1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 . 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 . 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Well... 4 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Well... 5 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:45,000 How are you Danny Winters? Peter Guinness? McDonough? Tommy Swords? Alan Horgan? Dexy Marrow? Matt Salinas? 6 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Any chance? Eamir Quinns after you? Stevie J? 7 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Jeeves Stennings? How are you Jeeves? Ask Jeeves is it? 8 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Yeah we're up early because it's a fucking Shenmuey morning man. Do you ever fucking play Shenmuey on a morning? 9 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:34,000 It's time to go to work man. I have a job. You're saying I'm up early. Listen man. It's fucking forklift time. I have a job like. I have to move boxes. I'm another day another fucking yen like. 10 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:41,000 I need to have a few yen in the fucking back pocket. For I head to Cheltenham. Do you know what I mean? 11 00:01:49,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Gooden morgan there fucking hobnails. Any scandal with yourself? Jimmy Barrett's after you. Arnold Lane is after you. You're Jeeven it real Steve. 12 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Shout out to Donal Kinney. David Buckley. And Dave Maher is it? 13 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I have no tips Niall. To be honest with you man. I'm fucking off the... I'm off the gambling. I'm off the horses. I'm off the GGs. Even Cheltenham week. I can't be fucked man. 14 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I don't get any satisfaction out of it. If I'm to be honest with you now it's... 15 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:47,000 That sounds like a cop out man. But I mean I lost... I've lost money man and it's... 16 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 On the horses. On the GGs. It's not nice. 17 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 And people pretend then they lie to themselves that it's all part of the fun. 18 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Ah it's just a bit of crack at the end of the day. Fucking... 19 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Spend a bit of money. Lose a bit of money you know. 20 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 No don't. Don't. 21 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Um... You know. Use... Use your money to fucking... 22 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Make you ha... Do what... What makes you happy. 23 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Well I suppose in a sense. If you're addicted to gambling. Then that's gonna make you happy. 24 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 So... Bottom line on that one folks. 25 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Gamble away boys. 26 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Gamble away. 27 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:32,000 We're at the Galway races there last year. And outside the fucking Galway races there was a... 28 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:37,000 An illegal set up. And it made... I don't know. Did anyone see this? Was anyone there? 29 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,000 There was lads with um... Their own roulette wheel. 30 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 And it had loads of different pictures on it. Like fucking... 31 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Harps and other kind of... Celtic symbols. 32 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 And um... I think they might have been travelling folk. I'm not sure. 33 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 But they were uh... They were just go... There was loads of lads throwing money on it. 34 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 I don't know how they kept track of all the money going. 35 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 And there was some fella behind the fucking wheel spinning it going. 36 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Gamble away boys. 37 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Gamble away. 38 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 And the guards were just walking by. They didn't give a shit. 39 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:26,240 *Fighting* 40 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,240 Yeeahhh. 41 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:33,240 *Fighting* 42 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:39,240 How you fuckin' Bennett man? Any scandal this weather? Huh? You're up early, huh? 43 00:04:39,240 --> 00:05:08,480 You must have got the head down early last night, did ya? Fuck it man. Why ya? You out the weekend? That's a nice little amount. How ya? Gareth? With the fuckin' Bitcoin, is it? Let me tell you something now about fuckin' Gareth. He's a madman for the Bitcoins. He's a fuckin' mad cunt for the Bitcoins. That Gareth cunt's a fuckin' madman for the Bitcoins. 44 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,980 What you be doing with the bitcoins Gareth? 45 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,780 Other than being kind enough to fucking donate them to me. 46 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:16,760 What shall I spend the bitcoins on? 47 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,160 Eh? 48 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:22,660 Can you fucking donate? 49 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,840 Can you spend the bitcoins down Cheltenham? 50 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,040 How many fucking bitcoins does it take to buy a horse? 51 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:33,520 Answer? 52 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:38,820 I don't know. 53 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:43,720 How much even is one fucking bitcoin, man? 54 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:51,760 How much even is one fucking bitcoin? 55 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,600 I was thinking there now, um... 56 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,060 All these cunts are going on about Brexit. 57 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,920 I said it last night and I've ruminated on that during the night now. 58 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:07,400 I think it's a big fucking ploy by the powers that be to make us worry about it. 59 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,640 That make us worried and scared. 60 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:09,300 Yeah. 61 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,900 You probably shouldn't just... 62 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:15,520 You shouldn't read the news and get into it as if... 63 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,680 The news is presented to you as if it's something that you should be caring about. 64 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:21,740 But if you switched off, you wouldn't fucking care in the world. 65 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:24,440 It's like all the politics and identity politics. 66 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,560 You know, uh... 67 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,460 You know, uh... 68 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:30,940 And all the stuff that's going on in fucking Europe and all this. 69 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:35,800 And the Americans are always going on about keeping the identity and all that sort of stuff. 70 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:41,860 But if you didn't know about any of that stuff, you'd just be happy in your own fucking little bubble, man. 71 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,120 Stick in your own little bubble. 72 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:48,400 I'd be spinning around the town 24-7 in a fucking Almira. 73 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:49,420 Greenstein. 74 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:50,160 Okay? 75 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,160 This is my car. 76 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,740 I don't care, man. 77 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,320 I don't care. 78 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,780 It's not a Lamborghini, but it fucking gets me from A to B. 79 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:02,700 It'll get me from Swinford to Bohol in like... 80 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:03,880 Seven minutes. 81 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,300 And that's doing a hundred. 82 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:07,060 That's conservative. 83 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:08,380 You know? 84 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:16,900 Steve Jennings is going far into Brexit and it's not nice. 85 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,180 He's afraid of the Ra. 86 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,300 Yeah, man. 87 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:19,700 That's... 88 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,800 They're turning us against the Ra, man. 89 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:22,340 Do you know what I mean? 90 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:31,120 James Ross, how are you? 91 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:33,100 Grid Rain. 92 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,280 Connor Hennessy. 93 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:35,980 Owen Bergen. 94 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:40,820 I identify Owen as... 95 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:43,540 A sneaky little fucking bad cut. 96 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:49,740 Let's get some Shenmue going. 97 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:53,820 Shenmue O'Toole is after you. 98 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,320 The Almira isn't Stolman. 99 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,740 It was a pure fucking... 100 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,740 Legit purchase. 101 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:01,980 It was legit fire. 102 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,920 World War III probably won't happen in our lifetime, Arnold. 103 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:11,920 But, I mean... 104 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,760 Maybe in the next gen. 105 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,620 Star Trek. 106 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,580 The next generation. 