1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *Mario's voice* 2 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Ah, fuck that. 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Bit too low for that man. 4 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:38,000 How are we getting on? How are things? Chaz, Jiggy McHugh, what's the story Sam Lawless? Doing a bit of videoing, yeah? 5 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:51,000 I was fucking came on the late night stream like, you know, just thought I'd... Chris, fucking Chris, Chris Spellman is it? Yeah, I fucking came on the late stream like... 6 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Thought I'd fucking just come on the live stream. What about yourself? You keeping well yourself, yeah? Yeah, yeah. 7 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Fucking good to hear it man, good to hear it. Look, I gotta get on with this whole fucking see you later on, yeah. 8 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 *Mario's voice* 9 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Fucking good to see you man. 10 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Did you hear about the fucking raccoons in Raccoon City man? 11 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 *Mario's voice* 12 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 *Mario's voice* 13 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 *Mario's voice* 14 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:33,480 fucking raccoon city like those the raccoons from the fucking show the raccoons 15 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:42,280 they fucking they got creeled by a by a bunch of zombies and also 16 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:49,960 Cyril Sneer was fucking pulling strings behind the scenes like 17 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:55,780 now I know that I know you're asking me how did fucking Cyril Sneer get into this game 18 00:01:55,780 --> 00:02:02,380 well he's a fucking bad egg the cunt's a bad egg I don't know if he's a fucking hardvark or what 19 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:09,020 what the fuck but I mean he's a he's a he was smoking a fucking cigar and he was like this 20 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:18,860 those raccoon cunts are fucking gone man it's a bad juju like 21 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:35,380 I'll be buying a few pints with that one thank you very much boxes of cobra toxin 22 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:38,380 Thank you. 23 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,980 I'll have a rake of fucking stuff to go in there and check out. 24 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:51,980 I know. 25 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:18,980 You bastard. 26 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:25,980 Fuck me. 27 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:30,980 Scary, isn't it? 28 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:39,980 Oh my god. 29 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:41,980 Do you remember him? 30 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,980 Sorry, I turned down the volume there for you. 31 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:45,980 It's a bit too loud. 32 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:47,980 Do you remember him? 33 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:50,980 This is the lad that got sliced. 34 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:54,980 In the beginning of the game, he got fucking shliced. 35 00:03:54,980 --> 00:04:01,980 Now he's doing rounds up the town. 36 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:06,980 I just leave them to it. 37 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:07,980 Leave them to it. 38 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:09,980 Like, you know, they're happy enough doing what they do there. 39 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:11,980 It's nothing to do with me. 40 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:12,980 If he wants to do with me. 41 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:13,980 If he wants to have full... 42 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:18,980 A full meal on that fella's corpse. 43 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:19,980 I'm not going to do with me. 44 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:19,980 I'm not going to do with me. 45 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:20,980 I'm not going to do with me. 46 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:21,980 I'm not going to do with me. 47 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:22,980 I'm not going to do with me. 48 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:23,980 I'm not going to do with me. 49 00:04:23,980 --> 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00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,980 Someone would want to get onto fucking. 211 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:41,980 Capcom. 212 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:42,980 Or fucking Namco. 213 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:44,980 Whoever the fuck is behind that shit man. 214 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:46,980 It's fucking useless man. 215 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:48,980 useless man. 216 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:50,980 *sad* 217 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:53,980 *sad* 218 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:15,980 Fuck. 219 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,980 *sad* 220 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:36,980 Fuck yeah. 221 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:37,980 Shit! 222 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:39,980 One in the pulse. 223 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:41,980 That's for the- 224 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,980 That's for the fucking Morris Tribunal. 225 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:45,980 You can't. 226 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,980 Where's this fucking shamboosie now? 227 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,980 There's another shamboosie fucking- 228 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:02,980 What's this lad? 229 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:04,980 Son of a bitch. 230 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,980 Fuckin' hell man. 231 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,980 That's for Kalanan. 232 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,980 You shit. 233 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:14,980 Yeah. 234 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:16,980 Connor clear. 235 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:18,980 *sad* 236 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:19,980 Connor clear. 237 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:21,980 Thanks very much Matt. 238 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:22,980 *sad* 239 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:24,980 *sad* 240 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:25,980 *sad* 241 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:27,980 *sad* 242 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:28,980 *sad* 243 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:30,980 *sad* 244 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:31,980 *sad* 245 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:33,980 *sad* 246 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:35,980 *sad* 247 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:36,980 *sad* 248 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:38,980 *sad* 249 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:40,980 *sad* 250 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:43,980 *Gunshot* 251 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:45,980 *Gunshot* 252 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:47,980 *Gunshot* 253 00:09:47,980 --> 00:10:00,500 Fucker. 254 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:05,500 Fucker. 255 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,500 Ah. 256 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,500 Shit. 257 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:24,500 Yeah, I'm, uh, just 'cause I'm not reading the-- Welcome to the fuckin' stream. 258 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:28,500 I'm not reading the chat 'cause I just wanna play the game. 259 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:32,500 I'm not being a cunt. 260 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,500 Welcome to the stream, everyone. 261 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:45,500 David St. Patrick, Rowdy Riggs, Chungus, Jake D, Joe Soap, Land Armour. 262 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,500 Own Fortune. 263 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:53,500 Rowdy Riggs. 264 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,500 Jamie Hamilton. 265 00:10:56,500 --> 00:11:02,500 No tinge spots, John Burke. 266 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:06,500 Yeah. 267 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,500 Yeah. 268 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:14,500 The hardcore 389 I can, yeah. 269 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,500 Yeah. 270 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:30,820 So yeah, I have to try and keep it down man, cause it's, it's, ah, fuckin' reg heads like, yeah, I can't do the fuckin' scream like, you know. 271 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,500 No bother. 272 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:49,280 Welcome to the stream, extreme. 273 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:55,040 Fuckin' late night scare tactics man, do you know what I mean? 274 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:58,980 Fuckin' late, fuckin' late night scare tactics man, do you know what I mean? 275 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:09,740 Be handy if I'd, ah, smoked fuckin' 60 fags during the day, cause I'd have a naturally low timbre, timbre to the fuckin' voice. 276 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:12,840 Hey, welcome to the stream, yeah. 277 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,880 I need fuckin' crack with you. 278 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:22,520 Hope you're doin' well anyway. 279 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:34,900 Fuck. 280 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,340 Fuck. 281 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:51,700 Damn it. 282 00:12:51,700 --> 00:13:21,680 Damn it. 283 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:32,520 Where the fuck is this taking us? 284 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,720 Out to the streets. 285 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:37,640 There we go. 286 00:13:37,640 --> 00:14:07,620 Here we go. 287 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:37,600 Here we go. 288 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,340 I... thanks Tommy D. Cheers, man. 289 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,040 Yeah. 290 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,760 Connor clear, man. 291 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,600 Reputation enhanced greatly. 292 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:14,660 Fuckin' hell, man. 293 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:19,920 You bastard. 294 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:26,400 What the fuck is this? 295 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:35,720 She's fuckin' waving to me. 296 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,560 Bye-bye. 297 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,300 Hey. 298 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,400 Fuckin'... 299 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,000 Fuckin' rigor mortis, man. 300 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,560 She's fucked. 301 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,560 *sad music* 302 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,560 *sad music* 303 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,560 *Sigh* 304 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,100 *cough* 305 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:17,320 Yes 306 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:24,320 *scoffs* 307 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,320 Yeeeeeeahhh 308 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:57,320 Connor Clear, gotta tell you something. You're in the fucking clear with me anyways. Can't say a bad word about you. 309 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:20,700 Handburn gallets. 310 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:48,700 What do I throw away? 311 00:17:48,700 --> 00:18:05,700 Yeah. Eric. Thank you very much. You have a great mind, Eric. 312 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:24,700 How does the rain not fucking quench the chopper? 