1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,900 Ga-da-ba-ba-ba-ba 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,560 Alright 3 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:07,120 Tonight 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,020 Oh yeah 5 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:12,000 Alright 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:17,500 Ga-da-da-da-da-da 7 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,560 Ba-da-boo 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:26,000 Giddy-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,340 Oh yeah 10 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:31,340 Virtual Boy 11 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:32,580 Chris Spellman 12 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:34,480 Troy Bird 13 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,760 Kevin Murphy 14 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,800 Simon Scully 15 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,160 Mikey Gleason 16 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,100 Too Good To Be True 17 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:41,820 Joel Hunter 18 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:42,640 Landormer 19 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,480 David Gaynor 20 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,720 Welcome to the stream 21 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:55,120 Alright 22 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,700 Alright 23 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:07,020 came for the mainframe steed for the sky dad da ba ba do 24 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:14,340 skeedy pop dad a da da ba da ba ba ba 25 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:23,700 did it baby ba ba ba ba do yeah ba da all right 26 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:36,660 all right am i on my own or are you on your own by yourself what the fuck you on about srm 27 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:44,760 solar solar radiation management what are you on about sure i'm in the fucking there's 53 people 28 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,300 watching man i'm not on my own 29 00:01:46,300 --> 00:02:01,900 i'm not on my own get it pop dad a ba ba ba ba ba ba ba all right right i need to move need to move 30 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:05,740 need to fucking move house because this place is bringing me down 31 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:14,440 a change of scenery would do me well do you know but i haven't got the fucking means to do it 32 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,820 i'm at home stuck at home living with the fucking owl lady 33 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:29,020 uh-oh uh-oh dropping frames this is not good this is not good frame rate gone 34 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,460 frame rate gone 35 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:36,540 frame rate gone 36 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:41,020 okay so i just keep fucking playing should i power through or what's the story 37 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:48,220 fuck this internet 38 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:55,020 let us see let us pray let us pray 39 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:09,820 i'm just gonna keep rocking keep rocking the fuck 40 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:14,460 soldier on this is it soldier soldier 41 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:25,660 we need to find out this lad's uh i should be grateful father 42 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:31,580 i'm gonna fucking power through jimmy neuter 43 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:35,740 jiggy mcq cob one mob two dave mullins 44 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:39,500 fucking landormer percy purple andrew garton 45 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:46,540 i'm not gonna give apex a go yet haven't downloaded i don't really want to get into it to be honest i've 46 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:52,460 played the card check house royale i played fucking cutscene cutscene 47 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:56,380 ryo-san what were you talking about with ine-san 48 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:58,460 well 49 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,820 is that a letter in chinese 50 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:05,660 wow 51 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:10,380 is it from the man who murdered sensei i don't know 52 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:12,300 damn it 53 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:19,420 if only we knew someone who reads chinese why is he standing out in the piss and rain with his 54 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:20,540 fucking pajamas on 55 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:30,700 it's not something yeah thanks very much tang spec 620. there's a lad called tang spec 56 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,940 up the town he's a nice guy 57 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:39,580 tang spec check him out he's a fucking he's a legend he's a renegade he's got nothing 58 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:47,660 not a bad bone in his body he's a great guy always fucking says hello to his mother every day on the phone 59 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:49,500 he's a great man 60 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,140 maybe this cat can speak chinese 61 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:14,220 cats usually hide out the rain that's that's bollocks that cat cat wouldn't stay there in the rain can't move 62 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:21,340 out move outside you know move inside and get inside a box here we go here's another little kitty cat 63 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:35,660 hi megumi hi hi adio i named the kitty yeah her name is mimi it's cute isn't it no it's a 64 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:42,300 it's a real cute name stupid name for a cat you call it puss 65 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:55,260 mimi are you cold hey see you soon mimi are you cold see you soon 66 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:09,740 uh doesn't that feel good yeah it's a shane burke kind of day i want to tell you about shane burke baby 67 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:20,140 came into the chat and the stream with a one euro donation today he's a nice guy fried rice guy 68 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:36,380 yeah we joe too had a little euro to spend on his gaming channel friend that friend is me 69 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:50,060 i'm happy to be here for you on a thursday afternoon or whatever day it is monday is it 70 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:58,140 why does do they have this shrine it's still there there's nothing i can have here there's nothing i 71 00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:04,780 can do what's inside the fucking shrine who do they worship out in japan do they worship god or is it jesus 72 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:18,860 are they more into fucking buddhas do they do buddhas out in japan are they more into christ are they more into christ out in tokyo 73 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,140 or do they worship the cat 74 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:43,500 and my sunglasses took my soccer ball he said he'd give it back if i brought it to him what where is he at the construction site 75 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:57,020 don't worry kid we're gonna fucking knack them sorry about the language it's a watershed kind of game you i knew you couldn't resist boy 76 00:07:57,020 --> 00:08:04,700 what remember the tattoo parlor payback time here catch go home 77 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:14,940 get ready for a bit of fucking ruckus i'm gonna slash these cunts see that man 78 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:21,180 break his shoulder blade i'm gonna stick a screwdriver in your neck 79 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:29,580 give me a get me a screwdriver now i want to stick a screwdriver in this lad shit 80 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:41,020 nah that's enough huh let go of the kid you someone's got a shave there's a lad behind me with a shave bam 81 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:42,860 fucking goal man 82 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:52,940 damn don't think you can get away with this 83 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:59,020 back off and leave the kid alone where are the police are you okay where are the police 84 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:07,980 shei shei thank you cheers shei shei shei hey are you chinese maybe you can read this letter that i have 85 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:15,500 my name's xiao goro yeah rory christy i'm pausing the game for you sunshine 86 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:23,500 it's great to see you and thanks very much for your kind generous donation i won't say a bad word about you 87 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:29,120 Makes me want to do this 88 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,420 Yeah 89 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:34,900 Grill some cheese 90 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,260 Thanks