thank you very much, Anonymous. 738 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:15,370 Did you steal those speed 739 00:28:15,370 --> 00:28:17,480 dealer glasses? 740 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,500 They still have the zip tie on. 741 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,620 I think you nicked them from a 742 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:21,480 petrol station. 743 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,260 Well, I didn't. 744 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:24,880 I didn't. 745 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:25,680 Yeah. 746 00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:29,200 Patrick Conley's after you. 747 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:34,600 We can't let what happened last 748 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,420 time happen again. 749 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,630 I'm gonna be trying to speed 750 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:40,960 demon my way through this game 751 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,360 now. 752 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:42,680 To the point. 753 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,110 It feels like the whole half of 754 00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:48,140 the, uh, the shot into Huffing. 755 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,020 Ha ha ha. 756 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:50,720 Ha. 757 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,760 He's f***ed. 758 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,840 If you see your man, the shot 759 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,400 won. 760 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:55,880 He's f***ed. 761 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,660 You should have seen your man, 762 00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:01,600 the guy who runs the gun house. 763 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,160 He's f***ed. 764 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:08,200 I used to think there was stuff 765 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:13,780 over here I could pick up, but... 766 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,120 It seems not. 767 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,660 Look at these eejits. 768 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,780 One at a time, boys. 769 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,020 Single file, you cunts. 770 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:27,180 First in line. 771 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,720 First in line gets a bullet to 772 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,780 the brain skull. 773 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:33,660 Ah, yeah. 774 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:36,290 Sure, the zombies are f***ing 775 00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:37,460 piss easy. 776 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,020 You know? 777 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,380 I only f***ed up because I wasn't 778 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,040 paying attention. 779 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,400 I was looking at the bus to see 780 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,530 if the bus was going to be 781 00:29:44,530 --> 00:29:45,960 leaving for town again. 782 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:51,020 Get the f***ing... 783 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,490 Time for a bit of knifey-knifey, 784 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:53,040 I'd say. 785 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:55,100 Stab city job. 786 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:57,740 Good luck. 787 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:58,920 See you later. 788 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,240 Oh, Jesus. 789 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:04,540 Stemple. 790 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:06,120 That's his head gone. 791 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:08,580 His head was melded into a kind 792 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:11,460 of, uh, fucking paste. 793 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:13,960 Yeah. 794 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,220 Dinner for two. 795 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,900 Canceled, says Eamon Nolan. 796 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:17,600 Thank you. 797 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:18,900 Thank you so much, Eamon. 798 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,450 And Patrick Connolly, long time 799 00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:22,240 no see. 800 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:23,400 Take my money. 801 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,220 They're glad. 802 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:29,740 Patrick. 803 00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:32,540 I think I do believe it is 804 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:34,000 yourself, is it? 805 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,620 Old Pat, the rapper. 806 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,820 Hope you're doing well, Pat. 807 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,480 And I really appreciate that 808 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,620 one euro. 809 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,530 That's going towards a bag of 810 00:30:48,530 --> 00:30:49,700 coal later on to keep the 811 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,200 fucking fire burning. 812 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,120 I want to take the shotgun. 813 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,640 All the way to your head. 814 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,000 Thanks for the tip. 815 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,220 Steve Jennings is after you. 816 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,020 I'll buy a pint with that. 817 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:11,940 Right. 818 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,460 Let's do this speed run. 819 00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:15,660 Thanks very much, Steve Jennings. 820 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,940 I can't believe it's you, Steve. 821 00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:19,580 It's been so long since the 822 00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:21,200 last time I steved you. 823 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,480 New York Jetpack says last year 824 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,680 was the year of the Chinese. 825 00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,220 The Chinese year of the nonce. 826 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,740 Thank you very much, New York. 827 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,080 What year is it this year? 828 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,020 Or next? 829 00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:37,060 I don't know. 830 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:39,200 I don't know. 831 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,860 I think it could be the fucking... 832 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:44,580 The Japanese year of the snake. 833 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:47,540 We're all... 834 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,340 Hey, people are always going on 835 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,090 about the fucking Chinese year 836 00:31:51,090 --> 00:31:52,460 of the fucking rash. 837 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,710 But what you don't know is that 838 00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:57,940 the fucking Japanese year of 839 00:31:57,940 --> 00:32:00,660 the snake is ten times classer. 840 00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:04,090 They're celebrating the 841 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,830 Japanese year of the otter next 842 00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:06,620 Tuesday. 843 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,400 Are you coming into town for it? 844 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,620 David St. Patrick says, 845 00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:19,020 Resident Stephen. 846 00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:22,560 Sorry there. 847 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,920 It evokes an effeminate laugh, 848 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,200 Stephen. 849 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,640 I'm not fucking proud of us. 850 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:32,760 Hey. 851 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,830 I'm not fucking ashamed of us 852 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:35,660 either. 853 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,780 Resident Stephen. 854 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,500 Resident Stephen. 855 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,980 There we go, boys. 856 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,160 Guard the camera gaffer. 857 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,370 We have to wait for this clown 858 00:32:57,370 --> 00:32:59,680 to walk into my bullet path. 859 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,680 Yeah. 860 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:10,640 Pat. 861 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:10,640 Pat. 862 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,240 You are a piece of work. 863 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:14,880 The finest piece of work I've 864 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,580 ever seen. 865 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,090 Since Leonardo DiCaprio's Mona 866 00:33:18,090 --> 00:33:18,780 Lisa. 867 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,540 Starring Leonardo da Vinci. 868 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:24,760 And Baz Luhrmann. 869 00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:26,780 Did you see Baz Luhrmann's 870 00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:28,160 painting the Mona Lisa? 871 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,580 By Romeo. 872 00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,440 By Romeo Durkin. 873 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:31,980 Ha ha. 874 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:35,880 Oh fuck this shit man. 875 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:38,040 I'm sick of these boys. 876 00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:39,360 And I want to say Pat. 877 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:40,900 Thanks very much for that. 878 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,340 I hope you're having a great 879 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,380 Christmas year. 880 00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:44,940 So far so good. 881 00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,560 The presents haven't come down 882 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,600 the chimney yet. 883 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,170 But you gotta wait and pray for 884 00:33:49,170 --> 00:33:49,960 something. 885 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,850 I heard Sandy Claus is slacking 886 00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:54,800 off this year. 887 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,520 He's going on strike over in 888 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,960 France on Saturday. 889 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:03,740 Francis says, 890 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,940 Has there been no news worth 891 00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:05,960 making a world news for? 892 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:07,160 Well. 893 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,240 It probably has. 894 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:09,460 But. 895 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,330 I got a message that my channel 896 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,980 had been demonetized. 897 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,600 Because I was taking content 898 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,600 from Euronews. 899 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:16,720 And sh-ticking. 900 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,560 Shlapping it on to my channel. 901 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:19,980 And. 902 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,930 Even though you can get away 903 00:34:21,930 --> 00:34:23,520 with the leave the video up. 904 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:24,800 Because. 905 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,000 You're covered by. 906 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,180 Rules of parody and satire. 907 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,320 You still can't earn on it. 908 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:32,810 Because Euronews effectively 909 00:34:32,810 --> 00:34:34,140 created that content in the 910 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:34,980 first place. 911 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:35,420 So any. 912 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,860 Any views they get. 913 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,140 Will go through other people. 914 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,740 So it's not a sustainable 915 00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:41,000 business model. 916 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:44,700 But as I said before. 917 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,060 I never wanted it to be a 918 00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:48,020 business in the first place. 919 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,160 What I wanted. 920 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,420 Was a situation. 921 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,300 And you're listening in to me 922 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:51,700 people. 923 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,680 So you can say whether I'm 924 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,460 right or wrong. 925 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,500 What I wanted was a situation. 926 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,680 Where world news could continue 927 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,360 indefinitely. 928 00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,330 It wasn't for the financial 929 00:34:59,330 --> 00:34:59,960 gain. 930 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:01,520 Yeetus skeetus. 931 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,020 Thank you very much. 932 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,260 And tell my friend James. 933 00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:05,400 That odds are 9 to 4. 934 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,900 They're only going to go lower. 935 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,500 You heard it there first James. 936 00:35:11,060 --> 00:35:12,660 They're only going to go lower. 937 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,260 I give myself 9 to 4 odds. 938 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:16,200 Of making it to the police 939 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:16,900 station alive. 940 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,480 I'd say about 11 to 9. 941 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:23,820 How do you donate? 942 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,020 Well Mike P. 943 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,010 There's a little link there 944 00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:30,340 below me. 945 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:32,200 You just. 946 00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:33,920 You just invite yourself into 947 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,380 that. 948 00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:36,300 Oh fuck. 949 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,920 Will I stamp on this one's head? 950 00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:39,000 See ya. 951 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,100 Time to go. 952 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,400 I think I'm going to go Remington 953 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,480 on this guy. 954 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,210 I think I'm going to go Remington 955 00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:49,780 on him. 956 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,860 You wouldn't want to lose the 957 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:52,760 head man. 958 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,620 Too late I suppose. 959 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,860 Thanks for the tip. 960 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,160 I'll buy a pint with that. 961 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,240 Dev. 962 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,340 You are some. 963 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,260 You are some. 964 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,440 Sweetheart. 965 00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:05,750 Coming back from the dead like 966 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:06,820 that to watch this fucking 967 00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:07,840 stream on a Friday. 968 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,060 Thank you so much. 969 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:16,130 There's no sign of life out of 970 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,500 this buck. 971 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:21,180 That's bus air and bus drivers 972 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,220 for you. 973 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,520 Although they are actually good 974 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:23,940 crack. 975 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,700 They love listening to midwest. 976 00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:29,190 I've never been on a bus air 977 00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,750 and bus that didn't listen to 978 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,480 midwest. 979 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,370 Even in other parts of the 980 00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:36,340 country where midwest was unavailable 981 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:37,600 on the waves. 982 00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:40,280 Waves of the air. 983 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:41,810 Did you ever listen to the 984 00:36:41,810 --> 00:36:43,220 waves of the air box? 985 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,400 What's that? 986 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:47,260 Ah it's fucking voices come out. 987 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,100 You mean the radio do you? 988 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,660 That's it yeah. 989 00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:59,340 Kevin Morgan watching at work 990 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:03,480 on your lunch hour. 991 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:04,120 Hey. 992 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:05,660 It's fucking great to. 993 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:06,940 It's great to have you Kevin. 994 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:08,460 It's fucking great to have you. 995 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,380 We won a trip to Carlo. 996 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:15,840 Did you? 997 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:16,940 James. 998 00:37:17,420 --> 00:37:17,740 I don't know. 999 00:37:17,780 --> 00:37:18,240 You said who? 1000 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,280 We don't know. 1001 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,720 But as soon as we get into this 1002 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,720 police station. 1003 00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,160 Stay tuned everybody. 1004 00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:24,060 There's a chance to win. 1005 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,840 A chance to visit Carlo coming 1006 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,240 up. 1007 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,160 Now I remember. 1008 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,080 I beg my pardon. 1009 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,740 I remember this was a herb 1010 00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:33,920 garden. 1011 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,120 Will you take the green herb? 1012 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,120 I fucking will. 1013 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:37,440 Yeah. 1014 00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:39,400 That'll heal me now when I'm 1015 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,440 trying to bleed to death. 1016 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,250 Have you anything to stop the 1017 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,560 bleeding? 1018 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,160 Have you a bandage? 1019 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,060 No, but I have a green home. 1020 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:53,200 What'll that do? 1021 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,840 How do you administer that? 1022 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,080 Here we are. 1023 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,100 We made it to the fucking 1024 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,300 police station, guys. 1025 00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,200 The guard station is here. 1026 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:01,720 We go inside. 1027 00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:02,800 We'll see the guards. 1028 00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:03,980 It'll all be safe. 1029 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:06,910 Okay, here's a quick chance, 1030 00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,760 though, to win a trip to Carlo. 1031 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,710 Here's your chance to win an 1032 00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:13,420 all-expenses-paid trip to Carlo. 1033 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,140 Carlo! 1034 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:17,220 You'll be picked up by Bus Ars, 1035 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,220 Ireland's premier bus station, 1036 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,280 designed in the late 60s, early 1037 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,220 70s, or around that time. 1038 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,460 Admire the pigeons, 1039 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,290 stare at the passengers waiting 1040 00:38:26,290 --> 00:38:28,380 to board their respective buses. 1041 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,430 Then you'll be whisked away to 1042 00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:31,640 County Carlo. 1043 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,260 Carlo! 1044 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,420 Drive this fucker to Carlo fast! 1045 00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:39,800 And don't stop once! 1046 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,200 You'll be put up in an Airbnb. 1047 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,820 The next day, a packed itinerary, 1048 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:47,360 feature! 1049 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,120 Carlo Castle, 1050 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,620 Carlo County Museum, 1051 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,620 The Liberty Tree, 1052 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:51,820 Cathedral of Assumption, 1053 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:52,620 Browns Hill Dolmen, 1054 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:53,620 Oak Park House, 1055 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,620 Crappie's Grave, 1056 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,360 The Liberty Tree, again! 1057 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,200 Castle Dermot Abbey, 1058 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,200 and Castle Dermot Round Tower. 1059 00:38:59,200 --> 00:38:59,700 Lookit! 1060 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:01,310 You'll never get a chance to 1061 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,120 win a prize like this again. 1062 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,360 So please, hold onto your seats, 1063 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,500 and enter now. 1064 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:07,640 This once in a lifetime 1065 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,020 opportunity to visit Carlo 1066 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,540 doesn't come around often. 1067 00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:12,020 Unless, of course, you do want 1068 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:13,300 to do it yourself in your own 1069 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:13,760 time. 1070 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,260 Which, of course, many people 1071 00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:15,760 don't. 1072 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,270 Which is why this prize is 1073 00:39:17,270 --> 00:39:19,000 extremely cool to enter. 1074 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,590 All you have to do is answer 1075 00:39:20,590 --> 00:39:21,760 this question. 1076 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,000 When I slither home after a 1077 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,000 hard day out in the fields, 1078 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,190 there's nothing I like more 1079 00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:32,420 than lashing a few shtickings 1080 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:32,760 into- 1081 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,260 Arrow back again. We can't be 1082 00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:36,000 showing the advert for Firelighters 1083 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,600 too much. 1084 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,960 They don't even fucking pay me 1085 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,260 that much. Anyway. 1086 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,460 Drummer. 1087 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,030 I get in touch with Drummer and 1088 00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:43,340 ask them to pay me some more 1089 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,420 money, please. 1090 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,260 That's why I'm going on the 1091 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,560 kindness of strangers... 1092 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,550 Who watch this game to fund 1093 00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:55,600 this gameplay. 1094 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,130 It's a pro game stream, 1095 00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:59,020 everybody, okay? We're on- 1096 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:01,050 You're watching a pro game 1097 00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:02,520 stream, right? 1098 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,090 Professional gamer in the house, 1099 00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:09,570 major league gamer. Okay? Dotsie! 1100 00:40:09,570 --> 00:40:14,980 Dotsie is after you. Thanks 1101 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,950 very much Dotsie for that. We're 1102 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:19,520 playing illegal pro games here. 1103 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:28,840 Right, back to reality. Back to 1104 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:37,200 life. Back to life. Back to 1105 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:47,340 reality. Back to the live games. 1106 00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:48,590 It's a major league pro game 1107 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:49,380 tournament. 1108 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,710 A Resident Evil 6. It's a speed 1109 00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:56,620 run. It was created in 1998 by 1110 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:59,280 a pair of Japanese brothers 1111 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,300 called the Mallet Fingers. 1112 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:05,180 And you're listening in to me 1113 00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:08,180 boxes of Cobra Toxin so you can 1114 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:10,990 say whether I'm right or I'm 1115 00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:14,100 wrong. The fucking boom time 1116 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,020 boys. 1117 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,430 Dotsie says, what's the chance 1118 00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:17,880 to win a chance? Can I have the 1119 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,020 chance to win a chance? 1120 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,880 Well, listen Dotsie, you should 1121 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,460 have entered the competition to 1122 00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:24,010 Carlow. Were you not watching 1123 00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:26,370 the competition vigil? Huh? 1124 00:41:26,370 --> 00:41:27,940 Come on, fuck. 1125 00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:30,780 We're here. Guardee Camera Gaffa. 1126 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,380 We're inside the fucking mainframe 1127 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,800 right now. The guards are after 1128 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,440 you. 1129 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,600 You thought the fucking town. 1130 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,830 You thought that town was 1131 00:41:43,830 --> 00:41:48,210 fucked. Well, think again. 1132 00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:49,900 Because the guards are here. 1133 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,660 There's a guard station and it's 1134 00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:53,020 fucking had a lot of money 1135 00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,140 thrown into it. 1136 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,260 Despite the pixels. It's still 1137 00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:59,360 a classy gaff. Architecture is 1138 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,700 timeless. No matter what age we're 1139 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:04,050 in. This might be 2018. 20 1140 00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:05,830 years ago. This was fucking med. 1141 00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:06,840 But, uh... 1142 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,740 Architecture is timeless. I 1143 00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:15,320 think I'm gonna combine the 1144 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,540 bullets, yeah. 1145 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,060 Thanks, Dotsie on boxes of Cobra 1146 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:26,710 Toxin and Eamon Devilira. And 1147 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:30,350 fucking... Eat us. Patrick Connolly. 1148 00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:32,040 New York Jetpack. 1149 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,530 All the boys. Steve. Resident 1150 00:42:35,530 --> 00:42:38,740 Steven. Resident Steven. 1151 00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:44,810 Now... He's using an Apple Macintosh, 1152 00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:45,440 I see. 1153 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,140 Do they have them in Japan? The 1154 00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:53,440 Japanese... Year of the Cat. 1155 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,040 Raccoons Common. 1156 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:04,760 Right. You know what's coming 1157 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,040 up. 1158 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,040 Johnny Lick. 1159 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:10,600 The King of the Lickouts is 1160 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,040 coming up soon, man. 1161 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,440 And you wanna watch out. He's 1162 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,040 an awful fucking tongue on him. 1163 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,520 He'd wanna wash his mouth out, 1164 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,540 the fucking cunt. 1165 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,740 Uh oh. Will Smith is in town. 1166 00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:27,540 Da da bap. 1167 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:29,740 It's coffee japan to him. 1168 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:30,740 Who... Who are you? 1169 00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:31,740 Oh... 1170 00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,040 You must be the new guy. 1171 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,840 Leon. 1172 00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:38,540 Sorry, but... 1173 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,740 It looks like your party... 1174 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:42,540 Has been cancelled. 1175 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:43,240 Cancelled! 1176 00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:44,440 What happened? 1177 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:45,940 What happened? 1178 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:46,440 What happened? 1179 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440 About two months ago... 1180 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,440 There was... 1181 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,440 Incident... 1182 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,440 Involving zombies. 1183 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,440 Involving zombies. 1184 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,440 Involving zombies. 1185 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,430 Located in the outskirts of 1186 00:43:56,430 --> 00:43:57,440 this city. 1187 00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,440 Chris... 1188 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,910 And the other Starz members 1189 00:44:00,910 --> 00:44:02,440 discovered that... 1190 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,440 Umbrella... 1191 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,440 Was behind everything. 1192 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:08,680 They risked their lives to 1193 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,440 reveal the truth. 1194 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,140 But no one believed them. 1195 00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:13,240 Umbrella, or as they're known 1196 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,140 in fucking Ireland. 1197 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:14,940 Allergan. 1198 00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:16,940 Not long after that... 1199 00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:17,940 All this... 1200 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,940 Started to happen. 1201 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:21,440 Uh... 1202 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:21,940 Uh... 1203 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,440 Hang in there. 1204 00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:26,440 Don't worry about me. 1205 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,520 Just rescue the survivors in 1206 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,940 the other rooms. 1207 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:31,640 Watch this now. 1208 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:32,040 Here. 1209 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:32,240 Go. 1210 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,040 Take this key card. 1211 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,380 You should be able to unlock 1212 00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:36,940 the doors in the hall with this. 1213 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:37,040 Just go. 1214 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:37,540 Go. 1215 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,440 Now go. 1216 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,040 Just go. 1217 00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:40,940 But... 1218 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:41,940 But... 1219 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:42,440 But... 1220 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:42,940 But... 1221 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:43,740 Just go. 1222 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:43,740 Just go. 1223 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:43,740 Just go. 1224 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:45,740 All right. 