313 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:41,700 Can somebody get onto Namco or Capcom and ask them if... why the rain doesn't quench the chopper? In Resident Evil 2 Remake. 314 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:58,700 You might have to write in Japanese though. I don't think those guys are gonna know English. Just as much as they don't think I know Japanese. 315 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:13,700 I'd like to hear the answer though. Maybe I can fucking... 316 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:30,700 Did I press that joke before? 317 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,700 Yeah. 318 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:47,700 Small but powerful... powerful chode. I am scared, yeah. 319 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:56,700 You used to be able to get handburn gullets out of the cockpit of this yoke in the last game. Thanks very much Connor Clear. 320 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:10,520 Fuck. 321 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,620 Whoa, look at what it is. 322 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,780 T-90. 323 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:36,240 There's very little coming back from that now. 324 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,340 Very hard to come back from that. 325 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:39,180 I just let him punch me in the face. 326 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:42,340 Shouldn't have done that. 327 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:49,720 Whoa, he's fucking scary enough. 328 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:56,980 I'll let him creel me so I can get the jump on him the next time. 329 00:20:56,980 --> 00:21:02,660 Yeah. 330 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:07,740 You're fucked. 331 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:10,380 Sorry, Barb Connolly. 332 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,920 I didn't mean that. 333 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:19,020 That was just to signify me being dead. 334 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,660 But thank you for your kind-hearted donation. 335 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:25,900 Dead ZOD. 336 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:26,860 Dead ZOD. 337 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,800 Dead ZOD. 338 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:28,600 Thank you. 339 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,500 Quenched. 340 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,160 Quiet. 341 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:32,220 Quiet. 342 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:32,220 Quiet. 343 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:32,220 Quiet. 344 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:50,460 Welcome to the outer rim of the Pacific galaxy 345 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,460 Population 346 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:56,100 60 billion 347 00:21:56,100 --> 00:22:04,160 You'd want to have your wits about you out here in the perimeter 348 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:09,040 They're checking aboard spacecrafts 349 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:15,020 To see whether or not you have sufficient amount of followers 350 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:18,880 On the planet Earth social media realms 351 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,800 Such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube 352 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:30,920 You're ranked on them and the ones with the top amount of friends and followers and likes and shares 353 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:35,360 They're at the top of the pile 354 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,580 I say the top 355 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:41,580 There's actually an echelon above them that is hidden from the eye 356 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:43,380 Much like there is back on planet Earth 357 00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:46,220 Call it the Illuminati or whatever you will 358 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:49,620 These guys are tough 359 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:56,080 They want your TV license 360 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:02,080 Whether or not you want to give them your TV license is up to you 361 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,440 But first things first 362 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,920 Make sure you've got oxygen packs 363 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,300 And a NASA 364 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:10,420 Level space suit 365 00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:12,820 I don't know where you'll acquire these items 366 00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:16,060 Try the local fucking charity shop in town 367 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:22,560 I saw them doing a great deal on a pair of fucking space boots the last day 368 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:27,320 Someone had fucking died and left them behind like 369 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,520 Only use once 370 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:35,200 That was on the ill-fated Apollo X9 mission 371 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,880 To planet Zor-Gon 372 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:43,200 Which of course you won't have any knowledge of 373 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,840 Your limited amount of knowledge of the galaxy 374 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,000 Has brought you to this very place where you watch me now 375 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,400 All I want to say is to you 376 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,660 All I want to say is to you 377 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,500 Welcome to the galaxy 378 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:56,500 Welcome to the galaxy 379 00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:26,480 Welcome to the galaxy 380 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,480 Oh fucking my god 381 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:32,100 Forgot that it happened 382 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,740 Because I went off on a galaxy spiel 383 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:37,480 Forgot that this guy existed 384 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:44,740 Oh he doesn't 385 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:45,560 He can't see me 386 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,220 He can 387 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:53,980 Oh fucking hell 388 00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,260 These guys are waking up as well 389 00:24:55,260 --> 00:25:04,020 Should I just hide in here for a while 390 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:07,780 I can hear him coming now 391 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:10,160 See no one in here 392 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:10,420 Is he 393 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:13,920 Traditionally they couldn't get you inside the save room 394 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,880 I hope they haven't fucking modified that little rule 395 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:22,960 Tradition wins out. 396 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:29,960 *Gunshot* 397 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,960 *Gunshot* 398 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,960 *Gunshot* 399 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,960 Gonna have to take it to him. 400 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,960 Run run run run run run run run run run run. 401 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,960 Better get moving. 402 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,960 Huh? 403 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960 Do I not finish the cunt? Alright. 404 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:19,960 *Gunshot* 405 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,960 *Sigh* 406 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,960 *Sigh* 407 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,960 *Sigh* 408 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,960 *Sigh* 409 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,960 *Sigh* 410 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,960 *Sigh* 411 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,960 *Sigh* 412 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,960 Yeahhh... Connor, thank you very much. You don't need to... 413 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,960 You don't need to donate anymore. 414 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,960 You've donated enough. 415 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,960 I appreciate your viewership, though. 416 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,960 That's a nice little situation. 417 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960 *laughs* I'll never say... 418 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,960 Stop watching. 419 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,960 *Sigh* 420 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,960 *Sigh* 421 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,960 *Sigh* 422 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,960 *Sigh* Thanks very much, "Sigh* 423 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,960 *Sigh* Are you going doing any "Sigh* Diving" this weekend, no? 424 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,960 Watch out for "Shtorm Eric". 425 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,960 The guy's a fuckin' head the ball. 426 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,960 *Sigh* 427 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,960 *Sigh* Thanks very much for that. 428 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,960 That's a nice little amount. 429 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,960 *Sigh* 430 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,960 *Sigh* 431 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,960 *Sigh* 432 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,960 Hieronymus. 433 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,960 *Sigh* 434 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:45,100 Thank you very much, Hieronymus. Yeah. Yeah. Connor Clear, back again. You strike again, 435 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:55,100 Connor Clear. Thanks very much for that. That's a nice little amount. Oh, he's around again. 436 00:27:55,100 --> 00:28:24,240 How the f- do we get into the chief's office? I wonder. Is there a fucking... Heart key, is it? Yeah, fuck it. Alright, I'm gonna move on and try and put some other keys into other doors. Try that jewel. Maybe stick that jewel in a place 437 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,480 place where it belongs. 438 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,480 *sigh* 439 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,480 *sigh* 440 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,480 *sigh* 441 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,480 *sigh* 442 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,480 *sigh* 443 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,480 *sigh* 444 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:07,480 How are you Connor? Back again. My old adversary. Thanks very much. 445 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,480 Uh, will you come to Watford? 446 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,480 When? Like now is it? 447 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:20,480 Anyways, I'm playing a game Connor. I'm sorry I can't. Come to Watford right now. 448 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:25,480 *sniff* 449 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,480 *sniff* 450 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,480 *sniff* 451 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,480 What was the fucking thing I was gonna do? Oh yeah. Check that out. 452 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,480 *sniff* 453 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,480 *sniff* 454 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,480 *sniff* 455 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,480 *sniff* 456 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:56,480 The club key. The jewel. The power panel part. The power panel part. Was that down in the garage? The garage? 