for the donation 91 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:39,480 Grill some cheese 92 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,620 Thank you very much for the donation buddy 93 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,900 The blue ink 94 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,100 Of 95 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:47,300 Geppetho land 96 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,900 Spreads forth in 97 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:52,040 Through your hands 98 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,400 The blue ink ribbon 99 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,080 I was looking for the 100 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,240 San Siro clip and I don't know 101 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,660 Where it's gone oh yeah this is what 102 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:03,980 I wanted to play this once the man kicked the ball 103 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:14,220 What the hell 104 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:16,280 Steve Jennings is just coming 105 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,080 Steve Jennings 106 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,420 You are the dream that keeps 107 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,080 The dream 108 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,440 I love the boom time 109 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:26,220 I love the boom time 110 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,460 I love the boom time 111 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,140 I love the boom time 112 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:34,020 I love the boom time 113 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,900 I love the boom time 114 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,820 I love the boom time 115 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:38,900 Yo yo 116 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,400 Here we go 117 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,660 I love the boom time 118 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,500 Back again man with the renegade flow 119 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,500 I love the boom time 120 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,300 Steve Jennings 121 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,160 Was last seen down at Tom's hot dogs 122 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:50,160 Was last seen down at Tom's hot dogs 123 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,140 I love the boom time 124 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:53,180 I love the boom time 125 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:55,300 Okay right we'll get going 126 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:59,720 I want to go back to see the Jamaican Rastafarian Japanese man 127 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,640 Who goes by the name of Tom 128 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,680 And he works at a hot dog stand 129 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,600 He came to Japan to make his money 130 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,420 It worked out for him 131 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:08,160 What's your name? 132 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,100 Ryo 133 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,620 Ryo Hazuki 134 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,340 Got the card replaced 135 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:13,560 Had been watching for free 136 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,000 You're some lad to slap jaws in this game 137 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,540 Got the card replaced 138 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:18,700 What card is that Steve? 139 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,780 Ryo Hazuki 140 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,780 Yeah 141 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,780 Shenshei Ryo-san 142 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:27,780 You gotta beat the cunts David Ryan 143 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:49,780 Welcome to the stream everyone if you've just joined this is a quick blast of Shenmue and I want to tell you something the game is cat but it has a certain charm about it I'm gonna finish it off I don't know how long it's gonna take though there's a lot of daft stuff you have to feed cats yeah 144 00:11:49,780 --> 00:12:06,780 You have to fucking find sailors who knows what else is gonna happen in this it's the crazy mind of the creators who just happened to be from Japan 145 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:09,780 Um oh hello Ryo 146 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:18,780 Kondo-san do you know of anyone who can read why do the all the Japanese characters in this 147 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,780 Why are they called San? 148 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:28,780 Like if you saw someone up the town oh that's fucking John San or Michael San or fucking Chris San is going to the shop 149 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,780 Francis San 150 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,780 You need Chinese? 151 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:37,780 I don't know anyone but why don't you look for Chinese people in Dobuita and ask them? 152 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:38,780 Yeah 153 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:38,780 I see 154 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:38,780 I see 155 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:47,780 I see 156 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:47,780 I see 157 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:48,780 I see 158 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:48,780 I see 159 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:49,780 I see 160 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:50,780 I see 161 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:51,780 I see 162 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:52,780 I see 163 00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:53,780 I see 164 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:53,780 I see 165 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:54,780 I see 166 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:55,780 I see 167 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:56,780 I see 168 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,780 I see 169 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:58,780 I see 170 00:12:58,780 --> 00:12:58,780 I see 171 00:12:58,780 --> 00:12:59,780 I see 172 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,780 I see 173 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,780 I see 174 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:02,780 I see 175 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:03,780 I see 176 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:04,780 I see 177 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:05,780 I see 178 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:06,780 I see 179 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:07,780 I see 180 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:07,780 I see 181 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,780 I see 182 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:09,780 I see 183 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:10,780 I see 184 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:14,160 Excuse me. What is it baby boy do? 185 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:22,100 Baby boy. Do you know anyone who understands Chinese? How do you expect me to know something like that? 186 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,100 I'd say making this game wildsman. I see. 187 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:33,380 It'd be a good idea to go talk to Liu San. Where the fuck is Liu San? 188 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:43,180 You never give up do you? Taken a fancy to me have you? 189 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:51,820 It's about time you grew up baby boy do. She a bit of a fucking cradle snatcher is she? Does she want a bit of real san? 190 00:13:52,760 --> 00:14:01,000 Ma'am, please don't call me baby boy do. Well, you certainly know how to run your mouth off anyway. 191 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:07,180 Look at the poster behind her. It says big bang. 192 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:15,500 You're not here to buy something. You can just go on home. It's about time you grew up baby boy do. 193 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,820 Ma'am, please don't call me baby boy do. 194 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:19,820 Well. 195 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:28,320 Why does he say do and not real? It's real, is it? That's how it's spelled. Do. Do. 196 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:32,780 You certainly know how to run your mouth off anyway. 197 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,160 Hey, this kid came in the shop running his mouth off. 198 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,940 Tried to buy some coffee. 199 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:41,940 And got the- 200 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:42,440 Excuse me. 201 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:42,660 Um. 202 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,220 You're no longer a child. 