1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 *Soul's music* 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:35,000 *Soul's music* 3 00:00:35,000 --> 00:01:03,000 He shall appear from a far eastern land across the sea. A young man who has yet to know his potential. This potential is a power that could either destroy him or realize his will. His courage shall determine his fate. 4 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 *Soul's music* 5 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 *Soul's music* 6 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 *Soul's music* 7 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:27,000 For this destiny predetermined since ancient times, a pitch black night unfolds with the morning star as its only light. And thus the saga begins. 8 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:55,000 *Sings* 9 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Not too bad. Alright, alright, alright. Not too bad. Not too bad. Well, here we are. Another day, another dollar Pat, down the harbour. How are you keeping Pat? 10 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,700 Tumor Sandwich 11 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:24,580 David St. Patrick 12 00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:27,540 Stegford Bewillers 13 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:29,720 German O'Sullivan 14 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:34,460 Bobby Alien Lover 15 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:37,220 Humpalat 16 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:39,360 Paul Dock 17 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:45,140 JVV 18 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:50,960 Jack Power 19 00:02:50,960 --> 00:03:08,800 Connor CMCK90 20 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,920 Brian Carley 21 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:14,040 Brian Harvey 22 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,720 Fian Weldon 23 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,180 Richard Greening 24 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,800 Bassman 25 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,780 Windows 95 26 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:24,260 Mickey Flynn 27 00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:25,060 Mickey Flynn 28 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:26,140 Sean Kelly 29 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:32,360 Time now for a bit of fucking life simulator 30 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:36,420 Dreamcast shit 31 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:42,540 What we need to do is 32 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:43,520 Here we go 33 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,400 It's a fucking night time situation 34 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:57,580 Excuse me what is it? 35 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:57,620 Excuse me what is it? 36 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,040 Do you know anything about the mad angels? 37 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:01,000 The mad angels? 38 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:03,920 David Lynch's work simulator is right Jordan 39 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,320 The mad angels? 40 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:13,300 Did you do any horse racing bets today? 41 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,300 Did you do any gambling today? 42 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,580 Do you like gambling? 43 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:17,020 Do you? 44 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:18,460 Um 45 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:21,080 Do you know anything about the mad angels? 46 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:22,880 I said no! 47 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:24,900 I said no! 48 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:27,160 Yeah 49 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:27,160 Yeah 50 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,340 Yeah 51 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:28,340 Yeah 52 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:29,340 Yeah 53 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:30,600 Yeah 54 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:35,800 Excuse me 55 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,040 Excuse me? 56 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,840 I need to go home now 57 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:39,240 Bastard 58 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,300 You dropped the bastard 59 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:46,740 At 12 past the hour 60 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:50,140 We learned that you dropped yet another bastard 61 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:50,960 Um 62 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,220 What is it? 63 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,520 I'm going home 64 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,300 I didn't catch a thing 65 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:58,400 He looks like a kind of Asian Q-tip 66 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,600 From Tribe Called Quest 67 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,500 Today 68 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,300 Excuse me? 69 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,120 Huh? 70 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,460 I'm out of here 71 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:09,020 I didn't catch even one fish 72 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:09,840 Eh 73 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,520 Happens to everyone you know 74 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,000 Chelt na mui 75 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,720 Chelt na mui 76 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,780 Should I head home to the fucking owl lady 77 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:21,100 And then come back in the morning? 78 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:22,940 Here's my boss 79 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:25,100 I want to ask you about the mad angels 80 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,220 Let's not talk about them 81 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:29,460 Stay away from them deal 82 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:30,440 Alright 83 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,100 Do you remember yesterday when I 84 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:35,800 I saved him from getting the shit kicked out of him? 85 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:43,240 Is this on PSN Tim? 86 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:43,500 Is it? 87 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:45,540 I'm in a hurry now 88 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:46,740 I'm playing this on PC 89 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:47,580 I gotta get a move on 90 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:50,060 Or someone else will get the best spot 91 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:56,080 I'd be nice to do a bit of fish in one of the days 92 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,060 Oh look at this lad 93 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,040 I hate this guy 94 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,580 Remember he needed a shite yesterday 95 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:03,220 And he was like 96 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:06,420 Oh I must have had a bad egg this morning 97 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,240 I gotta go to the can 98 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,680 What's going bro? 99 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:13,060 Weirdo man 100 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,380 Pure weirdo 101 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,380 Yeah 102 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:17,380 Ricky 103 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:19,880 I wanna tell you something Ricky 104 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,400 Thanks very much for that Ricky 105 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:21,940 That's nice 106 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,100 That's nice and kind 107 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,600 That's nice and kind 108 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,980 You're saying I'm looking pale 109 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:29,600 Well 110 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,920 It's just the way things are 111 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,560 I need some fucking vitamin D-men 112 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,520 Look at the walk on this 113 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,160 Um 114 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,300 I'm sorry 115 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,260 I have an errand to run 116 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:41,260 Errands are after you 117 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:42,920 Did you ever do any errands? 118 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,740 My name is Errand 119 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,620 Nice to meet you 120 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:48,880 Welcome to the galaxy 121 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:59,040 Oh god 122 00:06:59,040 --> 00:06:59,880 What's 123 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:00,760 What's this about? 124 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,100 Been waiting for you 125 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:05,740 Yeah 126 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:06,520 It's you 127 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,360 Any scandal 128 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,100 McDarren? 129 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,720 What are you doing here? 130 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,200 Wanna pay you back for helping me out 131 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,400 Teach you something useful 132 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,500 I can need you 133 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,240 Suppose I show you rather than tell you 134 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,240 Show me you 135 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,240 Let's see you try and punch me 136 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,000 Thanks very much for that 137 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,380 That's a nice little amount 138 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,240 Me? 139 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:32,760 He wants me to fucking clock him 140 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,880 Sean Kelly 141 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,620 Cheers man 142 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,360 And I wanna tell you something Sean 143 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,620 You greatly enhanced your reputation last night 144 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:40,720 Or not last 145 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,320 Just now 146 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,240 Um 147 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,480 I don't know why I said last night 148 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,620 As if there was some kind of prelude off stream 149 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:46,840 Um 150 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,320 That wasn't a Freudian slip 151 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:48,900 By the way 152 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,020 If you're watching stream 153 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:51,400 186 viewers 154 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,760 There's nothing going on between me and Sean 155 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,320 But I wanna say something 156 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,320 Thanks very much 157 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,620 And you've greatly enhanced your reputation Sean 158 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,320 He greatly enhanced his reputation 159 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,900 Great greatly enhanced his reputation 160 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,640 And you're listening into this 161 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:05,060 Punch you 162 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:06,420 You can say it's right or wrong 163 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,760 Quit your babbling and punch 164 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,640 Now I'm gonna clock this fucker 165 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,480 With my iron fist 166 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,700 You call that a punch? 167 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,020 That'll be the famous Hazuki style 168 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:19,660 Yes 169 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,400 How do you know the Hazuki style? 170 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:21,900 Do you 171 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,440 You know my father? 172 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:23,920 You do 173 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,040 If you really wanna know 174 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,440 Give me your best shot 175 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,460 Imagine you're in Dublin or whatever 176 00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:33,300 And one of the homeless people comes up to you 177 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:33,980 Like this 178 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:34,420 And he's like 179 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:35,540 Fucking punch me 180 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:37,020 And then you go to punch him 181 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:37,460 And you just 182 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:39,740 You nearly get his face 183 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:40,920 And then he's like 184 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,820 That's the Francis 185 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,840 That's the Higgins family style 186 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,200 And you're like 187 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,620 How the fuck did you know that? 188 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,380 I'll fucking tell you 189 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:55,160 Stargate 190 00:08:55,160 --> 00:09:03,980 Shenmue looks like a young 191 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:05,280 Real red car 192 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:12,480 Why am I missing? 193 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,280 This was a real fight 194 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,200 I just crushed your throat 195 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,280 How did you do that? 196 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:28,420 There's more to mastery than offense 197 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:30,880 Evasion without getting hit 198 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,480 Is an art in itself 199 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:36,380 My sensei 200 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:37,940 Used to call this move 201 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,420 The shadow step 202 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:42,560 Shadow step 203 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,380 So 204 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:45,820 How about it son? 205 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,480 Wanna learn my shadow? 206 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,480 Yes 207 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,480 Please teach me 208 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,880 First off 209 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,120 Show me that there basic 210 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,900 Hazuki style stance 211 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,040 Alright 212 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:08,460 Hmm 213 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:10,920 That ain't too bad 214 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,020 Now come and do what I do 215 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:16,680 We'll see a step forward 216 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:21,180 Pull your arms in a slide 217 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:21,980 Real quick 218 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:24,140 Once you slide 219 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:24,780 I'd be like 220 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:25,560 Ah man listen 221 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,280 I've gotta go 222 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,320 I fucking work in the morning 223 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,060 Are you okay? 224 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:29,400 Do you need 225 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,880 Do you want a few quid 226 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,420 For a cup of tea 227 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:32,220 Are you alright? 