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Who likes to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake, my name is not

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James.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games. I am a snake, my name is

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not James. I am a snake who

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likes to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games. When I slither home

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after a hard day out in fields,

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there's nothing I like more

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than lashing a few shtickings

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into the fireplace and setting

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fire to them. Be careful not to

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burn your hands like I did.

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While I'm waiting for that baby

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to get going, I do a few rolls

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on the ground and a few reptilious

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repetitions just to get the

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blood flowing.

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When those flames are licking

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high, it's time to shtick your

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coal in it. You can generate

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extra drafthage by using your

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gooch as a waft. Now all that's

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left is to sit back and warm

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your sack by the flames. This

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message was brought to you by

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Firelighters.

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How are we getting on? We must...

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Welcome to the stream. We must

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make haste.

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*industry music*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*nods*

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*bubble*

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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So we'll jump right into her.

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You need to check out this game

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I've been playing.

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It's an oldie but goldie called

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Resident Evil.

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Resident Stephen is the next

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game in the franchise which

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will be out in a few years time.

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Resident Evil 2.

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What are you talking?

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Says Spud and Mud.

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I'm going to let the game and

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do the talking now hey.

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Welcome to the stream.

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Chazza the Ninja.

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Did you steal the glasses?

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I did.

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Yeah from Mace.

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I stole them from Mace.

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And the tag still on them like.

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We are now re-entering the

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world of survival horror.

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Okay.

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Where we left off was in this

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little save room I think.

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I just need to crank up the

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fucking gigawatts.

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For the head-the head bops.

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The head cans I need.

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Do you like the new head cans I

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got?

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Fucking ample frequency man.

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Now in the last game I got a

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number of plugs which I put

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into my box.

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Okay.

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Now that wasn't something.

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And I want to say something

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about Pinkle.

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Thank you very much Pinkle.

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I appreciate it.

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You're a man of substance.

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A man of power and sympathy.

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And you've got great

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consideration for the masses.

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Now we'll put this blue herb

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inside the chest.

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We might stick our ink ribbon

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inside there also.

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And as you can see.

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I have no shotgun shells.

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But I will keep the shotgun in

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my inventory.

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Or inventory.

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Whatever way you want to skin

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that sausage.

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I'm happy.

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Sunday night games coming up at

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7pm.

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Everybody.

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It's great to see you.

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Thank you very much for tuning

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in.

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It's a great night for the

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games.

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Rumor has it you can hear a

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mouse fart through cotton with

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those bad boys.

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Says knobs nuts.

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I haven't tried it yet knobs

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nuts.

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But I'll fucking give it a lash

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after the stream.

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Septic room. We're going into

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the septic room, okay? Now,

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look at the artwork on the wall.

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XDR 10A. Really was a great bit

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of art that went into this game.

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A lot of time and patience went

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into making and creating. Thank

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you very much.

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Acid, it sounds like you're

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having a whale of a time. A

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peach of a day. You're a real

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super furry animal, Acid. And I

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want to tell you something.

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Five euro is a nice amount.

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Five euro will keep the wolf

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from the door.

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Now, 10A, okay? That's the

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Japanese code number for great

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graphics. And have you seen

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these pipes here with two

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little valve handlings on them?

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They're not detachable. Unlike

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the little...

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Which we got the last day.

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I hope you're keeping okay. It's

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only five o'clock. It says go

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fuck yourself.

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The Twitter video said seven.

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Sunday Night Games is coming up.

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I want to tell you something.

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If you've just joined the

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stream, thanks very much for

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coming along. I want to say

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something else to you.

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We're going to be playing this

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until about half six. A quarter

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to seven.

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I'm going to switch her off and

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then load up Sunday Night Games.

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This is a prelude stream, okay?

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A fucking prelude stream.

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Sponsored by Pinko and Acid.

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Now, 10A was the Japanese

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number for great smooth

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textures.

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And it's something that they

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really, really got away with in

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this game. They really did well.

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Now, what's this? This is a

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fuse box. If I can remember now.

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It looks like a panel to

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release the lock.

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It looks like a panel to

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release the lock.

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And Frankie Schoonz, I want to

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say something. You're a man of

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great panels.

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You're the panel designer,

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Frankie Schoonz. You made this.

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You made the descriptions for

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the plugs also.

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King plug insertion.

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Rookie plug insertion.

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Bishop plug insertion.

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Knight plug insertion.

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As I recall, we actually have

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the...

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Oh, thank you very much, Clacky

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Clack.

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You're a sweetheart.

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You're a real piece of sweet.

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Do you know that Clackety Clack?

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I remember having the plugs,

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all the butt plugs in the world

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in that box stored in a...

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They're like chess themed butt

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plugs in a box.

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And I want to tell you

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something else I want to hit

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you with.

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This is not a PG fucking stream.

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Ada?

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Ada Wong is in town.

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I don't think I've introduced

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myself yet.

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My name's Leon.

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I'm with the RPD.

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It's a dead end.

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You think we can get upstairs

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through this shaft?

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Give me a boost.

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I'll go and check.

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Can you get through the shaft,

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can you?

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Give her a fucking boost.

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There, Galad.

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Do I get to play as Ada now, is

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it?

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Fucking hell.

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Ada...

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Ada Wong time.

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I forgot about this.

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It's time for a hot slice of

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Ada Wong.

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Colum Finley.

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I want to tell you something

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about Colum Finley.

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He greatly enhanced his

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reputation with that 10 euro

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donation for the Sunday games.

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He's a man of substance.

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And a man of great pleasure

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also.

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Now I'm going to kill a dog for

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Colum Finley.

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Sorry, pooch.

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That's for Colum Finley.

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Colum Finley said he wants to

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kill you, hey.

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Someone report Colum Finley to

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the fucking animal rights

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organization.

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Rapid style.

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He gave orders to Ada Wong.

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To put bullets inside doggy boos.

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I want to say something else.

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Raindrop is some pooch.

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Raindrop, thank you so much for

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that.

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It's a great time to be alive.

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When there's people like

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fucking raindropping though.

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And there were a fair...

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I seen you out...

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You were out west today, Raindrop.

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There were a hundred of you in

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Castle Bar.

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Landing on my head.

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Peter S. said he got soaked to

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the bone.

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But he had an umbrella under

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his armpit.

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Kept...

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Kept his armpit hairs free from...

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Moisture.

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Cleona Roe is with you.

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Okay, Cleona Roe understands

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how these games got made.

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She's from...

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Japan.

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Okay.

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This is actually Cleona Roe now.

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Who I'm controlling.

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A lever to fill and drain water.

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Eric.

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Will you move it?

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Yes.

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00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,020
Thank you very much.

295
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,460
Eric and Cleona Roe.

296
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,220
I'm fucking back.

297
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,160
And Pete.

298
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:34,400
And Raindrop.

299
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,240
Colin Finlay.

300
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:36,120
You're...

301
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,280
You're making Resident Evil 2

302
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,110
happen on your screen at the

303
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:40,900
moment.

304
00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:42,560
Now.

305
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,290
We have to move these little

306
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,680
box scenes around.

307
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,880
We've got a puzzle, guys.

308
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:47,360
Okay?

309
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:48,920
The great thing about Resident

310
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,260
Evil is full of puzzles.

311
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,060
This is 1998 gaming.

312
00:13:52,060 --> 00:14:01,760
Now.

313
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,440
A lever to fill and drain the

314
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,060
water.

315
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:04,640
Move it.

316
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:04,920
Okay.

317
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,500
Now we have to...

318
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:06,820
Yeah.

319
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,850
We have to move these boxes in

320
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:10,500
a particular order.

321
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,680
In order.

322
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,840
To get across.

323
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:16,780
And Connor Zim would...

324
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,370
Would be the man to talk to

325
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,320
about that.

326
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,360
If you ever had any trouble.

327
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,520
Trying to get across a septic.

328
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,280
Water treatment facility.

329
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:25,760
And you...

330
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,100
And you weren't able to do it.

331
00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:28,570
Then there's a guy called

332
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:29,440
Connor Zim.

333
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,890
He knows exactly what to do

334
00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,060
with the buttons.

335
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:32,840
The levers.

336
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,000
He's...

337
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,420
He's got it all made out.

338
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:37,400
Now.

339
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:38,980
See this.

340
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,880
The old push-pull special.

341
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,740
They took this from Tomb Raider,

342
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:43,240
did they?

343
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:44,660
Oh no.

344
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,320
I tell a lie.

345
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:46,560
The push-pull special.

346
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:47,880
Was also a feature.

347
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,860
In Resident Evil 1.

348
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,160
You...

349
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,560
You first came across it.

350
00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,720
When you needed to get the map.

351
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,200
Of level 1.

352
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,940
Out of the statue's hand.

353
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:10,100
Now.

354
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,960
We are ready to rock.

355
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,900
I'm Sean Gallagher.

356
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,400
And I approve this message.

357
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,510
A lever to fill and drain the

358
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,060
water.

359
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:29,420
We...

360
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,460
We know what to do here.

361
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:30,740
Okay?

362
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,440
Because Connor Zim designed it.

363
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:37,180
Raindrop.

364
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,680
You greatly enhanced your

365
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,800
reputation during the last week.

366
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:41,860
And you're listening in to me,

367
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:42,380
Raindrop.

368
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,230
So you can say whether I'm

369
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,040
right or I'm wrong.

370
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,260
It was never your intention to

371
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,060
donate that money.

372
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:46,880
What you wanted.

373
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:47,740
Was to put that money towards

374
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,420
something...

375
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:49,500
Useful.

376
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:49,900
Okay?

377
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,100
What happened was a donation to

378
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:52,560
me.

379
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,910
And that's the kindest fucking

380
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,140
mistake I'll ever...

381
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,100
I'll ever come across.

382
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,420
Thank you very much, Raindrop.

383
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,140
You're a solid son of a gun.

384
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,760
Now we have the club key.

385
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,180
Okay?

386
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,240
Like the Teshko club card.

387
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,780
But instead of shit fucking

388
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,790
bonuses you get off carrots and

389
00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:12,480
peas...

390
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,570
It opens the doors so that she

391
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:16,710
can escape the zombie

392
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:17,540
apocalypse.

393
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,520
Any more poochies for me?

394
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:30,900
Hehehehe.

395
00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:32,680
Hehehehehe.

396
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,400
Now.

397
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,540
She wants to take the lift.

398
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:38,480
Down...

399
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,020
Downtown.

400
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:41,220
And I...

401
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,180
I gotta tell you something.

402
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,620
The lift is something that the

403
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,600
Wicked Witch made back in 1967.

404
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:48,220
I wanna say thank you very much,

405
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,640
Wicked Witch.

406
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:52,800
You're a pleasure.

407
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,220
You're a pleasure.

408
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:02,340
Now.

409
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,840
What the hell is going on here?

410
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,020
What the hell is going on...

411
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:10,840
What the hell is after

412
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:11,520
happening here?

413
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,070
The water pipe is under

414
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,360
construction.

415
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,220
Eric Carlson.

416
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,420
Why keep the key for doors...

417
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:23,740
In the...

418
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:24,500
Of the precinct.

419
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,440
In the basement.

420
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,380
Who fucking knows, man.

421
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:28,740
It's...

422
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,600
It's a madhouse.

423
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,680
The place is an absolute madhouse.

424
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,380
Andrew says...

425
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:37,840
Andrew says you need a child.

426
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,280
Okay.

427
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,380
So we'll have to return and

428
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,380
find a child...

429
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:41,920
To...

430
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,920
To press into the pipe.

431
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:44,340
Hehehe.

432
00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:46,130
And then the child goes and

433
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,460
rescues...

434
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,840
Gets the father, is it?

435
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,580
The child, of course, is Cherie

436
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:51,220
Birkin.

437
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,280
The daughter...

438
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,080
The daughter...

439
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,280
Of...

440
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:55,880
Of...

441
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,700
The Birkin...

442
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,120
The Birkin family...

443
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,480
The Birkin fellow who...

444
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,820
Who became a tyrant.

445
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:02,680
And...

446
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,700
It's just amazing.

447
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:04,900
It's fucking amazing.

448
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:05,980
You're...

449
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:06,980
You're...

450
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:07,280
You're...

451
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,820
You're insane, Raindrop.

452
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,060
You're insane.

453
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:10,950
And I want to tell you

454
00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,380
something else, Raindrop.

455
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,260
Donating that money.

456
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,460
The NAAA!

457
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,380
The U!

458
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,300
Can't believe you did that.

459
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,520
The NAAA!

460
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,480
The U!

461
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,560
You're a real...

462
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,180
Spiders.

463
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:27,240
Of a man.

464
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,500
Thanks very much for that.

465
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,220
That's a nice thing.

466
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,120
And scruffy balls.

467
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,320
Listen, scruffy balls.

468
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,000
The NAAA!

469
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:34,920
The U!

470
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:36,460
Spiders.

471
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:38,860
Do you know what that is?

472
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,260
That's the fucking boom time

473
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:40,720
money.

474
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:43,660
That is the fucking boom time

475
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,480
money.

476
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,780
That really is...

477
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:47,600
The best money.

478
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,360
Thanks for the tip.

479
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,580
I'll buy a pint with that.

480
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:51,460
The boom time.

481
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,460
The boom time.

482
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,280
The boom time.

483
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,200
The boom time.

484
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,140
The boom time.

485
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,420
Oliver's in the house.

486
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,340
Oliver's after you.

487
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,800
The boom time.

488
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,520
Fucking Oliver twished, man.

489
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,080
That was some fucking twist in

490
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,220
the night, wasn't it?

491
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,880
If you're tuning in to me...

492
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,150
Sunday Night Games is on the

493
00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:21,780
way.

494
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:22,800
It's 7 p.m.

495
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,320
We need to find Shuri Birkin.

496
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,300
She's the daughter...

497
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,290
She's the daughter of the Birkin

498
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:27,640
clan.

499
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,120
Okay?

500
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:28,200
Okay?

501
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:36,660
David St. Patrick.

502
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:36,660
David St. Patrick.

503
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,200
How are you?

504
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,760
It's nice to see you in the

505
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,440
sweet little chat room.

506
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,940
Vladimir Poo time.

507
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,290
Thanks very much, you sweet

508
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:49,120
little peach.

509
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,540
Boxes of Cobra Toxin 2.

510
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:55,960
Fucking hell, man.

511
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,000
You're all here tonight.

512
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:58,700
It's great to see you.

513
00:19:59,020 --> 00:19:59,940
It's great to have you.

514
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:00,780
It's great to be here.

515
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,560
Where would a man find this

516
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,820
fucking child?

517
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:04,460
What's the story?

518
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:05,440
Do I need to...

519
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,850
Do I have to go back to Leon,

520
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:07,320
is it?

521
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,900
Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

522
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,640
Yourself and Vladimir Putin and

523
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,140
Oliver.

524
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,820
And Scruffy Balls.

525
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:14,940
Are...

526
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,200
Are the raindrops of our

527
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,680
generation.

528
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,730
Call of Duty Ashmore is coming

529
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:23,580
up.

