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Welcome to the stream. It's a continuation of earlier's fucking Shenmuey. We tried to- we got into a warehouse and we met a lad called Chen. 63 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,040 Master Chen. 64 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,440 Mad fucker man. He was wearing pajamas. 65 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:40,280 And he was- he claims- he claims that my father has- 66 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,780 *Nieeeeh* 67 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:45,620 Cleona Roe, thank you very much. Welcome to the galaxy. Master Chen 68 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,160 claims- 69 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,160 that my father- 70 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:55,200 had another mirror hidden away in his house. 71 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:05,880 His- Chen is Pat. Master Chen is Pint Man. 72 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,440 *Sounds of the game* 73 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,440 *Sounds of the game* 74 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,440 Now. *Sounds of the game* 75 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:22,400 *Sounds of the game* 76 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,400 Look at this. *Sounds of the game* 77 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,400 Look at this. *Sounds of the game* 78 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:34,400 Ready to go. And I tell you something. I couldn't- I couldn't go back to the house to save the game after I left abruptly earlier on. 79 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,420 you're on. Thanks very much, Cleonaro, 80 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,260 for that two euro. That is 81 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,460 a very kind donation. 82 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,480 I couldn't save it, so I've left 83 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,460 it on pause. So the machine has been running 84 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,480 hot, burning electricity since 85 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,700 I left. So that's a few watts 86 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,200 since I left you before. 87 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,120 But the good news is 88 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,600 we got the fucking gas 89 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,480 sorted. So apparently 90 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,800 it was bulk bought. The landlord 91 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,500 had bulk bought gas. 92 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:02,620 That's why it costs so much. 93 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,120 And on the other side 94 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,000 of that coin, the landlord 95 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,960 wasn't charging for the last three months 96 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,980 of gas because there was still a bulk 97 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:13,080 order of gas left over from the last 98 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,940 tenant. So in 99 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,100 a lot of ways, it's actually 100 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,040 turned out to be okay. But I was shitting 101 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,560 myself earlier on, I won't lie. 102 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,140 Now, let's see what's happening 103 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:25,200 with this guy. He's got caught up in a bit of 104 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,040 a bad tussle with the 105 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,980 wrong boys. He's trying to avenge his 106 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:29,720 father's death. 107 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:31,680 Let's see how 108 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,660 let's see how things are going to 109 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,040 turn out for him in this game. 110 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:35,920 Shenmue. 111 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:39,880 Play this. 112 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:42,840 And seamlessly, 113 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,300 we're away. 114 00:05:50,300 --> 00:06:00,560 who's this? 115 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,300 That book. 116 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:06,840 Why, you... 117 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,040 What the hell? 118 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:14,320 What's this? 119 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,380 What the fuck am I doing? 120 00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:32,900 Fuck you. 121 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,540 Knock his head off. 122 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,300 Kill him. 123 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:41,680 Kill him. 124 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,000 Give him some jab. 125 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,340 Give him a kick to the face. 126 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:49,400 Slap his neck. 127 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:52,800 If I continue, 128 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:54,960 then I'll fail as your bodyguard. 129 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,380 What? 130 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,100 A bodyguard? 131 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,660 Father told me to guard you. 132 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:02,840 What? 133 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:19,500 David Lynch. 134 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,380 David Lynch. 135 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,100 If Landini gets that mirror, 136 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:25,660 no one can stop him. 137 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:27,000 Fucking Landini's... 138 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,500 Landini's dodge, man. 139 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,720 You'd want to watch out about Landini. 140 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,180 Hurry and find that mirror. 141 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:34,520 Yeah. 142 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,000 Before they suspect anything. 143 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,320 Father Seamus Mo... 144 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:37,660 Mu... 145 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:38,660 Seamus Mui. 146 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:39,380 Seamus... 147 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:39,880 Shenmui. 148 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,200 Father Shenmui. 149 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,580 Father Seamus Mui. 150 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:45,520 What the hell? 151 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,740 What the fuck is this, man? 152 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:48,620 Hey. 153 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,560 We've just... 154 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:51,180 We've... 155 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,200 Bit of a baptism of fire here. 156 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,780 We've had a fight with someone who turns out to be my bodyguard. 157 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,420 And now... 158 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:59,620 1999, a Gollum... 159 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:02,500 Like figure has just emerged on top of a... 160 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,120 A house. 161 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,400 And this is before... 162 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,500 The movies... 163 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,700 The resurgence in the popularity of the... 164 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:09,860 The series... 165 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:10,500 Lord of the Rings. 166 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,680 So far, it's been a real world pursuit. 167 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,780 The whole game has been based... 168 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,260 Grounded in some kind of reality. 169 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,640 Though the dialogue is... 170 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,780 It's ridiculous. 171 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:26,780 This... 172 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:29,120 Emergence of this Gollum-like creature... 173 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:34,620 Is a complete departure from what we've been experiencing so far. 174 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:37,620 Let's see how this develops with the Gollum-like creature. 175 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:51,120 What in the... 176 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,020 What in the hell... 177 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:53,560 Was that? 178 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,020 What in the hell was that? 179 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:58,720 I mean... 180 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,460 They could have... 181 00:08:59,460 --> 00:08:59,940 Again... 182 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,280 Once again, it's the... 183 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,420 It's just another... 184 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:04,440 It's another day at the office for the... 185 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,360 The Japanese. 186 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,680 They throw you curveballs that you've never seen before. 187 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,240 In... 188 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,000 In gaming. 189 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:11,900 In technology. 190 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:12,480 In everything. 191 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:13,360 And... 192 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:14,700 It just comes out of nowhere. 193 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,460 There was no need for that. 194 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:17,480 It wasn't necessary. 195 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:18,820 In fact, it actually... 196 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:22,460 It has gone some way into ruining the experience for me. 197 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:23,360 Yet... 198 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,360 At the same time... 199 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:26,360 I'm so deeply intrigued... 200 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:29,580 As to the kinds of minds that were behind this. 201 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:30,740 Let's... 202 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:31,880 Let's see how this develops. 203 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,800 We might get back to the house. 204 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:34,880 There might be another Gollum. 205 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:36,000 We might meet a robot. 206 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,860 For all we know. 207 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:37,600 This is... 208 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,780 It's turning out to be very strange. 209 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:40,960 Plot twists... 210 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:42,620 Were they... 211 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,200 Were they... 212 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,620 Were they written in mind? 213 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,520 Or were they just put in there... 214 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,300 To bridge some kind of gaps that wasn't there? 215 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,020 I don't know. 216 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,040 It's a strange game. 217 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,180 It's a cha... 218 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,460 It's a Japanese game. 219 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,880 I came here to play it for you on the stream. 220 00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,800 I wanted to play better games. 221 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,160 In a higher bitrate. 222 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,120 At a higher resolution. 223 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,460 I don't have the internet capacity. 224 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,380 I'm on a 4G data modem. 225 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:08,860 Didn't work out for me. 226 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:10,600 Didn't work out for me. 227 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,720 And now I'm playing Shenmue. 228 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:18,460 You're fucked. 229 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,360 Goodnight and God bless. 230 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:23,520 Rest in peace. 231 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,080 You're fucked. 232 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:27,700 Hang on. 233 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,000 What the hell am I doing? 234 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,840 Landy will never get the other mirror. 235 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:38,880 Landini. 236 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,940 Father Seamus Mui. 237 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,120 Thanks very much for that. 238 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:48,700 What the hell is going to be in here now? 239 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,080 Schmeagel is it? 240 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,280 I never knew... 241 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,220 Think I'll warm up a bit. 242 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,420 I never knew they had Schmeagel in Japan. 