457 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,480 *sniff* 458 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480 *sniff* 459 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,480 *sniff* 460 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,480 *sniff* 461 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,480 *sniff* 462 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,480 *sniff* 463 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,480 *sniff* 464 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:05,480 *sniff* 465 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,480 *sniff* 466 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,480 *sniff* 467 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,480 *sniff* 468 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480 *sniff* 469 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,480 *sniff* 470 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,480 *sniff* 471 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,480 *sniff* 472 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:34,360 I hope stateside is doing well for you. Yeah. Rest in peace, Dimebag Durell. Dimebag Durell. Rest in peace. Rest in pieces. 473 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,420 I didn't mean that Dimebag. 474 00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:37,620 I didn't mean in pieces. 475 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,420 Was Dimebag the lad who got fucking... 476 00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:43,740 Did he go on stage with an AK or something? 477 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:44,720 Yeah. 478 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,000 Right, okay, right. 479 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,020 Power panel part. 480 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,440 Now that isn't... 481 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,420 That's in the fucking garage downstairs, man. 482 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,760 You need to use the... 483 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,460 Do you have access to the power panel part? 484 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:04,720 You know? 485 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,200 You need to use that in the fucking garage. 486 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,100 Have you got yourself a garage? 487 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,420 Well, get one. 488 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,560 They're fucking well worth the money. 489 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,780 They'll pay for themselves back in no time. 490 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:16,840 Park your car in it. 491 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,240 Pays for itself in a week. 492 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,360 Guarantee, if you buy a fucking garage tomorrow, 493 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,480 it'll have itself fucking paid back for you three times over. 494 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:28,880 By next week. 495 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:33,960 Right. 496 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,100 Wandering aimlessly. 497 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,780 You need to fucking just think about this. 498 00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:38,360 Let's break this down. 499 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,420 Let's think about this. 500 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:48,620 The blue ink of Gepitholand 501 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:54,000 spreads forth in to your hands, 502 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,320 the blue ink ribbon. 503 00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:04,080 Did you ever hold a blue ink ribbon in your hand? 504 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,460 It's something to behold. 505 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,460 There was something I was going to test out here. 506 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:17,420 On the chat. 507 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,300 He got shot by a crazy fan. 508 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,300 He got shot by a crazy fan. 509 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,300 He got shot by a crazy fan. 510 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,300 He got shot by a crazy fan. 511 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,300 He got shot by a crazy fan. 512 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:37,380 Dimebag got shot five times in the face. 513 00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,000 That's terrible. 514 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,000 That's terrible. 515 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:43,720 That's fucking terrible. 516 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:43,800 Right. 517 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,320 Okay. 518 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,060 Let's get back to this situation. 519 00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:56,240 Somebody tipped there. 520 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,140 Sam Durant. 521 00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,160 Thank you very much. 522 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,100 Don't know why it didn't. 523 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,380 Don't know why it didn't show up. 524 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,300 How do we get down to the... 525 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:06,520 Oh yeah. 526 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,960 Is this not... 527 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,160 It's not your fucking man, is it? 528 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:13,920 Oh, he's there, man. 529 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,920 He's not fucking there, man. 530 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,100 Come on, man. 531 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:16,740 He's a come on. 532 00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:18,620 He's a fucking dodgy bastard, man. 533 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:19,700 Come on. 534 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:20,580 He's fucking locking up. 535 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,980 Fucking he's locking up, man. 536 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,820 He's fucking S&M creep, man. 537 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:28,020 He's wearing fucking leathers and... 538 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:29,980 Oh, he's a fucking scumbag, man. 539 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,680 Make sure you say hello to him with your fucking fished. 540 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,340 Next time you see him. 541 00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:35,580 In his face. 542 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,940 That cunt needs fucking locking up, man. 543 00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:41,160 He's an absolute menace to society. 544 00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:41,860 He was... 545 00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:42,980 How did he even get? 546 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,820 Who the fuck is he like? 547 00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:45,660 Where's he... 548 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,300 He's got some fucking... 549 00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:48,340 Some balls, man. 550 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:48,980 Look at this cunt. 551 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,860 Time to fucking... 552 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,900 It's time to finish Marvin. 553 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:53,640 See you later, Marv. 554 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,020 Best luck in the next realm. 555 00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:59,080 You poor old bastard. 556 00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,440 Lieutenant. 557 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:01,140 I promise. 558 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,280 Hehehe. 559 00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:05,140 Rest in... 560 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:05,440 Yeah. 561 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,640 Rest in pieces. 562 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,300 Rest in pieces. 563 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:10,220 You're fucked. 564 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,460 Thanks very much, small but powerful chode. 565 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,580 What's the fucking crack now? 566 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,860 How come this isn't open now? 567 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:21,340 Huh? 568 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:24,100 Oh, there he is. 569 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:24,300 Look. 570 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:25,340 Yeah. 571 00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:29,400 He's even fucking scarier than the last time 20 years ago. 572 00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:30,280 Hehehe. 573 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,920 He can go down these stairs and I'll go up and... 574 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,240 It's... 575 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,260 It's easily done, you know? 576 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,960 How can I not get down to the fucking... 577 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,240 Uh... 578 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:42,840 Police station? 579 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,300 Here's Raman... 580 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,360 Ramesh-Dain now. 581 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,360 The blue ink of... 582 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,800 The baldy man. 583 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:56,360 Ich dein isch noch... 584 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,600 Amsterdam. 585 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,340 The blue ink. 586 00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:03,820 Fuck this shit, man. 587 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,340 Police has gone nuts since this cunt arrived. 588 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,340 Keep getting followed by the fucking... 589 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,840 The cue ball with the fucking overcoat. 590 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,420 I'm gonna take it to... 591 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,340 I'm gonna take it to him. 592 00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:20,760 I'm gonna fucking take it to him. 593 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,060 Blast. 594 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,240 Hey, I'll let him finish me to fuck. 595 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,320 You're fucked? 596 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,980 Right in the fucking bread basket, man. 597 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,500 Thanks for the tip. 598 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,060 I'll buy a pint with that. 599 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,040 Thanks very much. 600 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:57,880 That's very nice of you to tip that much. 601 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,500 Esports tips. Mark 1. 602 00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:09,640 Thank you very much. And the cosmos. The tyrant is after you. 603 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,080 Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. 604 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,860 Mark 1. Thank you very much, Mark 1. 605 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,300 15. I said I'd give it till half 2. 606 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,580 But this creepy keeps killing me, you know. 607 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:29,960 Yeah. 608 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,340 I want to tell you something about the cosmos. 609 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:38,940 It's a great little place. Did you ever fucking live out there? 610 00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:42,140 Did you ever spend time out in the cosmos? You did. 611 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,780 Yeah, the rent isn't cheap, but it's a better way of life. 612 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,600 There's no noxious gases there, fucking. 613 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,080 Yeah. 614 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,900 No Deadsy or Days. 615 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,080 I'm only messing, Deadsy. 