530
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:24,740
7 p.m.

531
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:25,720
Sunday Night Games.

532
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,520
I'm gonna stop talking shite

533
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,000
now.

534
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,200
And start talking turbo shite.

535
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,780
Turbo shite.

536
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,080
T-t-turbo shite.

537
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:35,280
T-t-t-t-t...

538
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,260
You know your man.

539
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,400
He fucking speaks turbo shite.

540
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:38,960
Here we go.

541
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,300
Hear me.

542
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,240
Ada.

543
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,000
Did you find anything?

544
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,320
Right here.

545
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,220
Think fast.

546
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,180
Here's one more.

547
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,140
Nice.

548
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:58,420
Think fast.

549
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:58,980
Stay alive.

550
00:20:59,080 --> 00:20:59,620
Die hard.

551
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:00,880
Hey.

552
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,320
I can't reach the ventilation

553
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:02,780
hole.

554
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:03,840
I'm going to have to find

555
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,760
another way around.

556
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,040
I'll catch up with you later.

557
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:11,240
What?

558
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:12,140
What?

559
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,160
Ada, wait.

560
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,240
Ada, wait.

561
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,550
That was some quality voice

562
00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:20,240
acting.

563
00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,740
From the Japanese makers of the

564
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,440
game.

565
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,520
They actually did the accents

566
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,640
and the voices themselves.

567
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,960
But they got the timing all

568
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,460
wrong.

569
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,740
Now I have the Tesco club key.

570
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,400
I can head into the room.

571
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:37,460
Zzz.

572
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,860
With the club etching.

573
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,280
There is an etching of club on

574
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,180
your face.

575
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:46,840
Would you like to unlock your

576
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,540
face?

577
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,100
Yeah?

578
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:50,700
Well you'll need a club key.

579
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,140
Now I have shells for the shotty.

580
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:56,420
Okay?

581
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,060
I have a fucking few slugs in

582
00:21:58,060 --> 00:21:59,000
the shot box.

583
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,920
Ready to blast a bit of undead

584
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,540
head.

585
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,180
Knight of the...

586
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,740
Knight of the living head.

587
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:05,540
Giving head.

588
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,140
The undead head.

589
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,000
Okay?

590
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,680
Five shells in the chamber.

591
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,080
What one do you want?

592
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,660
Number one, two, three, four,

593
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:14,200
or five.

594
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,740
They've all got...

595
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,250
They've all got your fucking

596
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,120
name on them.

597
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:26,660
Blow my nose says Bollo Polyp.

598
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,320
Do I have a polyp up there?

599
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:28,620
Do I?

600
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:35,440
Fuck.

601
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,860
I might have to lose the close-ups.

602
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:38,080
Hey, I'll go...

603
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,810
I'll go with the old schnoz in

604
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:40,970
the interim between this and

605
00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:41,860
fucking...

606
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:43,810
You know, what do you want to

607
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:44,600
call it?

608
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,620
Sunday night games.

609
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,720
Seven o'clock games.

610
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,020
And Callie Langer.

611
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,600
Thank you very much.

612
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,120
Your donation is widely

613
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,220
appreciated.

614
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:53,460
Here.

615
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,780
And in faraway lands.

616
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:56,700
Okay?

617
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,160
I just got a text on WhatsApp.

618
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,680
From Africa.

619
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:02,910
They said that your donation

620
00:23:02,910 --> 00:23:05,130
went down an absolute storm

621
00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:05,880
treat.

622
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,490
Especially in sub-Saharan

623
00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:08,140
Africa.

624
00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:17,780
The boys are just after getting

625
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:18,360
4G.

626
00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:20,120
The boys are just after getting

627
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,340
fucking 2G over in Sub-Saharan.

628
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,950
They want to know whether or

629
00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:26,100
not they can stream video chats.

630
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,930
Now, we'll open this little

631
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:30,520
chest.

632
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,480
And see what we can...

633
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,220
See what we can do.

634
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:34,940
Terrorizing.

635
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:35,480
How are you?

636
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,640
Give Rob Grant a shout.

637
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:37,420
Rob Grant.

638
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,560
How the fuck are you?

639
00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:39,480
If you're a friend of terror,

640
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,380
you're a friend of mine.

641
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:41,430
And no man has never been a

642
00:23:41,430 --> 00:23:42,680
friend of mine if he's not been

643
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,640
a friend of terrors.

644
00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:52,000
I'm gonna stick these plugs in

645
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,480
that stupid box.

646
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,640
And I might as well wait.

647
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,160
I'll wait until I have them all.

648
00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,340
Might as well wait until I have

649
00:23:58,340 --> 00:23:59,180
them all.

650
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:00,820
I'll stick these plugs back in

651
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:02,400
the chest and then go look for

652
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,800
their counterparts.

653
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:05,300
Out yonder.

654
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,620
And if you're just tuning in to

655
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,020
me, it's Resident Evil 2.

656
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,420
A game you should know about.

657
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,160
You should have played.

658
00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:12,300
It's fantastic.

659
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:13,980
I believe you can't use the

660
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:15,980
crank until you've...

661
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,880
Shuck the plugs in the hole.

662
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,460
So we'll fucking truck on.

663
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,760
Maybe we'll save the bastard.

664
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:23,720
I'm sorry about the language.

665
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,300
It's not a PG stream.

666
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:27,820
Okay.

667
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,910
Pure grief is all I'm gonna get

668
00:24:30,910 --> 00:24:33,560
if I do go online as a PG.

669
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,720
Because I can't stop the swearing

670
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,800
and cursing.

671
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,460
It's an absolute curse on my

672
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:39,040
soul.

673
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,860
Will you use the ink ribbon?

674
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,240
Yeah.

675
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:57,760
Who's this clown?

676
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:58,870
Who does he think he is

677
00:24:58,870 --> 00:24:59,680
streaming?

678
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,160
Who's this fucking idiot?

679
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,240
Oh.

680
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,820
It's a bit of Leon juice.

681
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:20,780
Oh.

682
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,290
As in the kind of stuff that

683
00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:24,340
would nourish and make you...

684
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:26,290
Make you complete a game of

685
00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:27,700
Resident Evil 2.

686
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,770
Not the juice of Leon S.

687
00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:32,140
Kennedy.

688
00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:32,780
His...

689
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:35,940
His produce.

690
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:37,220
Oh, spiders.

691
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:37,640
Fuck.

692
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,180
Spiders, man.

693
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:42,460
Fucking spiders.

694
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,380
Quick, get out.

695
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:45,960
Get out.

696
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,020
Get out.

697
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,700
Climb the ladder.

698
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:50,800
Fucking hell, man.

699
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:52,540
Spiders.

700
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:55,320
Spiders.

701
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:57,460
Spiders.

702
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:02,100
Have you heard that from moody,

703
00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:05,260
scary music, man?

704
00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:08,180
Proper moody, scary music, hey.

705
00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:08,240
Hey.

706
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,300
Sunday night scare tactics.

707
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:16,380
Okay.

708
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,320
Sunday night scared out of your

709
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,260
wits, man.

710
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,240
With the atmos.

711
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,480
I won't take that herb.

712
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,020
I have a can of lynx in the bag.

713
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:26,020
I have a can of lynx in the bag.

714
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,350
You spray that on your cuts and

715
00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:30,820
they heal faster than normal.

716
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:37,800
Spider

717
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,040
Spider

718
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,580
Spider

719
00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:41,920
Spider

720
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:50,890
Right, where the fuck am I at

721
00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:52,060
now?

722
00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:53,210
Okay, we go back up to the

723
00:26:53,210 --> 00:26:53,500
house

724
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,320
Back up to the police house

725
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,150
I want to tell you something

726
00:26:57,150 --> 00:26:58,660
about this raccoon city

727
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,500
It's awfully

728
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,400
Awfully, awfully in the bog

729
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,300
hole now

730
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:04,960
With all these

731
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,920
Zombites

732
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,040
The whole town has gone down a

733
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,280
bog hole

734
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,690
Since the zombies came to play,

735
00:27:12,690 --> 00:27:13,100
you know?

736
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,320
Spiders hit the bog

737
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,660
I know, but

738
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:18,900
What can you do?

739
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,620
It's a spider's world

740
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:22,200
It's not a

741
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,620
Oh, it's a licker

742
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:26,500
Lick out special coming our way

743
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:33,140
Where's the bollocks?

744
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,960
Have you heard that?

745
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,120
Get the headphones out

746
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,680
Get the headphones out

747
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,020
Listen to this now

748
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:43,620
Full whack

749
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:52,310
I'm going to be heard that's

750
00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:54,540
for a scare tactics

751
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:59,160
Oh my god, is there two of them?

752
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:00,560
Is there two of them?

753
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,420
*Pewds*

754
00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:04,420
*Bang*

755
00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:06,420
*Bang*

756
00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:07,420
*Bang*

757
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:08,420
*Bang*

758
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,420
*Bang*

759
00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,420
*Bang*

760
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:11,420
*Bang*

761
00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:12,420
*Bang*

762
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:13,420
*Bang*

763
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:14,420
*Bang*

764
00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:15,420
*Bang*

765
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:15,920
*Bang*

766
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,920
*Bang*

767
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,920
*Bang*

768
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,920
*Bang*

769
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,920
*Bang*

770
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,920
*Bang*

771
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,920
*Bang*

772
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,920
*Bang*

773
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,920
*Bang*

774
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,920
*Bang*

775
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,920
Oh fuck!

776
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,920
*Bang*

777
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,920
Fuck!

778
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,920
*Bang*

779
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,920
*Bang*

780
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,420
*Bang*

781
00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:30,420
*Bang*

782
00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:30,920
*Bang*

783
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:31,420
*Bang*

784
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:31,920
*Bang*

785
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,420
*Bang*

786
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:32,920
*Bang*

787
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:33,920
Rest in pieces.

788
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,240
We did it. We did it. Two knickers

789
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,690
on the fucking... On the train

790
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,920
of death.

791
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:47,650
For once in his life he's

792
00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:50,200
actually got something right.

793
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,420
You know this is something that

794
00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:54,770
he's probably been learning day

795
00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:57,480
in day out. This is a set piece

796
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,760
situation. And a lot of people...

797
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,370
What a lot of people don't know

798
00:29:00,370 --> 00:29:01,930
is that this is something you

799
00:29:01,930 --> 00:29:03,610
do on the training ground day

800
00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:05,010
in day out. You get two lick

801
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,380
outs and you stand in the

802
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,590
corner of the room with a

803
00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:09,130
shotgun. Five slugs in the

804
00:29:09,130 --> 00:29:10,820
chamber. You wait for them to

805
00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:12,760
crawl towards you. Blam! One in

806
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,980
the back. He gets up. He's got

807
00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:14,320
the all fucked message up. He's

808
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:14,690
one in the head. And his third

809
00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:15,050
one... He aims downwards for

810
00:29:15,050 --> 00:29:15,580
the third one. Which instantaneously

811
00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:15,950
kills the lick out. So I mean...

812
00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:16,360
That's brilliant. Finally the

813
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:16,760
train is...

814
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,630
up, he's one in the head, and

815
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:20,090
his third one, he aims

816
00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:22,160
downwards for the third one,

817
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:22,380
which

818
00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:24,800
instantaneously kills the lick

819
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,260
out, so I mean, it's brilliant,

820
00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:28,960
finally the training

821
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,400
ground is paying off for him,

822
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,920
it's absolutely fantastic.

823
00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:34,030
When I slither home after a

824
00:29:34,030 --> 00:29:36,250
hard day out in the fields,

825
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,560
there's nothing I like more

826
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:38,740
than

827
00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:40,350
lashing a few shtickings into

828
00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:42,170
the fireplace, and setting fire

829
00:29:42,170 --> 00:29:42,820
to them.

830
00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:44,020
Be careful not to burn your

831
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:45,150
hands like I did while I'm

832
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,400
waiting for that baby to get

833
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:46,740
going,

834
00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:48,500
I do a few rolls on the ground,

835
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,610
and a few reptilious repetitions,

836
00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:52,420
just to get the blood flow.

837
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:54,000
Thanks very much Kevin Kilban

838
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,450
for that, somebody said my

839
00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:57,040
microphone is too low, sorry

840
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:57,940
about that.

841
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,340
Sorry about that babe.

842
00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:03,900
Zombies.

843
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,780
Okay, we'll truck on anyway.

844
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,200
The health is at caution now.

845
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,950
The health is at caution, so we

846
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:22,200
might have to use the lynx can

847
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,960
very soon.

848
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:29,200
Should we go upstairs to the...

849
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,580
To the police station.

850
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:48,820
Right.

851
00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:49,000
Right.

852
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:55,500
We're down an alleyway now, it's

853
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:59,540
not looking nice.

854
00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:00,770
Oh, the shtep's back up to the

855
00:31:00,770 --> 00:31:01,180
house.

856
00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:02,140
Okay, here we go.

857
00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:02,700
Back up.

858
00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:03,780
Back up.

859
00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:05,400
Easy back it up.

860
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:06,420
Now.

861
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,050
We've used the precinct key we

862
00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:14,160
just got, the club key.

863
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,600
The Teshko club key has been

864
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,080
used.

865
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,210
Get that arm seant, it says Dexia

866
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:18,980
Marrow.

867
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:19,380
I will.

868
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,080
A paper more than a week old.

869
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,640
Great storytelling in the game.

870
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,460
You go up to items and they

871
00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:33,830
usually hint at something which

872
00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:34,960
has gone on.

873
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,510
Not only do they tell you what's,

874
00:31:37,510 --> 00:31:39,750
what the item is, but they'll

875
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:41,840
also leave you thinking.

876
00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:43,100
They'll also leave you thinking.

877
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,060
Like, like an old book.

878
00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:51,100
Nothing in this locker.

879
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,500
Shotgun shells.

880
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:54,920
Yes.

881
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:55,900
I'll take them.

882
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:56,840
Thanks very much.

883
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,660
It's kind of you to offer.

884
00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:05,380
Nothing useful.

885
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:06,520
Here.

886
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,360
On this table.

887
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,920
Looks like there's a carton of

888
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,740
milk though.

889
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:11,760
And a couple of bottles of

890
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,280
water.

891
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,300
Could do with the water.

892
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,440
The water of the coconut.

893
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,900
The man is a coconut.

894
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:23,460
Okay.

895
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:24,040
This.

896
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,790
There's a, there's a dead guy

897
00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:26,660
on the ground.

898
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,000
He could be alive.

899
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:29,450
We might put a fucking slug

900
00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:30,520
into his noggin.

901
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,180
To test him out.

902
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,940
If I had the knife, I'd stab

903
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:36,620
him.

904
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:42,180
Okay.

905
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,280
He's not dead.

906
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:47,760
Oh.

907
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,180
Look at that man.

908
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,650
The Magnum is a nice little gun

909
00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:55,500
now.

910
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,700
I'm Sean Gallagher.

911
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,180
And I approve this message.

912
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:04,060
Let's just have a look at this

913
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:06,160
Magnum.