228 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:33,560 I have to go man 229 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,500 There's a bus 230 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,220 I have to go home 231 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,120 Up behind 232 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,400 Cut a blow to the neck 233 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,320 Like so 234 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,100 Yeah 235 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:40,440 Now 236 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,680 Start from your basic stance 237 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,360 Mona Lee 238 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,380 Thank you very much 239 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,020 250 at Cheltenham 240 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,140 250 at Cheltenham 241 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,940 Stick the wife and kids on me tomorrow 242 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,060 250 at Cheltenham 243 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:51,900 Fair enough 244 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,220 Mona Lee 245 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,560 Move your weight forward one step only 246 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,400 Only 247 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,020 Only 248 00:10:58,020 --> 00:10:58,520 Only 249 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:58,520 Only 250 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:03,160 Thanks for the tip 251 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,740 I'll buy a pint with that 252 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:06,740 Dan Scribler 253 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:12,500 Yeah Dan Scribler 254 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,500 Thanks very much for that 255 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,660 Yo you snake in the grass 256 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:21,640 Something like that 257 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,480 As you step forward 258 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,580 Get ready to dodge and throw 259 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:28,920 Now your turn 260 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:39,940 Too much power in your arms 261 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:43,360 Look at the 262 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,480 Look at his head move 263 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,840 When I move my body 264 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:49,320 Cut the extra moves 265 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,500 What do you want me to do man? 266 00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:51,620 I don't know what you want me to do 267 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:52,400 Only step forward 268 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,660 Old man 269 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,120 I don't know what you want me to do 270 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:55,780 Old man 271 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,120 Forward one step 272 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,160 Nothing else 273 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,020 I don't know what you want me to do 274 00:11:59,020 --> 00:11:59,760 Old man 275 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:04,280 Too much power in your arms 276 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,460 I don't know what you want me to do man 277 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,060 Come on man 278 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,860 I don't know what you want me to do 279 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:13,980 Too much leg work 280 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:17,280 I'm alright man 281 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,120 I want to go home 282 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:23,120 Too much leg work 283 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,000 What do you want me to do hey? 284 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,600 You're wasting movement 285 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,260 What the fuck do you want me to do man? 286 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:32,760 Move your weight forward one step only 287 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,140 Right 288 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:34,360 Like that 289 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,100 Your movement is not good enough 290 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:36,400 Okay 291 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,880 Dodge and throw 292 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,340 At the same time you dodge 293 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:40,220 You gotta throw 294 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,680 Was 295 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,320 A bit too difficult was it? 296 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,340 Want me to explain it again? 297 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:47,960 Yes 298 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,940 Accept 299 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,920 Yes please 300 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,920 Tell me there 301 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,880 Pay attention this time 302 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,360 Yes 303 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,820 We'll see a step forward 304 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:05,160 Pull your arms in a slide real quick 305 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,260 Once you slide up behind 306 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:10,460 Cut a blow to the neck like so 307 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:14,820 Now start from your basic stance 308 00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:21,780 Move your weight forward one step only 309 00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:22,780 Mad anxiety 310 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:22,860 Mad anxiety 311 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:30,460 Imminent danger 312 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,340 Why are you getting mad at anxiety? 313 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,320 Something like that 314 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,280 As you step forward? 315 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,280 As you step forward get ready to dodge and throw 316 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,640 Now your turn 317 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:56,560 Don't go forgetting to step forward 318 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,020 Yeah 319 00:13:57,020 --> 00:14:04,960 Your movement is not good enough 320 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:09,080 At the same time you dodge you gotta throw 321 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:09,900 Throw what? 322 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,340 There's nothing I can throw 323 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:11,620 I mean 324 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:14,620 Don't go forgetting to step forward 325 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:19,800 Move your weight forward one step 326 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:26,760 Move your weight forward one step 327 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:27,760 Move your weight forward one step 328 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:33,200 Don't go forgetting to step forward 329 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:47,160 Fuck's sake 330 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,160 Fuck sake. 331 00:14:56,160 --> 00:15:05,160 Fuck this man. Eminent Dianji said he had his own sensei. This is bringing him back memories. We're declining. 332 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,160 Oh no, fuck this. I want to go home. 333 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:21,160 Oh, I did it. I just pressed, I mashed the fucking bolt. 334 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,160 Seems you done mastered it. 335 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,160 Thank you very much. 336 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:31,160 Got that touch you do. How about a bit more practice? 337 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,160 No, thanks. I'd rather die. 338 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:42,160 No, I think I'm alright. Thank you for the instruction. 339 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:47,160 Well, don't go forgetting to practice every day. 340 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,160 Perhaps we'll meet again. 341 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,160 Maybe we will, yeah. 342 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,160 Please wait. 343 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,160 Little hairings on his head. 344 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,160 How do you know about the Hazuki style? 345 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:05,160 The Hazuki name's known amongst martial artists. 346 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:14,160 The style of Iwao Hazuki is revered by many, including me. 347 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,160 Quite popular in spite of being so young he was. 348 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:26,160 My father? If you knew that move, why not use it that day? 349 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:40,160 No sense in fighting. Sometimes a clean getaway is also victory. 350 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,160 *laughs* 351 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:52,760 Never need practice in the day, try warehouse number four. Sometimes I'll be there myself. 352 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,760 Be sure and practice daily. 353 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,280 *laughs* 354 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,480 What is that? 355 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:21,560 What is going on man? This world is a strange world that they created. Throw move shadow step has been mastered. That's gonna come in handy in some fight. I should go home. 356 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:29,320 Yes you're right man. Let's just go home. Let's just forget about everything that's happened man. It's just... It's not been great. 357 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:50,920 *laughs* 358 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,920 *laughs* 359 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,960 *laughs* 360 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:53,960 *laughs* 361 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:53,960 *laughs* 362 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:53,960 *laughs* 363 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:53,960 *laughs* 364 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:53,960 *laughs* 365 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,080 He was the Asian tummy slug. 366 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,880 I don't want a bit of Shenmue in. 367 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,180 Goose meat. 368 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,620 Waiting for the bus after work with the woman. 369 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:23,720 I'm afraid. 370 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,460 I have to go somewhere. 371 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:26,600 I see. 372 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,120 I'm afraid. 373 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,220 I have to go somewhere. 374 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,100 What are you so afraid of? 375 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:49,880 Fucking hell. 376 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:58,020 People were saying to me, you don't fucking schedule your streams. 377 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,980 I'm ashamed of my fucking streams, man. 378 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,980 I'm proud that you're here watching. 379 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,500 And I'm really appreciative of all the support. 380 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,640 And people who donate. 381 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,320 Thank you so much. 382 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,540 But I mean, this game is shameful. 383 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,160 But I need to do this. 384 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,240 It's like a mission of pain. 385 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:30,060 I need to finish the game to say that I've done it. 386 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:30,640 I can't. 387 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,180 I'm sick of starting stuff and not finishing it. 388 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:48,960 Home to bed now. 389 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,280 You see, there's no entertainment. 390 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,280 I like when I was playing Call of Duty or... 391 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,660 What's the other one? 392 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,640 Ring of Elysium. 393 00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,280 Or fucking... 394 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,560 Resident Evil. 395 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,120 There was stuff happening. 396 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,700 But Shenmue is just... 397 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,720 I'm walking around like a fucking idiot. 398 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:10,480 Like a gobshite for 10 hours. 399 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,260 And then you have to go to bed. 400 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:12,820 Like... 401 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,340 Who wants to watch someone go to bed? 402 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,540 But I'm gonna fucking do it, man. 403 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,760 I'm gonna do the Shenmue 2 as well. 404 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,800 It's just another night. 405 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,580 With those Shenmue Blues. 406 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,500 I got a win. 407 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,240 Win, draw, lose. 408 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,440 It's just another night. 409 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,800 For the Shenmue Blues. 410 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,000 Win, draw, lose. 411 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,600 I got those. 412 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,420 Shenmue Blues. 413 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:52,840 Do you know what I mean? 414 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,160 Virtual Boy. 415 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,780 Thank you very much for that. 416 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,000 Kind, generous tip. 417 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,880 I don't know why it hasn't popped up on the screen. 418 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:08,680 But Virtual Boy. 419 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,560 Says he wants the silly man. 420 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,260 Fiver for the silly man, he says. 421 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,940 And I want to tell you something. 422 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,420 Virtual Boy. 423 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:21,980 You're a fucking legend. 424 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,080 I don't say that lightly. 425 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,140 It's an iconic tip. 426 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,020 Sleepy time. 427 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:45,760 Can you? 428 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,580 Is that right, Keith? 429 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,520 You can advance time. 430 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,860 Better be the case. 431 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,360 Little nipple inside the middle of the mirror. 432 00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:01,120 I'm getting closer to the completion of the game, it seems. 433 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,320 Because I'm having these dreams every night. 434 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:11,860 Virtual Boy. 435 00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:11,860 Virtual Boy. 436 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,780 Why didn't that fucking pop up on the screening? 437 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:15,540 I don't know. 438 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:15,540 I don't know. 439 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:36,400 Master Chen and the Mad Angels arrivals. Where are the Mad Angels? 440 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:52,860 Oh, there's a bit of fucking snowing out. Yeah, it's a bit of snow down the harbour. Fucking mint. 441 00:22:52,860 --> 00:23:22,240 Good morning everyone. This is this. Hiiii. Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit. 442 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:30,420 Beware, coward. Ready? Go! 443 00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:51,620 Editiono. Listen to that MIDI guitar, man. Fuck ya. 444 00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:54,800 Fuck. Fuck. 445 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:21,980 I wanna drive a forklift all night. I wanna drive a forklift all night. I wanna drive a forklift all night. I'm driving that forklift number five, baby. 446 00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:35,160 Fucklaft number five. 447 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:39,160 Fucklaft number five. 448 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:55,340 Not number two or one or three or four. It's number five. Stayin' alive. BG style. 449 00:24:55,340 --> 00:25:14,520 Barry Gib. The brothers Gib. Ain't gonna take no jib. Cause we're the brothers Gib. Barry, Larry, and Harry Gib. The BG's, baby. 450 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:23,700 Two gone. Two gone. Two gone. One's still around. I seen him singing up the town with his falsetto voice. Stayin' alive. 451 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:45,880 Forklift. Forklift. Drivin' all night. Dreamin' all night in bed of that shade. Lookin' for the killer of my dad. Tryin' to earn a bit of yen. But there's none to be had. In Japan. 452 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:51,100 Forklift number 5 453 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:54,460 Dream is kept alive 454 00:25:54,460 --> 00:26:00,680 Shenmue O'Toole 455 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:07,180 I ain't no fool 456 00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:18,920 I'm gonna win the race tomorrow. I'll probably come second today 457 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:29,100 Or is this that maybe this is this last lap is this finish all right 458 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:40,040 Fair enough fair enough. Oh man, so close. You almost had it. Here's your prize. Yeah 459 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:44,020 Thanks, thank you very much mushk 460 00:26:54,560 --> 00:27:03,520 I'm ready today. You got to take this cargo to warehouse number three. Here's the map. No problem. Okay. Good land theft 461 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,080 forklift 462 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,500 Thanks very much for that 463 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:30,980 Changed... 464 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:33,560 The location of the boxes have changed. 465 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:53,560 Number 3... Warehouse number 3... 466 00:27:53,560 --> 00:28:03,560 Inside warehouse number 18... 467 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,560 Hey you! This isn't your work zone! 468 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:29,560 *Sounds of the box* 469 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,560 Oh here we go! 470 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,560 This is it! 471 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:39,560 *Sounds of the box* 472 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,560 Now where are we taking these... 473 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,560 Where are we taking these bad boys? 474 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:49,560 Go around... 475 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,560 To the right... 476 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,560 To the left... 477 00:28:53,560 --> 00:29:05,560 Down there... 478 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,560 Down there... 479 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:13,560 *Sounds of the box* 480 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,560 Fuck... 481 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:45,540 *sad music* 482 00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:58,540 *sad music* 483 00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:08,540 Hello, hello, hello, hello, what? It's warehouse number three around Iowa. Here we go. Here we go. 484 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:13,540 *sad music* 485 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:19,540 *sad music* 486 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:25,540 *sad music* 487 00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:27,540 *sad music* 488 00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:38,040 Thanks very much tell us your real name tore it off. That's very kind of you for the 132 that's gonna fucking change things immensely. 489 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:54,040 Look there's a woman there wearing no fucking short skirt. It's snowing down. It's fucking freezing. Around the warehouse district. 490 00:30:54,040 --> 00:31:02,540 Look this lad shadow boxer. Shadow boxer 5. 491 00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:22,540 How the fuck. 492 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:35,040 Spiders does say spiders. Spiders. 493 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:47,540 This is the crack. There's no turning back. I got a little box on top of my sack. 494 00:31:47,540 --> 00:32:00,040 Fucking hell. 495 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:12,540 Fucking hell. 496 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:25,040 Well that's two boxes anyway. 497 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:30,700 Yeah, we'll know all thank you very much. Thank you very much 498 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:44,380 It's not easy doing this as I said yesterday it really is this is hard work. It's fucking back break and jaw break and work man 499 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,380 So 500 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,700 This is what life is like you know 501 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,840 It's fucking it's 502 00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:29,100 It's not all blitz and glamour its forklift trucks its boxes its work its yen its earning of yen 503 00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:35,640 To get to Hong Kong to find the killer whoever murdered your father 504 00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:38,940 Someone murdered your father 505 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:46,000 You need to go and find out who fucking murdered your father by doing a few forklift errands down at the dock 506 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,660 every weekday 507 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,360 It's an honest days work coolie man 508 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,660 It's an honest days work 509 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:06,120 This will be what the workforce will have to come to in 2086 510 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:13,260 Moving virtual boxes with a virtual forklift and getting paid two dollars at a time 511 00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:19,680 Yeah, that's happening now man. That's 2019 512 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:31,180 It's one endless inane pursuit 513 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:35,860 For some skins 514 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,520 I have forklift simulator downloaded as well dibs 515 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:50,080 I tried to play it and it really is more boring than this 516 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,080 Tell you what though I am really excited 517 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,440 Lunchtime eh? 518 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,440 About a Hong Kong 519 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,440 Can't wait to get to Hong Kong 520 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:06,780 Let's have a bit of sushi with the boys 521 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:22,860 I might do that Seamus 522 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,500 Bus simulator is it? 523 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,500 Bus simulator is it? 524 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:29,340 Desert bus 525 00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:57,660 Bleak. Phil Eglinton. Bleak is right. 526 00:35:57,660 --> 00:36:19,360 Hey, Tiyoshi. Hey, Ryo. How's work? Uh, it's okay. Yeah, I know what you mean. But at least we've got the race to look forward to. You're right. Oh my god, how depressing. How fucking depressing. 527 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:33,100 Takeoichi-san. Yo, you ate already? Yeah. Alpha Trading's free lunch deal is a pretty good idea, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, Takeoichi-san, why do you work at the harbor? 528 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:45,580 Well, you see, the company I worked for went out of business. Really? My kids are still real little, so I have to support them. That's a tough break. 529 00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:51,440 Yeah. Oh, fuck me, man. Tough break. Tough playing this fucking game, hey. 530 00:36:53,500 --> 00:37:08,360 Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pile for that. Mimi the cat says, thanks very much, Mimi. That's very kind of you to do that donation. But you see, you wouldn't get a job in the Amazon warehouse. Far too chilled. But we'll pay you to stream Shenmue. 531 00:37:08,580 --> 00:37:28,820 There's a lunch deal. He was mentioning there's a lunch deal in the Alpha Trading office. So let's try this out. It could be a real Tesco meal deal situation. 532 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:50,180 Excuse me. What? Do you know anything about the Mad Angels? The Mad... Hmm. I don't know anything about them. Is that so? 533 00:37:51,180 --> 00:38:00,540 Pines Simulator sounds good. Do you know anyone who might know about them? Hmm. I can't think of anyone. Is that so? 534 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:16,160 Water of the coconut. Water of the coconut. Water of the coconut. Hesemblumenthal. Water of the coconut. 535 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,360 100 yen a song. I need some music. Let's stick down a song. 536 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:26,360 *Mindy music* 537 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:31,360 *Mindy music* 538 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,360 She can't a bit of fucking Linda. 539 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,360 *Mindy music* 540 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,360 Check out the curl. 541 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,360 There man, fucking pure Jerry curl. 542 00:38:42,360 --> 00:39:12,340 *music* 543 00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:42,320 *music* 544 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:49,320 *music* 545 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,320 *music* 546 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,320 Linda Martin! 547 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,320 *music* 548 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,320 *music* 549 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,320 *music* 550 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,320 *music* 551 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,320 *music* 552 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,320 *music* 553 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,320 *music* 554 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,320 *music* 555 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,320 *music* 556 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,320 *music* 557 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,320 *music* 558 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,320 *music* 559 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:18,320 *music* 560 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:18,320 *music* 561 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,320 *music* 562 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,320 *music* 563 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,320 *music* 564 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:24,320 *music* 565 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:24,320 *music* 566 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,320 *music* 567 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,320 *music* 568 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,320 *music* 569 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:58,300 "Debaran" "Sodom and Debaran" "Goro" "What's going bro?" "You know about the mad angels?" "Oh yeah oh yeah!" "We're going high bro!" "Why are you shouting?" "Don't you know bro? You don't sing that name so loud!" "Why not?" 570 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:26,300 "Just because!" "You know about the mad angels?" "Hey!" "Oh bro! Didn't I ask you not to say that so loud?" "That kind of talk is taboo round here!" "Why?" "I ain't privy to say!" "I don't know what you're trying to find out about, but..." "But I wouldn't be as indiscreet as your being if I's you!" 571 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:45,300 "What an old fucking tick!" "Oh, about the mad angels?" "I done told you bro!" "Don't say that so loud!" "You're really asking for a world of heart!" "Really? See you around?" "You bet bro!" 572 00:41:49,300 --> 00:42:07,300 "Fucking hell, he's a few Fredo's short of a multi-pack!" "Mikey Graham's after ya!" "Beardsman's after ya!" "Virtual Boy is after ya!" "El Burb, notice me please!" 573 00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:29,300 "You don't wanna know!" "If ya don't know, vote no!" "Do you remember on the Lisbon Treaty when Ben Dunn was on the radio on Joe Duffy going?" "If ya don't know, vote no!" "Vote no!" 574 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:32,080 If you don't know vote no 575 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,120 He doesn't sound like that, but I remember it was a kind of a 576 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,000 Yeah 577 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:48,900 Really aggressive tone and grid rain 741. Thank you very much. What does grid rain mean? I always see your names me 578 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,900 I was wondering what it means 579 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,740 Want to ask about the mad angels. Do you know anything about them? 580 00:42:57,260 --> 00:43:03,220 Sorry, Bob hopper. I'll try and do it. I guess it's gonna be a new video next week won't be world news 581 00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:06,580 But there'll be a long it's already first video uploaded since 582 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:12,200 December 25th warehouse like three-month-three okay, nine I intend on 583 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:18,320 Regularly uploading videos again because up until now it's just been streams 584 00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:21,020 It's alright like 585 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:25,360 friend in the moment in the warehouse enjoying playing games and seeing Shenmuey book 586 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,980 No, not like Shenmuey not a lot of people like it man a lot a lot of people saying it's shite 587 00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:39,900 Okay, right? I'm playing it because it's a it's a mission of mercy, and I also can't I can't play any games without streaming them now 588 00:43:46,740 --> 00:43:51,860 I owe it to make videos I OTS please go inside the lines eh 589 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:58,440 But there was a long time period of time where I didn't make any vids, but I will make them because of the confidence 590 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,120 inspired 591 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:08,000 Inspired by y'all you've inspired me to make more videos and I'll fucking start next week 592 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,720 Filming one on Friday, it'll be out next week 593 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:23,020 I'll keep doing the streams as well Edo 594 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:27,360 I won't forget about you 595 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:39,280 I use virtual boy this is a webcam it's cheapest not the cheapest but it's a cheap webcam on 596 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:47,040 Amazon it's a fucking logitech logitech stream 597 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:56,580 1080p 63fps webcam and you can pick up one of those pieces for probably about 30 euro 598 00:44:56,580 --> 00:45:15,160 Joseph Vaughn, you're in purgatory, my good friend. 599 00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:16,860 You gotta fucking sit it out. 600 00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:18,860 You gotta stay strong. 601 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:19,720 Okay? 602 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,720 We're all in this together, bud. 603 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:30,860 The cable tie came on the glasses own, and I couldn't be fucked. 604 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,280 Well, I tried to tear off the tag, but I couldn't get rid of this. 605 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:35,560 You'd need a pair of scissors. 606 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,560 I just thought, fuck it, man. 607 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,760 Who cares, man? 608 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:47,120 Also, people will probably think I'm a renegade, because I can't even be arse tearing the fucking cable tie off my sheets. 609 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,440 Fucking renegade, man. 610 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,620 Pure renegade. 