616 00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:58,260 You're sound. I wouldn't fucking go out to the cosmos to get away from you. 617 00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:01,820 I'd bring you with me in a separate pod unit. 618 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:07,660 Which I could close down the blinds and the shutters off from time to time. 619 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,940 If I wanted to. 620 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,040 And I'd leave them open just to see your face. 621 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:12,380 If I wanted to as well. 622 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:16,520 I can't guarantee how long each of those periods would last. 623 00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:19,660 So, just be aware of that. 624 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:25,200 You might be sitting in the... 625 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,900 You could be sitting in the dark for a while. 626 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,480 You could be sitting in the bright lights. 627 00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:29,540 You never know how it goes. 628 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:31,880 We're all the way back there. 629 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,520 We're all the way back here. 630 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,100 That's nice. 631 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,900 Jesus Christ. 632 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,380 Ten years away. 633 00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:54,180 How did I let him... 634 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:55,420 I let him into the breadbasket. 635 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,900 Fuck save. 636 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:08,740 I'm gonna turn it down and... 637 00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:09,580 Sorry, it's... 638 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:10,000 Yeah. 639 00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:20,460 Sean lathers. 640 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:23,860 Are you working up a bit of a fucking lather, are you? 641 00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:30,340 He just got Sean lathers in the fucking head. 642 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:31,660 Leather bridge. 643 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,600 I'm not gonna get moving, actually. 644 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:37,480 I'm just gonna take my time with this cunt's fucking cranium. 645 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,680 See if I can give him the... 646 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,980 The jip he... 647 00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:41,780 He deserves. 648 00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,880 Thanks very much, Deadsy. 649 00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:11,420 Upper dead. 650 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:18,920 You're fucked! 651 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:25,920 Good night and God bless. 652 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,360 Rest in pieces. 653 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,580 Yeah. 654 00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:39,020 Ryan Tuberty's tiny hole. 655 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,060 With a one euro donation. 656 00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:48,700 I didn't know his fucking hole was either tiny or autonomous in its approach to donating 657 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,960 on live game web streams. 658 00:39:50,960 --> 00:40:01,740 His ass must have some kind of online presence. 659 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:06,180 Jesus Christ! 660 00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:18,180 So we know to... we know to blast him in the head. 661 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,180 Yeah. 662 00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:20,180 Small but powerful Cho. 663 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,180 Thank you very much. 664 00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:22,180 Great stream you say. 665 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:23,620 Well it's just the game man. 666 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:24,620 I'm not really fucking... 667 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:28,620 I'm trying to just play the game like you know. 668 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:36,620 Apologies if there's not much chat going on or interaction but I'm fucking... the hands are tied. 669 00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:41,060 I've got this tyrant lad chasing me around the gap. 670 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:47,060 And it doesn't look like he's had anything to eat all day cause he's all... he's in an awful cunt of a mood. 671 00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:51,500 He's fucking swiping left right and center like you know. 672 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,940 Trying to make fucking hames me. 673 00:40:53,940 --> 00:41:03,940 How do I get down to the basement? 674 00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,380 Basement Jacks. 675 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:08,380 How do I get down to the Jacks? 676 00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:09,380 Are they in the basement? 677 00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:17,820 Do you reckon Basement Jacks got their name from the fact that they're fucking... they used to... maybe they grew up in the Jacks in the basement of the house. 678 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:22,380 Maybe that's where the parents put them because they were making too many fucking stupid tunes. 679 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,380 I'll stop this Lieutenant. 680 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,380 Hey son. 681 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:25,380 I promise. 682 00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:28,940 You'd want to get a fucking job and stop making those stupid fucking tunes. 683 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,500 You're living under this roof with me and your mother. 684 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,100 You need to go out and find work. 685 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:38,780 Stop making those fucking tunes. 686 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:41,020 And if you are gonna make them... 687 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:43,340 Take it down to the fucking basement. 688 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,580 Into the Jacks down there. 689 00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:47,900 Cause I don't want to fucking hear no more of it. 690 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:52,700 Mmm. 691 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:54,060 I do like that. 692 00:41:54,060 --> 00:41:54,780 Mike Hawk. 693 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:58,460 The Hawk of the Mike. 694 00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:03,420 Bess look with you. 695 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:04,700 Welcome to the galaxy. 696 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,620 That was the wrong fucking tune to play. 697 00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:11,260 I meant this. 698 00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:22,780 Okay. 699 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:27,100 Now we are back in action. 700 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:31,580 We need to make sure this fucking tyrant son of a piece doesn't... 701 00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:35,820 Come back and fucking try and screw me. 702 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,220 Where the fuck do I go? 703 00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:43,660 Fuck. 704 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,100 I'm just gonna chat. 705 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,260 Who, uh, where, where do I go? 706 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,220 Shoot the air tanks at the base of the stairs. 707 00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:02,040 Dead ZD. 708 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,040 Yeaaahhh. 709 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,140 Thanks very much, Deadsy. 710 00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:12,540 The record room, the record room, okay. 711 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:19,040 But I mean- oh yeah, I have the club key. Sound. Club card. I have the fucking club card as well. That'll get me a discount on the records room. 712 00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:22,040 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 713 00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:23,540 Oh fuck. 714 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,140 Yeaaah. 715 00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:27,040 Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. 716 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,040 *Groan* 717 00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:32,040 *Groan* 718 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,040 Oof! 719 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:56,400 Shit! Fuckin' hell no. How many fuckin' schlugs this cunt take? Huh? Fuckin' him as well! This is a fuckin' nightmare. This is a fuckin' livin' nightmare. 720 00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:25,640 What the fuck? Yeah, I better get movin'. Fuckin' worked that one out a long time ago, man. Yeah. Thanks very much, Vincent Brown. 721 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:48,640 Great, that'll be useful in the library now. The tool. Thanks very much, Mike Hawke, Vincent Brown, Deadsy Dee, and Liam Neeson's shtick. Has he given up on the cash and adopted the stick now? 722 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:57,640 This... 723 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,240 This thing... 724 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:05,340 Ah, come on, man. Any chance of a fucking day off, man, no? 725 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:09,240 You're working me awful hard tonight, you S&M bastard. 726 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,000 You're fucked. 727 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,560 Rest in pieces. Goodnight and God bless. 728 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,560 Can anybody... 729 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:32,500 Jesus Christ, lightning! 730 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,600 Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? 731 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:42,180 Because that stuff was a blast. 732 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,640 Come on, then. 733 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,880 You feckin' dragons, I'll take both of you. 734 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,040 Ah, I'm burning to death! 735 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,080 Ah, it's a bit of lighthearted fun anyway, isn't it? 736 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,820 Welcome to the stream. 737 00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:56,120 I've got a bit louder. 738 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,440 I'm probably gonna fucking... 739 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,600 Get told off in the morning for this shit now, but... 740 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,400 Ah, fuck it. 741 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:02,880 Who cares? 742 00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:05,440 You gotta fucking... 743 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,060 You gotta express yourself, you know? 744 00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,940 We've got ten minutes left anyways. 745 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,500 Might as well just fucking go for it now. 746 00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,480 I wanna get to the next... 747 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,120 Not ten minutes. 748 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,540 I wanna get to the next point that's like a sufficient amount of ground to cover and... 749 00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:25,260 You know, you play this game in little stages. 750 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,760 It'd be nice to get some cut... 751 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,700 Through a nice... 752 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,140 Through a good cutscene standard. 753 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:29,900 A good cutscene. 