203 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:46,880 Yeah, yeah. 204 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,140 Don't just stand around doing nothing. 205 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,340 It's about time you- 206 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:51,700 Ma'am. 207 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,120 Alright, alright, alright. 208 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,780 That's the end of that one. 209 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,420 Is there anything else I can do here in this shop or is it a waste of time? 210 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,520 We're here until 8pm. 211 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,480 We're not on the stream. 212 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:13,640 But, um, in, uh, Shenmue hours. 213 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:19,400 We're here until 8pm because that's when the next mission or event can take place. 214 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,320 Okay. 215 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,780 Wow, this is like Resident Evil before Resident Evil even happened. 216 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:43,620 Wow. 217 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:46,200 Zoom in, man, for details. 218 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:49,400 Look at the details on the Chinese scriptures. 219 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,360 Yeah. 220 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,400 Can Jack Salamanders help me? 221 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:58,020 Thank you very much, Jack Salamanders. 222 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,600 You know how to run your mouth off. 223 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,720 You need to grow up. 224 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:02,880 Hello. 225 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,040 Hello. 226 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,380 Letters to Father. 227 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,580 We'll head into town anyways. 228 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:19,320 So far, this game has been go to bed, head into town, talk to people, go home, to bed, leave again the next morning, head into town, talk to people. 229 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:27,240 It's like an, an, any day occurrence out here in the perimeter. 230 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:28,920 Excuse me? 231 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:29,860 Huh? 232 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:30,720 Me? 233 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,100 Yeah, you. 234 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,760 Do you know anybody who knows Chinese? 235 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,460 I know a little Chinese myself, but... 236 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:40,580 I have a letter in Chinese I want someone to read. 237 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,540 Sorry. 238 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,720 Can't read it. 239 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:43,540 I see. 240 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,960 I wonder who, uh, Liu San is. 241 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,280 I remember we've seen a Liu San before. 242 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,980 Is he the lad that works in the Chinese restaurant? 243 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,540 The fucking music, man. 244 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:05,460 It's so, uh... 245 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:09,120 A bit doom and gloom. 246 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,460 I mean, I know my father is being killed and everything, but... 247 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:24,980 I know that I, uh, wrote a note about Liu San one of the days. 248 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,640 Liu Barber. 249 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,720 Liu Senior. 250 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,060 There's a lot of Lus, isn't there? 251 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:40,180 Liu must be the Japanese version of John. 252 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,800 Or Pat. 253 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,220 Pat San. 254 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,980 I'm down at Pat San's. 255 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,240 If you want to find me, I'll be down at Pat San's. 256 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,680 Okay, I, I... 257 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:02,860 Oh. 258 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:06,000 Although there's a Chinese barber up here. 259 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:11,740 We can see if he has any sort of information on the whereabouts of the man who killed my father. 260 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,460 Thanks for the tip. 261 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:16,960 Father... 262 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,040 I'll buy a pint with that. 263 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:18,740 Fa... 264 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,840 Father O'Malley. 265 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:20,620 This is... 266 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,940 Father O'Malley. 267 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,200 Thank you very much. 268 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:28,100 You have bestowed great honor upon my family. 269 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:28,940 Father O'Malley. 270 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,640 Thank you very much. 271 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:33,980 Father O'Malley. 272 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,400 How are you, Francis? 273 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:37,340 Enjoying the gameplay? 274 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:38,660 Keep it up. 275 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:38,980 P.S. 276 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,080 Go to Mass this Sunday. 277 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:40,880 I will, Father. 278 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:41,760 I will. 279 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,400 Yeah. 280 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,480 Eddie Durkin. 281 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,580 Never working. 282 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,720 I want to say thanks, Eddie. 283 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,080 Throw that to Stetside. 284 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:53,440 Glad. 285 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,320 Excuse me. 286 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,500 Hello, Rio. 287 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,440 I will not. 288 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,020 Well, if Stetside gets a fucking... 289 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,200 If he gets a stream going. 290 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,080 If Stetside gets a stream going, I will. 291 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:09,140 Would you read this letter for me? 292 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,020 I think it's in Chinese. 293 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,700 Look at the face. 294 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,240 It's... 295 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:14,660 It's... 296 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,800 It's a work of art. 297 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:16,980 Hmm? 298 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,400 What does it say? 299 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:19,540 I'm sorry. 300 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,640 I can't read it at all. 301 00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:22,300 That's right. 302 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,620 There are so many strange characters, you know? 303 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:25,740 I see. 304 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,740 I see. 305 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:47,580 Mmm-mmm. Really enjoying the deluxe Kenyan blend coffee from Little. If you want to spend an extra euro, you get half the bag that you do get with the Colombian roast ground. But it's a smoother cup. 306 00:19:55,020 --> 00:20:21,300 Playing the DJ set down at Harpy later on, man. Fucking Zane Bowers is releasing a new album. Fucking Zane Malik from One Direction. Oh yeah, Chinese Malik. Zane Malik from fucking Uno Direction. Or as it's known over in Guatemala. 307 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:28,980 Big erection. They don't beat about the bush over in Guatemala with the name changes of the films and the bands. 308 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:42,400 Yeah. Hello. Mr. Fontaine. Thanks for your donation. 309 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,940 Now this guy's making nukes. 