107 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:23,260 And, uh... 108 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,540 Don't let the cunts worry you. 109 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:25,140 Don't let... 110 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:26,400 Don't let them get to you, man. 111 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,220 The ones that go, 112 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:27,700 Yeah. 113 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,200 Just keep... 114 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,780 Keep watching football, stupid. 115 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,320 That's what they want you to do. 116 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:32,760 Yeah. 117 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,480 Watch Man U and Arsenal at the weekend. 118 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,140 Get all fucking... 119 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,620 Excited about that, man. 120 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:37,860 Yeah. 121 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,400 You fake cunt. 122 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:40,640 Like... 123 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,820 As if you're stupid because you want to do something that makes you happy. 124 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:44,320 Do you know what I mean? 125 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,760 Don't listen to those cunts, man. 126 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:49,800 You keep playing your video games, man. 127 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:51,300 What? 128 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:51,840 What am I... 129 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,000 Am I meant to be fucking... 130 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,760 Worried about everything the whole time? 131 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,400 Is that the crack? 132 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,080 Is that how life is meant to be? 133 00:08:58,140 --> 00:08:58,340 Is it? 134 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:02,860 Theresa May got snaked by the boys behind her. 135 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,060 According to Ali G in the chat. 136 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:19,920 The Shenmue is after you. 137 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,540 And I can't go home to bed. 138 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,680 I tried to go home to bed. 139 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:24,900 Yo, kid. 140 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,900 Used to driving the forklift? 141 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:27,560 Yeah. 142 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,420 Whatever you do, 143 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,480 don't go dropping the cargo. 144 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,260 How are you keeping everyone? 145 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:32,740 Connor Askins, Emma Casey, 146 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:33,400 Arnold Lane. 147 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:34,660 Your salary, you know. 148 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:35,420 Niall. 149 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,340 Ferox Intruder. 150 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,120 Michael Owen. 151 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,680 How many Cobra Viper t-shirts have you been through? 152 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:47,580 Probably about 25. 153 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,840 It's been about 10 years, man. 154 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:51,260 25. 155 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,400 You can buy them in Stephen's Green Shopping Center 156 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,480 or the Ilex Center. 157 00:09:57,620 --> 00:10:00,400 I'd say they make good money on those fucking things at Halloween. 158 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:01,520 Look at this lad. 159 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:07,140 Let's take a fucking minute to appreciate this lad's face. 160 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,940 I'm on patrol right now. 161 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,140 Can't you ask somebody else? 162 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:12,120 Sure. 163 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,080 Wow. 164 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,180 What's he going doing with that baton? 165 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,040 Are you on an all-nighter, Francis? 166 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,060 No, I'm fucking... 167 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:21,820 I've had 7 hours and 48 minutes sleep. 168 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,340 A cup of coffee, a cup of tea, a bowl of porridge. 169 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:31,940 You know? 170 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:36,300 I'm thinking maybe to try and get a little bit... 171 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,560 See, Shenmue has become a situation now 172 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,960 where you have to go to work and drive a forklift truck. 173 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,660 So I'm going to try and get some of that out of the way during the day 174 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:47,380 so that the nighttime Shenmue streams are fire, 175 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,200 legit fucking fire lighters. 176 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,060 I should go home. 177 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:54,560 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, 178 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:57,360 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings 179 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,220 into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 180 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,260 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did 181 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:04,120 while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 182 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:06,020 I do a few rolls on the ground 183 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,200 and a few reptilious repetitions 184 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,960 just to get the blood flowing. 185 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,340 Once those flames are licking high, 186 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,420 it's time to shtick your coal in it. 187 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,740 You can generate extra... 188 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:19,920 Legit fire lighters, dudes. 189 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,540 Legit fire lighters. 190 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,640 Gee, artworks. 191 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,760 I don't own the Cobra image. 192 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:29,880 I never did. 193 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,980 It was a shirt that I found. 194 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:33,980 And, uh... 195 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,420 I just... 196 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,580 I popularize it. 197 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:41,240 Let's say that. 198 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,500 I wonder who does own the fucking image. 199 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,120 Now I have to go home. 200 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,520 My planet needs me. 201 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,320 Check out Baton Dude. 202 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,620 Here's a new Baton guy. 203 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,140 He's older. 204 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:08,120 Excuse me. 205 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:09,380 Do you have a minute? 206 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:10,920 Sorry, but... 207 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,320 Can I get you to ask someone else? 208 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,280 Alright. 209 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,320 Douglas Kroll. 210 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:21,160 What do you think of the Michael Jackson stuff? 211 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,100 He's fucking dodgy man. 212 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:25,120 He's fucking dodgy man. 213 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,260 Pure dodge. 214 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,500 It was a hard fucking watch. 215 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:30,880 Four hours. 216 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:31,700 Did it need to be four? 217 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,700 I suppose it did, yeah. 218 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,040 In a way. 219 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,100 In a sense. 220 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,520 A lot of the people who were giving out about it are people who haven't seen it as well. 221 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:47,920 How do I get the fuck out of this gaff? 222 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,580 He was a glow stick twat. 223 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,100 Can you get Viper shirt on Redbubble? 224 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:00,080 What's Redbubble? 225 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,120 Is that a t-shirt making thing? 226 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,620 I know that you can... 227 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,620 You can fucking... 228 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:10,480 You can find the image online and print it yourself. 229 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,620 But it won't be as good as the one that they're doing out in... 230 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,140 Stephen's Green because they have a class press. 231 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,620 And they have a great... 232 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,100 Vibrant orange. 