754 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:30,500 A good... 755 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:31,760 A good plot point, you know? 756 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,500 How the fuck does he not get schlogged out of it? 757 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,420 After two of the shells. 758 00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:49,520 Better get moving. 759 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:56,720 Maybe... 760 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,400 It won't let me donate anymore. 761 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,560 Maybe there's a limit on how many times you can fucking donate, Connor. 762 00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:02,840 Sorry, man. 763 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,720 You donated... 764 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,300 Did you donate like ten times? 765 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,900 And I said, stop donating. 766 00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:12,200 Anyway. 767 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:18,360 Yeah. 768 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,820 Thanks very much, virtual boy. 769 00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:24,300 Greatly enhance your reputation. 770 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:32,660 Maybe it's about time, is it? 771 00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:34,380 Maybe you need to just fucking be quick. 772 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,660 Quick about this. 773 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,440 How do I get down to the... 774 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:37,960 Oh, did you... 775 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,000 Yeah, I know where I get down. 776 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:39,900 I know where I get down. 777 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:40,480 I know where I get down. 778 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:40,780 I know where I get down. 779 00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:40,860 I know where I get down. 780 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:43,960 Preemptive strike. 781 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:45,680 Oh, no. 782 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,220 Damn it. 783 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:46,800 I'll stop this, Lieutenant. 784 00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:48,440 I promise. 785 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:50,280 That was kind of a shit. 786 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:55,860 That was kind of a shit end to Marvin because they built it up and dragged it out a little bit longer than the game 20 years ago. 787 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,380 And then I could just go up and blast him. 788 00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,420 Kablamo, man. 789 00:48:00,220 --> 00:48:01,040 Oh, he's there again. 790 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,040 How did he get... 791 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:02,620 This thing won't die. 792 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,220 How does he do it, man? 793 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,540 How does he get downstairs? 794 00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:08,620 The guy's fucking 700 pounds. 795 00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:33,380 Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? 796 00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:59,500 Fuck me man. Shycrack. This is shycrack. 797 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:20,060 No, no, no. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, there was something on the fucking photocopier as well. 798 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:38,620 So what do I have now? I have a fucking thing for the library. I have a thing for the library. 799 00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:50,620 We'll go back to this. Oh, why is he fucking coming? Does he ever fuck off? Does he die? Does he? I hope the cunt dies. 800 00:49:50,620 --> 00:50:18,620 Liam Neeson shtick. You're fucking joking me. You're fucking joking me. 801 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:19,620 Shh. 802 00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:21,620 Shh. 803 00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:23,620 Shh. 804 00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,620 Shh. 805 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:27,620 Shh. 806 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,620 Fuck. 807 00:50:54,620 --> 00:51:01,620 Are you serious, man? 808 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:21,620 Oh no, and there's a fucking liquor in here, this is bullshit. 809 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:28,620 This is fucking bullshit. 810 00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:34,620 Go away from me you fucking dirty fucking ape. 811 00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:53,620 This is... I really need to read this now. 812 00:51:53,620 --> 00:52:08,620 Alright. 813 00:52:08,620 --> 00:52:15,620 Thanks David. 814 00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:22,620 I thought they were blind. 815 00:52:22,620 --> 00:52:29,620 I thought they were blind. 816 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:44,620 I don't need to be in here. 817 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:59,620 Fuck off. 818 00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:06,620 Fuck off. 819 00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:09,620 You're fucked. 820 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:11,620 Rest in pieces. 821 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:41,600 Rest in pieces. 822 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:59,980 Fuck it, man. 823 00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:29,960 Fuck it. 824 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,960 Yeah. 825 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,960 Yeah. 826 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,960 Yeah. 827 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,960 Fuck it. 828 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,960 Yeah. 829 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,960 Fuck it. 830 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,960 I think I'll head off. 831 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:44,960 I can't. 832 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,960 I can't fucking do this man. 833 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,960 It's too late. 834 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,960 It's too late. 835 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:50,960 It's too late. 836 00:54:50,960 --> 00:55:14,880 Thanks very much. 837 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,680 Liam Neeson's Shtick. 838 00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,040 Virtual Boy. 839 00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:27,460 And everyone who's donated. 840 00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:29,980 And everyone watching. 841 00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:31,140 I'll talk to you later on. 842 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:33,700 I just fucking. 843 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,720 I can't fuck. 844 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:40,480 I will go another half an hour. 845 00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:41,740 The fuck we'll go another half an hour. 846 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:42,080 Yeah. 847 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,480 We'll see how we get out of there. 848 00:55:48,600 --> 00:56:03,560 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, 849 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:09,220 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 850 00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:11,240 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 851 00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:18,940 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 852 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,400 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 853 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:29,160 You can generate extra draughtage by using your gooch as a waft. 854 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,580 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 855 00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:38,020 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 856 00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:45,020 *Sigh* 857 00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:47,020 *Sigh* 858 00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:19,020 Sorry Rose Bell, I keep seeing you writing fucking long things. I'm- I'm- I'm trying to play the game man. 859 00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:29,020 Next live stream. If it's not too much trouble could you set up so we can donate directly- directly through the live stream chat. 860 00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:35,020 Yeah that was uh, Super Chat. But that's gone. 861 00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:41,020 Super Chat's gone Rose. 862 00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:45,020 And it's not coming back. 863 00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:53,020 Thanks very much for that. That's a nice little amount. 864 00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:59,020 Can you hear the rain on the window there? Um, it's fucking bleak. Storm Eric is approaching. 865 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:05,020 Yeah, how did you get on with the last one Storm Deirdre? Did you- did you- you got out of that alive you did? 866 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:11,020 Well? Welcome to the galaxy. Fair fucks to ya. You must be very proud of yourself. 867 00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:17,020 Yeah. What did you do? Did you just batten down the hatches and stay indoors is it? 868 00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:29,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, fuck no. It's- I was out lately. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was a bit- there was a lockin' down in fucking Higgins. 869 00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:39,140 Yeah, I wish we had nothing on the next day anyway, work was cancelling, you know? 870 00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:44,940 Anyways I'll be off. 871 00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:45,940 Thanks for the tip. 872 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:47,780 I'll buy a pint with that. 873 00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:51,180 Thanks very much Serbian fella. 874 00:58:51,180 --> 00:59:03,800 Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, let's have a look now, so if we go downstairs now, basement one. 875 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,800 Yeah. 876 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:10,680 Basement Jacks, ok, basement Jacks. 877 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,600 Vincent Br- Vincenzo Brun- Brunette. 878 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:19,180 Vincenzo De Bruin. 879 00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:22,420 Merci beaucoup. 880 00:59:22,420 --> 00:59:25,980 Yeah. 881 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:31,560 Small but powerful chode. 882 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,560 You're some man for the fucking donations. 883 00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,560 Now, what do I do here now? 884 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,300 First floor is down to the basement. 885 00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:46,300 Yeah. 886 00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:49,540 That's, that's, that's, that's, that's nice now, Spingster. 887 00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:50,680 Thanks very much now. 888 00:59:50,680 --> 01:00:00,920 Where the fuck do I go? 889 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,060 Where the fuck do I go? 890 01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:06,060 *crickets* 891 01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,060 It's you. 892 01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,060 Any herbs down this end. 893 01:00:35,060 --> 01:00:36,060 Huh? 894 01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:51,060 So I have to face this... 895 01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:54,060 monstrosity. 896 01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:59,060 There's no... there's definitely no two ways about that. 897 01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:03,060 *crickets* 898 01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:05,060 *crickets* 899 01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:06,060 Jesus Christ! 