611 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,440 Sir Fried Goat. 612 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,580 I don't keep them up, because the channel has... 613 00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:12,080 I don't want people to just see the streams when they come to the channel. 614 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,800 I want them to see the edited... 615 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,340 Edited... 616 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,340 Edited... 617 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,340 Videos that have... 618 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:18,180 Uh... 619 00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:18,760 Fucking... 620 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,660 A bit of time put into them and thought. 621 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:24,820 So that's that. 622 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:27,080 You know? 623 00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:35,360 There's not much... 624 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,280 There's not much else to it than that. 625 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:38,960 But I'm glad that you're... 626 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,040 If you're here and watching, thanks very much. 627 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,040 Viper loves... 628 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,920 He and so. 629 00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:46,340 He and so. 630 00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:48,800 Viper loves Heino, so he does. 631 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,500 I don't know. 632 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:54,280 I really don't know. 633 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,220 Heineken is a great lager for the... 634 00:46:58,760 --> 00:46:59,460 It's just... 635 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:00,140 It's great. 636 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:01,880 Not cheap, but it's just... 637 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:02,680 It does the job. 638 00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:04,040 Groovy Tom... 639 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,700 Would probably be a Heino drinker as well. 640 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,840 I'm off everything for Lent. 641 00:47:14,340 --> 00:47:15,460 I was on the... 642 00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:15,960 Uh... 643 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,160 Craft beers for a while, and then I went... 644 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:18,900 I just went back to... 645 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:19,560 If you want... 646 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:19,820 Yeah. 647 00:47:19,820 --> 00:47:20,660 Thirst quenching. 648 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,500 Then Heineken is the way forward. 649 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,580 Jimmy Beavers will tell you that. 650 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,340 Thanks, Jimmy. 651 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:30,860 Thanks, Jimmy. 652 00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:38,580 Don't fight me off... 653 00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:40,020 Before you bobble. 654 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:41,140 I'll be buying a few pints with that one. 655 00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:43,860 The Irish dog father. 656 00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:44,440 Fuck me. 657 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,820 Thanks very much for that generous donation tip. 658 00:47:59,500 --> 00:47:59,940 Yeah. 659 00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:02,420 A gibsel. 660 00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:07,180 You're fucking selling, Schleg. 661 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,100 But, um... 662 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,180 The Irish dog father. 663 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:14,460 Fuck me. 664 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,100 Gotta place these in the lines. 665 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,200 My heart is bleeding. 666 00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:20,160 My heart is fucking bleeding. 667 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:20,160 Yeah. 668 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:20,640 Fuck me. 669 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,280 Fuck the hell. 670 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,320 Run this... 671 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,320 Fucker over. 672 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,620 Have I done eight crates yet? 673 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,000 Once I've done eight crates, I've done... 674 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:41,960 I'll buy a pint with that. 675 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:42,260 I... 676 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,080 Thanks very much. 677 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,200 Do World News Live. 678 00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:44,620 I will. 679 00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:45,680 I did a bit last night. 680 00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:47,160 It wasn't great, man. 681 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:47,580 I... 682 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:49,100 I can't do the fucking thing live. 683 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,120 I'm not witty enough to do any of that shit live. 684 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:52,620 It needs to be... 685 00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:53,000 Tight. 686 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,320 It needs to be like a newsreader has done a script. 687 00:48:57,380 --> 00:48:59,240 And also, you want it edited. 688 00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:03,700 Although, there was a bit last night, but the cheese man. 689 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,740 I enjoyed the fucking cheese man. 690 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,300 He was sniffing a block of cheese. 691 00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:10,360 Like it was a pair of knickers or something. 692 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,460 Rubbing his face in it. 693 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,400 Cheesy old fucking face on him. 694 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:22,280 Fantine. 695 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,640 Says, what are you up for Lent? 696 00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:26,900 Everything. 697 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,380 Everything for Lent. 698 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,140 And then hopefully into the future as well. 699 00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:31,520 Hey, look. 700 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:32,800 That's schoolboy. 701 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,000 You guys. 702 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,520 What the hell are you doing here? 703 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,780 Children shouldn't play around with forklifts. 704 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,000 You might get hurt, you know. 705 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,340 Ha! 706 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:48,820 Congratulations. 707 00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:52,300 You heard us. 708 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:53,840 You're fired. 709 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:56,740 Ha! 710 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:03,980 Ha! 711 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,200 Nice taxi you got here. 712 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:07,380 What the fuck is this? 713 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:07,940 Take me on homo. 714 00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:10,100 What the fuck is this, man? 715 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,660 What is he doing? 716 00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:14,860 It goes a bit fucking weird. 717 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:15,540 Like, you know. 718 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,180 And I know this is a common theme of homoeroticism in Japanese games. 719 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:23,860 I know they do all that weird sort of stuff. 720 00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:25,800 The hentai in cartoons. 721 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 And they're into all that kind of shite weird stuff. 722 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:33,340 But remember in Metal Gear, there's a bit where Raiden grabs the bollocks of the president. 723 00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:37,320 Or the president of the United States of America grabs Raiden's bollocks. 724 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:39,340 And, um... 725 00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:42,760 And I didn't... 726 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:51,940 I got so disillusioned with Metal Gear Solid, the series, that I didn't even finish Guns of the Patriots or Metal Gear Solid 5. 727 00:50:51,940 --> 00:50:55,580 But I heard there's some weird gay stuff in that as well. 728 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,000 We might look at the video. 729 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,560 We might look at the videos on YouTube. 730 00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:04,800 And just for weirdness. 731 00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:06,200 Look at this though. 732 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,780 Whatever. 733 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:13,260 Yeah. 734 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,260 Yeah, Don Holyo. 735 00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:17,780 Thanks very much. 736 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:18,960 Look at this. 737 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,720 I've brought the fella into the fucking... 738 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,400 Warehouse. 739 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,660 Gonna get got now, man. 740 00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:32,480 Hey, cut it out. 741 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,220 Joke's on you, schoolboy. 742 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:38,660 That's it. 743 00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:39,560 You're mine. 744 00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:42,700 It's showtime! 745 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,140 Time for a fucking... 746 00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:47,440 Knock with the boys. 747 00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:49,380 Down and knock. 748 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:51,360 Did you ever see knocked up and knock? 749 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,360 On YouTube. 750 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,200 Daniel... 751 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:54,760 DoD. 752 00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:59,340 Burger and chips. 753 00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:02,340 Come on. 754 00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:02,400 Come on. 755 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,380 Boys in the schlug. 756 00:52:15,060 --> 00:52:16,340 Hey, you should... 757 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:19,780 Tommy schlug should go to fucking Compton and do a boys in the schlug. 758 00:52:19,860 --> 00:52:23,000 These are the sailors I kicked the fuck out of in the bar in the beginning of the game. 759 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000 *Dance moves* 760 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 *Dance moves* 761 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000 *Dance moves* 762 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 *Dance moves* 763 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000 Fuck. 764 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000 That's bad. 765 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000 *Dance moves* 766 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 *Dance moves* 767 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 Doesn't really matter if I don't use the... 768 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 ...fucking dance moves that I was taught. 769 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 *Dance moves* 770 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000 *Dance moves* 771 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 *Dance moves* 772 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 *Dance moves* 773 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000 Clim killer, thank you very much, Clim killer! 774 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000 killer. 775 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000 Where are the mad angels? 776 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Those guys are at the back of warehouse number 17. 777 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000 Number 17? 778 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Yeah, at the back of the warehouse. 779 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Yeah. 780 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 You lying? 781 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000 If you don't believe me, go see for yourself. 782 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Thank you very much, CKMidge. 783 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:20,000 What do you think about the lad that punched Jack Grealish and when are you going to stream 784 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000 that night? 785 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,000 I thought that it was fucking, it was shameful. 786 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:36,000 But I mean, I'm always down to see spectacles, you know, no matter how bad, like I'd watch 787 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000 LiveLeak just to see what was going on. 788 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:44,000 I wouldn't watch all the bad gore horror, really bad gore shit, because that will fuck you up. 789 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:49,000 But I mean, I see some mad shit going on, like, you know. 790 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:55,000 I wouldn't be watching, I wouldn't be fucking just watching all the safe stuff on YouTube. 791 00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Fucking dickheads like me fucking, streaming fucking Shenmue like, you know. 792 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:09,000 I know, but I'd play Shenmue, I'd play it to the end, that's what I'm going to do. 793 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,000 I'm going to make ye feel the pain that I'm feeling. 794 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000 The pain must be worse for ye. 795 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:20,000 *BEEP* 796 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,000 Hey, it was a fucking good slap he got Grealish with. 797 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000 *laughs* 798 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000 After me saying it was shameful. Hey, it was a good fuck. Hey, you got him well. 799 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000 Did he get sentenced, did he? 800 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Sentenced to fucking death. 801 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:39,000 The first thing I thought was that your man could have had a fucking knife on him. 802 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:43,000 I know there's electrical or security scanners and shit. 803 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:51,000 But if he had a fucking cosh, Liam Neeson style, he could have fucking killed Grealish. 804 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:57,000 Maybe your man was Irish and he was just annoyed that Grealish hadn't declared for Ireland. 805 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:11,000 *BEEP* 806 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,000 I don't know ghetto Cornetto. Did he just dream that or what? It was a fucking weird man. 807 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,000 Went back to the warehouse and a man sat on my box. 808 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:23,000 And then I had to fucking bring him in and invite his friends. 809 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000 *BEEP* 810 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:29,000 He could have had a shank. He could have had a shiv. He could have even had a fucking pie. 811 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000 Or he could have had like a... 812 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000 *BEEP* 813 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:39,000 I know like a fucking heavy shoe. Do you know like a gentleman's shoe with like a heavy heel? 814 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000 Could have fucked him up man. 815 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000 *BEEP* 816 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000 Um... Grealish displayed... 