243 00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,380 I'll lose my edge if I don't practice. 244 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,760 Do you reckon they had a fucking Japanese Schmeagel out in the woods? 245 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:04,340 The woods of the wilderness. 246 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,220 What the fuck? 247 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,760 Right, I don't want to do this. 248 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:21,520 Can I leave? 249 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,540 Is there a way of leaving this? 250 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,920 To continue with the story? 251 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,580 I seen that that Gallim buck was fucking entertaining. 252 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:31,140 You know? 253 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:32,200 I see... 254 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,080 In fairness to Gallim he was fucking sound. 255 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,240 Maybe I just... 256 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,000 I'll just keep pressing the buttons and then he might give up after a while. 257 00:11:50,000 --> 00:12:04,540 Sponsored today by firelighters ladies and gentlemen. 258 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:13,880 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few schtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 259 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,920 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 260 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:23,600 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 261 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:28,060 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to stick your coal in it. 262 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:33,820 You can generate extra draughtage by using your gooch as a waft. 263 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:38,260 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 264 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,720 This message was brought to you by firelighters. 265 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:49,780 Bit of a development in my own personal life there during the break. 266 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:55,640 I come to the decision that I'm going to be changing my name to Smeagol O'Baby. 267 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:03,260 And that's going to be taking place in the National Freemasons Lodge on Molesworth Street in Dublin. 268 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,060 Just around the corner from government buildings. 269 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,260 You're all invited. 270 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,680 Wednesday afternoon. 271 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:09,240 It's going to be a hoot. 272 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,380 For fuck's sake, man. 273 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:20,760 Yeah. 274 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:22,600 Johnny Shits. 275 00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:27,900 I want to say a big welcome to the galaxy to you. 276 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,620 Welcome to the galaxy. 277 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,820 Great to have you around here. 278 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:41,620 And while you're here, make sure you fucking make yourself a nice big cup of tea. 279 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:46,120 It's fucking empty, man. 280 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:47,800 Drank it all. 281 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,080 Shite. 282 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,900 Shite when you realize you have to fucking go and make another one. 283 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,700 You're on the fucking stream. 284 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,280 You can't do it. 285 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,360 Now I don't want to go outside. 286 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,300 Maybe we find out about the father. 287 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,640 Landy will never get the other mirror is in his diary. 288 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,300 Now, this is a notepad which you can buy yourself down the shop if you have the money. 289 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:13,440 Probably cost you about anywhere between three and five euro because it's a good standard notepad. 290 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,240 It has a ring. It's ring bound. 291 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,700 The paper is nice. 292 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,240 It's not your ordinary run-of-the-mill white paper. 293 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,400 It's ruled. 294 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,140 And it also probably comes with a pen. 295 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:33,120 Also, I noticed on the front or the side of the fucking thing, it has like a... 296 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,820 A really nice design on the front. 297 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,860 It's a bit of... 298 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:41,160 It's a little bit of artistic flair. 299 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,420 Jeez, I've got a lot of notes now. 300 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,300 And it says memo pad on the front. 301 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,920 Something in small print there. 302 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,520 Something, something, writing feature. 303 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,600 Fiverr best writing feature. 304 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,960 Memo pad. 305 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,980 Maybe it says Fiverr. 306 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,040 Underneath the thing. 307 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,880 Fiverr best writing feature. 308 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:13,980 Was that something that was lost in translation via the Japanese route? 309 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:14,740 Root? 310 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,780 I'm not sure. 311 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,200 I'm not sure. 312 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,420 But we'll keep on going anyway. 313 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:23,600 And listen, thanks very much, hard slime. 314 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,620 We'll keep this candle burning. 315 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,520 The story is developing at pace. 316 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,400 I've actually been shocked by the pace 317 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,080 at which this story is developed. 318 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,120 And look, the owl lady is just... 319 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:42,480 Yeah. 320 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:46,700 Thank you very much, Sean. 321 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,020 Down a pint of water. 322 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,500 Maybe I left it down. 323 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,020 Huh? 324 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:02,420 Yeah. 325 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,780 Gollum, cheers, man. 326 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,980 Hey, you scared the fucking living daylights out of me there. 327 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:12,460 But it's nice to see you chipping into the street. 328 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,660 Welcome to the street. 329 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,640 Right, where did she just tell me to go? 330 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,920 I'm not concentrating here. 331 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:25,580 This is... 332 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,860 I'm just so over the moon about the gas bill. 333 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:28,660 I... 334 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:29,680 I... 335 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:34,780 Honestly, now, I left this stream earlier on and I was in fucking bad form. 336 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:35,380 The gas. 337 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,660 The gas bill was huge. 338 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,900 It's fucking ridiculous. 339 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,900 Had to have words with the landlord. 340 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,480 Turns out... 341 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,540 I told you this early on, but I know this is a few more newcomers. 342 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,200 I'll let you know the gas is fucking sound, man. 343 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,200 It was a bulk order. 344 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:52,760 She hadn't fucking charged us for the last two months because it was the previous tenants. 345 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,180 Gas was still in it. 346 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,240 So in a way, she's fucking sound like... 347 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,640 She's like the owl lady in Shenmue. 348 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:08,960 Now, we gotta get the father. 349 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,080 We... 350 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:10,900 We gotta get... 351 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,340 We gotta get the father back. 352 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,620 Even though we can't get him back. 353 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,240 He's dead. 354 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,340 Why do I go to... 355 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,520 I don't wanna go here, man. 356 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:19,640 Fuckusan, right? 357 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,780 Should've gone back to the house. 358 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,180 Sorry, we're gonna have to fucking walk back to the house. 359 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,460 That's the way this game is. 360 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,540 You can fast travel back to the house. 361 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:26,900 You can... 362 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,640 Leaving the fucking house. 363 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:33,220 Strange they didn't program it for the other way around, but I mean, what can you do? 364 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,120 What can you do? 365 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,160 What can you do? 366 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,420 What can you do? 367 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,020 Yamanossi. 368 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:54,020 oh 369 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,600 get nightmares about this music to be honest here we go 370 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:22,820 focus on yeah Ricky Keller her you greatly enhanced your reputation thank you very much 371 00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:36,060 um real son I what is it folks on I'm sorry I told him a son what did you tell her I told her what 372 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:42,180 you're doing I told her everything I know he fucking grasped me up to the old lady and he's so shamed 373 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:55,560 that he's doubled over you want I just couldn't help myself and it is I needed to know know what folks 374 00:18:55,560 --> 00:19:05,280 are I'm really sorry it's okay folks are do you know anything about the Phoenix mirror the Phoenix 375 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:14,760 mirror my father may have had it no I've never heard him say anything about a mirror really you need some 376 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:27,840 might know something about it though okay let's go ask her right back to the outlet the story is the 377 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,880 story is fluid the story is extremely fluid it's moving at pace it's beginning to move at pace you 378 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,320 need to keep abreast of all the developments that are happening it's happening at a lightning fast 379 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:43,800 pace golem who'd have thought about a golem creature would have even existed let's just let's just I can't 380 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:52,500 words can't describe it's it's insanity son talks very loud doesn't he Jesus she's cut up huh the old lady's 381 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,340 cut up about it, man. 382 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,560 Don't worry, Lil. 383 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,220 Chill out. 384 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,820 Yeah. 385 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:16,920 Yeah. 386 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:18,680 Yeah. 387 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,500 You fucking have, to be honest with you. 388 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:22,920 You have. 389 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,080 You need to have a long, hard look at yourself. 390 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:25,980 I'm sorry. 391 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,520 Any more yen for the arcade? 392 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,880 Well, it's fucking you need to try... 393 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,680 What? 394 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,640 It wasn't that long ago when 395 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,560 Azuki-sensei went to an antique shop 396 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,460 to have something stored for him. 397 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:42,940 And? 398 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:43,620 Your father did what? 399 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,420 I don't know what it was, 400 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,880 but he said it was very important. 