1225 00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:46,240 Fine. 1226 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,240 I can't argue with that. 1227 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:47,740 Fine. 1228 00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:48,740 But I'm coming back for you. 1229 00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:49,740 I'm coming back for you. 1230 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:49,740 Just hold on. 1231 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:50,740 I'm coming back for you. 1232 00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:51,740 Stay here. 1233 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:52,740 I'll be through here. 1234 00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:53,740 Heh heh. 1235 00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:56,740 Hong Kong phooey in the boys. 1236 00:44:56,740 --> 00:45:02,740 James has donated 6 euro 34. 1237 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:04,000 James, I want to tell you 1238 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,740 something. 1239 00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:06,040 You say to me, you're out there 1240 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,110 in Melbourne watching at 1241 00:45:07,110 --> 00:45:07,740 midnight. 1242 00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:09,420 Can't believe it's midnight in 1243 00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:10,740 the world somewhere. 1244 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,040 Is that even possible, man? 1245 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,040 I thought everywhere was fuckin... 1246 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,540 What time's it now? 1247 00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,040 Fuckin' 10... 1248 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,420 I thought everywhere is ten 1249 00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:19,040 past one. 1250 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,680 Is it not ten past one in 1251 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,040 fuckin' Tokyo? 1252 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:22,540 No. 1253 00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:24,810 You said, uh, you'd be relaxing 1254 00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:26,780 next to a roaring fire of coal 1255 00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:28,900 and drummer fire lighters if it 1256 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,340 weren't 29 degrees, hey? 1257 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,940 Well, lucky you, man. 1258 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,940 Lucky you. 1259 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,220 How's Christmas happening over 1260 00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,440 in Australia? 1261 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,430 Do you suffer the heat well, do 1262 00:45:40,430 --> 00:45:40,940 you? 1263 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,940 Thanks for the tip. 1264 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:43,940 Sean R. 1265 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:44,940 Another... 1266 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,940 ...Electronically... 1267 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:49,940 ...Locked individual. 1268 00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:54,240 I have a fuckin' car key. 1269 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,820 I need to use the com- computer, 1270 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:56,240 is it? 1271 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,240 Thank you very much, Sean. 1272 00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,240 Sean R. 1273 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,410 Who says, "My old lady has 1274 00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:02,240 worms." 1275 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,240 Not nice. 1276 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,240 Nice 1277 00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,000 How do I use the car key do you 1278 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,380 want to use it? 1279 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:12,860 Let's try it. Let's try it. Let's 1280 00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:15,180 try it. Let's try it. Let's try 1281 00:46:15,180 --> 00:46:17,640 it. Let's try it. Let's try it. 1282 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,420 Let's try it 1283 00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:22,620 Hall side doors lock released 1284 00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:26,900 hall side doors lock released 1285 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,590 Thanks, James from Melbourne. I 1286 00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:33,840 can't believe it's fucking 1287 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,340 midnight 1288 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:36,920 So is it tomorrow was this is 1289 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,180 it fucking Friday or Saturday? 1290 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,520 It's really you 1291 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,280 You're going out Australia 1292 00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:50,550 Okay, we got it we got to hit 1293 00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:53,800 this this chase 1294 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,220 We gotta hit the chest and see 1295 00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,960 what's inside 1296 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,060 You want to hit that chest 1297 00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:03,470 awful fucking fast there's a 1298 00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:05,820 gun inside it do you have an 1299 00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:08,640 ink ribbon? Yeah use go back to 1300 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,260 that fucking typewriter and use 1301 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,020 the ink ribbon 1302 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,280 It'll save the game 1303 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:20,920 Why? 1304 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,120 Because that's the way games 1305 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,970 used to be saved back in 1998. 1306 00:47:25,970 --> 00:47:27,540 You you feckin clown 1307 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:29,340 Could you not just like press 1308 00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:30,690 start does it not save 1309 00:47:30,690 --> 00:47:32,500 automatically where you are 1310 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:33,800 like where you live? 1311 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,460 No, you need an ink ribbon 1312 00:47:41,540 --> 00:47:43,540 Will you use the ink ribbon? 1313 00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:52,140 Overwrite that. Hey, that's 1314 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:55,140 from long before I was I wasn't 1315 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,900 doing a bit of practice last 1316 00:47:57,900 --> 00:47:59,780 night or anything 1317 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:04,480 Right so we're saved we're 1318 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,540 fucking saved I 1319 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,680 Know well who you are Gary 1320 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,190 Here we are guys guardie camera 1321 00:48:14,190 --> 00:48:16,480 gaffa into the Garda hutch the 1322 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,980 storeroom the safe box the safe 1323 00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:19,380 match 1324 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,330 Someone left the safety latch 1325 00:48:21,330 --> 00:48:23,300 off the door and into the guard 1326 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,940 station and I got inside 1327 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,080 Police memorandum 1328 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,500 By Benjamin metin Netanyahu 1329 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,920 Memorandu 1330 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,000 Benjamin memorandu is after you 1331 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,840 he left a little fucking note 1332 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,380 for you 1333 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,300 Were you talking to Benjamin 1334 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:44,380 memorandu were you no what what 1335 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,660 what's the story with him well? 1336 00:48:46,660 --> 00:48:48,090 He said that this letter is 1337 00:48:48,090 --> 00:48:49,710 just to inform everyone about 1338 00:48:49,710 --> 00:48:50,950 the recent movement of 1339 00:48:50,950 --> 00:48:52,490 equipment that has happened 1340 00:48:52,490 --> 00:48:54,820 during the precinct rearrangement, 1341 00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:55,120 okay? 1342 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,920 Yeah, she knocked a post. Thank 1343 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,550 you very much the safe with 1344 00:49:00,550 --> 00:49:03,030 four digits the safe with four 1345 00:49:03,030 --> 00:49:03,960 digit lock 1346 00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:06,260 Has been room has been moved 1347 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:08,990 from the stars office on the 1348 00:49:08,990 --> 00:49:10,890 second floor to the eastern 1349 00:49:10,890 --> 00:49:14,040 office on the first floor, okay? 1350 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,540 1236 the number it's the raccoon 1351 00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:20,000 police liaison department. Yeah 1352 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:23,060 Thanks very much good luck 1353 00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:28,340 Now 1354 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,220 We're taking a little John 1355 00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:31,990 through this as I recall 1356 00:49:31,990 --> 00:49:34,100 correctly this desk is locked 1357 00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:36,250 and I'm correct and as I recall 1358 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:38,310 again correctly now my memory 1359 00:49:38,310 --> 00:49:39,260 is fucking sketchy 1360 00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:40,740 It's nine twenty years we're 1361 00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:42,880 going back 1998 when I walk 1362 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,680 past this next camera angle 1363 00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:46,290 There's gonna be the lick out 1364 00:49:46,290 --> 00:49:47,870 master who crawls across the 1365 00:49:47,870 --> 00:49:49,500 crawls he slithers across the 1366 00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:51,200 fucking window keep your eyes 1367 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:51,680 peeled 1368 00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:57,940 There we did you see it 1369 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,110 Fucking blink and you'll lick 1370 00:50:01,110 --> 00:50:02,680 it lick outs for 50 bags 1371 00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,700 Says Andrew this is parental 1372 00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:08,120 this is not a PG stream. This 1373 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,360 is an 18 rated stream 1374 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:14,930 Now I'm I've got the shotty to 1375 00:50:14,930 --> 00:50:19,530 hottie because this this lick 1376 00:50:19,530 --> 00:50:23,590 master he really is a piece of 1377 00:50:23,590 --> 00:50:25,200 work. He's a lick bastard 1378 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,880 He's licking the head 1379 00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:30,740 He's a lick cut 1380 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,980 Cord is being cut we have a 1381 00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:37,900 guard there's a guard here now 1382 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,160 So his head is missing it seems 1383 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,160 to have been twisted off hey 1384 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:49,510 Tony's arms he's got the nine 1385 00:50:49,510 --> 00:50:52,750 millimeter Parabellum rounds in 1386 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:53,980 his pocket 1387 00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:55,980 I'll take those away from his 1388 00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:58,200 dead corpse his head is missing 1389 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,180 it seems to have been twisted 1390 00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:00,440 off 1391 00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:02,200 We don't really have any 1392 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,400 indication as to what what did 1393 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,320 the damage but look it will 1394 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,440 keep on trucking 1395 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,090 We'll see how we're getting on 1396 00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:10,010 now. I want to tell you 1397 00:51:10,010 --> 00:51:11,310 something. There's a pool of 1398 00:51:11,310 --> 00:51:12,100 blood on the floor 1399 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:13,910 I'm in the police station at 1400 00:51:13,910 --> 00:51:15,800 the moment Pat Pat I'm in the 1401 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,980 guard station Pat 1402 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,320 Pat can you hear me? 1403 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,370 I'm in the guard station. I've 1404 00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:26,250 just found a pool of blood here 1405 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:26,580 now 1406 00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:29,700 Jesus Christ Pat 1407 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,520 There's a lick out master 1408 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,030 He's got a tongue the size of 1409 00:51:34,030 --> 00:51:35,880 fucking china inside his head. 1410 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,600 He's come at me! I'm a young 1411 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,290 buck Pat! I'm a young fella 1412 00:51:39,290 --> 00:51:41,040 with nice ginger locks Pat! 1413 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,420 He's gonna try and have his 1414 00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:44,280 wicked way with me! Fuck off! 1415 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,580 He's got fucking claws Pat! 1416 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,120 He's fucked Pat! I gave that 1417 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,100 fucking lick! That was the last 1418 00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:54,540 lick out he's ever gonna give! 1419 00:51:57,540 --> 00:51:57,690 Eleven hours ahead of you down 1420 00:51:57,690 --> 00:52:00,240 in Australia says James 1421 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,000 So you're from the fucking 1422 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,470 future are you? That three 1423 00:52:04,470 --> 00:52:06,350 thank you very much James is 1424 00:52:06,350 --> 00:52:08,760 sending three euro 17 not only 1425 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,960 from Australia 1426 00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:13,260 But from the fucking future hey! 1427 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,200 Take the odds at nine to four 1428 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,080 it only goes lower 1429 00:52:19,780 --> 00:52:21,780 Hey! 1430 00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,220 We're fucked! 1431 00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:38,280 Let's try and uh... use an old 1432 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,340 herb! 1433 00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,460 The old medicinal stuff CBD! 1434 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,180 We were down... we had CBD 1435 00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:49,770 plants in the house yeah we're 1436 00:52:49,770 --> 00:52:51,260 growing CBD plants now! 1437 00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:55,310 We're fucking going... we're 1438 00:52:55,310 --> 00:52:58,300 growing CBD plants out in the 1439 00:52:58,300 --> 00:52:59,260 house! 1440 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:01,340 Do you want a taste? 1441 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,880 Thanks James! Thanks Schnackapus! 1442 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,810 Operation report: The raccoon 1443 00:53:11,810 --> 00:53:13,590 police department was 1444 00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:15,440 unexpectedly attacked by 1445 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,300 zombies! 1446 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:18,890 Many have been injured! Okay? 1447 00:53:18,890 --> 00:53:21,360 Even more were killed! During 1448 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,890 the attack! Our communications 1449 00:53:23,890 --> 00:53:25,780 equipment was destroyed and we 1450 00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:27,880 were no longer... we no longer 1451 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,630 have contact with the outside 1452 00:53:29,630 --> 00:53:30,140 okay? 1453 00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:32,840 We have decided to carry out an 1454 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,380 operation with the intent of 1455 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:38,780 rescuing any possible survivors! 1456 00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:41,420 As well as to prevent this from... 1457 00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:43,750 Fucking spreading! Beyond Roscommon 1458 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:44,380 Town! 1459 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,910 Okay? The details of the 1460 00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:49,500 operation... are as follows: 1461 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:52,850 Security of armaments and 1462 00:53:52,850 --> 00:53:54,860 ammunition! 1463 00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:57,830 Now Chief Irons... has voiced 1464 00:53:57,830 --> 00:53:59,260 concern regarding the issue of 1465 00:53:59,260 --> 00:54:01,640 terrorism... due to a series of 1466 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,300 recent... unresolved incidents... 1467 00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:06,050 On the very day before zombies 1468 00:54:06,050 --> 00:54:07,260 attacked... 1469 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:08,940 He made the feckin' decision to 1470 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:10,940 relocate all the weapons... 1471 00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:13,180 To scattered intervals... 1472 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:14,700 Throughout the building... 1473 00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:16,380 Okay? 1474 00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:19,560 as a temporary measure to 1475 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,810 prevent their possible seizure. 1476 00:54:21,810 --> 00:54:24,140 Now unfortunately this decision 1477 00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:24,540 has made 1478 00:54:24,540 --> 00:54:26,720 it extremely difficult for us 1479 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,360 to locate all the ammunition caches. 1480 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,340 It's become our top priority 1481 00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:32,890 though to recover these 1482 00:54:32,890 --> 00:54:34,770 scattered ammunition and to 1483 00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:37,030 unlock the weapon storage. This 1484 00:54:37,030 --> 00:54:37,900 is the next thing 1485 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,990 I want to hit you with. As 1486 00:54:39,990 --> 00:54:42,190 stated earlier, it will be 1487 00:54:42,190 --> 00:54:45,220 extremely difficult, okay? Très 1488 00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:46,220 difficile 1489 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,890 on France A to secure all the 1490 00:54:48,890 --> 00:54:52,620 ammunition. However, however, a 1491 00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:55,310 considerable supply still 1492 00:54:55,310 --> 00:54:56,220 remains 1493 00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:58,690 in the underground weapon 1494 00:54:58,690 --> 00:55:01,950 storage. Yeah, unfortunately 1495 00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:04,410 the person in charge of the 1496 00:55:04,410 --> 00:55:06,780 card key used to access 1497 00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:09,500 the weapon storage is fucking 1498 00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,620 missing. 1499 00:55:14,620 --> 00:55:19,160 It's A. Unfortunately now he's 1500 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,720 fucking missing. And we have, 1501 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,070 we've been unable to locate the 1502 00:55:26,070 --> 00:55:26,860 key at all. 1503 00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:29,610 Now, one of the breakers went 1504 00:55:29,610 --> 00:55:33,130 down during the battle. Okay. I'm 1505 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:36,100 not, I'm not naming names, I'm 1506 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,490 not blaming anyone. But one of 1507 00:55:38,490 --> 00:55:39,790 the fucking breakers went down 1508 00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:40,620 during the battle. 1509 00:55:40,620 --> 00:55:43,770 The electronic locks are not 1510 00:55:43,770 --> 00:55:46,630 functioning in certain areas at 1511 00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:50,880 the moment. Okay? It's become a 1512 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,180 top priority to restore the 1513 00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:55,780 power in the fucking power room 1514 00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:58,520 and secure those locks. That's 1515 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,210 David Ford. More fucking pages. 1516 00:56:01,210 --> 00:56:03,640 1pm. Something else I want to 1517 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,860 hit you with. 1518 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:09,610 Thanks Bertie. Love the stream. 1519 00:56:09,610 --> 00:56:11,600 Pop over to the gaffer lines. I 1520 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,960 can't. You're entering Chandra. 1521 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,480 1pm. Now. Now. Something else I 1522 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,040 want to hit you with in the 1523 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,830 operation report. This is 1524 00:56:19,830 --> 00:56:21,980 September the 27th now. You 1525 00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:24,070 need to rewind your memory. Can 1526 00:56:24,070 --> 00:56:25,820 you go back that far? 1527 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:28,970 1pm. The West Barricade has 1528 00:56:28,970 --> 00:56:32,190 been broken through and another 1529 00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:34,240 exchange ensued. 1530 00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:37,660 We sheltered in the injured. We 1531 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:39,100 sheltered the injured in the 1532 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:40,600 fucking confiscation room on 1533 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,360 the first floor temporarily. 1534 00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:43,740 Where 12 more people were 1535 00:56:43,740 --> 00:56:45,340 injured in the battle. Okay? 1536 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,450 3 additional people were killed 1537 00:56:48,450 --> 00:56:51,460 following the sudden appearance 1538 00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:53,370 of an as of yet unknown 1539 00:56:53,370 --> 00:56:54,640 creature. 1540 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,600 Now this creature is identified 1541 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,460 by missing patches of skin. 1542 00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,620 I think we all know who he's 1543 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,640 talking about. Let's just say 1544 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,380 he's got a sharp tongue. 1545 00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:08,260 This creature is identified by 1546 00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:10,810 missing patches of skin and 1547 00:57:10,810 --> 00:57:12,760 razor like claws. 1548 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,910 However, it's most distinguishing 1549 00:57:17,910 --> 00:57:20,610 characteristic is its lance-like 1550 00:57:20,610 --> 00:57:21,540 tongue. 1551 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,370 We all know who he is. We all 1552 00:57:23,370 --> 00:57:24,560 know who he is. 1553 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,560 Capable of piercing a human 1554 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,280 torso in an instant. 1555 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,510 Okay? Their numbers as well as 1556 00:57:30,510 --> 00:57:32,800 their location remains unknown. 1557 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,420 We have tentatively named this 1558 00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,840 creature as the Lickout. 1559 00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:39,520 Ha ha ha! 1560 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,650 And are currently in the 1561 00:57:41,650 --> 00:57:44,060 process of developing countermeasures... 1562 00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:47,760 ...to deal with the cunt. 1563 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:54,520 Sincerely, David Ford. That 1564 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,520 operation report, thank god 1565 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,430 that operation report has been 1566 00:57:58,430 --> 00:58:00,350 filed. Otherwise we wouldn't 1567 00:58:00,350 --> 00:58:02,300 ever be able to access it again, 1568 00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:04,030 should we need to access it in 1569 00:58:04,030 --> 00:58:05,380 the future days. 1570 00:58:11,060 --> 00:58:13,420 Lance like telegons. It's a 1571 00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:16,070 fireplace. There's a bit of art 1572 00:58:16,070 --> 00:58:18,910 above it. The title is A Sacrifice 1573 00:58:18,910 --> 00:58:20,600 to the Hellfire. 1574 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:28,290 The Sacrifice to the Gods and 1575 00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:34,270 the Hellfire. How is the volume? 1576 00:58:34,270 --> 00:58:36,500 Is the game volume? Mick never 1577 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,300 mind. Can you tell me now? Is 1578 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,180 the game? 1579 00:58:40,180 --> 00:58:43,360 The countermeasure is gout. 1580 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,550 Spread the words. Is the game 1581 00:58:46,550 --> 00:58:50,000 volume okay? Is the game volume 1582 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,180 okay? Is my speech too loud or 1583 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:56,130 too low for the game? Let me 1584 00:58:56,130 --> 00:58:57,180 know. 1585 00:58:58,660 --> 00:58:59,490 Are you doing a bit? Are you 1586 00:58:59,490 --> 00:59:01,240 doing a bit of fucking 1587 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,680 sacrificing? 1588 00:59:03,420 --> 00:59:04,870 Too loud, sir. It's grand. 1589 00:59:04,870 --> 00:59:07,330 Everyone says it's grand. Cool, 1590 00:59:07,330 --> 00:59:09,720 cool, cool. Thank you. Thank 1591 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,100 you. 1592 00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:11,980 Bish, look with you. 1593 00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:15,930 Now, we read some great 1594 00:59:15,930 --> 00:59:19,810 documents. There. Welcome to 1595 00:59:19,810 --> 00:59:22,510 the stream, everyone. Jack Diddley. 1596 00:59:22,510 --> 00:59:24,500 Eric Carlson. Nice to see you 1597 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,040 again. Matt Conlon. Kev O'Shea. 1598 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,610 Dan Delf Corwin. Joyce. Logan's 1599 00:59:29,610 --> 00:59:31,880 dad. Frank Flynn. Sam Ferry. 1600 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,220 Fuck. Oh, man. Fucked. I'm gooshed. 1601 00:59:38,220 --> 00:59:40,790 I'm fucking gooshed. I'm 1602 00:59:40,790 --> 00:59:44,680 getting Frank ferried out of it, 1603 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,560 man. 1604 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,850 I need to take the fucking shotty 1605 00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:50,040 too hotty to this clown box. 1606 00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:53,880 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 1607 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,470 I can't be arsed going through 1608 00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:57,130 all this shit again, man. We 1609 00:59:57,130 --> 00:59:58,800 need to win. I can't be looking 1610 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,060 at the fucking stream box at 1611 01:00:00,060 --> 01:00:00,780 the moment. 1612 01:00:02,340 --> 01:00:02,880 Thanks for all the kind, 1613 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,760 deserving messages, though. 1614 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,300 I see you joining me for the 1615 01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,110 fucking Sunday night games on a 1616 01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:11,300 Friday morning afternoon slash. 1617 01:00:12,180 --> 01:00:14,090 I suppose it's Friday evening 1618 01:00:14,090 --> 01:00:16,160 over in Australia. James will 1619 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,300 tell you that. 1620 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,960 Now. Now. 1621 01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:27,200 How do you, uh- does he reload? 1622 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,520 There's no reload button in 1623 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,040 those games. He just reloads at 1624 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:30,980 the end of the bullets. 1625 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:32,240 Or you can be stealthy and 1626 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,440 sneaky and reload in the 1627 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,420 fucking... 1628 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,620 The boo-boo. 1629 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:41,840 Chazza the ninja. 1630 01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:44,450 Right. We'll just wait. We'll 1631 01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:47,080 wait for it. We'll wait for it. 1632 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:58,940 Scabaticchi's after you. 1633 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:03,070 This is something different. 1634 01:01:03,070 --> 01:01:06,340 Love the game. Rock on, Francis. 1635 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,480 One of these cunts is gonna, uh... 1636 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:14,880 bite my foot, I'd say, is he? 1637 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:19,380 Take that shit. 1638 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,760 You smelly-looking clown. 1639 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,880 You're only a smelly-looking... 1640 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,060 prick. 1641 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,320 Go back to the graveyard, man. 1642 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:30,420 Dig yourself a fucking hole and 1643 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,440 stay in it this time, man. 1644 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,210 Because you're only clowns to 1645 01:01:34,210 --> 01:01:34,600 me. 1646 01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,360 Oh, man. 1647 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:41,690 Where will I get a fucking herb 1648 01:01:41,690 --> 01:01:44,820 spray at this time of day? 1649 01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:48,320 Leon's gushed. 1650 01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:52,660 How's the finger? She's still 1651 01:01:52,660 --> 01:01:55,620 band-axed. Yep. 1652 01:01:56,540 --> 01:01:57,200 Mallet job. 1653 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,880 Mallet. Mallet finger, bye. 1654 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:03,620 She's not gonna be home for 1655 01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:05,920 Christmas anyway. 1656 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,080 She's as bent as a wheel. 1657 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:14,990 Jim Jim and peanuts are on the 1658 01:02:14,990 --> 01:02:17,980 ground now. 1659 01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:22,840 How are you, King? 1660 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,360 Nice to see you, King. 1661 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,320 Can you hear the rain? Can you 1662 01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,720 hear the fucking raindrops? 1663 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,050 Why is my recent donation ticker 1664 01:02:40,050 --> 01:02:41,790 not telling me that fucking 1665 01:02:41,790 --> 01:02:44,760 Bertie Ahern or James or Schnocktopusses? 1666 01:02:47,340 --> 01:02:48,680 The donator. Why is that not 1667 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,380 happening? 1668 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:53,560 Can anybody tell me about that 1669 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:54,940 thing? 1670 01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:05,100 Now, we've a sexy little chest. 1671 01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:07,220 The great thing about the chest 1672 01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:09,160 in the Resident Evil games is 1673 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,940 that it stores the fucking 1674 01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:12,580 items that you need. 1675 01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:14,350 You can access them throughout 1676 01:03:14,350 --> 01:03:15,060 the game. 1677 01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:15,900 It's like the cloud. 1678 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,450 Steve Jobs designed this thing 1679 01:03:18,450 --> 01:03:21,940 called the chest back in 2008. 1680 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,310 And you put one in your house 1681 01:03:24,310 --> 01:03:25,820 and you put one at work. 1682 01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:27,230 And you could just leave things 1683 01:03:27,230 --> 01:03:28,580 in there and you wouldn't have 1684 01:03:28,580 --> 01:03:30,030 to bring them home in the satchel 1685 01:03:30,030 --> 01:03:30,720 or the bag. 1686 01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:31,640 And they'd be in your house 1687 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:32,420 when you got home. 1688 01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:35,310 It was technology that was 1689 01:03:35,310 --> 01:03:38,600 pioneered by Jeff Goldblum in 1690 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,060 the film The Snake. 1691 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,060 Where he's a mad professor. 1692 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:44,520 And he tries to work out how to 1693 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,700 become invisible. 1694 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,320 And go from one invisible pod 1695 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,200 to another. 1696 01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:50,410 Well, Steve Jobs, he robbed the 1697 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:51,000 idea. 1698 01:03:57,260 --> 01:03:58,490 Thanks, Kiany Weenie, for the 1699 01:03:58,490 --> 01:03:59,120 150. 1700 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,440 That's a nice little amount. 1701 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:01,840 And I want to tell you 1702 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,380 something, Kian. 1703 01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:04,700 You're asking me to put the 1704 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:05,460 streams up. 1705 01:04:06,220 --> 01:04:06,540 Okay? 1706 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,240 I can't do that, my friend. 1707 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:09,960 Because I'm going to save these 1708 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:11,480 and take the best parts. 1709 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,260 I think. 1710 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:17,920 Are we developing photos or are 1711 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:21,160 we fucking killing zombies, lads? 1712 01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:24,260 Get the fucking act together. 1713 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:28,010 You're fucking last ten minutes 1714 01:04:28,010 --> 01:04:31,890 in a zombie apocalypse, you daft 1715 01:04:31,890 --> 01:04:32,940 cunt. 1716 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,360 Right. 