233 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,020 I have it here. 234 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:23,480 Let me see. 235 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,040 Let me try and dig this fucking yoke out for you. 236 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:32,180 Bear with me. 237 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,520 Bear with me. 238 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,700 Bedward, bear with me now. 239 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,300 Hold on tight. 240 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,560 Hold on to your hats. 241 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,380 Shit's about to get legit fire. 242 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,260 Shit's after getting legit fire. 243 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,980 Can we call the fire ambulance please? 244 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,960 Has anybody got the number for the fire station? 245 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,660 Shit's after going legit fire. 246 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:08,960 And I'm gonna... 247 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,760 There's something else I'm gonna hit you with now. 248 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:12,700 It's gonna blow your fucking minds. 249 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,080 This could well be the... 250 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,440 The new way of doing stuff. 251 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,480 Fucking... 252 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,280 It was legit fire, hey! 253 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,020 There was a load of legit fire cunts, man. 254 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:53,180 I have to go home to bed. 255 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:57,180 I don't know why you'd have to go home to bed in a fucking game, like... 256 00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:03,380 There's not much you can... 257 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,740 There's not much you can do, like, in Shenmue. 258 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,060 You have to go home to bed. 259 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:11,820 Tell you something, man. 260 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,400 I'm fuck... 261 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,780 I'm fucking snake... 262 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,240 I'm snakeed out of it, man. 263 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,180 I'm snakeed out of it, man. 264 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,260 I took too many fucking snakes last night. 265 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,020 Tell you... 266 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,180 I took a rake of snakes last night. 267 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,020 I'm fucking gulaxed. 268 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:30,400 Pure gulaxed, man. 269 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,140 Any crack with you? 270 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,840 Any crack, man? 271 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,480 One second now. 272 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,480 Tell you... 273 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:56,020 Tell you, man. 274 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:56,840 I'm fucking... 275 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,800 Snakeed out of it, hey. 276 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,200 Hey, brain-slug. 277 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:08,840 Thanks... 278 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,700 Thanks very much, brain-slug. 279 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,920 Drive that forklift to Carlo fast. 280 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,520 And don't fucking shtap once. 281 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,540 Drive that fucking snake. 282 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,840 Drive that forklift to Carlo fast. 283 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,620 And don't shtap once. 284 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:28,980 I'm... 285 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:32,900 I'm going changing the name to Patreon Higgins next Tuesday. 286 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:36,800 Hey. 287 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,520 Whatever about... 288 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,820 Whatever about Brexit. 289 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,800 What about fucking Legsit? 290 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:43,800 Over here, look. 291 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,360 Check out the fucking Legsit, man. 292 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,500 There's a bit of fucking Legsit going on there, hey. 293 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,140 Forget about Brexit, hey. 294 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,860 Check out fucking Legsit getting onto bus... 295 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:56,760 Stand clear. 296 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,820 Sexy Legs operating. 297 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,680 Who's she? 298 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,200 Who's this fucking... 299 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:03,200 Coolaboola? 300 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,860 She's well wrapped up. 301 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,200 She's probably going to fucking... 302 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:09,200 Um... 303 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,280 Nag... 304 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:10,900 Nagano. 305 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,420 Where the Olympics were. 306 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,260 Winter jams. 307 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,380 Thanks for the tip. 308 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,980 I'll buy a pint with that. 309 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,300 Steve Jennings. 310 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:28,960 How are you? 311 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,540 Thanks very much for that, Steve Jennings. 312 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:37,020 Welcome to the Thunderdome. 313 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:40,980 I have transformed into an absolute unit of a snake. 314 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,900 I took a few Patreons last night. 315 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,680 After the Cheltenham. 316 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,040 I haven't been right since. 317 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,960 Steve Jennings. 318 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,540 I hope you're well, man. 319 00:17:54,540 --> 00:18:01,040 You asked me, are there any future projects going on? 320 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,160 Well, Steve. 321 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,920 I want to tell you something. 322 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:05,580 There's going to be... 323 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,680 I'm going to make a video now this week. 324 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,960 And I'll put it up next. 325 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 After the weekend. 326 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,760 Because, um... 327 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,320 As much as I like the streaming, 328 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,560 I know that everyone wants to see a proper fucking video. 329 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:21,980 Or, uh... 330 00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:23,060 Not everyone wants to see... 331 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,520 Sorry, that sounds a bit egotistical. 332 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,640 But... 333 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,820 I'm only known for the fucking videos. 334 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,720 And Hardy books. 335 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:29,480 So, I mean... 336 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,540 There's no point in doing this fucking streaming. 337 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,800 And turning into an absolute fucking unit of a snake. 338 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,480 All the time. 339 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,060 What I need to do is... 340 00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:41,860 To create... 341 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,520 Shit hot fire... 342 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,280 Legit fire content. 343 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,000 Legit fire content. 344 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,040 That's what I'm about. 345 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,360 And I know that's what you're about, too. 346 00:18:53,360 --> 00:19:06,080 Shenmuey O'Too. 347 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,160 Brabzilla just wants VARDS. 348 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,500 I know you want VARDS, man. 349 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:15,820 But, I mean... 350 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,300 Let's just say this. 351 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,660 This whole stream game, for me... 352 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,720 Is in beta mode at the moment. 353 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:25,160 Uh... 354 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:25,440 Or... 355 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,020 This is the alpha release. 356 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,780 So, only the... 357 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,000 Only legitimate fans... 358 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:31,420 Can... 359 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,220 Can get to the alpha release. 360 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,160 Normies... 361 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,560 Can't see... 362 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:37,940 VARDS. 