401 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:52,280 She's... 402 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,120 She's racked. 403 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,220 She's shook, man. 404 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,380 She's rattled. 405 00:20:58,900 --> 00:20:59,880 Antique shop. 406 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:00,980 Yeah. 407 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,440 Jacob Rees, Mog MP. 408 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,100 Thanks for the Brexit money. 409 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,040 Hard slime. 410 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,820 Thank you very much. 411 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,760 Hard slime. 412 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,440 Thanks very much, hard slime. 413 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,680 Any more notes in this notepad? 414 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,640 So you can buy this down in the store 415 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,580 or shop. 416 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:28,300 If you... 417 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:28,980 Whatever you want. 418 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,760 Whatever way you want to skin that apple. 419 00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,140 You can buy a notepad like this 420 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,140 probably for between... 421 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:36,760 I'd say 3.45 and 5 euro. 422 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,200 Depending on where you go. 423 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,120 Maybe the 5-1... 424 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,980 5-1 could be fucking moleskin. 425 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,400 What did she fucking tell me to do? 426 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,460 What did she fucking tell me to do? 427 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:59,180 What the hell did she tell me to do? 428 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,480 Thanks for the tip. 429 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,060 I'll buy a pint with that. 430 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,940 Snake Plissken, thank you... 431 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:09,020 For the kind-hearted... 432 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,720 Situation... 433 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,720 You bestowed upon the stream. 434 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:16,840 Antique shop. 435 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,540 Is that in town? 436 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,100 Chat. 437 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,900 Does anybody know where the antique shop is? 438 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,480 Can they help me cheat on the game to progress fast? 439 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,620 In order to provide you with a liquid, smooth... 440 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,620 Transitionary situation between... 441 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:33,620 An already staggered and ill-thought-out... 442 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:34,620 Premise... 443 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:35,620 Story... 444 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:37,820 And... 445 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,300 Sequence of events... 446 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,620 Which has led to this... 447 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,240 Having to go to an antique shop in the first place. 448 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:44,840 Can anybody tell me... 449 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,040 Where that antique shop is? 450 00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:47,460 Thank you very much. 451 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:54,660 Debuita. 452 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:54,880 Okay. 453 00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:55,640 Thank you very much. 454 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,700 Tim Donovan. 455 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:57,020 Cheers. 456 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,140 It's great to have your backing... 457 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:00,860 And... 458 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,340 And it's great to have all the help. 459 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,140 I can really breeze through this... 460 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,520 Supposedly. 461 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:06,540 Supposedly. 462 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,360 Who knows what'll happen now. 463 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,320 I'll probably have to fucking... 464 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,520 Last night I had to... 465 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,140 Stop a man from... 466 00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:14,200 Kidnapping a child. 467 00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,280 Snatching him off the street. 468 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,520 While a man was about to stab me in the back. 469 00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,000 And in order to get the fucking... 470 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,020 Child free from the man... 471 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,160 I had to kick a football... 472 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:23,980 Against his head. 473 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:27,480 Yeah. 474 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,860 Snake Plissken and Mr. Gillerhoon. 475 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:31,960 Mr. 476 00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,700 Mr. Gillerhoon. 477 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:37,380 Thanks very much Mr. Gillerhoon. 478 00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:45,940 We gotta head into town now... 479 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,880 And fucking Gillerhoon... 480 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,380 Gillerhoon a few... 481 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,320 A few schnapples... 482 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,220 From the arcade. 483 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,580 When's the next season of Hardy Bucks Mr. Gillerhoon? 484 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,460 I'm not sure. 485 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:01,400 Because it's... 486 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,680 It's the fucking... 487 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,060 It's the big boys isn't it? 488 00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:04,960 The RTE boys. 489 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,220 The Ryan Tubber the Aaron boys. 490 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,380 They control the beast. 491 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,020 They're the fuckers that say yeah or nae so we... 492 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:13,840 I don't know man. 493 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,000 I don't know. 494 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,160 Mr. Gillerhoon. 495 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,280 What? 496 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,320 Snake man. 497 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,080 Snake man. 498 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:46,080 Antique shop. Where are we going? Antique shop. Hit me. Antique shop. 499 00:24:46,080 --> 00:25:15,760 Antique shop. So we've got apartments, Mochizuki. We've China, Rossiya. We're flowers, Ida. 500 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:43,340 We've got vegetables, Yokatsu. We've got Heights, Okayama. We've got ramen, Manpuk, Manpukkan. Bar, Yokosuka. Ajit is Chinese. We've got sports Hattori. Drugstore Honda. Vegetables, Yokatsu. I said that already. We've got sushi Takara. Antiques Bunkado. 501 00:25:43,340 --> 00:26:04,140 Fasho Kichi. We've got surplus Karita. Patches Mary. Bakery Kamini. Flowers Smiley. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Snake Plissken. How are things? 502 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:20,180 Antiques Bunkado. Is there one? Is there? Oh, there is. Yeah. Great. I got lost in the readout that I forgot that I was reading to find out where the, uh, Antiques Bunkado. 503 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:35,820 Antiques Bunkado. Who came up with the concept for Antiques Bunkado in fuckin' Shenmue? That bit. That bit was lit. It was fire. 504 00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:56,580 Antiques Bunkado. What the f- Look at this. Fuckin' Sandy bars. Is this December in Japan? Is it? Do they even have a woman there? 505 00:26:56,580 --> 00:27:13,380 Excuse me? Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. Yes? What is it? Do you know where the antique shop is? Patches Mary. Thank you very much. If you only moved into our antique shop, it's across from Hoka Hoka Lunches. Thanks. 506 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,080 Let's press. 507 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:32,920 Antique shop. Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! It's over next to Water Dragon Thrift Shop, where I might mention all used clothes are on sale for the holidays. Thanks. 508 00:27:34,500 --> 00:28:03,900 So the descent into madness continues with the Shenmuey. It's been like a real twist halfway through the game, I think it's meant to be now. Things are just going fucking mad. They put Santa Claus and a golem in there. Antiques Bacado. Where the fuck was Bacado now? Down. Here he is again, man. I wanted to go back and use the map before I have to fucking say hello. 509 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:18,980 Antique shop. Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! It's across from Hoku Hoku Lunches. While you're there, I recommend you pick up their special Christmas lunchbox. Thanks. 510 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:33,300 There he goes, man. Santa Claus. Hmm. So it's on the end. I went past... 511 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:39,440 I went past the fucking thing. I had to walk away from it. I was in the antique shop there. I had to fucking walk away from it. 512 00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:45,060 Maybe here, is it? Yeah. 513 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:53,160 Yeah. I want to tell you something about pickled onions. It's a great snack. Anytime it's been. 514 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:53,520 Excuse me. 515 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,100 Thank you very much. 516 00:28:58,980 --> 00:28:59,300 Oh. 517 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:11,840 What the fuck? What the fuck? It was made especially for that butterfly woman. 518 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:16,400 You know, Madam Butterfly, don't you? 519 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,400 Pachini jab. 520 00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:24,040 You, your Hazuki Sensei's... 521 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,080 He's fucking dodgy, man. 522 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:31,020 Oh my... That was a terrible thing. Your father. 523 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,200 Bow down, okay. 524 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:38,560 Ah. I was holding something at Sensei's request. 525 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:39,880 Hmm. 526 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,100 What the fuck is Sensei, man? 527 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:43,680 Just where did I put it? Huh? 528 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:47,100 Give me... Give me all your money, hey. 529 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:51,180 It was very important. So I put it here. 530 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:51,300 Yeah. 531 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:51,300 I put it here. 532 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:51,300 I put it here. 533 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,460 He'd asked me to polish and look after it for him. 534 00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:08,100 Friendly King 29. 535 00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:15,120 For my father, it's given to the Hazuki heirs once they turn 18. 536 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,140 I gather this antique has been passed down from generation to generation. 537 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,100 Father... 538 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:38,260 If there's anything I can do for you, please let me know. 539 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:44,980 Hazuki Sensei was always there for me when I needed him. 540 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,140 Was there anything else that he asked you to hold for him? 541 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:54,820 Anything else? 542 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,560 Spiders. 543 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,540 Like a mirror. Called the Phoenix Mirror. 544 00:30:58,940 --> 00:30:59,540 Spiders. 545 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,560 A Phoenix Mirror. Hmm... 546 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,360 Spiders. 547 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,280 Sorry. I don't know of any mirror. 548 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,000 Spiders. 549 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,320 Well, that's okay. 550 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,400 Spiders. 551 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,760 Spiders. Thank you very much. 552 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:18,920 Spiders. 553 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:25,720 Right. 554 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:33,020 Now I have to, uh, we've, we've, the story is developing at an alarming rate. The story is moving 555 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:33,860 at pace. 556 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,600 Dad left me the 557 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,520 Suzuki family sword handguard. 