914
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:11,020
Let's check this baby out.

915
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:13,520
You see what we're dealing with

916
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,600
here is a Desert Eagle.

917
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:16,560
Okay.

918
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,660
It's a 50 AE.

919
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,900
American Eagle.

920
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:20,940
Okay.

921
00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:25,120
It's a high caliber Magnum

922
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,860
pistol.

923
00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:28,360
It uses.

924
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,140
Powerful.

925
00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:33,060
Dot 50 AE rounds.

926
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:33,520
Okay.

927
00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:36,040
By IMI Israel.

928
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:37,280
Made.

929
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,080
Manufactured in Israel.

930
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,160
They know their guns.

931
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:43,160
They know their weaponry over

932
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,520
there.

933
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,380
While we're at it.

934
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,660
We might take a little look.

935
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:47,920
At the handgun.

936
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:48,900
That we're using.

937
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:49,560
It's customized.

938
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,420
Thanks to Andrew Keneally.

939
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,140
The last day.

940
00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:52,820
Told me.

941
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,060
To go and get a fucking part

942
00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:54,560
for it.

943
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,100
Inside the little boxing.

944
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,180
Let's check it out.

945
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,840
It's a heckler and cock.

946
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:04,020
German.

947
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:04,960
Or Belgian.

948
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,280
Piece of machinery.

949
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,560
The VP70 Burst.

950
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:12,140
Okay.

951
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,080
And that burst.

952
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:14,100
Is a real.

953
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,540
Sweet little dream.

954
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:15,940
Okay.

955
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,490
It's a sweet little Burst Fire

956
00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:18,300
situation.

957
00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:19,230
And I want to tell you

958
00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:19,940
something.

959
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,390
Shane Burke knows everything

960
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:22,340
about Burst Fire.

961
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,600
Because he's a two euro donator.

962
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,230
The kindest of all the

963
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,380
donations.

964
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:29,540
Okay.

965
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,580
Thank you very much Shane.

966
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,620
The VP70 Burst.

967
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:36,180
With a stock.

968
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:37,180
Holster.

969
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:37,760
Okay.

970
00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:39,180
Stock.

971
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:40,100
Holster.

972
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,620
Capable of firing three rounds.

973
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:44,580
Auto Burst.

974
00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:45,100
Okay.

975
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,080
This is something.

976
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,390
You don't want to feck around

977
00:34:47,390 --> 00:34:47,800
with.

978
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:48,930
Don't leave this in the

979
00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:50,320
possession of children.

980
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:51,020
Okay.

981
00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:55,620
Up next.

982
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,700
The Remington.

983
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,220
M1100P.

984
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:01,720
Okay.

985
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:02,880
It uses.

986
00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:04,500
12 gauge.

987
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,520
Shells.

988
00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:07,020
I'm.

989
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,360
I'm forever running out of

990
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,940
these 12 gauge shells.

991
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,160
When I'm killing the zombies.

992
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,540
But you know yourself.

993
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,100
You know how it goes.

994
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:16,200
It's a real.

995
00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:17,100
Hard one.

996
00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:18,400
To work with sometimes.

997
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,800
Will you be supporting the

998
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,300
banks minister.

999
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,340
It is a smaller version.

1000
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,520
Of the M1100.

1001
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:30,640
With a cut.

1002
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:31,200
So it's.

1003
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,940
Kind of a stubby little bastard.

1004
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:33,820
Okay.

1005
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,400
It's a saw enough is it?

1006
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:37,800
It's a fuck.

1007
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:38,960
Or a sawed off.

1008
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:40,880
As they say.

1009
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,100
Over in.

1010
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:42,860
Steadside.

1011
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,180
Let's have a little bit.

1012
00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:48,560
Of story time.

1013
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:50,100
Shoot.

1014
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,040
I'm fucking a fucking hole.

1015
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,340
Watchman's diary.

1016
00:35:57,580 --> 00:35:58,120
Okay.

1017
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:58,120
Shoot.

1018
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,020
I'm fucking a fucking hole.

1019
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,540
August 11th.

1020
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,120
Shoot. I'm fucking a fucking

1021
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:04,140
hole.

1022
00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:06,560
I finally had the chance to see

1023
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,680
blue skies.

1024
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,040
For the first time in ages.

1025
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,420
But it did little to lift my

1026
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,540
spirits.

1027
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,460
I was reprimanded by the chief.

1028
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,280
For neglecting my duties.

1029
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,060
While I was up on the clock

1030
00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:20,780
tower.

1031
00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:23,000
What was he doing?

1032
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,200
What was he doing on that

1033
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,420
fucking clock tower?

1034
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,950
There's only one thing I still

1035
00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:30,200
don't understand.

1036
00:36:30,340 --> 00:36:30,520
Hey.

1037
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:32,150
The chief seemed to be more

1038
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,960
concerned about the fact.

1039
00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:35,800
I was up on the tower.

1040
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:38,080
Rather than that I was neglecting

1041
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:38,880
my duties.

1042
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,370
Why was access to the tower

1043
00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:44,600
prohibited in the first place?

1044
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,400
September 5th.

1045
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:51,940
I recently talked to the old

1046
00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:52,640
man.

1047
00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:55,230
Who works in the scrapyard out

1048
00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:56,320
the back.

1049
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,160
His name is Thomas.

1050
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,220
He's a quiet man.

1051
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,290
And he really seems to enjoy

1052
00:37:02,290 --> 00:37:03,040
chess.

1053
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,650
He even went so far as to

1054
00:37:05,650 --> 00:37:08,600
design a special old key and

1055
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,620
lock.

1056
00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:12,100
Engraved with chess pieces.

1057
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,560
For one of the doors.

1058
00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:16,800
In the disposal yard.

1059
00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:19,880
We made plans to play chess

1060
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,140
tomorrow night.

1061
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
I can't help.

1062
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,810
But wonder how good he is at

1063
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:26,520
chess.

1064
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,930
One thing that's been bothering

1065
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:30,020
me about him.

1066
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,760
Is the way that he's always

1067
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,980
scratching himself.

1068
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:35,340
The dirty old yoke.

1069
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,380
Does he have some sort of skin

1070
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:39,720
disease?

1071
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:42,040
Or is he just rude?

1072
00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:45,240
Thomas was a much better player

1073
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,660
than I had imagined.

1074
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,720
I used to think of myself as a

1075
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,540
fairly decent player.

1076
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:53,460
But he did a pretty good job of

1077
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:54,560
humbling me.

1078
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:57,960
About the only thing I imagined.

1079
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,210
That fucker could match his

1080
00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:00,120
skills in chess.

1081
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,000
Is his fucking appetite.

1082
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,060
Hey.

1083
00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:04,500
He was a gre...

1084
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,500
Your man was a greedy cunt.

1085
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,920
Look at...

1086
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,500
I'm sorry.

1087
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,640
I'm sorry about the language.

1088
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,640
If you've just tuned in to this.

1089
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,980
I'm really sorry.

1090
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,260
I tried to keep it to a minimum.

1091
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,140
But it's just in my...

1092
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:17,020
It's in my nature.

1093
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:18,160
It's in my nature.

1094
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,460
And I cannot get rid of it.

1095
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,570
About the only thing I imagined

1096
00:38:21,570 --> 00:38:23,430
that fucker could match his

1097
00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:24,800
skills in chess.

1098
00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,780
Is his fucking appetite.

1099
00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:27,960
It should make you a fucking

1100
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:28,360
hole.

1101
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:32,740
All the guy did was talk about

1102
00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:35,460
food throughout the entire game.

1103
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,000
He sounded fairly healthy.

1104
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,600
But it didn't look right.

1105
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,240
Hey.

1106
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,400
I wonder if he's alright.

1107
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,400
September 12th.

1108
00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:49,400
September 12th.

1109
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:52,150
I was supposed to play another

1110
00:38:52,150 --> 00:38:54,800
game of chess with Thomas.

1111
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:57,780
But we had to cancel it.

1112
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,520
Because he hasn't been feeling

1113
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,220
too well.

1114
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:01,420
Okay.

1115
00:39:01,460 --> 00:39:02,600
He stopped by to see me the

1116
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,200
last day.

1117
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:04,700
But I told him to go back.

1118
00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:05,580
And rest.

1119
00:39:06,540 --> 00:39:07,180
Because he...

1120
00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,010
He literally looked like the

1121
00:39:09,010 --> 00:39:10,660
fucking walking dead.

1122
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:13,590
He insisted that he was just

1123
00:39:13,590 --> 00:39:14,540
fine.

1124
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,010
But I could tell that he was

1125
00:39:16,010 --> 00:39:17,640
really having problems.

1126
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,240
Yeah.

1127
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,520
Come to think of it.

1128
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:23,540
I haven't been fucking feeling

1129
00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:25,300
too good myself lately.

1130
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:27,460
Come to think of it.

1131
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,480
I haven't been feeling too good

1132
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,100
myself.

1133
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:34,380
Come to think of it.

1134
00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:36,440
I've been feeling pretty

1135
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,360
fucking weird myself recently.

1136
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,620
Now this is the Watchman's

1137
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:44,200
diary.

1138
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,620
That's been filed away.

1139
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,040
Okay.

1140
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:48,860
Deximaru.

1141
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,120
He did call the walking dead.

1142
00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:50,620
First.

1143
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,380
He fucking did call the walking

1144
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:53,240
dead first.

1145
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,960
The game created it.

1146
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,480
Once again, the Japanese in

1147
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,140
there before anybody else.

1148
00:40:00,140 --> 00:40:01,020
With the titles.

1149
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:05,890
I'd want to get that chest in

1150
00:40:05,890 --> 00:40:10,860
that arm scene to...

1151
00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:12,180
Oh, hopefully no fuckers are

1152
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,620
going to burst through this yoke

1153
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:14,040
now.

1154
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,590
Oh, we've got a green herb in

1155
00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:19,260
the house.

1156
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:21,680
Oh.

1157
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:24,480
What?

1158
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,140
What do I do now?

1159
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,680
Do I have to take the fucking

1160
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,540
spray paint?

1161
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,240
Green herb?

1162
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:38,700
Green herb?

1163
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:39,320
Green herb?

1164
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:39,940
Green herb?

1165
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:42,620
Green herb has been seized.

1166
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:43,700
Gord...

1167
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:45,700
Gordy have seized...

1168
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:46,840
A green herb?

1169
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,250
Gordy have seized 3.5 million

1170
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,960
euros worth of green herb.

1171
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:56,200
In Raccoon City.

1172
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,540
The herb...

1173
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:00,140
The herb which was grown inside

1174
00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:01,360
the police station.

1175
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:05,380
Gordy have se...

1176
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,290
Gordy in Raccoon City have

1177
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:08,840
seized one...

1178
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,730
Gordy in Raccoon City have

1179
00:41:10,730 --> 00:41:12,820
seized one cannabis green herb

1180
00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:15,260
plant from the police station.

1181
00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:18,600
Which was beset by a zombie infestation.

1182
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,490
Okay, so we can move on from

1183
00:41:21,490 --> 00:41:23,880
this situation now.

1184
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:28,180
Yeah, I know I need to stash

1185
00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:32,940
the ribbons, Pale...

1186
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:33,780
Pale Ale.

1187
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,240
My old buddy, old pal.

1188
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:36,820
It's great.

1189
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:37,880
Hey, it's great to see you,

1190
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,220
Pale.

1191
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,140
Maybe through here.

1192
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,350
Well, I'm glad it's not fucking

1193
00:41:49,350 --> 00:41:50,420
scenario B.

1194
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,920
Otherwise you'd have to see

1195
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,370
that big fucking bald bastard

1196
00:41:54,370 --> 00:41:55,960
chasing you around the gap.

1197
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,100
He was made of weights.

1198
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:01,660
And he actually came out...

1199
00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:02,720
He's dropped out of a

1200
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,600
helicopter.

1201
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,560
Inside a can.

1202
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,040
A can of Lynx.

1203
00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:09,080
And as the T...

1204
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,740
They drop the can of Lynx out.

1205
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,390
It explodes and the T-90

1206
00:42:12,390 --> 00:42:13,120
appears.

1207
00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:15,400
It's a Calor Gas kind of Phil

1208
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,520
Mitchell job.

1209
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,300
Heh.

1210
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:26,920
I just had to...

1211
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,620
I just had to...

1212
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:30,880
Decline a one euro donation.

1213
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:31,700
I'm sorry.

1214
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,700
I'm not like I'm picky or choosy.

1215
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,320
But the name was Lick Out My

1216
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,560
Sweaty Cabbage.

1217
00:42:36,980 --> 00:42:37,580
And I'm...

1218
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:38,880
I'm fine with saying that on

1219
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,620
the stream.

1220
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:40,140
But...

1221
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:41,520
I don't want that written above

1222
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,040
my head.

1223
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:44,220
Heh heh.

1224
00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:50,920
Heh heh heh.

1225
00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:53,120
Whoever you are...

1226
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,560
It was great to see that.

1227
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,260
Precinct key.

1228
00:42:57,260 --> 00:43:08,060
That crazy chief irons.

1229
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,250
Growing weed in the police

1230
00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:09,820
station.

1231
00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:11,240
Hiding keys in the basement.

1232
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,930
It's a fucking madhouse I tell

1233
00:43:13,930 --> 00:43:14,480
ya.

1234
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,640
The boys.

1235
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:18,640
Shout out to Brian and Alan.

1236
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:19,840
Watch them from South Korea.

1237
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:21,090
Spread them, drop them if you

1238
00:43:21,090 --> 00:43:21,460
will.

1239
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:22,220
Look it.

1240
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,630
Can't do the last fucking few

1241
00:43:23,630 --> 00:43:24,260
requests.

1242
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,180
But I'll tell you this.

1243
00:43:25,180 --> 00:43:26,720
You're a man of great substance.

1244
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,160
And what are you at out there

1245
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:28,660
in Asia?

1246
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,220
There's nothing for you there.

1247
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:30,620
Okay?

1248
00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:32,420
The place is congested and busy.

1249
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:32,980
Okay?

1250
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,720
What are you at?

1251
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:41,800
Now, we need to...

1252
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,840
Have a little look at this

1253
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,900
painting, I believe.

1254
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,500
There's a picture of a man on a

1255
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:46,220
carriage.

1256
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:46,780
Okay?

1257
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,360
He's...

1258
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,680
Something is on the wheel.

1259
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:50,600
Okay?

1260
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:51,770
This is something that we haven't

1261
00:43:51,770 --> 00:43:52,760
seen before in the game.

1262
00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:52,980
Okay?

1263
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,040
It's another puzzle piece.

1264
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,340
It's another painting-based

1265
00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:55,840
puzzle.

1266
00:43:56,660 --> 00:43:58,160
Which is a staple of the

1267
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,860
Resident Evil series.

1268
00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:02,140
Light the Queen.

1269
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,660
The King and the Jack.

1270
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,670
Then the carriage will start

1271
00:44:05,670 --> 00:44:06,440
running.

1272
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:06,760
Okay?