1717 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,160 We gotta rock on because we're 1718 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,380 taking too long. 1719 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:40,800 The Viper. 1720 01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:42,550 If the Viper ever plays FIFA, I'll 1721 01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:43,400 unsubscribe. 1722 01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:58,240 Art of the deal wrote about Skynet. 1723 01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,200 Recent donations not working. 1724 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,480 I know it's not working, man. 1725 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,340 How do you get that to work? 1726 01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:08,660 Will I have to take the fucker 1727 01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:10,000 down or what? 1728 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,530 Do you have to refresh the bollocks, 1729 01:05:12,530 --> 01:05:13,020 do you? 1730 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:17,580 Let's see if we can refresh the 1731 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,620 bollocks. 1732 01:05:22,980 --> 01:05:24,120 Look at Leon there. 1733 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,360 Isn't he a fucking class lad 1734 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,120 altogether? 1735 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,920 Ah, it's working again. 1736 01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:29,130 You have to refresh the fucking 1737 01:05:29,130 --> 01:05:29,480 yoke. 1738 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,400 There we go, boys. 1739 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:33,600 Kiany Weenie. 1740 01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:35,630 And Box is a Cobra Toxin, who 1741 01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:37,590 is a long-time friend of this 1742 01:05:37,590 --> 01:05:38,420 stream. 1743 01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:39,730 I want to welcome you back to 1744 01:05:39,730 --> 01:05:40,800 the stream today. 1745 01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:42,760 And it's not... 1746 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,270 It's not all fucking doom and 1747 01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:45,770 gloom out there on a pissy wet 1748 01:05:45,770 --> 01:05:47,460 fucking Friday afternoon. 1749 01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:50,090 Because we're playing fucking 1750 01:05:50,090 --> 01:05:52,560 games from 1998. 1751 01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:00,380 Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 1752 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,220 Alo, she says sand rabbits. 1753 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,240 I miss that guy. 1754 01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:06,840 What's his face? 1755 01:06:06,980 --> 01:06:08,300 The guy from Saudi Arabia who I 1756 01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:09,340 was playing with. 1757 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:13,460 Kieran Crossan. 1758 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,300 You're not from Saudi Arabia, 1759 01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:16,200 but... 1760 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,000 Thank you very much. 1761 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:18,220 Thanks for watching. 1762 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,240 And... 1763 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,820 Yazeed is his name. 1764 01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:23,640 He was gas crack altogether. 1765 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,140 I should organize some kind of 1766 01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:28,800 fucking piss up with Yazeed. 1767 01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:31,990 But I don't know if it's legal, 1768 01:06:31,990 --> 01:06:32,920 is it? 1769 01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:34,720 Was he woke? 1770 01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:35,880 Was Yazeed woke? 1771 01:06:35,980 --> 01:06:36,240 Was he? 1772 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:36,880 Do you remember him? 1773 01:06:37,780 --> 01:06:39,100 I think he was woke. 1774 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,980 Because I asked him about Khashoggi. 1775 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:42,730 And he was saying that there 1776 01:06:42,730 --> 01:06:43,980 was more... 1777 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:46,220 More than met the eye. 1778 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:48,410 And then when I told him I was 1779 01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:49,820 streaming live on YouTube, 1780 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,260 He stopped talking about it and 1781 01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:52,140 he got spooked. 1782 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:54,800 It was like, uh... 1783 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,380 Just in case maybe Prince Ben 1784 01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:59,440 Al Salman was watching Sunday 1785 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,480 Night Games with Viper Higgins. 1786 01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:02,860 I think Prince Ben Salman is 1787 01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:04,520 actually a subscriber, to be 1788 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:04,940 honest. 1789 01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:06,560 You know? 1790 01:07:06,660 --> 01:07:08,500 And he's not that bad of a guy. 1791 01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:10,520 He's not the devil with the 666. 1792 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,040 Thanks very much, devil. 1793 01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:15,300 Good morning, Francis. 1794 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:16,900 Where are you based, devil? 1795 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,040 Down in hell, so I suppose... 1796 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,320 It's earlier down... 1797 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:21,400 Downstairs, is it? 1798 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:24,530 I might go downstairs to see 1799 01:07:24,530 --> 01:07:26,340 you later on. 1800 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,020 Take a trip down there. 1801 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:36,680 The devil is after you. 1802 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,000 He's got 666 in his pocket. 1803 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:42,940 You going for a few pints later 1804 01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:45,680 in Bally Shannon. 1805 01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:47,840 Do you know the Bally Shannon 1806 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,140 boys, do you? 1807 01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:50,800 There's a lag called Kieran 1808 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,320 Crossing up that way. 1809 01:07:57,860 --> 01:07:59,600 He was selling pale ale down 1810 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,940 the fucking Rory Gallagher fest. 1811 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:05,920 Avec Darren Hef. 1812 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:07,680 The sweet... 1813 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,000 Sweet jewel... 1814 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,300 The red jewel in the fucking 1815 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:11,660 piss-up calendar crowd. 1816 01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:13,310 Oh, that's a jewel in the 1817 01:08:13,310 --> 01:08:14,220 calendar. 1818 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,080 That fucking event. 1819 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:15,360 Yeah. 1820 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:16,600 In the piss-up calendar. 1821 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,180 I'm a great man for the piss-up 1822 01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:21,760 myself. 1823 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,620 What about you? 1824 01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:24,280 I'm just going to be throwing 1825 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,340 in some... 1826 01:08:25,340 --> 01:08:26,440 Throwing out those little 1827 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:27,800 nuggets every now and again. 1828 01:08:28,060 --> 01:08:29,300 Seeing how you go down. 1829 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:35,760 Gardee. 1830 01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:39,800 Garda go bye-bye. 1831 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,140 Garda communications unit, yeah? 1832 01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:44,480 This is for G-Soc, you cut. 1833 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:46,940 That's for McCabe. 1834 01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:49,380 That's for what you said about... 1835 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:50,880 That... 1836 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:51,960 That one's for Kallinan. 1837 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:53,380 Even though... 1838 01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,840 Hey, here's Kallinan now. 1839 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,440 That's for... 1840 01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:59,230 That's for fucking McCabe, you 1841 01:08:59,230 --> 01:08:59,660 cut. 1842 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:01,440 Hey. 1843 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,520 That's for the fucking tribunal. 1844 01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,300 That one's for Shatter. 1845 01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:15,380 You just got shattered, you cut. 1846 01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:15,480 What? 1847 01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,120 Minister for justice, yeah? 1848 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:20,920 There was no justice in it. 1849 01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:23,840 Where's Claire? 1850 01:09:23,980 --> 01:09:25,010 Is Claire Redfield not up in 1851 01:09:25,010 --> 01:09:26,040 this house tonight? 1852 01:09:28,260 --> 01:09:29,200 Sweets on the desk. 1853 01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:29,860 Medipack. 1854 01:09:29,940 --> 01:09:31,260 There's a fucking spray can. 1855 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:32,710 There's a spray paint in the 1856 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:33,580 medical bag. 1857 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,560 Make sure you pick that one up. 1858 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:38,920 Make sure you go to the 1859 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,950 cupboard and take out the 1860 01:09:40,950 --> 01:09:42,300 fucking flame rounds. 1861 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:43,700 For the shotgun. 1862 01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:46,100 Will you take a second shotgun? 1863 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:46,680 You will. 1864 01:09:46,980 --> 01:09:48,060 Would you have another shotgun? 1865 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:48,440 You will. 1866 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,000 I'm okay, thanks. 1867 01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:50,440 I've already got one. 1868 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,840 I'll take another for the road. 1869 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:53,380 Oh, yeah. 1870 01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:53,640 Okay. 1871 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,180 Long before the days of... 1872 01:09:58,180 --> 01:09:59,780 What are you buying? What are 1873 01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:00,300 you selling? 1874 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:02,130 You just had to take whatever 1875 01:10:02,130 --> 01:10:03,700 you could get and throw it in 1876 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,180 the old Steve Jobs chisht. 1877 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,280 Now it's story time again. 1878 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:10,780 With Chris's diary. 1879 01:10:14,780 --> 01:10:14,630 We might just have a look at 1880 01:10:14,630 --> 01:10:16,440 this now. 1881 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:21,700 Chris's diary. 1882 01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:25,420 I talked to the chief today. 1883 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,140 Once again. 1884 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,210 But he fucking refused to 1885 01:10:29,210 --> 01:10:30,060 listen to me. 1886 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,020 I know for certain now that Umbrella 1887 01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:33,880 has conducted this Allaghan. 1888 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:35,840 I know for certain that Allaghan 1889 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,890 have conducted T-Virus research 1890 01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:39,140 out in Westport. 1891 01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:41,310 Out in that fucking mansion out 1892 01:10:41,310 --> 01:10:42,520 Westport way. 1893 01:10:43,580 --> 01:10:45,280 Anyone infected turns into a 1894 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,200 fucking mad bastard. 1895 01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:50,680 A real mad scum. 1896 01:10:51,940 --> 01:10:54,050 But the entire mansion went up 1897 01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:56,520 in that explosion. 1898 01:10:56,660 --> 01:10:58,220 Along the entire Allaghan 1899 01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:00,150 factory went up in that fucking 1900 01:11:00,150 --> 01:11:00,980 explosion. 1901 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,140 Oh it was cuntish. 1902 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,890 Along with any incriminating 1903 01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:07,440 evidence too. 1904 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,470 Since Allaghan employs so many 1905 01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:12,400 people in the town. 1906 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,380 No one is willing to talk about 1907 01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:16,300 the incident. 1908 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:18,170 It looks like I'm running out 1909 01:11:18,170 --> 01:11:19,140 of options. 1910 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,850 It looks like I'm fucking 1911 01:11:21,850 --> 01:11:22,980 running out of options. 1912 01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:23,420 Okay. 1913 01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:24,620 Okay. 1914 01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:27,120 We've been receiving a lot of 1915 01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:29,620 local reports about strange 1916 01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:32,920 fucking monsters out in Ahergaur. 1917 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,480 There was some poor cunt with 1918 01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:38,740 his head chewed off in Shreheens. 1919 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,800 And I know for a fact now. 1920 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,500 If you head out Island 80. 1921 01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:46,040 There's this lick out beast. 1922 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,020 Stalking the planes. 1923 01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:49,280 Just for fun. 1924 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:50,360 Okay. 1925 01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,340 Just for fun. 1926 01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:52,640 Now. 1927 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:54,200 This is all the work of Allaghan. 1928 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,980 Now. 1929 01:11:55,980 --> 01:11:57,180 With the help. 1930 01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:58,600 Of. 1931 01:11:58,660 --> 01:11:59,460 Jill. 1932 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:00,480 And Barry. 1933 01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:01,860 And Jimmy Schlein. 1934 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:03,360 The two O'Shays. 1935 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,490 I had to fucking walk away from 1936 01:12:05,490 --> 01:12:05,940 it. 1937 01:12:06,140 --> 01:12:06,400 Okay. 1938 01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:09,170 I finally obtained information 1939 01:12:09,170 --> 01:12:10,200 vital to the case. 1940 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,500 Umbrella has begun research on 1941 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,400 the new G virus. 1942 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,080 A variation of the original T 1943 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:17,660 virus. 1944 01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:18,220 Okay. 1945 01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:19,620 Now. 1946 01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:20,860 Haven't they done enough 1947 01:12:20,860 --> 01:12:21,940 fucking damage already? 1948 01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:24,620 Heh. 1949 01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:27,420 Yes. 1950 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:28,840 Guard it Chris. 1951 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:29,960 Thank you very much. 1952 01:12:30,660 --> 01:12:32,270 Says I'm reading your fucking 1953 01:12:32,270 --> 01:12:33,060 diary. 1954 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:34,080 Now. 1955 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:35,900 With the help of Jill and Barry. 1956 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:36,420 I find. 1957 01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:36,640 Well. 1958 01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:37,040 Haven't. 1959 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:38,400 Haven't Allaghan done enough 1960 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,320 fucking damage. 1961 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:39,920 Already. 1962 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:41,960 Soundwave. 1963 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,220 Thanks very much as well. 1964 01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:47,960 With the talk. 1965 01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:48,580 Hey. 1966 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:49,500 We talked it over. 1967 01:12:49,660 --> 01:12:50,060 We fucking. 1968 01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:51,660 Thanks very much Soundwave. 1969 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:52,780 Look at. 1970 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,440 We talked it over. 1971 01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:56,100 And we've decided to fly over. 1972 01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:57,940 The fucking main Allaghan HQ. 1973 01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:58,360 Out. 1974 01:12:58,440 --> 01:12:59,420 Out in the States. 1975 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:01,000 Now. 1976 01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:02,180 I'm not going to. 1977 01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:02,940 I'm not going to. 1978 01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:04,300 Telling the sister about this 1979 01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:04,540 trip. 1980 01:13:04,820 --> 01:13:05,060 Alright. 1981 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,900 You'd want to keep the fucking 1982 01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:09,160 T virus to yourself. 1983 01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:11,110 I'm not going to tell the 1984 01:13:11,110 --> 01:13:12,940 sister about the trip. 1985 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:13,440 Because she's. 1986 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:13,980 Ah. 1987 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:14,400 She's. 1988 01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:16,060 It'll put her in fucking danger. 1989 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:18,520 Forgive me Claire. 1990 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:19,680 I'm out of here. 1991 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:24,930 Chris's diary has been filed in 1992 01:13:24,930 --> 01:13:26,160 your diary box. 1993 01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:29,840 Will you take the unicorn medal, 1994 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,200 will you? 1995 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:32,480 I will. 1996 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,660 Okay, okay, okay. 1997 01:13:40,260 --> 01:13:41,840 Here we go. Movie time. 1998 01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,040 It's good to see you're still 1999 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:43,920 among the living. 2000 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,180 Landon living. 2001 01:13:45,820 --> 01:13:46,990 It looks like we're not going 2002 01:13:46,990 --> 01:13:47,940 to find you. 2003 01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:49,040 It looks like you're fucked. 2004 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:56,040 Here's a diary. 2005 01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:58,540 You deaf prick. 2006 01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:00,010 That's a bit rude to call a 2007 01:14:00,010 --> 01:14:00,980 girl a prick. 2008 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,230 There's no reason for us to 2009 01:14:02,230 --> 01:14:03,960 stay any longer than necessary. 2010 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:05,990 Let's split up, look for any 2011 01:14:05,990 --> 01:14:08,280 survivors, get out of here. 2012 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:09,120 Let's split up and feck off. 2013 01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:10,800 Right. 2014 01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:14,090 One last thing. Here's a radio. 2015 01:14:14,090 --> 01:14:14,900 Take it. 2016 01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:17,200 How are you, Cain Thornhill? 2017 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,390 It sounds like you're having 2018 01:14:18,390 --> 01:14:19,340 the best experience out of 2019 01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:19,880 everyone. 2020 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:24,500 Okay, welcome to the stream, 2021 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,700 everybody. 2022 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,760 Don't forget, your chance to 2023 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:30,570 win a chance to win a trip to 2024 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:32,510 the fucking Carlow town is 2025 01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:34,320 coming up your way right now. 2026 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,170 Here's your chance to win an 2027 01:14:36,170 --> 01:14:38,820 all-expenses-paid trip to Carlow. 2028 01:14:38,820 --> 01:14:39,820 Carlow. 2029 01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:42,520 You'll be picked up by Bus Arras. 2030 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,650 Ireland's premier bus station, 2031 01:14:44,650 --> 01:14:46,740 designed in the late 60s, early 2032 01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:48,520 70s or around that time. 2033 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,670 Admire the pigeons, stare at 2034 01:14:50,670 --> 01:14:52,420 the passengers waiting to board 2035 01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:53,920 their respective buses. 2036 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,900 Then you'll be whisked away to 2037 01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:57,120 County Carlow. 2038 01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:59,940 Car-looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 2039 01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:02,470 Drive this fucker to Carlow 2040 01:15:02,470 --> 01:15:02,940 fast! 2041 01:15:02,940 --> 01:15:05,220 And don't stop once! 2042 01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:07,720 *Ruhh* 2043 01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:10,020 You'll be put up in an Airbnb. 2044 01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:11,740 The next day, a packed itiner, 2045 01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:13,510 featured Carlow Castle, Carlow 2046 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:15,430 County Museum, The Liberty Tree, 2047 01:15:15,430 --> 01:15:17,270 Cathedral of Assumption, Browns 2048 01:15:17,270 --> 01:15:18,920 Hill Dolmen, Oak Park House, 2049 01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,540 Crappie's Grave, The Liberty 2050 01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:22,970 Tree, again! Castle Dermot Abbey, 2051 01:15:22,970 --> 01:15:24,920 and Castle Dermot Round Tower. 2052 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,380 Lookit! You'll never get a 2053 01:15:26,380 --> 01:15:27,920 chance to win a prize like this 2054 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,000 again. So please, hold onto 2055 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,120 your seats, and enter now. 2056 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:33,170 This once in a lifetime 2057 01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:34,530 opportunity to visit Carlow 2058 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:36,020 doesn't come around often. 2059 01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:37,540 Unless, of course, you do want 2060 01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:38,860 to do it yourself in your own 2061 01:15:38,860 --> 01:15:39,320 time. 2062 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,970 Which, of course, many people 2063 01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:42,610 don't. Which is why this prize 2064 01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,460 is extremely cool to enter. All 2065 01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:46,300 you have to do is answer this 2066 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,220 question. 2067 01:15:47,220 --> 01:15:50,220 *Ruhh* 2068 01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:52,400 Hey, con-congratulations, Mr. 2069 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:53,220 Fontaine! 2070 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:54,220 You got a son. 2071 01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:57,220 He was born yesterday afternoon. 2072 01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:58,370 Did you know- How did you not 2073 01:15:58,370 --> 01:15:59,220 know about this? 2074 01:15:59,220 --> 01:16:03,120 Hey, con-congrat-congratulation! 2075 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,120 Mr. Fontaine! 2076 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,120 What? Why? 2077 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,020 Because you got a son. 2078 01:16:08,020 --> 01:16:09,020 Hey, Mr. Fontaine! 2079 01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:11,020 I like- 2080 01:16:11,020 --> 01:16:13,530 You wanna go for coffee 2081 01:16:13,530 --> 01:16:15,020 sometime? 2082 01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:17,180 Hey, you wanna go for coffee 2083 01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:19,020 sometime, Ian, yo? 2084 01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:20,420 Hey, con-congratulation, Mr. 2085 01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:21,020 Fontaine! 2086 01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:21,960 I've been thinking about you 2087 01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,080 quite-quite a lot recently. I 2088 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,210 just wanted to ask you 2089 01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:25,020 something. 2090 01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:27,020 Hey, congratulations! 2091 01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:28,540 You wanna go get coffee 2092 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,920 sometime with me? 2093 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:30,920 Hey, I-uh- 2094 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:31,920 Hey, congratulations! 2095 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:31,920 Hey, I-uh- 2096 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,920 Congratulations! 2097 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:33,920 Yes! 2098 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,920 You don't wanna get coffee so- 2099 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,090 You don't wanna get coffee 2100 01:16:37,090 --> 01:16:37,920 sometime, no? 2101 01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,280 You wanna get coffee sometime 2102 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:39,820 with me? 2103 01:16:39,820 --> 01:16:41,270 You wanna get coffee sometime 2104 01:16:41,270 --> 01:16:41,820 with me? 2105 01:16:41,820 --> 01:16:43,820 Hey, con-congrat-congratulation! 2106 01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:45,820 What do you mean, why not? 2107 01:16:45,820 --> 01:16:46,820 What do you mean, no? 2108 01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:47,820 Huh? 2109 01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:50,120 What do you mean, your f- your 2110 01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:50,820 father? 2111 01:16:50,820 --> 01:16:51,820 Huh? 2112 01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:53,820 Mr. Fontaine! 2113 01:16:53,820 --> 01:16:55,820 What- 2114 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:56,820 Why? 2115 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:57,840 I've been thinking about you 2116 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:58,820 for quite some time now. 2117 01:16:58,820 --> 01:16:59,820 I- 2118 01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:01,270 You wanna get coffee sometime 2119 01:17:01,270 --> 01:17:01,820 with me? 2120 01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:02,520 You wanna get coffee sometime 2121 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:02,820 with me? 2122 01:17:02,820 --> 01:17:03,820 Congratulations, Mr. Fontaine! 2123 01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,970 The people are paid 600,000 2124 01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:07,820 pounds! 2125 01:17:07,820 --> 01:17:10,160 A week or a year for doing 11 2126 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,220 hours jobs! 2127 01:17:11,220 --> 01:17:13,060 And who have the moralising, 2128 01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:15,600 pontificating, who say, "Oh, we 2129 01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,720 need to cut it back to the 2130 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:17,720 Northern Ireland system!" 2131 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,190 And they don't have the moral 2132 01:17:19,190 --> 01:17:20,600 right to stand and stand for 2133 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,220 the people of this country. 2134 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:24,070 And it's you, Pat Kenny, who 2135 01:17:24,070 --> 01:17:26,820 get 600,000 pounds a year for 2136 01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:28,720 doing 11 hours a week! 2137 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,190 And you have the dignity to 2138 01:17:30,190 --> 01:17:31,620 speak about people on the 2139 01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:33,720 social welfare, on disability! 2140 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,580 And a new pontificate against 2141 01:17:35,580 --> 01:17:37,380 ministers and their corrupt 2142 01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:38,120 system! 2143 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,790 Your RTE and the elite 20 top 2144 01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:42,970 players do not deserve the 2145 01:17:42,970 --> 01:17:44,520 money they get! 2146 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:47,320 Yo, yo, yo, you know the skull. 2147 01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:50,480 We all up in this. Yo, yo. 2148 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:51,680 Boom time. 2149 01:17:51,680 --> 01:18:21,660 Boom time. 2150 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:22,400 Boom time. 2151 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,260 Boom time. 2152 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:28,180 Boom time. 2153 01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:30,100 Boom time. 2154 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:33,680 Boom time. 2155 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:34,680 Boom time. 2156 01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:35,680 Boom time. 2157 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:35,680 Boom time. 2158 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:35,680 Boom time. 2159 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,680 Boom time. 2160 01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:37,680 Boom time. 2161 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,680 Yo. 2162 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,140 Welcome to the goddamn stream. 2163 01:18:40,140 --> 01:18:42,130 It's Resident Evil 2 all up in 2164 01:18:42,130 --> 01:18:43,120 this house. 2165 01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,200 And I wanna say Frankie Schoonz. 2166 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,560 You're a man of substance. 2167 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,720 Frankie Schoonz is in the house 2168 01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:50,140 again. 2169 01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:52,790 A real long time dreamer of the 2170 01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:53,820 stream. 2171 01:18:53,820 --> 01:18:56,500 He's up there with Jack Farr 2172 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,820 and fuckin' Garage. 2173 01:18:58,820 --> 01:19:04,140 I don't forget about the names. 2174 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:05,680 Soundwave said, "Are you gonna 2175 01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,050 release a Baby Cow song or the 2176 01:19:07,050 --> 01:19:08,960 Mitzi Turbo song from the start?" 2177 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:11,760 Uh, no plans to. 2178 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,140 And I tell you something. 2179 01:19:13,140 --> 01:19:14,500 Baby Cow, I made that. 2180 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:17,340 Uh, there's a lad called Joe Dooney 2181 01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:20,080 who made the Mitzi Turbos tune. 2182 01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,080 I didn't make that. 2183 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,080 That's Joe Dooney. 2184 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:23,350 So if Joe Dooney is out there, 2185 01:19:23,350 --> 01:19:23,700 man. 2186 01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:25,330 Maybe you could fuckin' release 2187 01:19:25,330 --> 01:19:26,100 that, man. 2188 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:28,100 An old long one. 2189 01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:30,950 So far, the story is, we're in 2190 01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:33,750 the fuckin' Garda Station out 2191 01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:36,100 in- in- in Roscommon. 2192 01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:37,100 Yeah. 2193 01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:38,100 It's trashed. 2194 01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:41,100 The Cosmos is donated two euro. 2195 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,100 Umbrella are hiring over in Balinamore. 2196 01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:46,100 The recession is over. 2197 01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:47,100 It's trashed, okay? 2198 01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:49,300 The Garda Station in Roscommon 2199 01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:51,100 town has been trashed. 2200 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:53,980 Someone musta fuckin' searched 2201 01:19:53,980 --> 01:19:55,100 the desk. 2202 01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:57,600 I believe there was some kind 2203 01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,100 of thing here. 2204 01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:01,230 I- if I remember correctly, if 2205 01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:03,560 you- if you 50- press the- the 2206 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:08,100 desk 50 times, you got like 2207 01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:08,100 some special. 2208 01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:09,610 Can anybody tell- read the desk 2209 01:20:09,610 --> 01:20:11,100 50 times for a picture? 2210 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:13,100 Says Andrew Keneally. 2211 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:15,100 Read the desk. 2212 01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:16,100 Which one? 2213 01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:18,100 Was I doing it right there? 2214 01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:20,100 Read the desk. 2215 01:20:20,100 --> 01:20:22,100 Read the desk. 2216 01:20:22,100 --> 01:20:23,100 Is it? 2217 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:24,100 50 times. 2218 01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,100 Read the desk. 2219 01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:26,100 Is it? 2220 01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:27,100 50 times. 