558 00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:40,380 Landy will never get the other mirror. 559 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,840 The antique shop 560 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,740 is opposite the lunchbox. We know that. 561 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:45,660 We've just been in there. 562 00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:49,120 Might as well strike that out or delete it. 563 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,860 Fucking get an eraser or something. 564 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:51,540 Ink, is it? 565 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,700 Go and buy a fucking can of Tipex 566 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,260 down the wholesale mart. 567 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,000 We can use a bit 568 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,700 and then we can sell the rest on done deal. 569 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:01,000 Okay. 570 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,300 Landy will never get the other mirror. 571 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,320 Dad left me the Suzuki family fucking sword handguard. 572 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,360 Alright, we need to bring this. I'd say we need to bring 573 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,940 this bastard back to the dojo. 574 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,160 Plug it in and see if it switches on. 575 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,360 I wonder what the voltage is on the fucking 576 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,520 hand cannon. On the... I'm going 577 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,320 the wrong way. On the sword 578 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,700 handle thing I'm about to put on. 579 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:28,540 Is there... Is there power 580 00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:30,140 going to it or is battery powered? 581 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:32,640 Yeah. 582 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:32,940 Yeah. 583 00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,120 Hazuki's mirror. 584 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,460 Welcome to the mainframe, 585 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:39,280 Hazuki's mirror. 586 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,660 Just want to say thanks very much 587 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,060 for making this dream a reality 588 00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:44,820 and a possibility. 589 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:46,420 You're providing 590 00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,880 these dreams 591 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,740 and nightmares 592 00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:50,880 for everybody to see. 593 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,660 the nightmare of Shenmue. 594 00:32:58,660 --> 00:32:58,660 The nightmare of Shenmue. 595 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,220 I'm a bit worried now 596 00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:06,560 that I'm just going to go around the corner 597 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,200 and fucking Schmeagle's going to come out 598 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,380 and smack me in my shoulder blade. 599 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:16,660 with a fucking pool ball 600 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:17,700 in a sock. 601 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,640 He went down to the tables 602 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,320 around town 603 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,100 and cleared out all the eight balls 604 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,700 and he keeps them for a sock 605 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:25,540 that he's got at home. 606 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,280 And when he wants to go and inflict damage 607 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,600 he fucking eight balls them. 608 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,480 before he hits them 609 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,380 he goes up to them, right? 610 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:35,060 Swinging the eight ball in the sock. 611 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,160 This little golem fucker, 612 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:37,260 he was uptown last night. 613 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,740 Swinging his fucking eight ball around 614 00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:41,020 in a foot, 615 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,220 a Gaelic sock. 616 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:43,760 And he just goes, 617 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,020 Want to ask the eight ball a question? 618 00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:49,280 And he just fucking went whack. 619 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,000 There was no time for your man to answer. 620 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,100 He fucking smacked your man's head. 621 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,280 Eight ball. 622 00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:56,440 Tell you, 623 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,240 his head was the fucking eight ball after that. 624 00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,280 He was asking himself 625 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,440 some serious questions, hey. 626 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:05,240 Now, how do we get out of this situation? 627 00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:06,340 The cat in the towel. 628 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,440 The cat in the towel. 629 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:13,240 Do they worship Christ out in Japan 630 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,880 or is it a different god or deity? 631 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:15,660 What's the story? 632 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:23,920 Did they make it over to Japan 633 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:24,620 with Christianity 634 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:25,620 or did it fail? 635 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,400 I heard they had a fucking, 636 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:29,900 they had a tight old border patrol 637 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:31,260 around Japan back in the day. 638 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,600 They weren't letting fuckers in like. 639 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,380 Did Jesus and the boys 640 00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:36,800 make it over for a shtag? 641 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,100 Yes. 642 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,840 This was at the antique shop for me. 643 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,560 Let's see. 644 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,400 It's a sword handguard. 645 00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:47,080 Yeah. 646 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:47,960 Handguard? 647 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,900 It was my father's. 648 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,180 It's a part of my inheritance. 649 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:52,620 I see. 650 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,080 Have you seen this before? 651 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,500 Is he still so ashamed 652 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,840 that he has to go like that? 653 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,060 Is that what happens in Japan 654 00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:05,780 if people are ashamed 655 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:06,840 they have to go around like that? 656 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,720 It's fucking sad, man. 657 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,900 But it's respectful. 658 00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:11,620 But I mean, 659 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,280 it's extreme. 660 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,160 Or is he just trying to get a look 661 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,160 at the middle? 662 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:37,680 How many more times 663 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,540 are we going to have to ask 664 00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:42,160 the Owl Lady for help on this quest? 665 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,380 I meant to be doing it myself. 666 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:45,400 Where is she? 667 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,660 This is another thing. 668 00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:49,780 It takes 10 minutes 669 00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:50,860 to navigate the corridors. 670 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,560 The controls aren't great 671 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,260 so then you have to go 672 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:55,160 and find herself. 673 00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,280 And I can't even remember 674 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,220 what rooms what. 675 00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,120 I don't want... 676 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,000 It closes the door. 677 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,020 I don't want to go in there. 678 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:01,980 It's tough. 679 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,120 It didn't work out for me. 680 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,460 It didn't work out for me. 681 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,140 And now I'm walking around. 682 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:07,760 I'm out of sorts. 683 00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:10,040 But I want to tell you something, Pat. 684 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:10,840 You're listening in to me 685 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,440 so you can see 686 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,460 whether I'm right or I'm wrong. 687 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,360 It was never your intention 688 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,200 to go into the toilet. 689 00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:16,960 I am a snake. 690 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,700 When I slither home, 691 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,400 after a hard day out in fields, 692 00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:21,780 there's nothing I like more 693 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,160 than lashing a few shtickings 694 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,080 into the fireplace 695 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,040 and setting fire to them. 696 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,540 Be careful not to burn your hands 697 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:28,080 like I did. 698 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,660 While I'm waiting 699 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,940 for that baby to get going, 700 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,860 I do a few rolls on the ground 701 00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:34,020 and a few reptilious repetitions 702 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,780 just to get the blood flowing. 703 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:38,140 Once those flames are licking high, 704 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,080 it's time to shtick your colant. 705 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,920 You can generate extra drafthage 706 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,000 by using your gooch as a waft. 707 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,360 Now all that's left 708 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,340 is to sit back 709 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,620 and warm your sack by- 710 00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:49,960 We're here. 711 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:50,860 Found her. 712 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,080 Fucking found her. 713 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:56,640 This was at the antique shop. 714 00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:57,520 Right. 715 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,340 A sword handguard. 716 00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:01,580 Yeah. 717 00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:02,420 A sword handguard. 718 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,340 I gave the owl lady 719 00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:05,140 the sword handguard to examine. 720 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,460 Apparently it belonged to the owlad 721 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,160 who was dispatched by Landee. 722 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:12,420 Ine-san, 723 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,960 do you know anything about this? 724 00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:16,940 The snow ring, 725 00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:18,160 the two stars, 726 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,120 and a sword. 727 00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:21,560 That's the Hazuki family crest. 728 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,780 And that mirror you're looking for, 729 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,640 I wonder if there's a connection. 730 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,000 Maybe your father left us a clue. 731 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,340 Snow ring, 732 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,600 two stars, 733 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:36,760 one sword. 734 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:43,220 Thanks. 735 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,420 What's this now? 736 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,500 Snow ring, 737 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,140 two stars, 738 00:37:58,140 --> 00:37:58,960 one sword. 