310 00:20:48,940 --> 00:21:17,940 Yes? Yes? Yes? What is it? What? That's a traditional Chinese accent. Yes? What is it? I was wondering whether you could translate this letter for me. Oh no, there are a lot of old kanji characters. And it's written in an unusual way. What does it say? I'm sorry. I can't read it. 311 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:34,300 Oh really? Right? Oh yeah, really. But this kind of paper is used for ceremonial purposes in Chinese calligraphy. Ceremonial purposes? 312 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:51,940 Great honor and dignity has not been dispatched to them by yourself. However... 313 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,940 Nyaaaaaaahhhhhh. 314 00:21:53,940 --> 00:22:01,940 Ricky has informed me with a $2.50 donation that you're not a bad egg. Bisturluk! 315 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:09,940 And this is the new way that Japanese people honor each other out in the Far East. Bisturluk! 316 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:18,940 Now, let's get back to this. I've just completely ignored what he was saying. Tau-san. Ceremonial. 317 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:19,940 Ceremonial. 318 00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:32,940 It's the top quality grade of paper. It's used for fine calligraphy. It's also used for ceremonial cooking. To wrap around sea bass. It's very famous. 319 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:39,940 But you can't read it? No, we can't. Oh, but Gwangji might be able to. 320 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:44,940 Gwangji, yeah? Ask Gwangji. Where the fuck is Gwangji here? 321 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:53,940 He's hovering on the shopping street. He's good with Kanji characters. I got it. I'll try him. 322 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:58,940 Imagine you could get him in the headlock. Imagine they programmed that into the game. 323 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:06,940 In a bit of a departure from the tonality of the whole piece, they programmed a situation whereby you could grab ahold of Tao-san's head, 324 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:13,940 whilst he's tossing noodles, and just blow his fucking head off. Where the fuck is Gwangji, kid? 325 00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:25,940 Yeah. Did you find your owl-lad's killer? You did, King. No, I didn't, man. But thanks for the one euro. That's gonna help me towards finding him. 326 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,940 Excuse me? 327 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,940 Well, keep pressing him. 328 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,940 May I help you? Is it about the letter? 329 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:34,940 Yes. Gwangji should be able to help you. 330 00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:35,940 Yeah. 331 00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:52,940 I wonder... I wonder... I'll try him. Okay then. Is Gwangji a fucking bicycle? Is he on a moped? 332 00:23:52,940 --> 00:24:10,940 Gwangji, is he? 333 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:19,940 Maybe... Maybe... Maybe Wang San... Can read it. But he's on a delivery. Where? Shopping Street. 334 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:24,940 I seen you up Shopping Street the last... The last day. Yeah. 335 00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:31,940 Buyin' a bit of shopping uptown with Rimmer Jim. Your man Rimmer Jim's uptown on a delivery ticket. 336 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:40,940 Thanks very much, Rimmer. Did you ever watch Red Dwarf? Is that called fucking Rimmer in the man? 337 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:51,940 Now we're on the Shop Street. This is Shop Street Galway. 338 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:59,940 We gotta find out the delivery man. Where the fucking delivery man. But we... We always have to say hello to Tom. 339 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,940 Hi! 340 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,940 You're looking good. 341 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:13,940 The town of Dubwita in Shenmue at the moment for me has become like my own... It's a new town that I live in. I know all the characters now. So when I go down the street... 342 00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:19,940 I'm looking forward to meeting Tom. This morning when I woke up in the real world... 343 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,940 I thought to myself... Yeah, I might play a bit of Shenmue later on. 344 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:28,940 And I'm gonna fucking see how Tom is getting on. Like... 345 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:35,940 Is it weird that I've gone into this... You know, I'm more excited about finding out what the Japanese Rastafarian man who doesn't exist... 346 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:43,940 Is up to... In a game that was made 20 years ago... Than I am about people in the real world. 347 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:45,940 I'll leave that for you to decide. 348 00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:51,940 I'm always chillin'. If you ever need help... Just ask me, okay? 349 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:53,940 How could you not fucking like this guy? 350 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:54,940 Thanks. 351 00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:56,940 Hey. 352 00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:57,940 Hey, Rio! 353 00:25:57,940 --> 00:25:58,940 How's everything? 354 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,940 Hey, Rio! How about a dog? 355 00:26:00,940 --> 00:26:03,940 No thanks. Maybe next time. 356 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:05,940 Tom. 357 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:06,940 Hi! 358 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:08,940 You're looking good. 359 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:13,940 Yeah, I'm always groovin', man. If I move, more customers may come. 360 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,940 Yeah, sure. Keep it groovin', man. 361 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:18,940 That is a fucking great strategy. 362 00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:22,940 I wanna say thank you to Gav from Ethan. 363 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:26,940 And you... I don't know if it popped up before. I wanna say thanks very much. 364 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:28,940 It didn't pop up before. 365 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,940 But thank you. I appreciate it. 366 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,940 But maybe if you stand outside your shop and dance... 367 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:37,940 Hey, hey, yo! 368 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:39,940 Maybe you'll track more customers. 369 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:40,940 I'm always chillin'. 370 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:43,940 If you ever need help, just ask me, okay? 371 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:44,940 Thanks. 372 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,940 Jacob Reesmerg! 373 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:49,940 Jacob Reesmerg! 374 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,940 I'm always chillin', man! 375 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:54,940 Thanks for your dog! 376 00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:00,940 Whoa. 377 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:02,940 Where are you goin' there, sweetie? 378 00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:03,940 Got a minute? 379 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:04,940 Sorry. 380 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:05,940 Don't bother me. 381 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:07,940 I'm in the middle of the mental training. 382 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:08,940 Y-yeah, you... 383 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:09,940 It looks like it. 384 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,940 Walking around fucking Shop Street getting pissed wet. 385 00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:14,940 You need a bit of fucking mental... 386 00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:18,940 Agility to get around those fucking barriers and obstacles. 387 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:21,940 And we saw this lady the last day. 388 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,940 I went up to her just to ask how things were. 389 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,940 And she said, "I'm not interested in men." 390 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:26,940 Um... 391 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:29,940 I don't got time to talk to you. 392 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,940 Bye, kid. 393 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:38,860 Kurita-san. 394 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,800 Made some great buys the other day. 395 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,500 What kind of stuff? 396 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:49,820 Top quality navy coats and some radical survival gear. 397 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,200 Yeah, we saw this. 398 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:56,620 There's a lot of fake stuff circulating these days, but we only stock the real thing. 