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I am a snake who likes to play games. I am a snake who likes to play games. I am a snake who likes to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play games. I am a snake who likes to play games. I am a snake who likes to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play games. I am a snake who likes to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play games. I am a snake who likes to play games.

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I am a snake. My name is Matt James.

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I am a snake who likes to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play games.

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How are you keeping? What's your story? Welcome to the stream. How's your father? How's your mother? How's your sister? How's your brother?

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At the boom time. At the boom time. At the boom time. And at the boom time. Welcome to the stream, hey. I'm talking Thomas. Thomas Ward Rice. Same man.

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Lee Gibson. Fucking Phantom Fox. David St. Patrick. At the boom time. At the boom time. It's the fucking boom time, Jan. Were you ever out in the fucking boom time? Did you ever see the boom boom boys? You did.

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Boom time. Welcome back to the fucking boom time, hey.

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Well, how are things? It's very nice to have you back inside the mainframe carpal tunnel, which is connected to the cortex medulla in the back of the fucking cabbage.

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You'll know if you've ever done biology, junior search. Fucking leave insert. In the insides. The biology of the insides. Like fucking. I heard there was a cortex inside the mainframe.

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Well, I'm inside that at the moment. I want to tell you something. It's fucking mighty. I've been here for two weeks now. Trapped inside a box. Outside planet. Stargames.

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I mean, man. I can't get all the money. Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. Thanks very much, FPS. Poor. That's very kind of you. I want to say something about you. FPS for.

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Okay, thanks very much. Thanks very much for the tip. Thanks very much for the tip, FPS. Thanks very much for that, man.

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Thanks very much for that tip, man. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm trapped inside the mainframe. I'm f- My head is fucking squished. I hope you're alright. I hope everything's alright.

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Now. Last it there. Last the plot a little bit. Now, let's have a look. Already the best stream, Peter Day. Thanks for joining. Mark M. Twitter meter. Fuck hey.

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Rest, how do you donate? There's a little fucking link you can go to. There's a- Hey, I get- I bet- I gotta tell you, there's a- there's a great little link.

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There's a great fucking little link you can go to. It's underneath my chin now.

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Welcome to the stream. This is gonna be the stream now for an hour and a half. No gameplay. Just this.

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It's the new entertainment that you've fucking been craving.

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This is the- Hey, entertainment 5.0 people. Okay, this isn't the fucking RTE license fee anymore.

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No longer will you be forced to pay that and watch, you know, high quality programming.

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Instead, you'll be getting this. Two hours of this every morning and it's compulsory like exercising in China.

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Any crack with you?

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Any crack going on now?

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Any scandal?

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Anything new up the town? What are you doing these days? Are you buying or you renting or what are you fucking doing?

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How would you get to work in a morning? Are you driving or did you get the bus?

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Would you sleep on the bus, you would?

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Would you sleep on the bus or would you cry?

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Do you like to cry some nights, do you?

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This is the new fucking thing, man.

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Thank God. Say schnitzel von Witzel. I just said it.

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Yeah.

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Noah's Ark.

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Look, man, you're a great guy.

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And what you did for those animals was fucking incomprehensible.

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In a good way.

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You did real good work for them.

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Because it was getting dodgy for a bit there with the animals and the flood and all that shite.

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Do you remember when it got dodgy there with the animals and it was fucking dangerous?

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Yeah.

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And P-Boy was there with his $2.50 donation.

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And P-Boy, thank you very much.

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You're up there with Noah.

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Do you know why?

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Because it's getting dodgy.

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It's getting dodgy.

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It's getting dodgy.

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It's getting dodgy.

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It's getting dodgy.

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There you go, man.

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That was for you.

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That was for fucking Noah's Ark.

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August.

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Yeah.

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And Adam.

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Play Crash Bandicoot Francis.

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Do you know what?

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I'll fucking play.

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I'm sorry about the swearing, but I will play that game.

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It needs to be downloaded from the main cyber deck.

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The index cyber frame.

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And I went into the Vodafone shop today to see if there was a 4G situation.

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Yeah.

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Patting.

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You are 9 to 4 up there with the stars.

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I'm going to say a pretty-a.

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A pretty-a.

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You and Orion and that fucking stellar constellation.

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They developed an app to look at the fucking stars from your phone.

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And I heard that you were involved in the stars.

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Because do you know why?

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Because you're fucking heaven sent.

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You're a fucking-

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You're a real sweet, sweet creamer.

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You're a real sweet creamer, Pat.

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I never fucking-

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I never doubted you for a second.

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I'll buy a pint with that.

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Yourself or Connor Maloney.

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A real pair of sweet guys.

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It's come to something when Halley's Comet

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has stopped bothering its hole going around the earth.

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That comet used to be a fucking lifeline for everybody.

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Halley was there.

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Did you see Halley?

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Thank you very much, Halley.

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Halley's Comet was a fucking lifeline.

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Especially for those in rural areas.

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And they're bringing in-

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They're stopping Halley and checking him the next morning

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after he's done a fucking rotation of the globe.

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And they're testing him to see if he's got any fucking rocket fuel up his ass.

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That's gonna put-

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That's gonna put a lot of people going off out to the fucking pub on a Saturday night now.

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You won't see many people.

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That's gonna hurt business.

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It's gonna hurt business.

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And it's gonna hurt small providers.

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I'm not saying you should fucking Comet and drive.

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But you should definitely be able to fucking-

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You know, within your limits.

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Everybody has a different constitution.

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Everybody can down the drink and get rid of it out of its-

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Out of your system.

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Everybody can do it differently.

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Like, you know, thank you very much, Adam.

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You're a very kind-hearted soul, Adam.

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And, um...

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Look, it-

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It doesn't matter if it takes you a few hours to digest and get rid of the fucking alcohol.

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It might take someone who's a slighter frame a little bit longer.

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So you wanna be-

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You'd wanna be checking that out.

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You'd-

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Thanks for the tip.

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Big Matt.

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Big Matt.

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I wanna thank you very much, Big Matt.

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Big-

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Big Matt and cheese, please.

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I'll have a Big Matt and a fucking large semi-diet Coke.

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I'll have a large semi-diet Coke, please.

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Do you have any-

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Hey, do you have any-

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Do you have any Kerry Robertson sauce?

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I'd like a bit of Kerry Robertson sauce for the burger.

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The Big Matt.

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I'd like a few fucking chips with my Big Matt.

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And get me a semi-diet Coke now.

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That's the new way to order in the McDonald's.

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This is what they-

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When they see out the-

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In McDonald's, when they look at the-

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The drive-through camera system.

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I'm gonna bring up a screen with me now forevermore.

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And it's just this screen that you're looking at.

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And it's my little face in a circle.

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And then, um, where's the music gone?

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Maybe it's some hole music.

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Is there-

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The shoes are in a fucking hole.

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This would be me now.

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The shoes are in a fucking hole.

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Hello, can I take your order?

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Can I have a big Matt?

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Can you get me a big Matt now?

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And I want a few chips with that.

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Thank you.

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What drink would you like with that?

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Give me a fucking semi-diet Coke now.

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Large, please.

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You pay at the next window, okay?

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I'll-

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I-

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Hey!

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Don't fucking hang up on me!

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Hey, is there anything else you'd like?

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Throw in-

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Throw in a fucking apple pie on top of that big Matt!

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Now!

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Next window, please.

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I'll see-

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I'll-

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Hey!

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I'll see you at the next window, you old sausage!

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Thanks, sir.

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Good luck.

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That's the new way-

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That's the new way I'll be doing business anymore.

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And I'll tell you something, you-

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You'd be a fucking fool not to try that one out yourself!

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Thanks for the tip.

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I'll buy a pint with that.

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Evening, Viper.

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Good to see you streaming.

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I want to tell you something.

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T22BC.

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You are the wheel on the truck of life.

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The truck is speeding, headlong into a fucking brick wall.

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But you're keeping that fucking truck going.

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No matter how-

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Dangerous the situation becomes.

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Yeah.

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Ian Hart played left back for Leeds United and the Republic of Ireland.

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He was a fucking solid shot.

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Okay?

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He took free kicks and the pennos to boot.

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He was the cousin of Gary Kelly.

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I think the two of them from Drogheda.

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Apparently, Ian Hart now is an agent.

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He has the young Jack Clark on his books.

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And if you haven't seen Jack Clark play, you'd want to fucking YouTube that-

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That son of a gun now.

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He'll probably get snapped up during the summer by some big boys.

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Shove it up your fucking hole.

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And if they came looking for Jack Clark off me, I'd say shove it up your fucking hole, man.

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The man in the shed.

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Shove it up your fucking hole.

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The man in the shed.

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Yeah, because she'll be a fucking hole.

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The man in the shed.

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The man in the shed.

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Yeah.

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Jesus Christ Mullingar.

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Thank you very much.

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Everybody else in the stream, welcome to this.

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Lucas Radby, Cade, for fucking Christopher Sheridan.

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Adrian Murphy.

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Congratulations, Adrian.

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You've got a fridge.

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Lee the bastard.

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Hey.

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Any fucking scandal with you all anyway?

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What's the latest?

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Did you hear the fucking latest?

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Yeah.

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Rory Christie is going into partnership with fucking Doreena Allen.

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They're going making an ice cream.

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Which combines the flavors of mint, lemon, and fucking walnut pips.

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This isn't a fucking lie, I'm telling you.

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I'm only passing on the information that I've got.

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German Sullivan actually was on to me the last day.

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Did you hear the news about German Sullivan?

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He's after renting a fucking wife and child.

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He's after renting a wife and child to go with the house that he's bought.

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Fucking Dave Foley was involved in it as well.

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It's no mean feat for German to go and do that.

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That's no mean feat.

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And he's actually been known.

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German Sullivan has been known to hang around with Dave Foley.

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Just renting other people's wives.

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The Phantom Fox.

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The Phantom Fox.

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You're a fucking strange one.

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You're an absolute strange piece of vermin, but I love you.

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Especially when you come inside the house.

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You're welcome inside the house on a Saturday night anyway.

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Yourself and Harris.

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Please say James Dean is a mighty man for knee slides.

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Fucking.

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James Dean.

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Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

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I'm going to come to you now.

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James Dean is a mad bastard for knee slides.

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James Dean is a mad man for knee slides.

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Well, there you go.

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I've given you fucking two options.

253
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,740
Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

254
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,380
But, uh...

255
00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:33,320
Anytime I do see the, uh...

256
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,760
The boxes of Cobra Toxin appear,

257
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,380
I always feel...

258
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,340
Like I'm in the fucking big time, baby.

259
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,160
I'm in New York City.

260
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,680
Living on the side of a billboard.

261
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,320
Every Saturday night.

262
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,520
Every Saturday night I appear.

263
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,380
Panasonic billboard.

264
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880
I'm square.

265
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,020
Anyway.

266
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:58,660
We might...

267
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,620
We might play the game.

268
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,380
Because that was the...

269
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,340
That was the whole reason.

270
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:02,180
To come on.

271
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,300
Lee hates Dar.

272
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,640
I thought that was Lee...

273
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,900
Lee Hart's dad.

274
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:10,720
Lee Hart's dad.

275
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,260
Thanks very much for the tip.

276
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,500
I hope you're...

277
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,420
I hope you're enjoying...

278
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,500
Even though Lee Hart doesn't exist.

279
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:18,420
There's an Ian Hart.

280
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,180
Yeah.

281
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,040
Gerrymandering.

282
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,120
Fucking hell, man.

283
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,120
You're doing a bit of Jerry.

284
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,480
Did you see Jerry the last day you did?

285
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,540
He's actually gone full orange.

286
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,620
He's gone full pipsqueak.

287
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,980
He's gone full Jaffa cake.

288
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,760
He was wandering around the town...

289
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,240
Asking people how they get the fucking fig into fig rolls.

290
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:39,160
I said, listen...

291
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:39,260
Yeah.

292
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,560
You're an orange...

293
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:40,800
Phoenix...

294
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800
Phoenix...

295
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,060
Phoenix nostos.

296
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,140
You're an orange Phoenix nostos of a man, Jerry.

297
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,460
The real question is...

298
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:52,400
How do they get those little slices of orange jelly into the Jaffa cakes?

299
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:53,800
That's another one...

300
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,680
That's another head scratcher for yourself.

301
00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,160
Yeah.

302
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,280
Oh.

303
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,360
Dravinsky, thank you very much.

304
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,480
Look at...

305
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,900
314 people watching.

306
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,280
It's really picking up pace.

307
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:12,980
And remember where we left this story?

308
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,360
Sorry I haven't been on for a week or two or is it a week and a half.

309
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:19,460
The internet situation still isn't being resolved.

310
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:20,460
Dave Boyle.

311
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,220
And I went into...

312
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,520
Thanks very much, Dave Boyle.

313
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:23,460
Thank you.

314
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:24,580
Thank you.

315
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:27,340
Now I went into fucking Vodafone today.

316
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:28,620
I'm not going to say where.

317
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,900
But there was a customer service issue.

318
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,540
And...

319
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,420
It put me off wanting to buy the fucking thing.

320
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,140
Yeah.

321
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,280
Groovy Tom.

322
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,460
Groovy Tom, man!

323
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,300
Try...

324
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,600
Try someone else, man!

325
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,780
Sounds a bit like Nelson Mandela.

326
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:52,820
Trying to do Groovy Tom's voice for Groovy Tom who donated two euros.

327
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:53,420
Groovy Tom.

328
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,420
I don't know, man.

329
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,400
He was wearing a green coat.

330
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,980
And he had this mad stare, man.

331
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:06,940
Yeah.

332
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,280
Yours truly says, I might have to stream in a sec.

333
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:13,820
What do you mean?

334
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,940
Do you do streams, do you?

335
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:15,500
Yours truly.

336
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:16,940
Are you trying to get...

337
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:20,380
Are you trying to come into my audience and fucking take them away off me, is it?

338
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,060
Yours truly.

339
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,060
Yours truly.

340
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:23,980
Yeah.

341
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,160
Congratulations, Mr. Fontaine.

342
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,100
Thanks for the tip.

343
00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,660
I'll buy a pint with that.

344
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,300
It's insane.

345
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,680
Thanks very much, Little Red.

346
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,380
Little Red 69.

347
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,040
Little Red 69, baby.

348
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,300
Little Red fucking 69.

349
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:54,320
Little Red 69, baby.

350
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,200
Mary O'Doherty.

351
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,120
Welcome to the Mary O'Doherty special.

352
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,240
2019.

353
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,280
Brought to you live from Mary O'Doherty's mind.

354
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,640
Yes, you didn't know it, but it's true.

355
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,920
Was he from Jamaica?

356
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,580
Did you hear about Mary O'Doherty?

357
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:41,420
She's after fucking supplying the stream with the raw materials.

358
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:50,800
It's necessary for the fucking mainframe to keep, you know, just flying through the galaxy at unmatched speeds.

359
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,140
Biggest fan of the Hardy books. Keep the streams coming, says Mary.

360
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,940
And I want to, I will, Mary. I fucking will.

361
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,900
And I'm sorry about the language.

362
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:04,760
Yeah.

363
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,920
Anonymous and Jaffa.

364
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,060
Thank you very much.

365
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,840
Let's play this. Let's get this mainframe going.

366
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,520
Shenmue O'Toole.

367
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,840
We've been 22 minutes, haven't played the fucking game.

368
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,280
Yes.

369
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,400
Now.

370
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,420
Right.

371
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:34,420
Right.

372
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:37,740
We need to get a fucking light bulb and a torch out of the gaff.

373
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,640
She's topped up the 4G.

374
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,160
Anyway, I went into Vodafone to see if they have a 4G hub.

375
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,460
It's like there's no cable.

376
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:57,440
There's no, it's not like a fiber.

377
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,380
It's not built in.

378
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,360
It's not installed or anything like that.

379
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,420
You just have it in your house.

380
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:05,100
And I said, is it true that I can return it after two weeks or in between?

381
00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:07,700
In 14 days.

382
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,460
Can I return it?

383
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,560
Within 14 days.

384
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,480
Can I return this?

385
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,020
That phone number was for Amihama.

386
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,460
If the signal's shite.

387
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:19,160
And he was just like, yeah, yeah.

388
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:20,760
Look, how long do you want it for?

389
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,640
And I was like, I don't know.

390
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,320
Because I'll be going.

391
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:25,060
And where is it going to be?

392
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,880
And I said, well, I want to bring it around me.

393
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,060
Because it's not fixed.

394
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:30,200
So it'd be in different places.

395
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:31,720
Yeah, well, you need to know where it is, man.

396
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,520
You need to know where it is.

397
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,360
And what's your air code?

398
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,260
And like, just a bit of fucking.

399
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,880
I was like, calm down, man.

400
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,500
There isn't a queue behind me.

401
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:44,780
Okay, it's fucking Saturday afternoon.

402
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,020
Chillax the cacks.

403
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,240
I want some internet.

404
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,820
You can provide me with that.

405
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,800
There's no need for any sort of fucking.

406
00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:54,800
There's no need for any fucking bad vibes.

407
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,520
Do you know what I mean?

408
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,840
So then, in the end, I didn't get it.

409
00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:59,720
And just fucking walked out.

410
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,420
And now I'm still using the mobile phone.

411
00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:01,980
Yeah.

412
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:06,080
Kieran, thank you very much.

413
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,760
And pickled onions and fucking.

414
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,760
Fridgrader764.

415
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,080
Fridgrader764 says, I'm in the leaving cert.

416
00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:24,780
What do I do?

417
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,220
Probably study, man.

418
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,720
But you can take a break and fucking watch this for a bit.

419
00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,260
Although this isn't going to help.

420
00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:35,060
I severely fucked up my leaving cert because of Grand Theft Auto.

421
00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:39,060
So don't, don't, don't get sucked in.

422
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:40,660
Found it.

423
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:41,820
Yeah.

424
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:42,180
Okay.

425
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,500
Let's go back to the basement.

426
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:45,820
764.

427
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:47,940
Legend of the fall.

428
00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:48,780
Thank you very much.

429
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:54,840
Now I have the volume turned low down.

430
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,260
There's a low down son of a gun in this guy.

431
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,560
His name is Hazuki.

432
00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:01,640
And he takes his shoes off.

433
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:01,960
Yeah.

434
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,620
When he's inside the house.

435
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,100
Because that's the way it goes in Japan.

436
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,680
That's the way business is done.

437
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,660
Your ma sells Avon.

438
00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:12,600
Thank you very much.

439
00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:21,460
Yeah.

440
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,880
I did fail the leaving cert and I had to fucking repeat it.

441
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:27,440
But I wouldn't put that all down to Grand Theft Auto.

442
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,740
But I would put it down to being lazy and not doing homework.