2221 01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:28,730 We get a picture of Rebecca, is 2222 01:20:28,730 --> 01:20:29,100 it? 2223 01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:31,100 Rebecca Chambers in her Scoobies. 2224 01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,100 Quality- quality content. 2225 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:32,100 Mm-hmm. 2226 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,100 Here we go boys. 2227 01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,100 Will you fuckin' take the film? 2228 01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:35,100 Are you doing a bit of filming? 2229 01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:36,100 Are you doing a bit of filming? 2230 01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:36,810 I found a bit of film up in the 2231 01:20:36,810 --> 01:20:37,100 desk. 2232 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,100 Or you'd have to go to fuckin' 2233 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,100 Snack. 2234 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,100 Are you doing a bit of filming? 2235 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,810 I found a bit of film up in the 2236 01:20:37,810 --> 01:20:38,100 desk. 2237 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:38,820 Or you'd have to go to fuckin' 2238 01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:39,100 Snack. 2239 01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:49,930 in her skivies quality quality 2240 01:20:49,930 --> 01:20:54,410 content here we go boys will 2241 01:20:54,410 --> 01:20:59,740 you fucking take the film are 2242 01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:01,180 you doing a bit of filming I 2243 01:21:01,180 --> 01:21:03,100 found a bit of film up in the 2244 01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:04,660 dish or you'd have to go to 2245 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:07,100 fucking snappy snaps to have it 2246 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:08,380 developed yeah 2247 01:21:08,380 --> 01:21:11,960 Anyway, stick that film in your 2248 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,770 fucking purse next to the 2249 01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:15,140 middle, the unicorn middle. 2250 01:21:15,540 --> 01:21:17,570 Yeah, go and get it developed 2251 01:21:17,570 --> 01:21:18,120 in. 2252 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:23,080 Can I get the T-Virus, please? 2253 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:30,560 Stick that film in your fanny, 2254 01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:35,540 says Frank Flynn. 2255 01:21:36,540 --> 01:21:37,840 Frank Flynn's a bit of an old 2256 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,600 silver-tongue charmer, is he? 2257 01:21:46,660 --> 01:21:47,740 How for now. 2258 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:50,700 How for Nora. 2259 01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:53,440 Oh, something here. 2260 01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:56,120 Will you take the H-gun bullets? 2261 01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:56,980 I will. 2262 01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:58,310 Stick those bullets in your 2263 01:21:58,310 --> 01:21:59,800 fucking H-gun, you can't. 2264 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,060 Ashmore. 2265 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,620 I want to tell you something 2266 01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:04,700 about Ashmore. 2267 01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:06,130 Do you see this picture here of 2268 01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:07,460 the Stars team members? 2269 01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:11,160 No, you have Barry Burton. 2270 01:22:14,540 --> 01:22:17,160 That fella knows Ashmore. 2271 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,720 And he said that she's sound. 2272 01:22:21,540 --> 01:22:23,000 I think he's, uh... 2273 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,700 What's his name? 2274 01:22:24,780 --> 01:22:25,920 Fucking Lorenzo, is it? 2275 01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:28,460 Lorenzo Towie. 2276 01:22:30,140 --> 01:22:31,660 And then you've, uh... 2277 01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:33,180 This guy, don't know who he is. 2278 01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:35,480 This... 2279 01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:37,130 I want to tell you about this cunt 2280 01:22:37,130 --> 01:22:38,200 with the shades. 2281 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:39,780 This cunt here. 2282 01:22:41,780 --> 01:22:42,860 This cunt with the shades. 2283 01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:43,360 Here, look. 2284 01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:47,920 Wesker. 2285 01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:50,180 Did you ever try and give Wesker 2286 01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:51,340 the old lick? 2287 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:54,320 He's a bollocks. 2288 01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:56,570 Ten beans Noctuns won't be 2289 01:22:56,570 --> 01:22:57,660 getting. 2290 01:22:59,240 --> 01:22:59,580 You... 2291 01:22:59,580 --> 01:23:01,320 Yeah, well, let's... 2292 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:01,720 That's nice. 2293 01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:03,610 Noctuns get enough fucking pint 2294 01:23:03,610 --> 01:23:07,300 money from every son of a gun. 2295 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:14,880 Wesker knew my da. 2296 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:17,070 Alright, we need to get out of 2297 01:23:17,070 --> 01:23:17,580 this. 2298 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:18,580 I'm sick of this now. 2299 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:20,900 Alright, here we go. 2300 01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:22,580 Sick of this fucking... 2301 01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:24,420 What are you doing, Claire? 2302 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:25,740 How are things, Claire? 2303 01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,010 I can't believe what is 2304 01:23:27,010 --> 01:23:28,560 happening to this city. 2305 01:23:28,860 --> 01:23:29,180 Yeah? 2306 01:23:31,220 --> 01:23:31,370 I can't believe what is 2307 01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:33,960 happening to this city. 2308 01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:34,760 What's happening? 2309 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:36,710 I can't believe what is 2310 01:23:36,710 --> 01:23:39,040 happening to this city. 2311 01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:40,960 Yeah? 2312 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:42,610 I can't believe what is 2313 01:23:42,610 --> 01:23:44,620 happening to this city. 2314 01:23:47,580 --> 01:23:47,230 I can't believe what is 2315 01:23:47,230 --> 01:23:50,340 happening to this city. 2316 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:54,010 I can't believe what is 2317 01:23:54,010 --> 01:23:55,520 happening to this city. 2318 01:23:58,340 --> 01:23:58,090 I can't believe what is 2319 01:23:58,090 --> 01:24:01,140 happening to this city. 2320 01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:04,000 Vulcan Raven's after you. 2321 01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:06,460 Thank you very much, Vulcan 2322 01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:07,320 Raven. 2323 01:24:07,940 --> 01:24:09,010 You're a giant and shaman, I 2324 01:24:09,010 --> 01:24:09,780 believe. 2325 01:24:10,260 --> 01:24:11,340 I want to tell you something. 2326 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,030 I'll tell you something now 2327 01:24:13,030 --> 01:24:14,740 about Vulcan Raven, Pat. 2328 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,120 He's giant and shaman. 2329 01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:21,480 Here we go. 2330 01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:22,680 Resident Evil 2. 2331 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:23,720 Extreme. 2332 01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:24,640 Extreme. 2333 01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:25,580 The extreme. 2334 01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:26,640 The extreme. 2335 01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:28,490 That's what I should call the 2336 01:24:28,490 --> 01:24:29,660 stream, man. 2337 01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:32,040 It's the coolest fucking name 2338 01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,700 ever for a stream. 2339 01:24:34,980 --> 01:24:35,340 Okay? 2340 01:24:35,580 --> 01:24:36,500 For now on... 2341 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:39,600 This will now be known as the 2342 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,000 extreme. 2343 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:41,340 Extreme. 2344 01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:53,020 Mick never minds a perceptive 2345 01:24:53,020 --> 01:24:54,800 old... 2346 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:58,650 Yeah, I know the zip tie in the 2347 01:24:58,650 --> 01:25:01,800 middle of the shades. 2348 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:02,100 Yeah. 2349 01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:03,790 The game volume was way too 2350 01:25:03,790 --> 01:25:04,360 loud. 2351 01:25:04,460 --> 01:25:05,300 It was grand before. 2352 01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:05,860 Sorry there. 2353 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:06,760 I've turned it down. 2354 01:25:09,140 --> 01:25:09,400 Yeah. 2355 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,480 Frankie Schoonz. 2356 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,040 A real man of substance. 2357 01:25:13,340 --> 01:25:14,820 Would you come visit Trinity 2358 01:25:14,820 --> 01:25:16,340 College if we invited you? 2359 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:17,420 Love you loads. 2360 01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:19,330 I don't know if they'd take to 2361 01:25:19,330 --> 01:25:20,480 me down there. 2362 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:28,940 Silicon Guru accent, please. 2363 01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:31,350 Not like the Dublin accent, is 2364 01:25:31,350 --> 01:25:31,860 it? 2365 01:25:33,660 --> 01:25:34,920 I didn't do that accent. 2366 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,700 That was the Silicon Guru. 2367 01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:39,280 Tom Bleedon. 2368 01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:40,040 You're a serious. 2369 01:25:45,380 --> 01:25:46,960 Should we develop that picture 2370 01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:47,720 of Rebecca? 2371 01:25:48,260 --> 01:25:49,560 See how she's getting on. 2372 01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:50,880 I miss her. 2373 01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:03,860 Baba. 2374 01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:10,820 Right, here we go. 2375 01:26:10,820 --> 01:26:25,800 Not too bad. 2376 01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:37,260 It just says recruit. 2377 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,660 It doesn't tell you it's 2378 01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:39,400 Rebecca. 2379 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:40,800 Rebecca Chambers. 2380 01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:44,810 The Japanese are funny enough 2381 01:26:44,810 --> 01:26:48,880 with the sexual animation. 2382 01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:50,490 They're weird enough with that 2383 01:26:50,490 --> 01:26:51,600 stuff, isn't it? 2384 01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:57,040 Yeah, I don't know why he went 2385 01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,100 into the developing room. 2386 01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:00,900 Like, that's something that you 2387 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,040 don't usually see. 2388 01:27:02,180 --> 01:27:02,520 He went in. 2389 01:27:02,660 --> 01:27:03,990 He developed a picture of a 2390 01:27:03,990 --> 01:27:04,780 young girl. 2391 01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:06,770 There's something worrying 2392 01:27:06,770 --> 01:27:07,800 about that. 2393 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:09,360 There's something very worrying 2394 01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:10,060 about that. 2395 01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:11,500 Why does he have pictures of 2396 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:13,160 young girls in his possession? 2397 01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:15,080 That's not something that you 2398 01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,520 do when you're playing elite-level 2399 01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:18,900 European football. 2400 01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:20,500 Or video games. 2401 01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:21,590 Alright, that's something that 2402 01:27:21,590 --> 01:27:22,580 you do on the training ground. 2403 01:27:23,220 --> 01:27:23,400 Alright? 2404 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:25,300 He's in jeopardy. 2405 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,230 Where's he getting these 2406 01:27:27,230 --> 01:27:29,340 pictures of girls from? 2407 01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:30,460 He's in jeopardy. 2408 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:31,760 That's something that you do on 2409 01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,780 the training ground. 2410 01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:38,300 Thanks, Kevin, for your insight. 2411 01:27:39,260 --> 01:27:40,160 It is strange. 2412 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:42,060 So we'll get out of that. 2413 01:27:42,860 --> 01:27:43,740 We'll head off. 2414 01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:46,450 Not without filing it away, 2415 01:27:46,450 --> 01:27:47,520 though. 2416 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:50,310 Am I awful dark on that fucking 2417 01:27:50,310 --> 01:27:51,360 screen? 2418 01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:57,120 I can't see the fucking screen. 2419 01:27:57,260 --> 01:27:57,680 But anyway. 2420 01:27:58,160 --> 01:27:59,400 Down with Allergan. 2421 01:27:59,560 --> 01:27:59,740 Yeah. 2422 01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:01,320 Thanks very much for the tip. 2423 01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:06,140 I hold no truck with Allergan. 2424 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:08,460 But I don't like the way they 2425 01:28:08,460 --> 01:28:09,940 have started. 2426 01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:11,510 They employed everyone and then 2427 01:28:11,510 --> 01:28:13,030 started spreading the fucking 2428 01:28:13,030 --> 01:28:14,340 virus around the town. 2429 01:28:18,340 --> 01:28:18,820 Filed. 2430 01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:20,620 Right. 2431 01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:21,280 Okay. 2432 01:28:21,620 --> 01:28:23,040 We'll put that fucking spray 2433 01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:23,520 box. 2434 01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:24,740 We'll put the spray paint. 2435 01:28:25,220 --> 01:28:26,500 Put the spray paint away. 2436 01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,080 Now, we're not going tagging. 2437 01:28:28,180 --> 01:28:29,880 This isn't LA South Central. 2438 01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:31,020 Okay? 2439 01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:32,340 This is... 2440 01:28:33,060 --> 01:28:34,300 Roscommon Town. 2441 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:35,910 Thanks for the Sunday night 2442 01:28:35,910 --> 01:28:37,740 stream on a Friday afternoon, 2443 01:28:37,740 --> 01:28:39,220 says Dan Dalf Corwin. 2444 01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:40,940 I really... 2445 01:28:40,940 --> 01:28:41,600 It's my pleasure. 2446 01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:42,660 Thanks for joining me. 2447 01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:45,220 Now, we're getting mixed up 2448 01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:46,020 here. 2449 01:28:46,180 --> 01:28:47,230 We need to go and stick that 2450 01:28:47,230 --> 01:28:48,780 fucking jewel in that... 2451 01:28:48,780 --> 01:28:50,200 We need to go and fucking stick 2452 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,510 that coin into the statue in 2453 01:28:51,510 --> 01:28:53,200 the front of the Garda Station. 2454 01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:57,760 But we might fucking save it. 2455 01:28:58,300 --> 01:28:58,620 Cuds. 2456 01:28:59,140 --> 01:28:59,840 Look, Cuds. 2457 01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:01,600 I want to say thanks. 2458 01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:04,100 That's very nice and very kind 2459 01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:04,640 of you. 2460 01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:08,020 It's going towards the Winterfuel 2461 01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:10,940 Allowance and towards Claire 2462 01:29:10,940 --> 01:29:13,140 Redfield's purse. 2463 01:29:17,580 --> 01:29:17,200 I was just in touch with Claire 2464 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:19,880 Redfield there. 2465 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,220 She said that she's going out 2466 01:29:21,220 --> 01:29:22,940 later and we might meet for pints. 2467 01:29:23,180 --> 01:29:24,460 So, I've had my eye on her for 2468 01:29:24,460 --> 01:29:25,740 quite some time now. 2469 01:29:25,780 --> 01:29:26,600 I think she's sound. 2470 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:27,120 Yeah, yeah. 2471 01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:28,380 I think she's sound. 2472 01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:28,620 Yeah. 2473 01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:31,360 Yeah, I think she's sound. 2474 01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:34,300 Old typewriter. 2475 01:29:35,260 --> 01:29:36,100 Ink ribbon. 2476 01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:38,200 Ink capacitated. 2477 01:29:46,060 --> 01:29:47,020 Leon A. 2478 01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:48,640 Dark room. 2479 01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:50,180 Things got a bit dark there 2480 01:29:50,180 --> 01:29:51,790 when we started developing 2481 01:29:51,790 --> 01:29:53,300 pictures of the girls. 2482 01:29:54,020 --> 01:29:56,060 We had to fucking leave it. 2483 01:29:57,060 --> 01:29:57,720 Good job. 2484 01:29:57,780 --> 01:29:57,860 Good job. 2485 01:29:57,860 --> 01:29:58,900 The graphics were shit though. 2486 01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:02,300 Cuds. 2487 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,420 Thank you very much. 2488 01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:04,100 Just donate. 2489 01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:05,550 Just gives 20 euro like that, 2490 01:30:05,550 --> 01:30:05,900 man. 2491 01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,720 It's just... 2492 01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:07,680 It's so nice. 2493 01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:10,400 It's so fucking nice. 2494 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:10,600 Like... 2495 01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:18,280 Down with Allergan. 2496 01:30:19,220 --> 01:30:20,340 Right, we're going to go back. 2497 01:30:20,340 --> 01:30:21,560 We're going to put the unicorn 2498 01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:22,640 medal into the statue. 2499 01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:23,840 We're going to make... 2500 01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:24,000 Oh! 2501 01:30:24,780 --> 01:30:25,540 Fucking help. 2502 01:30:25,780 --> 01:30:26,000 Still. 2503 01:30:26,100 --> 01:30:26,320 Hey. 2504 01:30:26,540 --> 01:30:27,300 Did you see that? 2505 01:30:28,420 --> 01:30:29,540 Did you fucking see that? 2506 01:30:30,260 --> 01:30:31,260 That was real, man. 2507 01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:32,640 That was fucking real. 2508 01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:36,820 There we go. 2509 01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:38,020 Like, we've just seen it. 2510 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:39,700 That's the power of a 20 year 2511 01:30:39,700 --> 01:30:41,170 old training ground game that 2512 01:30:41,170 --> 01:30:42,640 can still frighten you. 2513 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:43,820 Let's just keep watching here 2514 01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:44,560 at the moment. 2515 01:30:44,780 --> 01:30:45,260 Let's just... 2516 01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:46,920 I'll remove myself so... 2517 01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:50,980 Look at Francis' reaction here. 2518 01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:52,420 I know he's not on the phone. 2519 01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:53,560 That's just a mistake. 2520 01:30:54,140 --> 01:30:54,960 That's just a mistake. 2521 01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:55,420 But look. 2522 01:30:56,020 --> 01:30:57,000 Watch his reaction here. 2523 01:30:57,340 --> 01:30:58,240 He goes out the door. 2524 01:30:58,320 --> 01:30:59,320 He's busy thinking about the 2525 01:30:59,320 --> 01:30:59,900 donations. 2526 01:31:00,620 --> 01:31:01,440 And he doesn't stop to think 2527 01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:02,900 about the zombie hands that 2528 01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:03,620 come out. 2529 01:31:04,580 --> 01:31:05,340 Let's have a look. 2530 01:31:06,020 --> 01:31:06,500 Allergan. 2531 01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:07,660 Right. 2532 01:31:07,740 --> 01:31:08,580 We're going to go back. 2533 01:31:08,660 --> 01:31:09,800 We're going to put the unicorn 2534 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:10,880 medal into the statue. 2535 01:31:11,060 --> 01:31:12,060 We're going to make... 2536 01:31:12,060 --> 01:31:12,260 Oh! 2537 01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:13,780 Fucking help. 2538 01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:14,220 Still. 2539 01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:14,860 That's something. 2540 01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,020 What a fanny. 2541 01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:18,020 What an absolute fanny he is. 2542 01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:19,440 That's something that you learn 2543 01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:20,500 on training ground. 2544 01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:21,060 You don't... 2545 01:31:21,060 --> 01:31:22,820 You don't come to work 2546 01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:24,730 And get scared by hands coming 2547 01:31:24,730 --> 01:31:25,760 from... 2548 01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:26,980 Through fucking windows. 2549 01:31:28,180 --> 01:31:28,560 What a... 2550 01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:29,380 What a fanny. 2551 01:31:32,980 --> 01:31:33,920 Thanks, Kevin. 2552 01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:36,260 Kilban with the... 2553 01:31:36,260 --> 01:31:38,980 With the fucking... 2554 01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:39,780 The help. 2555 01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:40,700 The analysis. 2556 01:31:41,460 --> 01:31:41,940 He saw... 2557 01:31:41,940 --> 01:31:43,460 He really is a nice guy. 2558 01:31:43,460 --> 01:31:44,960 And Chris Dwygnan. 2559 01:31:45,660 --> 01:31:46,140 Dignan. 2560 01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:47,460 However... 2561 01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:48,480 Whatever way you want to 2562 01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:49,980 fucking skin that apple, Chris. 2563 01:31:51,780 --> 01:31:53,500 I want to say thanks very much. 2564 01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:55,040 You're a nice guy. 2565 01:31:56,520 --> 01:31:57,120 Yeah, you're not going to scare 2566 01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:58,560 me now, you cunts. 2567 01:31:58,660 --> 01:31:59,160 Even... 2568 01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:00,920 Even though they've got a... 2569 01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:02,110 Even though they fucking got a 2570 01:32:02,110 --> 01:32:02,600 hold of me. 2571 01:32:02,820 --> 01:32:04,210 I'm not going to be scared by 2572 01:32:04,210 --> 01:32:04,920 them now. 2573 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:06,880 Fucking Shane Burke. 2574 01:32:08,300 --> 01:32:09,320 With the two euro. 2575 01:32:09,820 --> 01:32:11,520 That's going to make me feel... 2576 01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:13,800 Empowered. 2577 01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:15,460 Against the future zombies. 2578 01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:16,660 The future legouts. 2579 01:32:16,940 --> 01:32:17,200 Okay? 2580 01:32:18,460 --> 01:32:19,260 And we... 2581 01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:20,740 We want to watch out here. 2582 01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:24,120 There's a carving of diamond. 2583 01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:25,580 A spade is etched under the 2584 01:32:25,580 --> 01:32:27,160 fucking keyhole, hey? 2585 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,000 Wah, wah, wah. 2586 01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:34,740 Kevin Kilban. 2587 01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:36,300 It's great that he's... 2588 01:32:36,300 --> 01:32:37,200 You know... 2589 01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:40,560 It's great that he's... 2590 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:41,560 Here to do this. 2591 01:32:42,260 --> 01:32:42,780 Because I... 2592 01:32:42,780 --> 01:32:44,040 Like, you know, he's wasted on 2593 01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:45,380 the radio doing football stuff, 2594 01:32:45,380 --> 01:32:46,000 you know? 2595 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:50,180 Thanks for the Santy money 2596 01:32:50,180 --> 01:32:53,240 anyway, Chris. 2597 01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:54,280 And Shane. 2598 01:32:54,740 --> 01:32:55,720 And cuds. 2599 01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:57,600 Dandelf. 2600 01:32:57,940 --> 01:32:58,500 Elegant. 2601 01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:00,460 Frankie Schoonz. 2602 01:33:01,780 --> 01:33:02,220 Solid. 2603 01:33:02,460 --> 01:33:02,700 Solid. 2604 01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:03,260 Names. 2605 01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:06,160 Now we... 2606 01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,390 We'll put the unicorn medal 2607 01:33:07,390 --> 01:33:08,500 inside the fountain. 2608 01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:09,100 Okay? 2609 01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:10,300 Something is written on it. 2610 01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:12,090 To obtain the key to open your 2611 01:33:12,090 --> 01:33:13,160 heart... 2612 01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:15,000 I'll wait for the unicorn. 2613 01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:16,880 The beautiful beast. 2614 01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:18,860 I want to tell you something 2615 01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:20,440 about the unicorn. 2616 01:33:20,980 --> 01:33:22,780 It's a fucking fantastic beast. 2617 01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,380 Did you ever see one? 2618 01:33:24,380 --> 01:33:28,780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 2619 01:33:28,780 --> 01:33:30,820 yeah, yeah. 2620 01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:36,520 Here we go. 2621 01:33:39,860 --> 01:33:41,080 Fucking graphics, man. 2622 01:33:41,780 --> 01:33:42,580 Look at the graphics. 2623 01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:43,840 Full motion video. 2624 01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:44,640 FMV. 2625 01:33:44,740 --> 01:33:45,060 Steining. 2626 01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:47,260 Seamless. 2627 01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:51,700 Will you take the precinct key? 2628 01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,380 I win. 2629 01:33:52,380 --> 01:33:55,220 It's fucking speed. 2630 01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:57,160 Or a club. 2631 01:34:03,260 --> 01:34:00,690 Should we go back into Big 2632 01:34:00,690 --> 01:34:04,380 Willy's style and see if we 2633 01:34:04,380 --> 01:34:06,320 still cut? 2634 01:34:07,060 --> 01:34:07,680 Quite locked. 2635 01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:18,820 We don't want to go... 2636 01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,520 We don't want to fucking go... 2637 01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,520 Around the... 2638 01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:25,000 The other side of the hall. 2639 01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:30,260 That's enough of that. 2640 01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:37,360 Thanks for the tip. 2641 01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:38,320 Zinedine Kilban. 2642 01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:39,780 Thank you very much, man. 2643 01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:41,260 What a fanny. 2644 01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:42,820 You say. 2645 01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:43,840 You're not a fanny. 2646 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:44,240 I'm just saying. 2647 01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:45,180 Not Kilban. 2648 01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:46,280 That's what you said in the 2649 01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:46,660 chat. 2650 01:34:46,780 --> 01:34:47,830 Although that doesn't display 2651 01:34:47,830 --> 01:34:48,540 it on the thing. 2652 01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:50,820 Look, I wasn't saying Zinedine 2653 01:34:50,820 --> 01:34:53,500 Zidane or Kevin Kilban was a fanny. 2654 01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:54,320 Or... 2655 01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:55,640 All right. 2656 01:34:57,040 --> 01:34:57,520 Look. 2657 01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:02,260 Through the door. 2658 01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:03,820 Through the zone. 2659 01:35:04,180 --> 01:35:05,180 Box is a cobra toxin. 2660 01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:05,640 Thank you. 2661 01:35:08,260 --> 01:35:10,460 It's a dream and a pleasure. 2662 01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:20,160 Duran Kilban. 2663 01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:22,340 I gotta tell you something, 2664 01:35:22,340 --> 01:35:23,360 David St. Patrick. 2665 01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:25,740 You're a fanny fucker. 2666 01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:30,960 If you work for Allegan, you do. 2667 01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:33,650 I heard they've been spreading 2668 01:35:33,650 --> 01:35:36,500 the T-Virus around Westport. 2669 01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:41,760 Times are tough. 2670 01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:43,740 Friday and Sunday streams now. 2671 01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:44,820 Are you struggling, Patty? 2672 01:35:45,820 --> 01:35:46,380 Fucking... 2673 01:35:46,380 --> 01:35:47,960 Struggling to keep the fucking 2674 01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:49,120 wall from the door. 2675 01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:51,100 You fucking know. 2676 01:35:52,020 --> 01:35:53,080 Sure I had to rob the shades 2677 01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:54,100 from Mace. 2678 01:35:55,380 --> 01:35:55,710 Didn't even have time to take 2679 01:35:55,710 --> 01:35:57,240 the fucking tag off before I 2680 01:35:57,240 --> 01:35:58,620 started the street. 2681 01:35:58,940 --> 01:36:00,260 The extreme street. 2682 01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:04,960 I think we can go... 2683 01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:06,680 I think we can go down and open 2684 01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:09,320 the fucking scary door with the... 2685 01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:09,840 No. 2686 01:36:10,180 --> 01:36:11,020 I need a diamond. 2687 01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:18,480 I need a diamond keeper. 2688 01:36:18,580 --> 01:36:19,040 That shit. 2689 01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:23,360 I tell you... 2690 01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:24,710 It was a long walk up the 2691 01:36:24,710 --> 01:36:26,740 stairs in that fucking... 2692 01:36:26,740 --> 01:36:28,100 The old garden station. 2693 01:36:28,420 --> 01:36:29,320 They've redone it now. 2694 01:36:29,440 --> 01:36:29,800 You don't... 2695 01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:30,660 You can take a lift. 2696 01:36:36,220 --> 01:36:36,900 Patrick Porter. 2697 01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:36,920 Patrick Porter. 2698 01:36:36,920 --> 01:36:36,920 Patrick Porter. 2699 01:36:36,920 --> 01:36:38,080 Do you stream regularly? 2700 01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:39,680 First time I've seen one. 2701 01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:40,820 Not really, Patrick. 2702 01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:41,920 Not really. 2703 01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:44,020 I tried to do this regular 2704 01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:47,080 thing called Sunday Night Games. 2705 01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:47,620 And I... 2706 01:36:47,620 --> 01:36:49,560 I didn't even do it last week. 2707 01:36:49,660 --> 01:36:50,100 Like... 2708 01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:50,980 And that's not because I... 2709 01:36:51,700 --> 01:36:53,340 Sometimes I don't feel it. 2710 01:36:53,480 --> 01:36:54,790 Sometimes I wake up late and 2711 01:36:54,790 --> 01:36:56,060 then you can't do it. 2712 01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:56,500 Like, you know? 2713 01:36:57,180 --> 01:36:58,160 I was gooshed. 2714 01:36:58,180 --> 01:36:59,260 I was fucking gooshed. 2715 01:37:01,260 --> 01:37:02,520 But I'm hoping this makes up 2716 01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:02,880 for it. 2717 01:37:02,940 --> 01:37:04,000 I'm sorry for not doing the 2718 01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:04,840 Sunday stream. 2719 01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:05,580 If anybody was... 2720 01:37:07,580 --> 01:37:08,420 Wanted to tune into that. 2721 01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:12,020 I hope this makes up for it. 2722 01:37:12,120 --> 01:37:13,080 Doing something like this. 2723 01:37:13,140 --> 01:37:13,500 You know... 2724 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:14,560 You know the crack, don't you? 2725 01:37:15,180 --> 01:37:15,480 Yeah. 2726 01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:15,900 Kieran. 2727 01:37:16,340 --> 01:37:17,400 There's a group of... 2728 01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:18,560 There's an old group of zombie. 2729 01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:19,600 In the walls. 2730 01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:20,720 Out by Tarm and Barry. 2731 01:37:21,860 --> 01:37:23,300 Will you get Turbo though? 2732 01:37:23,380 --> 01:37:23,700 Will you? 2733 01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:26,660 Turbo from Gladiators. 2734 01:37:26,820 --> 01:37:27,300 The American. 2735 01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:27,960 The real American. 2736 01:37:28,060 --> 01:37:29,160 There's going to be an orgy of 2737 01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:29,880 zombies here. 2738 01:37:30,140 --> 01:37:30,800 Look at this. 2739 01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:33,160 Pure fucking gangbang. 2740 01:37:34,340 --> 01:37:35,010 And I'm going to have to take 2741 01:37:35,010 --> 01:37:36,040 them all on. 2742 01:37:38,760 --> 01:37:40,220 I think I'm going to do the old 2743 01:37:40,220 --> 01:37:41,320 shotty to hottie. 2744 01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:44,360 This is for Key and Thorny. 2745 01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:46,640 A box is a Cobra Toxin. 2746 01:37:47,880 --> 01:37:48,780 Who is the top... 2747 01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:50,340 Top's a corporate stream. 2748 01:37:51,780 --> 01:37:52,880 And for Kilvan. 2749 01:37:53,260 --> 01:37:54,360 And for fucking Berkeley. 2750 01:37:57,340 --> 01:37:58,760 Time to clean up the... 2751 01:37:58,760 --> 01:38:00,400 Time to clean up the house. 2752 01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:01,580 Do you need... 2753 01:38:01,580 --> 01:38:02,440 Have you any vanish? 2754 01:38:03,340 --> 01:38:04,480 Have you any fucking pledge for 2755 01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:06,140 the doorknobs, Mary? 2756 01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:08,640 You'd want to spray a bit of 2757 01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:11,940 pledge on that fucking doorknob, 2758 01:38:11,940 --> 01:38:12,820 Mary. 2759 01:38:14,020 --> 01:38:15,820 It's getting fucking dusty. 2760 01:38:16,860 --> 01:38:17,780 Tommy cat. 2761 01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:20,540 Right. 2762 01:38:20,540 --> 01:38:20,620 Right. 2763 01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:30,370 Do you have any Brasso for the 2764 01:38:30,370 --> 01:38:31,000 zombies? 2765 01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:32,280 Can you go... 2766 01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:33,580 Can you nip down to Sentra and 2767 01:38:33,580 --> 01:38:34,720 get some Brasso for these 2768 01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:35,360 zombies? 