1273
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,310
So it looks like we've got a

1274
00:44:08,310 --> 00:44:09,800
cog on the table here.

1275
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:11,590
Will we have room for another

1276
00:44:11,590 --> 00:44:12,820
film to develop?

1277
00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:14,300
Perhaps not.

1278
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:14,300
Perhaps not.

1279
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:15,300
And also...

1280
00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:18,300
Also, I'm...

1281
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:21,290
Worried sick about what is on

1282
00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:22,580
that film.

1283
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:23,970
Because we went to develop the

1284
00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:24,620
first one.

1285
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,000
And it was a young girl in her

1286
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,800
gym outfit.

1287
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:28,820
Rebecca Chambers.

1288
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,190
And I didn't know I had that in

1289
00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:32,220
my possession.

1290
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,760
And it's a great job there are

1291
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,160
no fucking police around.

1292
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,900
Because that's...

1293
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,340
It's a bit voyeuristic going

1294
00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:39,480
around with...

1295
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,240
A fucking bit of celluloid.

1296
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,690
With a picture of a young girl

1297
00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:43,280
in on it.

1298
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,100
But this...

1299
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:46,680
Again...

1300
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,600
It's 1998.

1301
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,700
Maybe that's the way business

1302
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:51,260
was done back then.

1303
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:52,060
In Raccoon City.

1304
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:53,100
And...

1305
00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:54,620
It's a great job the fucking

1306
00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:55,740
plant exploded.

1307
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:57,000
And that the...

1308
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,500
The people are...

1309
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,960
Are gonna be...

1310
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,320
You know...

1311
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:02,680
Dead.

1312
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,420
Everyone's dead.

1313
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,260
The zombies have killed

1314
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:04,760
everyone.

1315
00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:05,660
Right.

1316
00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,740
Number 12 has been etched.

1317
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,640
What the fuck do I do here?

1318
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,520
You can light a fire here.

1319
00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:11,800
Okay.

1320
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,540
Get the lighter out.

1321
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:13,240
Yeah.

1322
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,320
We have a nice Zippo.

1323
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,220
Which we bought from...

1324
00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:18,720
That town on...

1325
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:19,040
That...

1326
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,180
That fucking shop in Dublin.

1327
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,760
On the third floor that sells

1328
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,000
all the fucking weed paraphernalia.

1329
00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:26,020
Asha.

1330
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,020
I used to get the fucking bus

1331
00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:30,020
errand out of Dublin to go to

1332
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:30,740
Asha.

1333
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,020
I bought myself a corn hoodie.

1334
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,020
And a fucking slipknot bandana.

1335
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,920
And a fucking Nirvana waist pad.

1336
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,540
That said Nirvana.

1337
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,340
And it had the...

1338
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:45,180
It had the smiley face on it.

1339
00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:47,340
And then underneath it said...

1340
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,620
Never mind.

1341
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,680
Underneath it it said...

1342
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,720
Never you mind.

1343
00:45:51,720 --> 00:46:14,080
What's the combo?

1344
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,160
What's the combo?

1345
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:23,550
A picture of a man on a

1346
00:46:23,550 --> 00:46:27,080
carriage.

1347
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:28,540
Something is on the wheel.

1348
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,610
Light the queen, the king and

1349
00:46:31,610 --> 00:46:32,480
jack.

1350
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:36,490
And the carriage will start

1351
00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:38,220
running.

1352
00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:48,280
Jacob Rees, Mog MP.

1353
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,640
It's great to have you back in

1354
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,700
this house again.

1355
00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:52,480
You're the king of Brexit.

1356
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,400
You're the best goddamn bollocks

1357
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,400
I've ever met.

1358
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,100
It's totally messed up.

1359
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:03,940
How do we know?

1360
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,120
The king, the queen, the jack.

1361
00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:06,280
The king, the queen, the jack.

1362
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,000
Middle, left, right.

1363
00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:08,720
Okay, thank you.

1364
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,000
Why is that though?

1365
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,060
Can somebody tell me why it's

1366
00:47:12,060 --> 00:47:14,360
the middle, left and right?

1367
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:17,540
Huh?

1368
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:26,780
Huh?

1369
00:47:26,780 --> 00:47:26,880
Huh?

1370
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:31,920
So it wasn't.

1371
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,540
Stephen Murphy, it wasn't.

1372
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,640
It's the queen, king and jack.

1373
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:38,220
Huh?

1374
00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:40,020
Numbers of the cards.

1375
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:41,180
Cordy will be on you.

1376
00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:41,520
Shmoak.

1377
00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:42,080
Playing cards.

1378
00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:43,000
I don't have the fucking

1379
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:43,740
playing cards.

1380
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,160
What the fuck am I doing now?

1381
00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:49,620
Huh?

1382
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:52,940
It's already lit.

1383
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,580
12, 13, then 11.

1384
00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:55,660
11.

1385
00:47:55,660 --> 00:48:10,280
Oh, is this the rank?

1386
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,200
The rank of the...

1387
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,980
Of the playing cards.

1388
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:23,860
Wow, it's happened.

1389
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,480
I don't know why it's happened.

1390
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,800
Maybe we can get some analysis.

1391
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:29,820
Kevin, are you there?

1392
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,160
Well, I don't really...

1393
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,460
I can't actually explain why

1394
00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:36,220
that worked.

1395
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:37,580
I mean, he was looking in the

1396
00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:38,900
chat for the numbers as to what

1397
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:39,360
to do.

1398
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,620
And he ended up going to press

1399
00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:44,500
12, 13 and then 11.

1400
00:48:45,180 --> 00:48:46,720
Now, I don't know how he's

1401
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,000
managed to do this.

1402
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:49,170
And also, there's a bit of a

1403
00:48:49,170 --> 00:48:50,500
discrepancy here as to whether

1404
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:51,480
or not it's legal.

1405
00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:52,970
This is something you could get

1406
00:48:52,970 --> 00:48:54,570
away with quite capably if you're

1407
00:48:54,570 --> 00:48:55,900
on the training ground.

1408
00:48:57,660 --> 00:48:59,000
But he's not on the training

1409
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,040
ground.

1410
00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:01,720
This is a real match, all right?

1411
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,120
You can't take that sort of

1412
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,980
instruction from the sidelines.

1413
00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:07,240
The people in the chat who told

1414
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,570
him to do that, the likes of UCES

1415
00:49:09,570 --> 00:49:11,240
and Liam Griffin,

1416
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,880
they were outside the technical

1417
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,960
area, all right?

1418
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:16,400
That's something that belongs

1419
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,680
on the training ground.

1420
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:20,190
When I slither home after a

1421
00:49:20,190 --> 00:49:22,860
hard day out in the fields,

1422
00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:24,190
there's nothing I like more

1423
00:49:24,190 --> 00:49:25,620
than lashing a few shtickings

1424
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:27,580
into the fireplace and say...

1425
00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:28,120
Fire lighters.

1426
00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:29,780
Come into a fucking fire.

1427
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,280
Come into a flame near you,

1428
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:31,800
okay?

1429
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,580
I don't know why that was.

1430
00:49:33,780 --> 00:49:35,240
Can somebody explain to me why...

1431
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,360
that was?

1432
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:38,160
Who knows?

1433
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:44,200
Fuck.

1434
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,440
Fuck.

1435
00:49:52,820 --> 00:49:53,740
I'm just gonna take the herb.

1436
00:49:53,940 --> 00:49:55,500
I can't afford to fucking...

1437
00:49:57,580 --> 00:49:58,140
piss ball about this police

1438
00:49:58,140 --> 00:50:00,100
station any longer.

1439
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:04,570
And I want to tell you

1440
00:50:04,570 --> 00:50:05,180
something.

1441
00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:06,680
It's a great night.

1442
00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:08,140
Jacob Rees-Mogg is in the house.

1443
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:08,820
Thanks very much.

1444
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,040
And the boys from South Korea.

1445
00:50:11,540 --> 00:50:13,200
What are you doing out there, lads?

1446
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,320
Why are you even out there, hey?

1447
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:17,560
Eh?

1448
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,170
Will you be supporting the

1449
00:50:21,170 --> 00:50:22,240
banks, minister?

1450
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:33,700
Thanks very much, Liam Murphy.

1451
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:35,650
You're a man of great substance

1452
00:50:35,650 --> 00:50:36,480
and taste.

1453
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,400
Really do appreciate that, Liam.

1454
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:49,720
Okay, nothing in here.

1455
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:50,580
We've been in here.

1456
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,200
We were on Joe Rogan's and we

1457
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,970
took a few Joe Rogan's last day

1458
00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:55,300
inside that room.

1459
00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:57,600
Came out of it boxed.

1460
00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:07,590
Stick the health insurance on

1461
00:51:07,590 --> 00:51:12,840
it, Kieran.

1462
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:17,760
Okay, we're going back out to

1463
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,700
the main chamber of the police

1464
00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:24,780
station.

1465
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:25,920
Where we can find...

1466
00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:27,560
Some...

1467
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,520
Some rooms that...

1468
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,640
That need a clubbing.

1469
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:31,980
You'd want to stick your club

1470
00:51:31,980 --> 00:51:34,480
key into that fucking lock.

1471
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:35,780
And open her up.

1472
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,740
And then make all the zombies

1473
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:39,100
inside go to bed.

1474
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:49,000
You'd want to watch out because

1475
00:51:49,000 --> 00:52:00,120
there could be bad cunts around.

1476
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:05,200
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

1477
00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:06,140
What you gonna do?

1478
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,300
What you gonna do when they

1479
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:08,040
come for you?

1480
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:09,180
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

1481
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,180
What you gonna do?

1482
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,420
What you gonna do when they

1483
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:12,120
come for you?

1484
00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:21,200
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

1485
00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:22,120
What you gonna do?

1486
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:23,280
What you gonna do when they

1487
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,040
come for you?

1488
00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:25,180
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

1489
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,160
What you gonna do?

1490
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:27,360
What you gonna do when they

1491
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,100
come for you?

1492
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,580
Should I keep the cog wheel?

1493
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:33,680
Should I keep the cog wheel?

1494
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:38,050
Anybody in chat let me know if

1495
00:52:38,050 --> 00:52:41,740
I should keep...

1496
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:42,870
What should I do with the cog

1497
00:52:42,870 --> 00:52:43,160
wheel?

1498
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,220
Or should I keep putting it in

1499
00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:44,900
the box or what?

1500
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,770
It's great to have the help on

1501
00:52:46,770 --> 00:52:47,260
hand.

1502
00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:48,710
It's great to have a nice bit

1503
00:52:48,710 --> 00:52:49,620
of help on hand.

1504
00:52:49,620 --> 00:53:07,800
Stick the cog wheel.

1505
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:08,760
Keep it with you.

1506
00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:09,720
Okay, keep the wheel.

1507
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:18,460
Load the shotty, leave the

1508
00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:19,960
shells.

1509
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:27,490
Where does the cog wheel go

1510
00:53:27,490 --> 00:53:30,020
again?

1511
00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:31,580
I cannot remember where the cog

1512
00:53:31,580 --> 00:53:32,300
wheel goes.

1513
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:33,700
Yeah.

1514
00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:35,020
Fucking boys, man.

1515
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,420
Boys, Brian and Alan.

1516
00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:37,660
South Korea boys.

1517
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,320
I hope you're fucking doing

1518
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,520
well on the other side of the

1519
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,120
fucking rock.

1520
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,340
Cog wheels are Japanese for me.

1521
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,740
The cog wheel is for the attic.

1522
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:49,980
Keep the cog wheel.

1523
00:53:50,140 --> 00:53:51,470
Women love them out with a good

1524
00:53:51,470 --> 00:53:52,000
cog wheel.

1525
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:53,140
Clock tower.

1526
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,280
Attic.

1527
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,040
Do you remember the heart?

1528
00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,040
The fist-sized jewel in the

1529
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,040
woman's breast...

1530
00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:04,240
Uh, woman's chest.

1531
00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:06,620
Where the fuck do I get that?

1532
00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:09,150
Look, I'm gonna check the map

1533
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:12,980
and I'll stop talking because I'm...

1534
00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:16,540
I'm making no sense.

1535
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,260
Now.

1536
00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:17,320
Now.

1537
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,840
The green door.

1538
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:36,610
The fucking key cannot be used

1539
00:54:36,610 --> 00:54:43,160
only for the autopsy room.

1540
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,200
Shall I go to the autopsy room?

1541
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,280
Just tell me where to go next.

1542
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:48,370
Will you just tell me where to

1543
00:54:48,370 --> 00:54:49,200
go next, please?

1544
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,460
Take a look, Francis.

1545
00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:53,580
From the UK.

1546
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:54,740
Says, Dean.

1547
00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:55,540
I'll buy a pint with that.

1548
00:54:55,820 --> 00:54:56,040
Dean.

1549
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,330
I wanna tell you something,

1550
00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:57,700
Dean.

1551
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,980
Do you know where I need to go

1552
00:54:58,980 --> 00:54:59,380
next?

1553
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,330
Thank you very much for the

1554
00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:00,860
five euro.

1555
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:01,870
But do you know where I need to

1556
00:55:01,870 --> 00:55:02,680
go next in the game?

1557
00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:03,520
I forgot.

1558
00:55:03,940 --> 00:55:04,790
It's been 20 years since I

1559
00:55:04,790 --> 00:55:05,220
played.

1560
00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:07,060
Okay.

1561
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,040
Let's go morgue.

1562
00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:09,160
Morgue town it is.

1563
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,000
Thank you very much, Dean.

1564
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,140
You're a man of substance, Dean.

1565
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,920
You're a man of substance and

1566
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,500
taste.

1567
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:19,520
Okay.

1568
00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:35,040
We're going downtown.

1569
00:55:35,820 --> 00:55:36,740
To the morgue.

1570
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:37,820
The morgue.

1571
00:55:37,820 --> 00:55:38,820
Mortuary.

1572
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:39,260
Okay.

1573
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,540
Welcome to the...

1574
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:43,380
Welcome to the...

1575
00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:44,820
Mainframe, you cunts.

1576
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:00,720
Mad Max 6.

1577
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:03,540
Beyond the Thundercrack.

1578
00:56:09,220 --> 00:56:09,660
DeltaCG.

1579
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,840
Thanks very much for tuning in.

1580
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:11,880
I love your work, too.

1581
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,080
Hey.

1582
00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:16,120
I'm not...

1583
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,440
I'm not promoting you, Delta.

1584
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,360
I love your work.

1585
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:27,800
Can a man of substance...

1586
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:28,100
Cian.

1587
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:28,980
Yeah.

1588
00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:29,760
How are you, Cian?

1589
00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:32,240
Look at this mortuary situation.

1590
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:33,060
It's for you, okay?

1591
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:34,960
Here we go.

1592
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:35,680
This is Cian.

1593
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,060
This is Cian's situation now.

1594
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,800
We're now entering...

1595
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,720
Cian's room.

1596
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,140
This is Cian's bedroom, okay?

1597
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:43,220
Don't get shocked.