443
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,800
And playing Grand Theft Auto.

444
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,040
But nah.

445
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:44,160
But it doesn't, it doesn't really matter because you can fucking claw it back afterwards.

446
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:44,780
Like, you know.

447
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,300
But it does matter in the here and now because people are going.

448
00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:51,940
Where are you going, man?

449
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:52,640
John.

450
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,180
Where are you going?

451
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:53,700
God.

452
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:57,420
Do you have your fucking first, second, third choice done yet?

453
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,360
I have nine choices.

454
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,300
Don't mind those guys because they'll fucking make you.

455
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,240
They'll scare you.

456
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:08,720
They'll fucking scare you with their shit on.

457
00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:14,360
What you want to do is go into school.

458
00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:18,700
Bring in fucking Sega Dreamcast.

459
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,940
Hook it up to the mainframe.

460
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,640
And then head into fucking town.

461
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:25,720
And buy a light bulb.

462
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:26,760
From the Tomato.

463
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,700
Convenience store.

464
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,320
Wow.

465
00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:35,120
Look at this.

466
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,180
What a selection.

467
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:45,800
cards snacks shenmui caramel 120 yen for a bit of caramel would you like a bit of caramel

468
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,360
buy a bit of caramel someone would put that into the bag

469
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:59,960
yo may i help you all right you can't there's no shopping bag or basket yet bye

470
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:07,720
i have a bit of caramel behind me now take it please i have a bit of caramel backing me up now i feel strong

471
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:19,080
hand in the box raffle ticket no prize no prize this time especially since you bought merchandise

472
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:27,800
hell man did you buy a bit of merchandise did you get did you did you play the raffle make sure you

473
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:33,560
get a raffle ticket euro millions

474
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:55,240
can of tuna do you want a tuna sandwich do you have any mayonnaise for the tuna do you do you use mayonnaise in japan

475
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,880
or do you just have it with butter

476
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,200
tampax

477
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:10,680
kitchen roll soup in a bag chili nuts potato chips cup of soup

478
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,840
fucking candles we'll buy a few candles stick a few candles in the bag

479
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:28,200
i will put a few candles in the bag see how we get it yo may i help you lower the game audio okay

480
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,440
come again no lower the game lower the game

481
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:50,200
i'm after lower the game audio is that all right now is it fucking lowered the game audio there man

482
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:59,400
yeah so they wanted to know my air code they wanted to know where i was gonna be i said listen i'll

483
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:05,160
fucking be all over the shop man i'm bringing this modem i have big plans for this modem i'm gonna put it

484
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,000
in the back of a van and drive it around so i want to know if that's okay

485
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:18,600
all i wanted to do was uh buy the modem and then if it was shit bring it back they wanted to go through a

486
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:23,800
fucking load of rigmarole about where i was gonna be with it and all this and i was like ah forget it

487
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,560
man see you later come again yo yeah you lost a sale there man

488
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:36,840
apparently vodafone have the best coverage in in the country so yeah do you like do you have any onion do

489
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:46,280
you have any fucking cheddar do you have any cheddar thanks very much do you have any onion that's nice

490
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,040
right let's get back to the house anyway and check this fucking bulb in the basement

491
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:59,560
yeah you do well you do well to get back to the house now and stick that fucking light bulb inside the

492
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,760
inside the light switch do you have this check this out akimi san

493
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:11,240
fucking akimi san's after you you're still a miner ine san's worried you know

494
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,120
all right

495
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:31,480
um look here rio you know you're too young to drink understand jesus christ

496
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:38,440
this game man it's spicy isn't it

497
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:46,680
i bought a fucking 20 year old game turned out to be spicy enough

498
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:52,840
apparently this fella's only a child but he's bigger than all the adults in the in the in the town

499
00:30:53,640 --> 00:31:00,520
most of the adults though are fucking like um benjamin netanyahu thank you very much that's kind of you yeah

500
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:06,360
and have you got a ticket to hong kong hey i don't know yet but hey apparently there's some that that

501
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:12,680
might be in the story in a bit this is the this is the way shed mooie is apparently you get to go to

502
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:19,080
hong kong in a bit i've heard rumors i've heard rumors if you've been here from the beginning then you'll

503
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:25,080
know that i uh encountered a fucking man who was trying to abduct a child on the street and he had a knife to

504
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:30,440
the child no no no no he didn't i tell a lie he had the child in a headlock and then a man crept up

505
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:36,280
behind me with a knife i kicked his head in and then i kicked the football at your man who was about to

506
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:43,880
steal the child and it rattled off his head and he went away then he just left it was a bit like the san

507
00:31:43,880 --> 00:32:00,520
zero job did you see me i was i was doing i was doing trials for milan the last day

508
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:09,880
that's just that's just the way it goes

509
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:20,360
they didn't say whether or not they called me back and i'm not really gonna keep my hopes up to be

510
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:25,720
honest because sure it's fucking milan you know they're a big squad i'm not saying i i'm not good

511
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:31,160
enough for them far from it i actually think that i've i've i might be too good for for milan

512
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:39,080
so i think that there might be a chance of them calling me back i'm i'm gonna say look at i've i'm

513
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:44,520
doing streams at the moment milan what are you doing yourself are you in the champions league even

514
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:51,160
or is it europe because i'm doing shenmui streams like once once or twice a week at this stage

515
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:58,120
so i mean if you want me to play then i can play but you're gonna have to step up the

516
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:03,560
game a lot like this is you know where to find me i'm i'm on i'm on youtube streaming the game like

517
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,120
you want me to play for your soccer club flash the cash man

518
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:21,880
inter milan i know it was just it was just milan it wasn't inter milan they're still good though it

519
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,760
must be down here

520
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,320
i think ac milan are below me pete

521
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:39,720
plus three nine of the dial code viper any chance of a bit of work experience i'm sorry i'm not employing

522
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:45,320
at the moment i'm just yeah i'm just playing computer games there is no employment opportunity

523
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:51,800
in that situation but some poor old sausage is after donating three euro would you go would you

524
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,360
ever release the fighter jet green screen thing i might do what are you talking about you talking

525
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,720
about this is it watch out there's a fighter jet coming down the road

526
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:08,520
ado murray i'm just after dying because of you man fighter jet style i'm only messing thanks for the tip

527
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,360
is that a helicopter jesus christ

528
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:20,120
well you gotta laugh at yourself that's the main thing because if you don't you'll go fucking stone mad

529
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,200
how do i need a light i i put one in the pocket

530
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:41,960
can we not use the torch no are you now we are in a sacred room it seems to be a sacred room

531
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,360
what's that

532
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:55,800
matches we've got a box of safety matches all dried out i'll dry it out though put them in the pocket and

533
00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:06,280
we'll see how we get on what else have we in here a light switch the light bulb needs to go on here

534
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:14,360
this is an amazing game isn't it fucking hell imagine 1999 75 million dollars spent

535
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:21,560
you've got this i can use the light if i put a bulb in there's nothing else in here

536
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,640
we're back down in joseph fritzel's hideout there's nothing else in here

537
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:37,240
i've got an idea it's called high performance 60 watt

538
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:44,600
wouldn't you like to live in japan just to see how they do light bulbs

539
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:51,240
even that would be an experience in itself wouldn't it

540
00:35:51,240 --> 00:36:00,520
no switch aroo there we go he can see everything

541
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:09,000
what's in this box nothing what about this shovel axe

542
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:25,240
it's an axe what's it doing here the guy still has his socks on he's a he's a sock monster his feet

543
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:31,480
would be cold at this stage i i assume i can still use it it's december in japan if i remember correctly

544
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:39,080
i'll buy a t22 bc helmet coal is after you francis hope you're having a great weekend i want to tell you

545
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:47,000
something t22 bc it's always a great weekend whenever i'm streaming i'm fucking happy and it's always a nice little situation

546
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:54,520
if you're fucking chiming in at the you know with the little the little tippy whippies it's it's it's a nice situation

547
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,560
and i wouldn't fucking swap it for the world

548
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,360
now we'll light this i'll light a candle for you t22 bc i'll light a candle for you

549
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:20,280
lit the old little candle with the matches

550
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:30,760
what's this a bit of perfume elixir of eternal youth i remember my father telling me about it being

551
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:37,720
used by martial arts experts in china where did father get this i don't know but i'd fucking use it

552
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:48,520
no he puts it back on the shelf as if the elixir of eternal youth not really not not today he's thinking

553
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,560
although i keep it and even if i wasn't going to use it i'd sell it on ebay it doesn't look japanese at

554
00:37:53,560 --> 00:38:02,600
so where did father get this that looks like stateside see the little the little face there

555
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,760
fucking stateside man

556
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:18,040
where's this game capture see if we can see stateside's face

557
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:31,000
a viper a viper i'm a samurai i'm i'm a great samurai viper i'm a wicked samurai amunti viper

558
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,760
maybe we can go back to the screen yeah

559
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:48,200
it doesn't look like he's keeping that what strange paper it doesn't look japanese at all it is where

560
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:55,400
did father get this that's what i'm wondering hell man father where's the mirror it's a shame father

561
00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:05,640
got killed by landy it's a shame his father got fucking bet up by a chinese man

562
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,320
it's father when he was young but who's that with him look at the two boys

563
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:28,840
uh father and friend it'll bring a fucking tear to a fucking stone eye i can still use it

564
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,240
why don't write it so use the fucking matches luke

565
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,120
welcome to the stream 330 people welcome to the stream man

566
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:47,800
chinese comedy accent alert on well don't worry i'm not gonna be going down that tunnel

567
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:53,080
because you know what'll happen if you start doing chinese accents on stream

568
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,800
spiders will be after you

569
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:11,640
another box of matches so we'll light this candle and see how we flow we're down in a deep dirt darky dank basement

570
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,040
where would i hide it yeah where would you hide i don't know man you're

571
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:22,600
you know yourself and who you who are you talking to like do you know there's someone controlling you

572
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,400
called francis

573
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:29,560
in 2019 do you even know anything at all you're not

574
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,240
you're not real so i mean you probably don't even know anything

575
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:44,920
it's a feat of artistic accomplishment on the behalf of the japanese that they've created something 20

576
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:52,200
years ago which makes me question something's inside its own sentient nature a man wandering around a

577
00:40:52,200 --> 00:41:00,760
basement looking for something to do with his father it says good luck some kind of ambulant what an unusual shape it's probably not from japan

578
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:14,360
right did you ever go downstairs into the basement and look through your father's drawer draws is like his his personal belongings his his shite

579
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:24,360
did your father was your father ever in a fight with a chinese man who had savage kicks

580
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,440
that was a waste of time man

581
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,680
the dragon mirror was buried under the cherry tree

582
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:42,920
what's that look at that on the feckin thing behind me that's something is it

583
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:57,960
i wonder if it's a sign yes this it seems to be sealed

584
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:08,680
i wonder if it's a sign sign this it seems to be sealed seal i wonder if it's a sign sign

585
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:16,600
sealed and delivered is it not do i have to deliver the sign to someone and seal it up or is it sealed and it's ready to be signed

586
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:23,480
we've got a fucking dish it's our family crest a sake cup

587
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:33,960
for fuck sake does this have something to do with my family probably if it's got your family crest on it

588
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:38,120
man probably yeah it's in your basement like it's got your crest on it something to do with your family

589
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:45,960
not that i'm not not more potions not more potions i'm sick of the potions

590
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:53,560
all right

591
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,360
look at this can you push pull this yoke

592
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:05,240
no

593
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:21,560
maybe maybe remember the pain of the last day of having to uh try and find out what you were you're

594
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:28,040
meant to these scratches must be from the shells spend about half an hour the last day trying to pray in this game

595
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:38,280
wandering around a japanese house that had sliding doors and they were all made of paper and all the walls

596
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,080
were made of paper and that's japan for you

597
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,320
you wouldn't get a wink of sleep in that house if there were a few headers in the next room like you know

598
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,840
thanks for the tip i'll buy a pint with that ricky

599
00:43:53,960 --> 00:44:00,760
you are the dream that keeps the nightmares at bay every time i have the dream of rick

600
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:06,440
i know that it's gonna be a it's gonna be a glorious day and i want to say thank you very much not that's

601
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,520
that's something i want to say lightly ricky okay

602
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,840
huh that wall the color is slightly different

603
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:25,320
oh yeah it is maybe you can hammer the wall out with the the axe

604
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,320
maybe you can hammer the wall out with the axe

605
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,960
can i break the wall with this axe maybe you can maybe you can break the wall with the axe

606
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:46,440
maybe we can go a little bit closer here on the microphone so i can do a bit of sensualosity

607
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,240
maybe you can break the wall with the axe

608
00:44:55,400 --> 00:45:02,760
hey see that axe why didn't you take that axe where would he hide the other take that axe there

609
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,840
and bring it over to the wall and swing the fucker in through the wall then

610
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:21,640
he's got the socks on as well he's this lad's smashing a wall with his socks on this guy's this

611
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,640
guy's smashed the hazuki family crest yeah you know well you know well what kind of

612
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,040
fucking crest that is man it's the family crest

613
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,600
yeah you've got a family crest man who do you think you are do you want to do you want to

614
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:45,560
fucking slab do you got it what's he got you got a fucking it's the phoenix mirror you got the phoenix

615
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:51,000
mirror is it you'd want to bring that phoenix mirror to the to the warehouse number eight man

616
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:58,600
get yourself a bit of shut eye and bring that phoenix mirror bring that fucking phoenix mirror next to the warehouse

617
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,240
spiders spiders spiders

618
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:15,000
shen what's this look it's glitch this is a glitch i feel like it's pulling me in

619
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,440
what the fuck what's going on there's meant to be a there's meant to be a full motion video

620
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:33,320
and there's nothing going on but we can hear everything that's going on it sounds like it sounds like rio is

621
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:41,080
molesting the other book because he's going real sans stop it please please you think it could be cursed

622
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:49,080
no i don't think it's cursed i have a feeling about it but i can't explain

623
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:58,040
i had a feeling i had a feeling about you the last night i heard you were possessed you cut

624
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:04,520
get real would you what i'm serious get real enough give me some time alone okay

625
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,800
sure keep the texts coming

626
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,000
what the fuck i should take this mirror to master chen

627
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,720
that was rubbish man that was rubbish it's meant to see some stuff there

628
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,480
okay it's getting on after six now we might we might head down to master chen

629
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:36,520
no look here he is who's the buff hook son yo son try and get home earlier okay yeah

630
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,800
he's some man for the fucking sweeping

631
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:50,200
focus that have you seen focus and he's got it he's got a lovely pair of thongs on that he bought from

632
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:57,640
fucking um footlocker did you get them down in footlocker man or did you buy them in fucking landis

633
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,280
were they on sale in landis during the summer when we had the heat wave

634
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:10,040
wait why are you wearing those fucking sandals man you need to get yourself a pair of nightcare max 95 97s

635
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:15,960
man fucking spend a bit of money man they've got a full 360 degree air bubble in the sole of the shoe man

636
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:21,480
those fucking things they're no good they're no use to anyone someone will stand someone will

637
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:26,600
fucking stand on your toes and you'll scream man there'll be no dojo then for a week

638
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:34,120
there'll be no fucking dojo for you for a lifetime then thanks very much anonymous that's nice of you

639
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:41,000
yeah okay let's head into the fucking main town

640
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:46,200
maybe i can go in here and then go out fast travel to debuita

641
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:56,680
early days for a bit of fucking shen muesli at shen matter day you know shen matter day night by wigfield

642
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:05,320
shen matter day night i feel the dreamcast is getting fired up like it baby

643
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:14,040
now we can fucking bring this lad into town and we can get the bus we can get the um

644
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:21,160
bus errand they stop in town you see you can you can get on the bus and drive to the warehouse

645
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:28,280
there's a bit of bass playing have you heard the bass man orchestral bass

646
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:42,920
this game sucks says proper bowl does it i didn't know that

647
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:53,800
i wonder will we see sandy balls because it's christmas time look at this lad he's weird david

648
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:59,320
lynch david lynch on a bike watch this maybe if we can we can chat to him he's fucked he's odd he's strange

649
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:06,360
hey there's nothing wrong being with being odd or strange but i mean this guy took the the piss kit

650
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,520
the piss and the biscuit

651
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,880
do you have a minute not you sorry but um

652
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:21,080
thanks for the tip if you're trying to pick me up forget it find someone else sky boy thanks very much

653
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:29,160
did you see that then sky boy hey hey thanks very much for that sky boy that's very kind of you

654
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,400
this girl said are you trying to pick me up if you're not it's not gonna work

655
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:42,280
here we go there's santa claus is coming as well this is this game is fucking odd

656
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:59,800
should we talk to santa listen to santa's voice um merry christmas ho ho ho oh hello there

657
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:11,400
everything's on sale at kurita military surplus everything's on sale at kurita military surplus

658
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:20,600
christmas is the time for giving ho ho ho buy your presents at dobuita's christmas sale

659
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:27,640
some other time yeah some other time man you you best get yourself to bed man you look like you need

660
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:32,600
a bit of sleep look at this man there's a glitch the whole fucking thing is glitched every time there's

661
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:46,600
it's meant to be in an fmv it gets glitched are you serious

662
00:51:46,600 --> 00:52:12,780
Prime Time Studio, brought to you by Daniel Doran.

663
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:39,420
Listen guys, Daniel Doran is after fucking sticking me on a billboard. It feels so good. It feels so right. This feels so good. I'm gonna, I'm gonna die. It feels so good.

664
00:52:39,420 --> 00:52:44,600
And at the boom time.

665
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:48,340
And at the boom time.

666
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,260
And at the boom time.

667
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:58,780
Six hundred thousand, Daniel Doran. And at the boom time, you're earning nine hundred thousand.

668
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:04,720
Not for fucking ABC Nightline or Fox News or the American system, but for RTE.

669
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:12,720
Where will you be, Daniel Doran, when someone needs to be held accountable? You're pontificating.

670
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:19,380
I've waited 20 years to get you about this, Daniel.

671
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,000
I see they're building a brand new castle uptown.

672
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:35,000
The bridge that goes over to it was built by my grandfather's old pair. Took them a long time too. Real Connemara stone.

673
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Great sheep out that way. Also, if you want a Joyce Country Sheepdog, just ask me about it. There won't be anything in this castle for a few years until it's fully recommended. Or realized. But as soon as it's built. We're planning on filling the fucking thing full of sheep.

674
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
If anybody wants in on this, now's the time. We're building this shit from the ground up. And I ain't gonna take any stragglers. You're either into sheep or you're not. Put your letter on a fucking postcard to me. And let's get this place fucking full of wool.