817 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000 *BEEP* 818 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000 *BEEP* 819 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000 *BEEP* 820 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,000 What would I say dignity in the post match interview by saying that it was... 821 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:55,000 *BEEP* 822 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:55,000 *BEEP* 823 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000 *BEEP* 824 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 *BEEP* 825 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:58,000 *BEEP* 826 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 *BEEP* 827 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,680 know for Brum Derby 828 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:25,440 14 hours community service could have had a hot pie imagine it was it was 829 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,520 messy messy had just come over from Barcelona for the weekend to watch the 830 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:35,100 Birmingham Derby right and he got so fucking carried away that he went on to 831 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:46,680 the pitch and fucking hoofed Grealish in the neck he scored the end yeah 832 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:59,720 finished for the day yeah serifying gold I hear your Yorkshire accent good job well 833 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:06,600 I don't know my pay I don't have one I'm from fucking I'm Francis hey you make 834 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:13,060 quarter son so starting tomorrow you'll get a 50 yen raise that'll be 400 yen per 835 00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:21,820 crate thank you yeah good work yeah hey thank you very much thank you very much 836 00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:31,420 rule will you buy me a burger I'm fast no I won't we're in Yorkshire New Yorkshire 837 00:57:31,420 --> 00:57:53,800 Harbor yeah anonymous Cheers man he suck us up well excuse me yeah do you know where we're 838 00:57:53,800 --> 00:58:02,380 yeah 17 is that one's over at the eastern end I see warehouse 17 meet up the mad 839 00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:07,780 angels behind warehouse and 17 here we go this is warehouse is what you've all been 840 00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:14,560 waiting for a big development in the Shenmue saga we're gonna meet the gay 841 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:19,420 angels known as the mad angels 842 00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:40,780 thanks very much for the tip this guy's getting fucking bullied man oh you again this time you're dead 843 00:58:46,300 --> 00:59:00,940 yeah yeah she lee I'm gonna knock these lads now for you why are they wearing fucking letterman jackets slap 844 00:59:00,940 --> 00:59:15,880 you slap hook give you a fucking slap hook real button basher of a game man there should be more of this 845 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:25,160 stuff where you just go around knackin cunts do you ever get knacked by this lad 846 00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:40,160 I'm gonna get fucking done in cyber bullying my new name is cyber bully 847 00:59:40,160 --> 01:00:02,040 Higgins a doing a bit of cyber bullying fuck I'm gonna get done this comes hard tough hey anonymous your tip 848 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:12,080 went through before your name is anonymous because it says anal in it anal vape lord but I want to say 849 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:23,640 anal vape lord welcome to the galaxy and thanks very much for your kind-hearted one euro and 23 cent 850 01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:34,800 and she leave mcdaddy to you again this time you're dead this time you're dead 851 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:47,400 one of the block and you 852 01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:13,400 whoa that was a fucking big one big brother man big brother house I should have been training in the dojo all 853 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:18,200 those times when I was fucking slack enough I should have been training in the dojo man 854 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:32,660 you got great kicks you got great kicks right in the fucking bread basket Brennan's bread today man 855 01:01:32,660 --> 01:01:36,620 Fuck it, today's bread today. 856 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,800 Human. 857 01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:45,860 Fuckin' sand. 858 01:01:58,920 --> 01:01:59,720 Yes. 859 01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:01,540 Yes! 860 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:05,540 We won't forget this. 861 01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,000 Mark, you okay? 862 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:14,580 Oh, yeah, I'm alright. 863 01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:16,160 No problem. 864 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:18,560 Oh. 865 01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:20,160 Careful. 866 01:02:21,460 --> 01:02:23,420 They haven't killed Mark, have they? 867 01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:24,860 He's my boss. 868 01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:28,340 Mark, I hope you're alright, man. 869 01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:30,020 So, looking for your brother. 870 01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:41,280 Oh my god. 871 01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:41,800 Poor guy. 872 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,860 He killed by the mad angels. 873 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:45,860 Why would the mad angels kill your brother? 874 01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:46,500 Yeah. 875 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:49,640 It appears he may have leaked some important information. 876 01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:52,960 Is that why they... 877 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,320 Probably. 878 01:02:56,660 --> 01:02:57,880 David Lynch, is it? 879 01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,300 At least as far as I can tell. 880 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,520 Only one person was killed. 881 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,760 Twin Peaks, was it? 882 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,680 So you're not sure. 883 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,020 Fuckin' dangerous, is it? 884 01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:08,400 Who heard the information killed? 885 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:09,780 Or my brother. 886 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,400 The one who leaked it. 887 01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:13,560 Yeah. 888 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:13,920 Oh yeah, girl. 889 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,580 I heard the information was about a black market deal. 890 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,940 Anal vape lord. 891 01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:23,240 Would come on my iris be more acceptable? 892 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:23,880 It would, yeah. 893 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,980 Because probably wouldn't understand any Irish words. 894 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,180 With some Chinese cartel. 895 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,060 A Chinese cartel. 896 01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:34,220 The Chi-Yu men. 897 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:36,340 The Chi-Chi men. 898 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,920 The fuckin' Chi-Yu boys are in town. 899 01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:47,080 Right, okay. 900 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:51,740 So Mark's brother may have been killed after leaking some important information. 901 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,400 But what information was it? 902 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,900 Well, the info was mad angels were making a deal with the Chi-Yu men. 903 01:03:58,060 --> 01:04:02,020 If I follow them, they may lead me to the Chi-Yu men. 904 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,320 Where the fuck is the mad angels? 905 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:05,680 So they're out here, isn't it? 906 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:07,280 17. 907 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,300 Warehouse 17. 908 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:32,440 Hey, hold it right there. 909 01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:33,760 Not open to the public. 910 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,280 Get out of here. 911 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:43,140 Fuckin' hell, eh? 912 01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:49,080 I'll do a bit of World News Live now. 913 01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:50,420 If I have to go home to bed. 914 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,760 And when I say World News Live, don't expect too much. 915 01:04:54,060 --> 01:04:55,580 But do expect the unexpected. 916 01:04:56,140 --> 01:05:00,040 We might end up seeing some class stuff like a man sniffing cheese. 917 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,140 Getting a hard-on sniffing cheese. 918 01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:12,080 Or it could be something depressing like fuckin' genocide somewhere. 919 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,240 I heard about this day in the harbor called the Mad Angels. 920 01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:17,160 Uh, I know who you mean. 921 01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:18,840 Do you know anything about them? 922 01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:19,780 Sure. 923 01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:21,620 That they're real annoying jerks. 924 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:25,580 I sometimes see them dumping these large sacks into the sea. 925 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,920 That's Mark's brother, isn't it? 926 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:32,640 It would seem so. 927 01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:45,200 Parnell Street Dragons, yeah. 928 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:46,960 That could be them now. 929 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:48,220 Flanagan. 930 01:05:52,780 --> 01:05:53,760 Excuse me. 931 01:05:54,140 --> 01:05:54,980 What is it? 932 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,900 Have you seen a gang called the Mad Angels? 933 01:05:58,540 --> 01:06:00,260 Why don't you ask the foreman? 934 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,360 I think he'd know something. 935 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:03,400 I see. 936 01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:06,560 Why don't you ask my forearm? 937 01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:22,420 Are you doing a bit of fly-tipping? 938 01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:29,780 Excuse me. 939 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:30,160 Oh. 940 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,000 Do you know where the Mad Angels hang out? 941 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,020 The Mad Angels? 942 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:36,480 What's that? 943 01:06:36,980 --> 01:06:38,200 They're a gang of thugs. 944 01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:39,620 Do you know where they are? 945 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:41,280 Let me see. 946 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:46,340 I hear talk of some gang who make trouble in the harbor at night. 947 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:47,380 I see. 948 01:06:47,380 --> 01:06:50,400 Getting their balls licked on the beach. 949 01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,680 Their sacks in the sea. 950 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:57,720 Tell you, Viper, you had a schlapped arse in the episode with the Shligo Boys. 951 01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:58,420 Listen, man. 952 01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:02,840 Those boys, they operate on a different level. 953 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,380 In fairness, I think that was fucking weird what they did, man. 954 01:07:06,740 --> 01:07:08,020 I'm all for taking a beating. 955 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,380 But what they did? 956 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:12,000 That border done fucking wrong. 957 01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:13,040 Okay. 958 01:07:13,460 --> 01:07:16,460 I could have done them for fucking sexual assault. 959 01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:27,840 Bikers gather at night. 960 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,240 Uncle Moochie, there'll be a new video next week. 961 01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:38,040 I can't reveal what it is yet. 962 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:42,880 Thanks for asking. 963 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:43,860 And thanks for watching. 964 01:07:55,860 --> 01:07:57,960 Oh, this fucker again. 965 01:07:58,980 --> 01:07:59,480 Drunk. 966 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:00,200 Oh, it's you young'un. 967 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:01,320 You been training? 968 01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:04,440 Stink a fucking sake off your breath, man. 969 01:08:05,340 --> 01:08:06,140 Get some toothpaste. 970 01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:10,020 Yeah. 971 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,500 That's great. 972 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,420 Now then, I can show you how to use it. 973 01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,240 Jimmy McGlynn. 974 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,700 It was pure deliverance antics on the Shligo Boys front. 975 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:22,460 It was indeed. 976 01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:23,760 And more shame on them. 977 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,600 I mean, that stuff has been committed to camera now. 978 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:28,060 You can see for yourself. 979 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:32,740 Apparently, Netflix have put the fucking thing up for all and sundry to see. 980 01:08:34,780 --> 01:08:35,860 Am I embarrassed? 981 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:39,840 I'd like to ask that to the Shligo Boys. 982 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,340 It was strange what they were doing. 983 01:08:42,340 --> 01:08:47,140 Use it. 984 01:08:47,780 --> 01:08:48,760 The shadow step move? 985 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:53,540 It's rather hard to do, so I'll only do it once. 986 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:54,480 So pay attention. 987 01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:55,400 I don't like this fucking shit again. 988 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,740 Before, I just showed you how to slide behind your opponent. 989 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:05,660 Once you're behind your opponent, strike the back of the neck. 990 01:09:08,660 --> 01:09:11,620 An unprotected neck's weaker than you'd expect. 991 01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:13,760 Spice Boy. 992 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,400 An accurate strike can paralyze. 993 01:09:19,660 --> 01:09:22,520 Strike just after sliding past your opponent. 994 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:27,100 If you practice, you'll get it. 995 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,160 I understand. 996 01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:29,940 Thank you. 997 01:09:32,260 --> 01:09:32,820 Yeah. 998 01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:38,720 Bringy Boy123, thanks very much. 999 01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:41,660 Me and my friends like to watch some father and stepdaughter crack. 1000 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,540 Good stuff, to be fair. 1001 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:44,760 Bonding. 1002 01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:48,580 Fair play to you, man. 1003 01:09:49,820 --> 01:09:50,460 Excuse me? 1004 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:51,360 Eh? 1005 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,460 What is it, young'un? 1006 01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:54,920 No, no, no, no. Not again. 1007 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:55,780 Not again. 1008 01:09:57,620 --> 01:09:59,620 We go now. We go. We leave. We leave now. 1009 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:00,580 We leave now. Thank you. 1010 01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:02,580 *crickets* 1011 01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:04,580 *crickets* 1012 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:06,580 *crickets* 1013 01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:08,580 *crickets* 1014 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:10,580 *crickets* 1015 01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:35,180 Yeah. 1016 01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:42,800 Paul, you're an absolute great, great guy. 1017 01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:46,040 And that's not something I say lightly. 1018 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:52,000 And you watch this stream, you can tell me whether or not I'm coming out with absolute shy talk. 1019 01:10:53,940 --> 01:10:55,580 That's truth from the heart. 1020 01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:56,680 I don't say it lightly. 