739 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,720 The Hazuki family crest. 740 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,140 Snow ring, 741 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:03,700 two stars, 742 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,360 one sword. 743 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,060 The Hazuki family crest. 744 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,340 Snow ring, 745 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:07,860 two stars, 746 00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:08,440 one sword. 747 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,160 The Hazuki family crest. 748 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,460 Snow ring, 749 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:11,960 two stars, 750 00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:12,500 one sword. 751 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,200 The Hazuki family crest. 752 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:14,800 Break it down. 753 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:15,700 Right, 754 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,160 we gotta put that into a fucking dojo box 755 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:18,620 or something. 756 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:19,860 It might help us with the, 757 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,040 it'll help us with the next leg of the story. 758 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,420 Who knows what that's gonna be, 759 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:24,600 man. 760 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,060 A gang of fucking 761 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,940 walking trees or something. 762 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,180 Come to tell me that my father 763 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:31,160 is actually alive. 764 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:31,720 Wasn't, 765 00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:33,520 wasn't killed by the Chinese man, 766 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:33,960 Landee. 767 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,040 That Landee is actually my grandfather. 768 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,320 The yard, 769 00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:39,720 please. 770 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,500 I just wanna go to the yard. 771 00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:44,940 Bit of fucking, 772 00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:47,320 I wonder if the dojo opened before six, 773 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:49,320 can you get into the dojo after five 774 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,320 or do they lock it up? 775 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:51,380 Does the ground, 776 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,560 fucking dojo keeper is a prick, 777 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:53,800 man. 778 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,620 There's a dojo keeper, 779 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,340 he's surly, 780 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:58,700 he doesn't like you fucking getting in after hours, 781 00:38:58,820 --> 00:38:59,540 but if you know what, 782 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,980 if you say hello to him during the days, 783 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,040 he's usually talkative, 784 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:03,780 you can get to know him 785 00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:04,200 and fucking, 786 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,760 twist his arm then later on. 787 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:07,360 Hey, 788 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:08,240 not literally, 789 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:09,560 he's fucking 85. 790 00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:17,000 now let's stick this sword thing onto the fucking yoke box. 791 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,440 Maybe we'll get somewhere in the game then. 792 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,560 Yes. 793 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,440 Why is that here? 794 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:21,820 Well, 795 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,040 I'll tell you, 796 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:23,820 I'll give you two reasons. 797 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:24,540 One, 798 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:25,780 because of something. 799 00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:26,380 Two, 800 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:28,480 just put the fucking piece in the wall. 801 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:33,900 What's this doing here? 802 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,420 Is it some kind of switch? 803 00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:36,900 It's not, 804 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:38,540 it's not there for no reason, 805 00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:38,820 man. 806 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,640 Just fucking have a, 807 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,760 like, 808 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,500 just see if it, 809 00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:43,960 if it's a fucking switch. 810 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,360 It's weird, 811 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:47,600 man. 812 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:48,560 The game's fucking weird, 813 00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:48,840 man. 814 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,020 Fucking weird shit, 815 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,240 man. 816 00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:53,740 Who invented this, 817 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:53,960 man? 818 00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:04,020 Big, 819 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:04,800 big thanks, 820 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,500 round of applause, 821 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:06,820 please, 822 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,820 everybody for the, 823 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:08,140 um, 824 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,440 the sponsors. 825 00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:12,800 Fucking everyone who's making it happen. 826 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,100 Atty Mass, 827 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:14,780 Dr. Ocker, 828 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:15,300 Hosier, 829 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,300 Mark Zuckerberg, 830 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:17,660 Irish Life, 831 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:18,560 Landis. 832 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,240 Fucking, 833 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,080 thanks for the tip. 834 00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:23,560 I'll buy a pint with that. 835 00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:24,660 Shenboogaloo. 836 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,320 Thank you very much, 837 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,200 Shenboogaloo, 838 00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:32,260 for your kind-hearted sponsorship 839 00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:33,520 of the podcast show. 840 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:34,960 Whatever you want to call it, 841 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:35,560 Mogcast. 842 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,780 The pumpkin-headed man, 843 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,700 still on the run. 844 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,640 Thanks very much. 845 00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:52,360 Now Landini, 846 00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:53,760 Landini, Landini, Landini. 847 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:54,820 Where are you, Landini? 848 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:56,280 We gotta find you, baby. 849 00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:00,340 We've 20 minutes left. 850 00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:02,240 We need to find Landi and kill him. 851 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:02,940 Ring his neck. 852 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:08,160 Landi will never get the other mirror. 853 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:08,360 Yeah, 854 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,160 we know that. 855 00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:11,380 The Phoenix coin. 856 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,260 Maybe I can examine the Phoenix coin. 857 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,780 Is it the sword hand guard? 858 00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:17,140 Maybe I can examine this, 859 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,360 Resident Evil style. 860 00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:22,500 There'll be like something written on the back. 861 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:35,740 Schnoring two stars, one sword. 862 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:36,900 Schnoring. 863 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:40,140 What the fuck is schnoring, man? 864 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,500 You need to go to the basement now, but if you have to put on the light in the house. 865 00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:50,380 The basement. 866 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:04,820 Don't practice. 867 00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:16,740 I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. 868 00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:21,140 Okay. 869 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:27,560 Where is this going to tick? The story is moving at pace once again. 870 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,460 The story is moving at pace. Such pace. 871 00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:37,720 What could it be for? 872 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:41,280 Fucking hell, man. 873 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:49,640 It's... There's no let up in it. There's no respite. There's no respite. It just keeps hitting you. 874 00:42:59,140 --> 00:42:59,580 Schnoring. 875 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:03,800 Open the basement. There's a torch. 876 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:04,740 Yeah. 877 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,540 I want to say a big thank you to the Owl Lady. 878 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,660 You're always there for me. 879 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,120 Since birth. 880 00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:14,460 And you're always supportive of everything I do, including the streams. 881 00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:21,220 Thanks for the donation, Owl Lady. You're like the Owl Lady in Shenmue, Owl Lady. 882 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,780 Always leaving me a few pounds for the arcade at the door every morning. 883 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:40,340 Did it say the basement, is it? 884 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,480 There's a torch in the house, is there? 885 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:45,940 Do I need to go and get... 886 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:54,340 We have 15 minutes left to see what's in this basement. 887 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:57,100 It's getting tense. 888 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,680 The story is fluid. 889 00:43:59,060 --> 00:43:59,900 It's in flux. 890 00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:01,600 It's in flux. 891 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,940 The developments are thick and fast. 892 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,820 Where's the torch? 893 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,220 Has anybody seen the torch? 894 00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:22,700 Does anybody know where the torch is? 895 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,100 The last scene in the house, I think, is the key to that. 896 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,040 There's a key in the house that you need. 897 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,100 When Bobby in the chat, when is this game set? 898 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,140 1986 in Japan, Bobby. 899 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,800 1986 in Japan. 900 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:39,940 Yeah. 901 00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,900 Is the torch in the jacks, is it? 902 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,740 Thanks very much for that tip. 903 00:44:53,780 --> 00:45:00,120 If it's true, I'll persevere to get past this wall and then fucking make my way to the jacks. 904 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,560 And it's just... 905 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:06,020 A lot of frustration. 906 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:15,400 There's a hell of a lot of frustration going on here. Is that a torch on top of the cistern? Is it or...? 907 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,400 Was that... was... was that bollocks here? Was it? 908 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,400 Are you taking the piss? 909 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:37,400 *Bellet sounds* 910 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,400 Under the phone in the hallway. 911 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,400 Fuck. 912 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,400 Oh, for fuck's sake. 913 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,400 Move off the step, he puts his fucking shoes on. 914 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,400 Yeah. 915 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,400 Not from effing, thank you very much. 916 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,400 Haven't seen a story move so fast since the mid-80s Glenrow. 