2769 01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:36,560 Because they've stained the 2770 01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:37,040 floors. 2771 01:38:42,860 --> 01:38:43,520 Good lad. 2772 01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:45,200 You might head down to Sentra 2773 01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:46,870 and pick up Firelighters and 2774 01:38:46,870 --> 01:38:47,880 some Brasso. 2775 01:38:48,940 --> 01:38:50,550 Because the five zombies who 2776 01:38:50,550 --> 01:38:52,500 were eating out the cop... 2777 01:38:53,540 --> 01:38:54,580 Yeah, the American cop. 2778 01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:56,190 They left a big trail of blood 2779 01:38:56,190 --> 01:38:57,650 and a puddle of blood in the 2780 01:38:57,650 --> 01:38:58,420 hallway. 2781 01:38:58,600 --> 01:38:59,120 Can you... 2782 01:38:59,120 --> 01:39:00,090 You're gonna have to clean this 2783 01:39:00,090 --> 01:39:00,840 up if you any vanish. 2784 01:39:02,420 --> 01:39:03,120 Head down to Sentra and pick up 2785 01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:05,600 some Mr. Muscle now, fast. 2786 01:39:10,980 --> 01:39:12,550 I checked out the fucking desk 2787 01:39:12,550 --> 01:39:13,400 there, Pat. 2788 01:39:13,540 --> 01:39:14,220 It's locked. 2789 01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:15,860 There was an old vazine on it, 2790 01:39:15,860 --> 01:39:16,520 though. 2791 01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:21,960 Kilbanish Den. 2792 01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:24,350 There's a war out in Kilbanish 2793 01:39:24,350 --> 01:39:25,880 Den, you know. 2794 01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:27,810 The Kilbanish Denies have been 2795 01:39:27,810 --> 01:39:29,470 wiped out by fucking drone 2796 01:39:29,470 --> 01:39:30,320 masters. 2797 01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:34,290 Myself and the drone boys are 2798 01:39:34,290 --> 01:39:35,920 coming your way next week. 2799 01:39:36,900 --> 01:39:37,860 Kilbanish Den. 2800 01:39:39,900 --> 01:39:40,330 There's a Tora Bora mountain 2801 01:39:40,330 --> 01:39:42,980 range out in Kilbanish Den. 2802 01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:46,840 Were you ever out the reek out 2803 01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:49,660 in Kilbanish Den? 2804 01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:51,020 Did you ever go climbing the reek 2805 01:39:51,020 --> 01:39:52,100 out in Kilbanish Den? 2806 01:39:52,740 --> 01:39:53,880 It's a mountain range. 2807 01:39:55,160 --> 01:39:56,740 Prince Bin Laden was fucking 2808 01:39:56,740 --> 01:39:59,340 chillaxing out there till the 2809 01:39:59,340 --> 01:40:00,720 Americans made him go out to 2810 01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:01,400 Pakistan. 2811 01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:04,720 a bronze plate. 2812 01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:07,600 A bronze plate with a picture 2813 01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:09,060 on it, Pat. 2814 01:40:09,960 --> 01:40:10,400 Okay. 2815 01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:13,090 Now, it seems to be some kind 2816 01:40:13,090 --> 01:40:14,180 of code. 2817 01:40:16,180 --> 01:40:17,370 We have four kind of lines 2818 01:40:17,370 --> 01:40:21,540 underneath a picture of a man. 2819 01:40:21,740 --> 01:40:23,640 A picture of a kind of renaissance 2820 01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:24,600 kind of god. 2821 01:40:24,820 --> 01:40:26,460 Roman Greek fucker, is it? 2822 01:40:30,460 --> 01:40:31,670 Look, let's have a look at that 2823 01:40:31,670 --> 01:40:32,140 again. 2824 01:40:32,140 --> 01:40:33,890 A bronze plate with a picture 2825 01:40:33,890 --> 01:40:34,440 on it. 2826 01:40:36,340 --> 01:40:36,990 Looks like a radical feminist, 2827 01:40:36,990 --> 01:40:39,020 says Frankie Scholes. 2828 01:40:40,420 --> 01:40:42,520 It's, it's, uh, who's that lad? 2829 01:40:42,580 --> 01:40:44,120 The lad who cut off the head, 2830 01:40:44,120 --> 01:40:44,780 Medusa. 2831 01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:47,560 Who, who cut off Medusa's head? 2832 01:40:48,460 --> 01:40:50,080 Or is it David and Goliath? 2833 01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:55,340 Is it David and Goliath? 2834 01:41:02,660 --> 01:41:03,540 Nilegeist. 2835 01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:05,280 I think they could do that. 2836 01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:07,090 I'd, uh, would I get a slice of 2837 01:41:07,090 --> 01:41:08,340 the money though? 2838 01:41:16,800 --> 01:41:17,200 No. 2839 01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:17,240 No. 2840 01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:19,660 We moved that cabinet there. 2841 01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:19,960 No. 2842 01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:21,400 I think we moved this one. 2843 01:41:21,580 --> 01:41:22,680 Go off with a fucking fucking... 2844 01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:24,780 The middle one. 2845 01:41:25,260 --> 01:41:25,560 Hey. 2846 01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:27,260 Will you push the left or right? 2847 01:41:27,340 --> 01:41:28,080 Push the right man. 2848 01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:30,770 And will you push that one on 2849 01:41:30,770 --> 01:41:32,180 the far left or right as well? 2850 01:41:32,180 --> 01:41:32,440 Like... 2851 01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:34,510 Now, as you can see what I'm 2852 01:41:34,510 --> 01:41:36,940 doing here, I'm matching up the 2853 01:41:36,940 --> 01:41:38,220 puzzle piece. 2854 01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:40,920 This was a 1998 game. 2855 01:41:40,980 --> 01:41:42,200 This is how we did things. 2856 01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:42,500 Alright? 2857 01:41:42,580 --> 01:41:43,100 It was puzzles. 2858 01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:45,090 This is how the Japanese boys 2859 01:41:45,090 --> 01:41:46,140 did things. 2860 01:41:48,060 --> 01:41:49,460 Little puzzles like this. 2861 01:41:57,460 --> 01:41:57,980 Okay. 2862 01:42:00,540 --> 01:42:01,190 Did that release anything or 2863 01:42:01,190 --> 01:42:02,160 what? 2864 01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:15,680 Perseus, is it? 2865 01:42:17,820 --> 01:42:18,500 Did I... 2866 01:42:18,500 --> 01:42:19,690 Did I get the fucking thing 2867 01:42:19,690 --> 01:42:20,180 there? 2868 01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:20,960 I fucked it up. 2869 01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:30,300 Here we are. 2870 01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:30,880 I got it. 2871 01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:32,840 The butt plug. 2872 01:42:34,100 --> 01:42:34,720 The B plug. 2873 01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:35,240 Yes. 2874 01:42:37,340 --> 01:42:38,520 We've got the fucker. 2875 01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:44,000 It's like the crystal maze. 2876 01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:47,250 Without the old bald booking on 2877 01:42:47,250 --> 01:42:47,960 the... 2878 01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:49,020 On the microphone. 2879 01:42:50,740 --> 01:42:51,620 Playing the mic... 2880 01:42:51,620 --> 01:42:53,210 He'd always stand outside the 2881 01:42:53,210 --> 01:42:53,700 cell. 2882 01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:55,200 Playing the fucking... 2883 01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:56,420 The squeeze box. 2884 01:42:58,500 --> 01:42:59,540 Take the red herb. 2885 01:42:59,620 --> 01:43:00,600 You mix the red herb with the 2886 01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:01,760 green to make it stronger. 2887 01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:02,420 But I've... 2888 01:43:02,960 --> 01:43:03,420 No other... 2889 01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:05,420 Space left in my inventory. 2890 01:43:05,420 --> 01:43:06,260 Inventory. 2891 01:43:06,820 --> 01:43:07,800 So I might as well leave it. 2892 01:43:09,460 --> 01:43:10,680 Inventory or inventory. 2893 01:43:11,140 --> 01:43:12,350 Whatever way you want to skin 2894 01:43:12,350 --> 01:43:13,020 that apple. 2895 01:43:13,420 --> 01:43:13,760 Okay. 2896 01:43:14,620 --> 01:43:15,760 I'm okay with it. 2897 01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:17,800 Whatever way you want to skin 2898 01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:18,580 that word. 2899 01:43:19,020 --> 01:43:20,080 I'm alright with that. 2900 01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:21,760 Now how is... 2901 01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:22,640 The volume... 2902 01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:23,240 On the game? 2903 01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:24,120 Is it loud enough? 2904 01:43:33,740 --> 01:43:34,380 Good luck. 2905 01:43:35,380 --> 01:43:36,840 I want to say this to you man. 2906 01:43:37,100 --> 01:43:37,780 You're fucked. 2907 01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:44,560 We've got another booking. 2908 01:43:45,100 --> 01:43:46,770 Another contender is shuffling 2909 01:43:46,770 --> 01:43:47,560 our way. 2910 01:43:48,320 --> 01:43:48,920 Volume's good. 2911 01:43:49,020 --> 01:43:49,600 Cleona Rowe. 2912 01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:50,160 Thank you. 2913 01:43:50,960 --> 01:43:52,360 Not loud enough says fact. 2914 01:43:54,380 --> 01:43:55,700 Volume mighty says Mick. 2915 01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:56,240 Never mind. 2916 01:43:56,680 --> 01:43:57,480 I'm going to go with the two 2917 01:43:57,480 --> 01:43:58,440 said it's alright. 2918 01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:00,240 Now look at this. 2919 01:44:00,760 --> 01:44:01,160 See ya. 2920 01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:02,340 Wouldn't want to be ya. 2921 01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:03,160 In the chest. 2922 01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:04,780 One in the neck. 2923 01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:06,480 Another one in the kisser. 2924 01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:09,420 Rest in pieces. 2925 01:44:10,060 --> 01:44:10,400 Okay. 2926 01:44:10,900 --> 01:44:12,000 That's what I want to say to 2927 01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:12,500 you. 2928 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:14,200 Thanks for the tip. 2929 01:44:14,500 --> 01:44:14,780 I'll buy a pint of a bag. 2930 01:44:14,780 --> 01:44:15,970 Thank you very much bottles of 2931 01:44:15,970 --> 01:44:16,460 Brasso. 2932 01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:18,880 That's very fucking kind of ya. 2933 01:44:19,220 --> 01:44:21,540 Bottles of Brasso is a nice guy. 2934 01:44:22,020 --> 01:44:23,000 I'm Sean Gallagher. 2935 01:44:23,200 --> 01:44:24,480 And I approve this message. 2936 01:44:33,940 --> 01:44:34,480 Look at this. 2937 01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:35,860 Look at these two slugs. 2938 01:44:38,120 --> 01:44:39,000 You're Gonzo. 2939 01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:41,420 Gone with the wind. 2940 01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:43,600 Casablanca. 2941 01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:45,140 See you later. 2942 01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:47,800 Yeah. 2943 01:44:48,520 --> 01:44:51,900 This is Detective Lickout Mulcahy. 2944 01:44:51,900 --> 01:44:58,820 Thank you very much. 2945 01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:02,040 Oh we might put down the fire 2946 01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:03,160 hatch. 2947 01:45:03,700 --> 01:45:04,670 Will you press the fire button 2948 01:45:04,670 --> 01:45:05,900 there to make... 2949 01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:07,850 To make the fucking fire ladder 2950 01:45:07,850 --> 01:45:08,560 go down. 2951 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:10,400 I will ya. 2952 01:45:14,300 --> 01:45:15,860 The thing with the petrol... 2953 01:45:15,860 --> 01:45:17,060 The police stations is... 2954 01:45:17,060 --> 01:45:19,170 If you make the fucking fire 2955 01:45:19,170 --> 01:45:21,060 ladder go down... 2956 01:45:21,060 --> 01:45:22,280 You can use that to escape any 2957 01:45:22,280 --> 01:45:23,060 onslaught... 2958 01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:25,060 That you might encounter... 2959 01:45:25,060 --> 01:45:27,520 With zombies and such. 2960 01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:42,060 Now there's a key... 2961 01:45:42,060 --> 01:45:42,860 On the sofa. 2962 01:45:43,740 --> 01:45:45,060 Something I wanna... 2963 01:45:45,060 --> 01:45:46,830 Get my head around is a small 2964 01:45:46,830 --> 01:45:47,340 key. 2965 01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:48,900 You can use it for desks. 2966 01:45:49,260 --> 01:45:50,820 You can use it for small boxes. 2967 01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:52,070 You can use it for generally 2968 01:45:52,070 --> 01:45:53,520 anything that isn't a door. 2969 01:45:53,980 --> 01:45:54,380 Okay. 2970 01:45:59,480 --> 01:45:59,960 Now. 2971 01:46:01,580 --> 01:46:02,190 We have encountered the 2972 01:46:02,190 --> 01:46:04,460 secretary's diary A. 2973 01:46:04,780 --> 01:46:05,180 Let's... 2974 01:46:05,180 --> 01:46:06,680 It's a bit of story time guys. 2975 01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:08,190 We have a bit of story time 2976 01:46:08,190 --> 01:46:08,960 going on. 2977 01:46:09,260 --> 01:46:09,540 Okay. 2978 01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:10,740 So we'll put down the old 2979 01:46:10,740 --> 01:46:11,320 volume. 2980 01:46:11,440 --> 01:46:12,730 We'll get a bit of customised 2981 01:46:12,730 --> 01:46:13,900 volume music going. 2982 01:46:17,900 --> 01:46:18,420 Now. 2983 01:46:20,500 --> 01:46:22,220 I accidentally moved... 2984 01:46:22,220 --> 01:46:23,800 One of the stone statues. 2985 01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:25,080 On the second floor. 2986 01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:27,580 When I leaned against it. 2987 01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:30,230 When the chief found out about 2988 01:46:30,230 --> 01:46:30,800 it. 2989 01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:32,640 He was fucking furious. 2990 01:46:33,780 --> 01:46:34,820 I swear the guy nearly bit the 2991 01:46:34,820 --> 01:46:35,980 head off me. 2992 01:46:36,620 --> 01:46:37,600 Screaming at me like. 2993 01:46:38,180 --> 01:46:39,230 Never to touch the fucking 2994 01:46:39,230 --> 01:46:40,320 statue again. 2995 01:46:41,340 --> 01:46:42,520 If it's so important. 2996 01:46:43,700 --> 01:46:44,260 Then maybe he shouldn't have 2997 01:46:44,260 --> 01:46:46,010 fucking put the statue out in 2998 01:46:46,010 --> 01:46:47,420 the open like that. 2999 01:46:48,980 --> 01:46:50,750 I heard that all the art pieces 3000 01:46:50,750 --> 01:46:52,440 from the chief's collection are 3001 01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:53,300 rare items. 3002 01:46:53,500 --> 01:46:53,900 Yeah. 3003 01:46:55,040 --> 01:46:55,920 Literally worth hundreds of 3004 01:46:55,920 --> 01:46:57,720 thousands of dollars. 3005 01:46:59,140 --> 01:46:59,460 Now. 3006 01:47:00,260 --> 01:47:01,460 I don't know which is the 3007 01:47:01,460 --> 01:47:02,880 fucking bigger mystery. 3008 01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:04,480 Yeah. 3009 01:47:04,480 --> 01:47:06,020 Where he finds those tacky 3010 01:47:06,020 --> 01:47:06,680 things. 3011 01:47:07,220 --> 01:47:08,500 Heshtim Blumenthal. 3012 01:47:09,260 --> 01:47:09,800 Thank you. 3013 01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:12,720 Or where he's getting the 3014 01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:14,490 fucking money from to pay for 3015 01:47:14,490 --> 01:47:15,400 the kilts. 3016 01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:21,440 May 10th. 3017 01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:24,340 I wasn't fucking surprised to 3018 01:47:24,340 --> 01:47:26,800 see the chief come in today 3019 01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:29,540 with yet another large picture 3020 01:47:29,540 --> 01:47:30,520 frame. 3021 01:47:31,220 --> 01:47:32,460 In his hands. 3022 01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:35,220 This time. 3023 01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:37,040 It was a really disturbing 3024 01:47:37,040 --> 01:47:37,820 painting. 3025 01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:38,260 Right. 3026 01:47:38,780 --> 01:47:39,860 I'm not going to fucking. 3027 01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:41,460 Can you stick with me now. 3028 01:47:41,540 --> 01:47:42,460 It's not nice this. 3029 01:47:42,980 --> 01:47:44,020 It was disgusting. 3030 01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:45,010 The picture he put up was 3031 01:47:45,010 --> 01:47:46,020 fucking disgusting. 3032 01:47:47,520 --> 01:47:48,000 Disturbing. 3033 01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:50,960 Is what it was. 3034 01:47:52,700 --> 01:47:53,180 Now. 3035 01:47:54,260 --> 01:47:55,080 Are you listening to me. 3036 01:47:56,040 --> 01:47:56,540 It was a. 3037 01:47:56,620 --> 01:47:57,540 It was a nude. 3038 01:47:57,740 --> 01:47:58,810 It was a painting of a nude 3039 01:47:58,810 --> 01:47:59,400 person. 3040 01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:01,780 Being feckin' hanged. 3041 01:48:03,100 --> 01:48:04,160 I was appalled. 3042 01:48:04,680 --> 01:48:05,060 Okay. 3043 01:48:06,340 --> 01:48:07,380 By the expression. 3044 01:48:07,780 --> 01:48:08,900 On the chief's face. 3045 01:48:09,300 --> 01:48:10,220 As he leered in. 3046 01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:10,980 It was like this. 3047 01:48:11,080 --> 01:48:11,960 Leering into the pin. 3048 01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:27,240 The chief was round the last 3049 01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:31,000 day. 3050 01:48:31,900 --> 01:48:32,970 The chief was fucking round the 3051 01:48:32,970 --> 01:48:33,440 last day. 3052 01:48:33,520 --> 01:48:33,680 Okay. 3053 01:48:36,020 --> 01:48:36,740 Thanks extreme. 3054 01:48:37,660 --> 01:48:38,800 I was in his office. 3055 01:48:39,120 --> 01:48:40,460 And he had some new paintings. 3056 01:48:41,480 --> 01:48:41,800 Now. 3057 01:48:42,020 --> 01:48:42,200 I. 3058 01:48:42,300 --> 01:48:42,860 Am I weird. 3059 01:48:42,980 --> 01:48:43,320 Is this. 3060 01:48:43,380 --> 01:48:44,520 Is this weird of me now. 3061 01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:46,640 I thought I was a bit strange. 3062 01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:47,060 Or am I. 3063 01:48:47,180 --> 01:48:48,280 Am I a bit too sensitive. 3064 01:48:48,820 --> 01:48:49,000 Yeah. 3065 01:48:49,080 --> 01:48:49,800 Let me tell you what the 3066 01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:50,380 painting was. 3067 01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:52,620 It was a. 3068 01:48:52,720 --> 01:48:53,880 There was a naked fella. 3069 01:48:54,200 --> 01:48:55,180 On the fucking painting. 3070 01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:56,340 Disturbing. 3071 01:48:57,340 --> 01:48:58,800 And he was being hanged. 3072 01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:00,760 And I. 3073 01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:00,920 I. 3074 01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:02,200 I would be like. 3075 01:49:02,340 --> 01:49:02,780 Fair enough. 3076 01:49:02,960 --> 01:49:03,200 Okay. 3077 01:49:03,280 --> 01:49:03,920 It's renaissance. 3078 01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:05,240 It's something. 3079 01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:06,080 That was done. 3080 01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:07,620 They used to paint naked people. 3081 01:49:07,820 --> 01:49:08,260 Back in the day. 3082 01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:09,610 Father Jack was in there as 3083 01:49:09,610 --> 01:49:10,080 well. 3084 01:49:10,180 --> 01:49:10,840 Thank you very much. 3085 01:49:11,580 --> 01:49:12,060 But am I. 3086 01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:13,400 It. 3087 01:49:13,540 --> 01:49:14,280 It wasn't. 3088 01:49:14,340 --> 01:49:15,160 It wasn't the painting. 3089 01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:15,480 Right. 3090 01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:16,940 It wasn't the fucking painting. 3091 01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:18,180 That got my goat. 3092 01:49:19,100 --> 01:49:20,060 It was the way. 3093 01:49:22,140 --> 01:49:23,140 It was the expression. 3094 01:49:23,140 --> 01:49:24,180 On the chief's face. 3095 01:49:25,180 --> 01:49:26,340 And he was leering in. 3096 01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:26,760 It was like. 3097 01:49:26,920 --> 01:49:27,640 It was like this. 3098 01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:37,400 And he had his knob out. 3099 01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:38,600 And he's like this. 3100 01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:44,800 Sure I'm the secretary. 3101 01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:45,120 And he. 3102 01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:45,580 He was. 3103 01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:46,600 That's what he was doing. 3104 01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:47,360 And I was. 3105 01:49:48,780 --> 01:49:49,340 You know. 3106 01:49:49,840 --> 01:49:51,160 I had to go to HR. 3107 01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:53,380 Why anyone would consider. 3108 01:49:53,380 --> 01:49:54,200 Something like that. 3109 01:49:54,300 --> 01:49:55,020 To be a work of art. 3110 01:49:55,140 --> 01:49:56,460 Is fucking beyond me. 3111 01:49:59,420 --> 01:50:00,120 Nose hairs. 3112 01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:00,620 Yeah. 3113 01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:01,020 Alright. 3114 01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:02,280 I'll sort that out man. 3115 01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:05,120 It's not easy. 3116 01:50:06,540 --> 01:50:07,260 It's a fuck. 3117 01:50:07,460 --> 01:50:07,700 Look. 3118 01:50:07,780 --> 01:50:08,320 It's a problem. 3119 01:50:08,480 --> 01:50:09,340 We're looking into it. 3120 01:50:09,680 --> 01:50:10,000 Okay. 3121 01:50:11,800 --> 01:50:12,660 We'll save it. 3122 01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:14,180 We might as well save it. 3123 01:50:15,060 --> 01:50:16,480 We've been given an ink ribbon. 3124 01:50:17,180 --> 01:50:17,800 It's safe. 3125 01:50:17,920 --> 01:50:18,960 The ink ribbon is safe. 3126 01:50:19,560 --> 01:50:21,000 The progress will be saved. 3127 01:50:32,720 --> 01:50:33,160 Now. 3128 01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:34,680 Dark room. 3129 01:50:35,420 --> 01:50:36,240 Overwrite this. 3130 01:50:36,660 --> 01:50:36,940 Yes. 3131 01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:43,210 Typewriters are great 3132 01:50:43,210 --> 01:50:44,800 instruments. 3133 01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:46,060 I'm Sean Gallagher. 3134 01:50:46,060 --> 01:50:47,540 And I approve this message. 3135 01:50:47,540 --> 01:50:47,560 I approve this message. 3136 01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:07,450 What should I use the small key 3137 01:51:07,450 --> 01:51:07,920 for? 3138 01:51:11,020 --> 01:51:13,830 The heating isn't on, Mr. Motonator, 3139 01:51:13,830 --> 01:51:14,220 no. 3140 01:51:22,500 --> 01:51:23,700 The press. 3141 01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:25,950 Go back and get the handgun yoke 3142 01:51:25,950 --> 01:51:27,320 from the press. 3143 01:51:28,400 --> 01:51:28,900 I will, yeah. 3144 01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:31,520 Key to the Mercedes. 3145 01:51:32,660 --> 01:51:34,040 Key will get you the ride. 3146 01:51:35,300 --> 01:51:36,700 For a bump or schnachter. 3147 01:51:38,900 --> 01:51:40,480 Look, there's many uses for the 3148 01:51:40,480 --> 01:51:42,800 key, but I want the game uses. 3149 01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:47,160 Now. 3150 01:51:48,920 --> 01:51:50,360 A small lock. 3151 01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:51,720 Shall I go back to the fucking 3152 01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:53,340 room and get the handgun yoke? 3153 01:51:54,760 --> 01:51:55,780 Do you need the small key for 3154 01:51:55,780 --> 01:51:57,400 that, Andrew? 3155 01:52:01,840 --> 01:52:02,580 Maybe you do. 3156 01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:05,540 Okay. 3157 01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:05,540 Okay. 3158 01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:05,540 Okay. 3159 01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:05,540 Okay. 3160 01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:06,680 Let's do it. 3161 01:52:06,680 --> 01:52:07,800 Let's fucking do it, man. 3162 01:52:07,800 --> 01:52:15,190 I'm going to go through this 3163 01:52:15,190 --> 01:52:22,920 and go back to the press where 3164 01:52:22,920 --> 01:52:25,580 we met. 3165 01:52:25,580 --> 01:52:26,260 Claire. 3166 01:52:26,260 --> 01:52:27,800 Thanks very much, Shane Berg, 3167 01:52:27,800 --> 01:52:28,800 for that one euro. 3168 01:52:29,120 --> 01:52:29,760 You're a fucking man of 3169 01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:30,420 substance. 3170 01:52:30,600 --> 01:52:31,440 And I appreciate it. 3171 01:52:32,460 --> 01:52:32,840 Okay? 3172 01:52:33,060 --> 01:52:33,960 I appreciate it. 3173 01:52:36,460 --> 01:52:36,490 We're going to head back to the 3174 01:52:36,490 --> 01:52:38,920 press in the room where we met 3175 01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:39,940 Claire. 3176 01:52:40,780 --> 01:52:43,280 Claire is the sister of Chris. 3177 01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:46,220 And Chris was involved in the 3178 01:52:46,220 --> 01:52:49,170 explosion up in Allergan out 3179 01:52:49,170 --> 01:52:50,840 the last day. 3180 01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:52,940 So we don't know what's going 3181 01:52:52,940 --> 01:52:53,440 on. 3182 01:52:53,560 --> 01:52:54,820 I think he's headed off to 3183 01:52:54,820 --> 01:52:56,820 Europe or something of that ilk. 3184 01:52:57,280 --> 01:53:05,980 Kurt Cobain, thank you very 3185 01:53:05,980 --> 01:53:08,560 much. 3186 01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:13,320 It's a Remington. 3187 01:53:18,040 --> 01:53:19,390 That's funny now, because Kurt 3188 01:53:19,390 --> 01:53:20,490 Cobain said that's a class 3189 01:53:20,490 --> 01:53:21,620 shotgun you have there. 3190 01:53:23,700 --> 01:53:25,280 Which is, uh... 3191 01:53:26,280 --> 01:53:27,220 You know, that's... 3192 01:53:27,220 --> 01:53:28,620 Should I use the small key here? 3193 01:53:29,460 --> 01:53:30,870 Or should I fucking wait until 3194 01:53:30,870 --> 01:53:33,020 the police room where I might 3195 01:53:33,020 --> 01:53:34,820 Claire use it there? 3196 01:53:34,880 --> 01:53:35,020 Okay. 3197 01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:37,140 What'd you get? 3198 01:53:37,800 --> 01:53:38,520 Oh, is this the part for the 3199 01:53:38,520 --> 01:53:39,160 handgun? 3200 01:53:40,340 --> 01:53:41,240 Fucking great, man. 3201 01:53:41,540 --> 01:53:42,260 Fucking love it. 3202 01:53:42,480 --> 01:53:43,060 Love that part. 3203 01:53:43,580 --> 01:53:43,760 Hey. 3204 01:53:44,320 --> 01:53:45,360 Fucking love that part. 3205 01:53:45,900 --> 01:53:46,860 Oh, I love that part. 3206 01:53:46,920 --> 01:53:47,140 Yeah. 3207 01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:48,250 It's the only part you can get 3208 01:53:48,250 --> 01:53:49,140 for, like... 3209 01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:58,220 Ba-bap. Ba-bap. 3210 01:53:59,020 --> 01:54:00,560 Now we combine that with that 3211 01:54:00,560 --> 01:54:02,140 and we get a nasty little toy. 3212 01:54:03,320 --> 01:54:05,180 A real nasty little toy. 3213 01:54:05,580 --> 01:54:07,000 Fires three bullets at a time. 3214 01:54:11,140 --> 01:54:10,500 I'm just trying to get rid of 3215 01:54:10,500 --> 01:54:13,460 the nose hair there. 3216 01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:15,460 So the Mortinator doesn't get 3217 01:54:15,460 --> 01:54:15,900 me. 3218 01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:19,760 That's for you, Morton. 3219 01:54:20,440 --> 01:54:21,320 You prick. 3220 01:54:26,020 --> 01:54:27,340 Back to the press. 3221 01:54:27,580 --> 01:54:28,790 Should we go back to the press 3222 01:54:28,790 --> 01:54:30,120 with Claire and Chris? 3223 01:54:34,720 --> 01:54:35,740 Thanks, Allergan. 3224 01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:45,180 You're overdoing it, man. 3225 01:54:50,980 --> 01:54:49,580 But I want to tell you 3226 01:54:49,580 --> 01:54:52,340 something. 3227 01:54:53,120 --> 01:54:54,370 I'd never anticipated such 3228 01:54:54,370 --> 01:54:55,300 support. 3229 01:54:55,620 --> 01:54:58,000 For a game. 3230 01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:01,500 Merry Christmas, David Patterson. 3231 01:55:04,160 --> 01:55:04,600 Now. 3232 01:55:05,740 --> 01:55:07,540 Is there anything I need to get 3233 01:55:07,540 --> 01:55:08,540 in this room? 3234 01:55:08,740 --> 01:55:09,640 We checked the press here 3235 01:55:09,640 --> 01:55:10,520 before, didn't we? 3236 01:55:10,780 --> 01:55:11,540 There's nothing in it. 3237 01:55:15,620 --> 01:55:16,420 Rookie's desk. 3238 01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:16,860 Right. 3239 01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:16,860 Right. 3240 01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:22,800 We'll fuck off, Bexle. 3241 01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:22,960 Right. 3242 01:55:22,960 --> 01:55:35,960 We'll fuck off, Bexle. 3243 01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:42,580 That's a wish. 3244 01:55:42,580 --> 01:55:44,010 That was a fucking wish time in 3245 01:55:44,010 --> 01:55:44,720 that gaff. 3246 01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:48,880 Thank you, Mortinator. 3247 01:55:49,300 --> 01:55:50,700 I didn't take any of those 3248 01:55:50,700 --> 01:55:52,720 comments to heart about the 3249 01:55:52,720 --> 01:55:54,410 nose, but you said that that's 3250 01:55:54,410 --> 01:55:55,460 for the nose trimmer. 3251 01:55:55,840 --> 01:55:57,090 I'll put that towards the nose 3252 01:55:57,090 --> 01:55:57,600 trimmer. 3253 01:56:01,020 --> 01:56:02,020 It's funny, isn't it? 3254 01:56:02,020 --> 01:56:03,270 You don't really notice these 3255 01:56:03,270 --> 01:56:04,760 things about your fucking face. 3256 01:56:06,620 --> 01:56:07,780 Until it's too late. 3257 01:56:07,780 --> 01:56:07,780 Until it's too late. 3258 01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,680 Allergan PR stream. 3259 01:56:22,880 --> 01:56:23,300 Thank you. 3260 01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:24,280 PR office. 3261 01:56:24,440 --> 01:56:24,960 Loving the stream. 3262 01:56:25,440 --> 01:56:26,420 Kirk Cobain said that's a nice 3263 01:56:26,420 --> 01:56:26,840 shotgun. 3264 01:56:27,140 --> 01:56:28,920 And I thought to myself that 3265 01:56:28,920 --> 01:56:31,180 the Remington is the gun, the 3266 01:56:31,180 --> 01:56:33,260 shotgun that you have in the 3267 01:56:33,260 --> 01:56:34,000 game. 3268 01:56:34,640 --> 01:56:35,530 And I know from seeing a 3269 01:56:35,530 --> 01:56:37,630 fucking, I don't know whether 3270 01:56:37,630 --> 01:56:39,480 it was a Wikipedia or was it a 3271 01:56:39,480 --> 01:56:41,660 Benjamin Netanyahu authorised 3272 01:56:41,660 --> 01:56:44,000 biography about Kirk Cobain. 3273 01:56:44,420 --> 01:56:45,400 Thank you very much. 3274 01:56:46,780 --> 01:56:48,850 But it said that Kirk Cobain 3275 01:56:48,850 --> 01:56:51,280 used a Remington on himself. 3276 01:56:52,460 --> 01:56:53,450 And this was before I'd even 3277 01:56:53,450 --> 01:56:55,480 played Resident Evil. 3278 01:56:56,620 --> 01:56:58,370 So I, uh, I thought, is that 3279 01:56:58,370 --> 01:57:01,740 the fucking hairdryer, like? 3280 01:57:02,840 --> 01:57:04,120 I said, no, it's a shotgun. 3281 01:57:04,680 --> 01:57:06,040 It's a fucking gun manufacturer 3282 01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:07,080 in the States. 3283 01:57:07,700 --> 01:57:08,870 They make shotties and fucking 3284 01:57:08,870 --> 01:57:09,600 pistols. 3285 01:57:10,520 --> 01:57:11,900 It's not all Berettas. 3286 01:57:12,620 --> 01:57:14,960 Which are an Italian brand of 3287 01:57:14,960 --> 01:57:15,900 pistol. 3288 01:57:25,980 --> 01:57:26,580 Wow. 3289 01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:27,740 Yes. 3290 01:57:28,760 --> 01:57:29,460 Three time. 3291 01:57:29,640 --> 01:57:30,920 This is the bullet kit. 3292 01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:32,470 This is the Andrew Keneally 3293 01:57:32,470 --> 01:57:33,220 special. 3294 01:57:33,220 --> 01:57:38,640 Who is a PlayStation PS1 ninja. 3295 01:57:39,640 --> 01:57:40,720 It would seem. 3296 01:57:40,720 --> 01:57:44,850 Not enough to put the cunt down, 3297 01:57:44,850 --> 01:57:46,180 though. 3298 01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:48,020 I had to put him to sleep with 3299 01:57:48,020 --> 01:57:49,520 some extra cheese. 3300 01:57:50,960 --> 01:57:51,800 I had to give the fucker an 3301 01:57:51,800 --> 01:57:53,940 extra slice of cheese. 3302 01:57:54,680 --> 01:57:55,000 Hey. 3303 01:57:55,480 --> 01:57:56,840 There's some fucker on fire 3304 01:57:56,840 --> 01:57:57,440 here. 3305 01:57:58,120 --> 01:57:59,160 What a daft prick. 3306 01:58:02,480 --> 01:58:02,880 I'm gonna give him an extra bit 3307 01:58:02,880 --> 01:58:04,560 of cheese. 3308 01:58:05,560 --> 01:58:06,980 Flame grilled whopper. 3309 01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:11,040 Give him the old fucking IT Carlow 3310 01:58:11,040 --> 01:58:12,120 special, man. 3311 01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:14,510 Prick doesn't know what's in 3312 01:58:14,510 --> 01:58:16,300 store for him, hey. 3313 01:58:28,820 --> 01:58:29,980 Thank you, young Jake. 3314 01:58:30,220 --> 01:58:31,480 You're a man of substance. 3315 01:58:33,960 --> 01:58:35,280 You're a man of passion. 3316 01:58:38,920 --> 01:58:40,500 You're a man of taste. 3317 01:58:48,500 --> 01:58:45,820 Now, the cannabis herb, the CBD 3318 01:58:45,820 --> 01:58:50,760 herb will help you against back 3319 01:58:50,760 --> 01:58:54,460 pain, rheumatism. 3320 01:58:54,920 --> 01:58:56,230 There's a few rumours that it 3321 01:58:56,230 --> 01:58:57,740 does wonders for rheumatism. 3322 01:58:58,180 --> 01:58:59,320 Did you hear any of that? 3323 01:58:59,820 --> 01:58:59,880 Or a... 3324 01:58:59,880 --> 01:59:01,340 Or was it bollocks? 3325 01:59:17,880 --> 01:59:19,640 Cannabis herb? 3326 01:59:19,640 --> 01:59:20,460 Cannabis herb? 3327 01:59:25,460 --> 01:59:26,420 Cannabis herb? 3328 01:59:29,840 --> 01:59:31,520 Thanks very much, owl lad. 3329 01:59:31,940 --> 01:59:32,620 Five euro. 3330 01:59:32,740 --> 01:59:33,740 That's very kind of you. 3331 01:59:35,340 --> 01:59:36,300 Howie Francis, can you say I've 3332 01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:37,840 stolen your money? 3333 01:59:38,400 --> 01:59:39,000 Yeah, I can. 3334 01:59:40,520 --> 01:59:42,100 I've stolen your money. 3335 01:59:49,160 --> 01:59:51,040 Nissan Skyline, thank you. 3336 01:59:51,580 --> 01:59:53,580 That's a kind little taste. 3337 01:59:55,240 --> 01:59:57,000 It's such a nice taste, Nissan. 3338 01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:58,960 It's such a nice taste. 3339 01:59:59,380 --> 01:59:59,980 Thank you. 3340 02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:02,660 Look at this lad. 3341 02:00:02,840 --> 02:00:04,240 Panned out on the ground after 3342 02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:06,220 a heavy night's fucking riffing. 3343 02:00:08,740 --> 02:00:09,800 You might get a bit of herb 3344 02:00:09,800 --> 02:00:10,880 into us. 3345 02:00:11,240 --> 02:00:12,570 And make sure that we're 3346 02:00:12,570 --> 02:00:14,080 fucking well lit. 3347 02:00:14,720 --> 02:00:15,140 Okay. 3348 02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:16,590 I wonder can you keep taking 3349 02:00:16,590 --> 02:00:18,040 herbs even if you don't need 3350 02:00:18,040 --> 02:00:18,560 them. 3351 02:00:19,360 --> 02:00:20,360 That'd be a fucking... 3352 02:00:21,360 --> 02:00:23,240 That'd be a real bollocks of a 3353 02:00:23,240 --> 02:00:24,740 situation. 3354 02:00:25,800 --> 02:00:27,660 A heart is etched under the keyhole. 3355 02:00:32,780 --> 02:00:33,020 Any chance of doing Scenario B, 3356 02:00:33,020 --> 02:00:35,480 says Skyline. 3357 02:00:36,320 --> 02:00:37,760 Once I've done this, I'll... 3358 02:00:37,760 --> 02:00:38,960 I'll get that out of the way, 3359 02:00:38,960 --> 02:00:39,460 so yeah. 3360 02:00:40,800 --> 02:00:41,520 This might... 3361 02:00:41,520 --> 02:00:42,430 I might have this wrapped up 3362 02:00:42,430 --> 02:00:43,360 today, because... 3363 02:00:44,500 --> 02:00:45,380 Actually, I don't know. 3364 02:00:45,500 --> 02:00:46,280 I'm taking a... 3365 02:00:46,280 --> 02:00:47,020 I'm taking a while. 3366 02:00:48,620 --> 02:00:49,240 Look at this. 3367 02:00:49,320 --> 02:00:50,300 Look at the camera angles. 3368 02:00:50,440 --> 02:00:51,270 They had to make do with this 3369 02:00:51,270 --> 02:00:51,620 shit. 3370 02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:54,180 We couldn't go like a full... 3371 02:00:54,180 --> 02:00:55,290 You couldn't do a full 3D 3372 02:00:55,290 --> 02:00:56,220 scenario... 3373 02:00:57,160 --> 02:00:58,080 Back in 98. 3374 02:00:58,720 --> 02:00:59,290 You could've done, but the 3375 02:00:59,290 --> 02:01:00,780 graphics would've suffered. 3376 02:01:01,160 --> 02:01:02,220 So what you've got here is... 3377 02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:05,260 Impressive directorial maneuvers. 3378 02:01:05,920 --> 02:01:06,800 Japanese style. 3379 02:01:08,080 --> 02:01:08,610 I'm running out of fucking 3380 02:01:08,610 --> 02:01:09,880 bullets, man. 3381 02:01:15,840 --> 02:01:17,440 Thanks for the tip, Skyline. 3382 02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:19,180 I'll buy a car with that. 3383 02:01:20,680 --> 02:01:21,490 Combine the green herbs to get 3384 02:01:21,490 --> 02:01:23,300 a box of Cobra Toxin. 3385 02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:25,370 Thanks very much for the tip, 3386 02:01:25,370 --> 02:01:26,820 Frankie Scholes. 3387 02:01:29,140 --> 02:01:29,650 I mean, I do know how to do 3388 02:01:29,650 --> 02:01:30,660 that. 3389 02:01:30,720 --> 02:01:31,660 I just fucking... 3390 02:01:31,660 --> 02:01:32,620 Didn't do it. 3391 02:01:34,120 --> 02:01:35,540 I'm just gonna chew on my foot. 3392 02:01:39,620 --> 02:01:40,360 Is he dead? 3393 02:01:40,360 --> 02:01:40,680 Is he... 3394 02:01:40,680 --> 02:01:41,460 No, he's gone. 3395 02:01:41,720 --> 02:01:42,320 He is now. 3396 02:01:42,500 --> 02:01:43,880 Get nice and God bless. 3397 02:01:44,240 --> 02:01:45,220 What a gobshite. 3398 02:01:51,440 --> 02:01:52,000 This... 3399 02:01:52,000 --> 02:01:53,620 These guys deserve all they get. 3400 02:01:54,120 --> 02:01:54,500 In my... 3401 02:01:54,500 --> 02:01:55,620 In my honest opinion. 