675
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:57,120
recommended or realized but as soon as it's built we're planning on filling the fucking thing full

676
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:04,580
of sheep if anybody wants in on this now the time we're building this shit from the ground up

677
00:54:04,580 --> 00:54:10,220
and i ain't gonna take any stragglers you're either into sheep or you're not

678
00:54:10,220 --> 00:54:15,700
put your letter on the fucking postcard to me and let's get this place fucking full of wool

679
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,560
she's gonna be nice boys she's gonna be nice

680
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:34,280
has anybody seen john have you got can some has anybody seen john he was in the castle was he in

681
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:38,760
the belfry the last time i was talking where is he have we sent a search party out for john he's

682
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:46,820
got anybody seen john he's got miss has anyone seen santa claus he's been missing he was last seen in

683
00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:50,540
the fucking uh the south pole excuse me

684
00:54:50,540 --> 00:54:59,060
oh after all some other right cheers man he was up there within the north pole in fucking lapland with

685
00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:01,740
daniel doran and the boys playing the boombox

686
00:55:01,740 --> 00:55:16,240
now we have to wait for the fucking bus so it's shenmui o'too man fucking bus schedule shenmoo shenmoo's day night game saturday here's the bus now

687
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,080
here's the bus now

688
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,000
beep

689
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,620
stand clear

690
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,660
fucking legend operating

691
00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:26,340
uh oh don't go don't go don't go don't go

692
00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:30,060
nooo stand clear

693
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:34,060
absolute legend operating

694
00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:37,940
i'm gonna save this and reload it because the

695
00:55:37,940 --> 00:55:41,660
the full motion video cutscenes aren't working

696
00:55:41,660 --> 00:56:07,380
i'm gonna get fucking uh how are you christian thanks very much for watching i'm gonna get that patreon yoke going at some stage with uh a regular thing it needs to be regular there's no point in doing the patreon unless this is like a weekly video type situation scenario per se

697
00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:30,880
Now let's save this. Yes. And then we can exit. Exit this game now. Shenmue O'Toole.

698
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:59,220
Thank you very much, Lickout. That's very nice of you. I want to say thanks very much to everybody who's watching this as well.

699
00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:14,120
Everyone in the chat? I can't do the Fortnite dance, James David. James David. Yeah. Sim card, thank you very much. Are you going out tomorrow night? No, I'm not, man. I might do.

700
00:57:18,220 --> 00:57:20,220
That's the fucking sound clip of a lifetime.

701
00:57:26,460 --> 00:57:33,180
Now, December 16th, 1986. Where were you? I tell you where I fucking was. I was down the Yasuku Harbor.

702
00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:41,620
That's not rocket science. And I told you where I'd be as well. It's not a fucking... I wasn't trying to fucking cheat you or anything.

703
00:57:49,620 --> 00:58:03,620
Use that money to secure your place in Nios Nursing Village. I don't know where that is, man. But it'd be great to be looked after by a pile of nurses.

704
00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:25,620
No way. There's a tomato shop in the harbour too. The music. Have you heard the music? Yeah. What's this?

705
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:40,620
Bit of tea on the goal? Bit of cup of tea on the goal?

706
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:42,620
Bit of tea on the goal?

707
00:58:42,620 --> 00:59:12,600
Thank you.

708
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:19,480
You're fucked?

709
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:23,000
Good night and God bless.

710
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,900
Rest in peace.

711
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,320
You're fucked?

712
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,120
Good night and God bless.

713
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,780
Excuse me.

714
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:34,960
Yes, what is it?

715
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,460
Do you know anything about the old warehouse district?

716
00:59:40,140 --> 00:59:43,360
Not really. There aren't any decent looking men there.

717
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,780
You don't say.

718
00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:48,020
The security guards are crude and nasty.

719
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,340
Always staring at my ass when I walk by.

720
00:59:52,060 --> 00:59:54,900
Once when I stopped near the entrance to read a sign,

721
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,680
one said, stop looking, move on.

722
00:59:58,140 --> 00:59:58,900
Is that so?

723
01:00:07,740 --> 01:00:08,260
Right.

724
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:09,900
We'll get out the shop anyway.

725
01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:13,720
There was no need to go inside this place.

726
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,200
New Yokosuka.

727
01:00:18,660 --> 01:00:19,560
Yokosuka Harbor.

728
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,660
We ever down the Yokosuka Harbor?

729
01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,680
It's a fucking great place for a pint.

730
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:25,780
Great place for a Saturday night.

731
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,620
Hey, great cheap out that way.

732
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:29,860
Who's this lad?

733
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,180
Jiminy Cricket.

734
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,060
What are you doing down there, man?

735
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:33,980
Why is your head like that?

736
01:00:33,980 --> 01:00:34,360
Excuse me?

737
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:35,480
Hmm?

738
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,560
You are...

739
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:38,580
Huh?

740
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:39,260
He's fucked.

741
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:40,960
You're fucked?

742
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,400
I don't reckon I've seen you around before.

743
01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:45,040
Is he from Scotland, is he?

744
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,200
I came over from Dubwita.

745
01:00:46,540 --> 01:00:47,640
I see.

746
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,020
It's a big harbor, isn't it?

747
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,140
Be sure you don't go getting lost now.

748
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,120
You're fucked.

749
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:54,580
Yes.

750
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:57,080
Heh.

751
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,320
Heh heh.

752
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:01,600
Hey.

753
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,880
You're a good boy.

754
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,620
Make sure you don't die.

755
01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:09,820
It sure is cold out here.

756
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:17,260
I'm always grooving, man.

757
01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:21,840
He was wearing a green coat.

758
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:23,840
Uh...

759
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,740
I need to meet Master Chen.

760
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:27,080
What's your name?

761
01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:27,820
Ryo.

762
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:28,240
Ryo.

763
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:28,740
Ryo.

764
01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:29,240
Ryo.

765
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,720
As far as I know, Master Chen is not expecting you.

766
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:32,280
Just let me in anyway.

767
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:33,660
I'm afraid I can't let you in.

768
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:34,820
You can let me in anyway, man.

769
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:36,740
You old goof.

770
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:37,660
Hey, wait!

771
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,400
Excuse me.

772
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,220
Uh...

773
01:01:40,220 --> 01:01:41,820
I need to meet Master Chen.

774
01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:42,800
What's your name?

775
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:43,460
Ryo.

776
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:44,000
Hazuki.

777
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,340
As far as I know, Master Chen is not expecting you.

778
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:48,960
I'm afraid I can't let you in.

779
01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:50,620
Thanks for the tip.

780
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:52,200
I'll buy a paint with that.

781
01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:52,860
Gipsle.

782
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:56,840
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

783
01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:57,760
What you gonna do?

784
01:01:57,980 --> 01:01:59,680
What you gonna do when they come for you?

785
01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:00,820
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

786
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:01,800
What you gonna do?

787
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,760
What you gonna do when they come for you?

788
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:11,260
Thanks, Gibble.

789
01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:11,840
Gipsle.

790
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:12,820
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

791
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:13,420
What you gonna do?

792
01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:13,540
What you gonna do?

793
01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:14,160
Cure boom time.

794
01:02:14,340 --> 01:02:14,660
What you gonna do?

795
01:02:15,740 --> 01:02:18,420
Right, we gotta go further on with this.

796
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:21,060
How do we progress past this fucking dry shite?

797
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:21,920
He won't let me in.

798
01:02:22,820 --> 01:02:24,260
He's too dry.

799
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:24,580
Yeah.

800
01:02:25,660 --> 01:02:26,300
Excuse me.

801
01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:28,180
I'm here to see Master Chen.

802
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,420
Sorry, but please phone for an appointment.

803
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:32,260
Phone who, man?

804
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:32,600
I see.

805
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,280
Thanks.

806
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:39,100
Does fucking Sarah Fine Gold know how to get inside this fucking thing?

807
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:40,000
Is there any...

808
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,340
Did you convert the gold into money there, Fine Gold?

809
01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:42,680
Did you?

810
01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:43,940
Yeah, Fine Gold.

811
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,420
Thanks for the donation, Fine Gold.

812
01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:49,040
Did you find a bit of gold, Fine Gold?

813
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:52,680
Did you fucking smelt it down into coins for me?

814
01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:56,860
Do you reckon you can fucking smelt a bit of gold down for me?

815
01:02:56,860 --> 01:03:01,340
I've got a fucking bar of gold from some Sarah Fine Gold.

816
01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:03,760
I'll buy a pint with that.

817
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,680
Fucking Hobnails was asking for you.

818
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,200
I was fucking out with Hobnail the last day in the cut.

819
01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:14,860
He said he'd hobnail you under the table the next time he sees you.

820
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,440
Himself and Daniel Doran.

821
01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:19,500
And Fine Gold.

822
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,980
Where the fuck do I go, man?

823
01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:29,920
How do I get in here?

824
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,640
Does anybody in the chat know how to get...

825
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,640
How to get, uh...

826
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,460
He said in the last stream, is it?

827
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,980
He said in the last stream to phone ahead next time.

828
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,240
Does anybody know how to fucking smelt this lad?

829
01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:58,200
Does anybody know how to fucking smelt this lad's head?

830
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,380
I'm here to see Master Chen.

831
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:01,920
Sorry, but...

832
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,480
I can't let you enter here without an appointment.

833
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,140
Rose Bell, thanks for joining and watching.

834
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,760
And, um, I don't know...

835
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,880
I don't know what's going on.

836
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:16,460
There's no super chat there, but anyway.

837
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,960
Seriously, the landlord's selling the gaff and we ring him first.

838
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:21,600
Kick his nuts.

839
01:04:22,740 --> 01:04:24,440
Where can I find the phone?

840
01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:25,780
Where can I find the phone?

841
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:31,120
And even still...

842
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,120
Even still...

843
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,100
I don't have his number.

844
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,500
Caramel, says Sarah.

845
01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:48,980
I don't know if he'll take it.

846
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,060
Fucking phone, though.

847
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:52,960
Where's the phone, you know?

848
01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:57,660
Would you accept a bit of caramel?

849
01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,640
Would you let me inside the fucking warehouse

850
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:00,800
if I give you some caramel?

851
01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:03,160
I've got a box of caramel in the pocket.

852
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:03,980
It's not melted.

853
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,620
And I bought it down the shop today.

854
01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:06,520
It's yours.

855
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:10,280
It's got a picture of a fucking anime girl on it.

856
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:17,740
If it was real life now,

857
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,800
I'd take this candle and fucking burn his suit off.

858
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,740
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.

859
01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:29,780
I don't...

860
01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:30,480
I don't understand.

861
01:05:31,020 --> 01:05:31,620
Bus stop.

862
01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:35,740
I'm just gonna fucking...

863
01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:39,240
load that...

864
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,060
bus stop on the...

865
01:05:41,060 --> 01:05:41,600
right there now.

866
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:42,360
New York City.

867
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:43,640
No, no.

868
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:44,180
Don't save.

869
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:44,660
Don't save.

870
01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:45,180
Can you load?

871
01:05:45,260 --> 01:05:45,380
No?

872
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:46,060
No?

873
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:47,980
I just wanna fucking load the game, man.

874
01:05:58,460 --> 01:05:58,900
Yeah.

875
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:00,920
Yeah.

876
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:01,680
Yeah.

877
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:02,280
Yeah.

878
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:03,280
Yeah.

879
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,860
Shove the candle up his hole.

880
01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:11,860
There's the bus.

881
01:06:11,980 --> 01:06:12,720
Missed the fucking bus.

882
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:13,220
That's great.

883
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:13,920
Great stuff.

884
01:06:15,020 --> 01:06:16,400
Have to wait for the next bus now.

885
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,840
Unless there's a telephone in the harbor, is there?

886
01:06:20,140 --> 01:06:20,780
Is there a...

887
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:21,840
Is there a telephone...

888
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:25,980
Does anybody know if there's a telephone in the harbor?

889
01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:27,560
Do I use the harbor telephone

890
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,340
or is there something that I need to do

891
01:06:29,340 --> 01:06:30,760
back at the house?

892
01:06:30,940 --> 01:06:32,000
At the Hazuki residence?

893
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:35,300
A lot of frustration going on at the moment,

894
01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:36,180
I tell you.

895
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:36,400
Yeah.

896
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:38,660
You were out there the last day.

897
01:06:38,740 --> 01:06:39,000
You were there.

898
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:39,360
Yeah, yeah.

899
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,440
How'd you get on in Japan yourself?

900
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:45,040
You're out there with fucking Fine Gold and Doran, was it?

901
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:46,160
Yeah.

902
01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:46,500
Yeah.

903
01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:46,840
Yeah.

904
01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:47,320
Yeah.

905
01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:49,300
Fucking mental...

906
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:49,720
Mental crack.

907
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:50,480
Mental crack.

908
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:51,340
Anyway.

909
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:51,980
Look it.

910
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,440
I have a light bulb in the pocket

911
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,900
and a candle in the fucking...

912
01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:55,440
in the shoe.

913
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:56,620
I'll see you later on.

914
01:06:56,620 --> 01:07:01,680
Where the fuck is this?

915
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:03,440
Behind the new day theme bus stop.

916
01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:04,220
Round the corner.

917
01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:10,820
Is there a fucking phone around here?

918
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:11,640
Maybe there is.

919
01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:12,820
Someone says around the corner.

920
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:26,720
Inside you.

921
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:26,780
Inside you.

922
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:28,920
Where the fuck...

923
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,060
Is there a phone beside me?

924
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,400
Excuse me.

925
01:07:35,020 --> 01:07:36,500
Do you have some business here?

926
01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:37,440
Well, no.

927
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:38,480
Is there a phone at the bus stop?

928
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:38,740
Is there?

929
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,120
You're joking me.

930
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:44,660
You're joking me.

931
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:46,680
You're joking me.

932
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,680
There is no phone there.

933
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,760
There's a phone at the bus stop in town though, isn't there?

934
01:07:54,180 --> 01:07:54,460
Yeah.

935
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:56,420
That's what we'll do.

936
01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,140
We'll head into town.

937
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,760
We'll do the Heston Blumenthal.

938
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:02,180
And we'll...

939
01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:03,860
We'll get ourselves into this fucking...

940
01:08:03,860 --> 01:08:05,140
We want to see Master Chen.

941
01:08:05,780 --> 01:08:07,600
We need to ring ahead before we get to Chen.

942
01:08:07,780 --> 01:08:08,400
Chen lad.

943
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,020
Santa is your man Francis.

944
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:18,300
He will drop...

945
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:23,520
If you drop him a yoke or two and a bit of shaft play, that will distract him.

946
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,120
I don't know about that, man.

947
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:26,840
Thanks very much for that.

948
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,080
That's a nice little amount.

949
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:28,700
Matt Fisher.

950
01:08:29,380 --> 01:08:33,380
Any relation to Sam Fisher, the fucking Splinter Cell guy?

951
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,620
He was a part of a Splinter group.

952
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:36,640
The Splinter IRA.

953
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:37,940
Is that you?

954
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,300
Thanks very much for your kind-hearted tenor.

955
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,380
You say, are you dropping boom time on an LP?

956
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:46,740
I might fucking have to now because yourself...

957
01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:48,380
Daniel Doran...

958
01:08:49,220 --> 01:08:49,960
Who else?

959
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,460
There's a few more fucking boom...

960
01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:52,980
Gibso.

961
01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:54,460
Everyone's asking for boom time.

962
01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:56,140
So it might have to become a release.

963
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,760
Does anybody have the number?

964
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:01,240
Does anyone have the number for this...

965
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,800
Boulangerie?

966
01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:09,560
Okay, we might have a bit of a problem.

967
01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:11,360
As far as I can remember, there was an...

968
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,880
I had a notepad to myself.

969
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,600
And I might have put the fucking...

970
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,880
The details...

971
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,220
Inside that notepad.

972
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,800
We'll have a look inside the notepad anyway.

973
01:09:19,940 --> 01:09:21,380
We'll see what's going on in the notepad.

974
01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:31,360
Matt Fisher.

975
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:31,440
Matt Fisher.

976
01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:36,440
In the name of the Fisher, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

977
01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:37,600
Matt Fisher.

978
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:51,180
Yeah.

979
01:09:51,180 --> 01:09:51,500
Yeah.

980
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:51,580
Yeah.

981
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:54,500
Gregor...

982
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:55,180
Gregor...

983
01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:55,180
Gregor...

984
01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:55,180
Gregor...

985
01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:56,480
Thank you very much.

986
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:57,380
I want...

987
01:09:57,380 --> 01:09:57,660
Did he...

988
01:09:57,660 --> 01:09:58,520
We out with Gregor...

989
01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:58,520
Gregor...

990
01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,180
Last night.

991
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,040
He's a fucking madman for the ouzo.

992
01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:03,200
It's a Greek drink.

993
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,080
I know the lad's Polish, but he's mad for the...

994
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:06,040
The Greshin juice.

995
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:06,680
He called it...

996
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,920
He called it Greshin juice.

997
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,840
I heard he drinks Goldschlager on Tuesday mornings.

998
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:16,300
I heard he fucking pours Goldschlager onto his cornflakes.

999
01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:19,140
I heard he had a fucking bowl of golden nuggets.

1000
01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:22,000
And he used Goldschlager on it instead of milk.

1001
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:23,640
And he's dead now.

1002
01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:27,640
Now, where are we gonna go?

1003
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,140
Old warehouse number eight.

1004
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,820
Is there a phone number for this guy?

1005
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:33,520
Okay, his name is Master Chen.

1006
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:35,860
I can't remember him having a mobile on him.

1007
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,060
Master Chen had a fucking 6210.

1008
01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:43,540
I need to call 104.

1009
01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:50,640
Alright, we have it.

1010
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:53,140
046861564.

1011
01:10:56,660 --> 01:10:57,600
Someone has said it.

1012
01:10:57,740 --> 01:10:58,400
Someone has said it.

1013
01:10:58,660 --> 01:10:59,460
Tuna sandwich.

1014
01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:00,720
Thank you very much.

1015
01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:01,380
Tuna sandwich.

1016
01:11:06,260 --> 01:11:08,760
It's time to fucking give Chen a little thing.

1017
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:12,420
0446861.

1018
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:15,020
Zero.

1019
01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:18,540
So exciting, isn't it?

1020
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,000
So exciting.

1021
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:22,120
Six.

1022
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,140
This is just...

1023
01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:27,180
Next level gameplay.

1024
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,440
Next level gameplay.

1025
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:31,440
568.

1026
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:34,760
61.

1027
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,120
This is really exciting, guys.

1028
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:43,980
What's gonna happen once he calls this number?

1029
01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:45,860
5647.

1030
01:11:45,860 --> 01:11:46,460
5647.

1031
01:11:46,460 --> 01:11:46,780
57.