917 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,400 You're... 918 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,400 You're on the same page, man. 919 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,400 I don't know what's going on here, but it's... 920 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,400 It's painful, but I'm... 921 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,400 Maybe there's a reward when you put the fucking effort in. 922 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:21,400 Are you sure it's underneath this phone now, or was that... was that... was that... bullshit? 923 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,400 I don't know what's going on here. 924 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,400 I don't know what's going on here. 925 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,400 I don't know what's going on here. 926 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,400 I don't know what's going on here. 927 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,400 I don't know what's going on here. 928 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,400 I don't know what's going on here. 929 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,400 I don't know what's going on here. 930 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,400 I don't know what's going on here. 931 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,400 I don't know what's going on here. 932 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,400 I don't know what's going on here. 933 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,400 I don't know what's going on here. 934 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,400 I don't know what's going on here. 935 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,400 I don't know what's going on here. 936 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,400 I don't know what's going on here. 937 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,400 I don't know what's going on here. 938 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,400 I don't know what's going on here. 939 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,400 I don't know what's going on here. 940 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,400 I don't know what's going on here. 941 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,400 I don't know what's going on here. 942 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,400 I don't know what's going on here. 943 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,400 I don't know what's going on here. 944 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,400 I don't know what's going on here. 945 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,400 I don't know what's going on here. 946 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,400 I don't know what's going on here. 947 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,400 I don't know what's going on here. 948 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,400 I don't know what's going on here. 949 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,400 I don't know what's going on here. 950 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,400 I don't know what's going on here. 951 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,400 I don't know what's going on here. 952 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,400 I don't know what's going on here. 953 00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,400 I don't know what's going on here. 954 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400 I don't know what's going on here. 955 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,400 I don't know what's going on here. 956 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,400 I don't know what's going on here. 957 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,400 I don't know what's going on here. 958 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,400 I don't know what's going on here. 959 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,400 I don't know what's going on here. 960 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,400 I don't know what's going on here. 961 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,400 I don't know what's going on here. 962 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,400 I don't know what's going on here. 963 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,400 I don't know what's going on here. 964 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,400 I don't know what's going on here. 965 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,400 I don't know what's going on here. 966 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,400 I don't know what's going on here. 967 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,400 I don't know what's going on here. 968 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,400 I don't know what's going on here. 969 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,400 I don't know what's going on here. 970 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,400 I don't know what's going on here. 971 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,400 I don't know what's going on here. 972 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,400 I don't know what's going on here. 973 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,400 I don't know what's going on here. 974 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,400 I don't know what's going on here. 975 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,400 I don't know what's going on here. 976 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,400 I don't know what's going on here. 977 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,400 I don't know what's going on here. 978 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,400 I don't know what's going on here. 979 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400 I don't know what's going on here. 980 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,400 I don't know what's going on here. 981 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,400 I don't know what's going on here. 982 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,400 I don't know what's going on here. 983 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,400 I don't know what's going on here. 984 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,400 I don't know what's going on here. 985 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,400 I don't know what's going on here. 986 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,400 I don't know what's going on here. 987 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,400 I don't know what's going on here. 988 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,400 I don't know what's going on here. 989 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,400 I don't know what's going on here. 990 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,400 I don't know what's going on here. 991 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,400 I don't know what's going on here. 992 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,400 I don't know what's going on here. 993 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,400 I don't know what's going on here. 994 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,400 I don't know what's going on here. 995 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,400 I don't know what's going on here. 996 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,400 I don't know what's going on here. 997 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,400 I don't know what's going on here. 998 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,400 I don't know what's going on here. 999 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1000 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1001 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1002 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1003 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1004 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1005 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1006 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1007 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1008 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1009 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1010 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1011 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1012 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1013 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1014 00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1015 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1016 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1017 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1018 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1019 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1020 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,400 How do we know what's going on here? 1021 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,400 We don't know what's going on here. 1022 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1023 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1024 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1025 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1026 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1027 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1028 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1029 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1030 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1031 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1032 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1033 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1034 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1035 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1036 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1037 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1038 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1039 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1040 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,400 I don't know what's going on here. 1041 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,400 I think there must be something pretty important in there. 1042 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,400 Is there? 1043 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,400 Fouksan. 1044 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,400 Ryo-san. 1045 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,400 That wooden box in the dojo? 1046 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,400 It's locked. 1047 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,400 It was probably something of sensei's. 1048 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,400 My father's? 1049 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,400 Moonrock. 1050 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,400 Fucking hell, man. 1051 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,400 I'm going to search the dojo now. 1052 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,400 I've been in the dojo. 1053 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,400 We're going around in circles. 1054 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,400 Someone else is telling me to go into town 1055 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,400 to buy a fucking light bulb. 1056 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,400 Someone's telling me to go into the father's room. 1057 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,400 Someone's telling me to go to the dojo. 1058 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,400 Fucking hell, man. 1059 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,400 What's going on here? 1060 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,400 What's going on here? 1061 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,400 This is... 1062 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,400 I... 1063 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,400 Look, the story was moving at pace earlier on. 1064 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,400 It's... 1065 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,400 It's... 1066 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,400 It's been a bit of a fucking... 1067 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,400 Look, I'm not going to lie. 1068 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,400 There's been a bit of a slowdown in the pace. 1069 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,400 But I... 1070 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,400 I believe... 1071 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,400 That... 1072 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,400 Patience is a virtue and you can... 1073 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,400 We might be rewarded if we stay at this. 1074 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,400 Ine-san. 1075 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,400 And say, I'm gonna die. 1076 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,400 Do-san. 1077 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,400 Are you still looking for those men? 1078 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,400 Yes. 1079 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,400 See you later, Ine-san. 1080 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,400 Yes. 1081 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,400 Where's dad's room? 1082 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,400 Where is dad's room? 1083 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,400 Just tell me where dad's room is. 1084 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,400 Why did dad have his own room? 1085 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,400 Did they... 1086 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,400 Did they... 1087 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,400 Was this dad's room? 1088 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,400 Fucking telly in the orange. 1089 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,400 Gang of oranges in a fucking basket on a TV. 1090 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,400 Is that... 1091 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,400 Is that what dad was at? 1092 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,400 Did he like... 1093 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:11,400 Did he like... 1094 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,400 Did he like... 1095 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,400 Did he like... 1096 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,400 Did he like that? 1097 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,400 I'm asking because I don't know. 1098 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,400 I don't know where my father went to anyway. 1099 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,400 He was killed. 