3402 02:01:56,580 --> 02:01:57,620 These guys... 3403 02:01:57,620 --> 02:02:01,740 These guys are... 3404 02:02:01,740 --> 02:02:03,800 These guys are fucking wankers. 3405 02:02:04,580 --> 02:02:05,580 Look at this wanker. 3406 02:02:09,460 --> 02:02:10,740 I wanna tell you something. 3407 02:02:11,400 --> 02:02:13,080 These pieces of shit guards. 3408 02:02:14,080 --> 02:02:15,140 This is for McCabe. 3409 02:02:16,500 --> 02:02:18,660 Stick that up your tribunal ass. 3410 02:02:20,840 --> 02:02:22,220 You want some more, do you? 3411 02:02:23,560 --> 02:02:24,040 Fuck. 3412 02:02:28,120 --> 02:02:28,940 Oh, fuck. 3413 02:02:32,460 --> 02:02:34,000 Oh, he's alive, this cunt. 3414 02:02:37,180 --> 02:02:38,240 Head smash. 3415 02:02:38,880 --> 02:02:40,340 We need some bullets, fast. 3416 02:02:41,860 --> 02:02:44,000 We need to avenge Morris McCabe. 3417 02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:50,960 The rate I'm going... 3418 02:02:50,960 --> 02:02:52,210 I don't know if I'm gonna make 3419 02:02:52,210 --> 02:02:53,420 it out of this Garda Station 3420 02:02:53,420 --> 02:02:53,860 alive. 3421 02:02:53,860 --> 02:03:05,460 Yeah? 3422 02:03:06,240 --> 02:03:06,900 Now what? 3423 02:03:08,480 --> 02:03:09,540 What do I do, man? 3424 02:03:10,520 --> 02:03:11,380 Is there a chisht? 3425 02:03:11,780 --> 02:03:13,210 If I could get access to a chisht, 3426 02:03:13,210 --> 02:03:14,840 I'd be able to get my knife. 3427 02:03:14,840 --> 02:03:21,770 We might play the waiting game 3428 02:03:21,770 --> 02:03:27,100 with this Gabshite. 3429 02:03:32,480 --> 02:03:32,020 This guy's a piece of shit and 3430 02:03:32,020 --> 02:03:34,540 he knows it. 3431 02:03:44,540 --> 02:03:45,980 I'll tempt him over here with 3432 02:03:45,980 --> 02:03:46,940 an old biscuit. 3433 02:03:56,300 --> 02:03:56,960 Come on. 3434 02:03:58,580 --> 02:03:59,340 Come on. 3435 02:04:00,260 --> 02:04:01,260 Come over here. 3436 02:04:02,700 --> 02:04:03,900 Yeah, that's right. 3437 02:04:04,420 --> 02:04:05,300 You follow me. 3438 02:04:06,760 --> 02:04:07,640 Down here. 3439 02:04:11,540 --> 02:04:12,840 He sounds fucked. 3440 02:04:14,240 --> 02:04:17,840 A few box scenes of Cobra Toxin 3441 02:04:17,840 --> 02:04:21,170 to be had in that little safe 3442 02:04:21,170 --> 02:04:22,260 room. 3443 02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,860 Morris McCabe is sound. 3444 02:04:30,300 --> 02:04:30,780 Shound. 3445 02:04:31,820 --> 02:04:32,580 Thanks, Morris. 3446 02:04:33,680 --> 02:04:35,440 2236, I believe. 3447 02:04:39,280 --> 02:04:40,780 If only I could have memorized 3448 02:04:40,780 --> 02:04:42,160 stuff for the fucking leave 3449 02:04:42,160 --> 02:04:44,520 insert as handily as I did like 3450 02:04:44,520 --> 02:04:47,010 cheats and numerical codes from 3451 02:04:47,010 --> 02:04:48,280 video games. 3452 02:04:49,380 --> 02:04:50,040 I would have had the thing 3453 02:04:50,040 --> 02:04:51,460 fucking solved. 3454 02:04:55,000 --> 02:04:56,520 Will you take the map? 3455 02:04:56,840 --> 02:04:59,710 Yeah, not bad. Yeah. I got a 3456 02:04:59,710 --> 02:05:02,700 map from the fucking safe. Yeah. 3457 02:05:02,700 --> 02:05:11,020 You're overdoing it. 3458 02:05:13,920 --> 02:05:14,800 Okay, we gotta get out of here, 3459 02:05:14,800 --> 02:05:15,820 baby. 3460 02:05:16,900 --> 02:05:18,700 Last train to fucking... 3461 02:05:20,180 --> 02:05:21,620 Roscommon leaves. 3462 02:05:22,940 --> 02:05:24,180 In five minutons. 3463 02:05:27,960 --> 02:05:27,950 Resident Evil 2 is on the 3464 02:05:27,950 --> 02:05:30,760 junior cert now. 3465 02:05:31,340 --> 02:05:32,400 Chair face. 3466 02:05:32,400 --> 02:05:38,120 No, we best get these herbs 3467 02:05:38,120 --> 02:05:40,400 into us. 3468 02:05:41,700 --> 02:05:41,940 You'd want to get a bit of herb 3469 02:05:41,940 --> 02:05:43,620 into you. You're fucked. 3470 02:05:45,240 --> 02:05:46,100 You're fucked? 3471 02:05:47,040 --> 02:05:47,920 You're fucked? 3472 02:05:57,560 --> 02:05:54,080 Oh, it's a fantastic day for 3473 02:05:54,080 --> 02:06:01,080 the fucking zombies. Yeah. 3474 02:06:01,080 --> 02:06:03,270 Well, when you get the weather 3475 02:06:03,270 --> 02:06:05,000 for it, it's not bad. 3476 02:06:09,160 --> 02:06:09,520 Crows. 3477 02:06:12,300 --> 02:06:13,680 Those fucking deadly crows, man. 3478 02:06:13,920 --> 02:06:15,400 They want to fucking kill me. 3479 02:06:15,400 --> 02:06:16,680 They want to land on my head. 3480 02:06:17,780 --> 02:06:18,270 I'm not going to give them the 3481 02:06:18,270 --> 02:06:19,560 fucking pleasure. 3482 02:06:20,560 --> 02:06:21,520 Don't give those crows the 3483 02:06:21,520 --> 02:06:22,360 fucking pleasure. 3484 02:06:22,360 --> 02:06:24,680 Those crows will only fucking 3485 02:06:24,680 --> 02:06:26,500 eat you alive, man. 3486 02:06:26,660 --> 02:06:27,690 You'd want to fucking give them 3487 02:06:27,690 --> 02:06:28,200 the slip. 3488 02:06:29,560 --> 02:06:31,030 I gave those crows the slip 3489 02:06:31,030 --> 02:06:31,900 back there. 3490 02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:33,880 They're still waiting for me, 3491 02:06:33,880 --> 02:06:34,600 though. 3492 02:06:35,320 --> 02:06:36,360 The cunts. 3493 02:06:40,780 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3494 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3495 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3496 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3497 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3498 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3499 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3500 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3501 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3502 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000 The arrests are coming. 3503 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:43,000 The arrests are coming. 3504 02:06:43,000 --> 02:06:45,000 The arrests are coming. 3505 02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:46,000 The arrests are coming. 3506 02:06:46,000 --> 02:06:47,500 The arrests are coming. 3507 02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:49,000 First day on the job. 3508 02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:50,620 First day on the job. 3509 02:06:52,000 --> 02:06:52,510 A rake of goth cunts just 3510 02:06:52,510 --> 02:06:55,080 fucking swooped on me there. 3511 02:06:56,280 --> 02:06:56,920 Oh, no. 3512 02:06:57,460 --> 02:06:59,020 What these fucking... 3513 02:06:59,020 --> 02:07:02,320 Just hate them. 3514 02:07:02,820 --> 02:07:03,820 They're just scum. 3515 02:07:04,900 --> 02:07:06,280 They need to fuck off. 3516 02:07:10,380 --> 02:07:13,060 They call me zombie dodger 2236. 3517 02:07:14,060 --> 02:07:15,640 License to slash. 3518 02:07:15,640 --> 02:07:22,660 It doesn't appear to have been 3519 02:07:22,660 --> 02:07:25,020 used much. 3520 02:07:25,860 --> 02:07:26,820 Nothing special. 3521 02:07:27,780 --> 02:07:28,770 Probably hasn't been working 3522 02:07:28,770 --> 02:07:29,920 for some time. 3523 02:07:33,500 --> 02:07:33,980 Wow. 3524 02:07:34,180 --> 02:07:35,110 Looks like a fucking valve 3525 02:07:35,110 --> 02:07:35,600 handle. 3526 02:07:39,760 --> 02:07:41,620 Will you take the valve handle? 3527 02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:42,900 Yes. 3528 02:07:42,900 --> 02:07:51,420 We've got an ink ribbon, okay? 3529 02:07:52,420 --> 02:07:53,170 We're going to throw that into 3530 02:07:53,170 --> 02:07:54,850 the pile of ink ribbons we've 3531 02:07:54,850 --> 02:07:56,860 accumulated since the beginning 3532 02:07:56,860 --> 02:07:58,040 of the game. 3533 02:07:58,700 --> 02:07:59,800 And what we'll do as well is, 3534 02:07:59,800 --> 02:08:01,920 just to save the progress, we'll 3535 02:08:01,920 --> 02:08:03,750 type away using our typewriter 3536 02:08:03,750 --> 02:08:06,120 ribbon that we've just acquired. 3537 02:08:06,620 --> 02:08:08,140 That'll save our progress up 3538 02:08:08,140 --> 02:08:09,640 until this point. 3539 02:08:10,640 --> 02:08:12,010 And a lot of you kids are 3540 02:08:12,010 --> 02:08:13,880 thinking, what's he doing? 3541 02:08:13,980 --> 02:08:14,800 Why is he doing that? 3542 02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:16,390 Where sure, back in the day, 3543 02:08:16,390 --> 02:08:17,930 you had to save the game with a 3544 02:08:17,930 --> 02:08:19,620 fucking ink ribbon, okay? 3545 02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:23,500 And there's a bullets. 3546 02:08:23,760 --> 02:08:25,060 There's a ton of bullets there. 3547 02:08:25,240 --> 02:08:26,500 And I think, is there a memorandum? 3548 02:08:28,640 --> 02:08:29,540 Is that a memo? 3549 02:08:30,260 --> 02:08:31,040 Can we read it? 3550 02:08:31,400 --> 02:08:32,520 We can't read it. 3551 02:08:36,520 --> 02:08:38,440 Cheers, bonerised. 3552 02:08:44,600 --> 02:08:45,040 Fuck. 3553 02:08:46,240 --> 02:08:47,080 Close the door. 3554 02:08:47,480 --> 02:08:48,520 Close the door, rat. 3555 02:08:50,780 --> 02:08:51,220 Fuck. 3556 02:08:54,220 --> 02:08:54,110 Hard to fucking play the game 3557 02:08:54,110 --> 02:08:56,720 with the fucking shit. 3558 02:08:56,980 --> 02:08:58,100 It's very dark. 3559 02:08:59,840 --> 02:09:01,220 Thanks very much, bonerised. 3560 02:09:01,360 --> 02:09:04,000 And also, dirty shmoo. 3561 02:09:11,140 --> 02:09:12,660 Shmoo-moo land. 3562 02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:17,100 All bound for shmoo-moo land. 3563 02:09:18,100 --> 02:09:19,580 Shmoo-moo land. 3564 02:09:20,580 --> 02:09:22,320 We're going out for fucking two 3565 02:09:22,320 --> 02:09:23,920 weeks in shmoo-moo land. 3566 02:09:24,060 --> 02:09:25,320 Fucking self-cadenement. 3567 02:09:27,360 --> 02:09:28,290 Yeah, we booked it last week, 3568 02:09:28,290 --> 02:09:29,000 man. 3569 02:09:29,080 --> 02:09:29,800 Self-cadenement. 3570 02:09:29,800 --> 02:09:29,960 Yeah. 3571 02:09:30,960 --> 02:09:32,960 Two weeks in shmoo-moo land. 3572 02:09:33,320 --> 02:09:34,760 All bound for it tomorrow. 3573 02:09:37,040 --> 02:09:38,800 Now, you're going to get to 3574 02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:40,500 hear an iconic sound of the 3575 02:09:40,500 --> 02:09:41,180 game. 3576 02:09:41,280 --> 02:09:42,220 Resident Evil Cannon. 3577 02:09:43,160 --> 02:09:44,440 What a sound it was. 3578 02:09:45,020 --> 02:09:46,140 And I'd like to, I'd wonder who 3579 02:09:46,140 --> 02:09:47,860 the guy was who invented it. 3580 02:09:48,920 --> 02:09:49,820 Yamamoto, was it? 3581 02:09:52,000 --> 02:09:53,500 Fucking Hideo Kojima. 3582 02:09:56,460 --> 02:09:56,900 Tanganaki. 3583 02:09:59,300 --> 02:09:59,700 Anyway. 3584 02:10:01,460 --> 02:10:01,660 What they do is, they get you 3585 02:10:01,660 --> 02:10:03,460 to put the valve handle onto 3586 02:10:03,460 --> 02:10:05,720 the fucking valve and twist it. 3587 02:10:06,080 --> 02:10:07,160 And then, wait till you hear 3588 02:10:07,160 --> 02:10:07,860 the sound. 3589 02:10:08,580 --> 02:10:08,980 It goes. 3590 02:10:13,840 --> 02:10:14,660 More like this. 3591 02:10:24,980 --> 02:10:26,360 Will you use the valve handle? 3592 02:10:26,440 --> 02:10:26,680 Yes. 3593 02:10:26,680 --> 02:10:41,740 I know the lad. 3594 02:10:41,900 --> 02:10:43,340 The lad who designed the sound 3595 02:10:43,340 --> 02:10:45,060 was Yashimitsu from Tekken. 3596 02:10:45,540 --> 02:10:46,610 He was doing a bit of side 3597 02:10:46,610 --> 02:10:47,220 hustle. 3598 02:10:47,400 --> 02:10:48,610 Making the, developing the 3599 02:10:48,610 --> 02:10:49,120 games. 3600 02:10:49,120 --> 02:11:01,080 Da-da-da. 3601 02:11:01,580 --> 02:11:02,500 Da-da-da. 3602 02:11:03,660 --> 02:11:04,460 Scaraba. 3603 02:11:04,460 --> 02:11:09,080 Do you want to take the hand 3604 02:11:09,080 --> 02:11:11,440 bungalow? 3605 02:11:11,500 --> 02:11:12,760 It's out the, out the truck. 3606 02:11:13,120 --> 02:11:16,370 Ah, that, that helicopter's a 3607 02:11:16,370 --> 02:11:20,190 complete, that helicopter's a 3608 02:11:20,190 --> 02:11:21,640 complete wreck. 3609 02:11:22,120 --> 02:11:23,190 They'd want to come and scoop 3610 02:11:23,190 --> 02:11:23,680 it up. 3611 02:11:24,620 --> 02:11:25,360 The council are taking their 3612 02:11:25,360 --> 02:11:27,130 time scooping up that fucking 3613 02:11:27,130 --> 02:11:29,030 helicopter that landed on the, 3614 02:11:29,030 --> 02:11:30,440 on top of the garden station. 3615 02:11:30,860 --> 02:11:31,670 Did you see the helicopter that 3616 02:11:31,670 --> 02:11:32,710 landed on top of the garden 3617 02:11:32,710 --> 02:11:33,280 station? 3618 02:11:33,340 --> 02:11:33,780 Yeah. 3619 02:11:37,440 --> 02:11:38,840 I had to walk away from it. 3620 02:11:39,080 --> 02:11:40,380 I had to walk away from it. 3621 02:11:41,060 --> 02:11:42,380 The inside politics of that 3622 02:11:42,380 --> 02:11:44,630 fucking Garda station drove me 3623 02:11:44,630 --> 02:11:45,300 wild. 3624 02:11:45,380 --> 02:11:46,500 I had to walk away from it. 3625 02:11:51,000 --> 02:11:51,860 Fucking crows. 3626 02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:53,560 The crows are out again. 3627 02:11:55,620 --> 02:11:57,030 Aye, the crows are out in full 3628 02:11:57,030 --> 02:11:57,580 force. 3629 02:11:58,440 --> 02:11:59,340 Were you, were you with them? 3630 02:12:12,200 --> 02:12:10,630 Now, we've, we've doused the 3631 02:12:10,630 --> 02:12:14,420 flames. 3632 02:12:15,180 --> 02:12:16,580 The flames have been doused. 3633 02:12:17,140 --> 02:12:19,600 And we will enter the sacred 3634 02:12:19,600 --> 02:12:22,560 room where the painting was. 3635 02:12:22,560 --> 02:12:24,260 Which the secretary said that 3636 02:12:24,260 --> 02:12:26,000 she saw the, the police chief. 3637 02:12:28,640 --> 02:12:31,040 Uh, ah, here. 3638 02:12:31,180 --> 02:12:32,200 And here I thought Francis 3639 02:12:32,200 --> 02:12:33,520 wouldn't be as funny outside an 3640 02:12:33,520 --> 02:12:34,340 edited video. 3641 02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:37,320 Well, depending on who, who. 3642 02:12:38,000 --> 02:12:39,720 I, I don't think it's that good. 3643 02:12:40,000 --> 02:12:40,960 I'm trying my best. 3644 02:12:41,740 --> 02:12:43,160 Like, I love the edited videos. 3645 02:12:43,280 --> 02:12:43,840 They're sweet. 3646 02:12:44,240 --> 02:12:45,240 They really are sweet. 3647 02:12:45,980 --> 02:12:47,040 But I had to fucking walk away 3648 02:12:47,040 --> 02:12:47,800 from them. 3649 02:12:48,280 --> 02:12:49,120 The inside politics of the 3650 02:12:49,120 --> 02:12:50,720 edited videos would drive you 3651 02:12:50,720 --> 02:12:51,660 fucking mental. 3652 02:12:51,660 --> 02:12:53,240 I had to walk away from them. 3653 02:13:01,140 --> 02:13:02,440 Will you take the ink ribbon? 3654 02:13:02,780 --> 02:13:03,040 Yes. 3655 02:13:03,560 --> 02:13:05,040 In fact, do you know what? 3656 02:13:05,200 --> 02:13:06,320 I will take the ink ribbon. 3657 02:13:07,020 --> 02:13:07,580 Thank you. 3658 02:13:08,220 --> 02:13:08,900 And you gotta put one of the 3659 02:13:08,900 --> 02:13:10,580 jewels inside the hearts of the 3660 02:13:10,580 --> 02:13:11,160 maidens. 3661 02:13:11,880 --> 02:13:13,150 You can't carry any more keys, 3662 02:13:13,150 --> 02:13:13,960 you jerk. 3663 02:13:14,740 --> 02:13:15,660 So what we gotta do is... 3664 02:13:17,120 --> 02:13:18,540 It's a, she has a hole in her 3665 02:13:18,540 --> 02:13:20,340 chest about the size of a fish. 3666 02:13:23,280 --> 02:13:24,640 A woman relief. 3667 02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:26,520 Hey. 3668 02:13:27,640 --> 02:13:28,280 Wouldn't mind an old bit of 3669 02:13:28,280 --> 02:13:30,000 fucking woman relief. 3670 02:13:30,120 --> 02:13:30,300 Hey. 3671 02:13:30,540 --> 02:13:31,160 Uptown. 3672 02:13:31,260 --> 02:13:31,700 Later on. 3673 02:13:37,240 --> 02:13:37,760 Hey. 3674 02:13:37,980 --> 02:13:39,210 I wouldn't mind a bit of 3675 02:13:39,210 --> 02:13:40,400 fucking woman relief. 3676 02:13:41,900 --> 02:13:42,260 Hey. 3677 02:13:43,640 --> 02:13:45,700 And, uh, so what you do is... 3678 02:13:45,700 --> 02:13:47,320 The woman has a hole in her 3679 02:13:47,320 --> 02:13:49,050 heart about the size of an old 3680 02:13:49,050 --> 02:13:49,640 fish. 3681 02:13:51,300 --> 02:13:52,150 And you're gonna have to 3682 02:13:52,150 --> 02:13:52,880 fucking... 3683 02:13:52,880 --> 02:13:54,720 Jam... 3684 02:13:54,720 --> 02:13:56,880 Jam an old fucking jewel into 3685 02:13:56,880 --> 02:13:57,460 her. 3686 02:14:00,100 --> 02:14:01,660 Do you know Tokyo Monaghan? 3687 02:14:05,020 --> 02:14:06,440 There's something sparkling on 3688 02:14:06,440 --> 02:14:07,660 that side of the... 3689 02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:08,160 Oh, it's the key. 3690 02:14:08,240 --> 02:14:08,420 Yeah. 3691 02:14:09,680 --> 02:14:10,860 Sure, we'll take the precinct 3692 02:14:10,860 --> 02:14:11,460 key. 3693 02:14:11,560 --> 02:14:11,840 Yeah. 3694 02:14:14,760 --> 02:14:17,140 She might answer your valve. 3695 02:14:19,440 --> 02:14:20,640 A woman relief. 3696 02:14:20,900 --> 02:14:20,920 Hey. 3697 02:14:21,240 --> 02:14:22,620 There's a hole about the size 3698 02:14:22,620 --> 02:14:23,380 of a fish. 3699 02:14:23,840 --> 02:14:25,180 In her chest. 3700 02:14:27,980 --> 02:14:28,830 Nothing useful on the shelf, 3701 02:14:28,830 --> 02:14:30,460 minister. 3702 02:14:30,460 --> 02:14:33,850 Will you take the shotgun 3703 02:14:33,850 --> 02:14:36,440 shells, yes or no? 3704 02:14:40,640 --> 02:14:40,040 Will you be supporting the 3705 02:14:40,040 --> 02:14:43,020 banks, minister? 3706 02:14:44,220 --> 02:14:44,620 Yes. 3707 02:14:44,920 --> 02:14:46,340 I will take the shells. 3708 02:14:46,780 --> 02:14:47,800 Thank you very much. 3709 02:14:51,220 --> 02:14:51,550 Lad, did you hear the fucking 3710 02:14:51,550 --> 02:14:53,380 news, man? 3711 02:14:54,380 --> 02:14:55,700 Did you hear the fucking news? 3712 02:14:55,700 --> 02:14:57,300 They're going and renaming Call 3713 02:14:57,300 --> 02:14:58,700 of Duty Blackout... 3714 02:14:59,700 --> 02:15:01,860 To fucking Call of Duty Blackout. 3715 02:15:02,840 --> 02:15:04,680 It's an unprecedented move. 3716 02:15:04,900 --> 02:15:06,330 And one which I think the game 3717 02:15:06,330 --> 02:15:08,300 creators are gonna have to... 3718 02:15:08,300 --> 02:15:08,880 Consid... 3719 02:15:08,880 --> 02:15:10,020 They're gonna have to sleep on 3720 02:15:10,020 --> 02:15:10,300 it. 3721 02:15:10,740 --> 02:15:12,040 Because they're gonna lose sail. 3722 02:15:12,700 --> 02:15:13,780 Especially... 3723 02:15:13,780 --> 02:15:14,860 Sales coming up to Christmas. 3724 02:15:21,940 --> 02:15:22,940 Now... 3725 02:15:22,940 --> 02:15:24,420 Let's... 3726 02:15:24,420 --> 02:15:25,660 Get out of this hole. 3727 02:15:26,540 --> 02:15:27,940 We need to find... 3728 02:15:27,940 --> 02:15:30,120 The jewel in the crown. 3729 02:15:30,420 --> 02:15:30,740 Okay? 3730 02:15:36,200 --> 02:15:37,460 Look out, Royale! 3731 02:15:38,400 --> 02:15:38,800 Woo! 3732 02:15:45,580 --> 02:15:46,500 I'm starving. 3733 02:15:47,780 --> 02:15:48,080 Now... 3734 02:15:48,080 --> 02:15:48,560 We go... 3735 02:15:48,560 --> 02:15:50,680 We go over to the chest now. 3736 02:15:50,800 --> 02:15:52,040 We make sure that we've... 3737 02:15:52,040 --> 02:15:53,310 Placed all our things inside 3738 02:15:53,310 --> 02:15:54,340 the fucking... 3739 02:15:56,340 --> 02:15:57,340 Inside the box. 3740 02:16:07,180 --> 02:16:02,880 Put the butt plug and the 3741 02:16:02,880 --> 02:16:09,340 fucking shotgun... 3742 02:16:09,340 --> 02:16:10,700 Inside that. 3743 02:16:14,660 --> 02:16:16,110 We're flush with ribbons at the 3744 02:16:16,110 --> 02:16:16,660 moment. 3745 02:16:16,660 --> 02:16:17,970 So we might as well just save 3746 02:16:17,970 --> 02:16:18,700 the game in. 3747 02:16:24,700 --> 02:16:25,260 It is... 3748 02:16:25,260 --> 02:16:25,820 It's beach. 3749 02:16:26,120 --> 02:16:27,580 It's either beach or ash. 3750 02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:29,640 Millium. 3751 02:16:30,120 --> 02:16:30,720 Milliland. 3752 02:16:36,660 --> 02:16:37,910 Thanks very much for watching 3753 02:16:37,910 --> 02:16:39,140 this stream at the moment. 3754 02:16:39,320 --> 02:16:40,340 It's brought to you by... 3755 02:16:40,340 --> 02:16:41,200 Firelighters. 3756 02:16:42,420 --> 02:16:42,740 When I slither home after a 3757 02:16:42,740 --> 02:16:44,920 hard day out in the fields... 3758 02:16:45,600 --> 02:16:46,140 There's nothing I like more 3759 02:16:46,140 --> 02:16:46,880 than... 3760 02:16:46,880 --> 02:16:47,940 Lashing a few stickings into 3761 02:16:47,940 --> 02:16:48,920 the fireplace... 3762 02:16:49,580 --> 02:16:50,940 And setting fire to them. 3763 02:16:51,120 --> 02:16:52,090 Be careful not to burn your 3764 02:16:52,090 --> 02:16:52,980 hands like I did. 3765 02:16:53,040 --> 02:16:54,100 While I'm waiting for that baby 3766 02:16:54,100 --> 02:16:55,000 to get going... 3767 02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:56,920 I do a few rolls on the ground... 3768 02:16:56,920 --> 02:16:58,920 And a few reptilious repetitions... 3769 02:16:58,920 --> 02:17:00,680 Just to get the blood flowing. 3770 02:17:01,340 --> 02:17:02,370 Once those flames are licking 3771 02:17:02,370 --> 02:17:03,300 high... 3772 02:17:03,300 --> 02:17:04,650 It's time to shtick your coal 3773 02:17:04,650 --> 02:17:05,140 in it. 3774 02:17:06,920 --> 02:17:09,060 You can generate extra drafdage... 3775 02:17:09,060 --> 02:17:10,900 By using your gooch as a waft. 3776 02:17:11,340 --> 02:17:12,410 Now all that's left is to sit 3777 02:17:12,410 --> 02:17:13,300 back... 3778 02:17:13,300 --> 02:17:14,640 And warm your sack by the 3779 02:17:14,640 --> 02:17:15,320 flames. 3780 02:17:16,500 --> 02:17:18,420 This message was brought to you... 3781 02:17:18,420 --> 02:17:19,760 By Firelighters. 3782 02:17:20,560 --> 02:17:21,840 Call of Duty... 3783 02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:22,740 Black Gout. 3784 02:17:23,200 --> 02:17:23,920 Steve Jennings. 3785 02:17:24,320 --> 02:17:24,680 That's a... 3786 02:17:24,680 --> 02:17:25,920 It's a fucking beautiful... 3787 02:17:25,920 --> 02:17:28,080 It's a beautiful one. 3788 02:17:28,080 --> 02:17:35,380 Unibus. 3789 02:17:35,720 --> 02:17:36,780 You doing a bit of typing? 3790 02:17:37,700 --> 02:17:38,860 You doing a bit of typing? 3791 02:17:39,000 --> 02:17:39,300 Yeah? 3792 02:17:43,720 --> 02:17:44,120 Right. 3793 02:17:44,280 --> 02:17:45,220 Where do I go now? 3794 02:17:45,360 --> 02:17:46,260 I cannot... 3795 02:17:46,260 --> 02:17:47,560 I don't know where I'm going. 3796 02:17:48,960 --> 02:17:50,080 Can somebody tell me? 3797 02:17:50,440 --> 02:17:51,780 I have the fucking... 3798 02:17:51,780 --> 02:17:52,760 Where do I need to... 3799 02:17:52,760 --> 02:17:54,100 I know where I can use that key. 3800 02:17:54,320 --> 02:17:55,380 I know where I can use that key. 3801 02:17:55,540 --> 02:17:56,080 I know where... 3802 02:17:56,080 --> 02:17:56,680 It's okay. 3803 02:17:57,020 --> 02:17:57,960 I know where I'm going. 3804 02:17:58,240 --> 02:17:58,620 It's great. 3805 02:18:00,320 --> 02:18:01,580 I'm a bit fucking rusty. 3806 02:18:01,760 --> 02:18:01,920 You know? 3807 02:18:01,980 --> 02:18:03,020 It's been a few years. 3808 02:18:10,880 --> 02:18:12,620 Are you the type to go typing? 3809 02:18:12,780 --> 02:18:13,020 Yeah. 3810 02:18:13,020 --> 02:18:13,120 Yeah. 3811 02:18:19,600 --> 02:18:22,600 Don't don't don't 3812 02:18:33,600 --> 02:18:31,730 How can I not use these feckin 3813 02:18:31,730 --> 02:18:37,600 keys now? I'll go the other way. 3814 02:18:37,600 --> 02:18:39,600 Precinct key that I was given. 3815 02:18:39,600 --> 02:18:42,310 Etched. There's a carving of a 3816 02:18:42,310 --> 02:18:44,160 diamond etched where you need 3817 02:18:44,160 --> 02:18:44,600 the key. 3818 02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:50,110 You can find that pink around 3819 02:18:50,110 --> 02:18:53,600 town. Thanks justice. 3820 02:18:53,600 --> 02:18:55,600 Justice. 3821 02:18:55,600 --> 02:18:58,880 These guys. We'll make light of 3822 02:18:58,880 --> 02:18:59,600 them. 3823 02:19:01,600 --> 02:19:03,460 Don't fuck zombies. Try any 3824 02:19:03,460 --> 02:19:06,600 shit. I'll make hands of the cunts. 3825 02:19:06,600 --> 02:19:09,600 Alright we gotta go out. 3826 02:19:15,600 --> 02:19:16,760 I was in the fuckin' police 3827 02:19:16,760 --> 02:19:18,030 station. I had to walk away 3828 02:19:18,030 --> 02:19:18,600 from it. 3829 02:19:20,600 --> 02:19:21,900 I had to fuckin' walk away from 3830 02:19:21,900 --> 02:19:22,600 it. 3831 02:19:27,600 --> 02:19:29,600 Where's Kalanam? Gone. 3832 02:19:30,600 --> 02:19:32,600 Oh no Sullivan you were cleared. 3833 02:19:32,600 --> 02:19:33,350 You were still in the place. 3834 02:19:33,350 --> 02:19:33,600 Gone. 3835 02:19:34,600 --> 02:19:35,600 Fuck. 3836 02:19:36,600 --> 02:19:38,600 I have to get out the fuckin'- 3837 02:19:38,600 --> 02:19:38,600 Oh no I have not. 3838 02:19:39,600 --> 02:19:41,600 Yes. Yes. Yes. 3839 02:19:42,600 --> 02:19:42,600 Yes. 3840 02:19:45,600 --> 02:19:46,380 Wow there's no shtoppin' these 3841 02:19:46,380 --> 02:19:47,600 cunts. 3842 02:19:48,600 --> 02:19:49,600 They're flush. 3843 02:19:53,600 --> 02:19:55,070 Bit of CBD there man. We can 3844 02:19:55,070 --> 02:19:57,240 harvest the oil from the CBD 3845 02:19:57,240 --> 02:19:59,600 plant inside the cop shop. 3846 02:20:02,600 --> 02:20:02,460 Do you ever go down to the Garda 3847 02:20:02,460 --> 02:20:04,600 station to get CBD? 3848 02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:06,760 They have- they give it to you 3849 02:20:06,760 --> 02:20:07,600 on take. 3850 02:20:11,600 --> 02:20:13,520 I was taking CBD for the fuckin' 3851 02:20:13,520 --> 02:20:15,600 crazy bad dreams I was having. 3852 02:20:16,600 --> 02:20:18,440 I got awful crazy bad dreams 3853 02:20:18,440 --> 02:20:20,600 off of the CBD hey. 3854 02:20:22,600 --> 02:20:23,600 You're overdoing it! 3855 02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:27,600 Fuck. 3856 02:20:29,600 --> 02:20:31,600 Oh no man. No man's land. 3857 02:20:32,600 --> 02:20:32,600 Hey. 3858 02:20:33,600 --> 02:20:34,850 Did you ever see no man's gland 3859 02:20:34,850 --> 02:20:35,600 did ya? 3860 02:20:40,600 --> 02:20:40,600 Fuck it man. 3861 02:20:41,600 --> 02:20:42,600 I need to get some boules. 3862 02:20:43,600 --> 02:20:43,920 I have three boules in the 3863 02:20:43,920 --> 02:20:44,600 chamber. 3864 02:20:45,600 --> 02:20:45,890 It's not gonna be enough to 3865 02:20:45,890 --> 02:20:47,600 knock down those cunts though. 3866 02:20:48,600 --> 02:20:51,600 I might riff it past these dickheads. 3867 02:20:53,880 --> 02:20:55,060 Stick that herb into fifth gear 3868 02:20:55,060 --> 02:20:56,040 then. 3869 02:20:57,240 --> 02:20:57,810 I'm gonna go back and get the 3870 02:20:57,810 --> 02:20:59,380 shotgun out the box. 3871 02:20:59,600 --> 02:21:00,220 Do you want anything? 3872 02:21:02,460 --> 02:21:03,770 I'm just nipping back to the 3873 02:21:03,770 --> 02:21:04,940 box to get the shotgun. 3874 02:21:05,060 --> 02:21:05,620 Do you want anything? 3875 02:21:05,620 --> 02:21:18,280 It's a crazy night out in Raccoon 3876 02:21:18,280 --> 02:21:21,620 City. 3877 02:21:21,760 --> 02:21:23,430 You'd want to keep yourself 3878 02:21:23,430 --> 02:21:24,200 closed in. 3879 02:21:24,280 --> 02:21:25,120 Put the fire on. 3880 02:21:31,600 --> 02:21:32,120 Dave. 3881 02:21:32,540 --> 02:21:33,860 Thanks very much, Dave. 3882 02:21:34,920 --> 02:21:36,540 You're a man of substance. 3883 02:21:36,900 --> 02:21:37,960 A man of dreams. 3884 02:21:38,300 --> 02:21:38,600 Okay? 3885 02:21:41,120 --> 02:21:42,620 Wild dreams, Dave. 3886 02:21:44,260 --> 02:21:46,060 Wild, crazy dreams. 3887 02:21:49,020 --> 02:21:49,740 I've been dreaming about you, 3888 02:21:49,740 --> 02:21:50,780 Dave. 3889 02:21:51,260 --> 02:21:52,320 Didn't want to say it on the 3890 02:21:52,320 --> 02:21:53,800 stream, but here it goes. 3891 02:21:54,700 --> 02:21:56,160 I've had dreams about you. 3892 02:21:57,840 --> 02:21:59,140 I'm scared for what they mean, 3893 02:21:59,140 --> 02:21:59,900 Dave. 3894 02:22:02,700 --> 02:22:04,080 I've got the fucking Bishop 3895 02:22:04,080 --> 02:22:05,080 plug out, Dave. 3896 02:22:10,700 --> 02:22:10,350 I've got the fucking Bishop 3897 02:22:10,350 --> 02:22:12,600 plug out. 3898 02:22:13,800 --> 02:22:15,220 We want to put that away now. 3899 02:22:15,320 --> 02:22:16,490 We want to stick that back in 3900 02:22:16,490 --> 02:22:17,220 the... 3901 02:22:17,220 --> 02:22:18,530 Put the fucking Bishop plug 3902 02:22:18,530 --> 02:22:19,780 back in the box and stop jig 3903 02:22:19,780 --> 02:22:21,320 acting around the place, would 3904 02:22:21,320 --> 02:22:21,760 you? 3905 02:22:22,560 --> 02:22:23,720 You need to take out your 3906 02:22:23,720 --> 02:22:24,680 fucking shotgun. 3907 02:22:24,680 --> 02:22:24,680 You need to take out your 3908 02:22:24,680 --> 02:22:24,760 fucking shotgun. 3909 02:22:25,600 --> 02:22:26,240 And make... 3910 02:22:26,240 --> 02:22:27,920 Make head nor tail of the cunts 3911 02:22:27,920 --> 02:22:29,100 coming your way. 3912 02:22:31,760 --> 02:22:33,310 I couldn't make head nor tail 3913 02:22:33,310 --> 02:22:34,340 of those cunts. 3914 02:22:34,720 --> 02:22:36,300 They were trying to eat my neck. 3915 02:22:36,880 --> 02:22:38,180 I had no time for them. 3916 02:22:38,680 --> 02:22:40,260 I had no dreams for them. 3917 02:22:40,920 --> 02:22:42,400 Ryan the Scot is after you. 3918 02:22:42,680 --> 02:22:43,650 Thank you very much, Ryan the 3919 02:22:43,650 --> 02:22:44,020 Scot. 3920 02:22:45,100 --> 02:22:45,380 I... 3921 02:22:45,380 --> 02:22:46,380 It's just... 3922 02:22:46,380 --> 02:22:49,040 It's a very nice Christmas time. 3923 02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:50,940 When the likes of Dave and 3924 02:22:50,940 --> 02:22:53,380 fucking Ryan at your... 3925 02:22:53,380 --> 02:22:54,720 Positioned at your back. 3926 02:23:01,960 --> 02:23:03,320 Don't come up behind me with 3927 02:23:03,320 --> 02:23:04,780 the fucking Bishop plug ever 3928 02:23:04,780 --> 02:23:05,260 again. 3929 02:23:05,760 --> 02:23:06,780 That wasn't funny. 3930 02:23:07,240 --> 02:23:08,720 And I'm not that kind of way. 3931 02:23:11,600 --> 02:23:12,900 Oh, fuck off. 3932 02:23:13,980 --> 02:23:15,080 We want to fucking... 3933 02:23:15,080 --> 02:23:16,510 Maybe go out of this room and 3934 02:23:16,510 --> 02:23:17,240 go back in. 3935 02:23:17,300 --> 02:23:17,760 They might... 3936 02:23:17,760 --> 02:23:19,340 They might have fucking... 3937 02:23:19,340 --> 02:23:21,640 Spawned somewhere else. 3938 02:23:24,600 --> 02:23:25,560 Give us a wee... 3939 02:23:25,560 --> 02:23:26,940 Give a wee shout out to Louise. 3940 02:23:27,140 --> 02:23:28,420 She just picked up her numerous 3941 02:23:28,420 --> 02:23:28,800 CDs. 3942 02:23:29,560 --> 02:23:30,520 And has... 3943 02:23:30,520 --> 02:23:31,520 A fist... 3944 02:23:31,520 --> 02:23:33,200 Sized hole in her chest. 3945 02:23:34,260 --> 02:23:35,100 Well, Louise. 3946 02:23:35,720 --> 02:23:36,860 Hope you're doing okay. 3947 02:23:37,640 --> 02:23:38,140 And Dave. 3948 02:23:38,320 --> 02:23:39,700 I'll check out your sexy little 3949 02:23:39,700 --> 02:23:40,140 gift. 3950 02:23:41,040 --> 02:23:42,140 When I've got time. 3951 02:23:42,340 --> 02:23:43,580 In the boom time! 3952 02:23:44,140 --> 02:23:45,140 We need to get moving. 3953 02:23:45,980 --> 02:23:47,140 And a-grouvin'. 3954 02:23:48,540 --> 02:23:48,740 We might have to use the 3955 02:23:48,740 --> 02:23:50,140 fucking... 3956 02:23:51,200 --> 02:23:52,040 Spray paint. 3957 02:23:52,160 --> 02:23:53,230 The can of fucking spray paint 3958 02:23:53,230 --> 02:23:53,940 on ourselves. 3959 02:23:54,040 --> 02:23:55,000 To get ourselves healed. 3960 02:23:57,200 --> 02:23:58,620 In the boom time! 3961 02:24:01,160 --> 02:24:01,640 Now. 3962 02:24:03,460 --> 02:24:04,220 Let's reload the shotgun and 3963 02:24:04,220 --> 02:24:06,320 take off a few heads. 3964 02:24:08,500 --> 02:24:08,260 There's something I want to 3965 02:24:08,260 --> 02:24:10,440 tell you about the shotgun. 3966 02:24:11,180 --> 02:24:12,820 It's extremely dangerous. 3967 02:24:14,180 --> 02:24:16,500 So make sure you point up what's... 3968 02:24:16,500 --> 02:24:17,770 Towards the heading of the 3969 02:24:17,770 --> 02:24:18,760 fucking undead. 3970 02:24:22,140 --> 02:24:22,620 Look. 3971 02:24:23,020 --> 02:24:23,880 We're still walking. 3972 02:24:23,980 --> 02:24:26,020 You're fucked! 3973 02:24:27,140 --> 02:24:28,560 He's not talking now, the cut. 3974 02:24:29,480 --> 02:24:30,760 Game over forever. 3975 02:24:31,660 --> 02:24:32,680 You might want to... 3976 02:24:32,680 --> 02:24:34,310 Reload from the last ink ribbon 3977 02:24:34,310 --> 02:24:34,980 you made. 3978 02:24:35,580 --> 02:24:36,940 You stupid zombie. 3979 02:24:39,720 --> 02:24:39,840 Hey, did the zombie have any 3980 02:24:39,840 --> 02:24:42,100 ink ribbons on him? 3981 02:24:46,300 --> 02:24:48,100 I have a whole size chest in my 3982 02:24:48,100 --> 02:24:48,840 fished. 3983 02:24:48,840 --> 02:24:54,180 See ya. 3984 02:24:54,180 --> 02:24:54,180 See ya. 3985 02:24:54,180 --> 02:24:54,240 See ya. 3986 02:25:00,640 --> 02:24:58,050 There's a new mod coming out 3987 02:24:58,050 --> 02:25:02,200 where you can shove the bishop 3988 02:25:02,200 --> 02:25:05,400 plug up their asses. 3989 02:25:05,400 --> 02:25:05,900 Look at this. 3990 02:25:05,900 --> 02:25:06,940 Look at these two. 3991 02:25:06,940 --> 02:25:07,600 Look at these two. 3992 02:25:07,600 --> 02:25:10,230 Holiday at the fun fair with 3993 02:25:10,230 --> 02:25:11,860 Uncle Barney. 3994 02:25:11,860 --> 02:25:13,280 Two heads. 3995 02:25:14,280 --> 02:25:15,940 Two heads gonna missin'. 3996 02:25:16,620 --> 02:25:16,940 Hey. 3997 02:25:20,940 --> 02:25:22,240 Where the fuck did the heads go? 3998 02:25:22,780 --> 02:25:24,520 They lash the head all together. 3999 02:25:24,520 --> 02:25:24,520 They lash the head all together. 4000 02:25:24,520 --> 02:25:26,040 A har har har. 4001 02:25:28,040 --> 02:25:28,240 I'm Sean Gallagher and I 4002 02:25:28,240 --> 02:25:30,620 approve this message. 4003 02:25:36,200 --> 02:25:38,040 I have a whole sized head in my 4004 02:25:38,040 --> 02:25:38,700 chest. 4005 02:25:39,900 --> 02:25:40,730 Pair of fucking shades on the 4006 02:25:40,730 --> 02:25:41,980 table, is it? 4007 02:25:42,860 --> 02:25:43,810 There's a lick out in here, I 4008 02:25:43,810 --> 02:25:44,480 think. 4009 02:25:45,060 --> 02:25:45,980 Bit of veganism. 4010 02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:47,520 Hey. 4011 02:25:47,840 --> 02:25:49,620 If you're vegan, look away now. 4012 02:25:49,700 --> 02:25:50,910 Because I'm about to kill some 4013 02:25:50,910 --> 02:25:51,300 meat. 4014 02:25:55,360 --> 02:25:57,130 Piss in his eyes and drink his 4015 02:25:57,130 --> 02:25:58,300 tea and coffee. 4016 02:26:00,600 --> 02:26:01,290 Quality Frankie Schoon's 4017 02:26:01,290 --> 02:26:02,800 reference. 4018 02:26:04,760 --> 02:26:06,400 A Buzz McDonnell creeper. 4019 02:26:09,940 --> 02:26:10,380 Right. 4020 02:26:14,780 --> 02:26:14,570 Hey, if there's any vegans in 4021 02:26:14,570 --> 02:26:16,820 the audience, 4022 02:26:17,500 --> 02:26:18,650 maybe you should fucking stick 4023 02:26:18,650 --> 02:26:20,380 a bishop plug up your hole. 4024 02:26:20,600 --> 02:26:21,590 Because I'm about to kill the 4025 02:26:21,590 --> 02:26:22,080 liquor. 4026 02:26:22,080 --> 02:26:27,660 Do you like Mars? 4027 02:26:28,100 --> 02:26:29,200 Or do you like Snickers? 4028 02:26:32,900 --> 02:26:33,380 Right. 4029 02:26:39,920 --> 02:26:39,140 Take that rock plug and stick 4030 02:26:39,140 --> 02:26:42,820 it up your puck. 4031 02:26:48,000 --> 02:26:48,480 Now. 4032 02:26:49,800 --> 02:26:51,000 We're gonna do a bit of veganism 4033 02:26:51,000 --> 02:26:51,860 with this. 4034 02:26:51,860 --> 02:26:52,360 Fucking. 4035 02:26:53,660 --> 02:26:54,100 Slag. 4036 02:26:54,260 --> 02:26:54,460 Haha. 4037 02:26:55,020 --> 02:26:55,440 Get out. 4038 02:26:55,680 --> 02:26:56,680 I'll just leave him in there. 4039 02:26:56,760 --> 02:26:57,360 Fuck me. 4040 02:26:58,480 --> 02:26:59,800 He's only an old slag, that 4041 02:26:59,800 --> 02:27:00,740 prick. 4042 02:27:01,520 --> 02:27:02,040 That lit. 4043 02:27:02,100 --> 02:27:02,800 The tongue mask. 4044 02:27:02,920 --> 02:27:04,220 That lad with the tongue is 4045 02:27:04,220 --> 02:27:05,300 only an old slag. 4046 02:27:05,380 --> 02:27:06,120 Don't mind him. 4047 02:27:07,120 --> 02:27:08,090 You'd want to be awful weary of 4048 02:27:08,090 --> 02:27:09,360 the tongue, hey. 4049 02:27:15,300 --> 02:27:13,750 You'd want to be awful weary of 4050 02:27:13,750 --> 02:27:17,900 the fucking tongue book. 4051 02:27:18,820 --> 02:27:20,380 He's mad for the lick outs. 4052 02:27:20,380 --> 02:27:20,380 He's mad for the lick outs. 4053 02:27:20,380 --> 02:27:22,260 And he's got a taste for young 4054 02:27:22,260 --> 02:27:23,060 rookies. 4055 02:27:23,060 --> 02:27:23,500 Haha. 4056 02:27:24,500 --> 02:27:25,830 That liquor has a taste in his 4057 02:27:25,830 --> 02:27:28,170 mouth for young rookies like 4058 02:27:28,170 --> 02:27:28,940 Leon. 4059 02:27:39,660 --> 02:27:42,530 That chocolate bar does sound 4060 02:27:42,530 --> 02:27:43,600 racist. 4061 02:27:43,600 --> 02:27:45,120 What the fuck? 4062 02:27:46,820 --> 02:27:47,520 See ya. 4063 02:27:49,600 --> 02:27:50,320 Oh wow. 4064 02:27:50,400 --> 02:27:51,700 Do you see the reflexology on 4065 02:27:51,700 --> 02:27:52,400 that cunt? 4066 02:27:52,940 --> 02:27:53,900 He'd been doing hot. 4067 02:27:54,000 --> 02:27:55,350 He'd been doing hot yogurt for 4068 02:27:55,350 --> 02:27:55,840 weeks. 4069 02:27:56,340 --> 02:27:58,430 He'd been doing Joe Rogan Pilates 4070 02:27:58,430 --> 02:27:59,620 for two months. 4071 02:28:00,000 --> 02:28:00,970 Before he started licking 4072 02:28:00,970 --> 02:28:02,160 anyone out the cunt. 4073 02:28:02,340 --> 02:28:02,620 Haha. 4074 02:28:04,120 --> 02:28:05,380 He was on the Joe Rogans for a 4075 02:28:05,380 --> 02:28:06,160 few. 4076 02:28:06,880 --> 02:28:08,520 He was on the Joe Rogans the cunt. 4077 02:28:09,040 --> 02:28:09,820 Started trying to lick out 4078 02:28:09,820 --> 02:28:10,500 everyone. 4079 02:28:12,020 --> 02:28:13,280 We had to let him go. 4080 02:28:13,500 --> 02:28:14,750 He was getting too handy with 4081 02:28:14,750 --> 02:28:15,980 the tongue the cunt. 4082 02:28:23,340 --> 02:28:28,400 Can you combine the fucking 4083 02:28:28,400 --> 02:28:34,380 spray paint with the red herb? 4084 02:28:38,800 --> 02:28:39,520 Zombie Ellen. 4085 02:28:41,720 --> 02:28:42,780 Ah fuck man. 4086 02:28:42,780 --> 02:28:43,260 I don't know. 4087 02:28:43,460 --> 02:28:44,020 I don't know. 4088 02:28:44,580 --> 02:28:45,600 I do not know. 4089 02:28:46,400 --> 02:28:47,280 Which way to go. 4090 02:28:48,260 --> 02:28:48,960 There's a small key in that 4091 02:28:48,960 --> 02:28:50,000 little house. 4092 02:28:50,120 --> 02:28:50,460 So I mean. 4093 02:28:50,520 --> 02:28:51,680 Should I go back and try and. 4094 02:28:52,760 --> 02:28:53,480 The club is etched. 4095 02:28:54,260 --> 02:28:55,370 Have I finished with the club 4096 02:28:55,370 --> 02:28:55,760 key? 4097 02:28:56,140 --> 02:28:56,940 I've got a fucking. 4098 02:29:01,520 --> 02:29:03,380 It's in the shape of a spade. 4099 02:29:06,220 --> 02:29:07,080 And this book. 4100 02:29:07,440 --> 02:29:09,080 This fella here is in the shape. 4101 02:29:10,080 --> 02:29:11,480 In the shape of his life. 4102 02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:16,270 This fella here is in the shape 4103 02:29:16,270 --> 02:29:18,820 of a diamond. 4104 02:29:23,320 --> 02:29:22,310 I do find it awful funny when 4105 02:29:22,310 --> 02:29:25,660 people refer to inanimate 4106 02:29:25,660 --> 02:29:27,260 objects. 4107 02:29:28,320 --> 02:29:28,840 Multiples. 4108 02:29:29,200 --> 02:29:29,800 As fellas. 4109 02:29:31,040 --> 02:29:33,120 I used to work in fucking Landis. 4110 02:29:34,480 --> 02:29:36,660 And boxes of cobra toxin. 4111 02:29:36,720 --> 02:29:37,080 Thank you. 4112 02:29:37,160 --> 02:29:37,840 For the five euro. 4113 02:29:38,500 --> 02:29:40,080 When I used to work in Landis. 