1021 01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,420 You're the best, Paul. 1022 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:00,620 You're the fucking best. 1023 01:11:04,740 --> 01:11:05,920 Now we've saved that. 1024 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,540 That should be okay. 1025 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:13,540 Maybe we can crucify this Shenmui. 1026 01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:14,180 There we go. 1027 01:11:14,580 --> 01:11:14,820 Gone. 1028 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:15,980 Gonzo. 1029 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:20,680 Gonzo-rific. 1030 01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:35,320 What's this now? 1031 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:35,320 What's this now? 1032 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:35,320 What's this now? 1033 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:37,480 What's this now? 1034 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:41,320 What the fuck? 1035 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:41,740 What the fuck? 1036 01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:42,300 What the fuck? 1037 01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:58,500 The charitable funder have let go of their black makeup and switched the Belgian colors instead. 1038 01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:01,680 This is handy because we've got a script. We've got a fucking script. 1039 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:07,040 A group of carnival revelers in Belgium changed their tradition. 1040 01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:12,580 The charitable fundraising group known traditionally as Neurouds 1041 01:12:12,580 --> 01:12:17,580 have let go of their black makeup and switched to the Belgian colours instead. 1042 01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:30,780 So the makeup changes, for reasons that the press knows well. Because there was a general issue for everyone wearing the black colour. 1043 01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:41,780 Our objective is to be to be to be black. A bit of the Belgian flag is black. So I mean, there's not much... 1044 01:12:41,780 --> 01:12:47,240 It's still three quarters of the face is black. You've still blacked up in my book. 1045 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:52,620 Just because you did the nose and then red there doesn't mean you weren't... 1046 01:12:52,620 --> 01:12:54,680 You've got three quarters racism. 1047 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,860 One quarter sound. 1048 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:04,260 And listen to the chat. Listen to the rhetoric. 1049 01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:06,680 Rhetoric Higgins. 1050 01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:10,620 Anonymous. 1051 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,580 He's anonymous. 1052 01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:18,940 The makeup is changing indeed for reasons well known to the press. 1053 01:13:20,660 --> 01:13:23,300 Because there have been issues globally with everything. 1054 01:13:25,460 --> 01:13:27,280 That has to do with wearing black. 1055 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,680 Meanwhile, our goal is... 1056 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,680 To help children age between... 1057 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:35,360 0 and 14 in Belgium. 1058 01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:36,940 So we dress up. 1059 01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:40,480 We put makeup on and we parade in the spirit of the carnival. 1060 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:44,260 But our goal behind this is to help kids. 1061 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,180 And we should never mix up these two things. 1062 01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:48,480 Why are they helping kids? 1063 01:13:48,660 --> 01:13:49,800 Why is there a... 1064 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,920 A child pissing into a fucking thing? 1065 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,380 Mannequin piss, is it? 1066 01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:57,840 A bit of blackface on a baby? That's not right. 1067 01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:00,720 That is not... That was not right. 1068 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:04,460 From no man's land to Hudson Yards. 1069 01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:10,660 Manhattan's brand new development is about to open. 1070 01:14:11,540 --> 01:14:16,220 After seven years of construction over a real depot at a cost of $1 billion. 1071 01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:21,580 The largest privately funded real estate project includes... 1072 01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:27,020 An art centre, posh stores, and uber expensive apartments. 1073 01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:32,000 Prices for an apartment will go as high as $30 million. 1074 01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,240 In a city that is already red hot real estate. 1075 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,040 Critics have dubbed the place as... 1076 01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,400 Too clean, too flat, too art directed. 1077 01:14:46,340 --> 01:14:48,200 Wow, what a class video that was. 1078 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,860 Claw 220, bringy boy. 1079 01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:54,640 Thanks very much. 1080 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:02,980 Children's hospital more expensive. 1081 01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,260 Look at this is a sign guy. 1082 01:15:11,260 --> 01:15:14,260 Judge Jackson conceded... 1083 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:18,240 That there was absolutely no evidence of any Russian collusion in this case. 1084 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:19,260 So that makes... 1085 01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:20,260 Two courts... 1086 01:15:20,260 --> 01:15:22,440 Two courts have ruled... 1087 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:23,260 No evidence... 1088 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,140 Of any collusion with any Russian. 1089 01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:27,040 Sad. 1090 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:29,700 Very sad. 1091 01:15:29,700 --> 01:15:32,260 They managed to get themselves... 1092 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:34,040 A voice in the crowd. 1093 01:15:34,460 --> 01:15:36,300 That is totally unnecessary. 1094 01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:37,960 Much like this. 1095 01:15:38,260 --> 01:15:38,760 Liar! 1096 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:45,340 Fucking hell, he's faced 47 months of... 1097 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,660 Of jail... 1098 01:15:47,660 --> 01:15:49,100 For tax and bank fraud. 1099 01:15:49,780 --> 01:15:51,880 Imagine being in jail for 47 months. 1100 01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:53,780 Yeah. 1101 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:55,960 Gav from effing knows what I'm on about. 1102 01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:59,340 I wanna say something to you, Gav. 1103 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:00,620 Gav from effing. 1104 01:16:01,740 --> 01:16:03,480 You're an effing good guy, Gav. 1105 01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:05,800 I hope... 1106 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:06,860 I hope you're doing okay. 1107 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:08,380 I hope all is well. 1108 01:16:15,340 --> 01:16:16,360 Thanks very much. 1109 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:18,400 Special look. 1110 01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:26,160 Why does this fucking Turkish guy always look like he's singing in a fucking X Factor? 1111 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:29,280 Like if you turn down the volume, he could be singing. 1112 01:16:30,380 --> 01:16:30,720 Watch. 1113 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:31,160 Watch. 1114 01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,880 Keep watching. 1115 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:36,240 Now, now, now. 1116 01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:38,040 He does all the points and stuff. 1117 01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:39,580 Watch this. 1118 01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:44,780 And if tomorrow never comes... 1119 01:16:44,780 --> 01:16:46,780 Well, you know... 1120 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:51,780 How much I love her... 1121 01:16:54,460 --> 01:16:56,200 Why do... 1122 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,200 Everybody... 1123 01:16:59,940 --> 01:17:02,200 Want to tell me this story? 1124 01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:03,500 Woo! 1125 01:17:04,780 --> 01:17:05,300 Woo! 1126 01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:05,340 Woo! 1127 01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:11,420 Woo! 1128 01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:15,320 There was a... 1129 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,340 That was a note hold at the end. 1130 01:17:17,420 --> 01:17:17,880 Is that the Lewis? 1131 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,500 Let's just see the last note there. 1132 01:17:22,340 --> 01:17:24,280 I'm not a tyrant. 1133 01:17:24,820 --> 01:17:27,320 I'll do my best for you. 1134 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:31,520 Maybe... 1135 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:34,260 I just have to finish this singing before it gets to him. 1136 01:17:37,060 --> 01:17:38,840 I'm not a tyrant. 1137 01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:41,300 I'm not a tyrant. 1138 01:17:41,460 --> 01:17:42,480 I'll do my best... 1139 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:42,560 No. 1140 01:17:42,820 --> 01:17:43,320 I'm... 1141 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,100 I'm not a tyrant. 1142 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,380 I'll do my best for you. 1143 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:52,460 There we go. 1144 01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:57,940 Dubliners slam UK politicians after new Brexit talks. 1145 01:17:58,180 --> 01:18:03,520 British lawmakers overwhelmingly voted against a draft divorce agreement on March 12th. 1146 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:03,980 But I do... 1147 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:06,860 There's largely a feeling that people feel really kind of sorry for the UK. 1148 01:18:06,860 --> 01:18:08,800 That this has happened to them. 1149 01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:10,540 And I think... 1150 01:18:10,540 --> 01:18:12,380 Look, it's early morning. 1151 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:14,040 Stephen's green kind of crack. 1152 01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:16,980 Really fucking just cold. 1153 01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:19,400 Just cold. 1154 01:18:19,740 --> 01:18:23,020 You're either going to work or you're going to college or whatever the fuck. 1155 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,960 And fair play for her to give her time. 1156 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:30,040 Because I wouldn't be bothered fucking stopping. 1157 01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:31,200 And you know. 1158 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:31,860 It'd be... 1159 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:33,560 Just keep the head down. 1160 01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:35,520 Yeah. 1161 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:37,620 Killian Brennan. 1162 01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:39,200 Nice to see you. 1163 01:18:39,740 --> 01:18:40,660 To see you. 1164 01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:41,320 Nice. 1165 01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:42,780 Even though I can't see you. 1166 01:18:43,780 --> 01:18:44,420 Well done. 1167 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:46,040 And thanks very much. 1168 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,740 And thanks very much. 1169 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:48,740 And... 1170 01:18:48,740 --> 01:18:50,160 Can I just say Killian? 1171 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,140 Thanks very much. 1172 01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:56,380 Their politicians have absolutely let them down. 1173 01:18:56,380 --> 01:18:57,520 I'll buy a pint with that. 1174 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:00,000 Well, well, well. 1175 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:02,320 If it isn't the Burkina of Baghdad. 1176 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,340 It seems as though you've just put... 1177 01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:05,520 With that tip. 1178 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:08,220 You've just put me onto the fucking boom time. 1179 01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:31,780 Trainers for winners. 1180 01:19:31,780 --> 01:19:35,000 It seems to be about internal squabbles. 1181 01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:37,700 Within the conservative party particularly. 1182 01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:41,900 But within the body politic in Westminster as a general rule. 1183 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,300 They just don't seem to care. 1184 01:19:44,380 --> 01:19:44,660 You know, but... 1185 01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:45,580 I like this guy. 1186 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,180 I like this guy's voice. 1187 01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:49,700 I like this guy's voice. 1188 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:53,880 Body politic in Westminster as a general rule. 1189 01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:55,280 They just don't seem to care. 1190 01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:59,060 Even their own country, let alone Ireland. 1191 01:19:59,180 --> 01:20:00,120 Let alone Europe. 1192 01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:00,880 Or, you know... 1193 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,120 Let alone... 1194 01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:03,700 They seem to be totally self-absorbed. 1195 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,300 Totally. 1196 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:05,960 Totally self-absorbed. 1197 01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:06,460 Totally. 1198 01:20:06,660 --> 01:20:06,900 Totally. 1199 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:07,160 Totally. 1200 01:20:07,420 --> 01:20:10,340 The deadline for separation is March 29th. 1201 01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:11,020 Very sad. 1202 01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:13,220 We've seen this cunt. 1203 01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:14,020 We've seen him. 1204 01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:15,000 We don't want him. 1205 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:16,600 What's this? 1206 01:20:16,980 --> 01:20:19,260 This fucking sad stuff in Nigeria, is it? 1207 01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:21,440 I don't want to know about it because it's too sad. 1208 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:27,740 This is like a world news lottery. 1209 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,480 I don't even know what the title is of these clips. 1210 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:31,700 I'm just going to fucking guess. 1211 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,760 I'm going to do my best to guess. 1212 01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:39,340 Bit of bad crack out in the third world, it seems. 1213 01:20:39,540 --> 01:20:41,680 Or if not the third world... 1214 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,680 No, they're not third, but they're developing. 1215 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,000 They're fucking developing. 1216 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:50,100 They're developing. 1217 01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:52,980 Maybe is it Venezuela, is it? 1218 01:20:52,980 --> 01:20:56,080 Maybe it's Venezuela. 1219 01:20:56,080 --> 01:21:02,300 Some book... 1220 01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:03,400 Billy Bragg... 1221 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,760 The Venezuelan Billy Bragg is there, man. 1222 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:08,720 Fucking... 1223 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:09,780 Jose Bragg. 1224 01:21:09,780 --> 01:21:10,080 Yeah. 1225 01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:18,340 Jose Bragg and fucking Randy Quaid. 1226 01:21:26,780 --> 01:21:27,860 Stop bragging. 1227 01:21:27,860 --> 01:21:31,700 That was fantastic. 1228 01:21:32,180 --> 01:21:35,440 The Mustang comes galloping onto the red carpet. 1229 01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:45,220 The French movie produced by Robert Redford is about a violent convict training a wild Mustang as part of rehabilitation therapy. 