900 01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:07,060 *crickets* 901 01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:28,060 *Bang* 902 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:32,060 Did you see his fucking stupid hat he was wearing? Daft cunt. 903 01:01:32,060 --> 01:01:35,060 *Bang* 904 01:01:35,060 --> 01:01:39,060 Thinks he's the fucking bee's knees in that hat. 905 01:01:39,060 --> 01:01:44,060 I'm gonna fucking teach him a few lessons about the bees. Not about the birds and the bees. 906 01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:48,060 But about the fucking bee's knees, as he thinks they are. 907 01:01:48,060 --> 01:01:54,060 He thinks they're himself. I've got news for you fucking tyrant punk. 908 01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:58,060 *Bang* 909 01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:01,060 You come see me and my friend Sammy shotgun. 910 01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:08,060 Okay. There's a fire escape. No. Watchman's room. Watchman's room. 911 01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:11,060 Is there a way through that? 912 01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:37,060 There is the watch bot at this point. You feel a bit bad doing it but I mean, he needs to be, he needs to be shtabbed. He's a sorry sight. 913 01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:57,060 Yeah, thanks very much Marty Whelan's bollocks. Oh great, here he is. Fucking scumbag. 914 01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:13,620 *Bad to pack the 915 01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:18,060 ��* 916 01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:19,060 *Poor* 917 01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:19,560 *Poor* 918 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:20,060 *Poor* 919 01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:21,060 *Poor* 920 01:03:21,060 --> 01:03:22,060 *Poor* 921 01:03:22,060 --> 01:03:23,060 *Poor* 922 01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:24,060 *Poor* 923 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:25,060 *Poor* 924 01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:26,060 *Poor* 925 01:03:26,060 --> 01:03:27,060 *Poor* 926 01:03:27,060 --> 01:03:28,060 *Poor* 927 01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:29,060 *Poor* 928 01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:30,060 *Poor* 929 01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:31,060 *Poor* 930 01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:32,060 *Poor* 931 01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:33,060 *Poor* 932 01:03:33,060 --> 01:03:34,060 *Poor* 933 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:35,060 *Poor* 934 01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:36,060 *Poor* 935 01:03:36,060 --> 01:03:37,060 *Poor* 936 01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:38,060 *Poor* 937 01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:54,960 Oh fucking hell this place is littered with shit bags. 938 01:03:54,960 --> 01:04:06,780 It's relentless. There's no respite. Where's the respite? Where's the respite man? Where's 939 01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:09,820 the fucking respite? 940 01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:39,800 *Gunshot* 941 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:46,800 *Gunshot* 942 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:51,800 *Gunshot* 943 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:54,800 Is there another fucking piece to this? 944 01:04:54,800 --> 01:05:02,800 I just save- start saving the game these- no it's not even a typewriter, it's a fucking toolbox. 945 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:07,800 *Gunshot* 946 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:21,800 *Gunshot* 947 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,800 *Gunshot* 948 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,800 *Gunshot* 949 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:31,800 *Gunshot* 950 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,800 *Gunshot* 951 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,800 *Gunshot* 952 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:34,800 *Gunshot* 953 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,800 *Gunshot* 954 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,800 *Gunshot* 955 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,800 *Gunshot* 956 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,800 Where'd you get your globes from? 957 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,800 *Groans* 958 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,800 *Groans* 959 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,800 *Groans* 960 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,800 *Groans* 961 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,800 *Groans* 962 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,800 *Groans* 963 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,800 *Groans* 964 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,800 *Groans* 965 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:26,800 *Ezio* 966 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,800 *Ezio* Shit! 967 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:28,800 *Ezio* 968 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,800 *Ezio* 969 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,800 *Ezio* 970 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,800 *Ezio* 971 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,800 *Ezio* 972 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:36,800 *Ezio* 973 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,800 *Ezio* 974 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,800 *Ezio* 975 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,800 *Ezio* 976 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,800 *Ezio* 977 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,800 *Ezio* 978 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,800 Record room. 979 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,800 *Ezio* 980 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,800 *Gunshot* 981 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,960 Ah, fuck off, man. 982 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,520 This- this cunt's a fucking head rack, man. 983 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,520 *Gunshot* 984 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,520 *Gunshot* 985 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,520 *Gunshot* 986 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,520 You bastard! 987 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,520 *Gunshot* 988 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:45,520 Fucking still alive, poor- poor bastard. 989 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:50,980 He's half the man he used to be anyway. 990 01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:56,980 *footsteps* 991 01:07:56,980 --> 01:08:00,980 *over opening* 992 01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:04,980 *thunder* 993 01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:06,980 *tip* 994 01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:10,980 *thunder* 995 01:08:10,980 --> 01:08:12,980 *thunder* 996 01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:14,980 *thunder* 997 01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:16,980 Save it. 998 01:08:16,980 --> 01:08:32,440 This thing won't die. 999 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:47,640 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 1000 01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:58,340 Son of a bitch. 1001 01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:59,840 Fuck me, man. 1002 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:06,840 Fuck. 1003 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:13,840 Fuck. 1004 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:20,840 Fuck. 1005 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:27,840 Fuck. 1006 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:28,840 Fuck. 1007 01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,840 Fuck. 1008 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:30,840 Yeah. 1009 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:32,840 Kian O'Connor's horse. 1010 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,840 Thank you very much. 1011 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:40,840 Stick the wife and kids on Apple's Jade at Cheltenham. 1012 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:46,120 You say, "Okay, I will do, I will do, I will do, I will do, I will do, thanks very much." 1013 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:53,120 How the fuck's my life doing? 1014 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,120 *Sigh* 1015 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,120 *Sigh* 1016 01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:25,120 *Bad music* 1017 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,120 *Bad music* 1018 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,120 *Bad music* 1019 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,120 *Bad music* 1020 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,120 *Bad music* 1021 01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,120 *Bad music* 1022 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,120 *Bad music* 1023 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,120 *Bad music* 1024 01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,120 *Bad music* 1025 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,120 *Bad music* 1026 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,120 *Bad music* 1027 01:10:45,120 --> 01:11:12,400 *Mario sounds* 1028 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:39,680 I don't know the fucking book... uh... cabinet... puzzle. I don't know where to fucking move those things. Only a matter of time before dickhead arrives as well. Maybe again, maybe again. 1029 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,680 *Mario sounds* 1030 01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,680 *Mario sounds* 1031 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,680 *Mario sounds* 1032 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,680 *Mario sounds* 1033 01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,680 *Mario sounds* 1034 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,680 Nice... nice action. 1035 01:11:51,680 --> 01:12:06,680 Oh I see, I see, I see. 1036 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:24,680 Fucker can climb ladders too. 1037 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:29,680 Fuck. 1038 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:51,680 So there was no puzzle in so far as you had to get across that thing. 1039 01:12:51,680 --> 01:13:03,680 They changed it since the original game they had to put it in certain order until the next treaty. 1040 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:15,680 I see. 1041 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:30,680 I had to waste that man, that was a waste. 1042 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:46,680 I bet you there was a herb back there. 1043 01:13:46,680 --> 01:14:00,680 Herb Gallagher. 1044 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:01,680 Fuck. 1045 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:02,680 Alright. 1046 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,680 Blue herb. 1047 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:13,680 Cogwheel. 1048 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:25,680 How did I miss that? 1049 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:40,680 Missed a door. 1050 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:45,680 Thanks for the tip. 1051 01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:47,680 I'll buy a pint with that. 1052 01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:48,680 Boxes of Cobra toxin. 1053 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,680 Thank you very much. 1054 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:54,680 Greatly enhanced your reputation. 1055 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:55,680 Greatly enhanced your reputation. 1056 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,680 Greatly enhanced your reputation. 1057 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,680 What a silly idiot. 1058 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,680 Fuck. 1059 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:25,660 What a silly dickhead he is. That guy's a stupid dickhead. 1060 01:15:25,660 --> 01:15:46,320 Fuck yeah. 1061 01:15:46,320 --> 01:16:08,440 What the fuck man, what the fuck's this now? What the fuck's this now? I can hardly see a fucking thing. 1062 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:22,820 I might as well just read the repair plan while this guy's chasing me. How do I have time to read this? 1063 01:16:23,940 --> 01:16:28,460 Again, ask Namco or Capcomer, whoever it is that made the game. 1064 01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:39,220 Location, Police Station Westside Clock Tower, due to the high cultural value of the bell, I'm calling a specialist in to make the repairs. 1065 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:50,900 We'll go over the details once they're on the scene, but in the meantime, I'll take steps to secure the bell, since the yoke is threatening to break. 