363 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,340 I'm not putting up VARDS for fucking normies, man. 364 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,400 I'm only after the... 365 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,500 The legit firelighter fans, you know? 366 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,960 Christmas Day! 367 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,480 Fucking hell. 368 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:55,620 I need to... 369 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,680 Sorry, I need to come back to normal for a sec. 370 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,400 Stephen. 371 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:15,500 Stephen. 372 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,720 We got to see you in Diggs for Pennies. 373 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:18,980 Yeah. 374 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:19,560 Fair enough. 375 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:19,740 Yeah. 376 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:19,960 Yeah. 377 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:20,120 Yeah. 378 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:20,180 Yeah. 379 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,560 What does Arnold... 380 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,440 Arnold Lane... 381 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,220 Arnold Lane says agree, Stephen. 382 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:25,620 Oh, yeah. 383 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,360 The game's shite, but the stream's sound. 384 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:27,560 Yeah. 385 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,560 Well, look it. 386 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,460 Look it. 387 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,240 Not much I can do about the game, then. 388 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,680 Fucking 20 years old. 389 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,320 All I can do is just fucking play the fucker. 390 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,380 But I'm glad... 391 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:44,880 Thanks for... 392 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,120 Thanks for coming out to fucking support the stream. 393 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:47,820 Do you know what I mean? 394 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,800 For the fucking week that's in it. 395 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:55,820 Yeah. 396 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,120 Christopher Hazuki says... 397 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,860 Any chance of uploading the final 9-4 video for the week that's in it? 398 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,800 That's a good idea, man. 399 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,440 It's a fucking good idea. 400 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:12,860 Maybe I should work on that today. 401 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,520 Maybe I should work on that today. 402 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,800 Thanks very much for that. 403 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,260 I have too much... 404 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:21,700 I have a few things to be doing now, Justice. 405 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:24,960 Because there's another video in the pipeline, so to speak. 406 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,320 And, you know, we can fucking... 407 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:28,700 Yeah. 408 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,400 We'll try and get there in the end. 409 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:32,460 Brainslug. 410 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,400 Thanks very much for that. 411 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,320 Is it a pay-per-view job on the VODs? 412 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,560 There are no VODs, brain. 413 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,600 There are no fucking VODs, man. 414 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,560 It's just a Dawn milk truck with your name on it. 415 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,160 Dawn Lenehan. 416 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:54,080 Christmas Day, guys. 417 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:57,920 Day gas. 418 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,440 Day gas. 419 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:15,420 I wonder, do they have Christmas trees and gifts and presents down in... 420 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,800 Japanese. 421 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,040 Fuck off. 422 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,800 He doesn't go to work on Christmas Day, does he? 423 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,160 Hey. 424 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,760 Adam Daly, how are you? 425 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,440 Thanks for watching. 426 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,880 The stream won't be up, man. 427 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:32,180 They're all being... 428 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:32,700 Saved. 429 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,560 But for what reason? 430 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:33,960 I don't know. 431 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,460 Maybe I should get an editor. 432 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:36,480 Good morning, everyone. 433 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:37,800 Good morning. 434 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,220 Time for a daily warm-up race. 435 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,640 You all do your best now. 436 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:44,320 Yeah. 437 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,300 Like all... 438 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,900 Merry Christmas, James Barrett. 439 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,960 Everybody ready? 440 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:50,700 Yeah. 441 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,060 I can't, James. 442 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,080 Almost time to go. 443 00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:01,160 And if you were a legit firelighter, OG, stream watcher, you'd know that. 444 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:03,800 Welcome... 445 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,800 Welcome to the galaxy. 446 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,380 Welcome to the Japanese galaxy. 447 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,900 The Jepalic scene. 448 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:11,800 I don't want to get Jepalogical with you. 449 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,120 But the situation is thus. 450 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,140 I have to go to work to earn enough yen to find out the people... 451 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:18,840 Find out... 452 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,560 Where the fucking lad who killed the old lad is. 453 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:25,240 Apparently he's in Hong Kong doing fucking chores down there. 454 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,460 Wearing pajamas. 455 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,680 The old schly dog in the grass. 456 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,060 Fuck this. 457 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:34,180 I fucked it up already. 458 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,100 There's not a chance of me fucking winning this race now. 459 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,140 Driving for a cliff. 460 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:49,420 Making bank. 461 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,420 Driving that forklift. 462 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,480 Making some bank down the harbor. 463 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,720 On Christmas day. 464 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,980 The Japanese people go to work on December 25th. 465 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,240 It's fucking dodgy. 466 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:05,880 It's fucking dodgy. 467 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,960 Loving that MIDI guitar in the background, baby. 468 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:14,580 Yeah. 469 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:18,940 Taking my time. 470 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:18,940 Taking my time. 471 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:22,940 Going around the corners like a bat out of hell. 472 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:27,000 Driving this bitch into next Tuesday week. 473 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,360 The forklift was made by Hitachi. 474 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,020 Hitachi. 475 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:32,660 Hitachi. 476 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,220 A Japanese technological company. 477 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,220 Hitachi. 478 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,780 They make diggers and shit. 479 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,700 And fucking forklifts too. 480 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:47,960 Japanese people made the best of what they had after World War II. 481 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,520 Lots of technology and stuff went on there. 482 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,520 They made the best cars for us. 483 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,520 Toyota. 484 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,520 And Nissan. 485 00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,520 Hyundai. 486 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,080 Hyundai. 487 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,520 Hyundai. 488 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,980 And Lexus. 489 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:12,080 I used to drive a forklift when I worked at Landis. 490 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,320 I was only 15 years old. 491 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,780 Didn't have a license for that shit. 492 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,740 But a blind eye was turned. 493 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,580 By the management. 