1230 01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:49,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1231 01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1232 01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:51,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1233 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:52,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1234 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:53,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1235 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1236 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1237 01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:56,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1238 01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:57,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1239 01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:58,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1240 01:21:58,320 --> 01:21:59,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1241 01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:00,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1242 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:01,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1243 01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:02,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1244 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:03,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1245 01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:04,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1246 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:05,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1247 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:06,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1248 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1249 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1250 01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:09,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1251 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:10,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1252 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:11,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1253 01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:12,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1254 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1255 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1256 01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:15,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1257 01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:16,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1258 01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:17,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1259 01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:18,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1260 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:19,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1261 01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:20,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1262 01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:21,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1263 01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:22,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1264 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:23,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1265 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:24,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1266 01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:25,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1267 01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:26,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1268 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:27,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1269 01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:28,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1270 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:29,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1271 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:30,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1272 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1273 01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:32,320 Robert Redford was a wildcat. 1274 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:33,320 Gibso. 1275 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,320 Gibso. 1276 01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:35,320 Gibso facto. 1277 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,320 Thanks very much. 1278 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:39,320 I'm doing this for you baby. 1279 01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:41,320 Back to this again. 1280 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:42,320 Fuck that man. 1281 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,320 It's just not nice. 1282 01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:45,320 I can't get it. 1283 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:46,320 You'd want to be good to get it. 1284 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:51,320 You'd want to be good to get a fucking laugh out of that chaos out in Africa. 1285 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,320 You know I voted for Brexit. 1286 01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,320 But I think we're all sick and tired of it. 1287 01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,320 And we just want it to be over. 1288 01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,320 That's the main thing. 1289 01:22:58,320 --> 01:22:59,320 Yep. 1290 01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:00,320 To be over last night. 1291 01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:01,320 And by the 29th. 1292 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:02,320 It's both time. 1293 01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:03,320 Yep. 1294 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:04,320 Rag on it looks like. 1295 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,320 Yep. 1296 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:06,320 You can say that again mate. 1297 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:08,320 You can say that again pal. 1298 01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:11,320 I think people need to be given a choice. 1299 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:15,320 Because I don't think people voted knowing. 1300 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:17,320 Old fucking Christine Bobbin. 1301 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,320 Christine Bobbin knows the crack. 1302 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:24,320 What was gonna happen? 1303 01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:27,320 Bobbin and Weavin she is. 1304 01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,320 Yeeeah. 1305 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:30,320 Unfortunately our deceitful Prime Minister and many in her country are not. 1306 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:31,320 The Brexit process. 1307 01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:32,320 Hang on. 1308 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:33,320 You sound like you're from the States. 1309 01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:34,320 Unfortunately our deceitful Prime Minister and many in her cabinet have tried to derail. 1310 01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:35,320 The Brexit process. 1311 01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:36,320 By never standing strong to the EU saying. 1312 01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,320 If we don't get a proper deal. 1313 01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:38,320 We're just walking away. 1314 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,320 Who cares man who cares. 1315 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,320 It's a load of old boring bollocks. 1316 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:40,320 Let it just fucking go by. 1317 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:40,320 I'm sick of it. 1318 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:40,320 I've. 1319 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:40,320 Day in day out. 1320 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:41,320 They won't fucking shut up about. 1321 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,320 As if we care man. 1322 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:43,320 Apparently it's the. 1323 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:43,320 It's the powers that be. 1324 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:43,320 That are. 1325 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:44,320 That are. 1326 01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:45,320 That are dictating the news feed. 1327 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:46,320 They're. 1328 01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:47,320 They're. 1329 01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:48,320 They're putting this. 1330 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,320 Brexit shit into our heads. 1331 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:55,560 Never standing strong to the EU saying, if we don't get a proper deal, we're just walking away. 1332 01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,720 Who cares, man? Who cares? It's a load of old boring bollocks. 1333 01:24:01,020 --> 01:24:03,660 Let it just fucking go by. I'm sick of it. 1334 01:24:04,380 --> 01:24:07,800 Day in, day out, they won't fucking shut up about it. As if we care, man. 1335 01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:13,480 Apparently, it's the powers that be that are dictating the news feed. 1336 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:18,780 So they're putting this Brexit shit into our heads, making us scared for no reason. 1337 01:24:19,580 --> 01:24:22,660 It's all going to end up, whatever happens, happens. 1338 01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:27,040 Stop fucking playing the news every day, man. 1339 01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:29,880 Put something good on, do you know what I mean? 1340 01:24:30,740 --> 01:24:32,300 Put a bit of fucking Shenmue on. 1341 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,940 Put a bit of fucking Shenmue on, man. 1342 01:24:38,060 --> 01:24:42,100 Sorry, one second there now. I think the phone might be ringing. I don't want to be missing the call. 1343 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:45,700 Somebody asked for this. 1344 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,200 So I'm just going to play this tune for two seconds. 1345 01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:51,080 Come to Ennis County Clare. 1346 01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:51,560 Thank you. 1347 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,700 He greatly enhanced his reputation. 1348 01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:58,160 And you're listening in to this, Pat, so you can say it's right or wrong. 1349 01:24:58,220 --> 01:24:58,960 Say it's right or wrong. 1350 01:24:59,180 --> 01:25:05,880 What you wanted to do was to get a situation where in the future, the possibility will be created in the next treaty. 1351 01:25:06,740 --> 01:25:07,220 Treaty. 1352 01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:08,160 Treaty. 1353 01:25:08,660 --> 01:25:09,100 Treaty. 1354 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,420 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1355 01:25:10,660 --> 01:25:11,060 Treaty. 1356 01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:12,020 Treaty. 1357 01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:12,940 Treaty. 1358 01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:14,140 We're in the future. 1359 01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:14,880 Treaty. 1360 01:25:15,380 --> 01:25:15,860 Treaty. 1361 01:25:16,340 --> 01:25:16,780 Treaty. 1362 01:25:16,860 --> 01:25:18,100 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1363 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:18,840 Treaty. 1364 01:25:19,340 --> 01:25:19,780 Treaty. 1365 01:25:20,300 --> 01:25:20,740 Treaty. 1366 01:25:20,740 --> 01:25:21,840 We're in the future. 1367 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:23,180 Good evening, gay. 1368 01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:23,480 Yes. 1369 01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:27,040 Good evening, gay. 1370 01:25:27,140 --> 01:25:27,320 Yes. 1371 01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:28,640 Pat, talk. 1372 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:29,580 Let me be here. 1373 01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:30,860 Good evening, gay. 1374 01:25:30,980 --> 01:25:31,160 Yes. 1375 01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:32,360 Pat, talk. 1376 01:25:32,440 --> 01:25:33,320 Let me be here. 1377 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:34,280 Pat, talk. 1378 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,220 Let me be here. 1379 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:36,180 Pat, talk. 1380 01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:37,160 Let me be here. 1381 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:38,600 Good evening, gay. 1382 01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:38,880 Yes. 1383 01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:40,040 Pat, talk. 1384 01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:40,960 Let me be here. 1385 01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:41,880 Pat, talk. 1386 01:25:41,980 --> 01:25:42,860 Let me be here. 1387 01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:43,880 Pat, talk. 1388 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:44,840 Let me be here. 1389 01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:45,780 Pat, talk. 1390 01:25:45,780 --> 01:25:46,280 Pat, talk. 1391 01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:46,620 Pat, talk. 1392 01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:46,700 Pat, talk. 1393 01:25:46,700 --> 01:25:47,200 Pat, talk. 1394 01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:47,700 Pat, talk. 1395 01:25:47,700 --> 01:25:50,600 Let me be here. 1396 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:51,540 Pat, talk. 1397 01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:52,520 Let me be here. 1398 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:53,580 Pat, talk. 1399 01:25:53,580 --> 01:25:56,560 Let me be here. 1400 01:25:56,560 --> 01:26:09,560 *music* 1401 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:16,560 The arc- the- I see the Arc to Triumph has been fucking restored by a bunch of... 1402 01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:18,560 Yelevestians. 1403 01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:24,560 Or actually it's someone else- it's other people- archaeologists or something. 1404 01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:28,560 It was the- I got it wrong, the Yelevestians destroyed the fucking thing and now it's- 1405 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:32,560 It's the nerds that are replacing it. 1406 01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,560 Repairing it. 1407 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:38,560 Fair play to them. Fair play to them. They're doing well. 1408 01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:44,560 Should we go back to that and see what they're at? 1409 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,560 It's intricate, isn't it? 1410 01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:48,560 Very intricate. Intricacies. 1411 01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:52,560 It was ransacked by fucking mad cuts. 1412 01:26:52,560 --> 01:27:02,560 *music* 1413 01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:06,560 I don't know who was- I couldn't- I couldn't find my phone. 1414 01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:12,560 I thought that I- uh- could hear- vibration of the phone, but it wasn't. I don't know what it was. 1415 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:14,560 Maybe it was on the clip. 1416 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:18,160 Maybe it was on the clip. On the video clip. 1417 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,240 Shit. Shit buzz out in Nigeria. 1418 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:43,960 Bit of fucking crack out in the Islamic State. 1419 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:44,200 Ah. 1420 01:27:45,820 --> 01:27:54,580 Dr. Hassan is a gynecologist focusing on treating victims of sex torture. Fuck that man. Bag crack. Bag crack. 1421 01:27:56,160 --> 01:28:04,500 Hard to get a laugh out of that shit man. Scientists are hoping to use micro gel to sort out, what is it, sort out fresh water. 1422 01:28:05,460 --> 01:28:09,040 They want clean water out in fucking, in Peru. 1423 01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:25,040 Dr. Neo Cortex there with his fucking Sidon jugs. 1424 01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:29,900 Pressed, pressed fucking, uh... 1425 01:28:30,540 --> 01:28:36,900 Pressed lime, lime juice, lime weasels. 1426 01:28:37,860 --> 01:28:39,760 Scum, algae, algae water. 1427 01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:46,360 Nutrients. Yeah, I wouldn't fucking drink that. I wouldn't, I wouldn't drink that. 1428 01:28:47,300 --> 01:28:50,580 You couldn't, you couldn't fucking pay me to drink that. 1429 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:54,040 And there's not much I wouldn't do for money. 1430 01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:59,200 You couldn't fucking pay me to drink that out in Peru. 1431 01:28:59,540 --> 01:29:01,280 I suppose if you're stuck you'd drink anything. 1432 01:29:01,780 --> 01:29:04,920 If you're out in the sea, if you're out in the high seas, you'd drink salt water. 1433 01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:14,520 This looks good. 1434 01:29:15,180 --> 01:29:20,880 South Koreans are worried over social consequences of a K-pop sex scandal. 1435 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:28,880 Two members of the Big Bang boy band are embroiled in sex scandals. 1436 01:29:30,460 --> 01:29:33,000 Tarnishing the clean K-pop image. 1437 01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:34,540 Let's have a look at Big Bang. 1438 01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:37,480 The clue was in the fucking name there. 1439 01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:42,780 They should have known that Big Bang weren't going to be going around, not doing anything dodge. 