1598
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:44,650
We have footage of Cian who

1599
00:56:44,650 --> 00:56:46,020
just donated...

1600
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:46,960
A kind two euro.

1601
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,800
We have footage of his bedroom.

1602
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,680
From 1998.

1603
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,400
fucking hell, Cian.

1604
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:02,480
fucking hell, Cian.

1605
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,500
What were you at?

1606
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,080
Yeah.

1607
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:08,120
Come up to Belfast.

1608
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,040
Thank you very much for the one

1609
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:09,320
euro.

1610
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,660
I'll try and get to Belfast

1611
00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:12,560
sometime, someday, some hour.

1612
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:14,020
But we need to check out the

1613
00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:15,680
bedroom of this Buck Cian.

1614
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:18,570
I'd love to put bullets in

1615
00:57:18,570 --> 00:57:19,860
these fucking scoundrels.

1616
00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:21,980
But I don't want to waste them.

1617
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,000
At the moment, they're not

1618
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:23,820
biting my ankles.

1619
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,080
But I've got a sneaking

1620
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:25,920
suspicion.

1621
00:57:26,340 --> 00:57:27,180
Because there's no blood

1622
00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,400
patches beneath them.

1623
00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:29,840
That they're going to wake up.

1624
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,160
Fairly soon.

1625
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:32,360
Fairly sharpish.

1626
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:33,740
They're going to make mincemeat

1627
00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:34,360
on my legs.

1628
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:35,780
They're going to chew me up and

1629
00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:37,210
spit me out like an old fucking

1630
00:57:37,210 --> 00:57:38,480
Werther's original.

1631
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:41,600
Uh oh.

1632
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:42,800
Did you see that?

1633
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,480
I didn't get a shock.

1634
00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:45,920
I didn't get a shock.

1635
00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:47,120
But it was a good little bit.

1636
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,400
We might have a look at that

1637
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,460
little bit again.

1638
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:56,820
Yeah.

1639
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:57,980
Well, it was a great bit.

1640
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:58,940
A real great bit.

1641
00:57:59,040 --> 00:57:59,140
Yeah.

1642
00:57:59,160 --> 00:57:59,880
He's definitely been on

1643
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:00,460
training ground.

1644
00:58:00,620 --> 00:58:01,360
That's something that...

1645
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,060
He spent money during the

1646
00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:02,400
summer.

1647
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,340
He's received...

1648
00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:05,420
He's received money from Belfast.

1649
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:06,540
From Cian's bedroom.

1650
00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:08,860
And what he's doing is...

1651
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:09,940
He's put that back into youth

1652
00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:10,620
development.

1653
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,120
He's put it back into the squad.

1654
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,720
He's put it back into the game

1655
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,400
itself.

1656
00:58:14,820 --> 00:58:15,420
And another thing.

1657
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,100
The great thing.

1658
00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:16,900
20 years old.

1659
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:17,360
This game.

1660
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:18,840
Look at how scary it is.

1661
00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:19,620
Look at the atmosphere.

1662
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:21,540
Look at the ambience.

1663
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:22,020
Alright.

1664
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,980
Look at the mise en scene that

1665
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:24,740
they've made.

1666
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,180
Alright.

1667
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:26,850
The Japanese training ground of

1668
00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:27,380
games.

1669
00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:28,880
Watch this door fall off now.

1670
00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:30,180
As he walks past it.

1671
00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:30,560
Watch it.

1672
00:58:32,140 --> 00:58:33,540
How scary was that?

1673
00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:36,460
Okay.

1674
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:37,620
And that was...

1675
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,420
Thanks Kevin for the fucking

1676
00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:40,280
analyses.

1677
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,060
You actually took my...

1678
00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:45,900
My headpiece out.

1679
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:48,590
It's great that we have the

1680
00:58:48,590 --> 00:58:50,060
fucking...

1681
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:53,260
The budget.

1682
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:54,740
And you're powering these

1683
00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:55,440
streams.

1684
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,980
So your budget is going towards

1685
00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:58,320
Kevin Kilban every week.

1686
00:58:58,380 --> 00:58:58,740
Every night.

1687
00:58:58,920 --> 00:58:59,120
Do you know?

1688
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:00,860
Every day.

1689
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:02,420
Every freaking night.

1690
00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:04,280
Every freaking day.

1691
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,060
I wanna...

1692
00:59:06,060 --> 00:59:06,380
I wanna...

1693
00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:08,060
I wanna hear you're...

1694
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:09,260
Chad Kevin.

1695
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,060
I wanna hear you say...

1696
00:59:13,060 --> 00:59:14,460
Training round.

1697
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:17,000
Okay.

1698
00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:18,600
Will you take the red card key?

1699
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:19,640
We've got one for you.

1700
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,100
Yes.

1701
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,000
I will.

1702
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,520
I'll use it on a door that

1703
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:23,340
needs it.

1704
00:59:23,820 --> 00:59:24,360
Thank you.

1705
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:25,900
Uh-oh.

1706
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,140
Uh-oh.

1707
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:30,340
Things are about to get a

1708
00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:32,620
little bit fucking sweaty.

1709
00:59:33,180 --> 00:59:33,460
Cian.

1710
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,440
What the fuck do you have in

1711
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,380
your bed?

1712
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:37,470
What were you keeping in your

1713
00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:38,300
cupboard, Cian?

1714
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:43,740
Do you like Belfast, Francis?

1715
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:44,500
I do.

1716
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:44,760
Yeah.

1717
00:59:44,860 --> 00:59:46,100
It's a nice little spot.

1718
00:59:53,620 --> 00:59:54,260
Uh-oh.

1719
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,000
We're...

1720
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,800
We're fucked.

1721
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,880
What we're gonna do is...

1722
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,440
Take the shotgun.

1723
01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:03,120
I'm sorry, Kevin.

1724
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,480
I'm sorry, Kevin.

1725
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:05,760
No.

1726
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,280
Oh, which one's Kevin?

1727
01:00:08,460 --> 01:00:08,600
No.

1728
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,500
Just fucking shot Kevin or Kean

1729
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:19,850
Well Kean Kean had a few

1730
01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:27,280
friends rounds for a sleepover

1731
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,060
Okay, his friend Kevin was

1732
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,080
there I

1733
01:00:36,580 --> 01:00:38,580
Fucking killed them all

1734
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,960
I'm Sean Gallagher and I

1735
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,360
approve this message

1736
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:45,610
What about this fucking gonzo

1737
01:00:45,610 --> 01:00:48,680
on the bed here is he gonna is

1738
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,590
he gonna give me some shit is

1739
01:00:51,590 --> 01:00:54,900
he Eddie McGoldrick style?

1740
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:56,750
Eddie McGoldrick is lying on

1741
01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:58,680
the bed there. Hopefully he

1742
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,250
doesn't wake up from his

1743
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:02,450
eternal slumber did I get what

1744
01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:04,800
I needed to get out of this gap?

1745
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,330
Thank you very much Eddie. That's

1746
01:01:10,330 --> 01:01:11,810
a kind little piece of money

1747
01:01:11,810 --> 01:01:13,360
you gave me that can be used to

1748
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,710
in exchange for goods and

1749
01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:17,520
services and it's taxable it's

1750
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,960
taxable but isn't everything?

1751
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,390
The way I look at it is it's

1752
01:01:21,390 --> 01:01:23,110
not your fucking money at the

1753
01:01:23,110 --> 01:01:24,720
end of the day you need to you

1754
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,460
need to just accept that fact

1755
01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:31,580
That'll go towards the winter

1756
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:35,520
fuel budget allowance

1757
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,600
Eddie McGoldrick

1758
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:48,510
Oh fuck man now we have this

1759
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:50,120
card key

1760
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,580
There's something else I want

1761
01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:54,780
to hit you with it's the card

1762
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:55,620
key okay a

1763
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,200
Plastic card it reads weapon

1764
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,510
storage. Let's go and get some

1765
01:02:00,510 --> 01:02:02,500
nice guns. Where's little gunage

1766
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,480
coming our way?

1767
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,760
And I I hope to betsy now that

1768
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,710
there's a fucking attachment

1769
01:02:07,710 --> 01:02:08,960
for the shotgun?

1770
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:11,480
It's electronically locked

1771
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,000
sounds like this sounds like

1772
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,500
the one sounds like we got the

1773
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:17,640
key for this

1774
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,240
Let's open her up. You don't

1775
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,080
need to use it right now. What?

1776
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:32,760
Here we go baby

1777
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:36,000
If you've just joined us thanks

1778
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,000
very much for joining us it's

1779
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,660
the resident evil 2 and

1780
01:02:45,340 --> 01:02:46,600
And I want to tell you

1781
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,340
something

1782
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,490
Sunday night games is on the

1783
01:02:48,490 --> 01:02:50,140
way at 7:00 p.m. We're gonna

1784
01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:51,390
play this we're gonna keep her

1785
01:02:51,390 --> 01:02:52,220
lit for a fucking

1786
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:53,610
Another half an hour or 40

1787
01:02:53,610 --> 01:02:55,470
minutes and I'll be back at 7:00

1788
01:02:55,470 --> 01:02:56,600
then for the usual crack and

1789
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,380
there's news there's views

1790
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,380
There's vipers views there's

1791
01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:02,620
world news there's clippings.

1792
01:03:02,620 --> 01:03:04,150
There's adverts great

1793
01:03:04,150 --> 01:03:05,280
advertisements

1794
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,260
NYC jetpack firelight

1795
01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:09,580
everything we're gonna be

1796
01:03:09,580 --> 01:03:11,880
covering covering the yellow

1797
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,480
vest movement

1798
01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:15,640
The bucking's over in France

1799
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:16,140
and Spain

1800
01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:19,030
Okay, I'm Sean Gallagher and I

1801
01:03:19,030 --> 01:03:21,650
have right now with Resident

1802
01:03:21,650 --> 01:03:22,500
Evil 2

1803
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:26,480
We're gonna take those hand

1804
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,060
bone gullets and stick them in

1805
01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:29,380
the wallet for later

1806
01:03:42,140 --> 01:03:44,140
Un-fucking-u-zi that's the shit

1807
01:03:44,140 --> 01:03:44,140
I want now

1808
01:03:44,140 --> 01:03:46,140
That's the shit I want now

1809
01:03:50,140 --> 01:03:52,140
Can I not equip both can I?

1810
01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:54,140
Side pack is being equipped

1811
01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:56,840
Great we've got a fucking fanny

1812
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,260
pack now we can stick the old

1813
01:03:59,260 --> 01:04:02,270
uh, Uzi 7 millimeter in there.

1814
01:04:02,270 --> 01:04:03,380
I-I should probably save it for

1815
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,140
Claire. What?

1816
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:07,960
Should I should I fucking save

1817
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,780
this for Claire or should I put

1818
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:14,140
it in my wallet?

1819
01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:16,140
*laughs*

1820
01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:18,140
*laughs*

1821
01:04:18,140 --> 01:04:20,140
*laughs*

1822
01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:21,140
*laughs*

1823
01:04:21,140 --> 01:04:22,840
This will affect- alright we'll

1824
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,080
leave it for- we'll fucking

1825
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,140
leave it for Claire so

1826
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:26,140
*phone rings*

1827
01:04:26,140 --> 01:04:28,140
*phone rings*

1828
01:04:28,140 --> 01:04:32,140
*phone rings*

1829
01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:34,140
*phone rings*

1830
01:04:34,140 --> 01:04:39,850
No, we do not want that now.

1831
01:04:39,850 --> 01:04:42,870
Right. Anything else I can hit

1832
01:04:42,870 --> 01:04:46,100
out of this fucking stupid room.

1833
01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:49,000
Anything else I can pilfer.

1834
01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:00,520
Have you heard the eerie

1835
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,590
fucking tunage going on? Again,

1836
01:05:02,590 --> 01:05:04,220
the Japanese know what they're

1837
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:05,790
doing when they want to scare

1838
01:05:05,790 --> 01:05:07,880
people. Okay? The Japanese know

1839
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,410
what they're doing when they

1840
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:14,460
want to scare people. So where

1841
01:05:14,460 --> 01:05:19,040
to next?

1842
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:29,080
What have I fucking got now?

1843
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:34,150
What have I gotten into? What's

1844
01:05:34,150 --> 01:05:37,200
wrong with the Tash holiday

1845
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,570
styles? It's fucking... It's

1846
01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:42,980
classic.

1847
01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:45,510
And this too. What about this

1848
01:05:45,510 --> 01:05:48,150
mallet finger styles? Is that

1849
01:05:48,150 --> 01:05:50,760
good enough for you, is it?

1850
01:05:53,540 --> 01:05:54,070
Right. We need to fucking move.

1851
01:05:54,070 --> 01:05:56,800
This is doing my head in now.

1852
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,280
Where do I go?

1853
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:06,370
Third floor. Do we go up to the

1854
01:06:06,370 --> 01:06:17,200
fucking... Chief Ironsides, is

1855
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,580
it?

1856
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,440
There better be shoddy ammo in

1857
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,680
that fucking locker room I'm

1858
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:29,640
going back to now.

1859
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,540
Scott Fenner.

1860
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:33,800
Otherwise...

1861
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,540
We'll kill you.

1862
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:40,820
How'd you get the mallet finger

1863
01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:43,420
Francis? Well, there's a story

1864
01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,790
behind that now, Keelan. I

1865
01:06:44,790 --> 01:06:46,570
might explain that after the

1866
01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:47,140
game.

1867
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:48,580
After when I'm playing Sunday

1868
01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:49,380
night games.

1869
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:50,800
I don't want to... Oh, I did

1870
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,080
fucking get it. Nice one.

1871
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:52,860
Thanks, Scott.

1872
01:06:53,860 --> 01:06:54,370
Very kind of you to tell me

1873
01:06:54,370 --> 01:06:56,410
about that, considering I only

1874
01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:58,860
have two shells... Two slugs in

1875
01:06:58,860 --> 01:07:00,020
the pipe left.

1876
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:05,570
I'm Sean Gallagher, and I

1877
01:07:05,570 --> 01:07:11,000
approve this message.

1878
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:11,000
I approve this message.

1879
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:25,920
Resident Evil 2.

1880
01:07:26,580 --> 01:07:27,060
1998.

1881
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:29,480
A great game for the year.

1882
01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:30,300
Probably the best.

1883
01:07:30,620 --> 01:07:31,680
One of the best years for games,

1884
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,140
was it?

1885
01:07:33,220 --> 01:07:33,900
Fuck me.

1886
01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:36,080
Resident Evil.

1887
01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:37,160
Metal Gear Solid.

1888
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,340
Tomb Raider 2, I think.

1889
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:40,470
I'm not sure if Tomb Raider 3

1890
01:07:40,470 --> 01:07:41,140
was in there.

1891
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:42,260
You mightn't even...

1892
01:07:42,260 --> 01:07:43,540
Hey, you mightn't even think

1893
01:07:43,540 --> 01:07:44,520
that's a good game.

1894
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,510
I enjoyed those first three or

1895
01:07:46,510 --> 01:07:47,580
four Tomb Raiders.