4114 02:29:40,400 --> 02:29:41,460 On the fruit and veg. 4115 02:29:42,100 --> 02:29:42,780 There was a woman who would 4116 02:29:42,780 --> 02:29:43,340 come in. 4117 02:29:43,400 --> 02:29:44,680 And she'd always ask for like. 4118 02:29:45,640 --> 02:29:46,450 Have you anything fresh out the 4119 02:29:46,450 --> 02:29:46,920 back? 4120 02:29:48,020 --> 02:29:49,180 Because there was no like. 4121 02:29:50,040 --> 02:29:51,680 The carrots might not have been 4122 02:29:51,680 --> 02:29:52,680 as fresh. 4123 02:29:52,820 --> 02:29:53,990 She always knew there was stuff 4124 02:29:53,990 --> 02:29:54,700 out the back. 4125 02:29:54,880 --> 02:29:55,690 I don't know how she gained 4126 02:29:55,690 --> 02:29:56,360 this knowledge. 4127 02:29:56,460 --> 02:29:56,980 But she knew. 4128 02:29:59,140 --> 02:29:59,460 Are there any fresh carrots out 4129 02:29:59,460 --> 02:30:00,880 the back there? 4130 02:30:01,320 --> 02:30:02,180 That's how she talked. 4131 02:30:03,060 --> 02:30:03,320 And. 4132 02:30:04,960 --> 02:30:06,040 I'd have to go out and get. 4133 02:30:06,280 --> 02:30:07,560 She'd also like to. 4134 02:30:08,300 --> 02:30:09,440 Handle the cabbages. 4135 02:30:09,920 --> 02:30:10,340 And see. 4136 02:30:10,640 --> 02:30:11,570 Because sometimes they come in 4137 02:30:11,570 --> 02:30:11,920 bags. 4138 02:30:12,020 --> 02:30:12,820 And they'd have like. 4139 02:30:13,260 --> 02:30:14,180 Condensation on the bag. 4140 02:30:14,260 --> 02:30:14,620 She'd go. 4141 02:30:16,000 --> 02:30:17,440 These cabbages are awful sweaty. 4142 02:30:18,060 --> 02:30:18,690 Do you have any more of these 4143 02:30:18,690 --> 02:30:19,760 fellas out the back? 4144 02:30:20,180 --> 02:30:21,420 And she'd refer to the cabbages 4145 02:30:21,420 --> 02:30:22,180 as fellas. 4146 02:30:23,680 --> 02:30:24,630 Do you have any more of these 4147 02:30:24,630 --> 02:30:25,480 fellas out the back? 4148 02:30:26,800 --> 02:30:27,340 She did. 4149 02:30:27,420 --> 02:30:28,580 She sounded like Tommy Schlug. 4150 02:30:30,220 --> 02:30:30,980 And so you'd have to go out the 4151 02:30:30,980 --> 02:30:32,140 back then. 4152 02:30:32,200 --> 02:30:33,240 And fetch her the fucking. 4153 02:30:33,640 --> 02:30:35,500 Non-shwettable cabbages. 4154 02:30:35,960 --> 02:30:37,120 Boxes of cobra toxin. 4155 02:30:37,200 --> 02:30:38,460 Get some green herb into you. 4156 02:30:38,480 --> 02:30:39,700 For the upcoming lick out. 4157 02:30:40,220 --> 02:30:41,020 Thank you very much. 4158 02:30:41,060 --> 02:30:41,400 I will. 4159 02:30:41,980 --> 02:30:43,080 Boxes of cobra toxin. 4160 02:30:43,800 --> 02:30:44,640 You're a saint. 4161 02:30:44,640 --> 02:30:45,300 A scholar. 4162 02:30:45,680 --> 02:30:46,680 And a real good friend of the 4163 02:30:46,680 --> 02:30:48,040 fucking stream dream. 4164 02:30:48,840 --> 02:30:50,200 I've got great time for you. 4165 02:30:50,680 --> 02:30:51,060 Okay. 4166 02:30:53,080 --> 02:30:54,450 Just like the shotgun's gonna 4167 02:30:54,450 --> 02:30:55,820 have great time for these. 4168 02:30:56,660 --> 02:30:57,260 Zombies. 4169 02:30:59,440 --> 02:30:59,960 Hey. 4170 02:31:00,640 --> 02:31:01,510 I don't know what's wrong with 4171 02:31:01,510 --> 02:31:02,320 this guard. 4172 02:31:02,500 --> 02:31:03,670 He was coming towards me with 4173 02:31:03,670 --> 02:31:05,020 his bloodstained shirt. 4174 02:31:05,820 --> 02:31:07,000 I don't know what his problem 4175 02:31:07,000 --> 02:31:07,540 was. 4176 02:31:08,660 --> 02:31:09,740 So I fucking took out the 4177 02:31:09,740 --> 02:31:10,860 shotgun. 4178 02:31:12,000 --> 02:31:13,220 And I Steven Shigald it into 4179 02:31:13,220 --> 02:31:15,180 his fucking head box. 4180 02:31:17,460 --> 02:31:19,140 Deep vein zombosis. 4181 02:31:20,060 --> 02:31:21,390 That guy went to sleep in no 4182 02:31:21,390 --> 02:31:22,160 time. 4183 02:31:22,500 --> 02:31:23,840 I had no qualms about doing it 4184 02:31:23,840 --> 02:31:24,400 either. 4185 02:31:25,100 --> 02:31:26,240 I was bitter after the whole 4186 02:31:26,240 --> 02:31:27,500 McCabe affair. 4187 02:31:28,240 --> 02:31:29,270 The McCabe scandals left an 4188 02:31:29,270 --> 02:31:31,340 awful bad taste in the mouth. 4189 02:31:36,680 --> 02:31:37,120 Bongo. 4190 02:31:37,960 --> 02:31:39,360 Game over for that cunt. 4191 02:31:43,360 --> 02:31:44,400 Any testers? 4192 02:31:44,780 --> 02:31:45,260 What's that? 4193 02:31:45,260 --> 02:31:45,260 What's that? 4194 02:31:45,260 --> 02:31:45,260 What's that? 4195 02:31:46,060 --> 02:31:47,520 Did you give up on the keyboard? 4196 02:31:47,640 --> 02:31:48,160 What does that mean? 4197 02:31:52,100 --> 02:31:52,500 Anywho. 4198 02:31:55,240 --> 02:31:56,440 We'll fucking rock on. 4199 02:31:56,520 --> 02:31:57,100 We'll rock on. 4200 02:31:57,160 --> 02:31:57,780 We'll rock on. 4201 02:32:04,380 --> 02:32:05,460 Let's check our map. 4202 02:32:05,460 --> 02:32:06,650 And see where we're going to 4203 02:32:06,650 --> 02:32:07,060 here. 4204 02:32:08,060 --> 02:32:24,540 The pink room. 4205 02:32:25,920 --> 02:32:26,820 Is the room. 4206 02:32:26,880 --> 02:32:28,260 I need to use the pink key. 4207 02:32:28,380 --> 02:32:29,040 The blue room. 4208 02:32:29,140 --> 02:32:29,460 Okay. 4209 02:32:29,640 --> 02:32:30,900 So we have a couple of rooms to 4210 02:32:30,900 --> 02:32:31,220 go. 4211 02:32:32,220 --> 02:32:32,950 We have a couple of fucking 4212 02:32:32,950 --> 02:32:33,940 rooms to go. 4213 02:32:34,660 --> 02:32:44,110 Have you any more of those 4214 02:32:44,110 --> 02:32:52,680 fellas out the back? 4215 02:32:53,680 --> 02:32:55,220 These cabbages are awful sweaty 4216 02:32:55,220 --> 02:32:55,600 now. 4217 02:32:58,100 --> 02:32:59,260 Can I have two of those fellas? 4218 02:33:00,280 --> 02:33:01,550 It was very dumb believable as 4219 02:33:01,550 --> 02:33:02,800 I have to say. 4220 02:33:03,760 --> 02:33:04,480 Give me two of those fellas 4221 02:33:04,480 --> 02:33:05,140 there. 4222 02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:05,740 Those cabbages. 4223 02:33:08,840 --> 02:33:10,060 The pink room time. 4224 02:33:10,700 --> 02:33:11,720 I think we go to the blue room 4225 02:33:11,720 --> 02:33:13,310 before we go to the fucking 4226 02:33:13,310 --> 02:33:14,220 pink room. 4227 02:33:16,300 --> 02:33:16,660 Mortinator. 4228 02:33:17,060 --> 02:33:17,380 Mortinator. 4229 02:33:17,540 --> 02:33:18,460 Thank you very much. 4230 02:33:19,480 --> 02:33:20,580 It's a real pleasure having you 4231 02:33:20,580 --> 02:33:22,260 inside the chat room. 4232 02:33:22,940 --> 02:33:23,580 And the fucking. 4233 02:33:24,000 --> 02:33:24,580 The room. 4234 02:33:24,780 --> 02:33:25,340 The game. 4235 02:33:25,460 --> 02:33:26,080 The stream room. 4236 02:33:26,180 --> 02:33:26,860 The extreme room. 4237 02:33:32,020 --> 02:33:32,270 Oh we might put the cord in the 4238 02:33:32,270 --> 02:33:34,000 box now. 4239 02:33:34,200 --> 02:33:35,100 And close the shutters. 4240 02:33:35,260 --> 02:33:35,840 Because it's getting. 4241 02:33:37,140 --> 02:33:38,120 Close of business. 4242 02:33:38,120 --> 02:33:40,080 Let's have a look. 4243 02:33:43,180 --> 02:33:43,580 Now. 4244 02:33:45,140 --> 02:33:45,500 Use. 4245 02:33:47,440 --> 02:33:48,400 Ah it's great stuff. 4246 02:33:48,780 --> 02:33:49,360 Six o'clock. 4247 02:33:49,500 --> 02:33:50,240 Close the shutters. 4248 02:33:50,340 --> 02:33:50,940 Close the shop. 4249 02:33:52,700 --> 02:33:53,340 But there's a customer still in 4250 02:33:53,340 --> 02:33:54,300 the shop. 4251 02:33:54,400 --> 02:33:54,660 Ah. 4252 02:33:54,780 --> 02:33:55,400 Let him browse. 4253 02:33:55,540 --> 02:33:55,980 Let him browse. 4254 02:33:56,180 --> 02:33:57,160 But he's always there. 4255 02:33:57,260 --> 02:33:58,060 He's there for ages. 4256 02:33:58,200 --> 02:33:58,540 The cunt. 4257 02:33:58,620 --> 02:33:59,280 He'll take ages. 4258 02:33:59,460 --> 02:33:59,620 Alright. 4259 02:33:59,680 --> 02:34:00,340 Tell him to get out. 4260 02:34:01,660 --> 02:34:02,220 Sorry sir. 4261 02:34:02,280 --> 02:34:02,940 You're going to have to leave 4262 02:34:02,940 --> 02:34:03,300 the shop. 4263 02:34:04,880 --> 02:34:05,940 You're fucking annoying. 4264 02:34:05,940 --> 02:34:07,260 And we're closed. 4265 02:34:07,260 --> 02:34:08,400 That's how you deal with 4266 02:34:08,400 --> 02:34:10,070 customers in the shop after you're 4267 02:34:10,070 --> 02:34:10,700 closed. 4268 02:34:13,340 --> 02:34:13,480 Tell them they're fucking 4269 02:34:13,480 --> 02:34:14,900 annoying. 4270 02:34:19,840 --> 02:34:20,400 Anyway. 4271 02:34:22,940 --> 02:34:24,240 A copy machine. 4272 02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:26,550 I'm inside the fucking back 4273 02:34:26,550 --> 02:34:27,880 room now Pat. 4274 02:34:28,220 --> 02:34:29,540 There's a patrol report. 4275 02:34:30,120 --> 02:34:30,400 Now. 4276 02:34:31,000 --> 02:34:32,020 Let's have a read of it. 4277 02:34:38,580 --> 02:34:39,920 Patrol report. 4278 02:34:44,000 --> 02:34:45,880 September the 20th. 4279 02:34:47,160 --> 02:34:47,560 Okay. 4280 02:34:49,200 --> 02:34:49,760 Bogman. 4281 02:34:50,360 --> 02:34:51,880 This is Bogman's five euro 4282 02:34:51,880 --> 02:34:52,580 diary. 4283 02:34:52,960 --> 02:34:53,820 Thank you very much. 4284 02:34:55,420 --> 02:34:57,880 Reporter is Sergeant Neil Bogman. 4285 02:35:00,580 --> 02:35:02,630 We received a report of a 4286 02:35:02,630 --> 02:35:06,040 suspicious individual skulking 4287 02:35:06,040 --> 02:35:11,040 around in the sewers in the outskirts 4288 02:35:11,040 --> 02:35:13,940 of Roscommon Town. 4289 02:35:20,740 --> 02:35:20,550 Like this- like this he was the 4290 02:35:20,550 --> 02:35:22,420 cunt. 4291 02:35:26,980 --> 02:35:27,430 Anyway, I searched the area 4292 02:35:27,430 --> 02:35:29,140 there. 4293 02:35:29,140 --> 02:35:32,320 And I located the individual. 4294 02:35:33,020 --> 02:35:33,920 Now, listen to me. 4295 02:35:35,240 --> 02:35:35,740 He fucking ran away before I 4296 02:35:35,740 --> 02:35:37,600 was able to question him. 4297 02:35:39,300 --> 02:35:40,850 Also, I recovered the following 4298 02:35:40,850 --> 02:35:41,820 items. 4299 02:35:42,940 --> 02:35:44,320 A small amount of C4 plastic 4300 02:35:44,320 --> 02:35:47,260 explosive, you know, Semtex. 4301 02:35:48,120 --> 02:35:50,280 Fucking IRA job. 4302 02:35:51,660 --> 02:35:53,140 An electronic detonator. 4303 02:35:55,600 --> 02:35:58,540 9 by 19 parabellum rounds. 4304 02:35:58,540 --> 02:36:00,960 And an infrared scope. 4305 02:36:01,220 --> 02:36:01,860 Which was broken. 4306 02:36:02,400 --> 02:36:03,640 But I fucking took it anyway. 4307 02:36:04,120 --> 02:36:05,060 Put it in the pocket. 4308 02:36:05,500 --> 02:36:05,680 Okay. 4309 02:36:06,060 --> 02:36:07,200 You'll find some use for it. 4310 02:36:08,040 --> 02:36:09,380 You'll find some use for it. 4311 02:36:10,200 --> 02:36:10,540 Now. 4312 02:36:11,640 --> 02:36:12,550 The next thing that I wanted to 4313 02:36:12,550 --> 02:36:14,550 tell you about was the Raccoon 4314 02:36:14,550 --> 02:36:15,940 City data files. 4315 02:36:16,820 --> 02:36:17,100 Okay. 4316 02:36:19,720 --> 02:36:21,700 Most on Umbrella Incorporated. 4317 02:36:21,700 --> 02:36:23,960 Allergan were involved as well. 4318 02:36:23,960 --> 02:36:26,530 There is a correlation between 4319 02:36:26,530 --> 02:36:29,840 Allergan Incorporated in Westport. 4320 02:36:30,220 --> 02:36:32,440 Also Baxter and Volex in Castle 4321 02:36:32,440 --> 02:36:33,080 Bar. 4322 02:36:33,800 --> 02:36:35,160 Baxter and Swinford too. 4323 02:36:35,920 --> 02:36:37,840 They are manufacturing a virus 4324 02:36:37,840 --> 02:36:39,920 known as the T-Virus. 4325 02:36:40,300 --> 02:36:42,000 That goes inside the bags. 4326 02:36:42,420 --> 02:36:43,260 The drip bags. 4327 02:36:44,520 --> 02:36:46,280 This is just conspiracy stage 4328 02:36:46,280 --> 02:36:47,660 stuff at the moment. 4329 02:36:47,840 --> 02:36:48,700 But stick with me. 4330 02:36:48,900 --> 02:36:50,320 And look into it on YouTube. 4331 02:36:50,320 --> 02:36:51,460 Or on Google. 4332 02:36:51,660 --> 02:36:52,770 You might find something about 4333 02:36:52,770 --> 02:36:53,660 Allergan on them. 4334 02:36:54,360 --> 02:36:55,570 I believe the Mayo team are 4335 02:36:55,570 --> 02:36:57,100 involved as well. 4336 02:36:59,200 --> 02:36:59,520 Now. 4337 02:37:00,180 --> 02:37:01,970 There is film reel footage of 4338 02:37:01,970 --> 02:37:02,720 this. 4339 02:37:03,560 --> 02:37:03,880 Uh. 4340 02:37:03,940 --> 02:37:04,900 Visual materials. 4341 02:37:05,740 --> 02:37:06,680 There's a whole fucking room 4342 02:37:06,680 --> 02:37:08,000 full of the stuff. 4343 02:37:10,140 --> 02:37:11,480 And we had to move. 4344 02:37:11,680 --> 02:37:12,240 We had a. 4345 02:37:14,080 --> 02:37:14,710 A step ladder that we had to 4346 02:37:14,710 --> 02:37:16,140 move to get. 4347 02:37:16,880 --> 02:37:17,810 To get on top of the fucking 4348 02:37:17,810 --> 02:37:18,840 biscuit tip. 4349 02:37:22,380 --> 02:37:24,140 Now we've found a fucking crankshaft. 4350 02:37:24,680 --> 02:37:25,580 Cannot believe it. 4351 02:37:27,100 --> 02:37:28,320 Cannot fucking believe it. 4352 02:37:28,320 --> 02:37:31,910 Leon Kennedy likes to go into 4353 02:37:31,910 --> 02:37:34,100 the old fucking. 4354 02:37:35,440 --> 02:37:35,760 The. 4355 02:37:35,900 --> 02:37:36,920 The filing room. 4356 02:37:37,080 --> 02:37:37,280 And have. 4357 02:37:37,480 --> 02:37:39,540 Have an old crank for himself. 4358 02:37:40,660 --> 02:37:41,250 And that's how you deliver a 4359 02:37:41,250 --> 02:37:42,360 fucking joke. 4360 02:37:44,420 --> 02:37:44,130 And I want to tell you 4361 02:37:44,130 --> 02:37:46,620 something about Bogman. 4362 02:37:46,780 --> 02:37:47,510 Thanks for the five euro 4363 02:37:47,510 --> 02:37:48,060 donation. 4364 02:37:48,500 --> 02:37:49,700 And brain schluck. 4365 02:37:51,760 --> 02:37:53,300 Say get well soon to Killian. 4366 02:37:53,820 --> 02:37:55,160 He has a brain virus. 4367 02:37:55,440 --> 02:37:56,360 Hopefully you don't Killian. 4368 02:37:56,700 --> 02:37:57,340 And if you do. 4369 02:37:57,680 --> 02:37:58,640 Hopefully you get rid of it. 4370 02:37:59,680 --> 02:38:00,360 The T virus. 4371 02:38:00,900 --> 02:38:01,740 Is another one. 4372 02:38:01,800 --> 02:38:02,680 I want to talk to you about. 4373 02:38:04,560 --> 02:38:05,000 Now. 4374 02:38:05,000 --> 02:38:05,000 Now. 4375 02:38:05,000 --> 02:38:06,880 Allergan are looking into. 4376 02:38:07,680 --> 02:38:09,420 The fucking T virus. 4377 02:38:09,560 --> 02:38:10,060 At the moment. 4378 02:38:10,220 --> 02:38:11,100 They're wanting to bring it 4379 02:38:11,100 --> 02:38:11,460 back. 4380 02:38:12,300 --> 02:38:12,540 They. 4381 02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:14,320 In the PR room in Allergan. 4382 02:38:15,080 --> 02:38:15,960 Out in Westport. 4383 02:38:16,120 --> 02:38:17,330 I believe they've been playing 4384 02:38:17,330 --> 02:38:18,340 Resident Evil 2. 4385 02:38:18,840 --> 02:38:19,820 For the past week. 4386 02:38:19,940 --> 02:38:21,660 Trying to look at how they can 4387 02:38:21,660 --> 02:38:23,080 improve their own. 4388 02:38:23,340 --> 02:38:24,340 Communication skills. 4389 02:38:24,340 --> 02:38:25,390 Communication skills with the 4390 02:38:25,390 --> 02:38:26,140 rest of the county. 4391 02:38:26,460 --> 02:38:26,920 And. 4392 02:38:27,260 --> 02:38:28,560 The surrounding area. 4393 02:38:28,920 --> 02:38:29,810 And one of the ways they did 4394 02:38:29,810 --> 02:38:30,620 come up with. 4395 02:38:30,860 --> 02:38:31,180 Was. 4396 02:38:31,600 --> 02:38:32,520 The T virus. 4397 02:38:32,640 --> 02:38:33,500 Now this is a virus. 4398 02:38:33,680 --> 02:38:35,760 Which was started back in 1998. 4399 02:38:36,760 --> 02:38:37,100 By. 4400 02:38:37,340 --> 02:38:38,600 Umbrella Corporation. 4401 02:38:39,140 --> 02:38:40,320 Now they've gone into. 4402 02:38:40,680 --> 02:38:42,000 They've gone into liquidation. 4403 02:38:42,700 --> 02:38:43,400 I think. 4404 02:38:43,600 --> 02:38:44,570 Aldergan are going to take the 4405 02:38:44,570 --> 02:38:45,060 rights. 4406 02:38:45,140 --> 02:38:45,800 To the T virus. 4407 02:38:50,360 --> 02:38:50,800 Now we're down at the pink room 4408 02:38:50,800 --> 02:38:52,240 boys. 4409 02:38:54,140 --> 02:38:54,700 Let's have. 4410 02:38:54,840 --> 02:38:55,140 Hopefully. 4411 02:38:55,140 --> 02:38:55,220 Hopefully. 4412 02:38:55,640 --> 02:38:56,620 How does he know the key is 4413 02:38:56,620 --> 02:38:57,800 useless though? 4414 02:38:57,860 --> 02:38:58,080 You know. 4415 02:38:58,640 --> 02:38:59,250 There could be a number of 4416 02:38:59,250 --> 02:39:00,240 different rooms. 4417 02:39:00,540 --> 02:39:00,920 Available. 4418 02:39:02,360 --> 02:39:02,880 Uh oh. 4419 02:39:12,540 --> 02:39:13,960 If you've just joined us. 4420 02:39:14,020 --> 02:39:16,020 This is Resident Evil 2. 4421 02:39:16,800 --> 02:39:17,320 Cyberstream. 4422 02:39:20,120 --> 02:39:21,480 And we've entered a room. 4423 02:39:21,480 --> 02:39:22,160 With the diamond. 4424 02:39:22,320 --> 02:39:22,580 Pink. 4425 02:39:22,720 --> 02:39:23,400 Diamond key. 4426 02:39:24,280 --> 02:39:24,560 And. 4427 02:39:24,700 --> 02:39:25,840 What we're going to do now is. 4428 02:39:26,400 --> 02:39:28,120 We're going to fucking decapitate. 4429 02:39:28,220 --> 02:39:28,900 The undead. 4430 02:39:30,420 --> 02:39:31,280 Are you with me? 4431 02:39:31,280 --> 02:39:34,600 Let's fucking do it. 4432 02:39:43,840 --> 02:39:44,700 One head. 4433 02:39:45,120 --> 02:39:45,640 Gonzo. 4434 02:39:47,780 --> 02:39:48,560 Second head. 4435 02:39:48,740 --> 02:39:49,220 Bye bye. 4436 02:39:50,080 --> 02:39:50,800 Third head. 4437 02:39:50,940 --> 02:39:51,220 Lucky. 4438 02:39:52,840 --> 02:39:53,580 Third head. 4439 02:39:53,660 --> 02:39:54,380 Not so lucky. 4440 02:39:55,260 --> 02:39:56,080 Nine to four. 4441 02:39:56,640 --> 02:39:57,740 Nine to four. 4442 02:39:58,660 --> 02:39:59,880 Nine to four. 4443 02:39:59,880 --> 02:40:02,270 I can hear a bit of shuffling 4444 02:40:02,270 --> 02:40:03,360 going on. 4445 02:40:04,140 --> 02:40:05,600 Every day I'm shuffling. 4446 02:40:06,440 --> 02:40:07,620 Rick Ross and the boys. 4447 02:40:08,960 --> 02:40:10,080 We're going to give the undead 4448 02:40:10,080 --> 02:40:11,180 Rick Ross. 4449 02:40:11,300 --> 02:40:12,460 A slice of cake. 4450 02:40:14,940 --> 02:40:16,260 Did Rick Ross die? 4451 02:40:21,840 --> 02:40:22,160 How. 4452 02:40:22,300 --> 02:40:23,040 What was the. 4453 02:40:24,580 --> 02:40:26,060 Not freeway Rick Ross. 4454 02:40:26,280 --> 02:40:27,560 The fucking coke dealer. 4455 02:40:27,800 --> 02:40:27,800 But. 4456 02:40:29,120 --> 02:40:30,220 The rapper guy. 4457 02:40:30,400 --> 02:40:31,100 Did he die? 4458 02:40:31,460 --> 02:40:32,480 Or did I dream it? 4459 02:40:33,060 --> 02:40:33,580 Because there was a lot of 4460 02:40:33,580 --> 02:40:34,890 people who went dying there in 4461 02:40:34,890 --> 02:40:35,500 the last. 4462 02:40:35,740 --> 02:40:36,560 Last while. 4463 02:40:38,960 --> 02:40:39,920 Seen this cunt. 4464 02:40:41,400 --> 02:40:41,840 Snowflake. 4465 02:40:41,840 --> 02:40:41,920 Snowflake. 4466 02:40:46,140 --> 02:40:47,380 He's gone to prison has he? 4467 02:40:48,540 --> 02:40:49,480 They're both alive. 4468 02:40:52,480 --> 02:40:53,360 Thanks Jaffa. 4469 02:40:53,460 --> 02:40:54,340 Shout out to Matthew. 4470 02:40:54,820 --> 02:40:56,460 His size 13 schlabs. 4471 02:40:58,460 --> 02:40:59,380 What year was this game? 4472 02:40:59,460 --> 02:41:00,940 1998 you can read. 4473 02:41:01,340 --> 02:41:02,580 I drank too much shout. 4474 02:41:02,960 --> 02:41:04,660 And now I'm shitting vitamin. 4475 02:41:05,520 --> 02:41:07,100 Okay so Rick Ross isn't dead. 4476 02:41:07,160 --> 02:41:07,920 He's just in prison. 4477 02:41:08,980 --> 02:41:09,740 Thank God. 4478 02:41:10,780 --> 02:41:11,560 Not that I had much love for 4479 02:41:11,560 --> 02:41:12,600 him anyway. 4480 02:41:13,320 --> 02:41:14,820 We found some more film again. 4481 02:41:15,300 --> 02:41:16,840 I don't know if not to develop 4482 02:41:16,840 --> 02:41:17,300 it. 4483 02:41:17,360 --> 02:41:18,310 Or I might get fucking 4484 02:41:18,310 --> 02:41:19,840 Operation U-Treat out of it. 4485 02:41:30,640 --> 02:41:27,910 Anything else inside these 4486 02:41:27,910 --> 02:41:32,500 containers? 4487 02:41:33,860 --> 02:41:34,740 Shotgun bullets. 4488 02:41:34,740 --> 02:41:35,740 Shotgun bullets. 4489 02:41:42,100 --> 02:41:42,340 Anything inside these lock is 4490 02:41:42,340 --> 02:41:44,260 broken. 4491 02:41:44,400 --> 02:41:45,180 Cannot be opened. 4492 02:41:46,760 --> 02:41:47,610 I think this door leads me back 4493 02:41:47,610 --> 02:41:49,800 out into the Will Smith. 4494 02:41:50,240 --> 02:41:51,100 Willennium does it? 4495 02:41:54,980 --> 02:41:56,860 He ran someone over did he? 4496 02:41:57,520 --> 02:41:57,960 Mortinator. 4497 02:42:00,300 --> 02:42:01,280 Jesus Christ. 4498 02:42:01,280 --> 02:42:07,310 He must have seen him coming or 4499 02:42:07,310 --> 02:42:08,960 something. 4500 02:42:08,960 --> 02:42:09,960 Oh no. 4501 02:42:10,020 --> 02:42:11,720 Oh no. 4502 02:42:15,780 --> 02:42:16,960 This is where fucking... 4503 02:42:17,960 --> 02:42:20,280 He regenerates into a zombie. 4504 02:42:20,560 --> 02:42:21,690 He's dead but he fucking comes 4505 02:42:21,690 --> 02:42:22,580 after you then. 4506 02:42:23,360 --> 02:42:25,180 I distinctly remember his face 4507 02:42:25,180 --> 02:42:26,780 being the color of like when 4508 02:42:26,780 --> 02:42:28,400 you put jam and porridge and 4509 02:42:28,400 --> 02:42:29,480 mix it around. 4510 02:42:31,000 --> 02:42:31,720 Just sick. 4511 02:42:35,600 --> 02:42:36,220 Look at him. 4512 02:42:36,260 --> 02:42:36,960 Here he is man. 4513 02:42:38,360 --> 02:42:39,380 Poor old cunt. 4514 02:42:44,320 --> 02:42:45,060 He's fucked. 4515 02:42:45,320 --> 02:42:45,960 He's fucked. 4516 02:42:45,960 --> 02:42:46,620 You're fucked. 4517 02:42:46,620 --> 02:42:47,300 You're fucked. 4518 02:42:50,780 --> 02:42:51,680 I'm gonna have to be a... 4519 02:42:51,680 --> 02:42:52,630 I'm gonna have to have a 4520 02:42:52,630 --> 02:42:53,970 fucking quick trigger finger on 4521 02:42:53,970 --> 02:42:54,500 this man. 4522 02:42:55,240 --> 02:42:59,660 See you later, Willy style. 4523 02:43:00,380 --> 02:43:01,920 Never liked your music anyway. 4524 02:43:08,120 --> 02:43:08,680 Shug... 4525 02:43:08,680 --> 02:43:10,240 Shug Knight is after you. 4526 02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:15,240 Might take that herb now and... 4527 02:43:17,240 --> 02:43:19,420 Put that herb to... 4528 02:43:19,420 --> 02:43:21,660 Is there a fucking chest in 4529 02:43:21,660 --> 02:43:23,240 here or... 4530 02:43:33,240 --> 02:43:34,600 Nothing suspicious. 4531 02:43:35,080 --> 02:43:36,240 I know there's a key there. 4532 02:43:36,320 --> 02:43:37,430 I just want to lose some items 4533 02:43:37,430 --> 02:43:38,240 before I... 4534 02:43:39,600 --> 02:43:41,020 Pick it up. 4535 02:43:45,320 --> 02:43:47,160 Okay, we're gonna have to... 4536 02:43:47,160 --> 02:43:49,160 Head out... 4537 02:43:49,160 --> 02:43:51,160 Into the... 4538 02:43:51,160 --> 02:43:53,000 We'll go and develop the film. 4539 02:43:53,320 --> 02:43:54,630 And see what's on that fucking 4540 02:43:54,630 --> 02:43:55,040 film. 4541 02:44:07,680 --> 02:44:08,240 Well... 4542 02:44:08,240 --> 02:44:09,360 It'd be nice to have a 4543 02:44:09,360 --> 02:44:11,210 disposable camera every now and 4544 02:44:11,210 --> 02:44:11,800 again. 4545 02:44:12,240 --> 02:44:13,240 I'm Sean Gallagher. 4546 02:44:13,420 --> 02:44:14,700 And I approve this message. 4547 02:44:14,700 --> 02:44:27,040 Thank you, Jaffa. 4548 02:44:27,740 --> 02:44:29,100 And Brainslug. 4549 02:44:30,060 --> 02:44:31,540 For your kind-hearted... 4550 02:44:32,340 --> 02:44:32,980 Donations. 4551 02:44:33,480 --> 02:44:34,340 Bogman 2. 4552 02:44:42,700 --> 02:44:43,960 Let's see what's on the camera 4553 02:44:43,960 --> 02:44:44,360 film. 4554 02:44:50,360 --> 02:44:51,480 Jesus Christ. 4555 02:44:52,300 --> 02:44:53,920 They're developing some kind of 4556 02:44:53,920 --> 02:44:56,060 eyeball in an arm scenario. 4557 02:44:57,260 --> 02:44:58,100 Film A. 4558 02:45:00,100 --> 02:45:01,080 Look at that, man. 4559 02:45:01,240 --> 02:45:02,300 Scary stuff. 4560 02:45:07,020 --> 02:45:08,340 It is scary stuff. 4561 02:45:08,340 --> 02:45:08,340 I'm scared. 4562 02:45:08,340 --> 02:45:12,620 I'm scared. 4563 02:45:12,620 --> 02:45:13,300 I'm scared. 4564 02:45:20,620 --> 02:45:19,860 Well, he's gone and developed 4565 02:45:19,860 --> 02:45:22,460 the film. 4566 02:45:22,620 --> 02:45:23,020 That was... 4567 02:45:23,020 --> 02:45:23,980 It was a nice move by him 4568 02:45:23,980 --> 02:45:24,780 because... 4569 02:45:24,780 --> 02:45:26,340 We wanted to see what it was, 4570 02:45:26,340 --> 02:45:27,100 but... 4571 02:45:27,100 --> 02:45:28,210 I'd also be wary about 4572 02:45:28,210 --> 02:45:29,300 developing film. 4573 02:45:29,400 --> 02:45:31,320 The last time it was dangerous. 4574 02:45:31,320 --> 02:45:33,260 A picture of a young girl came 4575 02:45:33,260 --> 02:45:34,440 up and... 4576 02:45:34,440 --> 02:45:35,580 He could have been done for it. 4577 02:45:35,620 --> 02:45:37,060 In this day, in a Me Too... 4578 02:45:37,060 --> 02:45:38,690 The Me Too generation that we're 4579 02:45:38,690 --> 02:45:40,140 living in would not stand for 4580 02:45:40,140 --> 02:45:40,820 that now. 4581 02:45:40,920 --> 02:45:43,320 But with it being 1998... 4582 02:45:43,320 --> 02:45:44,320 Hang on. 4583 02:45:46,600 --> 02:45:47,670 With it being 1998, they didn't 4584 02:45:47,670 --> 02:45:50,160 care about those things at that 4585 02:45:50,160 --> 02:45:50,920 time. 4586 02:45:51,060 --> 02:45:52,090 It was just training ground 4587 02:45:52,090 --> 02:45:52,460 stuff. 4588 02:45:52,800 --> 02:45:53,120 And... 4589 02:45:53,120 --> 02:45:54,650 As for the Tyrant with an eye 4590 02:45:54,650 --> 02:45:55,460 on his arm. 4591 02:45:56,000 --> 02:45:57,080 Who does he think he is? 4592 02:45:57,240 --> 02:45:57,560 For that? 4593 02:45:58,060 --> 02:45:58,960 Going around like... 4594 02:45:58,960 --> 02:45:59,830 Going around the training 4595 02:45:59,830 --> 02:46:00,280 ground with that. 4596 02:46:01,140 --> 02:46:01,520 It's... 4597 02:46:01,520 --> 02:46:02,830 These players are too flash for 4598 02:46:02,830 --> 02:46:03,640 their own good. 4599 02:46:04,560 --> 02:46:05,160 Absolute... 4600 02:46:05,160 --> 02:46:07,080 Training ground stuff. 4601 02:46:07,880 --> 02:46:08,800 Disgusting stuff. 4602 02:46:11,200 --> 02:46:12,540 When I slither home after a 4603 02:46:12,540 --> 02:46:14,420 hard day out in the fields... 4604 02:46:14,420 --> 02:46:15,510 There's nothing I like more 4605 02:46:15,510 --> 02:46:16,670 than lashing a few shtickings 4606 02:46:16,670 --> 02:46:17,740 into the fireplace. 4607 02:46:17,840 --> 02:46:18,140 Someone... 4608 02:46:18,140 --> 02:46:18,760 Ah, lads, come on. 4609 02:46:18,800 --> 02:46:20,150 Someone's after saying fucking 4610 02:46:20,150 --> 02:46:21,260 Wesker's a diddly man. 4611 02:46:22,940 --> 02:46:25,180 Code G. Human Body Experiment. 4612 02:46:28,000 --> 02:46:29,160 15th of September. 4613 02:46:29,980 --> 02:46:31,140 25 past 3. 4614 02:46:32,360 --> 02:46:33,390 That's what they were doing at 4615 02:46:33,390 --> 02:46:34,840 25 past 3. 4616 02:46:36,060 --> 02:46:37,420 It's 10 past 3 now. 4617 02:46:37,420 --> 02:46:38,420 So... 4618 02:46:44,580 --> 02:46:45,500 Elon Tushk. 4619 02:46:46,400 --> 02:46:48,070 My great-grandfather Elon Higgins 4620 02:46:48,070 --> 02:46:49,780 was in the World War. 4621 02:46:50,420 --> 02:46:51,020 He was drafted. 4622 02:46:51,200 --> 02:46:53,060 He was in the 38th Irish Regiment. 4623 02:46:54,300 --> 02:46:54,880 Yeah, yeah. 4624 02:46:55,020 --> 02:46:56,040 I know what you're saying. 4625 02:46:56,300 --> 02:46:57,210 It's not a proper fucking army 4626 02:46:57,210 --> 02:46:58,380 fighting for the Brits and all 4627 02:46:58,380 --> 02:46:58,800 that. 4628 02:46:58,920 --> 02:47:00,550 But he was a skilled pilot, 4629 02:47:00,550 --> 02:47:01,140 okay? 4630 02:47:03,520 --> 02:47:05,420 And Elon Higgins was shot down... 4631 02:47:06,300 --> 02:47:08,160 With only three days to go. 4632 02:47:09,720 --> 02:47:10,460 Uh, the war. 4633 02:47:11,180 --> 02:47:12,480 He did an awful fucking job on 4634 02:47:12,480 --> 02:47:13,940 some German city. 4635 02:47:14,720 --> 02:47:16,480 Fucking killed a rake. 4636 02:47:16,620 --> 02:47:17,300 I can't like... 4637 02:47:18,140 --> 02:47:18,760 Civilians. 4638 02:47:20,400 --> 02:47:21,620 But, um... 4639 02:47:21,620 --> 02:47:22,780 He's family, so blood is 4640 02:47:22,780 --> 02:47:23,880 thicker than water. 4641 02:47:24,080 --> 02:47:25,180 I still love you, Elon. 4642 02:47:25,320 --> 02:47:26,330 If you're up there watching the 4643 02:47:26,330 --> 02:47:27,300 stream, Elon... 4644 02:47:28,040 --> 02:47:29,160 I fucking love you, man. 4645 02:47:30,380 --> 02:47:30,880 Although you're probably in 4646 02:47:30,880 --> 02:47:32,140 hell, you could. 4647 02:47:36,140 --> 02:47:37,600 Stick your plug in the box. 4648 02:47:43,040 --> 02:47:43,560 No. 4649 02:47:44,340 --> 02:47:45,680 What else do we need? 4650 02:47:46,280 --> 02:47:47,200 Do we need an increment? 4651 02:47:47,380 --> 02:47:48,480 We might save the game. 4652 02:47:55,820 --> 02:47:56,860 Boom, boom. 4653 02:47:56,860 --> 02:47:57,260 Boom. 4654 02:48:07,840 --> 02:48:08,820 Boom, boom. 4655 02:48:16,760 --> 02:48:19,440 Now, we're the dark room. 4656 02:48:19,580 --> 02:48:20,590 We've been saved in the dark 4657 02:48:20,590 --> 02:48:20,980 room. 4658 02:48:21,220 --> 02:48:22,860 We're doing okay. 4659 02:48:23,000 --> 02:48:23,500 We're doing okay. 4660 02:48:23,980 --> 02:48:25,040 We need to keep us sticking 4661 02:48:25,040 --> 02:48:26,240 along, you know. 4662 02:48:26,240 --> 02:48:29,080 We can't afford to... 4663 02:48:29,080 --> 02:48:29,960 Why am I here again? 4664 02:48:31,000 --> 02:48:32,110 We can't afford to let the 4665 02:48:32,110 --> 02:48:33,440 stream... 4666 02:48:33,440 --> 02:48:35,600 Go down because I'm typewriting 4667 02:48:35,600 --> 02:48:37,380 all the time, you know. 4668 02:48:40,060 --> 02:48:40,980 Poor kid. 4669 02:48:41,660 --> 02:48:42,680 Poor old kid. 4670 02:48:42,960 --> 02:48:43,740 Thank you very much. 4671 02:48:49,260 --> 02:48:49,700 Now. 4672 02:48:54,440 --> 02:48:55,540 Let's get the hell out of here. 4673 02:48:56,440 --> 02:48:57,360 We have work to be doing. 4674 02:48:58,200 --> 02:48:58,990 We need to get the hell out of 4675 02:48:58,990 --> 02:48:59,540 here. 4676 02:49:00,000 --> 02:49:00,800 We have work to be doing. 4677 02:49:01,760 --> 02:49:02,100 You need to get the hell out of 4678 02:49:02,100 --> 02:49:03,420 there and start doing a bit of 4679 02:49:03,420 --> 02:49:03,900 work. 4680 02:49:05,820 --> 02:49:06,640 You've been slacking off all 4681 02:49:06,640 --> 02:49:07,360 day. 4682 02:49:08,140 --> 02:49:09,130 There's deep vein zomboses 4683 02:49:09,130 --> 02:49:10,940 going on around the town. 4684 02:49:12,020 --> 02:49:13,060 Thank you very much. 4685 02:49:13,380 --> 02:49:13,880 Poor kid. 4686 02:49:15,180 --> 02:49:15,800 Yeah, pure. 4687 02:49:16,060 --> 02:49:16,740 Poor kid. 4688 02:49:16,740 --> 02:49:16,840 Poor kid. 4689 02:49:17,840 --> 02:49:19,700 Thanks very much, poor kid. 4690 02:49:23,100 --> 02:49:24,860 They're selling Playstations in 4691 02:49:24,860 --> 02:49:26,200 town for 50 euro. 4692 02:49:30,420 --> 02:49:32,920 The Roscommon Police Department. 4693 02:49:33,380 --> 02:49:34,920 Leon Kennedy from the Roscommon 4694 02:49:34,920 --> 02:49:36,400 Police Department. 4695 02:49:37,000 --> 02:49:37,940 Gardaí Shirkana. 4696 02:49:38,100 --> 02:49:39,260 Just out of Templemore. 4697 02:49:39,740 --> 02:49:40,820 New on the scene. 4698 02:49:41,640 --> 02:49:41,960 Rookie. 4699 02:49:42,200 --> 02:49:43,240 Rookie job. 4700 02:49:44,000 --> 02:49:44,680 And I'm fucked. 4701 02:49:44,760 --> 02:49:45,280 I'm not well. 4702 02:49:45,700 --> 02:49:46,620 I'm out of sorts. 4703 02:49:48,100 --> 02:49:49,480 I'm out of sorts, Pat. 4704 02:49:50,120 --> 02:49:50,760 Pat Cox. 4705 02:49:51,060 --> 02:49:52,070 I want to tell you something 4706 02:49:52,070 --> 02:49:52,940 about Pat Cox. 4707 02:49:53,020 --> 02:49:53,940 He greatly enhanced his 4708 02:49:53,940 --> 02:49:54,600 reputation. 4709 02:49:57,200 --> 02:49:57,720 Now. 4710 02:49:58,160 --> 02:49:59,000 Precinct Key. 4711 02:50:00,740 --> 02:50:02,080 It's the shape of a heart. 4712 02:50:04,540 --> 02:50:06,190 We still need to get the second 4713 02:50:06,190 --> 02:50:09,540 fished-sized heart. 4714 02:50:10,040 --> 02:50:12,080 I can't remember where that is. 4715 02:50:13,760 --> 02:50:14,540 If anybody in the chat can 4716 02:50:14,540 --> 02:50:17,230 enlighten me as to where the 4717 02:50:17,230 --> 02:50:20,640 second fished-sized heart is. 4718 02:50:27,020 --> 02:50:28,140 Dildo-fagons. 4719 02:50:31,860 --> 02:50:32,820 Says Jamsie. 4720 02:50:32,920 --> 02:50:33,520 That's a good one. 4721 02:50:39,120 --> 02:50:39,440 Where did you buy those fine 4722 02:50:39,440 --> 02:50:41,800 shades? 4723 02:50:41,980 --> 02:50:44,040 I got- I stole them from Mace. 4724 02:50:45,140 --> 02:50:45,520 Okay. 4725 02:50:47,520 --> 02:50:48,360 Raccoons common. 4726 02:50:48,520 --> 02:50:49,220 Makes sense. 4727 02:50:51,700 --> 02:50:52,200 Right. 4728 02:50:53,040 --> 02:50:53,580 Go out. 4729 02:50:53,700 --> 02:50:54,920 We take the heart. 4730 02:50:55,120 --> 02:50:56,230 I know where there's a heart 4731 02:50:56,230 --> 02:50:56,880 room now. 4732 02:50:58,340 --> 02:51:00,320 Maybe there's a fucking fished-sized 4733 02:51:00,320 --> 02:51:01,040 heart- 4734 02:51:01,040 --> 02:51:02,880 Heart-sized fished- 4735 02:51:02,880 --> 02:51:03,220 Jew. 4736 02:51:03,920 --> 02:51:05,040 Inside the heart- 4737 02:51:05,040 --> 02:51:06,040 Inside the heart- 4738 02:51:06,040 --> 02:51:06,760 Room. 4739 02:51:14,540 --> 02:51:15,400 Blumenthal. 4740 02:51:17,640 --> 02:51:19,140 All these cunts have gone now. 4741 02:51:20,840 --> 02:51:21,460 All these- 4742 02:51:21,460 --> 02:51:22,640 The people that we killed in 4743 02:51:22,640 --> 02:51:24,400 here are faded eternally. 4744 02:51:24,640 --> 02:51:25,000 Spiders. 4745 02:51:29,960 --> 02:51:27,960 And to think that these cunts 4746 02:51:27,960 --> 02:51:31,050 thought that I would be the one 4747 02:51:31,050 --> 02:51:34,120 that they could eat alive. 4748 02:51:34,640 --> 02:51:35,000 Spiders. 4749 02:51:38,240 --> 02:51:39,040 And I want to tell you 4750 02:51:39,040 --> 02:51:39,600 something. 4751 02:51:39,780 --> 02:51:40,560 Try it sometime. 4752 02:51:43,100 --> 02:51:43,010 When you have a house in 4753 02:51:43,010 --> 02:51:44,380 Brussels. 4754 02:51:44,780 --> 02:51:46,320 A house in fucking Castle Bar. 4755 02:51:46,400 --> 02:51:47,080 A house in Dublin. 4756 02:51:47,220 --> 02:51:47,820 Try it sometime. 4757 02:51:47,980 --> 02:51:48,580 You have to light it. 4758 02:51:48,640 --> 02:51:48,920 Heat it. 4759 02:51:51,980 --> 02:51:52,820 Try it sometime. 4760 02:51:56,420 --> 02:51:57,360 The club, is it? 4761 02:51:57,940 --> 02:51:59,520 Has anyone got a club milk? 4762 02:51:59,780 --> 02:52:00,440 For the book. 4763 02:52:03,860 --> 02:52:04,220 Spiders. 4764 02:52:07,220 --> 02:52:07,600 Any yellow vests from France 4765 02:52:07,600 --> 02:52:10,180 here tonight, no? 4766 02:52:25,260 --> 02:52:25,940 Spiders. 4767 02:52:26,420 --> 02:52:27,440 Oh my god. 4768 02:52:27,440 --> 02:52:34,440 Spiders. 4769 02:52:34,440 --> 02:52:55,420 Where do I use the shmall key? 4770 02:52:55,420 --> 02:52:57,570 Flossing while watching in the 4771 02:52:57,570 --> 02:52:59,980 USA. Nice to see you buddy. How 4772 02:52:59,980 --> 02:53:02,130 are things over in America? It's 4773 02:53:02,130 --> 02:53:03,440 awful wiry isn't it? 4774 02:53:03,440 --> 02:53:06,210 There's always something going 4775 02:53:06,210 --> 02:53:08,950 on over in the states. There's 4776 02:53:08,950 --> 02:53:11,430 always some bit of jig acting 4777 02:53:11,430 --> 02:53:13,870 going on over yonder. Some 4778 02:53:13,870 --> 02:53:16,540 fucking lunatic with a fucking 4779 02:53:16,540 --> 02:53:18,440 gun or something. 4780 02:53:26,440 --> 02:53:28,420 Now I'm at a loss as to where 4781 02:53:28,420 --> 02:53:30,850 we go here. Okay okay okay okay 4782 02:53:30,850 --> 02:53:32,650 okay I know I know I know I 4783 02:53:32,650 --> 02:53:36,200 know. Allergan. Allergan is 4784 02:53:36,200 --> 02:53:37,440 after you. 4785 02:53:37,440 --> 02:53:40,850 Where was the games last Sunday 4786 02:53:40,850 --> 02:53:44,510 says Durex dude. Well I'm sorry 4787 02:53:44,510 --> 02:53:47,630 Durex dude. I just fucking 4788 02:53:47,630 --> 02:53:51,440 couldn't do it man I was fucked. 4789 02:53:51,440 --> 02:53:54,240 So I hope this in some shape or 4790 02:53:54,240 --> 02:53:57,080 form is making up for that. I 4791 02:53:57,080 --> 02:54:00,440 know the graphics are poor but. 4792 02:54:00,440 --> 02:54:02,960 I'm actually are. I'm happy 4793 02:54:02,960 --> 02:54:05,630 enough with this as a game. Now 4794 02:54:05,630 --> 02:54:07,180 I've used the precinct key. 4795 02:54:07,180 --> 02:54:08,850 They're telling me it's useless 4796 02:54:08,850 --> 02:54:10,440 so I'm going to discard it. 4797 02:54:10,440 --> 02:54:12,270 Obviously you'd want to discard 4798 02:54:12,270 --> 02:54:14,000 it. It's just going to take up 4799 02:54:14,000 --> 02:54:15,780 space in your inventory. Or 4800 02:54:15,780 --> 02:54:17,460 inventory. Whatever way you 4801 02:54:17,460 --> 02:54:19,440 skin that apple now you can. 4802 02:54:19,440 --> 02:54:21,610 a couple of cannabis plants in 4803 02:54:21,610 --> 02:54:22,400 the corner. 4804 02:54:22,800 --> 02:54:23,820 They need to be harvested. 4805 02:54:24,340 --> 02:54:25,560 They need to be dried out. 4806 02:54:26,460 --> 02:54:27,600 You need to take the buds off 4807 02:54:27,600 --> 02:54:28,260 them. 4808 02:54:33,260 --> 02:54:35,160 Were you drunk on Sudafed when 4809 02:54:35,160 --> 02:54:36,320 you uploaded that video the 4810 02:54:36,320 --> 02:54:36,840 last day? 4811 02:54:37,600 --> 02:54:39,480 I was, and I also thought that 4812 02:54:39,480 --> 02:54:42,010 I'd uploaded a video that was 4813 02:54:42,010 --> 02:54:43,760 in the correct aspect ratio, 4814 02:54:44,120 --> 02:54:45,980 but it was in the wrong aspect 4815 02:54:45,980 --> 02:54:46,760 ratio. 4816 02:54:47,160 --> 02:54:50,510 Franky Scholes, your perception 4817 02:54:50,510 --> 02:54:53,100 skills are perspecial. 4818 02:54:57,020 --> 02:54:58,210 Now we're going downstairs into 4819 02:54:58,210 --> 02:55:03,740 this fucking world of iniquity. 4820 02:55:04,600 --> 02:55:06,040 There are dogs downstairs. 4821 02:55:11,440 --> 02:55:11,170 Should mix the red herb with 4822 02:55:11,170 --> 02:55:13,680 the green. 4823 02:55:14,200 --> 02:55:15,620 I know, but it's gone. 4824 02:55:15,980 --> 02:55:16,980 The moment is gone. 4825 02:55:17,940 --> 02:55:18,940 Should I go down here? 4826 02:55:20,340 --> 02:55:20,780 Yeah. 4827 02:55:21,260 --> 02:55:21,980 Fuck it, we will. 4828 02:55:22,260 --> 02:55:23,230 There's doggins down here, I 4829 02:55:23,230 --> 02:55:23,820 remember. 4830 02:55:24,540 --> 02:55:25,660 There's a nasty little fucking 4831 02:55:25,660 --> 02:55:26,840 pooch down here. 4832 02:55:32,320 --> 02:55:32,910 Nasty little doggine down this 4833 02:55:32,910 --> 02:55:34,360 way. 4834 02:55:35,960 --> 02:55:37,350 You'd want to feed him a bone 4835 02:55:37,350 --> 02:55:38,100 ore. 4836 02:55:38,260 --> 02:55:39,600 A bone ore and fucking tell him 4837 02:55:39,600 --> 02:55:40,300 to go away. 4838 02:55:40,800 --> 02:55:44,650 I might give him the old Sammy 4839 02:55:44,650 --> 02:55:45,400 shotgun. 4840 02:55:53,080 --> 02:55:54,060 Come on, boy. 4841 02:55:56,880 --> 02:55:58,020 Come on, boy. 4842 02:55:59,600 --> 02:56:00,760 Animal rights, yeah? 4843 02:56:03,080 --> 02:56:04,400 Animal shites. 4844 02:56:08,600 --> 02:56:09,980 That was him, Telt. 4845 02:56:09,980 --> 02:56:12,110 He'll never get up from that 4846 02:56:12,110 --> 02:56:14,140 again, the daft prick. 4847 02:56:24,100 --> 02:56:25,480 We have another bucking. 4848 02:56:27,000 --> 02:56:27,450 We have another little Rex 4849 02:56:27,450 --> 02:56:29,760 coming our way now, I think. 