1032
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:03,720
What?

1033
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:04,260
Why is it ringing?

1034
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:07,760
Hello?

1035
01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:08,900
Mother's Earth.

1036
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:10,380
Oh, fuck.

1037
01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:12,300
Nine dragons, is it?

1038
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:13,900
Is it nine dragons?

1039
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,160
Mother's Earth.

1040
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:16,840
Nine dragons.

1041
01:12:18,340 --> 01:12:19,420
Nine dragons.

1042
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:20,460
Oops.

1043
01:12:20,860 --> 01:12:21,160
Fuck.

1044
01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:23,100
Fuck.

1045
01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:24,500
It's wrong.

1046
01:12:30,540 --> 01:12:31,580
Thanks for the tip.

1047
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:32,500
I'll buy a pie for that.

1048
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,660
Grigoski, you said go on there, Francis.

1049
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:35,540
Do it for the crack.

1050
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:35,940
Good lad.

1051
01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:36,220
Cheers.

1052
01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:36,720
All the best.

1053
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:37,060
Yeah?

1054
01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:38,440
Go on do what?

1055
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:39,420
I don't know what you meant.

1056
01:12:40,340 --> 01:12:41,160
Tumor sandwich.

1057
01:12:42,860 --> 01:12:43,740
046861.

1058
01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:47,420
046861.

1059
01:12:49,420 --> 01:12:51,660
It's funny how you say tuner.

1060
01:12:51,660 --> 01:12:52,680
I thought you said tumor.

1061
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:58,300
We used to buy these breakfast rolls that were fucking, they were made in a butcher shop.

1062
01:12:58,460 --> 01:13:03,180
You couldn't get, it's not like going into Landis or fucking Coraboyle or wherever the fuck you get a good roll.

1063
01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:04,740
This was a butchery.

1064
01:13:04,740 --> 01:13:04,740
This was a butchery.

1065
01:13:04,740 --> 01:13:04,740
This was a butchery.

1066
01:13:04,740 --> 01:13:07,600
And then they had sawdust all over the floor.

1067
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:09,420
Don't ask me why.

1068
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:10,860
Don't ask me why.

1069
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:15,040
And the breakfast rolls were like little sub rolls.

1070
01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:16,380
Like a little submarine.

1071
01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:17,280
Hard.

1072
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:18,300
Bread.

1073
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,980
And it'd just be pudding and rasher.

1074
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:23,940
Pudding and rasher.

1075
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:24,800
And that's it man.

1076
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:29,300
And it looked like a big, we used to call them tumor rolls.

1077
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:30,640
So that's the story there.

1078
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,700
And it was a, it was well, it was a well told story I thought.

1079
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,840
This is so exciting man.

1080
01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:42,220
This is so exciting.

1081
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:46,720
This is just, this is just extreme man.

1082
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,680
You'd want to fucking wear a nappy man.

1083
01:13:49,780 --> 01:13:52,500
Because you were going to shit yourself when you heard the answer to this call.

1084
01:13:54,580 --> 01:13:55,980
0468.

1085
01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:57,800
0468.

1086
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:04,400
0468.

1087
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:12,060
4 7 6 1 6 6 1

1088
01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:20,020
5 6 4 5 6 4

1089
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,560
Yeah

1090
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:33,560
Thank you very much Grugoski I'll I will play Yakuza I'll download the feckin thing first

1091
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:42,160
5 6 4 7 5 6 4 I didn't need to put the 7 in the last time tuner

1092
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:54,520
Hello father's heaven mother's earth I'd say mother's earth mother's earth oops

1093
01:14:57,620 --> 01:14:59,620
It's wrong

1094
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:06,840
Great finger action says Kieran

1095
01:15:08,340 --> 01:15:09,340
Fuck man

1096
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:26,140
If this game was a a soul artist from the 70s it would be cuntish Mayfield

1097
01:15:33,980 --> 01:15:38,680
This game is like being on fucking mushrooms 0 4 6 8 6 1

1098
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:50,480
We've taken a bit of a fucking slow turn here but wait until we get out of here it's gonna be like a fucking rabbit out of the trap

1099
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:53,980
4 6 8

1100
01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:53,980
Yeah

1101
01:15:53,980 --> 01:16:07,980
Shane Ambrose you are the ambrosia cream custard in my life

1102
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:10,980
Thank you very much

1103
01:16:10,980 --> 01:16:19,480
I hope you have a great dinner tomorrow afternoon make sure you get a fucking roast in the bag ok?

1104
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:24,480
The great thing about your owl lady is she always has a roast in the bag

1105
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:28,980
I was around the cow lady's last week for din- for sunday dinner

1106
01:16:28,980 --> 01:16:32,980
She are- she had the roast in a box

1107
01:16:32,980 --> 01:16:37,980
I said that's unconventional hey but I'll eat it anyway

1108
01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:44,480
Then she fed me and I ate it and I had the fucking uh rice pudding afterwards

1109
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:52,480
Bit of fucking jam and it stirred it around inside the rice pudding

1110
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:53,480
Oh fuck no

1111
01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,480
Oh now I have to go to bed

1112
01:16:58,480 --> 01:16:59,480
Ine-san will be worried

1113
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:00,480
This game is shit man

1114
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:01,480
I should go home soon

1115
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:02,480
This game is shit

1116
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:04,980
Fuck

1117
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:22,480
Father's Heaven 9 Dragons Mother's Earth and Comrades

1118
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:22,980
Thanks Tumor

1119
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:27,480
Tumor can you just say that in a message along with the phone number?

1120
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:30,980
So I can just save it there please

1121
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:34,480
And thanks very much everyone for watching if you've just tuned in

1122
01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:36,980
This is Shenmue Ma it's a fucking great game

1123
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,480
It was made for 75 million dollars in 1999

1124
01:17:41,980 --> 01:17:42,980
And you have to go to bed

1125
01:17:44,980 --> 01:17:46,980
You have to go to bed in it there's no way around that

1126
01:17:46,980 --> 01:17:48,980
If it gets to half 11 you need to go to sleep

1127
01:17:48,980 --> 01:17:50,480
You can't keep playing

1128
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:53,480
And that's led to a lot of fucking discrepancies

1129
01:17:53,980 --> 01:17:56,480
And that's something I want to apologize for as well at the same time

1130
01:17:57,980 --> 01:17:59,480
Adam thanks very much for that tip

1131
01:17:59,480 --> 01:17:59,980
Yeah

1132
01:18:09,980 --> 01:18:10,480
They do

1133
01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:12,480
Maybe we can use the phone here is it?

1134
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:17,480
Turn the lights on or off?

1135
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:17,980
Turn them off?

1136
01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:20,480
Maybe she won't like that

1137
01:18:20,980 --> 01:18:22,480
If I do that and I don't wanna

1138
01:18:32,980 --> 01:18:33,480
Thanks very much Tumor

1139
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:33,980
Thanks very much Tumor

1140
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,480
Sorry the fucking dial tone is cuntish

1141
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:43,480
No

1142
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:44,080
No.

1143
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:48,800
0468.

1144
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,460
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.

1145
01:18:58,620 --> 01:19:00,300
How'd you...

1146
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:01,640
Who designed this?

1147
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:27,460
61564.

1148
01:19:27,460 --> 01:19:34,460
61564.

1149
01:19:34,460 --> 01:19:41,460
*Squeak*

1150
01:19:48,620 --> 01:19:51,620
*Squeak*

1151
01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:53,260
Hello?

1152
01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:54,260
Mother's Earth.

1153
01:19:54,260 --> 01:19:57,460
Uh, comrades. Comrades, is it?

1154
01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:00,060
Comrades.

1155
01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:01,060
Father's Heaven.

1156
01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:03,060
Nine dragons, ya f-

1157
01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:05,060
*Squeak*

1158
01:20:05,060 --> 01:20:07,060
Nine dragons, warehouse number eight.

1159
01:20:07,060 --> 01:20:08,060
Yeah, I know wh-

1160
01:20:08,060 --> 01:20:08,060
*Squeak*

1161
01:20:08,060 --> 01:20:09,060
*Squeak*

1162
01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:10,060
*Squeak*

1163
01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:11,060
*Squeak*

1164
01:20:11,060 --> 01:20:12,060
Ryo.

1165
01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:13,060
Ryo Hizuki.

1166
01:20:13,060 --> 01:20:15,060
My name is fuckin' Francis.

1167
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,060
*Squeak*

1168
01:20:16,060 --> 01:20:17,060
*Squeak*

1169
01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:18,060
*Squeak*

1170
01:20:18,060 --> 01:20:19,060
*Squeak*

1171
01:20:19,060 --> 01:20:20,060
*Squeak*

1172
01:20:20,060 --> 01:20:21,060
YES!

1173
01:20:21,060 --> 01:20:22,060
*Squeak*

1174
01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:23,060
*Squeak*

1175
01:20:23,060 --> 01:20:24,060
*Squeak*

1176
01:20:24,060 --> 01:20:27,060
Fucking great deal. Great situation to be in.

1177
01:20:27,060 --> 01:20:28,060
*Squeak*

1178
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:31,060
I hope now I don't get there and, um...

1179
01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:33,060
It's fuckin'...

1180
01:20:33,060 --> 01:20:33,060
*Squeak*

1181
01:20:33,060 --> 01:20:34,060
*Squeak*

1182
01:20:34,060 --> 01:20:35,060
*Squeak*

1183
01:20:35,060 --> 01:20:37,060
T22 BC. Are we back at it again? We are.

1184
01:20:37,060 --> 01:20:38,060
*Squeak*

1185
01:20:38,060 --> 01:20:39,060
*Squeak*

1186
01:20:39,060 --> 01:20:43,060
Didn't mean to say that T22. That was the wrong music to press.

1187
01:20:43,060 --> 01:20:45,060
I did try to hit the orbital button...

1188
01:20:45,060 --> 01:20:48,900
button for T22BC.

1189
01:20:48,900 --> 01:21:15,900
T22BC baby.

1190
01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:47,700
Back in his "Hupiatch".

1191
01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:48,700
T22BC here.

1192
01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:49,700
Back in his "Hupiatch".

1193
01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:50,700
T22BC here.

1194
01:21:50,700 --> 01:22:15,700
*music*

1195
01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:20,700
Welcome to the stream everyone. I have to be shown to you by T22BC, old boys.

1196
01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:40,700
Oh, if we get to this warehouse now and it's like, "Hey, you gotta come back at 9 o'clock. You gotta come back after dark, man."

1197
01:22:40,700 --> 01:22:49,700
Cause they all speak like that. Then I'm gonna fucking shit my pants. And I don't say that lightly.

1198
01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:57,700
Pardon my French, but you're fucked.

1199
01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:07,700
*laughs*

1200
01:23:07,700 --> 01:23:14,700
I wanna tell you something about Alan Donnelly. The guy's an absolute lunatic of a maniac.

1201
01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:18,700
Okay, and I don't say that lightly. He's actually been charged.

1202
01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:24,700
But he's grand on the stream. Oh, he's fine. That's the thing, he's fucking fine on the stream.

1203
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:29,700
But if you see him in the street, he'll fucking maul you.

1204
01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:31,700
*music*

1205
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:42,700
Wow, the bus is here. So fast. He could've...fuckin' killed me if I'd have, uh, took the wrong step out front.

1206
01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:43,700
Yeah.

1207
01:23:44,700 --> 01:23:47,700
It's a real Alan Donnelly and Brainschlug situation.

1208
01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:49,700
*music*

1209
01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:53,700
We're on the bus, man. We're going to warehouse number eight.

1210
01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:54,700
*music*

1211
01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:56,700
Fucking Alan Donnelly's on the fucking bus with us, man.

1212
01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:57,700
*music*

1213
01:23:57,700 --> 01:23:58,700
*music*

1214
01:23:58,700 --> 01:23:59,700
*music*

1215
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:02,700
We're out with Alan Donnelly last night, man.

1216
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:03,700
Fucking mentoring.

1217
01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:04,700
*music*

1218
01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:05,700
*music*

1219
01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:06,700
*music*

1220
01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:27,700
Yeah. Johnson's wireless printer. You're a great printer. It's great to see you. How come I can't access you when I want to print off pictures, JPEGs, that I found on the internet? I've got a rake of JPEGs inside a fucking thumb drive. Can I send them to your printer next Tuesday? Or will it be available tonight?

1221
01:24:33,700 --> 01:25:02,340
Or will it be available tonight? Check. Here we go. Look at him. I'm always chilling. I'm always chilling. If you ever need help, just ask me, okay? Thanks. So you'll ask him. Try someone else, man.

1222
01:25:02,700 --> 01:25:09,580
I'm always chilling. If you ever need help, just ask me, okay? Yeah. Thanks.

1223
01:25:10,060 --> 01:25:17,980
Daniel Feehan. Daniel Feehan. If you ever need help, just donate, man.

1224
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:24,460
What about this one here? Honey-san.

1225
01:25:24,460 --> 01:25:29,560
Honey-san. Are you hungry? How about a cup of coffee?

1226
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:32,540
Yeah, that makes sense. Sorry. I've got something I need to take care of.

1227
01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:36,780
That made a hell of a lot of sense. Are you hungry? Do you want a coffee?

1228
01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:43,820
My name is Johnny Coffee. I live in Maxwell House.

1229
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:46,620
Hey, wait!

1230
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:51,820
I'm fucking here to see Master Chen, man. I need to meet Master Chen. What's your name?

1231
01:25:52,180 --> 01:25:53,760
Ryo Hazuki. Flip me in the fuck.

1232
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:56,880
I've been expecting you, sir. Yeah, you have, yeah. Please. Go on in.

1233
01:25:56,940 --> 01:26:01,520
Yeah, I'm here to see Master Chen. I don't need to talk to you. I don't need to fucking talk to you, man.

1234
01:26:02,060 --> 01:26:06,920
I don't need a lecture about it. Like, I've got the fucking Phoenix mirror in my posesh.

1235
01:26:07,660 --> 01:26:10,460
You're trying to stop me from accessing Master Chen with the Phoenix.

1236
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:16,940
Warehouse number eight?

1237
01:26:17,340 --> 01:26:18,940
Warehouse number eight?

1238
01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:21,360
Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that.

1239
01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:26,720
Yeah, Nedzer. Thanks very much for your kind of generous Saturday night tip.

1240
01:26:27,100 --> 01:26:29,760
It's gonna be a great Saturday night for me.

1241
01:26:30,180 --> 01:26:31,880
Cause I'm playing games, man.

1242
01:26:32,300 --> 01:26:34,060
And Nedzer's in the gaff.

1243
01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:35,720
Did you hear Nedzer?

1244
01:26:36,660 --> 01:26:37,960
He's made a new tune.

1245
01:26:39,020 --> 01:26:39,880
It's called...

1246
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:41,420
Bad Cunts.

1247
01:26:42,380 --> 01:26:43,580
Bad Cunts, Bad Cunts.

1248
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:44,500
What you gonna do?

1249
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:46,420
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1250
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:47,560
Bad Cunts, Bad Cunts.

1251
01:26:47,780 --> 01:26:48,540
What you gonna do?

1252
01:26:48,740 --> 01:26:50,480
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1253
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:59,560
Bad Cunts, Bad Cunts.

1254
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:00,480
What you gonna do?

1255
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:02,400
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1256
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:03,540
Bad Cunts, Bad Cunts.

1257
01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:04,520
What you gonna do?

1258
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:06,480
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1259
01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:10,600
Now, warehouse number eight.

1260
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:12,240
Warehouse number eight.

1261
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:14,920
Do we have a location on warehouse number eight?

1262
01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:17,520
Can someone get the Google Maps out there and fucking find warehouse number eight?

1263
01:27:17,780 --> 01:27:18,540
It's in Japan somewhere.

1264
01:27:18,540 --> 01:27:22,440
Look at this for a fucking wall.

1265
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:25,520
It's a wall with a fucking steel shutter.

1266
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:28,120
But there's nowhere for the shutter to go.

1267
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,920
It's just a fucking wall, man.

1268
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,580
Unless they've got a roll at the back.

1269
01:27:32,820 --> 01:27:35,980
Unless it rolls up into a fucking cylindrical shape at the back.

1270
01:27:44,620 --> 01:27:46,000
Nice microphone in shot.

1271
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:48,260
I need to get rid of that fucking microphone, baby.

1272
01:27:48,260 --> 01:27:49,260
It's not...

1273
01:27:49,260 --> 01:27:50,520
Thanks very much for that.

1274
01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:51,460
That's a nice little...

1275
01:27:51,460 --> 01:27:53,120
Dan Dal Corwin.

1276
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:54,960
It's great to see you.

1277
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,520
Even though I can't see you.

1278
01:27:57,840 --> 01:27:59,280
I'd say you're looking well.

1279
01:27:59,940 --> 01:28:17,320
Look at this chin.

1280
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:18,640
This is the new Dan Dolph.

1281
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:26,620
You know who I am.

1282
01:28:26,620 --> 01:28:26,940
Right.

1283
01:28:29,940 --> 01:28:30,720
Back to the gameplay.

1284
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:34,280
I got a bit of a fucking Dan Dolph on me there, man.

1285
01:28:35,540 --> 01:28:36,380
Hey, Dan Dolph.

1286
01:28:37,140 --> 01:28:38,760
Any fucking Dan Droff for a second?

1287
01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:40,500
I have a bag of Dan Droff if you want, man.

1288
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,220
I'm fucking a...

1289
01:28:41,220 --> 01:28:44,260
I swept it off some cunt's hair frame.

1290
01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:46,480
Some fucker had a...

1291
01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,340
Some fucker didn't wash his hair frame.

1292
01:28:48,780 --> 01:28:52,220
So I swept the Dan Droff off it and put it in a bag and sold it as a fucking...

1293
01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:54,220
Nine...

1294
01:28:54,220 --> 01:28:55,560
Ball.

1295
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:00,620
Where the fuck's number eight, man?

1296
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:04,380
I'm pissballing around here.

1297
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,360
Someone's asking in the chat there.

1298
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:13,720
Thanks very much, Dan Droff.

1299
01:29:14,560 --> 01:29:15,480
Very nice bit.

1300
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:17,080
And Ted Griff.

1301
01:29:17,700 --> 01:29:19,280
Did you ever hear of a band Nirvana?

1302
01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:22,260
Fucking Nirvana or a class, Ted Griff.

1303
01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:25,540
Have you ever listened to Don't Come Down by Nirvana?

1304
01:29:26,220 --> 01:29:26,780
Or...

1305
01:29:26,780 --> 01:29:27,280
Come...

1306
01:29:28,140 --> 01:29:29,160
Come All the Time.

1307
01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:30,160
Come...