399 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:57,700 I see. 400 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:14,360 Yeah, it does. Why do they all in CEX, why do they all, you know, wear really mad clothes and shit? 401 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:15,840 Like Tom. 402 00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:20,760 Maybe the guys in CEX could stand outside CEX and do the fucking... 403 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,300 If they did a bit of fucking day's work like Tom, they'd be making a killing. 404 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,280 But I believe that I haven't ever seen a good deal in CEX. 405 00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:33,020 Someone just disappeared there on Street Bar. 406 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:33,200 A minute. 407 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,600 Alright, the CEX, is that a fucking rip-off or what? 408 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:42,260 Because I know that you could just go on eBay or fucking Amazon and not get ripped off. 409 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,200 Sell your shit on there. 410 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,360 And buy stuff on there for cheaper. 411 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:50,680 It's just the simplicity of having a place in town that does it. 412 00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:52,520 And it's like GameStop. 413 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:53,940 Fucking rip-off, man. 414 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,220 Just buy your shit online and sell it on fucking eBay. 415 00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:58,060 We could be arsed. 416 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,460 Yeah. 417 00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:24,500 Yeah. 418 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,400 Where is she? 419 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,260 About your grandmother? 420 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,940 Her name is Shashouli. 421 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:29,620 Shashouli. 422 00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:30,780 She's real nice. 423 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,060 Where is she? 424 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,520 At the shop. 425 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:34,560 Shop? 426 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:35,520 Which shop? 427 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,340 She sells dishes and stuff. 428 00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:39,560 Um... 429 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,560 It's called... 430 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,180 Roxia. 431 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,640 You mean Roxia China Shop, right? 432 00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:49,360 It says Roxia in big letters next to the door. 433 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:49,960 Roxia. 434 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,760 I'll go see her. 435 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,420 Thanks. 436 00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:51,820 Roxia. 437 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:56,660 Is there a Russian-Chinese group of people? 438 00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:02,060 With the, you know, the continents meeting East Asia and... 439 00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:04,200 Fucking Middle Asia or whatever it is. 440 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,200 Where's the sign that tells you where everything is? 441 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:14,120 Are there an ethnic group of Chinese-Russian kind of Chinese? 442 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:14,960 Or is that... 443 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,600 Are you getting into Mongolia land there or what's the story? 444 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,040 Tobacco. 445 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,400 Bakery. 446 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,240 Jupiter's jackets. 447 00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:32,420 Water dragon. 448 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,060 China-Russia. 449 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:34,500 Right. 450 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:35,320 Let's head around. 451 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,180 Let's head around and see what's going on with China-Russia. 452 00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,660 And I want to... 453 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:42,640 I want to say a big... 454 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,040 Yeah. 455 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:46,240 Kind-hearted thank you to Johnson's Wireless Printer. 456 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:55,900 Who's always ready to support no matter what day it is, what game it is, what situation it is. 457 00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,160 And I appreciate it. 458 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:57,940 Thank you very much. 459 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,340 Not this clown again. 460 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:02,960 Hi. 461 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,440 He's weird. 462 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,000 How's it going? 463 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:05,880 This guy's weird. 464 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,480 What's wrong? 465 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,200 It's fucking weird. 466 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,100 I'm so thirsty. 467 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:09,520 I want a drink. 468 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,000 But I don't have any change. 469 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,800 He's weird, man. 470 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,620 This guy's weird. 471 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,340 I'll buy you one. 472 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,060 What do you want? 473 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,000 I did this from yesterday. 474 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,180 You're really nice. 475 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,100 Thanks. 476 00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:22,300 David Lynch. 477 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,140 What kind of drink do you recommend? 478 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,100 Fucking David Lynch. 479 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,100 Hmm. 480 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,400 Diet Lynch, please. 481 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,660 I'll have a Diet Lynch and a fucking glass of Funda. 482 00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:33,220 Fruta. 483 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,720 I'm going to give this guy a jet soda. 484 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,700 See how that fucking tickles his liver. 485 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:43,780 Hmm. 486 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,000 Here. 487 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,760 Thanks a lot. 488 00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:48,720 You've made my day. 489 00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:51,600 Go ahead, punk. 490 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:53,520 Make my day. 491 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:55,380 Yes. 492 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,560 Maybe you could read this letter yet. 493 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,160 Can you translate this letter for me? 494 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,380 Can you translate this now? 495 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,740 It's got a fucking rake of different characters on it. 496 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,100 Calligraphy, the highest standard. 497 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:04,600 Oh. 498 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,760 You'd wrap sea bass in the fucking thing. 499 00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:07,160 These kanji are weird. 500 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,640 I can't read them. 501 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:09,620 Really? 502 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,640 I'm sorry. 503 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,140 It's okay. 504 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:16,740 Wait. 505 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:20,740 My Japanese teacher's a kanji expert. 506 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:21,220 Right? 507 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,120 Show her it. 508 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:22,740 What's her name? 509 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,120 Shao Shi. 510 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:24,420 Yeah. 511 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:28,280 She sells antique dishes at her china shop. 512 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:31,200 Shao Shi Yu at the china shop. 513 00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,540 Where the fuck is the china shop? 514 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:32,780 No. 515 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,660 I'll ask her. 516 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:35,200 Thanks. 