494 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,440 Because it saved them a buck or two. 495 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,640 These days you wouldn't get away with that shit. 496 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,220 Or maybe you would down the west of Ireland. 497 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:36,620 Where there's no rules. 498 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,020 Or laws. 499 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,420 Yet everybody seems to be better. 500 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,100 At acting. 501 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,300 Nice to everyone. 502 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:46,900 Compared to. 503 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,700 The cosmopolitan trappings of the city. 504 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,760 Where everything's trendy and cool. 505 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,140 Yet you have to put up with the imminent. 506 00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:57,580 Danger. 507 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,840 Of getting your head smashed in. 508 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,800 Fucking won it. 509 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,260 Here we go boys. 510 00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:06,500 Pretty damn good for a rookie. 511 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,740 This is my third time baby. 512 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:09,980 First place prize. 513 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,160 Thanks. 514 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,060 Jussie Mattson. 515 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,700 Hyundai is Korean is right. 516 00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:21,360 Sorry man. 517 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,100 I'm ready. 518 00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:28,500 Take this cargo to warehouse number 18. 519 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:29,840 Here's the route map. 520 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,680 Yeah baby. 521 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,800 This quote is written on the map. 522 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,040 Let's go to work you. 523 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:33,280 Okay. 524 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,020 Get to it then. 525 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,340 Let's go to work hey. 526 00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:35,840 Yeah. 527 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,360 Hobnails. 528 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,240 You old fucking snake in the grass. 529 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,720 I love you. 530 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,680 I hope you're keeping well on this cold. 531 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,240 Grey. 532 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,240 December the 25th. 533 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,560 In Japan in 1986. 534 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:56,360 D. 535 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,680 Upload boom time to SoundCloud. 536 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,300 I keep saying I will but I fucking I don't like it. 537 00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:11,940 I like I like having all the media here on these streams. 538 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,900 I don't like having the media out because I'm really perfectionist. 539 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,460 Perfectionism which is a killer. 540 00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:21,320 You shouldn't you probably shouldn't be perfectionist about shit. 541 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,720 I'll buy a pint with that. 542 00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:24,060 Stevie B will tell you that. 543 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,400 And he's asking for the boom time. 544 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,060 Drop the mixtape with boom time and pack Cox MEP. 545 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:29,600 Keep well. 546 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,440 They're asking me to do a DJ set. 547 00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:35,580 Someone was asking me to do a DJ set. 548 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:39,040 I think I might just do it either live. 549 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,240 On stream or actual real life. 550 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:43,540 In fucking. 551 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,340 Some shit nightclub or something. 552 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,060 In Galway. 553 00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:50,340 Go here. 554 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,260 Take that box to warehouse 18. 555 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:52,520 Right. 556 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,360 You want to take that box now and stick it in 18. 557 00:27:55,580 --> 00:27:55,980 Fast. 558 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:57,800 They're waiting on you. 559 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,300 Where the fuck is 18? 560 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:10,320 Number 18. 561 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,040 Down here. 562 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:11,360 Nice. 563 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:30,500 It's great doing a bit of fucking work isn't it? 564 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,640 It's great to do a bit. 565 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,460 It's great to do a little bit of work. 566 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,240 You know. 567 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,420 It's not easy fucking getting up on Christmas Day and doing the old boxes. 568 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,620 Doing a few boxes. 569 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,680 I'm lost. 570 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:53,440 Pure fucking last man. 571 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,360 Steven B. 572 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,620 Thanks very much for that tip. 573 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,120 That's nice. 574 00:28:58,060 --> 00:28:58,380 Yeah. 575 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:01,720 Viper. 576 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:01,720 Viper. 577 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:01,720 Viper. 578 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:01,720 Viper. 579 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,300 You'd make up for a failed Brexit. 580 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,480 San Terese Mogg says. 581 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:05,880 If you uploaded these streams. 582 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,400 I don't know. 583 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,120 Because like. 584 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,760 You're a prime time supporter. 585 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,140 Jacob. 586 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,780 You've been here since day dot. 587 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,240 And you're always here when the streams are happening. 588 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,620 So I don't know why you'd want them. 589 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,740 Offline like you know. 590 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,740 And people are saying. 591 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,160 Oh you'll get more viewers. 592 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,580 And all that sort of stuff. 593 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:27,600 See. 594 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,320 I'm not into playing the game of getting more viewers. 595 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,960 I'm only wanting to play the game. 596 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,140 Of driving a Hitachi forklift truck. 597 00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:37,460 Because the Japanese did well for themselves. 598 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,980 After being fucking. 599 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,460 Exliterated in World War 2. 600 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,180 They got back on their feet. 601 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,300 They pulled their socks up. 602 00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,080 And they fucking did a. 603 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,440 A fine bit of work. 604 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:48,300 And managed to get things together. 605 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,100 And now they. 606 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:51,680 Now we're using all their stuff. 607 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:52,440 They're. 608 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:52,980 They. 609 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:54,140 They rule the world. 610 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:57,140 It's a Japanese world. 611 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,300 And you're just living in it man. 612 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,580 Sony PlayStation. 613 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:01,940 Do you know what I mean? 614 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:14,440 Brexit will be fine. 615 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,820 I had a bet on no deal. 616 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,600 At 8 to 1. 617 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,380 Did you really? 618 00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:20,260 Is that a lie? 619 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,040 Stephen B. 620 00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,480 Says the people want the streams. 621 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:27,960 I don't know about that Stephen. 622 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:35,400 Are you more right or left leaning? 623 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,320 I don't fucking know man. 624 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,500 I can't really. 