1100 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,400 I don't know if he went to heaven or what. 1101 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1102 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1103 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1104 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1105 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1106 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1107 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1108 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1109 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus. 1110 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,400 I'm asking because I don't know. 1111 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,400 I don't know where my father went to anyway. 1112 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,400 He's killed. 1113 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,400 I don't know if he went to heaven or what. 1114 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,400 I don't know if I'm meant to believe in Jesus in Japan. 1115 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,400 Or is it more of a Buddhist situation? 1116 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,400 Or what are they worshipping over there? 1117 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:04,400 The story is moving at a very subtle kind of pace. 1118 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,400 It's not one for the faint of heart. 1119 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:11,400 It's definitely not a Hollywood pace. 1120 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,400 Is this it? 1121 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,400 I've heard this room at the end of the corridor. 1122 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,400 The corridor. 1123 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,400 Ah look. 1124 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,400 Maybe it's just... 1125 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,400 No. 1126 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,400 All right. 1127 00:51:37,400 --> 00:52:07,380 All right. 1128 00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:37,360 All right. 1129 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,360 A fucking million dollar budget game, man. 1130 00:52:39,820 --> 00:52:40,780 AAA at the time. 1131 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,240 AAA at the time. 1132 00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:49,060 Oh, sure. 1133 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,680 It was AAA at the fucking time. 1134 00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:53,400 We couldn't get enough of it. 1135 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,600 You spend a day looking for the father's bedroom. 1136 00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:58,400 The father had his own room, like. 1137 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,920 You spend a fucking day looking for it, man. 1138 00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:03,400 But you enjoyed it at the end, right? 1139 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,220 Go back. 1140 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:11,200 What the fuck do you mean go back? 1141 00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:17,540 Maybe... 1142 00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:18,820 Is it here, is it? 1143 00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:26,020 Oh, thank fuck. 1144 00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:28,660 This has to be it, is it? 1145 00:53:33,620 --> 00:53:34,660 Oh, man. 1146 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,420 This is something else. 1147 00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:39,540 Something else you want to hit you with. 1148 00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:56,020 Is it on the coffee table, is it? 1149 00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,640 What the fuck? 1150 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,040 Maybe it's in here, is it? 1151 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:15,960 Is it in this... 1152 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,460 This basket in the hallway here? 1153 00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:20,720 This... 1154 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,480 See this thing here? 1155 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:23,700 Is it in that? 1156 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:35,780 Is there a map? 1157 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,180 Boxes room go there. 1158 00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:38,640 What are you on about? 1159 00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:40,280 I'll never laugh. 1160 00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:41,280 The one where... 1161 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,040 The room where... 1162 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,440 The room we were in, is it? 1163 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,020 The music. 1164 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:56,520 Oh, my God. 1165 00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:58,520 We've only five minutes left. 1166 00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:12,500 Look at the urn, is it? 1167 00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:13,600 Look at the urn. 1168 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,380 Is that an urn or is it a vase? 1169 00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:27,520 What the fuck? 1170 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:27,520 What the fuck? 1171 00:55:46,220 --> 00:55:47,120 Turn into the fucking room. 1172 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,160 Please, just go in the room. 1173 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:49,700 Please, walk into the fucking room. 1174 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,660 Oh, fuck, man. 1175 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,340 This has got issues. 1176 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:57,860 Come on. 1177 00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:02,100 Oh. 1178 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:11,780 What? 1179 00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:12,280 Story. 1180 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:24,360 Story. 1181 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,620 Everybody, the story is moving apace. 1182 00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:28,500 Okay, we've got four minutes left. 1183 00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:29,740 This is just... 1184 00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:30,780 We've gone... 1185 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,160 We're in cyberspace now after the Golem instant. 1186 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:46,080 Oh, man. 1187 00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:47,740 Fucking hell. 1188 00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:49,440 I'm close to tears here. 1189 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,580 My fucking heart is broken. 1190 00:56:52,580 --> 00:57:22,560 *sad music* 1191 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:29,060 *sad music* 1192 00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:31,060 Oh they're Buddhists! 1193 00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:37,060 *sad music* 1194 00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:39,060 Hey, you doin a bit of Buddhism are ya? 1195 00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:43,060 *sad music* 1196 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,060 Hey, you doin a bit of Buddhism? 1197 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:47,060 Where's the phoenix mirror? 1198 00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:49,060 You doin a bit of Buddhism, yeah! 1199 00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:51,060 *sad music* 1200 00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:53,060 *sad music* 1201 00:57:53,060 --> 00:57:55,060 Wow! 1202 00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:57,060 *sad music* 1203 00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:59,060 Saint Anthony job! 1204 00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:05,060 *sad music* 1205 00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:09,060 Package of matches! 1206 00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:13,060 *sad music* 1207 00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:15,060 *sad music* 1208 00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:17,060 *sad music* 1209 00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:17,060 Wow! 1210 00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:19,060 Just got a box of matches man! 1211 00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:21,060 *sad music* 1212 00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:23,060 *sad music* 1213 00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:25,060 *sad music* 1214 00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:27,060 *sad music* 1215 00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:29,060 *sad music* 1216 00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:51,600 Fucking thanks very much man. It's tough at the moment. I'm feeling the pinch to be honest with you. You're stuck inside this house. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I'm praying to the Buddhists and stuff. Any crap with yourself anyway. You're up to town later on yeah? Yeah fucking. See you later on. See you. You're just an old fucking blob of terror. 1217 00:58:57,820 --> 00:59:12,960 Did you see the big blob of terror that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town? Last time someone does that in my area. I'll make hands of the cunt. 1218 00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:42,280 Wanna be awful weary at the blob of terror. Okay so we have reached the end point of today's chapter. It's been amazing. It really has. We're gonna have to come back and continue this later on. Or maybe we'll give it 15 more. 1219 00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:57,840 Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. Because T22BC has asked for that. That's it. That's the ask. That's the ask. That's the ask. It's gone. It's done. I can't. I don't know if I can. Thanks very much T22. I don't know if I can. I don't think I can fucking do it man. 1220 00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:14,160 I'll do this tomorrow. Even he's saying it. We'll just go and get a bit of shut eye and see what happens. Maybe he'll have a dream and fucking St. Anthony. The Buddhist version of St. Anthony will come to him in the sleep. The sleep world. 1221 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:42,920 You can't underestimate a fucking great night's sleep. That's something I've always been on. Also a big fucking glass of water. Do you want a glass of water? 1222 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:52,340 Well I'm gonna head there now anyway so. You might as well fucking get yourself one. I'm gonna get it. It'll refresh. It's refreshing like you know. 1223 01:00:52,340 --> 01:01:22,320 Thank you. 1224 01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:52,300 Thank you. 1225 01:01:52,300 --> 01:02:22,280 Thank you. 1226 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:52,260 Thank you. 1227 01:02:52,260 --> 01:02:54,260 Thank you. 1228 01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:57,580 I don't feel the benefit there in a few minutes. 1229 01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:03,260 Now... 1230 01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:13,020 No one has the answer. 1231 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:19,440 Zambezi Knights, thank you for your donation in T22BC and Owlady and Shemboogaloo and everyone who's been boogalooing. 1232 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,160 Are you sure you have a license for the fucking boogaloo because they're checking? 1233 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:33,100 Make sure you have your fucking yearly checkup done on it as well because if your fucking boogaloo is over 10 years old, you have to get it done every year then. 1234 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,080 Fucking money making scam. 1235 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:44,500 They have enough money making scams going on. They don't even have enough houses for people. Isn't that it? 1236 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:54,740 The fucking underwater data cable that's going from America to Ireland is being bought by Google and Facebook. 1237 01:03:54,920 --> 01:04:16,280 It's going to come in via Westport out that way. And it's going to be a high speed data link. I think it's a bit of a kick in the teeth. That it doesn't even bring anybody, the public broadband from, you know, if they want a high speed data, they must be able to get high speed internet out here in the fucking sticks. 1238 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:30,540 But they don't. But the companies will have like Facebook and Google will be super fast. But old Johnny Citizen out in the middle of nowhere doesn't get any speed broadband. They have to use a fucking 4G data bullshit. 1239 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,020 Yeah. 1240 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:40,600 Will you be supporting the Dalai Lama minister? I will be, yeah. 1241 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:45,960 Shenmue in darkroom at the end. Desk top drawer. 1242 01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:55,000 Please, for the love of stateside, come on. Darkroom at the end. Let's do this. Let's do it, James. Thanks for the help. I'll progress in the game with that. 1243 01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:59,520 Rory Santiago. Thank you very much. 1244 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:00,520 Rudry. 1245 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:12,980 I'm going to change in the name to Steam Pipe 1246 01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:14,780 Labougu. 1247 01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:17,820 next Tuesday week in the Dáil. 1248 01:05:39,420 --> 01:05:43,920 Did I empty this pot? Did I have a look and see if this pot was doing its thing? 1249 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:45,920 Oops. 1250 01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:55,920 The boogaloo. 1251 01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:06,920 Check the drawer. Yeah, I looked in the drawer. It wouldn't do anything. When I looked at the drawer, there was nothing he would do. 1252 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,920 Alright. Ah! 1253 01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:13,420 The story is developing at pace. 1254 01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:19,420 Huh. What's this key for? 1255 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:39,420 Do you know what? I feel fucking mighty after the water. Water of the coconut. Go and try it if you don't believe me. Go and skull 500ml to 750ml of water. You might feel like you have a bit of a swollen belly. But three, four minutes into that shit, you're... 1256 01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:40,420 Did you hear the whistle? 