517 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:36,540 Okay. 518 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,660 I've got to go. 519 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,980 I've got things to do. 520 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,020 I'll blow your head up. 521 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:40,620 Thanks for the drink. 522 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:41,700 It's okay. 523 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,460 See ya. 524 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:51,520 Now. 525 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,460 Now. 526 00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:56,760 Let's get back to this game. 527 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,200 The Russia china shop. 528 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,800 Wang San was unable to read it. 529 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:03,480 That fella who is weird. 530 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,940 His name is Wang San. 531 00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:07,780 It would be a good idea to go talk to Lu San. 532 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,840 Maybe Wang San can read it on delivery. 533 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,060 So that was Wang San. 534 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:11,340 Great. 535 00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:11,560 Okay. 536 00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:14,580 Now we find out where this fucking Russia place is. 537 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,620 I think it could be here. 538 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:18,780 Yeah. 539 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:22,520 No. 540 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,900 This is Nagai Industries. 541 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:24,640 We fucked up. 542 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,300 We fucked up. 543 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:35,580 Excuse me. 544 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:35,580 Excuse me. 545 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:38,200 I want to ask you something. 546 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,120 Huh? 547 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,500 Shut the hell up. 548 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,840 Who in the hell are you, huh? 549 00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:46,000 You don't shut the hell up. 550 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:48,280 I'll make you wish you had. 551 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,940 Asking this guy is pointless. 552 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:50,960 Sorry. 553 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:51,840 It's okay. 554 00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:54,200 He just said it in front of his face. 555 00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:57,720 I'm going to do that in real life. 556 00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,680 If somebody's just not cooperating or anything. 557 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,180 You can't get anything out of him. 558 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,280 I'm just going to go in to their face. 559 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,860 Just go, this guy is pointless. 560 00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:08,880 Jacob Rees, Mag MP. 561 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,020 Thank you very much, sir. 562 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,560 You kind-hearted, conservative, bastard. 563 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,120 I don't know why you're in such a hurry, but... 564 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,520 Never stray from yourself. 565 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:19,820 Yes, sir. 566 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,760 That's all I got to say for now. 567 00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:25,780 This is hilarious. 568 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:26,540 Look at this. 569 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,580 Look at the setup. 570 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,740 I'd stay only I have to get to the Russia China shop before it closes. 571 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,660 But look at this fucking ventiler. 572 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,520 Jesus Christ. 573 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,040 What have I stumbled into here? 574 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:41,600 This is a dodgy situation. 575 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,360 I'm going to come back in a bit. 576 00:34:45,900 --> 00:35:04,900 *music* 577 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:08,900 *music* 578 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:13,900 *music* 579 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:17,900 *music* 580 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,900 Where's Rocia China? Is this it? 581 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:23,900 Please, please, please be Rocia China. Please. 582 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:27,900 Please, I have no time. Yes. Yes. 583 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:33,900 *music* 584 00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,900 May I help you? 585 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:39,900 Yep. I've got a letter for you. 586 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:47,900 Excuse me, are you Xiao-san? Yes, that's right. And you are? 587 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,900 I'm real Hazuki. 588 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:51,900 *music* 589 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,900 Uh, Hazuki-san? 590 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:55,900 *music* 591 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,900 Oh yes, my grandson. 592 00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,900 *music* 593 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,900 Go and told me. 594 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,900 Thank you very much. 595 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:07,900 *music* 596 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,900 *music* 597 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,900 *music* 598 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:15,900 *music* 599 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:17,900 Yeah. 600 00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:22,900 He now aspires to grow strong and brave just like you. 601 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,900 It was nothing really. 602 00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:29,900 So what brings you here? 603 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:33,900 Well, I have a letter I'd like you to translate. 604 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,900 Okay. Reversed kanji. 605 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,900 Reversed kanji, yeah. 606 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,900 Reversed. 607 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,900 Yes, but they aren't just reverse left to right. 608 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:48,900 They're written in a special style. 609 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:49,900 Could you read it for me? 610 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:53,900 Shaolin shadow boxing with a Wu-Tang sword style. 611 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:54,900 Yes, of course. 612 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:57,900 If what you say is true, then the fucking Shaolin and the Wu-Tang. 613 00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,900 Beware of those who pursue the mirror. 614 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,900 Gary Mullins, thank you. 615 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,900 If you ever need help, seek the aid of Master Chen. 616 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,900 Master Chen is after you, Gary. 617 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,900 Master Chen. Thanks for your donation, but Master Chen is after you. 618 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:17,900 "Come here, Viper. Any chance of a 1v1 to see if your quickscoping skills are up to scratch?" 619 00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:21,900 They don't do fucking 1v1s in Shenmue, man. 620 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:23,900 Do you know what I mean, Gary? 621 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:29,900 "This is reverse fucking kanji." 622 00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:33,900 "Zhū yuang la. Master Chen?" 623 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:40,900 "Oh, there's something written on the back too." 624 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:53,900 "Tianjifu, jiao taou long. Ti-ji-mu, wo da yō." 625 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,900 "What does it mean?" 626 00:37:55,900 --> 00:38:01,900 "Father's Heaven, Nine Dragons, Mother's Earth, Comrades." 627 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:07,900 "I'm sorry, it doesn't make sense." 628 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:09,900 "I understand." 629 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:16,900 "But I think this part may be a phone number. These ancient characters are numbers." 