625 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:41,620 Pigeon hole. 626 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,080 My. 627 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:42,920 Views. 628 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,420 On life. 629 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:45,840 Politics. 630 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,000 And the world. 631 00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:49,280 I have to take everything. 632 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,540 In context. 633 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:51,040 And look at. 634 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,260 Look at it for what it is. 635 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:52,500 You know. 636 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,940 All I know is. 637 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:57,300 Fucking. 638 00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,500 Spinning. 639 00:30:59,280 --> 00:30:59,660 Piting. 640 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,420 And drifting. 641 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,900 And Hitachi. 642 00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:06,280 I've got a fucking. 643 00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,060 Hitachi forklift. 644 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,020 On done deal. 645 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,120 I'm gonna. 646 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:12,260 Just drift around the town in that. 647 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,860 The dangerous thing about driving the forklift. 648 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:19,700 As a 15 year old with no license. 649 00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:20,600 Was the fact that. 650 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:21,800 You know. 651 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,420 You've. 652 00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:22,720 You've two. 653 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:23,640 Big fucking. 654 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:25,600 Dirty forks at the front. 655 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,340 You could end up fucking. 656 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:28,440 Killing. 657 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,360 That'd go through steel. 658 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,800 Like it'd go through a fucking car. 659 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,460 I think back to some of the near misses I had. 660 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,440 And I fucking get the shivers down the spine like. 661 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,860 What can you do? 662 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,240 I didn't. 663 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,420 Thankfully nothing. 664 00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:44,640 Nothing ever went wrong. 665 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,040 I drove. 666 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,040 I drove. 667 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,380 I drive a forklift in work and reversed it into the shutter door this morning. 668 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:00,600 There was some of that. 669 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,400 There was a bit of that. 670 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,320 But there was no puncturing with the fucking forks. 671 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:04,700 Aaron. 672 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,420 Thank God. 673 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,700 Eye in the sky. 674 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,140 I'm supposed to be doing my dissertation. 675 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:14,400 But there's something satisfying with watching Viper play fucking forklifts. 676 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,160 Play with forklifts and boxes. 677 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:18,780 The dissertation. 678 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:21,980 Which requires a lot of dedication. 679 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,600 A lot of work. 680 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,760 A lot of concentration. 681 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:27,840 It's hard. 682 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,520 Not that I've ever done one. 683 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:31,960 Or did I? 684 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:39,060 If I did it wasn't important. 685 00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:40,840 And it was probably only about five. 686 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,660 Three thousand words or some shit. 687 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:48,920 Yeah. 688 00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:50,200 It's only Francis at the moment. 689 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:50,540 And I'll. 690 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:54,580 Viper. 691 00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:58,700 I think I have bipolar situation going on man. 692 00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,600 Viper is. 693 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,780 An alter ego. 694 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,080 Francis Higgins is more of a kind of fucking. 695 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,100 I don't know. 696 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:09,340 He's got. 697 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:09,680 He's got. 698 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,280 He's got his shit together as Francis. 699 00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:13,580 I've got my shit together. 700 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,540 But when I fucking. 701 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,100 Go. 702 00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:16,540 When I go fucking Lula. 703 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,360 I feel like I've got the fucking confidence. 704 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,440 Of a million. 705 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,580 The neck of yous. 706 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,500 I've got it. 707 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,700 I've got the confidence of a million fucking. 708 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,500 twink prank phone calls. 709 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,660 Vipolar yeah. 710 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:42,860 Is right. 711 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:44,620 Film watch list. 712 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,160 These cunts just walking around. 713 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,200 Gotta put them in the warehouse. 714 00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:49,960 Yeah I know man. 715 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,520 You need to fucking. 716 00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:52,580 How'd you get past these boys? 717 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,660 They're taking the piss. 718 00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:54,540 And there's a cat. 719 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:55,900 Little fucking cat. 720 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,420 And this guy's. 721 00:33:58,420 --> 00:33:59,240 Huckle buck baby. 722 00:33:59,380 --> 00:33:59,540 Is he? 723 00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:00,460 Or whatchamacallit. 724 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:03,220 What you call rockabilly? 725 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:24,220 Milo says I finished my cornflakes and I'm away to feed booze to the bums of Brighton. Do the pubs early in open? 726 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:25,220 Lunchtime eh? 727 00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:29,220 Do the pubs early in Brighton open? Do the pubs open in Brighton early? 728 00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:35,220 I heard they were fucking 24 hour over in in Tenland. 729 00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:40,220 Yeah. 730 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:43,220 Jacob Rees, Mog MP. Thank you very much. 731 00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:48,220 You say the people have spoken. You have a clear mandate to smack them in into the cyberspace. 732 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:53,220 Hey look. 733 00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:55,220 I have a picture of you too. 734 00:34:55,220 --> 00:35:01,220 Nozomi has come all the way out to the fucking harbor because she fancies me. 735 00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:03,220 I'm gonna imagine I'm real. 736 00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:10,220 And she brought a photographer with her. What's that about? We can only imagine. 737 00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:12,220 No, that's okay. 738 00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:16,220 Don't be shy. Stand there. Here we go. 739 00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:19,220 Both of you get in closer. Smile. 740 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:26,220 That's it. Here goes. 741 00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:28,220 Look at his face. 742 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,220 Which do you want? 743 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:32,220 Would it kill him to smile? 744 00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,220 Yo. 745 00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,220 What one should we choose? 746 00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:46,220 Maybe the one on the right. 747 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,220 Cause he looks more powerful even though he looks meaner. 748 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:50,220 Mainer and... 749 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,220 She gets the one where they're not close. 750 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,220 Alright. 751 00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:12,220 Yeah. 752 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,220 Bridge look. 753 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:18,220 I can't do that. 754 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:22,220 I could do that, but it would take a while to do a director's cut. 755 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,220 Of the Hardy Bucks movie. 