1066 01:16:50,900 --> 01:17:02,440 Treaty 1067 01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:02,560 Treaty 1068 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:14,180 What the fuck man 1069 01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:14,660 What the fuck 1070 01:17:14,660 --> 01:17:19,440 Something else needs to be 1071 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:21,440 Something else I want to hit you with 1072 01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:24,540 How do I fucking get around this now? 1073 01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:44,300 It's a sorry sight 1074 01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:52,300 No ammunition or anything like you know gunpowder 1075 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:53,400 Nice 1076 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:56,300 Sweet 1077 01:17:56,300 --> 01:18:00,300 Sweet 1078 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,300 Oh no. I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this if he's gonna be smashing his way through the gaff. Fucking dickhead. I'm sure this is nice. 1079 01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:08,300 Oh no. I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this if he's gonna be smashing his way through the gaff. Fucking dickhead. I'm sure this is nice. 1080 01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:25,300 Oh no. I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this if he's gonna be smashing his way through the gaff. Fucking dickhead. I'm sure this is nice. 1081 01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:39,300 There's another fucking piece to this. Ah, shmulgir. Great, great, great. That'll go downstairs. 1082 01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:51,300 What are you meant to do here? Are you meant to shoot the fucking bell or what? 1083 01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:59,300 Oh. It's like an elevator bell or something. Elevator bell. 1084 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:09,300 Storm Eric is after you. Make sure you've wrapped up tight. 1085 01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:28,300 What the fuck is this about? 1086 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:36,300 Huh? 1087 01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:41,300 So I took that out. 1088 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,300 Huh? 1089 01:19:44,300 --> 01:20:12,300 *Gunshot* 1090 01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:13,300 *Gunshot* 1091 01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:20,300 *Gunshot* 1092 01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:24,300 Confusion. No connections. 1093 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:42,300 *Gunshot* 1094 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:44,300 It's a bit loud on the ears that. 1095 01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:45,300 *Gunshot* 1096 01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,300 Hope I don't have to write a report on this. 1097 01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:49,300 *Gunshot* 1098 01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:51,300 *Gunshot* 1099 01:20:51,300 --> 01:20:52,300 It's a great bit of humor. 1100 01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:53,300 That's... 1101 01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:55,300 It's... 1102 01:20:55,300 --> 01:20:57,300 Yes. 1103 01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:59,300 *crickets* 1104 01:20:59,300 --> 01:21:01,300 *crickets* 1105 01:21:01,300 --> 01:21:03,300 *Sigh* 1106 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:05,300 *Sigh* 1107 01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:06,300 *Sigh* 1108 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,300 *Sigh* 1109 01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:38,280 *Tonk* 1110 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,280 *Tonk* 1111 01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:53,280 Now we've two- we've those two and then we can go downstairs to the- to the mainframe. But uh... Billy Big Balls is fuckin' shtalkin' around. 1112 01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:05,280 Is that right? Is that fuckin' right? 1113 01:22:08,260 --> 01:22:18,260 Is that right? 1114 01:22:18,260 --> 01:22:23,260 Is that right? 1115 01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:29,260 Oh yeah, I see, I see, I see, I see. 1116 01:22:29,260 --> 01:22:34,260 I see. 1117 01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:41,260 Oh fuck. 1118 01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:48,260 I, uh, fucked that one up. 1119 01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:57,260 Out there, out there, up there, through there. 1120 01:22:57,260 --> 01:23:07,260 He's coming back, is he? 1121 01:23:07,260 --> 01:23:08,260 Oh fuck. 1122 01:23:08,260 --> 01:23:12,260 Jump, jump, jump. 1123 01:23:12,260 --> 01:23:27,260 He's going fast now. 1124 01:23:27,260 --> 01:23:29,260 Cunt's going fast. 1125 01:23:29,260 --> 01:23:34,260 He's got a fucking right pair of legs on him to cut. 1126 01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:39,260 I'd say he could have done the 100 meters. 1127 01:23:39,260 --> 01:23:46,260 In about 35 seconds. 1128 01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:54,260 Might just pay this letter visit. 1129 01:23:54,260 --> 01:24:11,300 is it? We just wanted to pay our regards to Marvin. All the best, Marv. Take it, Hendy. 1130 01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:22,900 You old fucking swine dog. Hang on, is this the fucking right way, is it? 1131 01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:51,540 Oh, jeez. Gang of gobshites. Gang of gobshites. Gang of fucking gobshites. Gang of losers. Gang of g-losers. Flamin' g-losers. 1132 01:24:51,540 --> 01:24:59,620 Thanks very much for that. That's a nice little amount. Sal diaz. Thank you very much for the 1133 01:24:59,620 --> 01:25:08,340 Bitcoin. Bit-torrent. The future is Bitcoin. Bit-torrent. Don't believe everything you hear 1134 01:25:08,340 --> 01:25:12,980 about the old generation saying that it's all fucking nods and ones. They don't know what 1135 01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:19,540 they're talking about. Make sure you don't get cloned out there in the fucking galaxy. Sal diaz. 1136 01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:30,900 Son of god. 1137 01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:38,980 Son of god. Any relation to Sal Campbell, Diaz? 1138 01:25:38,980 --> 01:25:42,900 Son of god. Any relation to Sal Campbell, Diaz? 1139 01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:52,980 Son of god. Any relation to Sal Campbell, Diaz? 1140 01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:54,980 *sad* 1141 01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:13,480 Now, don't tell me that's- I need to fuck another one now, eh? 1142 01:26:15,780 --> 01:26:16,280 Eh? 1143 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:18,980 Eh? 1144 01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:21,980 What? 1145 01:26:21,980 --> 01:26:33,800 This is like the crystal maze isn't it? 1146 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:40,120 I see now, maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. 1147 01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:45,820 Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. 1148 01:26:45,820 --> 01:27:15,800 I see now. 1149 01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:19,960 Hang on. 1150 01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:21,020 What the fuck am I doing man? 1151 01:27:21,020 --> 01:27:23,340 I don't know what I'm doing. 1152 01:27:23,340 --> 01:27:25,040 I do not know what I'm at. 1153 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,040 Do I need more, do I? 1154 01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:37,340 What do I do? 1155 01:27:37,340 --> 01:27:49,380 What do I do? 1156 01:27:49,380 --> 01:27:50,500 Do I need... 1157 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:54,040 Do I need another fucking piece? 1158 01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:58,200 I've got two pieces in there. 1159 01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:01,580 Huh? 1160 01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:08,200 Do I have enough pieces to do this fucking thing? 1161 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,200 Just do it. 1162 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:09,420 Just do it. 1163 01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:10,420 Just do it. 1164 01:28:10,420 --> 01:28:11,440 Turn the middle, top, front wise. 1165 01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:21,360 I am doing a bit of diffusing, David, yeah. 1166 01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:51,340 . . . . 1167 01:28:51,340 --> 01:29:02,340 Huh? 1168 01:29:02,340 --> 01:29:25,940 I had it. 1169 01:29:25,940 --> 01:29:55,920 I had it. 1170 01:29:55,920 --> 01:30:25,900 I had it. 1171 01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:32,900 I had it. 1172 01:30:32,900 --> 01:30:39,900 I had it. 1173 01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:46,900 I had it. 1174 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:58,900 *BANG* 1175 01:30:58,900 --> 01:31:00,900 *BANG* 1176 01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:10,900 Get to look at this guy's mashed up face. 1177 01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:12,900 Yeeahhh. 1178 01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:14,900 Costa says go to bed. 1179 01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:16,900 I fucking will do soon enough now. 1180 01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,900 I'll see this guy's mashed up face again. 1181 01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:20,900 You can't zoom. 1182 01:31:20,900 --> 01:31:22,900 *BANG* 1183 01:31:26,900 --> 01:31:28,900 Ah, you can't zoom in on it. 1184 01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:30,900 *BANG* 1185 01:31:30,900 --> 01:31:32,900 *BANG* 1186 01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:34,900 *BANG* 1187 01:31:38,900 --> 01:31:48,580 Yeah, but that doesn't explain the rumors about the orphanage. I just find it way too coincidental Umbrella is one of the benefactors. 1188 01:31:49,700 --> 01:31:53,340 You told me this interview was about the new scholarship Umbrella setup. 1189 01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:57,660 Come on, then. Nobody cares about that. They want to know about the G-Virus. 1190 01:31:57,680 --> 01:31:58,680 Where did you think about this? 1191 01:31:58,740 --> 01:32:03,980 And a big fucking sinkhole in the city, which, by the way, rumor has it goes straight to your underground lab. 1192 01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:06,820 Now, are you going to talk to me? Are you going to... 1193 01:32:06,820 --> 01:32:07,580 This interview is over. 1194 01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:11,180 My bitch. 1195 01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,280 Interview transcript. 1196 01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:23,220 We just heard all this now. 1197 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:34,640 Who was he interviewing? Was it Ada Wang he was fucking interviewing? 1198 01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:45,840 Oh, a nice... Birkin. 1199 01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:46,340 Hmm. 1200 01:32:49,180 --> 01:33:06,280 What are they after? 1201 01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:15,100 The station's swarming with monsters. 1202 01:33:15,100 --> 01:33:30,040 Even here I can hear the cries. But it's not the zombies I'm afraid of. Codename Tyrant. The ultimate bio weapon developed by those bastards in the utmost secrecy. 1203 01:33:30,700 --> 01:33:41,600 To think that thing might be wandering around here. Chances are they've ordered it to wipe out the witnesses. Where did they order it from? Amazon Prime, was it? 1204 01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:48,480 Oh yeah, I just ordered the T-90 Tyrant. It's going to be here in two fucking days, man. 1205 01:33:53,120 --> 01:33:55,360 Charge extra to fucking deliver to Ireland, man. 1206 01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:26,520 Yeah. Benjamin Netanyahu, thank you. And Chode Man says, don't go to bed. I'm afraid I have to save this. And although I might get chewed. I might get snacked on by these undead beasts inside the cages. Yeah. Thank you very much for your tip. Because I've got a feeling they're going to burst out the cage now. 1207 01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:54,920 Oh. Haha. What did I say? What did I fucking say? Can you close that gate, I wonder? Oh, for fuck's sake. Give me a break. You asshole! Fucking Hellman. Hellman province. 1208 01:34:54,920 --> 01:35:13,440 That was a nice one. That was a nice little move. That's a fucking shit move. This one's wearing a fucking cool top. This one's wearing a cool top. Look at him he's got a cool top on. 1209 01:35:15,940 --> 01:35:17,780 That dickhead had a great top on. 1210 01:35:22,580 --> 01:35:23,980 Ada Wong, please help. 1211 01:35:24,940 --> 01:35:25,540 Or Claire. 