1440 01:29:42,780 --> 01:29:45,160 Here we go. 1441 01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:47,180 The bang, look at the bang brothers here, look. 1442 01:29:47,940 --> 01:29:53,160 Pinky, greeny, fizzle-wizzle, dipsy and pull. 1443 01:29:57,220 --> 01:29:57,700 Christ. 1444 01:30:00,340 --> 01:30:00,820 Christ. 1445 01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,400 The Big Bang Theory. 1446 01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:06,600 They've even got names, look. 1447 01:30:06,780 --> 01:30:09,780 Tai Yong, Dasong, T-O-P. 1448 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:16,700 Which I believe stands for Triple Operations Penetration. 1449 01:30:17,700 --> 01:30:19,200 We've got G-Dragon. 1450 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,520 And on the far right, we've got Sung Rhee. 1451 01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:33,060 Rodri Santiago. 1452 01:30:33,060 --> 01:30:34,300 Thanks very much. 1453 01:30:34,820 --> 01:30:39,320 And you want me to say I am the number one Big Bang fanboy. 1454 01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:40,360 Rodri Santiago. 1455 01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:41,460 I'm only messing, Rodri. 1456 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:43,620 Only messing. 1457 01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:45,720 I know you're not into Big Bang. 1458 01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:51,460 You actually say blessings upon your reputation. 1459 01:30:51,740 --> 01:30:55,320 And I did stumble when I said blessings there and said blessings. 1460 01:30:56,320 --> 01:31:00,180 You might think that I was trying to affect some kind of Asian thing. 1461 01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:01,380 That's racist. 1462 01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:02,880 Not happened. 1463 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,740 It was a genuine slip of the tongue. 1464 01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:07,380 Thanks for the tip. 1465 01:31:07,620 --> 01:31:08,940 I'll buy a pint with that. 1466 01:31:09,340 --> 01:31:10,500 Boom Boom Boy as well. 1467 01:31:10,620 --> 01:31:12,160 I want to say something Boom Boom Boy. 1468 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:13,360 You're an absolute legend. 1469 01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:15,200 You're a Big Bangalang yourself. 1470 01:31:15,660 --> 01:31:17,140 And I'm going to be telling T-O-P. 1471 01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:19,520 Triple Operations Penetration about you. 1472 01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:22,880 And I'll pass your name and number on to G-Dragon as well. 1473 01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:23,780 While I'm at it. 1474 01:31:26,580 --> 01:31:27,660 The sex boys. 1475 01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:30,500 A lot of bang for your buck. 1476 01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:32,160 Big Bang. 1477 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:33,540 Here's what gets smashed. 1478 01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:41,220 Check this out. 1479 01:31:41,260 --> 01:31:41,400 Look. 1480 01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:42,140 Big Bang. 1481 01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:44,080 Sex scandal. 1482 01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:46,320 Mercy. 1483 01:31:49,260 --> 01:31:51,280 Fucking danger boys, man. 1484 01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:54,360 The Big Bang Theory. 1485 01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:58,540 If it was gay, they could call it the Big Bang Query. 1486 01:31:58,540 --> 01:31:58,640 Query. 1487 01:32:00,480 --> 01:32:04,420 Query also means, you know, question, I suppose. 1488 01:32:05,420 --> 01:32:05,780 Right. 1489 01:32:05,980 --> 01:32:06,940 Let's carry on with this. 1490 01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:12,740 There are so many sexual harassment and sexual abuse cases today. 1491 01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:16,860 And as a female myself, I've become more worried. 1492 01:32:21,380 --> 01:32:25,420 Young admitted filming himself having sex and sharing the footage without his partner's consent. 1493 01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:30,300 While Sen-Senguri is embroiled in a sex for investment criminal act. 1494 01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:32,860 Sex for investment? 1495 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:34,060 What the fuck? 1496 01:32:34,180 --> 01:32:35,140 Criminal investigation. 1497 01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:40,260 Since a public figure has done this, women will now be more afraid. 1498 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:46,300 And even men might be generalised and blamed altogether. 1499 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,260 He's made a serious mistake. 1500 01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:53,180 Gotta hand it to the Big Bang Boys, man. 1501 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:56,300 Gangnam style. 1502 01:32:57,520 --> 01:32:58,700 Fucking Big Bang style. 1503 01:32:59,340 --> 01:33:03,440 The Big Bang Boys, they set out on a path. 1504 01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:07,660 And they followed through on that. 1505 01:33:08,820 --> 01:33:09,320 Do you know what I mean? 1506 01:33:13,820 --> 01:33:16,700 Myanmar repatriates remains of... 1507 01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:21,060 World War II US airmen. 1508 01:33:21,060 --> 01:33:24,060 And to strive as a nation to war. 1509 01:33:25,060 --> 01:33:26,520 And today that is what we are doing. 1510 01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:28,060 We will not be. 1511 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:39,280 Right. 1512 01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:43,860 Fucking hell. 1513 01:33:43,940 --> 01:33:45,000 Da Vinci draw... 1514 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:48,680 Da Vinci drawn a nude Mona Lisa. 1515 01:33:48,860 --> 01:33:52,720 The credit for the drawing is disputed. 1516 01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:54,840 It was bought as a Da Vinci. 1517 01:33:54,980 --> 01:33:56,000 Then it was unattributed. 1518 01:33:57,220 --> 01:33:59,000 Check out fucking... 1519 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:00,160 Willy White gloves here. 1520 01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:08,740 Check out that white claw. 1521 01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:09,840 The white gauntlet. 1522 01:34:11,060 --> 01:34:13,160 She's not as good looking as the Mona Lisa. 1523 01:34:15,020 --> 01:34:15,380 You know? 1524 01:34:17,480 --> 01:34:20,180 Participation du maître, mais une vraisemblance. 1525 01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:25,960 Ce carton nous apprend beaucoup sur la conception de la beauté, selon Léonard de Vinci. 1526 01:34:26,420 --> 01:34:28,460 Qui est une beauté qui est ni masculine ni féminine. 1527 01:34:28,780 --> 01:34:30,760 Qui n'est pas forcément reliée à un modèle précis. 1528 01:34:31,340 --> 01:34:33,680 Qui s'inspire de la joconde du Louvre. 1529 01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:35,220 Look at the face. 1530 01:34:37,480 --> 01:34:38,480 Look at the face. 1531 01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:44,600 Look at the eyes. 1532 01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:47,120 Look at the eyes. 1533 01:34:48,340 --> 01:34:49,660 One eye is bigger than the other. 1534 01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:51,760 This is a big eye. 1535 01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:53,360 That's a... 1536 01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:54,900 That's not... 1537 01:34:54,900 --> 01:34:56,240 That's a small little eyeball. 1538 01:34:58,140 --> 01:34:58,980 Great curls. 1539 01:34:59,280 --> 01:35:00,580 Great curly hair as well. 1540 01:35:01,780 --> 01:35:03,100 Some fantastic curls. 1541 01:35:05,180 --> 01:35:06,980 Wonderful arches in the eyebrows as well. 1542 01:35:07,180 --> 01:35:08,400 Great brow ridge. 1543 01:35:08,540 --> 01:35:10,180 It's an idealised beauty. 1544 01:35:10,380 --> 01:35:12,400 A beauty that makes us think of antiquity. 1545 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:23,860 We've seen you. 1546 01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:24,700 We've seen you. 1547 01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:25,900 And we don't want to be you. 1548 01:35:29,180 --> 01:35:30,320 What's this shit now? 1549 01:35:33,260 --> 01:35:36,160 Crazy motherfuckers out in the fucking Middle East again. 1550 01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:38,000 What are they at? 1551 01:35:43,940 --> 01:35:47,360 What are they doing? 1552 01:35:47,360 --> 01:36:02,040 Bit of crack in Europe, it would seem. 1553 01:36:02,040 --> 01:36:12,540 I'm guessing it's Europe. 1554 01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:18,180 Very boring scenes over in Europe now. 1555 01:36:18,180 --> 01:36:27,820 SNCF, what's that? Spain is it? Great clean train stations. It has to be said because you 1556 01:36:27,820 --> 01:36:34,980 wouldn't get a train station as clean as this in Ireland or the UK. I was in Houston the 1557 01:36:34,980 --> 01:36:41,300 last day and there were fucking pigeons shitting everywhere. And outside I was being hassled 1558 01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:51,980 by men for coins. And then going into the toilet there was a bit of a fucking, it wasn't nice, 1559 01:36:51,980 --> 01:36:59,100 it was grim. One of the stalls was blocked. Not just the toilet but you couldn't get in 1560 01:36:59,100 --> 01:37:06,140 because somebody was doing drugs in there. France, we're in France. You gotta hand it to the French. 1561 01:37:06,140 --> 01:37:16,820 You gotta hand it to the French. They know how to clean up their act. The Brits are at it 1562 01:37:16,820 --> 01:37:32,400 trying to get out of Europe when will it ever end I doubt those flags are going to make a blind bit 1563 01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:46,680 of difference to be honest yeah we're gonna move on from that that was symbolic of the whole brexit 1564 01:37:46,680 --> 01:37:53,880 thing for me now we're gonna go on to the mystery of black holes black holes have been lurking in 1565 01:37:53,880 --> 01:37:58,740 galaxies for billions of years the most powerful known forces in the universe their gravitational 1566 01:37:58,740 --> 01:38:04,220 field is so strong that nothing not even light can escape from them they're actually packed full 1567 01:38:04,220 --> 01:38:10,580 of space matter so are not really holes at all there are at least two types of black hole stellar 1568 01:38:10,580 --> 01:38:23,660 mass black holes form when a huge human telescopes rubbish Bitcoin Bitcoin is a purely online currency 1569 01:38:23,660 --> 01:38:34,580 creep I'm just gonna try and riff this one now I'm gonna try and Bitcoin is a purely anonymous online 1570 01:38:34,580 --> 01:38:42,720 online currency which you can get and use to pay for goods and services and bad stuff i've heard 1571 01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:51,000 on the dark web you can also use it to you can donate to me if you want on on my fucking site 1572 01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:59,080 on the stream labs streamlabs.com forward slash viper snake uh bitcoin is unregulated 1573 01:38:59,080 --> 01:39:06,900 uh i think if you're you're you're a part of a fucking network or something and then you can buy it you can 1574 01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:16,180 sell you can use it you can trade with it uh if you buy bitcoins and you get a code on your phone 1575 01:39:16,180 --> 01:39:23,200 you swipe that code and then you can buy trainers taxis phones you can get money out of the fucking 1576 01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:29,360 bank machine with it i think as well there's a qr code which stands for quite right and then you're 1577 01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:34,360 linked up to these other people you can share your bitcoins with people and you can rob them you can 1578 01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:40,760 steal the bitcoins off other people it's a maze it's a fucking maze some of it is good some of it is bad 1579 01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:48,680 some of it is bad and then you can go on a quiz show and you the object is to light up all your 1580 01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:54,500 bitcoins and whoever fucking lights up the most wins and if you lose then you're you're out of the 1581 01:39:54,500 --> 01:40:02,880 game also the whole world is a load of fucking bitcoins in the in the background did i ever tell 1582 01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:11,260 you so thumbs up for bitcoin watch out for the spies make sure you run away fast if the guards are onto you 1583 01:40:11,260 --> 01:40:16,780 and don't use urals make sure you've got a load of coins in your pocket too swap it with friends 1584 01:40:16,780 --> 01:40:24,520 bitcoin it's a fucking dodgy thing don't fucking bother with it it's not as straightforward as a to b 1585 01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:29,620 it's a bit dodgier than that and it fluctuates too on the market make sure you've got it in a vault 1586 01:40:29,620 --> 01:40:35,760 if you've got a fucking vault then the the bad anonymous cunts can't get it get to it you can buy 1587 01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:44,080 weed though and ak-47s uppers downers poppers whatever the fuck you're into best you luck with it best you 1588 01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:59,760 luck with the bitcoin the death penalty now methods of execution 1589 01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:13,460 hey boxes of cobra toxin thanks very much this is dedicated to you this next video is dedicated to 1590 01:41:13,460 --> 01:41:20,100 you because you're you are the best you are the best and you do deserve one of these 1591 01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:28,040 yeah cobra toxin you're a fucking legend man see you up the top 1592 01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:38,660 yeah big ned you're fucking sound man 1593 01:41:38,660 --> 01:41:47,760 bish look so the final video of the night i'm afraid because i have to go now my planet needs me 1594 01:41:47,760 --> 01:41:57,480 is the death penalty methods of execution let's do this skull and crossbones death getting killed 1595 01:41:57,480 --> 01:42:03,720 killing cunts is it good or is it bad it's it's it's a fucking touchy issue if you've got a gun you can 1596 01:42:03,720 --> 01:42:10,920 shoot them all dead in parts of africa and fucking middle east crazy cunts injection out in america and 1597 01:42:10,920 --> 01:42:14,520 china they like to do that they like to stick a needle in them and make them go bye-bye 1598 01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:23,100 um green poison bit of fucking neocortex dr cortex from crash bandicoot 1599 01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:49,100 bit blocks of bone bones out in africa man they they use the bones they they batter them out in the saudi land they use the sword and chop them up they've got the fucking electric chair the frazzle the frazzle house as i like to call it down in texas and that's the way it is that's the way it goes best luck with you see you later death penalty bye bye 1600 01:42:49,100 --> 01:42:57,340 what's this now we've time for more have we 1601 01:42:57,340 --> 01:43:12,060 ricky thanks very much no no no no no no no we're gone we're gone we're fucking gone look i want to say to everyone who's watched the shen movie stream tonight thank you very much 1602 01:43:12,060 --> 01:43:25,740 sometimes it's not easy sometimes i don't feel like doing this at all but i gotta say thank you very much for those who do stick around and watch i appreciate it 1603 01:43:25,740 --> 01:43:34,180 and i'm uh there's gonna be new videos coming soon next week actual edited videos i promise 1604 01:43:34,180 --> 01:43:42,420 and i apologize now that i can't ever give her a lot a schedule for this shit that i do because i'm i can't stick to schedules 1605 01:43:42,420 --> 01:43:54,340 i hope you're all keeping well and i hope you're doing okay in life and if not sure fucking keep on trucking on 1606 01:43:54,340 --> 01:44:07,540 because there's always something around the corner i don't say that lightly i didn't want to i didn't really want to do this to be honest tonight but i fucking i'm glad i did do it now 1607 01:44:07,540 --> 01:44:18,580 it wasn't the best stream it was just some fucking boxes putting putting boxes into a warehouse with a forklift 1608 01:44:18,580 --> 01:44:29,540 and a few videos but i i said last night i'd i do it again so i fucking will and i'm happy i fucking did it man 1609 01:44:29,540 --> 01:44:31,540 fucking happy i did it 1610 01:44:31,540 --> 01:44:36,740 you know what i mean it's one of these 1611 01:44:42,740 --> 01:44:49,460 yeah triple orifice penetration thank you very much 1612 01:44:51,940 --> 01:44:56,020 i hope you're all okay and good night god bless 1613 01:44:56,740 --> 01:45:05,940 get nice and god bless 1614 01:45:07,940 --> 01:45:11,220 safe home rest in pieces 1615 01:45:15,540 --> 01:45:21,380 veggenti mark i hummus og dave tuner sandwich mary o'daherty caram israel 1616 01:45:21,380 --> 01:45:30,100 darren murray pete mcguire noise of us derek mcdonald holly winter connor clear thanks for the tip i'll buy a pile to a bag 1617 01:45:30,100 --> 01:45:39,300 nedzer 1618 01:45:39,300 --> 01:45:43,700 i'm fucking off 1619 01:45:46,580 --> 01:45:47,620 i'll see you later on 1620 01:45:49,940 --> 01:45:51,940 Best you luck. 1621 01:45:51,940 --> 01:45:53,940 Gimmie. 1622 01:46:11,940 --> 01:46:15,940 See you later. Thanks very much. Best you luck. 1623 01:46:15,940 --> 01:46:17,940 See you later. Bye bye. Bye bye bye bye. 1624 01:46:17,940 --> 01:46:42,940 See you later man. Bye Pat. Look. This is for real now. Best luck. See you later. Thanks very much. Bye bye bye. 1625 01:46:42,940 --> 01:46:56,940 See you later, I'm serious 1626 01:46:56,940 --> 01:46:58,480 I'm fucking serious now 1627 01:46:58,480 --> 01:47:00,740 Bish luck, right? 1628 01:47:02,420 --> 01:47:04,020 Bye bye, see you later