630 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,900 "A phone number?" 631 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:19,900 "Yes." 632 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,900 "Zero." 633 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:24,900 "You know what, I think, I'm sorry to pause the cutscene." 634 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,900 "But something just crossed my mind there." 635 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:32,900 "And a lot of people were giving out about this game that I was playing it." 636 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:33,900 "That it's low energy." 637 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,900 "It's fucking boring." 638 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,900 "There's no quickscoping in it." 639 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:42,900 "There's none of this cool rapidity that you get with nowadays games." 640 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:49,900 "But I mean, there's a sincerity behind this creation which makes it still appealing to me." 641 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:53,900 "Even though it lacks any sort of excitement." 642 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,900 "This is so boring, man." 643 00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:58,900 "But I mean, it's sincere." 644 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,900 "And it's very well crafted." 645 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,900 "And it's fucking weird." 646 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,900 "So I mean, that's why I'm going to continue playing it." 647 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,900 "Even though there's people telling me to stop playing it." 648 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:09,900 "Yeah." 649 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,900 "NE1 for ABJ." 650 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,900 "Thanks very much for your donation." 651 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,900 "And it was a great donation." 652 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:24,900 "And it was a fucking fantastic, funny thing that you got me to read out." 653 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:28,900 "This game is Kanji West." 654 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,900 "As David St. Patrick says." 655 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,900 "It's great that you're sticking with me on this." 656 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:36,900 "It's a Chinese man." 657 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,900 "Camp Sligo to make his money." 658 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,900 "Didn't work out for him." 659 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:41,900 "Didn't work out for him." 660 00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:42,900 "And now it's out of the sort." 661 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:46,900 "46861564." 662 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:48,900 "That's a phone number if ever I saw one." 663 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:49,900 "I've got it." 664 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:50,900 "Yeah." 665 00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:51,900 "You do got it." 666 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:52,900 "Thank you very much." 667 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:53,900 "Thank you." 668 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:54,900 "Gilick." 669 00:39:54,900 --> 00:40:08,900 "The new way of Japanese people it's caught on of saying thank you is this." 670 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:09,900 "Payphone." 671 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:10,900 "Payphone." 672 00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:11,900 "I'll call that." 673 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:27,900 "I know there's a payphone back in the residential district." 674 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:28,900 "Hey time is trucking along. 675 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:34,900 It's not like yesterday where we couldn't find anything to do until fucking 7pm." 676 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:39,900 "We can just find a payphone now and call up the number." 677 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:45,900 "Hopefully all the answers to my father's death will be on the end of this phone call." 678 00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:00,900 "I'm having the goddamn time of my life." 679 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,900 "Hey, never come down. Never stop playing." 680 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:08,900 "Shenmui streams are legit. Don't listen to them, Viper San." 681 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,900 "Thanks very much for the fucking words of encouragement." 682 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:11,900 "Yeah." 683 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:12,900 "Antonio." 684 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:17,900 "Antonio Banderas." 685 00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:19,900 "Thanks, Connor Zim." 686 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,900 "Thank you very much Connor Zim." 687 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:25,900 "You're a legend." 688 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:32,900 "Oh fuck, I forgot the number." 689 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:45,900 "Sorry, the volume there might be head wrecking." 690 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,900 "046861564." 691 00:41:47,900 --> 00:42:15,740 046861564. 046851. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 046861564. 692 00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:23,820 fucking dial five right see this is where i fuck up because they're not a great system 693 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,940 okay zero yeah zero 694 00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:45,980 46861. 695 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:55,660 46861. 696 00:42:57,820 --> 00:42:59,980 he came to chai he came to japan 697 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:07,660 tried to use the payphone didn't work out for him didn't work out for him his short-term memory has 698 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:24,640 has gone kaput he's gonna have Alzheimer's by the age of 35 564 now that's a phone number hard 699 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:37,120 slime thank you hard slime it below great work father's heaven what the fuck huh oh oh mother's 700 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:52,700 earth nine dragons mother's earth oops guess I need the password 0 4 6 8 6 1 5 1 6 4 thank you for keeping 701 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:57,940 that in the chat I'm gonna do this again now and apparently you have to say the words in the right 702 00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:06,820 order maybe you're calling Navin back of the left father's heaven nine dragons mother's earth 703 00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:09,640 comrade nine dragons comrades 704 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:36,520 noise 0 4 6 8 0 4 6 8 1 8 6 9 6 9 for fun friendship 705 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:53,340 5 1 6 4 0 4 6 8 6 1 stay with us we're gonna fucking do this man it's gonna be a it's gonna be amazing it's gonna be a masterpiece 706 00:44:53,340 --> 00:45:09,520 It's gonna be a masterpiece. 5164. Just double check this. It's gonna be a masterpiece. Stay with me. 564. You fucked me up. 707 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:31,680 Hello? Mother's Earth. Mother's Earth. Fuck. 708 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:59,180 Uh. Ah, fuck. Oops. Right. Damn. Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. T22BC in the gaff. Thanks very much. And I wanna tell you something, T22BC. You've greatly enhanced your reputation with that donation. 709 00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:06,080 And you're listening in to me so you can say whether it's right or it's wrong. You never intended for me to fuck up the phone situation in Shenmue. 710 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:16,280 What you wanted was a situation whereby I could make the phone call and then quote back the mother's heaven, father's tears until the next treaty. 711 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:27,180 Okay. I'm gonna take these fucking headphones off for a second now. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. 712 00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:34,480 The dialysis machine noise is annoying. 713 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:35,340 Okay, I'll turn that. 714 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:39,040 Oh, for a second. 715 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,280 Thanks, John Zarate. 716 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:41,400 Thank you. 717 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,600 I have no idea how much that helps me. 718 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:50,000 And if anybody can put in the quote in the chat there. 719 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,600 Can somebody just fucking write, 720 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,260 Father's Heaven, Nine Dragons, Mother's Earth, Comrades. 