1308
01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:30,800
Come...

1309
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:32,000
All the Time.

1310
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:33,700
All the Time.

1311
01:29:34,340 --> 01:29:37,440
When you want to come...

1312
01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:38,460
Every day.

1313
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:39,940
Every way.

1314
01:29:40,420 --> 01:29:42,740
It's the best way.

1315
01:29:43,700 --> 01:29:44,820
That's fucking class, man.

1316
01:29:45,420 --> 01:29:47,600
I can play that on the fucking guitar bass.

1317
01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:49,640
Did you ever...

1318
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:52,660
Did you ever fucking play the guitar bass?

1319
01:29:53,620 --> 01:29:55,340
It's got thick strings on it.

1320
01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:56,400
Like big worms.

1321
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:57,280
Here we go, man.

1322
01:29:58,020 --> 01:30:00,180
Warehouse number eight.

1323
01:30:01,780 --> 01:30:04,760
Welcome back to warehouse number eight.

1324
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:07,160
Yeah.

1325
01:30:11,660 --> 01:30:12,600
Dan Fian.

1326
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:15,020
You are...

1327
01:30:15,620 --> 01:30:18,040
Ah, the Phoenix mirror.

1328
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:19,060
Dan Fian.

1329
01:30:19,060 --> 01:30:20,660
Check it out.

1330
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:21,120
Yes.

1331
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:23,860
It's made of Phantom Riverstone.

1332
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:27,520
So we have, this is Master Chen, okay?

1333
01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:31,460
If you've just joined us on the stream, thanks for, this is Chen Matterday Night Games.

1334
01:30:31,940 --> 01:30:33,920
You are welcome to the stream.

1335
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:38,200
And we've got a cutscene here with Master Chen.

1336
01:30:38,460 --> 01:30:39,680
He is the dream.

1337
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:41,400
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1338
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:44,940
He is the dream.

1339
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:48,880
Master Chen is an old man who wears silk pyjamas.

1340
01:30:49,220 --> 01:30:49,940
He's Chinese!

1341
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:54,560
And he also knows where the location of Landee is.

1342
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:56,940
Landee's the cunt who killed my fucking father.

1343
01:30:57,360 --> 01:31:01,400
I had to go down to the basement to find this phoenix mirror that he'd buried.

1344
01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:08,600
Apparently this Master Chen knows what's going on.

1345
01:31:09,060 --> 01:31:12,280
So, Ted Griff, Dandalf Curwen, Nedzer, Daniel Fian.

1346
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:14,320
Thanks very much.

1347
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:15,960
This cutscene is for you.

1348
01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:18,540
I made it earlier on in Final Cut Adobe.

1349
01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:26,540
Why did Landee only steal the dragon mirror?

1350
01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:29,880
Someone says he looks like Bertie Ahern.

1351
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:34,720
He probably didn't realize your father had both of them.

1352
01:31:35,540 --> 01:31:40,000
He probably didn't realize your father had both of them.

1353
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:42,900
He probably didn't realize.

1354
01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:51,660
See, that's not a racist accent because the Japanese got a lot of Western people to do the accents in the game.

1355
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:52,960
So, I mean, I'm fine.

1356
01:31:54,100 --> 01:31:55,240
That's alright, like.

1357
01:31:55,780 --> 01:31:56,700
Thanks for the tip.

1358
01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:58,260
I'll buy a pint with that.

1359
01:31:58,340 --> 01:32:00,480
Francis SoundCloud, please.

1360
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:02,580
Francis, stick the old tracks up on SoundCloud.

1361
01:32:03,380 --> 01:32:06,480
Look, you are very kind.

1362
01:32:06,780 --> 01:32:09,340
To donate like that on a fucking Saturday night.

1363
01:32:10,540 --> 01:32:12,020
In the middle of a fucking storm.

1364
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:14,680
There's a yellow wind warning out in the galaxy, everyone.

1365
01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:17,540
Make sure you have your fucking hatches battened down.

1366
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:19,840
Okay?

1367
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:26,660
But to donate like that, that takes a lot of courage and a lot of great determination, tenacity.

1368
01:32:27,420 --> 01:32:29,380
Fucking, you've got it all inside you, man.

1369
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:31,620
You've got it all inside you, whoever you are.

1370
01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:34,660
And if you want a SoundCloud, I'll make a SoundCloud.

1371
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,660
In fact, I've already made a SoundCloud.

1372
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:41,160
If you want me to, if you want me to upload Boom Time to that, I'll do it, man.

1373
01:32:43,380 --> 01:32:44,960
Let's get back to Chain and the Boys.

1374
01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:46,600
Chain is here to stay.

1375
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,200
I don't say that lightly.

1376
01:32:50,200 --> 01:33:03,000
Your dad.

1377
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,900
The dragon and the phoenix meet.

1378
01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:07,720
The gates of heaven and earth will open.

1379
01:33:08,820 --> 01:33:11,640
And Qi You will resurrect itself on Earth.

1380
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:12,380
The man Qi.

1381
01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:13,600
Qi You.

1382
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:15,160
Who the fuck's Qi You, hey?

1383
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:20,760
It's a legendary Chinese monster that will devour this world of ours.

1384
01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:22,500
Is that the fucking Shmeagol?

1385
01:33:22,940 --> 01:33:25,640
They've got a knockoff Shmeagol in Shenmue, man.

1386
01:33:26,280 --> 01:33:31,840
It's a real fucking ripoff of Shmeagol from those films with the hobbits.

1387
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:34,820
It's a pure fucking ripoff of Shmeagol, man.

1388
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:38,240
That was the monster on the roof, fiddler on the roof that I seen the last day.

1389
01:33:39,140 --> 01:33:39,980
Keep an eye out.

1390
01:33:40,080 --> 01:33:43,420
If he's mentioning him now, we might get a fucking glimpse of Shmeagol.

1391
01:33:52,140 --> 01:33:54,340
That even I don't know.

1392
01:33:55,020 --> 01:33:57,760
But you mustn't allow him to get that mirror.

1393
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,760
Be careful and stay alert.

1394
01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:06,020
If he finds that mirror, it will be the end of you.

1395
01:34:06,180 --> 01:34:06,680
Fucking hell.

1396
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:08,200
Huh?

1397
01:34:08,680 --> 01:34:09,220
Fucking hell.

1398
01:34:10,820 --> 01:34:11,740
Here we go.

1399
01:34:13,500 --> 01:34:14,180
What the?

1400
01:34:14,180 --> 01:34:14,760
Yeah.

1401
01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:17,100
It's fucking state of this, man.

1402
01:34:17,180 --> 01:34:18,120
Knockoff Shmeagol.

1403
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:19,560
There's a knockoff Shmeagol, everyone.

1404
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:20,880
Yeah.

1405
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:22,760
Rodri, Rodri Santiago.

1406
01:34:22,980 --> 01:34:23,620
Thanks very much.

1407
01:34:24,780 --> 01:34:25,720
You're a dreamer.

1408
01:34:26,300 --> 01:34:27,220
You're a fucking dreamer.

1409
01:34:27,780 --> 01:34:28,920
Two mirrors.

1410
01:34:29,240 --> 01:34:31,120
Landi-sama will be pleased.

1411
01:34:31,820 --> 01:34:32,060
Hehe.

1412
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:33,740
Gui-chan.

1413
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:37,800
Oh, Hazuki, push that button.

1414
01:34:37,900 --> 01:34:39,380
Sounds like he's having a hernia.

1415
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:40,400
Uh-oh.

1416
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:41,800
I missed a...

1417
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:44,620
With this, I can join the Chi-Yu men.

1418
01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:46,600
No way, you fucking Chi-Chi man.

1419
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:48,540
Get back inside this house now.

1420
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,780
Fucking Chi-Yu men.

1421
01:34:50,860 --> 01:34:51,300
The Chi-Yu...

1422
01:34:51,300 --> 01:34:52,840
He wants to join the Chi-Yu, is it?

1423
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:53,440
Ah!

1424
01:34:54,300 --> 01:34:54,840
Ah!

1425
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:57,400
I need to remember to hit left when it says hit left.

1426
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:58,180
Two mirrors.

1427
01:34:58,500 --> 01:34:59,880
Landi-sama will be pleased.

1428
01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:01,700
Landi-sama will be pleased.

1429
01:35:02,460 --> 01:35:02,980
Gui-chan.

1430
01:35:04,660 --> 01:35:05,000
Oh!

1431
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:07,060
Hazuki, push that button.

1432
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:10,360
Yes.

1433
01:35:11,860 --> 01:35:12,380
Action.

1434
01:35:12,380 --> 01:35:13,580
Oh, no!

1435
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:17,300
I hope that fucking Schmeagel cunt dies, man.

1436
01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:17,840
Pfft.

1437
01:35:19,060 --> 01:35:19,320
No!

1438
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:21,200
Yeah!

1439
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:21,700
No!

1440
01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:21,700
No!

1441
01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:22,900
Thanks for the take.

1442
01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:24,580
I'll go find the back.

1443
01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:26,420
Mr. Vlad Impale, thanks.

1444
01:35:27,760 --> 01:35:29,020
Fucking Schmeagel, man.

1445
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:29,820
Die!

1446
01:35:31,440 --> 01:35:32,220
What happened there?

1447
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:34,060
Did he just escape anyway without the mirror?

1448
01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:38,200
He's got one of them anyway, is he?

1449
01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:39,920
I need to get the other off him.

1450
01:35:48,460 --> 01:35:49,660
Who the f- who are the mad angels?

1451
01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:50,840
We always had trouble with that gang.

1452
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:52,660
Those are dirty bastards.

1453
01:35:57,900 --> 01:35:59,000
The Chi-Yu men, isn't it?

1454
01:35:59,000 --> 01:35:59,840
The Chi-Yu men?

1455
01:35:59,840 --> 01:36:00,940
The Chi-Yu men, boy.

1456
01:36:00,940 --> 01:36:01,320
Yes.

1457
01:36:01,780 --> 01:36:02,860
The Chi-Yu men and Mad Angels.

1458
01:36:02,860 --> 01:36:05,600
He's a fucking shly old piece of shit, that Schmeagel.

1459
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:08,400
Perhaps they are the ones who guided Landi.

1460
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:23,640
He went to fucking Hong Kong.

1461
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:25,140
He went to fucking Hong Kong.

1462
01:36:25,140 --> 01:36:26,320
Hong Kong?

1463
01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:29,240
I have a request.

1464
01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:30,080
Thanks for the tip.

1465
01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:31,500
I'll buy a pint with that.

1466
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:32,180
What is it?

1467
01:36:32,260 --> 01:36:33,020
Master Chen.

1468
01:36:33,900 --> 01:36:34,960
You have a request.

1469
01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:37,800
You have a request.

1470
01:36:37,920 --> 01:36:39,420
Have a pint on me, your pal Master Chen.

1471
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:40,180
Thank you very much.

1472
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:42,220
And I want to tell you something, Master Chen.

1473
01:36:42,260 --> 01:36:44,880
You've greatly enhanced your reputation with that donation.

1474
01:36:45,280 --> 01:36:48,300
And you're listening in to me, Master Chen, so you can say whether I'm right or I'm wrong.

1475
01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:51,300
It was never your intention for the stream to end now.

1476
01:36:51,340 --> 01:36:55,520
What you wanted was a situation whereby you could continue the stream until the next treaty.

1477
01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:59,420
And, um, look, you'll leave me-

1478
01:36:59,420 --> 01:37:02,040
You're a great politician and you'll leave me standing.

1479
01:37:02,100 --> 01:37:03,280
You'll leave me standing, Master Chen.

1480
01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:03,900
Prayer to you.

1481
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:06,180
Please help me get to Hong Kong.

1482
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:08,940
If so, then what?

1483
01:37:10,260 --> 01:37:11,500
I'll find Landy.

1484
01:37:12,220 --> 01:37:15,140
And then, and then, he'll kill you.

1485
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:16,600
He's too strong.

1486
01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:17,640
What did you say?

1487
01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:18,600
Stop it.

1488
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:21,440
I must avenge my father's murder.

1489
01:37:23,620 --> 01:37:25,420
It is life, Matthew Rob.

1490
01:37:25,420 --> 01:37:25,820
It is life.

1491
01:37:25,820 --> 01:37:26,700
I don't stand a chance.

1492
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:33,660
Well, if it was you, suppose your father was murdered, what would you do?

1493
01:37:33,740 --> 01:37:34,280
Yeah.

1494
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:37,360
You heartless creep.

1495
01:37:39,580 --> 01:37:40,260
Please.

1496
01:37:40,900 --> 01:37:41,660
Help me.

1497
01:37:42,320 --> 01:37:42,820
Please.

1498
01:37:42,820 --> 01:37:44,620
I'm sorry, but I can't.

1499
01:37:45,580 --> 01:37:46,900
Let's go, Gui Chang.

1500
01:37:49,900 --> 01:37:52,420
I'm sorry, but I've got pints to drink.

1501
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:53,120
See you later.

1502
01:37:53,660 --> 01:37:54,240
Master Chen.

1503
01:37:54,540 --> 01:37:55,360
Please wait.

1504
01:37:57,500 --> 01:38:00,960
You should not waste your life on revenge.

1505
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:05,660
What a philosopher.

1506
01:38:15,340 --> 01:38:17,180
Hazuki residence main house.

1507
01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:19,720
Fuck who, San.

1508
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:24,000
So, the Chi-Yo men?

1509
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:28,440
And Landy?

1510
01:38:31,140 --> 01:38:32,680
Seems he left for Hong Kong.

1511
01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:34,460
Hong Kong?

1512
01:38:39,180 --> 01:38:40,500
Were you ever in Kong?

1513
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:44,920
Sleep?

1514
01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:45,640
Go to bed?

1515
01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:51,920
Ryu Hazuki has the same kind of face as Fuck Who, San.

1516
01:38:52,480 --> 01:38:53,480
There's a dream sequence.

1517
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:54,500
Dream sequence.

1518
01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:56,400
Fucking dream sequence, everyone.

1519
01:38:57,020 --> 01:38:58,300
Keep your eyes peeled for this.

1520
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:01,480
Water of the coconut.

1521
01:39:02,140 --> 01:39:03,320
Water of the phoenix mirror.

1522
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:06,080
Water of the eagle, man.

1523
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:10,900
It's a lovely, it's not even a mirror, it's just a piece of stone.

1524
01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:13,580
It's got a fucking red tit in the middle.

1525
01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:14,980
Okay, it's got a nipple.

1526
01:39:15,260 --> 01:39:16,200
You take the nip off.

1527
01:39:17,100 --> 01:39:18,860
And you check out what's inside.

1528
01:39:20,100 --> 01:39:21,120
A little green hole.

1529
01:39:21,780 --> 01:39:23,420
Wake up at half eight the next day.

1530
01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:24,280
Wrecked.

1531
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:25,400
Bad dreams.

1532
01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:26,720
Fucking nightmares, man.

1533
01:39:27,060 --> 01:39:28,120
Need another hour.

1534
01:39:28,300 --> 01:39:29,540
Need another ten minutes, man.

1535
01:39:30,180 --> 01:39:32,040
We've got a notepad.

1536
01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:34,360
Full, chock full of notes.

1537
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:35,940
You'll be glad to hear.

1538
01:39:36,900 --> 01:39:38,940
Let's have a little read of what's going on.

1539
01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:41,180
Page one.

1540
01:39:41,180 --> 01:39:43,840
A creepy skinhead from Chi-Yu Men.

1541
01:39:44,120 --> 01:39:45,760
Try to steal the phoenix mirror.

1542
01:39:46,420 --> 01:39:49,680
The Chi-Yu Men and Mad Angels are connected.

1543
01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:50,740
There's a connection there.

1544
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:54,700
Mad Angels are enemies of Master Chen's group.

1545
01:39:55,800 --> 01:40:00,720
It appears that Lan Di has already left for Hong Kong.

1546
01:40:01,280 --> 01:40:03,820
And I don't know about you, but Kong is a lovely village.

1547
01:40:04,580 --> 01:40:05,560
And you want to visit it.

1548
01:40:05,660 --> 01:40:09,100
It's just down past Balanrobe.

1549
01:40:09,100 --> 01:40:09,780
Where you go out there.

1550
01:40:09,780 --> 01:40:11,480
It's like the quiet man kind of country.

1551
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:12,260
It's fucking beautiful.

1552
01:40:12,900 --> 01:40:13,940
And you want to visit down there.

1553
01:40:14,060 --> 01:40:16,000
And you'd want to have a day to take.

1554
01:40:16,200 --> 01:40:18,100
You'd want to have a day to take down in Kong.

1555
01:40:18,540 --> 01:40:21,080
You'd want to have a day and then walk around the grounds of the castle there.

1556
01:40:21,160 --> 01:40:22,020
I think it's Ashbury Castle.

1557
01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:23,520
Ah, it's a fucking great castle.

1558
01:40:24,220 --> 01:40:26,080
And they do great dinners in there as well.

1559
01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:26,640
You'd want to pay.

1560
01:40:26,700 --> 01:40:28,200
Hey, you'd want to have your wallet with you.

1561
01:40:32,700 --> 01:40:37,080
Yucca Succa Bank.

1562
01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:44,020
11,180 yen.

1563
01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:45,580
47,000 yen?

1564
01:40:45,960 --> 01:40:47,080
Guess Hong Kong's out.

1565
01:40:47,340 --> 01:40:48,080
What do you mean, man?

1566
01:40:48,360 --> 01:40:48,640
Why?

1567
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:49,900
Where's the fucking money?

1568
01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:51,220
There's a load of money in your pocket.

1569
01:40:51,620 --> 01:40:52,500
Why is Hong Kong out?

1570
01:40:53,340 --> 01:40:56,320
Did he not just check his bank balance just go up?

1571
01:41:01,060 --> 01:41:03,380
I must go to Hong Kong ASAP.

1572
01:41:03,500 --> 01:41:03,960
But how?

1573
01:41:04,100 --> 01:41:05,100
No connections, no money.

1574
01:41:05,180 --> 01:41:06,420
I should talk to Fucko San.

1575
01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:08,520
Thanks for the tip.

1576
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:10,100
I'll buy a pint with that.

1577
01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:12,860
Lego, my raggle.

1578
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:14,900
Thank you, sir.

1579
01:41:16,780 --> 01:41:19,380
Thank you for that tip.

1580
01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:22,400
My kind little tip.

1581
01:41:23,980 --> 01:41:27,800
I'd like to whiz you all the best.

1582
01:41:28,740 --> 01:41:29,940
In the future.

1583
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:34,580
Thank you.

1584
01:41:34,580 --> 01:41:47,720
For the tip, I'd like to say thank you.