756 00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:46,220 I don't know. 757 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,220 I don't know. 758 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:50,220 Nozomi. 759 00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:51,440 Nozomi. 760 00:36:51,440 --> 00:37:21,420 Nozomi. 761 00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:35,160 are a shame. Okay. I used to work in a tweed mill and day one they gave me a 50 foot long 762 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:43,200 machine consisting of 30 big rollers all capable of mincing a human at a second's notice. Ten 763 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:49,140 minute run through and away I went. Does anyone else have any amazing tales of 764 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:58,500 health and safety debacles on day one of workplace of learning a learning a 765 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:13,020 machine or operating a a dangerous machine? If so I want to hear it. Tom hi Rio I've got 766 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:18,900 something to ask you do you know where the mad angels hang out? I don't know. Rio I 767 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:28,260 heard a rumor that you are going after the mad angels. I've got my reasons. Trust me. No man do not go and get 768 00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:37,620 mixed up with them. If you know anything about them please Tom you've got to tell me. Sorry but I don't know man. Really? 769 00:38:40,260 --> 00:39:10,240 I don't know. 770 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:40,220 I don't know. 771 00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:41,340 About the Mad Angels? 772 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:42,660 Sorry. 773 00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:46,060 All I know is that they are some bad mofos, man. 774 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,280 I see. 775 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:49,900 Right. 776 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,560 Insensitive, possibly. 777 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:57,600 Racist, no. 778 00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:09,260 I hope that Tom is in the second game because I want to play the second game and if he's not in it, it'd be a bit of a letdown. 779 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:10,980 Yo, bro! 780 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,040 I could take or leave this cunt with the emphasis heavy on leave. 781 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,320 Have you seen any of the Mad Angels around? 782 00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:20,920 Whoa, bro! 783 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,740 Like I said, don't say that name out loud! 784 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,320 You know, right? 785 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:27,400 Tell me. 786 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:28,680 Ah, bro! 787 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,960 Well, I ain't got no choice, I guess. 788 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,640 Motorcycles, they ride around the harbor at night. 789 00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,060 Yeah. 790 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:37,940 At night, huh? 791 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,640 We know this. 792 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,040 We know this to be true, yeah. 793 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,980 Where's Ken Black's sandwich? 794 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,600 What's Ken Black's? 795 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:57,680 A few years ago, when I was 18, they had me on the forklift first day reversing and bumped the forest into a load of bikes. 796 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,840 I didn't get on the forklift the first day, I wasn't that lucky, but I had to fucking weasel my way into the situation, you know? 797 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,820 I was trained by a lad who was younger than me. 798 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:16,280 And he was a farmer, so he had experience driving tractors since he was like fucking 10 or something. 799 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,520 And, uh... 800 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,640 He was a funny fucker, man. 801 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:25,920 He was saying he was going to get a body kit for the forklift. 802 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:33,760 Which, at the time, I thought was hilarious. 803 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,220 Ken Black's is a massive toy shop, is it? 804 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,840 Let's have a look in here. 805 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,800 Hey, stop! 806 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,980 This area is prohibited without authorization. 807 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,620 Hey, get out of here! 808 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:10,060 Maybe I'll get into a scrap with these Mad Angel books down here. 809 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,840 Ken Black's is Smith's. 810 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:34,080 Time to go back to work now. 811 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:46,180 Aaron Cooney. 812 00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:47,780 Have you been chatting with Gordon Elliot about the boys? 813 00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:48,720 It's already this late. 814 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,200 I haven't. 815 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,860 I don't keep in contact with Gordon. 816 00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:52,860 In fact, we never talked after that meeting. 817 00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:53,460 Warehouse number 18. 818 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:54,340 Okay. 819 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,040 Would you believe it? 820 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,700 He wasn't interested in keeping in touch. 821 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:16,020 Just doing my job. 822 00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:17,780 Working nine to five. 823 00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:19,460 Waterways make living. 824 00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:19,460 Okay. 825 00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:19,560 Okay. 826 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:34,500 Can you do an Irish accent, Arnaldine? 827 00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:35,180 I'll try, yeah. 828 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:38,160 Top of the morning to you. 829 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,120 To be sure, to be sure. 830 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,740 How about that? 831 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,940 Do you reckon that'd work? 832 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,000 Okay. 833 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,980 Or was it a load of old shite? 834 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,420 You'd want to lower the load, yeah. 835 00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:11,400 It was dangerous, but as I said, no one's trained me. 836 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,580 I got trained the last day off your man, but he fucking said... 837 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:17,800 He got thick and just fucking left me with it. 838 00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:19,620 He goes, you'll just have to learn on the job. 839 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,460 Four out of ten. 840 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,660 Hey, I'll take that. 841 00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:53,440 It's not easy being greasy. 842 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:53,520 Okay. 843 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:53,520 It's not easy being greasy. 844 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,280 You might lure the load. 845 00:44:59,280 --> 00:44:59,280 You might lure the load. 846 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,340 I can't lure the load. 847 00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:03,520 You have to drive with the fucking thing up like this. 848 00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:05,500 All the rest of the boys are doing so. 849 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:09,960 The rear... 850 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,300 Rear wheel fucking drive... 851 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:14,800 Or rear wheel turn steering is... 852 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,220 You have to get your head around that. 853 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,500 Like, you know, that's a tough one to get your head around it first. 854 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:29,520 What's the worst job you had? 855 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,720 Hmm... 856 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:37,220 Probably moving bits of fucking metal up and down a production line on... 857 00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,100 In McHale's. 858 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,140 I say it was... 859 00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:46,860 It wasn't the worst. 860 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,420 It was probably the most boring. 861 00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:50,100 Like, the time didn't go by. 862 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:53,040 You had to listen to podcasts and shit for the time to go by. 863 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,080 Good morning, young Myers. 864 00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:03,380 How are ya? 865 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,560 What console are you playing this on? 866 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,400 I'm playing it on PC. 867 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,100 Shenmue was released for the PC... 868 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,220 Last year, I think. 869 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,580 I'd never played it before, so I thought I'd give it a lash. 870 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,420 I'm flying it. 871 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,320 Impy, I'm fucking flying it, man. 872 00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:26,140 This is the way forward. 