721 00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:59,980 0-5-0-4-6-8 722 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:11,920 0-4-6-8-6-1 723 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:31,700 6156. Okay, somebody, somebody has some, can somebody please just, oh, comments, okay. 724 00:47:31,700 --> 00:48:01,260 Okay, okay, 9 dragon, 9 dragon. Hello? Mother's Earth. Mother's Earth and fucking, comrades. Comrades. Father's Heaven. 9 dragons. 9 dragons. 725 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:08,820 Warehouse number 8. Warehouse number 8? You, who are you? Isn't this the Chen residence? Oops. 726 00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:21,600 That's warehouse number 8. Warehouse number 8. This is a strange story, okay. We've just got through this. 727 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:27,060 I want to say thank you very much to Aisling Garrett, who wrote that in the chat. Help me do this. 728 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,000 Because at the moment, I'm stuck. I'm absolutely stuck. 729 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,740 Father's Heaven. Heaven is a password. I need to locate warehouse number 8. 730 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:59,560 Hey, and look at the fucking time. It's nearly 8 o'clock. We get to go to the, um, is it the arcade? And we go and, we go and knack some lad down at the arcade. 731 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:13,800 Boxes of Cobra Toxin. Thank you for your tip. I don't know why boxes. It hasn't appeared on the screen now. This seems to have been happening quite a lot in the last few days. 732 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:22,280 And I apologize. But I want to tell you something about boxes. He's probably the, the stream leader. Yeah. 733 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:48,240 He's the guy who keeps ticking along. Or she. We don't know. Boxes of Cobra Toxin is a mysterious entity. A patronage. A patron of the, the arts. And the onion men aren't far behind. Oh, they are pretty, pretty far. You're actually there with Marty Morrissey. Thanks, Marty. This is for you, Marty. 734 00:49:48,240 --> 00:50:09,080 That's for you, Marty. For your 1 euro intense chill donation. Yo, this game is intense chill. It's mad chill. 735 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:37,380 Mad chill. We've got 10 minutes. We've got 10 minutes left. Before the fun time ends, I'm afraid. 736 00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:45,580 I'm going to play this later on. It's getting more, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting dodgy. Do you know? 737 00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:15,540 It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy. 738 00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:23,620 Eddie. 739 00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:24,740 Huh? 740 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,140 Have you ever heard of a warehouse number eight? 741 00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:30,120 No, I haven't. 742 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:30,840 Oh. 743 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,340 No. 744 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,480 About warehouse number eight? 745 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,400 I said I don't know. 746 00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:42,420 Okay. 747 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,340 I thought there was meant to be a fucking ruckus down here at the ATM. 748 00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:53,000 Excuse me. 749 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,080 What? 750 00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,460 Do you know where a warehouse number eight is? 751 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:05,860 Huh? Warehouse number eight? Can't say that I do. 752 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,080 I see. 753 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:08,740 What about it? 754 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:11,600 It's okay. Thanks anyway. See you later. 755 00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:12,660 Yeah. 756 00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:13,700 Yeah. 757 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,520 Warehouse number eight. 758 00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:16,920 Yo. 759 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,200 Warehouse number eight. 760 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:22,500 Has anybody seen warehouse number eight? What about square head here? 761 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,340 Do you know of a warehouse number eight? 762 00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:25,820 Sure don't. 763 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,480 What's at the warehouse? 764 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,540 Uh, nothing. 765 00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:32,020 Come on. Don't be hiding stuff. 766 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,900 Know anyone who might know about a warehouse number eight? 767 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:44,840 Hmm. Let me think of it. Sorry. No one I can think of. I see. See you later. Yeah. 768 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:50,660 He knows well what's going on. He knows well what's going on. 769 00:52:57,620 --> 00:53:01,660 Um. Sorry. Can't talk now. Talk to you later. 770 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:09,500 I'm going to go home to Ine Sang because she'll be fucking doing my head and if I don't go home to bed. 771 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,520 But we'll ask, we'll ask, we'll ask Tom first before we go to sleep. 772 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:29,080 Yeah, man. Yeah, man. 773 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:29,100 Yeah, man. 774 00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:34,620 I ask every day and you don't fucking have anything. 775 00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:34,680 Tom. 776 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,200 Hi. 777 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,640 You're looking good. 778 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:43,200 Yeah, I'm always grooving, man. If I move, more customers may come. 779 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,760 Yeah, sure. Keep it grooving, man. 780 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,280 What the fuck? 781 00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:48,940 Hey. 782 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,260 Hey, Rio. 783 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:51,660 How's everything? 784 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,640 I'm always ch- 785 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,260 If you ever- 786 00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:54,640 Thanks. 787 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,200 This guy's useless. 788 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,980 I think we'll, uh, we'll go home, have a little sleep. 789 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:09,200 I'll be back on later on then and I'll fucking, uh, we'll fix it. We'll fix it. We'll find warehouse number eight later on. 790 00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:13,040 Thanks for the tip. 791 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,600 I'll buy a pint with that. 792 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:15,600 Serbian fella. 793 00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:31,980 I want to say something about you. You're a kind-hearted Serbian lad. You came to Ireland. You went to England. Did a few business deals. Came back. And now you're into the stream game. 794 00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:42,500 I want to say thanks very much. You've greatly enhanced your reputation and, uh, you'll, you'll, you'll, look at, look at, you'll, you'll leave me standing. You'll leave me standing. 795 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:53,300 He greatly enhanced his reputation. Great, greatly enhanced his reputation. And you're listening in to this, Pat, so you can, you can say it's right or wrong. Say it's right or wrong. What you wanted to do was to get a situation where in the future, the possibility would be- 796 00:54:53,300 --> 00:55:19,620 Robert and Susan, ye are the combination that makes the dream continue until, until the, um, you just, you make the dream continue. Bob and Sue's. Bob and weave. 797 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:42,100 Robert and Susan, ye are the best. I'm going to go to bed now and I'll be back on this, this, this shizzle at around, I'd say, 11 p.m. or maybe midnight. We'll find out where warehouse number eight is. It's going to be fantastic. The game is really picking up pace at the moment. This is Shenmue. It's, it's really picking up pace. 798 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:50,180 Developed this this story is developing very rapid. It's what did they say on the news when something's happened? It's fluid 799 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:54,080 It's the story is flu- no they say something else. I 800 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,460 Can't remember look at the story is picking up pace. It's getting stronger 801 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:09,620 We know what's gonna happen. He needs to find out the but what's in this warehouse is it is his father in the fucking warehouse 802 00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:16,520 Is that it is that where Landini lives look at him? He's getting the head down getting getting a good night's sleep there 803 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,520 there.