1585
01:41:48,860 --> 01:41:50,920
For Cousin.

1586
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:55,400
Now, let's see where we're going.

1587
01:41:55,740 --> 01:41:56,060
Yeah.

1588
01:41:56,420 --> 01:41:57,620
Schmeagel can't.

1589
01:41:58,220 --> 01:42:00,420
It doesn't come up on the screen, but thanks for the money.

1590
01:42:00,740 --> 01:42:01,200
Schmeagel.

1591
01:42:01,820 --> 01:42:04,040
Say, don't ever come down.

1592
01:42:04,040 --> 01:42:05,980
I'll try not to, man.

1593
01:42:07,280 --> 01:42:11,240
I'm on the 10 euro tasty thing since June last.

1594
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:16,380
Imagine if it lasted nine months.

1595
01:42:16,780 --> 01:42:18,900
Imagine if you were fucking awake for nine months.

1596
01:42:19,580 --> 01:42:20,640
And loving it.

1597
01:42:23,260 --> 01:42:24,040
Okay, I'm 40.

1598
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:25,780
I have to be sure not to waste this.

1599
01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:26,320
Yeah.

1600
01:42:26,780 --> 01:42:27,960
I don't know what the fucking money like.

1601
01:42:27,960 --> 01:42:29,560
You just go to Hong Kong with the money now.

1602
01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:38,700
What hair product do you use, Francis?

1603
01:42:38,820 --> 01:42:39,320
And why?

1604
01:42:39,520 --> 01:42:40,120
I don't know, man.

1605
01:42:40,160 --> 01:42:41,360
There's no hair product in this.

1606
01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:43,820
There's nothing in this hair at the moment.

1607
01:42:45,300 --> 01:42:49,560
It was washed earlier on using...

1608
01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:53,180
What was it?

1609
01:42:53,180 --> 01:42:53,500
L'Oreal?

1610
01:42:53,620 --> 01:42:54,720
It wasn't herbal essences.

1611
01:42:55,980 --> 01:42:57,780
I think it was Pan10 Pro-V.

1612
01:42:58,140 --> 01:42:59,520
It's the one that you can buy at Lidl.

1613
01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:01,200
It's not CN.

1614
01:43:01,380 --> 01:43:03,580
Hey, I used the CN shit before.

1615
01:43:04,220 --> 01:43:06,640
And my hair was greasy ten minutes later after washing.

1616
01:43:06,720 --> 01:43:08,140
That's a little pro tip from me.

1617
01:43:08,240 --> 01:43:09,360
If you're a little, uh...

1618
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:11,500
If you're a little bit fancy when you're in Lidl,

1619
01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:13,780
why not go for the Pan10 Pro-V?

1620
01:43:14,580 --> 01:43:18,120
It's probably about 50 to 70 cent extra on the fucking CN.

1621
01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:19,860
But you'll notice the difference.

1622
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:21,400
I would recommend it.

1623
01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:27,640
Thanks for the tip.

1624
01:43:27,900 --> 01:43:29,200
I'll buy a pint with that.

1625
01:43:30,380 --> 01:43:31,300
Michael Krenn.

1626
01:43:31,900 --> 01:43:33,040
Thanks very much.

1627
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:34,780
Great name, Krenn.

1628
01:43:35,620 --> 01:43:37,860
I heard it's a cork name.

1629
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:38,080
Is it?

1630
01:43:38,140 --> 01:43:39,160
It's down south, is it?

1631
01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:41,160
I'm not trying to fucking get your whereabouts.

1632
01:43:41,760 --> 01:43:42,560
I'm just asking.

1633
01:43:43,960 --> 01:43:45,360
I should work on my moves.

1634
01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:46,360
No, you shouldn't, man.

1635
01:43:46,380 --> 01:43:46,760
It's boring.

1636
01:43:47,080 --> 01:43:47,300
Quit.

1637
01:43:47,880 --> 01:43:49,020
Where's Fuku San?

1638
01:43:51,820 --> 01:43:54,080
Maybe you'll take the money into the travel agents.

1639
01:43:56,560 --> 01:44:00,120
I wonder why you said Hong Kong is out of the question when, uh...

1640
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:04,360
There wasn't even a kist in town.

1641
01:44:08,540 --> 01:44:11,820
Maybe Fuku San is in the house doing his lessons or something.

1642
01:44:13,340 --> 01:44:18,740
I'm going to be buying five liters of Pan10 Pro-V with the fucking donation money.

1643
01:44:19,340 --> 01:44:21,000
I'm going to use it on all hair.

1644
01:44:22,160 --> 01:44:22,540
Head.

1645
01:44:23,360 --> 01:44:23,720
Chest.

1646
01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:24,440
Back.

1647
01:44:24,900 --> 01:44:25,360
Leg.

1648
01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:27,440
And crack.

1649
01:44:31,240 --> 01:44:34,360
I'm booked in for a chest back and crack next Tuesday.

1650
01:44:34,360 --> 01:44:38,020
Uh, with Master Chen down the Chinese shop.

1651
01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:42,600
Apparently Master Chen's a fucking...

1652
01:44:42,600 --> 01:44:44,040
He's the master of the crack.

1653
01:44:44,540 --> 01:44:46,680
He can wax your crack in a heartbeat.

1654
01:44:48,900 --> 01:44:53,760
The way he uses Japanese Shinto kind of method on your crack.

1655
01:44:54,300 --> 01:44:56,460
And it fucking relieves it of all the hair.

1656
01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:59,300
You can do a bit of praying here if you want, man.

1657
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:02,540
I'm going to pray to Master Chen for fucking giving me the life.

1658
01:45:02,540 --> 01:45:10,280
Anything inside this, man?

1659
01:45:11,360 --> 01:45:12,200
Pack of candles.

1660
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:18,820
Family altar Buddhist.

1661
01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:22,280
Maybe we can use a pack of candles.

1662
01:45:22,280 --> 01:45:32,140
Nah.

1663
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:34,240
Should we leave it anyway?

1664
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:36,100
I'm trying to find Fuku San here.

1665
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:43,060
I have bad memories of this place because we were stuck here the last day for 40 minutes.

1666
01:45:44,980 --> 01:45:46,120
Y'all had to suffer.

1667
01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:54,080
Did you...

1668
01:45:56,720 --> 01:45:57,780
Book Ryanair.

1669
01:45:57,900 --> 01:45:58,100
Okay.

1670
01:45:58,360 --> 01:45:58,840
Here we go.

1671
01:45:59,460 --> 01:46:04,580
Let's get to town and book the, uh, no-fares airline to Hong Kong.

1672
01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:05,800
From Japan.

1673
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:07,240
Hong Kong.

1674
01:46:07,920 --> 01:46:09,560
I should talk it over with Fuku San.

1675
01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:10,380
Where is he, man?

1676
01:46:10,540 --> 01:46:11,400
That's the fucking thing.

1677
01:46:11,960 --> 01:46:13,440
You're talking about Fuku San.

1678
01:46:13,500 --> 01:46:14,480
I can't even find him.

1679
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:15,000
Do you know what I mean?

1680
01:46:15,200 --> 01:46:15,740
Where is he?

1681
01:46:16,180 --> 01:46:17,060
Where is that cat?

1682
01:46:18,880 --> 01:46:21,160
Last seen in the fucking belfry of the castle, I believe.

1683
01:46:23,240 --> 01:46:24,640
Has anybody seen John?

1684
01:46:24,860 --> 01:46:25,420
Have you got...

1685
01:46:25,420 --> 01:46:25,860
Can some...

1686
01:46:25,860 --> 01:46:26,800
Has anybody seen John?

1687
01:46:26,860 --> 01:46:27,480
He was in the castle.

1688
01:46:27,860 --> 01:46:29,620
Was he in the belfry the last time I was talking to him?

1689
01:46:29,920 --> 01:46:30,500
Where is he?

1690
01:46:30,560 --> 01:46:32,220
Have we sent a search party out for John?

1691
01:46:32,220 --> 01:46:33,060
Has anybody seen John?

1692
01:46:33,380 --> 01:46:34,160
He was around the island.

1693
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,500
Has anybody seen John?

1694
01:46:35,720 --> 01:46:36,500
He's gone missing.

1695
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:39,520
He was in the fucking belfry of the castle there the last day.

1696
01:46:39,700 --> 01:46:40,460
John, hello.

1697
01:46:40,480 --> 01:46:41,440
Yeah, nobody's visiting.

1698
01:46:41,620 --> 01:46:42,380
Nobody's seen him since.

1699
01:46:42,460 --> 01:46:43,240
We've got the lighthouse.

1700
01:46:43,680 --> 01:46:44,140
Come...

1701
01:46:44,140 --> 01:46:45,220
Can we get the light?

1702
01:46:45,580 --> 01:46:47,360
Can we get the lighthouse out for John?

1703
01:46:47,860 --> 01:46:50,520
We need to get the lighthouse switched on immediately.

1704
01:46:50,740 --> 01:46:51,820
Tell the lighthouse keeper.

1705
01:46:52,700 --> 01:46:56,520
Can you go and tell the lighthouse keeper we need to get that switched on immediately.

1706
01:46:56,520 --> 01:46:58,060
We have to start searching for John.

1707
01:46:58,200 --> 01:46:59,660
Okay, he's around the island somewhere.

1708
01:47:00,100 --> 01:47:01,980
He was last seen in the belfry of the castle.

1709
01:47:02,200 --> 01:47:03,120
Belfry of the castle.

1710
01:47:03,280 --> 01:47:04,040
Belfry of the castle.

1711
01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:04,660
Belfry of the castle.

1712
01:47:04,660 --> 01:47:05,540
Belfry of the castle.

1713
01:47:05,540 --> 01:47:05,560
Belfry of the castle.

1714
01:47:07,560 --> 01:47:08,080
John.

1715
01:47:08,580 --> 01:47:08,980
Hello.

1716
01:47:09,300 --> 01:47:10,220
Are you there, John?

1717
01:47:10,220 --> 01:47:10,280
John.

1718
01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:12,080
Did you go for a walk?

1719
01:47:12,080 --> 01:47:12,220
John.

1720
01:47:12,220 --> 01:47:14,100
We're going into another bedroom.

1721
01:47:14,260 --> 01:47:16,240
See if we can find that fuck-o-san book.

1722
01:47:16,720 --> 01:47:17,480
Let's take the piss.

1723
01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:17,960
Here he is.

1724
01:47:18,120 --> 01:47:18,520
Here he is.

1725
01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:20,760
Oh, it's fucked.

1726
01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:21,320
It's fucked.

1727
01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:21,780
It's a ghost.

1728
01:47:21,940 --> 01:47:22,360
Fuck-san.

1729
01:47:23,120 --> 01:47:23,520
Fuck-san.

1730
01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:25,000
Do you know of any cheap travel agencies?

1731
01:47:25,620 --> 01:47:26,800
I know of a cheap game.

1732
01:47:26,980 --> 01:47:29,120
Yeah, there's one in Dabuita, but...

1733
01:47:29,120 --> 01:47:30,580
Dabuita?

1734
01:47:30,820 --> 01:47:31,180
Hmm.

1735
01:47:31,700 --> 01:47:32,640
Why you want to know?

1736
01:47:33,580 --> 01:47:35,160
I'm thinking of going to Hong Kong.

1737
01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:35,620
Huh?

1738
01:47:35,620 --> 01:47:36,440
Hong Kong?

1739
01:47:37,180 --> 01:47:37,700
Yeah.

1740
01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:39,800
It appears that Lan Di went there.

1741
01:47:40,440 --> 01:47:40,880
But...

1742
01:47:40,880 --> 01:47:43,120
What will you tell Ine-san?

1743
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:45,280
I'll persuade her.

1744
01:47:46,440 --> 01:47:47,800
Not alone you won't.

1745
01:47:48,120 --> 01:47:48,880
I'll help you.

1746
01:47:56,300 --> 01:47:57,900
Ine-san, do you have a minute?

1747
01:47:58,780 --> 01:47:59,240
Yes.

1748
01:47:59,440 --> 01:48:00,240
What is it?

1749
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:03,880
I know it's sudden, but...

1750
01:48:03,880 --> 01:48:05,240
I'm thinking of going on a trip.

1751
01:48:07,760 --> 01:48:08,660
A trip?

1752
01:48:10,420 --> 01:48:10,940
Yes.

1753
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:14,120
Good.

1754
01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:16,240
You could use a vacation.

1755
01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:17,000
Oh.

1756
01:48:17,600 --> 01:48:18,020
Yeah.

1757
01:48:19,540 --> 01:48:21,200
Where are you thinking of going?

1758
01:48:21,380 --> 01:48:22,820
Look at the fucking state of this game.

1759
01:48:22,820 --> 01:48:23,120
Hong Kong.

1760
01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:24,540
Hong Kong?

1761
01:48:24,880 --> 01:48:25,380
Fuku-san.

1762
01:48:26,140 --> 01:48:26,500
Yeah.

1763
01:48:27,140 --> 01:48:28,160
It seems...

1764
01:48:28,160 --> 01:48:28,760
Thank you very much.

1765
01:48:28,760 --> 01:48:29,080
The man who killed...

1766
01:48:29,080 --> 01:48:30,180
Hanzuki-sensei is there.

1767
01:48:30,180 --> 01:48:30,600
100.

1768
01:48:31,260 --> 01:48:33,640
Ine-san, please give him the money for the trip.

1769
01:48:34,860 --> 01:48:35,340
Idiot.

1770
01:48:36,640 --> 01:48:38,640
What are you planning to do, Dio-san?

1771
01:48:39,340 --> 01:48:40,400
This cutscene is fucked.

1772
01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:40,780
Oh, nothing.

1773
01:48:41,060 --> 01:48:41,400
Nothing?

1774
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:43,800
This is crazy.

1775
01:48:44,060 --> 01:48:45,580
I can't let you do this.

1776
01:48:46,220 --> 01:48:46,540
Yeah?

1777
01:48:47,040 --> 01:48:49,240
Well, he has to get there somehow, Ine-san.

1778
01:48:49,700 --> 01:48:50,620
I'm not listening.

1779
01:48:50,620 --> 01:48:50,660
I'm not listening.

1780
01:48:50,660 --> 01:48:51,160
Ine-san.

1781
01:48:51,380 --> 01:48:52,500
Oh, the mother's crying.

1782
01:48:53,060 --> 01:48:55,920
Oh, we're missing the fucking golden cutscene here, man.

1783
01:48:55,960 --> 01:48:57,020
The mother is crying.

1784
01:48:57,720 --> 01:48:59,320
And I just want to apologize there.

1785
01:48:59,380 --> 01:49:02,120
I opened my mouth for a bit of crack.

1786
01:49:02,540 --> 01:49:05,600
I could see that there was a bit of spit down the back of the throat there.

1787
01:49:06,100 --> 01:49:06,840
I looked a bit sick.

1788
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:08,340
So I had to...

1789
01:49:08,340 --> 01:49:10,680
Just swallow that.

1790
01:49:13,440 --> 01:49:14,600
Should be all right now, though.

1791
01:49:15,340 --> 01:49:30,700
Do you know what I mean?

1792
01:49:31,480 --> 01:49:33,080
And this is a great cutscene now.

1793
01:49:33,140 --> 01:49:36,080
There's a lot of emotion inside of it, but you can't see where the...

1794
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:37,300
You can't see your face.

1795
01:49:41,300 --> 01:49:42,100
Thanks for the tip.

1796
01:49:42,420 --> 01:49:43,640
I'll buy a pint with that.

1797
01:49:43,640 --> 01:49:44,400
Thanks a lot.

1798
01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:46,040
What the fuck?

1799
01:49:46,280 --> 01:49:46,720
What?

1800
01:49:46,900 --> 01:49:48,020
What did I do?

1801
01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:48,980
Mr. Vlad and Pia's not...

1802
01:49:48,980 --> 01:49:50,480
You didn't have to tell her everything.

1803
01:49:50,820 --> 01:49:52,000
You didn't have to tell ma'am.

1804
01:49:52,440 --> 01:49:52,840
Look.

1805
01:49:53,480 --> 01:49:53,800
I'm...

1806
01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:56,820
You didn't have to tell ma'am that I'm going to Hong Kong, man.

1807
01:49:57,300 --> 01:49:58,400
Why did you tell ma'am?

1808
01:49:58,720 --> 01:50:00,280
She's fucking gonna cry now.

1809
01:50:01,820 --> 01:50:02,720
I'm sorry.

1810
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:08,060
I'm going to have to do this by myself.

1811
01:50:08,060 --> 01:50:15,560
That's the...

1812
01:50:15,560 --> 01:50:16,780
And where are they gone, look.

1813
01:50:16,840 --> 01:50:17,620
They're not even in here.

1814
01:50:18,900 --> 01:50:21,280
I'm a bit annoyed now because I don't want the...

1815
01:50:21,280 --> 01:50:22,800
Why are the cutscenes fucking up?

1816
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:25,520
Does anybody have any information on the cutscenes there?

1817
01:50:25,580 --> 01:50:26,400
Why they're fucking up?

1818
01:50:26,400 --> 01:50:28,300
Thanks very much, Mr. Vlad Impaled.

1819
01:50:28,440 --> 01:50:28,840
Teg Griff.

1820
01:50:28,940 --> 01:50:29,640
Team 100.

1821
01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:30,760
Michael Kremen.

1822
01:50:31,200 --> 01:50:34,160
Will you be playing DMC5, you crazy bastard?

1823
01:50:34,820 --> 01:50:35,940
What's DMC5?

1824
01:50:36,160 --> 01:50:37,240
Devil May Cry, is it?

1825
01:50:37,760 --> 01:50:38,080
Maybe.

1826
01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:38,900
Never played...

1827
01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:42,340
I only played that on the PS2 when it came out back in 2001.

1828
01:50:44,920 --> 01:50:47,660
I remember at the time around 9-11, people...

1829
01:50:47,660 --> 01:50:49,440
There was a lad in the class.

1830
01:50:49,540 --> 01:50:50,120
He was from Dublin.

1831
01:50:50,260 --> 01:50:51,900
He had all the cool shit, man.

1832
01:50:52,520 --> 01:50:54,620
And he had a PS2.

1833
01:50:55,120 --> 01:50:55,700
And he was like,

1834
01:50:55,980 --> 01:50:58,280
Ah, Devil May Cry is coming out soon.

1835
01:50:58,920 --> 01:51:00,480
Ah, it's gonna be...

1836
01:51:01,100 --> 01:51:02,820
Devil May Cry's class.

1837
01:51:04,240 --> 01:51:05,120
Devil May...

1838
01:51:05,120 --> 01:51:06,340
How did he say it?