4850 02:56:33,960 --> 02:56:35,060 I can hear him. 4851 02:56:35,060 --> 02:56:47,100 Oh, no. 4852 02:56:49,500 --> 02:56:50,560 What the fuck? 4853 02:56:59,180 --> 02:57:00,040 Good luck. 4854 02:57:01,440 --> 02:57:02,450 Cunt just got Kurt Cobain'd in 4855 02:57:02,450 --> 02:57:03,580 the skull. 4856 02:57:06,180 --> 02:57:07,360 Never mind. 4857 02:57:11,220 --> 02:57:13,340 Time to take these herbines now. 4858 02:57:14,840 --> 02:57:17,000 My new name is Herb Williams. 4859 02:57:17,700 --> 02:57:19,760 I got a change there via deed 4860 02:57:19,760 --> 02:57:20,640 poll. 4861 02:57:21,840 --> 02:57:23,380 I got the name changed by deed 4862 02:57:23,380 --> 02:57:25,380 poll the last day. 4863 02:57:26,460 --> 02:57:27,680 Get in the fuck. 4864 02:57:28,900 --> 02:57:29,460 Oh, no. 4865 02:57:36,280 --> 02:57:37,340 Get to sleep. 4866 02:57:40,840 --> 02:57:41,880 Get to sleep. 4867 02:57:43,880 --> 02:57:45,000 Rest in pieces. 4868 02:57:53,000 --> 02:57:54,880 Where were the parents? 4869 02:57:56,340 --> 02:57:57,960 I'll get pet after you. 4870 02:58:01,480 --> 02:58:01,340 I want to tell you something 4871 02:58:01,340 --> 02:58:03,560 about the dogs. 4872 02:58:03,660 --> 02:58:04,520 They're awful cunts. 4873 02:58:05,560 --> 02:58:06,340 They come at you in the middle 4874 02:58:06,340 --> 02:58:07,940 of the night trying to make 4875 02:58:07,940 --> 02:58:09,120 fucking hands of you. 4876 02:58:09,660 --> 02:58:10,820 All you've got is the gun at 4877 02:58:10,820 --> 02:58:12,240 your side, like, you know. 4878 02:58:12,700 --> 02:58:13,860 I can hear more of them through 4879 02:58:13,860 --> 02:58:14,360 here. 4880 02:58:14,460 --> 02:58:15,760 Oh, it's an awful shame. 4881 02:58:16,580 --> 02:58:17,400 Awful shame. 4882 02:58:18,120 --> 02:58:19,220 To see what the dogs are doing 4883 02:58:19,220 --> 02:58:20,160 these days. 4884 02:58:22,040 --> 02:58:22,500 It's an awful shame seeing what 4885 02:58:22,500 --> 02:58:24,880 the dogs are up to these days. 4886 02:58:25,120 --> 02:58:25,380 Nice. 4887 02:58:25,580 --> 02:58:26,520 Nice little dogging. 4888 02:58:26,880 --> 02:58:27,920 See you later, Mortinator. 4889 02:58:29,880 --> 02:58:30,820 Nice to talk to you. 4890 02:58:32,880 --> 02:58:34,190 I'll fucking get that nose hair 4891 02:58:34,190 --> 02:58:34,760 trimmed. 4892 02:58:35,220 --> 02:58:35,720 The next... 4893 02:58:35,720 --> 02:58:37,120 I'll trim the bush the next day. 4894 02:58:39,300 --> 02:58:40,840 We might have word then, hey. 4895 02:58:44,280 --> 02:58:46,020 The smell of want off that howl. 4896 02:58:49,680 --> 02:58:50,530 The game window is 4-3 aspect 4897 02:58:50,530 --> 02:58:52,700 ratio, man. 4898 02:58:56,100 --> 02:58:56,840 Oh, it's fucked. 4899 02:58:56,960 --> 02:58:57,680 I can see what you... 4900 02:58:57,680 --> 02:58:58,560 I can see what you mean. 4901 02:58:58,980 --> 02:58:59,820 Thanks very much. 4902 02:59:01,500 --> 02:59:01,940 Cheers. 4903 02:59:01,940 --> 02:59:18,780 Reserve power control. 4904 02:59:19,320 --> 02:59:20,690 Power can be routed to the 4905 02:59:20,690 --> 02:59:23,420 areas with insufficient power. 4906 02:59:23,560 --> 02:59:25,940 Using the five switches, okay. 4907 02:59:26,420 --> 02:59:27,420 The five switches. 4908 02:59:28,120 --> 02:59:29,940 Using all the power may cause a 4909 02:59:29,940 --> 02:59:30,740 short. 4910 02:59:30,740 --> 02:59:31,740 And... 4911 02:59:31,740 --> 02:59:33,020 Cut the power supply. 4912 02:59:33,420 --> 02:59:33,700 Now. 4913 02:59:34,060 --> 02:59:34,780 It's a switch. 4914 02:59:34,940 --> 02:59:35,960 Will you move it up or down? 4915 02:59:38,820 --> 02:59:39,220 Oh. 4916 02:59:39,440 --> 02:59:40,800 How the fuck do we do this? 4917 02:59:41,220 --> 02:59:42,340 Does anybody know how to do 4918 02:59:42,340 --> 02:59:42,880 this? 4919 02:59:53,400 --> 02:59:55,020 Does anyone know how to do this? 4920 02:59:55,480 --> 02:59:56,430 Should I move the next one up 4921 02:59:56,430 --> 02:59:57,040 or down? 4922 03:00:00,940 --> 03:00:01,720 Down or up? 4923 03:00:04,120 --> 03:00:05,180 I'm waiting on you. 4924 03:00:12,020 --> 03:00:12,340 Up. 4925 03:00:12,340 --> 03:00:32,580 Power supply. 4926 03:00:32,580 --> 03:00:33,480 Okay. 4927 03:00:33,480 --> 03:00:34,680 Power supply. 4928 03:00:34,900 --> 03:00:35,300 Okay. 4929 03:00:36,300 --> 03:00:37,300 We did it. 4930 03:00:37,300 --> 03:00:38,300 The B1 map. 4931 03:00:38,300 --> 03:00:53,140 The B1 map. 4932 03:00:54,460 --> 03:00:55,860 Really comes into its own. 4933 03:00:56,720 --> 03:00:57,980 When you get into the B... 4934 03:00:57,980 --> 03:00:58,840 The basement one. 4935 03:00:59,400 --> 03:00:59,920 The B... 4936 03:00:59,920 --> 03:01:01,530 The B1 map really comes into 4937 03:01:01,530 --> 03:01:03,040 its own when you reach the B1 4938 03:01:03,040 --> 03:01:03,920 area, I'd say. 4939 03:01:05,820 --> 03:01:06,820 Let's have a little look at 4940 03:01:06,820 --> 03:01:07,180 this. 4941 03:01:07,540 --> 03:01:08,140 See where we're... 4942 03:01:08,140 --> 03:01:09,060 See where we're fixed. 4943 03:01:11,380 --> 03:01:11,740 Okay. 4944 03:01:11,860 --> 03:01:12,860 So there's a room outside I 4945 03:01:12,860 --> 03:01:13,720 haven't been in. 4946 03:01:14,220 --> 03:01:15,540 The power is being turned on to 4947 03:01:15,540 --> 03:01:15,960 it. 4948 03:01:16,300 --> 03:01:17,540 I think there could be a lick 4949 03:01:17,540 --> 03:01:19,410 out or two happening inside 4950 03:01:19,410 --> 03:01:19,880 that box. 4951 03:01:20,680 --> 03:01:21,940 As I recall, you go in and it's 4952 03:01:21,940 --> 03:01:23,220 a morgue mortuary and there's 4953 03:01:23,220 --> 03:01:24,000 like... 4954 03:01:25,940 --> 03:01:27,500 Dead fuckers in boxes. 4955 03:01:32,960 --> 03:01:33,360 Yeah. 4956 03:01:33,580 --> 03:01:34,360 Is it okay? 4957 03:01:34,560 --> 03:01:35,660 Is it an autopsy room? 4958 03:01:36,400 --> 03:01:37,140 The club is etched. 4959 03:01:37,220 --> 03:01:37,400 Okay. 4960 03:01:37,480 --> 03:01:39,680 We cannot enter the autopsy 4961 03:01:39,680 --> 03:01:40,400 room. 4962 03:01:42,320 --> 03:01:43,450 Which is a good thing in my 4963 03:01:43,450 --> 03:01:43,860 book. 4964 03:01:44,000 --> 03:01:44,320 Because... 4965 03:01:45,040 --> 03:01:47,520 It's a scary old place to be. 4966 03:01:48,220 --> 03:01:48,560 Now. 4967 03:01:48,980 --> 03:01:50,220 We'll head down the hallway. 4968 03:01:50,660 --> 03:01:51,390 There's something else I want 4969 03:01:51,390 --> 03:01:52,140 to hit you with. 4970 03:01:52,580 --> 03:01:53,920 We go around this corner here. 4971 03:01:54,400 --> 03:01:54,840 There's a... 4972 03:01:54,840 --> 03:01:55,840 There's an armory. 4973 03:01:56,560 --> 03:01:57,880 A weapons storage. 4974 03:01:58,180 --> 03:01:59,400 The card reader on the left. 4975 03:01:59,660 --> 03:02:00,860 I don't have the card. 4976 03:02:08,780 --> 03:02:09,580 Fucking garage. 4977 03:02:10,600 --> 03:02:12,390 There could be Ada Wong down 4978 03:02:12,390 --> 03:02:13,280 here. 4979 03:02:13,380 --> 03:02:14,620 There could be Ada Wong. 4980 03:02:22,160 --> 03:02:22,640 Oh. 4981 03:02:23,320 --> 03:02:24,080 Fucking hell. 4982 03:02:27,080 --> 03:02:28,500 That was a real one. 4983 03:02:29,680 --> 03:02:30,440 Kilban would have something to 4984 03:02:30,440 --> 03:02:31,600 say about that. 4985 03:02:31,600 --> 03:02:36,040 Sorry about that. 4986 03:02:36,660 --> 03:02:37,510 When I saw the uniform, I 4987 03:02:37,510 --> 03:02:39,620 thought you were another zombie. 4988 03:02:44,500 --> 03:02:45,660 Who are you? 4989 03:02:49,400 --> 03:02:50,380 Ada Wong. 4990 03:02:52,840 --> 03:02:54,480 And what are you doing here? 4991 03:02:56,480 --> 03:02:57,740 I'm looking for some guy named 4992 03:02:57,740 --> 03:02:58,560 Bam. 4993 03:02:58,700 --> 03:02:59,700 Never even mind. 4994 03:02:59,700 --> 03:03:00,720 Those reporter types. 4995 03:03:01,120 --> 03:03:02,600 Always looking for a scoop. 4996 03:03:04,500 --> 03:03:05,290 I heard he was locked up in the 4997 03:03:05,290 --> 03:03:06,700 cell block. 4998 03:03:06,900 --> 03:03:08,290 Only there's a wrecked car barring 4999 03:03:08,290 --> 03:03:09,120 the entrance. 5000 03:03:09,680 --> 03:03:10,630 I've been trying to find 5001 03:03:10,630 --> 03:03:12,120 another way inside. 5002 03:03:18,840 --> 03:03:17,680 If we work together, we can 5003 03:03:17,680 --> 03:03:21,620 move this thing. 5004 03:03:22,240 --> 03:03:23,540 Give me a hand here, will you? 5005 03:03:25,080 --> 03:03:26,440 She's nice, isn't she? 5006 03:03:26,440 --> 03:03:28,040 She's wearing a nice dress for 5007 03:03:28,040 --> 03:03:29,840 a fucking zombie apocalypse. 5008 03:03:49,840 --> 03:03:52,180 Ten out of ten voice acting. 5009 03:03:53,520 --> 03:03:54,980 Okay, so now we're inside this 5010 03:03:54,980 --> 03:03:57,870 little police cell job with Ada 5011 03:03:57,870 --> 03:03:58,660 Wong. 5012 03:03:58,800 --> 03:03:59,660 Ada Wong now. 5013 03:04:00,080 --> 03:04:01,340 I'll tell you about Ada Wong. 5014 03:04:01,440 --> 03:04:02,780 She's a nice girl I met down in 5015 03:04:02,780 --> 03:04:03,940 the parking garage. 5016 03:04:03,940 --> 03:04:03,940 Ada what? 5017 03:04:03,940 --> 03:04:19,590 Yes, I will take those handgun 5018 03:04:19,590 --> 03:04:25,680 bullets. 5019 03:04:25,680 --> 03:04:54,520 handgun bullets. 5020 03:04:54,520 --> 03:04:56,120 The boys were growing the 5021 03:04:56,120 --> 03:04:57,790 cannabis herb which has been 5022 03:04:57,790 --> 03:05:00,570 seized in Arklow. Cannabis herb 5023 03:05:00,570 --> 03:05:00,640 with 5024 03:05:00,640 --> 03:05:03,560 a street value of 4 million 5025 03:05:03,560 --> 03:05:07,380 euros has been seized by the Gordie. 5026 03:05:07,380 --> 03:05:10,140 You can't carry any more 5027 03:05:10,140 --> 03:05:14,360 items because you have too many 5028 03:05:14,360 --> 03:05:18,250 items in your pocket. Good 5029 03:05:18,250 --> 03:05:22,480 advice. We're going out town 5030 03:05:22,480 --> 03:05:23,360 there on man. I've got a box of 5031 03:05:23,360 --> 03:05:23,360 fucking Cobra 5032 03:05:23,360 --> 03:05:25,580 toxins and three Joe Rogans in 5033 03:05:25,580 --> 03:05:27,800 my pocket. I was wired on the 5034 03:05:27,800 --> 03:05:29,480 Rogans last night. 5035 03:05:29,480 --> 03:05:32,750 Look at this. Get up now. Get 5036 03:05:32,750 --> 03:05:35,600 out of bed you cunt. 5037 03:05:35,600 --> 03:05:37,400 What do you want? I'm trying to 5038 03:05:37,400 --> 03:05:39,380 sleep here. Hey, what the fuck 5039 03:05:39,380 --> 03:05:39,840 here? 5040 03:05:43,720 --> 03:05:46,260 Is this the guy? Ben? You told 5041 03:05:46,260 --> 03:05:48,370 the city officials that you 5042 03:05:48,370 --> 03:05:50,580 knew something about what's 5043 03:05:50,580 --> 03:05:53,230 been going on, didn't you? What 5044 03:05:53,230 --> 03:05:55,690 did you tell them? And who the 5045 03:05:55,690 --> 03:05:57,760 heck are you? I'm trying to 5046 03:05:57,760 --> 03:06:00,080 find my boyfriend. His name's 5047 03:06:00,080 --> 03:06:02,090 John. He was working for a 5048 03:06:02,090 --> 03:06:04,380 branch office of Umbrella based 5049 03:06:04,380 --> 03:06:06,280 in Chicago but he suddenly 5050 03:06:06,280 --> 03:06:08,610 disappeared six months ago. I 5051 03:06:08,610 --> 03:06:10,740 heard a rumor that he's here in 5052 03:06:10,740 --> 03:06:11,840 the city. Yeah? 5053 03:06:11,840 --> 03:06:14,530 I don't know anything and even 5054 03:06:14,530 --> 03:06:16,770 if I did why would I want to 5055 03:06:16,770 --> 03:06:17,960 tell you? 5056 03:06:17,960 --> 03:06:22,280 Hey, why would I want to tell 5057 03:06:22,280 --> 03:06:24,960 you guys? Okay, I say we leave 5058 03:06:24,960 --> 03:06:26,360 him in there. Does anyone know 5059 03:06:26,360 --> 03:06:27,620 where they put the key to this 5060 03:06:27,620 --> 03:06:30,600 cell? I have it right here, 5061 03:06:30,600 --> 03:06:32,510 officer. But I'm not about to 5062 03:06:32,510 --> 03:06:35,330 leave this cell. Those zombies 5063 03:06:35,330 --> 03:06:38,060 aren't the only things crawling 5064 03:06:38,060 --> 03:06:39,960 around out there. 5065 03:06:39,960 --> 03:06:46,080 Oh, fuck me. What was that? 5066 03:06:46,080 --> 03:06:49,590 Like I said, I'm not leaving 5067 03:06:49,590 --> 03:06:52,970 this cell. Get out of here 5068 03:06:52,970 --> 03:06:57,080 before you lead it right to me. 5069 03:06:57,080 --> 03:06:59,050 Hey, I'm not going anywhere. I'm 5070 03:06:59,050 --> 03:07:00,690 the only cop left alive in this 5071 03:07:00,690 --> 03:07:03,290 building. What? Look, if you 5072 03:07:03,290 --> 03:07:06,590 want to live, then you're gonna 5073 03:07:06,590 --> 03:07:09,080 have to leave with me. 5074 03:07:09,080 --> 03:07:10,930 The rain is coming in. But do 5075 03:07:10,930 --> 03:07:12,720 you even know how to get out of 5076 03:07:12,720 --> 03:07:14,660 the city? There's a kennel in 5077 03:07:14,660 --> 03:07:16,370 the back of the building. 5078 03:07:16,370 --> 03:07:18,450 Inside the kennel is a manhole. 5079 03:07:18,450 --> 03:07:20,240 Go through and it'll lead you 5080 03:07:20,240 --> 03:07:22,180 to the sewer entrance. But it 5081 03:07:22,180 --> 03:07:23,560 won't be easy. 5082 03:07:26,200 --> 03:07:27,250 Alright, I'm going. Alright, I'm 5083 03:07:27,250 --> 03:07:27,600 going. 5084 03:07:39,320 --> 03:07:38,250 Right, I know where I'm going 5085 03:07:38,250 --> 03:07:40,840 now. 5086 03:07:40,840 --> 03:07:58,760 The fucking tyrant is after you. 5087 03:07:58,760 --> 03:08:00,910 The fucking tyrant is after you, 5088 03:08:00,910 --> 03:08:03,050 man. Do you know the tyrant, do 5089 03:08:03,050 --> 03:08:05,280 you? Yeah. He's not happy with 5090 03:08:05,280 --> 03:08:07,060 what you said about him last 5091 03:08:07,060 --> 03:08:07,840 night. 5092 03:08:07,840 --> 03:08:10,230 The tyrant is uptown looking 5093 03:08:10,230 --> 03:08:13,040 for you. He's scared enough for 5094 03:08:13,040 --> 03:08:15,540 you, actually. He's got an 5095 03:08:15,540 --> 03:08:18,240 eyeball inside his shoulder. 5096 03:08:18,240 --> 03:08:21,140 But he's actually timid enough. 5097 03:08:21,140 --> 03:08:23,730 Works at Allergan, yeah. Go 5098 03:08:23,730 --> 03:08:26,340 inside the roomine here and see 5099 03:08:26,340 --> 03:08:29,340 what's inside here. Toilets, is 5100 03:08:29,340 --> 03:08:30,840 it? Jacks! 5101 03:08:30,840 --> 03:08:31,640 Jax. 5102 03:08:43,560 --> 03:08:43,960 Yeah. 5103 03:08:44,960 --> 03:08:46,120 Thank you very much, Cleona. 5104 03:08:46,120 --> 03:08:46,460 Roll. 5105 03:08:48,380 --> 03:08:50,040 Great. Great to have the 5106 03:08:50,040 --> 03:08:50,660 support 5107 03:08:50,660 --> 03:08:52,440 when you're trying to kill dogs. 5108 03:08:53,640 --> 03:08:55,020 With the fucking... 5109 03:08:55,020 --> 03:08:56,980 With the Kirkcobian special. 5110 03:08:56,980 --> 03:09:10,980 Come on. 5111 03:09:20,200 --> 03:09:20,760 Oh! 5112 03:09:24,180 --> 03:09:25,560 That was a real one. 5113 03:09:26,140 --> 03:09:27,060 That was a real one. 5114 03:09:30,860 --> 03:09:32,140 Alright, let's just... 5115 03:09:32,880 --> 03:09:34,460 Let's just have a quick look. 5116 03:09:34,580 --> 03:09:36,500 Cleona Row donates two euro 5117 03:09:36,500 --> 03:09:38,530 and we've got a special scare 5118 03:09:38,530 --> 03:09:39,100 moment. 5119 03:09:39,420 --> 03:09:42,600 An actual genuine scare moment 5120 03:09:42,600 --> 03:09:43,860 coming up here right now. 5121 03:09:44,100 --> 03:09:45,660 He's in his inventory. 5122 03:09:46,260 --> 03:09:46,860 Let's have a look. 5123 03:09:47,000 --> 03:09:47,970 I'll take my face off the 5124 03:09:47,970 --> 03:09:48,480 screen. 5125 03:09:48,620 --> 03:09:49,180 Let's have a look. 5126 03:09:52,460 --> 03:09:53,940 Come on. There we go. 5127 03:09:55,300 --> 03:09:59,620 Let's watch. 5128 03:09:59,620 --> 03:10:00,020 Come on. 5129 03:10:07,140 --> 03:10:07,900 It's coming. 5130 03:10:08,580 --> 03:10:09,060 It's coming. 5131 03:10:09,060 --> 03:10:09,060 It's coming. 5132 03:10:09,060 --> 03:10:09,120 It's coming. 5133 03:10:09,120 --> 03:10:13,020 What a fanny. 5134 03:10:13,660 --> 03:10:14,620 That was a real one. 5135 03:10:14,620 --> 03:10:17,380 That's something that you learn 5136 03:10:17,380 --> 03:10:18,240 on training ground. 5137 03:10:18,360 --> 03:10:18,940 You don't... 5138 03:10:18,940 --> 03:10:19,940 You don't... 5139 03:10:19,940 --> 03:10:20,840 Shit your pants 5140 03:10:20,840 --> 03:10:21,800 as soon... 5141 03:10:21,800 --> 03:10:23,100 As soon as a dog 5142 03:10:23,100 --> 03:10:25,600 hits off the side of the cage. 5143 03:10:26,160 --> 03:10:27,460 That's just like... 5144 03:10:27,460 --> 03:10:29,340 That's the hallmarks 5145 03:10:29,340 --> 03:10:30,410 of not even being on training 5146 03:10:30,410 --> 03:10:30,820 ground. 5147 03:10:30,820 --> 03:10:32,190 Not only being on training 5148 03:10:32,190 --> 03:10:32,860 ground once, 5149 03:10:33,020 --> 03:10:33,940 which he hadn't done, 5150 03:10:34,940 --> 03:10:36,830 but being a complete fanny and 5151 03:10:36,830 --> 03:10:37,320 all. 5152 03:10:39,260 --> 03:10:41,390 When I slither home after a 5153 03:10:41,390 --> 03:10:43,420 hard day out in fields, 5154 03:10:43,420 --> 03:10:44,920 there's nothing I like more 5155 03:10:44,920 --> 03:10:46,470 than lashing a few stickings 5156 03:10:46,470 --> 03:10:48,230 into the fireplace and setting 5157 03:10:48,230 --> 03:10:49,100 fire to them. 5158 03:10:49,100 --> 03:10:50,230 Be careful not to burn your 5159 03:10:50,230 --> 03:10:51,100 hands like I did. 5160 03:10:51,100 --> 03:10:52,400 While I'm waiting for that baby 5161 03:10:52,400 --> 03:10:53,020 to get going, 5162 03:10:53,020 --> 03:10:54,930 I do a few rolls on the ground 5163 03:10:54,930 --> 03:10:56,860 and a few reptilius repetitions 5164 03:10:56,860 --> 03:10:58,860 just to get the blood flowing. 5165 03:10:59,340 --> 03:11:00,840 Once those flames are licking 5166 03:11:00,840 --> 03:11:02,480 high, it's time to stick your 5167 03:11:02,480 --> 03:11:03,180 coal in it. 5168 03:11:04,860 --> 03:11:06,990 You can generate extra drafthage 5169 03:11:06,990 --> 03:11:09,020 by using your gooch as a waft. 5170 03:11:09,420 --> 03:11:10,790 Now all that's left is to sit 5171 03:11:10,790 --> 03:11:12,630 back and warm your sack by the 5172 03:11:12,630 --> 03:11:13,420 flames. 5173 03:11:14,540 --> 03:11:16,190 This message was brought to you 5174 03:11:16,190 --> 03:11:17,180 by Fire. 5175 03:11:17,180 --> 03:11:17,900 Well there you have it. 5176 03:11:17,900 --> 03:11:18,620 It was a scare... 5177 03:11:18,620 --> 03:11:19,900 It was a scare moment. 5178 03:11:19,900 --> 03:11:20,780 Scare mongering. 5179 03:11:21,340 --> 03:11:22,600 And this dog, is he gonna burst 5180 03:11:22,600 --> 03:11:23,340 through or what? 5181 03:11:24,620 --> 03:11:25,560 Are we gonna take care of him 5182 03:11:25,560 --> 03:11:26,460 shotty? 5183 03:11:27,500 --> 03:11:28,140 He'll even be. 5184 03:11:28,140 --> 03:11:42,700 *Footsteps* 5185 03:11:52,060 --> 03:11:53,020 That was him telt. 5186 03:11:53,900 --> 03:11:54,720 That was the end of that 5187 03:11:54,720 --> 03:11:56,140 fucking canine. 5188 03:11:56,140 --> 03:12:00,620 *Footsteps* 5189 03:12:01,740 --> 03:12:02,860 Canine got got. 5190 03:12:02,860 --> 03:12:03,820 *Footsteps* 5191 03:12:05,820 --> 03:12:07,420 Canine got sliced. 5192 03:12:07,420 --> 03:12:09,420 *Footsteps* 5193 03:12:09,420 --> 03:12:11,100 *Footsteps* 5194 03:12:11,100 --> 03:12:12,860 Canine go bye bye, yeah? 5195 03:12:12,860 --> 03:12:14,860 *Footsteps* 5196 03:12:19,660 --> 03:12:19,530 Now we can go inside this doggy's 5197 03:12:19,530 --> 03:12:22,380 little cage and see... 5198 03:12:23,740 --> 03:12:24,370 See what he was keeping in 5199 03:12:24,370 --> 03:12:25,180 there. 5200 03:12:25,180 --> 03:12:26,700 Nothing but a slop bucket. 5201 03:12:26,700 --> 03:12:27,740 *Footsteps* 5202 03:12:27,740 --> 03:12:28,860 And an old rag. 5203 03:12:28,860 --> 03:12:30,380 *Footsteps* 5204 03:12:30,380 --> 03:12:31,520 This is where they made the 5205 03:12:31,520 --> 03:12:32,380 dogs go to sleep. 5206 03:12:32,380 --> 03:12:32,860 *Footsteps* 5207 03:12:32,860 --> 03:12:34,860 *Footsteps* 5208 03:12:34,860 --> 03:12:34,860 *Footsteps* 5209 03:12:34,860 --> 03:12:35,660 *Footsteps* 5210 03:12:35,660 --> 03:12:36,620 *Footsteps* 5211 03:12:36,620 --> 03:12:37,260 Blue herb. 5212 03:12:37,260 --> 03:12:37,900 *Footsteps* 5213 03:12:37,900 --> 03:12:38,930 What do you do with the blue 5214 03:12:38,930 --> 03:12:39,340 herb? 5215 03:12:39,340 --> 03:12:39,900 *Footsteps* 5216 03:12:39,900 --> 03:12:40,700 *Footsteps* 5217 03:12:40,700 --> 03:12:41,980 *Footsteps* 5218 03:12:41,980 --> 03:12:42,940 I don't want that. 5219 03:12:42,940 --> 03:12:44,300 *Footsteps* 5220 03:12:44,300 --> 03:12:44,860 *Footsteps* 5221 03:12:44,860 --> 03:12:44,860 *Footsteps* 5222 03:12:44,860 --> 03:12:44,860 *Footsteps* 5223 03:12:44,860 --> 03:12:44,860 *Footsteps* 5224 03:12:44,860 --> 03:12:45,420 *Footsteps* 5225 03:12:45,420 --> 03:12:45,420 *Footsteps* 5226 03:12:45,420 --> 03:12:45,980 *Footsteps* 5227 03:12:45,980 --> 03:12:45,980 *Footsteps* 5228 03:12:45,980 --> 03:12:46,940 *Footsteps* 5229 03:12:46,940 --> 03:12:47,500 *Footsteps* 5230 03:12:47,500 --> 03:12:48,060 *Footsteps* 5231 03:12:48,060 --> 03:12:48,780 *Footsteps* 5232 03:12:48,780 --> 03:12:50,260 Jacob Rees-Mogg, I want to tell 5233 03:12:50,260 --> 03:12:50,860 you something. 5234 03:12:51,180 --> 03:12:52,380 You're a fucking great guy. 5235 03:12:52,540 --> 03:12:53,840 You're a top dog. 5236 03:12:54,220 --> 03:12:56,530 You're the best Victorian-looking 5237 03:12:56,530 --> 03:12:59,200 cunt I've ever seen in modern-day 5238 03:12:59,200 --> 03:12:59,820 age. 5239 03:13:01,220 --> 03:13:02,860 You're like a great cartoon. 5240 03:13:06,160 --> 03:13:06,650 And thank you very much for the 5241 03:13:06,650 --> 03:13:08,100 donation. 5242 03:13:10,380 --> 03:13:11,300 Firmly closed. 5243 03:13:11,440 --> 03:13:12,350 If I could open it with the 5244 03:13:12,350 --> 03:13:13,550 right tool, would the crank 5245 03:13:13,550 --> 03:13:14,060 open it? 5246 03:13:15,500 --> 03:13:16,700 No, you'd need a crowbar, would 5247 03:13:16,700 --> 03:13:17,320 you? 5248 03:13:17,320 --> 03:13:20,740 Fights the poison of the 5249 03:13:20,740 --> 03:13:22,480 spiders. 5250 03:13:24,040 --> 03:13:24,520 Spiders. 5251 03:13:26,300 --> 03:13:27,260 Rees-Mogg. 5252 03:13:31,840 --> 03:13:37,010 Right, we'll get the fuck out 5253 03:13:37,010 --> 03:13:40,580 of here. 5254 03:13:40,700 --> 03:13:41,500 We'd need a crowbar. 5255 03:13:41,620 --> 03:13:42,790 You'd need a George Hook, 5256 03:13:42,790 --> 03:13:43,660 someone says. 5257 03:13:43,660 --> 03:14:11,740 Where are we going, lads? 5258 03:14:11,740 --> 03:14:14,220 Where are we going, lads? 5259 03:14:15,660 --> 03:14:17,360 Where are we going, boys? 5260 03:14:20,720 --> 03:14:22,630 When- which way is Alargan from 5261 03:14:22,630 --> 03:14:23,100 here? 5262 03:14:24,940 --> 03:14:25,970 Do we need to take a fucking 5263 03:14:25,970 --> 03:14:27,580 bus or what? 5264 03:14:39,580 --> 03:14:41,960 Oh! 5265 03:14:46,460 --> 03:14:46,900 No. 5266 03:14:48,560 --> 03:14:49,570 The weapon's storage is still 5267 03:14:49,570 --> 03:14:50,580 locked. 5268 03:14:57,680 --> 03:14:56,840 How the fuck is that not going 5269 03:14:56,840 --> 03:14:59,580 to come up? 5270 03:15:00,300 --> 03:15:01,260 That's a fucking joke. 5271 03:15:01,260 --> 03:15:02,290 The whole place is a fucking 5272 03:15:02,290 --> 03:15:03,060 joke altogether. 5273 03:15:03,180 --> 03:15:03,900 All the doors are locked. 5274 03:15:03,980 --> 03:15:04,740 You can't even get inside 5275 03:15:04,740 --> 03:15:05,220 anywhere. 5276 03:15:05,320 --> 03:15:06,300 The whole place is locked shut 5277 03:15:06,300 --> 03:15:06,700 tight. 5278 03:15:07,200 --> 03:15:07,420 Huh? 5279 03:15:07,420 --> 03:15:18,920 Beside the cells. 5280 03:15:18,920 --> 03:15:21,060 Beside the cells. 5281 03:15:21,320 --> 03:15:22,480 Ah, fucking hell. 5282 03:15:22,580 --> 03:15:23,760 Video in Xamnia, man. 5283 03:15:24,720 --> 03:15:25,540 Thanks for the help. 5284 03:15:26,680 --> 03:15:28,050 We need to get this beside the 5285 03:15:28,050 --> 03:15:28,920 cells. 5286 03:15:29,120 --> 03:15:29,940 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 5287 03:15:44,940 --> 03:15:39,430 Big thank you to Video Insomnius 5288 03:15:39,430 --> 03:15:47,920 helping out with the fucking 5289 03:15:47,920 --> 03:15:52,540 games there. 5290 03:15:52,540 --> 03:15:54,080 Have you tried the new Kit Kats? 5291 03:15:54,720 --> 03:15:56,380 Made with Ruby Cocoa beans. 5292 03:15:58,180 --> 03:15:59,040 Now I have it. 5293 03:16:00,280 --> 03:16:01,180 Do they exist? 5294 03:16:01,740 --> 03:16:02,520 Is that a fucking joke or 5295 03:16:02,520 --> 03:16:03,380 something? 5296 03:16:04,420 --> 03:16:04,820 Yeah. 5297 03:16:08,420 --> 03:16:09,860 Well, nice one, man. 5298 03:16:09,960 --> 03:16:10,940 I hope you're fucking having a 5299 03:16:10,940 --> 03:16:11,900 good time, Feelgood. 5300 03:16:12,020 --> 03:16:12,900 Thank you very much. 5301 03:16:13,000 --> 03:16:13,780 Very kind of you. 5302 03:16:15,060 --> 03:16:15,980 And I hope you're really 5303 03:16:15,980 --> 03:16:18,220 enjoying this today. 5304 03:16:19,800 --> 03:16:20,960 Doctor Feelgood. 5305 03:16:21,700 --> 03:16:23,280 I hope you're feeling good. 5306 03:16:23,740 --> 03:16:24,740 I know you are. 5307 03:16:24,740 --> 03:16:24,800 Yeah. 5308 03:16:24,800 --> 03:16:24,860 Yeah. 5309 03:16:24,860 --> 03:16:25,240 Yeah. 5310 03:16:25,240 --> 03:16:26,580 Cheeky old girl. 5311 03:16:28,040 --> 03:16:29,400 Fiona rolls after you. 5312 03:16:33,340 --> 03:16:33,780 Right. 5313 03:16:34,140 --> 03:16:35,250 Are we in the right place now 5314 03:16:35,250 --> 03:16:36,800 for the fucking crowbar? 5315 03:16:36,900 --> 03:16:37,780 Is it down here or what? 5316 03:16:41,440 --> 03:16:42,240 Beside the cells. 5317 03:16:42,360 --> 03:16:43,610 The doggy cells or beside the 5318 03:16:43,610 --> 03:16:44,620 fucking... 5319 03:16:44,620 --> 03:16:46,630 The cells next to where your 5320 03:16:46,630 --> 03:16:47,720 man is kept? 5321 03:16:55,260 --> 03:16:55,700 Ah. 5322 03:16:57,300 --> 03:16:58,500 We'll use the old herb. 5323 03:16:58,500 --> 03:17:03,440 Going changing the name to Herb 5324 03:17:03,440 --> 03:17:05,380 Lenehan. 5325 03:17:06,340 --> 03:17:07,860 Via deed poll. 5326 03:17:08,860 --> 03:17:09,950 I'm thinking of changing my 5327 03:17:09,950 --> 03:17:11,840 name to Herb Lenehan. 5328 03:17:12,360 --> 03:17:12,920 What's... 5329 03:17:12,920 --> 03:17:15,940 What's the legality of that? 5330 03:17:15,940 --> 03:17:17,360 And is it happening? 5331 03:17:19,440 --> 03:17:20,480 Can it happen? 5332 03:17:20,960 --> 03:17:21,640 Can it happen? 5333 03:17:24,460 --> 03:17:24,940 Yeah. 5334 03:17:26,300 --> 03:17:27,500 Longford for Sam. 5335 03:17:27,580 --> 03:17:28,600 I want to tell you something. 5336 03:17:28,760 --> 03:17:30,120 You're a fucking genius. 5337 03:17:32,020 --> 03:17:32,620 You're up there with Feelgood 5338 03:17:32,620 --> 03:17:34,760 and fucking Cleona Roll. 5339 03:17:41,520 --> 03:17:42,620 Rest in pieces. 5340 03:17:43,260 --> 03:17:44,420 You daft cunt. 5341 03:17:44,780 --> 03:17:45,800 Rest in pieces. 5342 03:17:47,420 --> 03:17:48,520 I'm only messing with you. 5343 03:17:50,340 --> 03:17:52,720 Now let us have a look. 5344 03:17:52,780 --> 03:17:54,360 I'd say lash up the volume, Viper. 5345 03:17:54,480 --> 03:17:54,660 What? 5346 03:17:54,740 --> 03:17:55,960 Of my voice? 5347 03:17:56,220 --> 03:17:58,400 Or of the game itself. 5348 03:18:01,800 --> 03:18:01,360 You're always better taking the 5349 03:18:01,360 --> 03:18:04,240 green herb to be more... 5350 03:18:04,240 --> 03:18:05,440 To be even more fine than you 5351 03:18:05,440 --> 03:18:05,800 are. 5352 03:18:07,220 --> 03:18:07,620 Yeah. 5353 03:18:08,740 --> 03:18:09,180 Fine. 5354 03:18:09,740 --> 03:18:11,000 I'm doing fine. 5355 03:18:14,860 --> 03:18:15,320 Now where the fuck am I going 5356 03:18:15,320 --> 03:18:16,500 now? 5357 03:18:16,600 --> 03:18:17,760 To the doggy hutch, is it? 5358 03:18:24,240 --> 03:18:25,960 The doggy hutch is after you. 5359 03:18:25,960 --> 03:18:25,960 The doggy hutch is after you. 5360 03:18:25,960 --> 03:18:40,530 I need the right tool for this 5361 03:18:40,530 --> 03:18:43,260 job. 5362 03:18:45,420 --> 03:18:45,880 Watch out for the fucking 5363 03:18:45,880 --> 03:18:47,680 spiders, eh? 5364 03:18:47,920 --> 03:18:48,620 Spiders. 5365 03:18:48,620 --> 03:18:55,250 Down into the fucking depths of 5366 03:18:55,250 --> 03:18:59,400 beyond here now. 5367 03:19:01,400 --> 03:19:03,060 Not a nice place to be. 5368 03:19:04,100 --> 03:19:04,660 Uh-oh. 5369 03:19:05,300 --> 03:19:06,620 Look what it is, boys. 5370 03:19:07,620 --> 03:19:07,980 Spiders. 5371 03:19:08,680 --> 03:19:09,400 Spiders. 5372 03:19:10,400 --> 03:19:10,680 Spiders. 5373 03:19:10,680 --> 03:19:11,080 Spiders. 5374 03:19:11,080 --> 03:19:11,540 Spiders. 5375 03:19:11,540 --> 03:19:12,600 Well. 5376 03:19:13,800 --> 03:19:14,220 Fuck. 5377 03:19:14,260 --> 03:19:14,260 Fuck. 5378 03:19:26,760 --> 03:19:27,120 What? 5379 03:19:27,200 --> 03:19:34,460 Oh my god. 5380 03:19:34,540 --> 03:19:35,060 Spiders. 5381 03:19:35,060 --> 03:19:35,560 Spiders. 5382 03:19:35,560 --> 03:19:36,700 Spiders. 5383 03:19:36,700 --> 03:19:36,820 Spiders. 5384 03:19:36,820 --> 03:19:37,420 Spiders. 5385 03:19:37,420 --> 03:19:37,920 Spiders. 5386 03:19:37,920 --> 03:19:38,420 Spiders. 5387 03:19:38,420 --> 03:19:38,420 Spiders. 5388 03:19:38,420 --> 03:19:38,880 Spiders. 5389 03:19:38,880 --> 03:19:39,420 Spiders. 5390 03:19:39,420 --> 03:19:40,420 Spiders. 5391 03:19:40,420 --> 03:19:40,420 Spiders. 5392 03:19:40,420 --> 03:19:41,420 Spiders. 5393 03:19:41,420 --> 03:19:42,420 Spiders. 5394 03:19:42,420 --> 03:19:43,420 Spiders. 5395 03:19:43,420 --> 03:19:43,420 Spiders. 5396 03:19:43,420 --> 03:19:45,420 Spiders. 5397 03:19:45,420 --> 03:19:47,420 Spiders. 5398 03:19:47,420 --> 03:19:49,420 Spiders. 5399 03:19:49,420 --> 03:19:49,980 Spiders. 5400 03:19:49,980 --> 03:19:50,980 Spiders. 5401 03:19:50,980 --> 03:19:51,980 Spiders. 5402 03:19:51,980 --> 03:19:52,980 Oh. 5403 03:19:52,980 --> 03:19:55,920 Fucking love this music, man. 5404 03:19:55,980 --> 03:19:57,420 This music means safety and 5405 03:19:57,420 --> 03:19:58,040 dreams. 5406 03:19:58,040 --> 03:20:22,040 *Demonic music* 5407 03:20:22,040 --> 03:20:23,540 We might put the fucking blue 5408 03:20:23,540 --> 03:20:25,040 herb in the pocket for later. 5409 03:20:25,040 --> 03:20:30,040 *Demonic music* 5410 03:20:30,040 --> 03:20:33,040 The spiders are after you. 5411 03:20:33,040 --> 03:20:36,040 *Demonic music* 5412 03:20:36,040 --> 03:20:37,830 Oh my god, that's too much 5413 03:20:37,830 --> 03:20:40,080 fucking spidering for one day, 5414 03:20:40,080 --> 03:20:41,040 spiders. 5415 03:20:41,040 --> 03:20:46,040 *Demonic music* 5416 03:20:46,040 --> 03:20:50,040 *Demonic music* 5417 03:20:50,040 --> 03:20:55,040 *Demonic music* 5418 03:20:55,040 --> 03:20:56,040 Spiders. 5419 03:20:56,040 --> 03:20:58,040 *Demonic music* 5420 03:20:58,040 --> 03:20:59,040 *Demonic music* 5421 03:20:59,040 --> 03:21:01,040 *Demonic music* 5422 03:21:01,040 --> 03:21:02,040 Spiders. 5423 03:21:02,040 --> 03:21:05,040 *Demonic music* 5424 03:21:05,040 --> 03:21:08,040 Okay, look it. 5425 03:21:08,040 --> 03:21:11,040 I'm gonna turn this music down. 5426 03:21:11,040 --> 03:21:14,400 down it was too much spider 5427 03:21:14,400 --> 03:21:30,220 action going on there oh my god 5428 03:21:30,220 --> 03:21:32,340 yeah Frankie Francis 5429 03:21:32,340 --> 03:21:34,430 started breakfast thanks very 5430 03:21:34,430 --> 03:21:36,620 much for the 127 but I didn't 5431 03:21:36,620 --> 03:21:38,640 fucking didn't look 5432 03:21:38,640 --> 03:21:40,720 it and it's it's too scary man 5433 03:21:40,720 --> 03:21:42,860 it's getting fucking dodgy in 5434 03:21:42,860 --> 03:21:45,010 here we've had we've had a lot 5435 03:21:45,010 --> 03:21:45,600 of fucking 5436 03:21:45,600 --> 03:21:47,720 spiders happening and I'm too 5437 03:21:47,720 --> 03:21:49,420 scared to carry on at the 5438 03:21:49,420 --> 03:21:51,380 moment we're gonna have to 5439 03:21:51,380 --> 03:21:52,140 reconvene 5440 03:21:55,140 --> 03:21:54,440 it may be half an hour or 5441 03:21:54,440 --> 03:21:57,470 something I don't know I can't 5442 03:21:57,470 --> 03:22:00,520 make that promise that I'll be 5443 03:22:00,520 --> 03:22:01,500 back but 5444 03:22:01,500 --> 03:22:04,890 fuck we we might reconvene 5445 03:22:04,890 --> 03:22:07,790 tonight we might reconvene 5446 03:22:07,790 --> 03:22:11,560 Sunday okay we might reconvene 5447 03:22:11,560 --> 03:22:13,390 Sunday but I want to thank 5448 03:22:13,390 --> 03:22:15,190 everybody at the moment for 5449 03:22:15,190 --> 03:22:17,460 watching the fucking stream we've 5450 03:22:17,460 --> 03:22:19,320 got down to the jail cells and 5451 03:22:19,320 --> 03:22:21,340 the fucking the doggy biscuits 5452 03:22:21,340 --> 03:22:22,960 and it's got a bit fucking 5453 03:22:22,960 --> 03:22:24,770 tight so we're gonna have to 5454 03:22:24,770 --> 03:22:26,780 just chillax the cacks and I'll 5455 03:22:26,780 --> 03:22:28,570 uh I'll be back to you in a bit 5456 03:22:28,570 --> 03:22:30,140 I don't know when. 5457 03:22:30,460 --> 03:22:33,070 thanks for everyone who's 5458 03:22:33,070 --> 03:22:35,840 watched and and donated very 5459 03:22:35,840 --> 03:22:37,420 very kind of you. 5460 03:22:37,420 --> 03:22:39,580 long cell says put the kettle 5461 03:22:39,580 --> 03:22:41,560 on and take a break I will do 5462 03:22:41,560 --> 03:22:43,810 thanks very much and I'll keep 5463 03:22:43,810 --> 03:22:46,150 making the streams going curt 5464 03:22:46,150 --> 03:22:48,790 and David St. Patrick says 5465 03:22:48,790 --> 03:22:50,940 watch my videos viper David St. 5466 03:22:50,940 --> 03:22:53,170 Patrick in the chat everyone 5467 03:22:53,170 --> 03:22:55,020 watch his videos I'll be 5468 03:22:55,020 --> 03:22:57,550 watching your videos straight 5469 03:22:57,550 --> 03:22:59,850 away now okay Jerry Adams thank 5470 03:22:59,850 --> 03:23:02,070 you very much and I want to say 5471 03:23:02,070 --> 03:23:04,380 I'll talk to you in a bit. 5472 03:23:04,380 --> 03:23:06,890 talk to you in a bit. Talk to 5473 03:23:06,890 --> 03:23:09,450 you in a bit. Good night and 5474 03:23:09,450 --> 03:23:11,340 God bless. 5475 03:23:11,340 --> 03:23:18,410 I'll see you in a bit. I'll see 5476 03:23:18,410 --> 03:23:18,890 you in a bit. I need a sandwich. 5477 03:23:18,890 --> 03:23:19,410 Need a fucking sandwich. Thanks 5478 03:23:19,410 --> 03:23:19,740 very much. 5479 03:23:20,300 --> 03:23:22,750 Here's your chance to win an 5480 03:23:22,750 --> 03:23:26,020 all expenses paid trip to Carlow. 5481 03:23:26,100 --> 03:23:27,020 Carlow. 5482 03:23:27,300 --> 03:23:29,680 You'll be picked up by Bus Arras. 5483 03:23:29,980 --> 03:23:31,530 Ireland's premier bus station 5484 03:23:31,530 --> 03:23:33,750 designed in the late 60s, early 5485 03:23:33,750 --> 03:23:35,720 70s or around that time. 5486 03:23:35,820 --> 03:23:36,960 Admire the pigeons. 5487 03:23:37,500 --> 03:23:38,780 Stare at the passengers waiting 5488 03:23:38,780 --> 03:23:40,880 to board their respective buses. 5489 03:23:40,880 --> 03:23:42,990 Then you'll be whisked away to 5490 03:23:42,990 --> 03:23:44,300 County Carlow. 5491 03:23:45,140 --> 03:23:46,020 Carlow. 5492 03:23:47,120 --> 03:23:49,010 Drive this fucker to Carlow 5493 03:23:49,010 --> 03:23:49,940 fast. 5494 03:23:50,440 --> 03:23:52,260 And don't stop once. 5495 03:23:54,680 --> 03:23:56,700 You'll be put up in an Airbnb. 5496 03:23:57,380 --> 03:23:59,320 The next day, a packed itinerant. 5497 03:23:59,340 --> 03:24:00,580 Featured Carlow Castle. 5498 03:24:00,840 --> 03:24:02,140 Carlow County Museum. 5499 03:24:02,300 --> 03:24:03,260 The Liberty Tree. 5500 03:24:03,460 --> 03:24:04,460 Cathedral of Assumption. 5501 03:24:04,640 --> 03:24:05,440 Browns Hill Dolmen. 5502 03:24:05,560 --> 03:24:06,480 Oak Park House. 5503 03:24:06,620 --> 03:24:07,460 Crappie's Grave. 5504 03:24:07,560 --> 03:24:08,420 The Liberty Tree. 5505 03:24:08,420 --> 03:24:08,780 Again. 5506 03:24:09,060 --> 03:24:09,980 Castle Dermot Abbey. 5507 03:24:10,080 --> 03:24:12,000 And Castle Dermot Round Tower. 5508 03:24:12,200 --> 03:24:12,600 Look it. 5509 03:24:12,720 --> 03:24:14,060 You'll never get a chance to 5510 03:24:14,060 --> 03:24:15,720 win a prize like this again. 5511 03:24:15,840 --> 03:24:17,590 So please, hold on to your 5512 03:24:17,590 --> 03:24:19,240 seats and enter now. 5513 03:24:19,380 --> 03:24:20,420 This once in a lifetime 5514 03:24:20,420 --> 03:24:21,740 opportunity to visit Carlow 5515 03:24:21,740 --> 03:24:23,200 doesn't come around often. 5516 03:24:23,200 --> 03:24:24,710 Unless, of course, you do want 5517 03:24:24,710 --> 03:24:25,990 to do it yourself in your own 5518 03:24:25,990 --> 03:24:26,460 time. 5519 03:24:26,660 --> 03:24:27,950 Which, of course, many people 5520 03:24:27,950 --> 03:24:28,440 don't. 5521 03:24:28,560 --> 03:24:29,890 Which is why this prize is 5522 03:24:29,890 --> 03:24:31,520 extremely cool to enter. 5523 03:24:31,780 --> 03:24:33,160 All you have to do is answer 5524 03:24:33,160 --> 03:24:34,320 this question. 5525 03:24:34,700 --> 03:24:36,080 A chance encounter. 5526 03:24:36,620 --> 03:24:37,720 Arty investigates. 5527 03:24:38,080 --> 03:24:38,860 Tonight at nine. 5528 03:24:39,120 --> 03:24:40,750 The chance meeting with Jerry 5529 03:24:40,750 --> 03:24:42,760 on the street started fantastic. 5530 03:24:42,940 --> 03:24:45,500 Well, Jerry, what's the crack? 5531 03:24:45,780 --> 03:24:46,540 How you getting on? 5532 03:24:47,860 --> 03:24:48,940 Yeah, good to see you. 5533 03:24:49,000 --> 03:24:49,500 Good to see you. 5534 03:24:49,780 --> 03:24:51,180 I said how you getting on. 5535 03:24:51,540 --> 03:24:52,600 And he said how you back. 5536 03:24:53,480 --> 03:24:54,660 What happened next literally 5537 03:24:54,660 --> 03:24:56,260 came out of nowhere. 5538 03:24:56,800 --> 03:24:57,540 I seen you at the pub the last 5539 03:24:57,540 --> 03:24:58,380 night, yeah? 5540 03:24:58,460 --> 03:24:59,260 You were in the fucking bar 5541 03:24:59,260 --> 03:24:59,880 singing a song. 5542 03:25:00,620 --> 03:25:01,340 Hey, man, Jerry. 5543 03:25:01,880 --> 03:25:02,880 That song you sang in the bar 5544 03:25:02,880 --> 03:25:04,700 there the last night, yeah? 5545 03:25:06,640 --> 03:25:07,820 It fucking stank. 5546 03:25:09,820 --> 03:25:11,660 The truth was, his singing did 5547 03:25:11,660 --> 03:25:12,780 fucking stink. 5548 03:25:13,500 --> 03:25:14,680 I wasn't telling a lie. 5549 03:25:15,200 --> 03:25:16,640 But it might hurt his feelings. 5550 03:25:17,100 --> 03:25:18,110 I don't mean that in a bad way 5551 03:25:18,110 --> 03:25:19,460 or anything, Jerry. 5552 03:25:20,220 --> 03:25:21,860 But your fucking singing stinks. 5553 03:25:24,720 --> 03:25:25,520 Hit the road. 5554 03:25:30,720 --> 03:25:29,660 I'm not sure whether what I did 5555 03:25:29,660 --> 03:25:33,560 was the best thing to say. 5556 03:25:37,260 --> 03:25:36,870 I'm not sure whether I said the 5557 03:25:36,870 --> 03:25:39,580 right thing to Jerry. 5558 03:25:39,580 --> 03:25:41,560 And it's been playing on my 5559 03:25:41,560 --> 03:25:42,220 mind. 5560 03:25:44,040 --> 03:25:45,160 We'll have a point later, yeah? 5561 03:25:45,660 --> 03:25:46,200 Make sure you look. 5562 03:25:47,880 --> 03:25:48,060 Next time I see Jerry, I'm 5563 03:25:48,060 --> 03:25:50,180 going to say thanks, Jerry. 5564 03:25:50,260 --> 03:25:50,760 I'm sorry. 5565 03:25:51,660 --> 03:25:52,740 I'm sorry for what I've done. 5566 03:25:52,840 --> 03:25:54,020 You know I'm sorry. 5567 03:25:54,120 --> 03:25:55,110 Deep down, you know I'm sorry, 5568 03:25:55,110 --> 03:25:55,500 Jerry. 5569 03:25:55,860 --> 03:25:57,440 But your fucking singing stinks. 5570 03:25:58,880 --> 03:25:59,910 Don't make me apologize again, 5571 03:25:59,910 --> 03:26:00,700 Jerry. 5572 03:26:04,760 --> 03:26:06,000 Don't do that to me, Jerry. 5573 03:26:07,440 --> 03:26:08,640 Sorry for what I said, Jerry. 5574 03:26:09,400 --> 03:26:10,540 You're fucking singing stinks. 5575 03:26:11,480 --> 03:26:12,270 Sorry for what I said to you, 5576 03:26:12,270 --> 03:26:12,900 Jerry. 5577 03:26:13,080 --> 03:26:14,250 Are we fucking friends again or 5578 03:26:14,250 --> 03:26:14,600 not? 5579 03:26:15,300 --> 03:26:16,580 You're fucking singing stinks. 5580 03:26:16,580 --> 03:26:18,720 Thank you.