1896
01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:49,640
And you know what?

1897
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:50,940
I'm not sure if I even fucking

1898
01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:52,580
properly completed all of them.

1899
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:53,140
At all.

1900
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:53,760
At all.

1901
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:54,140
At all.

1902
01:07:54,540 --> 01:07:55,560
And Cleona Rowe.

1903
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:57,000
You're listening in to me, Cleona,

1904
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:57,970
so you can say whether I'm

1905
01:07:57,970 --> 01:07:58,920
right or I'm wrong.

1906
01:07:59,420 --> 01:08:00,820
You greatly enhanced your

1907
01:08:00,820 --> 01:08:01,970
reputation in the past few

1908
01:08:01,970 --> 01:08:03,720
weeks with a two euro donation.

1909
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:04,380
Okay?

1910
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:08,230
Your substantial donations have

1911
01:08:08,230 --> 01:08:12,940
not gone unnoticed or unappreciated.

1912
01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:14,720
Thanks for the tip.

1913
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,080
And Bogman too.

1914
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:19,650
Let me tell you something about

1915
01:08:19,650 --> 01:08:20,940
Bogman.

1916
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:21,640
Okay?

1917
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,220
The guy's a fucking machine.

1918
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:26,440
Bogman.

1919
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:27,540
Bogman.

1920
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:28,660
Bogman.

1921
01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:29,780
Bogman.

1922
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:30,860
Bogman.

1923
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:35,380
Five euro donation of Bogman.

1924
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:36,520
Bogman.

1925
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:37,680
Bogman.

1926
01:08:38,220 --> 01:08:38,800
Bogman.

1927
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:40,900
Five euro donation.

1928
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,320
Bogman.

1929
01:08:42,860 --> 01:08:43,580
Bogman.

1930
01:08:43,980 --> 01:08:44,600
Bogman.

1931
01:08:44,980 --> 01:08:46,680
Five euro donation.

1932
01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:47,940
Bogman.

1933
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:48,720
Thank you.

1934
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:49,860
Thank you.

1935
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:51,020
Bogman.

1936
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,020
Over.

1937
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,020
Donation.

1938
01:08:54,940 --> 01:08:55,540
Thank you.

1939
01:08:55,540 --> 01:09:02,360
I'm Sean Gallagher and I

1940
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:03,600
approve this message.

1941
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,850
Can you tell me how to get, how

1942
01:09:26,850 --> 01:09:29,050
to get the third floor on the

1943
01:09:29,050 --> 01:09:31,360
police station? How to get to

1944
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,610
the third floor on the police

1945
01:09:33,610 --> 01:09:36,170
station? Maybe I can fucking go

1946
01:09:36,170 --> 01:09:37,660
up here, is it?

1947
01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:57,300
Well, oddly enough, JD. I was

1948
01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:01,420
selling firecrackers and fecking

1949
01:10:01,420 --> 01:10:02,660
black cats.

1950
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:26,860
Wrong side of the station, is

1951
01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:27,720
it?

1952
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:35,190
Wrong side of the station, is

1953
01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:36,720
it?

1954
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:40,850
Wrong side of the station, is

1955
01:10:40,850 --> 01:10:41,720
it?

1956
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:42,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1957
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:42,720
it?

1958
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:42,720
Wrong side of the station, is

1959
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:42,720
it?

1960
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:42,720
Wrong side of the station, is

1961
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:42,720
it?

1962
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:43,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1963
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:43,720
it?

1964
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:44,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1965
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:44,720
it?

1966
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:45,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1967
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:45,720
it?

1968
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:46,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1969
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:46,720
it?

1970
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1971
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:47,720
it?

1972
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:48,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1973
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:48,720
it?

1974
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:49,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1975
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:49,720
it?

1976
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:50,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1977
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:50,720
it?

1978
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:51,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1979
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:51,720
it?

1980
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:52,580
Wrong side of the station, is

1981
01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:52,720
it?

1982
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:53,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1983
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:53,720
it?

1984
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:54,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1985
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:54,720
it?

1986
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:55,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1987
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:55,720
it?

1988
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:56,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1989
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:56,720
it?

1990
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:57,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1991
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:57,720
it?

1992
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:58,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1993
01:10:58,520 --> 01:10:58,720
it?

1994
01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1995
01:10:59,520 --> 01:10:59,720
it?

1996
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:00,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1997
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:00,720
it?

1998
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,520
Wrong side of the station, is

1999
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:01,720
it?

2000
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:02,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2001
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:02,720
it?

2002
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:03,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2003
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:03,720
it?

2004
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:04,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2005
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:04,720
it?

2006
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:05,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2007
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:05,720
it?

2008
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2009
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:06,720
it?

2010
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:07,580
Wrong side of the station, is

2011
01:11:07,580 --> 01:11:07,720
it?

2012
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,580
Wrong side of the station, is

2013
01:11:08,580 --> 01:11:08,720
it?

2014
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:09,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2015
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:09,720
it?

2016
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:10,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2017
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:10,720
it?

2018
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:11,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2019
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:11,720
it?

2020
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:12,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2021
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:12,720
it?

2022
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:13,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2023
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:13,720
it?

2024
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:14,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2025
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:14,720
it?

2026
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:15,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2027
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:15,720
it?

2028
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,510
Wrong side of the station, is

2029
01:11:16,510 --> 01:11:16,720
it?

2030
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:17,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2031
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:17,720
it?

2032
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:18,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2033
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:18,720
it?

2034
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:19,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2035
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:19,720
it?

2036
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2037
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:20,720
it?

2038
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:21,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2039
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:21,720
it?

2040
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:22,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2041
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:22,720
it?

2042
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:23,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2043
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:23,720
it?

2044
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:24,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2045
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:24,720
it?

2046
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:25,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2047
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:25,720
it?

2048
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:26,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2049
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:26,720
it?

2050
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:27,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2051
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:27,720
it?

2052
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2053
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:28,720
it?

2054
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:29,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2055
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:29,720
it?

2056
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:30,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2057
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:30,720
it?

2058
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:31,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2059
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:31,720
it?

2060
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:32,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2061
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:32,720
it?

2062
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:33,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2063
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:33,720
it?

2064
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:34,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2065
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:34,720
it?

2066
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:35,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2067
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:35,720
it?

2068
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2069
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:36,720
it?

2070
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:37,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2071
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:37,720
it?

2072
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:38,580
Wrong side of the station, is

2073
01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:38,720
it?

2074
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:39,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2075
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:39,720
it?

2076
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:40,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2077
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:40,720
it?

2078
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:41,580
Wrong side of the station, is

2079
01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:41,720
it?

2080
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:42,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2081
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:42,720
it?

2082
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:43,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2083
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:43,720
it?

2084
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2085
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:44,720
it?

2086
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:45,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2087
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:45,720
it?

2088
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:46,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2089
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:46,720
it?

2090
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2091
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:47,720
it?

2092
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,560
Wrong side of the station, is

2093
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:48,720
it?

2094
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:49,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2095
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:49,720
it?

2096
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:50,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2097
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:50,720
it?

2098
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:51,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2099
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:51,720
it?

2100
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:52,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2101
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:52,720
it?

2102
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:53,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2103
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:53,720
it?

2104
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:54,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2105
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:54,720
it?

2106
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:55,580
Wrong side of the station, is

2107
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:55,720
it?

2108
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:56,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2109
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:56,720
it?

2110
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2111
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:57,720
it?

2112
01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:58,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2113
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:58,720
it?

2114
01:11:58,720 --> 01:11:59,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2115
01:11:59,520 --> 01:11:59,720
it?

2116
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:00,560
Wrong side of the station, is

2117
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:00,720
it?

2118
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:01,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2119
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:01,720
it?

2120
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:02,510
Wrong side of the station, is

2121
01:12:02,510 --> 01:12:02,720
it?

2122
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:03,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2123
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:03,720
it?

2124
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:04,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2125
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:04,720
it?

2126
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:05,570
Wrong side of the station, is

2127
01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:05,720
it?

2128
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:06,570
Wrong side of the station, is

2129
01:12:06,570 --> 01:12:06,720
it?

2130
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:07,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2131
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:07,720
it?

2132
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:08,540
Wrong side of the station, is

2133
01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:08,720
it?

2134
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:09,550
Wrong side of the station, is

2135
01:12:09,550 --> 01:12:09,720
it?

2136
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:10,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2137
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:10,720
it?

2138
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:11,530
Wrong side of the station, is

2139
01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:11,720
it?

2140
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:12,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2141
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:12,720
it?

2142
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,580
Wrong side of the station, is

2143
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:13,720
it?

2144
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2145
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:14,720
it?

2146
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:15,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2147
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:15,720
it?

2148
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2149
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:16,720
it?

2150
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:17,520
Wrong side of the station, is

2151
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:17,720
it?

2152
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:18,540
Wrong side of the station, is

2153
01:12:18,540 --> 01:12:18,720
it?

2154
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:19,540
Wrong side of the station, is

2155
01:12:19,540 --> 01:12:19,720
it?

2156
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:20,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2157
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:21,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2158
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:22,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2159
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:23,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2160
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:24,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2161
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:25,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2162
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:26,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2163
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2164
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2165
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2166
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2167
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:31,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2168
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:32,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2169
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2170
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2171
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:35,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2172
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:36,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2173
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:37,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2174
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2175
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:39,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2176
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2177
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:41,720
I'll be a pint with that.

2178
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,720
Thank you very much for a five.

2179
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,720
Serbian fella now.

2180
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:47,720
Serbian fella is...

2181
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:49,720
is ruling the roost.

2182
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:51,750
But the likes of Des Brennan

2183
01:12:51,750 --> 01:12:53,720
won't let up.

2184
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:54,720
They will not let up.

2185
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:55,720
Okay?

2186
01:12:59,720 --> 01:12:59,650
I'm sure fucking Cleonaro and

2187
01:12:59,650 --> 01:13:02,950
Bogman and all the rest will

2188
01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:04,270
have something to say about

2189
01:13:04,270 --> 01:13:04,720
that.

2190
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:09,990
I think YouTube are coming down

2191
01:13:09,990 --> 01:13:15,720
on Russia Today's content too.

2192
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,720
Well I saw the Russia...

2193
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,290
Interesting that Russia Today

2194
01:13:19,290 --> 01:13:20,610
now had the most views I saw

2195
01:13:20,610 --> 01:13:21,720
for a live stream.

2196
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:22,720
Uh...

2197
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:23,720
Like a million.

2198
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:25,530
They had nearly a million views

2199
01:13:25,530 --> 01:13:27,150
for their live stream of the

2200
01:13:27,150 --> 01:13:28,720
Paris riots yesterday.

2201
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:29,720
Eh?

2202
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,330
And just goes to show you that

2203
01:13:31,330 --> 01:13:33,720
the other main media companies...

2204
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:37,720
in Europe or the world...

2205
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:38,720
don't...

2206
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:39,720
eh...

2207
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,040
believe that showing the live

2208
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,720
footage of those protests...

2209
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,090
like a mix of like four or five

2210
01:13:44,090 --> 01:13:45,670
different camera angles around

2211
01:13:45,670 --> 01:13:46,720
the town...

2212
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:48,220
don't believe that that's worth

2213
01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:48,720
doing.

2214
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:49,720
You know?

2215
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:50,870
They just have hand selected

2216
01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:52,060
stuff that they have for their

2217
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:52,720
bulletins.

2218
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,720
So...

2219
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:54,720
there's something going on.

2220
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,450
Russia Today like to disrupt

2221
01:13:56,450 --> 01:13:57,720
the fucking flow.

2222
01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:58,720
They like to...

2223
01:13:58,720 --> 01:13:59,960
they like to fucking throw a chaff

2224
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:01,060
grenade out into the system of

2225
01:14:01,060 --> 01:14:01,720
news...

2226
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:04,720
and fuck it up a little bit.

2227
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:05,720
And...

2228
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:05,720
eh...

2229
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:07,060
you might not agree with their

2230
01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:08,240
fucking policies or their

2231
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,570
ownership or their motives or

2232
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:10,720
their agenda...

2233
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,730
but you cannot say that they're

2234
01:14:12,730 --> 01:14:14,730
not fucking spicing things up

2235
01:14:14,730 --> 01:14:16,720
with their little ditties.

2236
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:17,720
eh...

2237
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:18,720
eh...

2238
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:19,680
just exercise great caution

2239
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:20,480
when you look at any news

2240
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:21,720
channel I would say and eh...

2241
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,720
just choose with your heart...

2242
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:24,720
and your mind.

2243
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:26,720
It's hard though.

2244
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:27,720
It's hard when you're...

2245
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:28,730
you're passively being fed

2246
01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:29,880
fucking stuff left, right and

2247
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:30,720
centre if...

2248
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:31,890
every day of your life, of your

2249
01:14:31,890 --> 01:14:32,720
working life...

2250
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,200
people of work then telling you

2251
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,450
what they think and you're

2252
01:14:35,450 --> 01:14:36,720
fucking going...

2253
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:37,720
oh...

2254
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:38,720
what...

2255
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:39,720
what's...

2256
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:40,720
what's really real man?

2257
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,720
what's really real?

2258
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:42,720
am I...

2259
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,910
am I fucking getting the truth

2260
01:14:43,910 --> 01:14:44,720
end of the stick?

2261
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,740
or am I getting the fucking

2262
01:14:45,740 --> 01:14:46,720
blunt end of the pipe?

2263
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:51,720
and I wanna tell you something...

2264
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,630
Pat Cox you're listening in to

2265
01:14:53,630 --> 01:14:54,720
me Pat...

2266
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:56,190
so you can say whether I'm

2267
01:14:56,190 --> 01:14:57,720
right or I'm wrong...

2268
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:00,720
oh...

2269
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:01,720
we've got a lick out...

2270
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:03,720
we got a lick out in town...

2271
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:05,720
bad cunts everybody...

2272
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:06,720
bad cunts are coming...

2273
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:08,720
bad cunts... bad cunts...

2274
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:09,720
what you gonna do...

2275
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:10,760
what you gonna do when they

2276
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:11,720
come for you...

2277
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:12,720
bad cunts... bad cunts...

2278
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,720
what you gonna do...

2279
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:14,760
what you gonna do when they

2280
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:15,720
come for you...

2281
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:32,900
We can stop that and now it's

2282
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,290
time for Licktown. Have you

2283
01:15:34,290 --> 01:15:35,740
been to Licktown? Because we're

2284
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:36,920
going to go there right away.

2285
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,600
Listen, turn the volume up, you

2286
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:39,860
can hear this licker.

2287
01:15:39,860 --> 01:16:01,960
It's time to take this baby

2288
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:09,060
down.

2289
01:16:09,060 --> 01:16:12,180
It's the last lick she's ever

2290
01:16:12,180 --> 01:16:14,060
going to give.