1839
01:51:06,340 --> 01:51:06,860
He used to talk.

1840
01:51:08,540 --> 01:51:09,780
Resident Evil 2.

1841
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:11,500
Resident Evil 3.

1842
01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:13,840
Devil May Cry.

1843
01:51:14,480 --> 01:51:15,800
I can't do the accent, but anyway,

1844
01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:17,100
he used to speak like that.

1845
01:51:18,020 --> 01:51:19,060
I used fucking sound.

1846
01:51:19,620 --> 01:51:20,480
Now, let's move...

1847
01:51:21,460 --> 01:51:22,880
to the travel agents, I think,

1848
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:23,640
and book the flight.

1849
01:51:25,840 --> 01:51:28,620
First, I need to check the travel calls in Dubuita.

1850
01:51:28,700 --> 01:51:30,320
Find out how much it costs to get to Hong Kong.

1851
01:51:30,380 --> 01:51:31,180
Sure, I have the money now.

1852
01:51:32,040 --> 01:51:33,020
I'm fucking loaded.

1853
01:51:34,100 --> 01:51:37,120
Since the old lady gave me 47,000 yen.

1854
01:51:44,040 --> 01:51:46,360
Dubuita.

1855
01:51:49,360 --> 01:51:50,760
It's a great game, in fairness.

1856
01:51:51,260 --> 01:51:52,480
It's fucking weird.

1857
01:51:52,620 --> 01:51:53,900
Strange interactions.

1858
01:51:54,320 --> 01:51:56,340
The people, the language,

1859
01:51:56,760 --> 01:51:57,920
the way the people talk,

1860
01:51:58,000 --> 01:51:58,520
the way they walk,

1861
01:51:58,580 --> 01:51:59,160
the way they address.

1862
01:51:59,580 --> 01:52:00,000
It's fucking...

1863
01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:01,500
I can't talk now.

1864
01:52:01,860 --> 01:52:02,640
Talk to you later.

1865
01:52:03,720 --> 01:52:04,420
Do you know what I mean?

1866
01:52:05,580 --> 01:52:06,320
Kind of like this.

1867
01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:06,980
Excuse me.

1868
01:52:07,620 --> 01:52:08,400
Oh, hello.

1869
01:52:10,080 --> 01:52:10,560
Look.

1870
01:52:16,560 --> 01:52:18,200
The good news, folks,

1871
01:52:18,300 --> 01:52:20,520
is that I'm going changing my name this week

1872
01:52:20,520 --> 01:52:22,000
to Snez Machen,

1873
01:52:22,460 --> 01:52:24,280
down in Molesworth Street.

1874
01:52:24,440 --> 01:52:26,280
There's the Grand Masonic Lodge down there.

1875
01:52:26,380 --> 01:52:29,140
They do a name-changing service for...

1876
01:52:29,140 --> 01:52:30,740
I'd say about three grand.

1877
01:52:31,360 --> 01:52:32,400
It's going to cost a lot of money.

1878
01:52:32,460 --> 01:52:33,800
I've been saving up for a year for it.

1879
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:35,860
And, um...

1880
01:52:35,860 --> 01:52:37,200
Well, apparently,

1881
01:52:37,420 --> 01:52:39,280
if I change my name to Snez Machen,

1882
01:52:39,480 --> 01:52:41,220
I'm going to get a lot of, uh,

1883
01:52:41,300 --> 01:52:43,080
new attention from new people.

1884
01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:46,760
It's going to increase my mystery

1885
01:52:46,760 --> 01:52:49,700
and intrigue by tenfold, I'd say.

1886
01:52:49,800 --> 01:52:51,200
You're all welcome to come down

1887
01:52:51,200 --> 01:52:53,980
to the ceremony this Tuesday afternoon,

1888
01:52:54,440 --> 01:52:56,100
2 p.m., Molesworth Street,

1889
01:52:56,760 --> 01:52:58,200
Grand Masonic Lodge Hall,

1890
01:52:58,380 --> 01:52:59,660
name-changing ceremony.

1891
01:53:00,320 --> 01:53:01,820
I'm going to be doing it for real.

1892
01:53:02,180 --> 01:53:02,820
Snez Machen.

1893
01:53:03,040 --> 01:53:03,760
I want to see you.

1894
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:04,400
Come along.

1895
01:53:08,780 --> 01:53:10,140
Global Travel Agency.

1896
01:53:10,300 --> 01:53:12,160
Turn 180 degrees,

1897
01:53:12,320 --> 01:53:13,420
and then it's to your right.

1898
01:53:13,420 --> 01:53:22,880
The World Tour.

1899
01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:25,080
Let's just have a little blast

1900
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:26,360
of Groovy Tom first

1901
01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:27,520
before we go into the thing.

1902
01:53:28,260 --> 01:53:31,420
This cat is a real sweet Groover.

1903
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:36,780
Come on, Groovy Tom.

1904
01:53:36,780 --> 01:53:49,220
I wonder will you ever get to buy a hot dog in the game,

1905
01:53:49,360 --> 01:53:52,760
or will it just be a mysterious non-sequitur?

1906
01:53:57,760 --> 01:53:58,880
Please come in.

1907
01:53:59,220 --> 01:53:59,480
Hello.

1908
01:53:59,900 --> 01:54:00,420
A vacation?

1909
01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:02,360
Yes, to Hong Kong.

1910
01:54:03,580 --> 01:54:04,420
Hong Kong?

1911
01:54:04,540 --> 01:54:05,220
These cutscenes are about to box.

1912
01:54:05,220 --> 01:54:06,240
Well then, have a seat.

1913
01:54:07,740 --> 01:54:08,220
These cutscenes are about to box.

1914
01:54:08,220 --> 01:54:08,760
Are you a student?

1915
01:54:09,560 --> 01:54:10,000
Yes.

1916
01:54:10,840 --> 01:54:12,300
With a student discount about...

1917
01:54:12,300 --> 01:54:16,140
Is that a helicopter?

1918
01:54:16,300 --> 01:54:17,300
Jesus Christ!

1919
01:54:20,300 --> 01:54:22,680
I'm afraid we don't sell one way to...

1920
01:54:22,680 --> 01:54:25,180
That refreshing bottle of water that you bought from the shop?

1921
01:54:25,400 --> 01:54:26,180
Good for you!

1922
01:54:27,100 --> 01:54:28,560
It's gonna make you feel hydrated.

1923
01:54:29,640 --> 01:54:31,400
Remember not to drink too much of it, though.

1924
01:54:33,020 --> 01:54:34,520
There's a case to be made...

1925
01:54:34,520 --> 01:54:36,140
for drinking too much water.

1926
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:37,260
You get too hydrated.

1927
01:54:38,420 --> 01:54:40,400
You end up having some kind of...

1928
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:41,240
bellyache.

1929
01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:51,140
This is bullshit, man.

1930
01:54:51,300 --> 01:54:52,260
Okay, the things...

1931
01:54:52,260 --> 01:54:53,360
They're not fucking working.

1932
01:54:55,360 --> 01:54:56,660
Matthew Feingold.

1933
01:54:56,980 --> 01:54:58,900
Will you be supporting the Snake Minister?

1934
01:54:59,520 --> 01:55:00,180
You will.

1935
01:55:00,660 --> 01:55:02,060
And thanks very much for it as well.

1936
01:55:02,060 --> 01:55:04,980
And thanks very much to everyone for watching tonight.

1937
01:55:05,300 --> 01:55:07,080
We've been on for two hours now...

1938
01:55:07,080 --> 01:55:08,400
and it's getting a bit long in the tooth.

1939
01:55:08,800 --> 01:55:09,060
And also...

1940
01:55:09,720 --> 01:55:11,520
something has gone wrong with the...

1941
01:55:11,520 --> 01:55:12,980
the video game in that...

1942
01:55:12,980 --> 01:55:14,220
it's not playing the cutscenes.

1943
01:55:16,740 --> 01:55:17,660
Which is bullshit.

1944
01:55:22,340 --> 01:55:23,300
Which is bullshit.

1945
01:55:23,620 --> 01:55:25,480
Thanks very much for that, Groovy Tom.

1946
01:55:26,840 --> 01:55:28,060
And he also...

1947
01:55:28,580 --> 01:55:29,060
I'm...

1948
01:55:29,060 --> 01:55:30,060
reliably informed...

1949
01:55:31,320 --> 01:55:33,860
that I'm gonna need 190,000 yen...

1950
01:55:33,860 --> 01:55:34,740
in order to get to fucking...

1951
01:55:35,580 --> 01:55:36,280
Hong Kong.

1952
01:55:36,780 --> 01:55:39,360
I only have 47,000 yen to the name...

1953
01:55:39,360 --> 01:55:40,240
so I'm gonna have to...

1954
01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:41,080
try and...

1955
01:55:41,080 --> 01:55:41,740
you know...

1956
01:55:42,280 --> 01:55:43,180
make some money.

1957
01:55:43,780 --> 01:55:44,560
That's a grind.

1958
01:55:45,020 --> 01:55:46,020
That's a fucking grind.

1959
01:55:46,340 --> 01:55:46,720
And I...

1960
01:55:46,720 --> 01:55:48,480
I'm not gonna waste your time grinding...

1961
01:55:48,480 --> 01:55:49,460
because I know that you're...

1962
01:55:49,460 --> 01:55:51,400
you're here not to get ground out.

1963
01:55:51,960 --> 01:55:53,200
You're here for the fucking...

1964
01:55:53,200 --> 01:55:54,200
cool cutscenes.

1965
01:55:54,960 --> 01:55:56,700
You're here for the amazing gameplay.

1966
01:55:57,360 --> 01:55:59,660
for the fucking Japanese intrigue.

1967
01:55:59,900 --> 01:56:01,600
You're here for people like this, lad.

1968
01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:02,960
Groovy Tom.

1969
01:56:03,320 --> 01:56:04,820
A man who sells hot dogs.

1970
01:56:05,200 --> 01:56:06,280
His name is Tom...

1971
01:56:06,280 --> 01:56:08,700
and he just dances all day long.

1972
01:56:09,240 --> 01:56:09,620
Tom.

1973
01:56:10,900 --> 01:56:16,280
Can I ask you something?

1974
01:56:16,280 --> 01:56:19,660
What is the least expensive way to travel overseas?

1975
01:56:20,320 --> 01:56:21,020
Of course!

1976
01:56:21,200 --> 01:56:22,320
By airplane!

1977
01:56:22,740 --> 01:56:22,960
Yeah?

1978
01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:23,740
An airplane.

1979
01:56:24,240 --> 01:56:25,060
Just what I thought.

1980
01:56:25,560 --> 01:56:27,440
If you're going to the States...

1981
01:56:27,440 --> 01:56:29,140
I can help you, man!

1982
01:56:29,740 --> 01:56:31,320
Thanks, but I want to go to Hong Kong.

1983
01:56:32,940 --> 01:56:34,640
He can help me get to the States.

1984
01:56:34,700 --> 01:56:35,200
Is that right?

1985
01:56:35,320 --> 01:56:36,280
What about Nozomi?

1986
01:56:36,860 --> 01:56:37,280
Noriko.

1987
01:56:37,520 --> 01:56:38,000
Oh, Noriko.

1988
01:56:38,080 --> 01:56:38,700
What's up?

1989
01:56:38,780 --> 01:56:39,440
How are you, Noriko?

1990
01:56:39,540 --> 01:56:40,100
What's the story?

1991
01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:40,920
What are you up to?

1992
01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:43,000
Just taking a break...

1993
01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:44,380
from studying.

1994
01:56:44,900 --> 01:56:45,120
Yeah.

1995
01:56:45,120 --> 01:56:45,620
I see.

1996
01:56:46,280 --> 01:56:48,080
I want to become a teacher.

1997
01:56:48,580 --> 01:56:49,980
A kindergarten teacher.

1998
01:56:51,280 --> 01:56:53,000
I want to become a teacher.

1999
01:56:53,600 --> 01:56:54,860
A kindergarten teacher.

2000
01:56:55,940 --> 01:56:57,400
Are you growing the beard off?

2001
01:56:57,540 --> 01:56:59,400
You plan on shaving it off as you're looking good.

2002
01:56:59,400 --> 01:57:01,780
I really like teaching kids.

2003
01:57:02,440 --> 01:57:02,680
Yeah.

2004
01:57:02,900 --> 01:57:03,600
Well, good luck.

2005
01:57:04,320 --> 01:57:05,100
See you, Noriko.

2006
01:57:05,320 --> 01:57:06,000
See you later, Noriko.

2007
01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:06,180
Right.

2008
01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:07,400
Bye-bye.

2009
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:07,440
Bye-bye.

2010
01:57:07,440 --> 01:57:07,940
Bye-bye.

2011
01:57:07,940 --> 01:57:08,340
Bye-bye.

2012
01:57:08,340 --> 01:57:08,540
Bye-bye.

2013
01:57:08,540 --> 01:57:08,680
Bye-bye.

2014
01:57:08,760 --> 01:57:08,960
Bye-bye.

2015
01:57:09,040 --> 01:57:10,220
I don't know about the beard.

2016
01:57:10,460 --> 01:57:11,920
I'm not sure about the fucking beard.

2017
01:57:12,080 --> 01:57:12,440
It's...

2018
01:57:12,440 --> 01:57:13,180
I don't like it.

2019
01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,100
I need to shave it off.

2020
01:57:14,140 --> 01:57:15,620
I want to shave it off, but I can't.

2021
01:57:16,020 --> 01:57:16,380
Why?

2022
01:57:16,860 --> 01:57:19,200
Well, seeing as though you've asked me,

2023
01:57:19,260 --> 01:57:19,880
and you're all here,

2024
01:57:20,020 --> 01:57:22,740
and some of you have been patiently waiting

2025
01:57:22,740 --> 01:57:25,220
for any sort of deviation

2026
01:57:25,220 --> 01:57:27,440
from the monotony of Shenmue,

2027
01:57:27,440 --> 01:57:31,700
there's a bit of filming that's been going on.

2028
01:57:31,900 --> 01:57:32,540
I need a beard.

2029
01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:34,080
I can't tell you what that's for,

2030
01:57:34,380 --> 01:57:36,560
but you've got to narrow it down, okay?

2031
01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:40,100
Who else has a beard?

2032
01:57:42,500 --> 01:57:43,360
Do you know what I mean?

2033
01:57:45,740 --> 01:57:47,680
Who else would have a bit of beard now?

2034
01:57:48,040 --> 01:57:49,600
Who else would be doing a bit of bearding?

2035
01:57:51,820 --> 01:57:53,260
That's all I'm going to say on the issue.

2036
01:57:53,340 --> 01:57:54,420
I can't tell you anymore.

2037
01:57:54,960 --> 01:57:55,240
Yeah.

2038
01:57:55,740 --> 01:57:58,000
Water dragon would be fucking onto me.

2039
01:57:58,280 --> 01:57:59,240
The guy with the pink hair.

2040
01:58:00,160 --> 01:58:00,560
Balanasa.

2041
01:58:02,560 --> 01:58:03,040
Skyboy.

2042
01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:03,780
Thanks very much.

2043
01:58:03,880 --> 01:58:05,460
Rory's after the Schligo boys.

2044
01:58:12,460 --> 01:58:12,960
Shia-san.

2045
01:58:13,500 --> 01:58:14,300
Oh, Ryo!

2046
01:58:15,040 --> 01:58:16,600
Cabbage's are on sale!

2047
01:58:16,680 --> 01:58:17,260
Say hello!

2048
01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:17,940
I'll do that.

2049
01:58:18,040 --> 01:58:19,320
Cabbage's are on sale.

2050
01:58:19,500 --> 01:58:20,940
Say hello to your owl lady for me.

2051
01:58:21,080 --> 01:58:22,140
Nozomi, what's the show?

2052
01:58:22,140 --> 01:58:22,400
Nozomi.

2053
01:58:22,980 --> 01:58:24,660
Ryo, take care.

2054
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:25,640
Sure.

2055
01:58:27,920 --> 01:58:29,000
Not bad, not bad.

2056
01:58:30,920 --> 01:58:41,240
We might go back to Ine-san or Fuku-san and see what they say about the 190,000 yen.

2057
01:58:41,700 --> 01:58:43,060
I've got a sneaking suspicion.

2058
01:58:43,240 --> 01:58:44,420
Look at this drunk man.

2059
01:58:44,560 --> 01:58:45,120
He's always drunk.

2060
01:58:45,120 --> 01:58:45,600
Excuse me.

2061
01:58:46,220 --> 01:58:49,200
Terribly sorry, but I'm busy today.

2062
01:58:49,200 --> 01:58:49,720
I'm busy.

2063
01:58:59,720 --> 01:59:00,780
Santa-san.

2064
01:59:00,780 --> 01:59:02,380
What's the story in Japan?

2065
01:59:02,600 --> 01:59:04,420
Why do they all have San after the name?

2066
01:59:05,180 --> 01:59:05,580
San.

2067
01:59:06,740 --> 01:59:09,600
Do they buy SanDisk memories?

2068
01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:10,600
Memory sticks.

2069
01:59:11,040 --> 01:59:12,840
Are they called SanDisk Sans?

2070
01:59:13,420 --> 01:59:15,420
I know a lot called SanDisk San.

2071
01:59:16,060 --> 01:59:20,000
He's got 32 gigabytes of brain, but he doesn't know how to fucking use it.

2072
01:59:20,880 --> 01:59:23,780
He's got a great memory, but he's fucking thick.

2073
01:59:28,260 --> 01:59:29,580
Samu Sae-san.

2074
01:59:29,580 --> 01:59:37,340
Can't wait to get home now, man.

2075
01:59:37,440 --> 01:59:39,280
Can't wait to get in the door now, man.

2076
01:59:39,340 --> 01:59:42,720
Take the shoes off and fucking walk around in the socks, like, you know, and then fucking

2077
01:59:42,720 --> 01:59:43,880
going from room to room.

2078
01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:47,520
All the walls are made of paper, like, bits of wooden paper, and I want to see the old lady

2079
01:59:47,520 --> 01:59:50,960
and talk to her and see whether or not she'll let me go to fucking Hong Kong, like.

2080
01:59:51,420 --> 01:59:54,180
I'm only a fucking kid, like, in the eyes of the state, though, man.

2081
01:59:54,180 --> 01:59:56,460
She won't let me go to Hong Kong without a fucking warrant.

2082
01:59:57,720 --> 02:00:00,280
I went into the old lady today and showed her the warrant.

2083
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:03,180
I said, you have to let me leave, mother.

2084
02:00:03,980 --> 02:00:05,280
Otherwise, you'll be fucking arished.

2085
02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:15,500
Might exit the game.