1212 01:35:29,780 --> 01:35:31,060 She's wearing the heels, man. 1213 01:35:32,420 --> 01:35:34,780 I might stay up. 1214 01:35:35,260 --> 01:35:39,260 I might stay up a bit later, man. Ada Wong's has got the fucking stilettos on. 1215 01:35:43,260 --> 01:35:52,340 Yeah, this is getting old saving your ass twice. It's nice to meet you realize you're keeping score. Thanks 1216 01:35:55,220 --> 01:35:57,220 You going for pints after 1217 01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:00,920 Any crack 1218 01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:12,160 Take it you have the key card yeah, and this 1219 01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:17,360 I was hoping you could explain what's on it maybe 1220 01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:23,840 After I hear it let's get out of here 1221 01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:31,320 Nice 1222 01:36:35,620 --> 01:36:40,920 We might we might want to open the shutter we might want to open the shutter here it 1223 01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:47,140 You might want to open the shutter there either with your fucking can of links cannelloni do you like that? 1224 01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:50,480 Do you want to go for an Italian afterwards afterwards? 1225 01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:52,760 Ada? 1226 01:36:53,100 --> 01:37:00,360 Any crack? No problem. No problemo. Do you want to go for a Chinese afterwards? 1227 01:37:01,380 --> 01:37:03,380 Or do you want to hit the fucking links? 1228 01:37:04,740 --> 01:37:06,740 Do you want to go golfing Ada? 1229 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,500 She listening to the fucking Yorkshire? 1230 01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:39,840 Ristorante by dr. Utke 1231 01:37:41,620 --> 01:37:43,620 Quick shout out to the sponsors 1232 01:37:52,740 --> 01:37:54,360 Is that the intel you needed? 1233 01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:58,360 Unfortunately, no. Ben didn't come through. 1234 01:37:58,360 --> 01:38:00,360 Well, what exactly are you looking for? 1235 01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:03,980 More info on the people responsible for this mess. 1236 01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:06,980 What about you? 1237 01:38:06,980 --> 01:38:11,360 Kendall's gun shop. I told lieutenant Brenna I'd bring help. 1238 01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:13,200 Good luck getting that. 1239 01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:19,820 You know who's in Kendall's gun- I wonder if your man Kendall's is gonna be in there the fucking- 1240 01:38:19,820 --> 01:38:25,820 Oh, sorry about that babe. I thought you were a zombie. 1241 01:38:25,820 --> 01:38:29,820 Wow, look at this sinkhole. 1242 01:38:29,820 --> 01:38:30,820 Sinkhole. 1243 01:38:30,820 --> 01:38:36,820 Roads out. Going through that gun shop looks like the only way. 1244 01:38:36,820 --> 01:38:41,440 Yes. Here we go for Kendall. 1245 01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:44,060 She's got the red bottom shoes on. What a mess. 1246 01:38:44,060 --> 01:39:06,720 She's got the red bottom shoes on. 1247 01:39:06,720 --> 01:39:09,400 What a mess. 1248 01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:31,000 Sweet. 1249 01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:37,460 That's just gonna fucking blow some heads clean off man. 1250 01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:52,100 I'm just gonna fucking dispatch of people's craniums man. 1251 01:39:52,100 --> 01:40:06,740 I hope fucking your man who owns a gun shop is in this. 1252 01:40:06,740 --> 01:40:07,740 Yes. 1253 01:40:07,740 --> 01:40:21,260 Look at the fucking cut of the kid. 1254 01:40:21,260 --> 01:40:22,380 Zombie kid man. 1255 01:40:22,380 --> 01:40:25,020 Do I have to kill fucking child now is it? 1256 01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:27,020 It's the ultimate test. 1257 01:40:27,020 --> 01:40:29,020 Kill zombie child. 1258 01:40:29,020 --> 01:40:39,020 She's cold blooded isn't she? 1259 01:40:39,020 --> 01:40:41,020 She dresses well. 1260 01:40:41,020 --> 01:40:43,160 And she fucking kills well. 1261 01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:44,160 That's his daughter. 1262 01:40:44,160 --> 01:40:45,160 Ah it's sad. 1263 01:40:45,160 --> 01:40:46,160 Sad story. 1264 01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:47,660 Sad tale to tell after this. 1265 01:40:47,660 --> 01:41:00,660 Ah it's tough isn't it? 1266 01:41:00,660 --> 01:41:06,300 Tough when your child turns into a fucking zombie. 1267 01:41:06,300 --> 01:41:07,300 She needs to be put down. 1268 01:41:07,300 --> 01:41:09,140 I'd take her to the vet. 1269 01:41:09,140 --> 01:41:11,980 I wouldn't shoot her but I'd take her to the vet. 1270 01:41:11,980 --> 01:41:13,300 See if they can administer something. 1271 01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:19,020 You're a cop. 1272 01:41:19,020 --> 01:41:20,020 You're supposed to know something. 1273 01:41:20,020 --> 01:41:22,020 How did this happen? 1274 01:41:22,020 --> 01:41:23,020 Huh? 1275 01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:26,020 She was her sweet little angel. 1276 01:41:26,020 --> 01:41:27,020 Was. 1277 01:41:27,020 --> 01:41:28,020 Mommy. 1278 01:41:28,020 --> 01:41:29,020 Mommy's gone. 1279 01:41:29,020 --> 01:41:30,020 I'd say. 1280 01:41:30,020 --> 01:41:31,020 Mommy's sleeping. 1281 01:41:31,020 --> 01:41:32,020 Okay. 1282 01:41:32,020 --> 01:41:33,020 Mommy got whacked. 1283 01:41:33,020 --> 01:41:36,180 Mommy's gone, I'd say. 1284 01:41:36,420 --> 01:41:37,600 Mommy's sleeping, Mommy. 1285 01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:38,860 Okay? 1286 01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:40,600 Mommy got whacked. 1287 01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:44,240 And I'm gonna put you to bed too, okay? 1288 01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:47,240 I'm... 1289 01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:49,240 I'm... 1290 01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:51,240 I'm... 1291 01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:52,240 I'm... 1292 01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:53,120 I'm... 1293 01:41:53,120 --> 01:42:00,260 That's sad old tale to tell, isn't it? 1294 01:42:02,260 --> 01:42:03,060 Oh, no. 1295 01:42:04,260 --> 01:42:04,980 We're not gonna... 1296 01:42:04,980 --> 01:42:05,060 Jesus. 1297 01:42:09,460 --> 01:42:09,860 Jesus. 1298 01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:13,120 Are we gonna hear a shotgun behind the door now? 1299 01:42:15,260 --> 01:42:16,140 Are we gonna... 1300 01:42:16,140 --> 01:42:17,400 They're not gonna do that, are they? 1301 01:42:18,400 --> 01:42:19,280 Are they gonna do that? 1302 01:42:24,520 --> 01:42:25,560 Oh, Jesus. 1303 01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:26,500 Why? 1304 01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:28,100 I took her to the vet. 1305 01:42:28,460 --> 01:42:28,620 How? 1306 01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:29,760 An injection? 1307 01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:31,820 You don't need to blow her off. 1308 01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:33,580 What's fuckin' shotgun like? 1309 01:42:34,220 --> 01:42:35,520 Helping people like them? 1310 01:42:36,180 --> 01:42:37,640 That's why I joined the force. 1311 01:42:44,800 --> 01:42:45,800 My mission... 1312 01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:48,220 Is to take down Umbrella's entire operation. 1313 01:42:49,380 --> 01:42:50,600 Going for pints later, yeah? 1314 01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:51,120 I'll make it out. 1315 01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:54,600 Whatever it takes to save this city. 1316 01:42:55,900 --> 01:42:56,640 Count me in. 1317 01:42:57,380 --> 01:42:58,920 Do you wanna go for a shtake afterwards? 1318 01:43:00,380 --> 01:43:01,300 Or a fuckin' Indian? 1319 01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:01,340 Or a fuckin' Indian? 1320 01:43:01,340 --> 01:43:01,340 Or a fuckin' Indian? 1321 01:43:01,340 --> 01:43:03,560 There's a great chipper uptown? 1322 01:43:05,560 --> 01:43:06,780 Or do you wanna hit the links? 1323 01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:09,240 No. 1324 01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:10,980 Tell me there's a typewriter. 1325 01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:12,200 Is she gone? 1326 01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:12,920 She's gonzo. 1327 01:43:14,720 --> 01:43:15,600 She just... 1328 01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:17,880 Turns up and fucks off. 1329 01:43:20,380 --> 01:43:21,560 Doesn't even see anything. 1330 01:43:21,980 --> 01:43:22,880 She's no crack. 1331 01:43:23,720 --> 01:43:24,440 Oh, there she is. 1332 01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:25,060 Oh, yeah. 1333 01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:26,560 Sorry about that. 1334 01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:27,260 Heard of the Umbrella Corporation? 1335 01:43:28,280 --> 01:43:31,120 They're a pharmaceutical company secretly making bio-weapons. 1336 01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:32,760 They have a virus. 1337 01:43:33,400 --> 01:43:35,520 It turns people into indestructible monsters. 1338 01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:36,840 They're making bio-oil. 1339 01:43:36,840 --> 01:43:38,400 Explains the horrible things I've seen. 1340 01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:52,500 And that's why I'm looking for Annette Birkin. 1341 01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:55,620 She's the one at Umbrella responsible for unleashing the virus. 1342 01:43:55,860 --> 01:43:57,180 I'm going to bring her down. 1343 01:44:03,180 --> 01:44:04,220 Thanks for the tip. 1344 01:44:04,500 --> 01:44:05,820 I'll buy a pint with that. 1345 01:44:06,300 --> 01:44:08,280 Thanks very much, boxes of cobra toxin. 1346 01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:10,140 Mucho appreciados. 1347 01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:16,540 It's hard being out here in the fuckin' perimeter where there are no stars. 1348 01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,160 I know that you can see the stars behind me. 1349 01:44:19,580 --> 01:44:21,580 I'm discounting them from what I just said. 1350 01:44:22,260 --> 01:44:23,400 But, uh... 1351 01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:24,580 That little tip you just gave? 1352 01:44:26,140 --> 01:44:28,220 That sure helps keep the fuckin' fire burning. 1353 01:44:28,220 --> 01:44:29,220 That's it. 1354 01:44:29,220 --> 01:44:36,300 This is how we get to Annette. 1355 01:44:36,780 --> 01:44:39,420 Based on what you've said, the sewer seems fitting. 1356 01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:40,480 Well said. 1357 01:44:41,340 --> 01:44:42,000 After you. 1358 01:44:42,380 --> 01:44:42,640 Gee. 1359 01:44:43,140 --> 01:44:43,640 Thanks. 1360 01:44:52,220 --> 01:44:54,600 Can't imagine a real scientist being down here. 1361 01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:58,540 According to HQ, this leads right into Umbrella's secret facility. 1362 01:44:59,020 --> 01:44:59,540 Come on. 1363 01:45:00,180 --> 01:45:01,240 Sewers are run by the city. 1364 01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:04,440 How could they have a facility without the authorities knowing? 1365 01:45:05,200 --> 01:45:06,580 Welcome to corporate America. 1366 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:09,380 Umbrella's controlled raccoon city for years. 1367 01:45:23,380 --> 01:45:31,560 Oh, that's a fuckin' alligator. 1368 01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:32,000 What the hell? 1369 01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:35,420 DJ Alligator is in town. 1370 01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:37,980 Great place to leave a typewriter. 1371 01:45:38,260 --> 01:45:40,260 And that's where we leave it for this evening, folks. 1372 01:45:40,460 --> 01:45:41,560 It's been a nice... 1373 01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:44,540 It's been tough. 1374 01:45:45,260 --> 01:45:47,280 I won't fuckin' lie, it's been tough. 1375 01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:49,820 But we'll get through the next session. 1376 01:45:49,960 --> 01:45:52,500 I mean, we've got an alligator to face tomorrow. 1377 01:45:52,500 --> 01:45:55,160 And I'll try and get on earlier. 1378 01:45:55,580 --> 01:45:57,520 And like I did the day before, I can shout. 1379 01:45:57,700 --> 01:45:58,880 I can fuckin' let loose. 1380 01:45:59,060 --> 01:46:00,840 It's a nicer time, like, you know. 1381 01:46:02,060 --> 01:46:03,320 But, uh, until then. 1382 01:46:04,280 --> 01:46:04,980 Good night. 1383 01:46:05,180 --> 01:46:05,680 God bless. 1384 01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:07,820 Take her fuckin' handy. 1385 01:46:08,920 --> 01:46:11,680 Hey, if you have her handy, take her fuckin' twice. 1386 01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:12,980 You know, the crack. 1387 01:46:13,180 --> 01:46:14,400 I'll see you later, right. 1388 01:46:15,460 --> 01:46:15,820 Bye-bye. 1389 01:46:16,900 --> 01:46:17,540 Wish you luck with you. 1390 01:46:18,240 --> 01:46:18,920 See you later. 1391 01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:20,300 Good luck.