2291
01:16:14,060 --> 01:16:18,530
Corner, left hand corner of the

2292
01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:23,340
screen there, left, not corner,

2293
01:16:23,340 --> 01:16:27,190
left hand of the screen. I'm

2294
01:16:27,190 --> 01:16:28,350
just going to give her a little

2295
01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:29,610
warning shot, a little cabbage

2296
01:16:29,610 --> 01:16:30,060
patch.

2297
01:16:30,060 --> 01:16:32,840
We're going to give this baby a

2298
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:36,300
taste of a 9mm parabellum round.

2299
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:39,090
A few fucking handbun gullets

2300
01:16:39,090 --> 01:16:41,060
to the slug pipe.

2301
01:16:41,060 --> 01:16:48,060
Nothing.

2302
01:16:48,060 --> 01:16:51,470
Oh my god. Check this out,

2303
01:16:51,470 --> 01:16:55,580
right? It's time to kill a lick,

2304
01:16:55,580 --> 01:16:59,280
a lick master. Call of Duty,

2305
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:02,690
Sunday Night Games, Call of

2306
01:17:02,690 --> 01:17:07,340
Duty, Black Ops 4, Lickout. It's

2307
01:17:07,340 --> 01:17:09,160
coming your way at 7pm. But

2308
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:10,910
right now we're going to blast

2309
01:17:10,910 --> 01:17:13,060
the head off some fucking idiot.

2310
01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:20,410
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

2311
01:17:20,410 --> 01:17:25,310
Fuckin hell man. He took three,

2312
01:17:25,310 --> 01:17:28,060
he took three slugs to the back.

2313
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,030
Look at the fucking way he's

2314
01:17:30,030 --> 01:17:32,430
laid out man. It's sick. It's

2315
01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,180
so psycho-sexual. He's such, he's

2316
01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:37,420
got, look at this fucking, he's

2317
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:39,370
an exoskeleton is it? Why is

2318
01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:40,870
his body on the outside of his

2319
01:17:40,870 --> 01:17:42,060
fucking body shab?

2320
01:17:42,060 --> 01:17:46,990
He's a real slick beast isn't

2321
01:17:46,990 --> 01:17:50,510
he? Serbian fella, this is for

2322
01:17:50,510 --> 01:17:53,480
you. Streamlabs donations are

2323
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:56,890
fierce complicated. They are, I'm

2324
01:17:56,890 --> 01:17:59,450
sorry about that but YouTube

2325
01:17:59,450 --> 01:18:02,310
demonetize me Serbian fella.

2326
01:18:02,310 --> 01:18:05,920
Demonetized, okay? Blacklisted.

2327
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,160
You're lucky you're even

2328
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:11,060
watching the channel because...

2329
01:18:11,060 --> 01:18:13,050
Could have been taken down.

2330
01:18:13,050 --> 01:18:15,140
What's inside this gaff? Red

2331
01:18:15,140 --> 01:18:17,390
herb, yeah? No chance for that

2332
01:18:17,390 --> 01:18:19,320
on my watch. I don't need to

2333
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:21,400
keep that in my sature piece.

2334
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,640
What's going on? Movie. Full

2335
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,060
motion video.

2336
01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:27,560
Oh God.

2337
01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:29,760
What's that?

2338
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:32,400
What's that?

2339
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:32,900
Yeah.

2340
01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:36,860
Silicone. Silicone guru. You're

2341
01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:37,740
a sweetheart.

2342
01:18:40,140 --> 01:18:41,680
Thaam bledin' kriwas.

2343
01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:44,800
Thaam bledin' kriwas.

2344
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:50,310
Metal Gear Solid and the Legend

2345
01:18:50,310 --> 01:18:51,700
of the Kingdom Skull.

2346
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:52,780
The Crystal Skull.

2347
01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:55,140
The new game is coming out for

2348
01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:58,300
Christmas, September, August, '96.

2349
01:18:58,660 --> 01:18:59,850
It's coming out backwards time.

2350
01:18:59,850 --> 01:19:01,200
You need to go backwards to get

2351
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:01,540
it.

2352
01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:02,850
But it's gonna be the latest

2353
01:19:02,850 --> 01:19:04,220
iteration in the Metal Gear

2354
01:19:04,220 --> 01:19:05,180
Solid trilogy.

2355
01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:08,970
Also, what about fucking Die

2356
01:19:08,970 --> 01:19:12,290
Hard Triology 1996 for the

2357
01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:13,900
PlayStation?

2358
01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:15,740
The original PlayStation.

2359
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:17,310
Did you give that a whistle at

2360
01:19:17,310 --> 01:19:18,020
the time?

2361
01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:22,700
Ya big bleedin' bellend.

2362
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:23,200
Heh.

2363
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,000
Tom bledin' kriwas.

2364
01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:28,740
Can't do the accent.

2365
01:19:34,860 --> 01:19:37,300
Yippee-ki-yay, monkey feather.

2366
01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,100
Hey man, smell the success.

2367
01:19:45,780 --> 01:19:48,260
Hey man, smell this for success.

2368
01:19:58,740 --> 01:20:00,740
Okay, how do I get upstairs now?

2369
01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:26,340
Through the library

2370
01:20:27,860 --> 01:20:29,860
Are you sure?

2371
01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:39,860
Milos Kauron

2372
01:20:40,260 --> 01:20:43,160
The room had a puzzle. I did it

2373
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:45,420
already pale pale eel. I

2374
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:47,620
Did the fucking room already. I

2375
01:20:47,620 --> 01:20:49,500
was I had to walk away from it

2376
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:50,820
I did the puzzle out in that

2377
01:20:50,820 --> 01:20:52,540
room already. I had to fucking

2378
01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:53,850
walk away from it the inside

2379
01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:55,960
politics of that library drive

2380
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:56,560
you daft

2381
01:20:56,980 --> 01:20:58,970
Now can I get up to the third

2382
01:20:58,970 --> 01:21:00,980
floor up here? Can I?

2383
01:21:06,980 --> 01:21:08,980
The great Gatsby

2384
01:21:12,980 --> 01:21:14,080
I didn't meet Shia LaBeaf Gatsby

2385
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:14,980
because he wasn't there?

2386
01:21:14,980 --> 01:21:16,980
I didn't meet Shia LaBeaf Gatsby

2387
01:21:16,980 --> 01:21:16,980
because he wasn't there

2388
01:21:24,980 --> 01:21:24,980
Now

2389
01:21:24,980 --> 01:21:26,300
There's something else I want

2390
01:21:26,300 --> 01:21:26,980
to hit you with

2391
01:21:26,980 --> 01:21:28,980
Resident Evil 2 cutscene maybe

2392
01:21:28,980 --> 01:21:42,980
I need the fucking crankshaft

2393
01:21:42,980 --> 01:21:46,980
Right? Crankshaft?

2394
01:21:46,980 --> 01:21:48,980
Fuck it

2395
01:21:48,980 --> 01:21:50,980
What's up YouTube?

2396
01:21:50,980 --> 01:21:50,980
What's up YouTube?

2397
01:21:50,980 --> 01:21:52,980
What's up YouTube?

2398
01:21:52,980 --> 01:21:56,480
It's your boy Dickhead back

2399
01:21:56,480 --> 01:22:00,600
again with another annoying Top

2400
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,980
10 Tips video

2401
01:22:02,980 --> 01:22:04,980
So smash that

2402
01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:06,980
Smash that subscribe button

2403
01:22:06,980 --> 01:22:08,670
And remember to come back next

2404
01:22:08,670 --> 01:22:08,980
year

2405
01:22:08,980 --> 01:22:11,320
He only made one video a year

2406
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:12,980
and he was still the

2407
01:22:12,980 --> 01:22:14,980
Top 10

2408
01:22:14,980 --> 01:22:16,980
Video guru on YouTube

2409
01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:18,980
What's up YouTube?

2410
01:22:18,980 --> 01:22:20,330
What's up YouTube? It's your

2411
01:22:20,330 --> 01:22:21,760
boy Dickface back again with

2412
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:22,980
another annual edition

2413
01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:32,980
Right I need to go find a chest

2414
01:22:32,980 --> 01:22:37,760
chest of a demon chest I need

2415
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:40,980
to get out my crankshaft

2416
01:22:40,980 --> 01:22:44,980
*BANG*

2417
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:44,980
*BANG*

2418
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:44,980
*BANG*

2419
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:44,980
*BANG*

2420
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:44,980
*BANG*

2421
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:45,980
*BANG*

2422
01:22:45,980 --> 01:22:46,980
*BANG*

2423
01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:47,980
*BANG*

2424
01:22:47,980 --> 01:22:48,980
*BANG*

2425
01:22:48,980 --> 01:22:49,980
*BANG*

2426
01:22:49,980 --> 01:22:50,980
*BANG*

2427
01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:51,980
*BANG*

2428
01:22:51,980 --> 01:22:52,980
*BANG*

2429
01:22:52,980 --> 01:22:54,480
The snake part is in Resident

2430
01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:55,980
Evil 1, Milos

2431
01:22:55,980 --> 01:22:58,980
If I can remember correctly

2432
01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:01,570
There's an alligator in this

2433
01:23:01,570 --> 01:23:01,980
game

2434
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:03,430
A giant alligator and you do a

2435
01:23:03,430 --> 01:23:03,980
fucking jaws

2436
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:04,980
*BANG*

2437
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:05,980
*BANG*

2438
01:23:05,980 --> 01:23:06,980
Smile you son of a bitch

2439
01:23:06,980 --> 01:23:07,980
*BANG*

2440
01:23:07,980 --> 01:23:09,500
You throw a gas canister into

2441
01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,980
the jaws of the fucking

2442
01:23:10,980 --> 01:23:13,790
alligator and blow its fucking

2443
01:23:13,790 --> 01:23:16,070
head clean off it's great but

2444
01:23:16,070 --> 01:23:17,980
you have petter on your back

2445
01:23:17,980 --> 01:23:18,180
then

2446
01:23:18,180 --> 01:23:20,740
telling you you've been doing

2447
01:23:20,740 --> 01:23:23,340
wrong get the red jewel and get

2448
01:23:23,340 --> 01:23:25,560
the other red jewel in the

2449
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:25,800
painting

2450
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,280
where's the painting oh you set

2451
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:32,960
fire to the fucking thing

2452
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:35,620
thanks andrew

2453
01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:38,980
yeah we're cooking with gas at

2454
01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:43,250
the moment you've got andrew keneally

2455
01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:46,840
given fucking great despacito

2456
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:47,320
tips

2457
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:50,520
and you've also got james who's

2458
01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:53,200
a fucking a wild son of a buck

2459
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,960
he came out of his old lady's

2460
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:56,540
womb

2461
01:23:56,540 --> 01:23:58,790
fast as fast and furious and he

2462
01:23:58,790 --> 01:24:01,140
was straight onto the stream at

2463
01:24:01,140 --> 01:24:04,840
least 18 years later because it's

2464
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:04,980
not

2465
01:24:04,980 --> 01:24:09,170
a pg stream thank you very much

2466
01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:14,800
james that's very nice and kind

2467
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,580
of you yes

2468
01:24:16,580 --> 01:24:20,370
welcome to this this is the the

2469
01:24:20,370 --> 01:24:23,700
ghost stream okay a little

2470
01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:27,650
ghost stream before we get into

2471
01:24:27,650 --> 01:24:28,680
the des

2472
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,760
brennan official sunday night

2473
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,680
games stream which is taking

2474
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:34,530
place at 7pm it's going to

2475
01:24:34,530 --> 01:24:35,660
feature call of

2476
01:24:35,660 --> 01:24:39,600
duty blackout for black black

2477
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:43,640
options for subtitle lick out

2478
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:53,450
spiders how did no one tell me

2479
01:24:53,450 --> 01:24:56,910
to get this before there's a

2480
01:24:56,910 --> 01:25:00,700
painting of a woman's arse it's

2481
01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:03,390
a fireplace an oil painting

2482
01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:04,300
hangs above it

2483
01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:06,610
yeah fucking leah murphy will

2484
01:25:06,610 --> 01:25:08,830
tell you all about it can i buy

2485
01:25:08,830 --> 01:25:11,130
a viper t-shirt i don't you can

2486
01:25:11,130 --> 01:25:13,260
buy them up in fucking stevens

2487
01:25:13,260 --> 01:25:14,840
green center they're making a

2488
01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:15,900
killing on the kids

2489
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:18,030
as the title is thanks very

2490
01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:20,070
much though leah murphy a

2491
01:25:20,070 --> 01:25:22,730
sacrifice to the hell fire okay

2492
01:25:22,730 --> 01:25:25,030
as a picture of a woman showing

2493
01:25:25,030 --> 01:25:27,500
her arse what we're gonna

2494
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:30,550
do is set fire to the beast did

2495
01:25:30,550 --> 01:25:38,640
you ever burn a hole in a poor

2496
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:45,900
woman's arse painting obviously

2497
01:25:45,900 --> 01:25:48,460
okay okay so now we've got our

2498
01:25:48,460 --> 01:25:51,030
crank we've got our red jewel

2499
01:25:51,030 --> 01:25:53,610
which i believe is the size of

2500
01:25:53,610 --> 01:25:54,460
a feast

2501
01:25:55,740 --> 01:25:57,040
we use that to stick that into

2502
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,960
the bust of the woman up in the

2503
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:02,540
the other room upstairs

2504
01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:06,390
stellar animation says eric carlson

2505
01:26:06,390 --> 01:26:09,370
i gotta agree which it really

2506
01:26:09,370 --> 01:26:11,820
was i mean look at the fucking

2507
01:26:11,820 --> 01:26:13,180
graphics for the day and the

2508
01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:14,780
age they were fucking classmen

2509
01:26:14,780 --> 01:26:18,600
they were really good yeah play

2510
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:22,920
fifa next thank you very much

2511
01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:25,410
but i can't i don't own the

2512
01:26:25,410 --> 01:26:27,020
game and even if i did it would

2513
01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:28,460
probably make for boring enough

2514
01:26:28,460 --> 01:26:28,940
gameplay

2515
01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:35,660
an arse the size of a fish

2516
01:26:39,420 --> 01:26:40,860
david st patrick's after you

2517
01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:43,280
yes you do with st patrick the

2518
01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:44,060
last day

2519
01:26:44,060 --> 01:26:47,400
Hey, hey, what can sound buckling?

2520
01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:53,560
The garden station is empty

2521
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:59,240
enough now, isn't it?

2522
01:27:02,820 --> 01:27:03,170
It's eerily quiet now after a

2523
01:27:03,170 --> 01:27:06,520
few people got fucking mashed

2524
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:07,340
up.

2525
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:12,180
Stream starting soon vibes.

2526
01:27:12,180 --> 01:27:24,700
Now we go upstairs again.

2527
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:25,700
Okay.

2528
01:27:27,340 --> 01:27:29,180
It's the Cleona Row special.

2529
01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:30,980
Thank you very much.

2530
01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:34,640
You need to put that away now.

2531
01:27:34,780 --> 01:27:37,160
You've been too nice.

2532
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:38,160
Thanks.

2533
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,540
Desmond Tutu is after you.

2534
01:27:46,020 --> 01:27:47,560
Desmond Tintins.