1257 01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:51,420 Did you hear the whistle? Fucking hell, man. I've developed a whistle. Try out the fucking water though. Shit news about the whistle. 1258 01:06:55,920 --> 01:07:12,920 Yeah. David Mack, thanks very much. Grab that key. Let's fucking put that key into... Let's stick that key into some door and turn... It's a mysterious one. I'm not gonna lie about it. It will come in handy when you fucking unlock a door. 1259 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:18,420 Do you know what? It's not rocket science, Hazuki. Or Ryu. The kanji on that are too hard for me to examine. I can't... I can't read the... Can anybody read the kanji there? Has anybody got a firm grasp... on kanji? Has anybody seen kanji? Was last seen... last... Can we put a search... 1260 01:07:18,420 --> 01:07:20,080 or real. 1261 01:07:26,860 --> 01:07:29,980 The kanji on that are too hard for me to examine. 1262 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,080 I can't read. 1263 01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:32,980 Can anybody read the kanji there? 1264 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,640 Has anybody got a firm grasp 1265 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:38,220 on kanji? 1266 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,340 Has anybody seen kanji? 1267 01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:41,760 It was last seen the last... 1268 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,760 Can we put a search party up for kanji? 1269 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,860 It was last in the fucking belfry 1270 01:07:45,860 --> 01:07:46,560 the last I saw. 1271 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,440 We were fucking having a few cans up there. 1272 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,120 Snoring. 1273 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,160 Dojo. Box in the dojo, is it? 1274 01:07:58,300 --> 01:07:59,740 I'm gonna fucking box you 1275 01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:01,580 in the dojo next time I see you, man. 1276 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,420 Did you ever take a box to the dojo? 1277 01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:11,800 I fucking ruptured the dojo. 1278 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:12,840 I have to be sure not to waste this. 1279 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,020 Had to go into the orthopedic unit. 1280 01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:17,580 My dojo got spliced. 1281 01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:36,220 I'm gonna splice your dojo, man. 1282 01:08:36,220 --> 01:08:37,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1283 01:08:37,540 --> 01:08:41,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1284 01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:41,940 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1285 01:08:41,940 --> 01:08:42,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1286 01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:43,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1287 01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:44,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1288 01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:45,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1289 01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:45,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1290 01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:46,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1291 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:46,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1292 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:47,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1293 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1294 01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:49,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1295 01:08:49,540 --> 01:08:50,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1296 01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:51,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1297 01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:52,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1298 01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:53,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1299 01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:53,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1300 01:08:53,540 --> 01:08:54,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1301 01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:55,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1302 01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:55,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1303 01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:56,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1304 01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:57,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1305 01:08:57,540 --> 01:08:58,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1306 01:08:58,540 --> 01:09:05,540 Why is there a slot here? 1307 01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:07,540 For the key. 1308 01:09:07,540 --> 01:09:33,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1309 01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:34,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1310 01:09:34,540 --> 01:09:35,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1311 01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:36,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1312 01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:37,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1313 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:38,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1314 01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:39,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1315 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:40,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1316 01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:41,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1317 01:09:41,540 --> 01:09:42,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1318 01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:43,540 Oh, there we go. 1319 01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:44,540 Is that the wooden? 1320 01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:45,540 Is that a shtep? 1321 01:09:45,540 --> 01:09:46,540 Or is it a box? 1322 01:09:46,540 --> 01:09:51,540 There's nothing unusual about this. 1323 01:09:51,540 --> 01:10:05,540 Sweet. 1324 01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:20,540 The story is developing at pace. 1325 01:10:20,540 --> 01:10:21,540 Yeah, it opened. 1326 01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,540 This sword, it has... 1327 01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,540 It's a Wu-Tang sword style, I say. 1328 01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,540 Thanks for the tip. 1329 01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,540 I'll buy a pint with that. 1330 01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:22,540 Boxes of Cobra Toxin. 1331 01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:23,540 Oh, I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1332 01:10:23,540 --> 01:10:24,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1333 01:10:24,540 --> 01:10:25,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1334 01:10:25,540 --> 01:10:26,540 I'm gonna go into the dojo. 1335 01:10:26,540 --> 01:10:27,540 Oh, my God. 1336 01:10:27,540 --> 01:10:31,540 This sword, it has... 1337 01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:45,540 It's a Wu-Tang sword style, I say. 1338 01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:46,540 Thanks for the tip. 1339 01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:48,540 I'll buy a pint with that. 1340 01:10:48,540 --> 01:10:51,540 Boxes of Cobra Toxin. 1341 01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,540 Thanks very much for that. 1342 01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:55,540 It's very nice to see you in the stream. 1343 01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:57,540 And supporting the stream. 1344 01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:59,540 You're a big time supporter of the stream. 1345 01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:00,540 And I appreciate it. 1346 01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:01,540 Ha! 1347 01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:16,540 But why is a sword with no handguard in this box? 1348 01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:22,540 Why is a sword with no handguard in this box? 1349 01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:32,540 I just wanted to say to you as well, boxes of Cobra Toxin. 1350 01:11:32,540 --> 01:11:36,540 Why does this sword have no handguard? 1351 01:11:36,540 --> 01:11:41,540 Thanks for the donation. 1352 01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:56,540 The blue ink of Geppetoland spreads forth thin to your hands, the blue ink ribbon. 1353 01:11:56,540 --> 01:12:11,540 You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat. 1354 01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:12,540 *Song* 1355 01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:14,540 *Song* 1356 01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:25,540 Can anybody? Can someone stop? We need to stop this plane fast! It's carrying a load of bombs! Someone's blowing these guns! There's a bomb on the plane! You need to stop the plane now! Stop the plane now! 1357 01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:31,540 Is that the helicopter? Jesus Christ! 1358 01:12:32,540 --> 01:12:36,540 Right, I don't know where the fucking sword is meant to go to be honest. 1359 01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:40,540 But I was meant to be off of this before anyway, so the saga will have to continue tomorrow. 1360 01:12:40,540 --> 01:12:52,540 And I'll talk to you later on. It's been a great situation, thanks to everybody who watched and everybody who has donated. It's very kind of you. The saga will continue. 1361 01:12:52,540 --> 01:13:01,540 It wasn't... it was a weird one today. This Gollum guy fucking threw me off. Schmeagl and the boys. Like a Japanese Schmeagl man. 1362 01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:07,540 Jappy Schmeagl. And I don't know where he came out of what his game is. 1363 01:13:07,540 --> 01:13:11,540 Sword in the wall. I'll put the fucking sword in the wall before I go in. 1364 01:13:11,540 --> 01:13:15,540 Oh yeah. You're telling me to shake the sword in the wall. 1365 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,540 Come on! 1366 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:33,540 What? 1367 01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:35,540 Why does this sword have no handguard? 1368 01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:36,540 Why does this sword have no handguard? 1369 01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:56,540 Please put the sword in that. Please. 1370 01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:57,540 Yes. 1371 01:13:57,540 --> 01:14:00,540 Why is that here? 1372 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,540 What's this slot for? 1373 01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:06,540 Who knows what this slot could be for. 1374 01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:10,540 I mean we're going to put the sword in there anyway. We'll see how we get on it. It's exciting. 1375 01:14:10,540 --> 01:14:12,540 I'm... I'm excited. 1376 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:22,540 75 million dollar game. 1377 01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:30,540 Sorry there. Cut away at the wrong thing. Sorry. 1378 01:14:31,540 --> 01:14:32,540 Okay. 1379 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:37,540 Oh. 1380 01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:40,540 Hey. 1381 01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:43,540 We've got a secret fucking passage. 1382 01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:45,540 Secret passage out the dojo. 1383 01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:49,540 If you wasn't watching, then fucking make sure you've got your eyes peeled now. 1384 01:14:50,540 --> 01:14:50,540 This is... 1385 01:14:51,540 --> 01:14:51,540 The story is... 1386 01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:52,540 It's fluid. 1387 01:14:53,540 --> 01:14:54,540 The developments are fluid. They're in flux. 1388 01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,540 All the pieces haven't been put together yet. 1389 01:14:57,540 --> 01:14:58,540 But we're getting there. 1390 01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:01,540 Wow. So it was a switch. 1391 01:15:07,540 --> 01:15:08,540 Where does that go man? 1392 01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:09,540 Where does that go man? 1393 01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:18,540 He's still got the socks on. I would have put the runners back on. 1394 01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:21,540 Sounds like it's dank down there. 1395 01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:23,540 He's probably going to get wet feet. 1396 01:15:25,540 --> 01:15:26,540 He'll have to fucking wash the socks. 1397 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540 He could get fucking mold on his socks. 1398 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540 I need light to go in. 1399 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540 Oh for fuck's sake. 1400 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540 Okay. 1401 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:26,540 Well we'll leave it at that. This is what we're faced with. The dark passageway. Even though I'd... I'd still fucking brave it without the light. Don't know what he's on about. 1402 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:56,420 the socks. He could get fucking mold on his socks. I need light to go in. Oh for fuck's sake. Okay well we'll leave it at that. This is what we're faced with, the dark passageway even though I'd still fucking brave it without the light. Don't know what he's on about. It's been real, it's been great and the 1403 01:15:56,420 --> 01:16:14,900 saga continues tomorrow probably around four or five. It's developing at pace. The fucking whole thing is developing at pace. I want to thank Firelighter's response for bringing us this. 1404 01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:53,100 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. Once those flames are licking high, it's time to stick your coal in it. You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 1405 01:16:56,180 --> 01:17:10,620 Thank you very much. Good night. God bless. 1406 01:17:10,620 --> 01:17:12,620 Good night. God bless. 1407 01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:26,060 Have a nice, have a nice time. See you tomorrow. 1408 01:17:26,060 --> 01:17:31,440 Thanks for watching. Bye bye. Saga tomorrow. Saga continues tomorrow.