2086
02:00:17,500 --> 02:00:18,380
Save the game.

2087
02:00:20,000 --> 02:00:20,780
Save the game.

2088
02:00:21,000 --> 02:00:21,920
And then exit the game.

2089
02:00:22,400 --> 02:00:25,240
Come back, because I'm a bit wary of the, uh...

2090
02:00:25,240 --> 02:00:29,360
The cut scenes going to fuck.

2091
02:00:37,360 --> 02:00:37,860
Yeah.

2092
02:00:37,860 --> 02:00:38,360
Yeah.

2093
02:00:38,360 --> 02:00:40,360
Shenmoozy O2

2094
02:00:48,360 --> 02:00:50,360
Brain slug returns

2095
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:52,360
How are you keeping?

2096
02:00:52,360 --> 02:00:54,360
How are you keeping man?

2097
02:00:56,360 --> 02:00:58,360
I hope you're okay

2098
02:00:58,360 --> 02:01:00,360
Fuku San

2099
02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:02,360
Fuku San was asking for you the last day

2100
02:01:02,360 --> 02:01:04,360
Snake sight

2101
02:01:04,360 --> 02:01:06,360
*music*

2102
02:01:06,360 --> 02:01:10,360
*music*

2103
02:01:10,360 --> 02:01:12,360
*music*

2104
02:01:12,360 --> 02:01:14,360
*music*

2105
02:01:14,360 --> 02:01:16,360
*music*

2106
02:01:16,360 --> 02:01:18,360
Did you see that tape? It sure there'll be a fucking hole

2107
02:01:18,360 --> 02:01:22,360
*music*

2108
02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:24,360
Now...

2109
02:01:24,360 --> 02:01:26,360
*music*

2110
02:01:26,360 --> 02:01:30,360
Thanks for the tip there T22 about the cutscenes. Seems to have fixed it though.

2111
02:01:30,360 --> 02:01:32,360
The Hong Kong fair. Pretty expensive, eh?

2112
02:01:32,360 --> 02:01:35,360
It's expensive, eh? Just a moment.

2113
02:01:42,360 --> 02:01:44,360
Mio-san. I have piggy bank.

2114
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:45,360
What's that?

2115
02:01:45,360 --> 02:01:48,360
This here is my savings. I want you to have it.

2116
02:01:50,360 --> 02:01:51,360
Book-san.

2117
02:01:52,360 --> 02:01:55,360
Well, I really want to help you out. It's not much, but...

2118
02:02:00,360 --> 02:02:02,360
Don't hesitate. Smash it open!

2119
02:02:03,360 --> 02:02:04,360
Smash that like button, YouTube.

2120
02:02:04,360 --> 02:02:05,360
Are you sure?

2121
02:02:06,360 --> 02:02:07,360
Yeah.

2122
02:02:07,360 --> 02:02:09,360
Smash that piggy bank, YouTube.

2123
02:02:19,360 --> 02:02:21,360
There should be a lot, but...

2124
02:02:22,360 --> 02:02:23,360
Hmm...

2125
02:02:23,360 --> 02:02:26,360
Well, one, two, three...

2126
02:02:28,360 --> 02:02:30,360
He's got some coin, man.

2127
02:02:31,360 --> 02:02:33,360
39,634 yen.

2128
02:02:35,360 --> 02:02:36,360
Ah, that's still not enough.

2129
02:02:37,360 --> 02:02:37,360
Yeah, right.

2130
02:02:40,360 --> 02:02:42,360
Ah, I got an idea. Ida Florist!

2131
02:02:43,360 --> 02:02:44,360
Ida Florist? Is on this place?

2132
02:02:44,360 --> 02:02:45,360
Airbox?

2133
02:02:46,360 --> 02:02:48,360
Yeah, she travels overseas a lot.

2134
02:02:49,360 --> 02:02:51,360
Maybe she'll have a better idea.

2135
02:02:52,360 --> 02:02:54,360
Good idea. I'll go ask her.

2136
02:02:55,360 --> 02:02:56,360
Okay.

2137
02:02:59,360 --> 02:03:01,360
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields,

2138
02:03:02,360 --> 02:03:05,360
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace,

2139
02:03:06,360 --> 02:03:07,360
and setting fire to them.

2140
02:03:07,360 --> 02:03:09,360
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

2141
02:03:09,360 --> 02:03:11,360
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

2142
02:03:11,360 --> 02:03:13,360
I do a few rolls on the ground,

2143
02:03:13,360 --> 02:03:15,360
and a few reptilious repetitions,

2144
02:03:16,360 --> 02:03:17,360
just to get the blood flowing.

2145
02:03:18,360 --> 02:03:19,360
Once those flames are licking high,

2146
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:21,360
it's time to shtick your coal in it.

2147
02:03:23,360 --> 02:03:25,360
You can generate extra drafdage,

2148
02:03:26,360 --> 02:03:27,360
by using your gooch as a waft.

2149
02:03:28,360 --> 02:03:31,360
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

2150
02:03:32,360 --> 02:03:36,360
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

2151
02:03:52,360 --> 02:03:55,360
How did you get on in Hong Kong, Siegel?

2152
02:03:56,360 --> 02:03:57,360
How did you get on in Hong Kong?

2153
02:03:58,360 --> 02:04:00,360
How are you, Siegel? Are you coming out town tonight?

2154
02:04:01,360 --> 02:04:04,360
You wanna go out for a few pints, Siegel, when you get back from Hong Kong?

2155
02:04:09,360 --> 02:04:10,360
Yeah, yeah, Siegel.

2156
02:04:11,360 --> 02:04:12,360
How are you, Siegel? What's the show of you?

2157
02:04:12,360 --> 02:04:14,360
You're back from Hong Kong, you cat.

2158
02:04:15,360 --> 02:04:16,360
You flying back Tuesday, yeah?

2159
02:04:17,360 --> 02:04:18,360
Yeah, lookit.

2160
02:04:19,360 --> 02:04:20,360
We're gonna have a fucking...

2161
02:04:21,360 --> 02:04:22,360
a knees up when you get back.

2162
02:04:29,360 --> 02:04:30,360
Go away, you cat.

2163
02:04:30,360 --> 02:04:32,360
What are you...

2164
02:04:32,360 --> 02:04:34,360
What are you... Are you doing damage out in China, are you?

2165
02:04:36,360 --> 02:04:36,360
Yeah?

2166
02:04:38,360 --> 02:04:39,360
You're some buck, Siegel.

2167
02:04:39,360 --> 02:04:40,360
You're a fucking sun buck.

2168
02:04:41,360 --> 02:04:41,360
Lookit!

2169
02:04:41,360 --> 02:04:42,360
We'll see you later on anyway, Siegel.

2170
02:04:43,360 --> 02:04:44,360
Best of luck with you. Bye-bye.

2171
02:04:45,360 --> 02:04:45,360
Baby, baby, baby, baby.

2172
02:04:45,360 --> 02:04:46,360
Baby, baby, baby.

2173
02:04:49,360 --> 02:04:59,400
The florist, the de Bueten florist. Did you ever go shopping for flowers for the Owl Lady

2174
02:04:59,400 --> 02:05:11,200
on Mother's Day? Did you ever, did you ever go shopping picking flowers for the Owl Lady?

2175
02:05:11,200 --> 02:05:41,040
Hey look who it is, the Doozy Master. The feminine man. Yeah. When I first came here as an apprentice, I came by boat. Try.

2176
02:05:41,040 --> 02:06:05,040
David Lynch. He came on the David Lynch steam packet express. He came on the fucking Twin Peaks, Low Fairs airline, Twin Peaks. Yeah. Casement. I know where the fucking bodies are buried. They're in the basement. And you know who did it? Casement.

2177
02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:18,040
So now I have the clue. Boat fare is less than plane fare. Ask at travel agencies again. You should ask Nozomi at the florist.

2178
02:06:18,040 --> 02:06:27,040
His eyes were a deep green man. His eyes were a deep green man. Nozomi. Real? Take care of yourself. Sure.

2179
02:06:27,040 --> 02:06:35,500
His eyes were a deep green man.

2180
02:06:35,500 --> 02:07:00,280
Oh yeah, she's back there at the florist.

2181
02:07:00,280 --> 02:07:01,280
The flourishing.

2182
02:07:01,280 --> 02:07:04,380
It says that the frames are dropping.

2183
02:07:04,380 --> 02:07:06,020
Is there a lot of fucking lagging going on?

2184
02:07:06,020 --> 02:07:07,020
Is there?

2185
02:07:07,020 --> 02:07:08,020
Roger Bates.

2186
02:07:08,020 --> 02:07:15,060
See you later Aisling.

2187
02:07:15,060 --> 02:07:16,000
Thanks for watching.

2188
02:07:16,000 --> 02:07:17,820
I came by boat.

2189
02:07:17,820 --> 02:07:32,380
Thank you very much.

2190
02:07:32,380 --> 02:07:35,020
Pant...

2191
02:07:35,020 --> 02:07:37,660
Pant...

2192
02:07:37,660 --> 02:07:40,300
Pantan Schmeagel Beast is after you.

2193
02:07:40,300 --> 02:07:42,940
Excuse me.

2194
02:07:42,940 --> 02:07:44,580
Yes.

2195
02:07:44,580 --> 02:07:46,580
Um...

2196
02:07:46,580 --> 02:07:48,580
Let's see.

2197
02:07:48,580 --> 02:07:50,720
You're that Hazuki boy.

2198
02:07:50,720 --> 02:07:51,080
Yep.

2199
02:07:51,080 --> 02:07:52,420
Yes, you're.

2200
02:07:52,420 --> 02:07:55,460
Yes, yes, that's right.

2201
02:07:55,460 --> 02:07:59,120
Nozomi is always talking about you.

2202
02:07:59,120 --> 02:08:00,760
She is, yes.

2203
02:08:00,760 --> 02:08:01,760
I see.

2204
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:02,760
Um...

2205
02:08:02,760 --> 02:08:07,760
Does she?

2206
02:08:07,760 --> 02:08:10,760
I see.

2207
02:08:10,760 --> 02:08:11,360
I see.

2208
02:08:11,360 --> 02:08:22,400
Thank you very much.

2209
02:08:22,400 --> 02:08:24,400
Thank you very much.

2210
02:08:24,400 --> 02:08:27,040
You're having a nice Saturday night games.

2211
02:08:27,040 --> 02:08:29,180
Shed out Saturday night games.

2212
02:08:29,180 --> 02:08:30,180
Shen...

2213
02:08:30,180 --> 02:08:30,920
Shen matter day.

2214
02:08:30,920 --> 02:08:32,180
What's the Shen matter with you?

2215
02:08:32,180 --> 02:08:32,680
Nozomi.

2216
02:08:32,680 --> 02:08:35,380
Ryo, take care of yourself.

2217
02:08:35,940 --> 02:08:36,320
Sure.

2218
02:08:38,180 --> 02:08:39,180
Lovely face.

2219
02:08:40,020 --> 02:08:41,680
Now, let's have a look at the...

2220
02:08:42,680 --> 02:08:45,720
I'll tell you what, we'll save it.

2221
02:08:45,720 --> 02:08:47,320
We'll save it and we'll come back tomorrow.

2222
02:08:47,320 --> 02:08:49,160
I want to tell you, thanks very much.

2223
02:08:49,160 --> 02:08:51,160
It's been, it's been emotional.

2224
02:08:51,160 --> 02:08:51,960
It's been great.

2225
02:08:51,960 --> 02:08:53,500
It's been boom time.

2226
02:08:53,500 --> 02:08:55,000
I'll let the boom time.

2227
02:08:55,000 --> 02:08:59,000
I'll let the boom time.

2228
02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:00,500
I'll let the boom time.

2229
02:09:00,500 --> 02:09:02,680
I'll let the boom time.

2230
02:09:02,680 --> 02:09:06,620
I'll let the boom time.

2231
02:09:06,620 --> 02:09:08,420
I'll let the boom time.

2232
02:09:08,420 --> 02:09:10,420
I'll let the boom time.

2233
02:09:10,420 --> 02:09:12,280
I'll let the boom time.

2234
02:09:12,280 --> 02:09:13,420
Is that the helicopter?

2235
02:09:13,420 --> 02:09:14,420
Jesus Christ!

2236
02:09:14,420 --> 02:09:17,420
I'll let the boom time.

2237
02:09:17,420 --> 02:09:18,660
I'll let the boom time.

2238
02:09:18,660 --> 02:09:20,020
I'll let the boom time.

2239
02:09:20,020 --> 02:09:21,420
I'll let the boom time.

2240
02:09:21,420 --> 02:09:22,360
I'll let the boom time.

2241
02:09:22,360 --> 02:09:23,360
I'll let the boom time.

2242
02:09:23,360 --> 02:09:23,920
I'll let the boom time.

2243
02:09:23,920 --> 02:09:24,420
I'll let the boom time.

2244
02:09:24,420 --> 02:09:25,420
I'll let the boom time.

2245
02:09:25,420 --> 02:09:26,420
I'll let the boom time.

2246
02:09:26,420 --> 02:09:27,420
I'll let the boom time.

2247
02:09:27,420 --> 02:09:28,420
Come on then.

2248
02:09:28,420 --> 02:09:29,420
I'll let the boom time.

2249
02:09:29,420 --> 02:09:30,420
I'll let the boom time.

2250
02:09:30,420 --> 02:09:31,420
I'll let the boom time.

2251
02:09:31,420 --> 02:09:32,420
Come on then.

2252
02:09:32,420 --> 02:09:33,420
I'll let the boom time.

2253
02:09:33,420 --> 02:09:34,420
I'll let the boom time.

2254
02:09:34,420 --> 02:09:35,420
I'll let the boom time.

2255
02:09:35,420 --> 02:09:36,420
I'll let the boom time.

2256
02:09:36,420 --> 02:09:37,420
I'll let the boom time.

2257
02:09:37,420 --> 02:09:38,420
I'll let the boom time.

2258
02:09:38,420 --> 02:09:39,420
Come on then.

2259
02:09:39,420 --> 02:09:40,420
I'll let the boom time.

2260
02:09:40,420 --> 02:09:41,420
Come on then.

2261
02:09:41,420 --> 02:09:42,420
I'll let the boom time.

2262
02:09:42,420 --> 02:09:49,420
I want to say thanks for everyone who's joined the mainframe today and watched.

2263
02:09:49,420 --> 02:09:51,420
We've we've seen some great shit happen in Shenmue.

2264
02:09:51,420 --> 02:09:53,420
It's really picking up pace.

2265
02:09:53,420 --> 02:09:55,420
The story is picking up pace.

2266
02:09:55,420 --> 02:09:58,420
Okay, it's been we've we've got a ticket.

2267
02:09:58,420 --> 02:10:00,420
We're going to get a ticket to Hong Kong.

2268
02:10:00,420 --> 02:10:01,420
It's happening.

2269
02:10:01,420 --> 02:10:04,420
Stick the days in your diary.

2270
02:10:04,420 --> 02:10:05,420
It's fucking happening, man.

2271
02:10:05,420 --> 02:10:12,420
And let me just say thank you to everyone.

2272
02:10:12,420 --> 02:10:18,420
Casement, Brainslug, Skyboy, Ted Griff, Team 100.

2273
02:10:18,420 --> 02:10:22,420
Let's have a look.

2274
02:10:22,420 --> 02:10:23,420
Who else?

2275
02:10:23,420 --> 02:10:25,420
Daniel Doran.

2276
02:10:25,420 --> 02:10:30,420
Where else?

2277
02:10:30,420 --> 02:10:31,420
Where else?

2278
02:10:31,420 --> 02:10:32,420
There's a list.

2279
02:10:32,420 --> 02:10:33,420
There's a list.

2280
02:10:33,420 --> 02:10:34,420
Is there a list?

2281
02:10:34,420 --> 02:10:35,420
Where's the fucking list?

2282
02:10:42,420 --> 02:10:43,420
Well, I want to tell you something.

2283
02:10:43,420 --> 02:10:45,420
I can't find the fucking list.

2284
02:10:45,420 --> 02:10:46,420
Bit Bramson list.

2285
02:10:46,420 --> 02:10:48,420
I remember there was a lad called Fisher.

2286
02:10:48,420 --> 02:10:49,420
Thanks very much, Matt Fisher.

2287
02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:51,420
Oh yeah, Mary as well.

2288
02:10:51,420 --> 02:10:52,420
Thanks very much, Mary.

2289
02:10:58,420 --> 02:10:59,420
T22BC.

2290
02:10:59,420 --> 02:11:01,420
Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

2291
02:11:01,420 --> 02:11:06,420
Are you there in the chat?

2292
02:11:06,420 --> 02:11:10,420
Everyone else anyway.

2293
02:11:10,420 --> 02:11:10,420
Chris O.D.

2294
02:11:10,420 --> 02:11:11,420
TurkeyStrawsTV.

2295
02:11:11,420 --> 02:11:12,420
Noisivus.

2296
02:11:12,420 --> 02:11:13,420
Kyle Marshall.

2297
02:11:13,420 --> 02:11:14,420
Owen.

2298
02:11:14,420 --> 02:11:15,420
Elite Scout Sniper.

2299
02:11:15,420 --> 02:11:16,420
Nick Roach.

2300
02:11:17,420 --> 02:11:18,420
Adam.

2301
02:11:18,420 --> 02:11:19,420
Thanks very much for watching.

2302
02:11:19,420 --> 02:11:20,420
I'll talk to you later on.

2303
02:11:20,420 --> 02:11:21,420
Peace out.

2304
02:11:21,420 --> 02:11:22,420
Good luck.

2305
02:11:22,420 --> 02:11:23,420
Bye bye.

2306
02:11:23,420 --> 02:11:24,420
Goodnight.

2307
02:11:24,420 --> 02:11:25,420
God bless.

2308
02:11:25,420 --> 02:11:26,420
Rest in peace.

2309
02:11:26,420 --> 02:11:27,420
Wrong one.

2310
02:11:27,420 --> 02:11:28,420
You're fucked.

2311
02:11:28,420 --> 02:11:29,420
Wrong one.

2312
02:11:29,420 --> 02:11:30,420
Goodnight and God bless.

2313
02:11:30,420 --> 02:11:31,420
Goodnight and God bless.

2314
02:11:31,420 --> 02:11:32,420
That's the one.

2315
02:11:32,420 --> 02:11:33,420
You're fucked.

2316
02:11:33,420 --> 02:11:34,420
Goodnight and God bless.

2317
02:11:34,420 --> 02:11:35,420
Goodnight and God bless.

2318
02:11:35,420 --> 02:11:36,420
You're fucked.

2319
02:11:36,420 --> 02:11:37,420
Goodnight and God bless.