2535
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,600
Oh, Desmond Tittins.

2536
01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:50,760
Demonetized.

2537
01:27:53,020 --> 01:27:54,630
Isn't it funny the way the mind

2538
01:27:54,630 --> 01:27:55,200
works?

2539
01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:57,080
Where it pieces together.

2540
01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:59,700
I thought I saw Desmond Tutu.

2541
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:01,580
Just goes to show you the way

2542
01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:03,120
you read the words.

2543
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:04,970
It's like you're putting

2544
01:28:04,970 --> 01:28:07,360
patterns together sometimes.

2545
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:09,410
Rather than actually reading

2546
01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:10,500
what it says.

2547
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:12,180
It's a lazy way.

2548
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:13,040
It doesn't happen to me all the

2549
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:13,320
time.

2550
01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:14,200
But it could happen.

2551
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:14,960
If you're wearing a pair of

2552
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:15,320
shades.

2553
01:28:15,820 --> 01:28:17,760
And you see demonetized titties.

2554
01:28:18,660 --> 01:28:19,600
You're liable to believe it

2555
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:21,100
says Desmond Tutu.

2556
01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:37,920
Jimmy McGlynn.

2557
01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:38,380
How are you?

2558
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:39,560
I hope you're keeping well.

2559
01:28:40,020 --> 01:28:40,280
Okay.

2560
01:28:40,460 --> 01:28:41,980
We've pulled down that.

2561
01:28:42,300 --> 01:28:43,750
Should we go now and put the

2562
01:28:43,750 --> 01:28:45,100
fucking...

2563
01:28:46,740 --> 01:28:47,600
The jewel inside the heart of

2564
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,780
the woman?

2565
01:28:58,700 --> 01:28:59,760
Or should we go upstairs?

2566
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:15,800
No, we won't bother.

2567
01:29:16,180 --> 01:29:17,360
No, we won't bother.

2568
01:29:17,780 --> 01:29:18,920
We might as well go and get

2569
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:19,700
that cog.

2570
01:29:19,900 --> 01:29:21,760
I left it inside the little box.

2571
01:29:21,980 --> 01:29:23,640
I need to go and get that cog

2572
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:24,200
now.

2573
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:27,600
Right.

2574
01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:28,720
We're gonna fucking...

2575
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:29,740
We're gonna head off.

2576
01:29:29,740 --> 01:29:30,780
Back to that room.

2577
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:32,560
I think...

2578
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:33,880
I think I'm gonna have to save

2579
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:34,480
the game.

2580
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,840
Because Sunday Night Games is

2581
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:37,740
coming up.

2582
01:29:37,860 --> 01:29:38,120
Okay.

2583
01:29:39,660 --> 01:29:40,000
You know what Sunday Night

2584
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,080
Games is gonna be, don't you?

2585
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:43,780
Fucking boom time.

2586
01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:58,180
Boom time.

2587
01:29:58,700 --> 01:29:59,220
Yeah.

2588
01:29:59,220 --> 01:30:02,050
He did, yeah. He did. And thank

2589
01:30:02,050 --> 01:30:03,380
you very much for your donation.

2590
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:05,800
Fucking s- He sacked the shit

2591
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,780
out of me, the cunt.

2592
01:30:07,780 --> 01:30:31,570
Yeah, he sacked the shit out of

2593
01:30:31,570 --> 01:30:36,200
me.

2594
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:40,590
He had no time. He had no time

2595
01:30:40,590 --> 01:30:44,720
for me or my fucking shit.

2596
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,290
So he got rid of me. He left me.

2597
01:30:46,290 --> 01:30:47,880
He dropped me like a hot snot.

2598
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:50,920
James McGlynn, it's all gonna

2599
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:53,720
be fucking- It's all gonna be

2600
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:55,890
McGlynn in about fucking half

2601
01:30:55,890 --> 01:30:56,960
an hour's time.

2602
01:31:00,680 --> 01:30:59,310
Is it just me or did the audio

2603
01:30:59,310 --> 01:31:02,190
get me way more quiet? It did.

2604
01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:03,860
I turned it off.

2605
01:31:04,020 --> 01:31:05,550
Good man yourself for noticing

2606
01:31:05,550 --> 01:31:06,040
that.

2607
01:31:06,040 --> 01:31:13,370
I don't have them on SoundCloud,

2608
01:31:13,370 --> 01:31:17,830
Paul, but I might do. I might

2609
01:31:17,830 --> 01:31:18,300
do.

2610
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,300
Is there any way of making an

2611
01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:22,130
album of my tunes and then

2612
01:31:22,130 --> 01:31:23,740
monetizing that?

2613
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,060
Oh, would it be fucking worth-

2614
01:31:29,060 --> 01:31:30,500
Would it be worth the fucking

2615
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,360
hassle at all?

2616
01:31:31,780 --> 01:31:34,260
What about a DJ set of those

2617
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:35,180
tunes?

2618
01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:46,940
Band camp? Is that any use?

2619
01:31:52,140 --> 01:31:51,530
Sure, I won't fucking sell them

2620
01:31:51,530 --> 01:31:53,960
to you anyway.

2621
01:31:54,220 --> 01:31:55,000
You've been kind enough to

2622
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,120
listen to this shit, so I'll

2623
01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:57,120
give you them free.

2624
01:31:57,260 --> 01:31:59,420
But, um, if I was to, in the

2625
01:31:59,420 --> 01:32:01,700
future, maybe branch out and

2626
01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:03,820
develop some film and maybe

2627
01:32:03,820 --> 01:32:06,000
make some proper tunes.

2628
01:32:06,820 --> 01:32:07,390
I suppose just go and fucking

2629
01:32:07,390 --> 01:32:09,100
play them. That's the thing.

2630
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:10,310
Charge what you like. Tell

2631
01:32:10,310 --> 01:32:11,620
people to pay what they want.

2632
01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:12,820
Is that it? Is that how it's

2633
01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:13,660
done, Scott?

2634
01:32:14,660 --> 01:32:15,470
Frankie Schoonz, don't bother

2635
01:32:15,470 --> 01:32:17,350
with fucking Spotify. You'll

2636
01:32:17,350 --> 01:32:18,870
get fuck all money from it, he

2637
01:32:18,870 --> 01:32:19,360
says.

2638
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:20,980
Well, I don't want that, okay?

2639
01:32:21,360 --> 01:32:21,840
Thanks for-

2640
01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:23,110
I want to be in a situation

2641
01:32:23,110 --> 01:32:24,710
where Boxes of Cobra Toxin is

2642
01:32:24,710 --> 01:32:27,780
making kind-hearted monetary

2643
01:32:27,780 --> 01:32:30,850
gestures towards me on a stream

2644
01:32:30,850 --> 01:32:32,940
on a Sunday night.

2645
01:32:41,340 --> 01:32:41,820
Yeah.

2646
01:32:42,820 --> 01:32:43,720
Thank you, Germit.

2647
01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:47,480
Germit- Germit fucking Finnerty.

2648
01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:51,680
Germit Finnerty. Huh?

2649
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:54,150
Where were you the last day?

2650
01:32:54,150 --> 01:32:54,780
Huh?

2651
01:32:55,140 --> 01:32:56,310
Germit, it's great that you're

2652
01:32:56,310 --> 01:32:57,790
here, but where were you in the

2653
01:32:57,790 --> 01:32:58,740
last few weeks?

2654
01:33:00,060 --> 01:33:00,340
Huh?

2655
01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:02,120
Thank you very much, though.

2656
01:33:02,480 --> 01:33:03,140
I appreciate it.

2657
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:05,180
Appreciate fucking it.

2658
01:33:05,940 --> 01:33:06,780
I'd eat it.

2659
01:33:07,840 --> 01:33:08,390
Now, let's try and see if we

2660
01:33:08,390 --> 01:33:09,860
can change this game.

2661
01:33:10,260 --> 01:33:11,520
I'm gonna fuck off, and I'll be

2662
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:12,020
back.

2663
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:13,980
I want to tell you something.

2664
01:33:15,140 --> 01:33:16,980
You've been awful kind to me.

2665
01:33:16,980 --> 01:33:19,400
You've been awful kind to me.

2666
01:33:23,740 --> 01:33:24,880
Let's try and do this now.

2667
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,470
Let's do something a little bit

2668
01:33:26,470 --> 01:33:27,760
special before this.

2669
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:40,700
Sunday night game.

2670
01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:56,760
Sunday night games.

2671
01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:59,720
Sunday night games is coming up.

2672
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:17,600
7, 7, 7, 7 p.m.

2673
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,640
You better come up.

2674
01:34:21,480 --> 01:34:22,660
It's not great, is it?

2675
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:25,160
We might try and fucking...

2676
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,660
We might try and get something

2677
01:34:26,660 --> 01:34:27,840
a little bit better.

2678
01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:39,780
Des Brennan...

2679
01:34:39,780 --> 01:34:51,780
...and Andrew Keneally...

2680
01:34:51,780 --> 01:34:57,680
...Kid Campbell...

2681
01:34:57,680 --> 01:34:59,740
...Kid Campbell...

2682
01:34:59,740 --> 01:35:00,440
...Mark Shortall...

2683
01:35:00,440 --> 01:35:04,640
...Hydroxical...

2684
01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:05,500
...Thanks for the...

2685
01:35:05,500 --> 01:35:06,580
...Compliment...

2686
01:35:06,580 --> 01:35:06,580
...Kid Campbell...

2687
01:35:06,580 --> 01:35:07,580
...Kid Campbell...

2688
01:35:07,580 --> 01:35:08,580
...Mark Shortall...

2689
01:35:08,580 --> 01:35:08,580
...Hydroxical...

2690
01:35:08,580 --> 01:35:09,580
...Thanks for the...

2691
01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:09,580
...Compliment...

2692
01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:10,580
...Kid Campbell...

2693
01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:11,080
...Kid Campbell...

2694
01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:14,150
mystery full of surprises are

2695
01:35:14,150 --> 01:35:16,480
you playing on a normal

2696
01:35:16,480 --> 01:35:18,600
keyboard eric carlson

2697
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:34,680
no it's a fucking it's one of

2698
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:39,640
these jobs

2699
01:35:39,640 --> 01:35:45,680
thank you for watching this

2700
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:50,320
little precursor to the stream

2701
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:55,240
i'm gonna be doing at 7 pm

2702
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:58,320
i want you to tune in and watch

2703
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:01,000
the show with me it'll be great

2704
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:03,320
it'll be three hours of madness

2705
01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:05,640
and mayhem the usual shit will

2706
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:07,950
unfold i'll be playing call of

2707
01:36:07,950 --> 01:36:10,360
duty lick outs and then i'll be

2708
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:12,260
reading out shout outs and

2709
01:36:12,260 --> 01:36:14,630
playing clips i'll be playing

2710
01:36:14,630 --> 01:36:16,660
those clips i've collected for

2711
01:36:16,660 --> 01:36:16,920
ye

2712
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:20,700
during the week news is gonna

2713
01:36:20,700 --> 01:36:24,030
amaze ye and one last thing i

2714
01:36:24,030 --> 01:36:25,480
have to say

2715
01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:30,440
before i go away

2716
01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:35,090
is anguished panda you are the

2717
01:36:35,090 --> 01:36:39,750
man you are the man who donated

2718
01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:42,600
one euro to my face

2719
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:53,560
my singing face i really wanna

2720
01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:57,670
tell you that you've got the

2721
01:36:57,670 --> 01:37:01,320
nicest donations in the planet

2722
01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:03,560
the planet zorg did you hear

2723
01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:05,620
intel have released a new

2724
01:37:05,620 --> 01:37:07,880
processor it's a quad core

2725
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:11,830
they designed it on the planet

2726
01:37:11,830 --> 01:37:14,480
mars elon musk sent a rocket up

2727
01:37:14,480 --> 01:37:17,480
there but it failed came back

2728
01:37:17,480 --> 01:37:17,960
to earth

2729
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:19,600
tried to save some trapped tie

2730
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:21,450
boys in a little cave he got

2731
01:37:21,450 --> 01:37:24,680
shitty with some rescuer on

2732
01:37:24,680 --> 01:37:25,720
twitter

2733
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:30,020
try to make out he was a boo-boo

2734
01:37:30,020 --> 01:37:30,520
man.

2735
01:37:39,660 --> 01:37:41,320
Boo-boo man!

2736
01:37:41,720 --> 01:37:43,160
Boo-boo man!

2737
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:45,240
Boo-boo man!

2738
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:47,240
Boo-boo man!

2739
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,240
Boo-boo man!

2740
01:37:49,780 --> 01:37:51,240
Boo-boo man!

2741
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:53,080
Boo-boo man!

2742
01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:55,860
You're a boo-boo man!

2743
01:37:56,660 --> 01:37:57,700
See you at 7 o'clock!

2744
01:37:59,220 --> 01:37:59,820
When I slither home after a

2745
01:37:59,820 --> 01:38:02,120
hard day out in the fields,

2746
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:03,430
there's nothing I like more

2747
01:38:03,430 --> 01:38:04,800
than lashing a few stickings

2748
01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:05,780
into the fireplace

2749
01:38:05,780 --> 01:38:07,780
and setting fire to them.

2750
01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:08,930
Be careful not to burn your

2751
01:38:08,930 --> 01:38:09,820
hands like I did.

2752
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:11,050
While I'm waiting for that baby

2753
01:38:11,050 --> 01:38:11,680
to get going,

2754
01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:13,500
I do a few rolls on the ground

2755
01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:15,760
and a few reptilious repetitions

2756
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:17,520
just to get the blood flowing.

2757
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:19,310
Once those flames are licking

2758
01:38:19,310 --> 01:38:21,100
high, it's time to stick your

2759
01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:21,980
coal in it.

2760
01:38:23,340 --> 01:38:25,660
You can generate extra draftage.

2761
01:38:25,660 --> 01:38:27,740
by using your gooch as a waft.

2762
01:38:28,060 --> 01:38:29,500
Now all that's left is to sit

2763
01:38:29,500 --> 01:38:31,350
back and warm your sack by the

2764
01:38:31,350 --> 01:38:32,140
flames.

2765
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:34,810
This message was brought to you

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01:38:34,810 --> 01:38:36,580
by Firelighters.

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01:38:36,580 --> 01:38:38,060
*Bad:

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01:38:38,060 --> 01:38:39,100
*Bad,

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01:38:39,100 --> 01:38:40,380
*Bad,

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*Bad,

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01:38:41,540 --> 01:38:42,540
*Bad,

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01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:43,060
*Bad,

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01:38:43,060 --> 01:38:44,140
*Bad,

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01:38:44,140 --> 01:38:45,140
*Bad,

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01:38:45,140 --> 01:38:46,100
*Bad,

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01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:46,980
*Bad,

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01:38:46,980 --> 01:38:46,980
*Bad,

2778
01:38:46,980 --> 01:38:47,980
*Bad,

2779
01:38:47,980 --> 01:38:48,980
*Bad,

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01:38:48,980 --> 01:38:49,980
*Bad,