873 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:26,420 No. 874 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,140 I've got the full license and everything. 875 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:43,120 Did anybody win money yesterday on the fucking GGs? 876 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,920 Run over a few boys with a cracky cat. 877 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,760 They all dodge out the way, man. 878 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:59,560 I don't know if that'll work either. 879 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,140 Because he just stops the... 880 00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:04,700 It seems to stop in front of the people. 881 00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:08,300 You can't run them over. 882 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,180 You can't lower a box onto their head. 883 00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:14,940 They've basically got the health and safety tied up. 884 00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:17,120 They coded the health and safety into the game. 885 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,040 It's hard-coded. 886 00:47:18,740 --> 00:47:20,660 I think that's the way we're going... 887 00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:23,120 Wow, look at that jogger ran into the fucking thing. 888 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,700 With the... 889 00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:29,940 The self-driving cars that we're all going to be in in a few years' time. 890 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,460 It's like... 891 00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:35,160 Health and safety is going to be hard-coded into life. 892 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,360 But I wonder will they... 893 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,880 Are they going to outlaw... 894 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,460 Is this going to outlaw... 895 00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:42,720 Traditional cars? 896 00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:44,680 Like, you're not going to... 897 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,680 Sooner or later, you're not going to be allowed to drive your own car. 898 00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:50,940 Because it's going to be an antiquated method of transportation. 899 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,940 Like, there's too much risk of human error... 900 00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:56,100 To let that happen anymore. 901 00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:02,120 In which case, that's an encroachment on freedom. 902 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,240 Which I don't think I'd be happy with. 903 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,840 Because there's nothing better than getting behind the wheel of the Almera. 904 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:08,820 Fucking letting rip, man. 905 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,980 And overtaking as well. 906 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,060 On a shitty, windy old road in the West. 907 00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:16,700 When someone's doing fucking... 908 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:17,980 80 all day. 909 00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:20,780 And you need to get to Castle Bar fast. 910 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,360 Because time is money. 911 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,500 And you live in Mayo. 912 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,700 And you're Gordon Gekko, man. 913 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,700 And you need to get to fucking... 914 00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:28,860 Lidl. 915 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,300 Fast. 916 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,780 Because that's life. 917 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:32,940 Okay? 918 00:48:33,940 --> 00:48:35,220 Lunch is for wimps. 919 00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:45,360 Slutty McSlutface says... 920 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,360 No fucking car will drive me. 921 00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:54,160 There'll be a black market of petrol cars. 922 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,780 They'll be very easy to track. 923 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,300 The cops will be... 924 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,940 The cops will be able to find you very easy. 925 00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:02,300 Like... 926 00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:04,320 Maybe they won't be able to get you though. 927 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:05,740 That's another thing. 928 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,200 Will the cops be allowed to drive? 929 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:08,900 And you won't be allowed to drive. 930 00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:10,720 Because the cops will need the... 931 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,720 The mobility... 932 00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:16,220 That you can only get from a fucking normal car. 933 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:16,620 Like... 934 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:17,920 Self-driving car. 935 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,100 You're not going to be able to... 936 00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:19,920 Catch a baddie. 937 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:20,480 Or a cop. 938 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,140 Or a robber. 939 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,240 In a self-driving fucking car. 940 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,060 Or... 941 00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:28,340 The robber isn't going to be able to get away from the bank. 942 00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:30,580 In a self-driving car as fast. 943 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:30,900 Like... 944 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:31,060 You know. 945 00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:34,120 A lot of questions to be asked. 946 00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:34,720 A lot... 947 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,580 There's still a lot of questions about... 948 00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:37,560 This whole... 949 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,720 Way in which we're going. 950 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,020 You know. 951 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,640 Stick with steel every time. 952 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:54,320 Thanks for the tip. 953 00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:55,920 I'll buy a high in the bag. 954 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,620 Your career is fucked, Schkepp. 955 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,700 And which I have to say, Jonathan. 956 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,880 What career? 957 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,000 Do you know what I mean? 958 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,640 This is life. 959 00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:05,520 Kid. 960 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,420 This is life. 961 00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:16,540 Also... 962 00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:17,420 You can only... 963 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:18,940 You can only come back. 964 00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:20,560 You have to go away to come back. 965 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,880 That's the way I looked at it. 966 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:28,140 Maybe by the time self-driving cars have hit the scene. 967 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,240 Something might be going on then. 968 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,020 I wonder will I ever drive a fucking Tesla out of town. 969 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:39,960 Imagine a Tesla driving me around the town. 970 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:41,720 I wouldn't need anyone to fucking drive me. 971 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,280 I wouldn't have to drive the Almir anymore. 972 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,620 Be able to just roll the fucking window down. 973 00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:49,880 And go... 974 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,420 Any fucking scandal, lads? 975 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,840 Have you seen this Tesla? 976 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,720 Elon Musk job. 977 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,900 I'm going to be going around doing laps in the Tesla all day. 978 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:03,700 I'm going to stop for an hour around 3 o'clock to charge it back up. 979 00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:06,640 That'll get me another few hours fucking drive. 980 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,760 My career as a forklift driver is actually on the up. 981 00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:22,240 You gotta look at it like that, man, you know? 982 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,440 Might have been sacked. 983 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,220 From fucking... 984 00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:28,340 All my other jobs. 985 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,840 Putin might have fucking put the fucking bullet in that. 986 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,000 But I mean... 987 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,920 As far as driving a virtual forklift goes... 988 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,220 I'm in the market, you know? 989 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:38,600 And that's... 990 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,440 Someone said yesterday, that's the way life's going to be in about 50 years' time. 991 00:51:42,940 --> 00:51:44,640 We're all going to be doing virtual tasks. 992 00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:47,700 I can say, look, I've got a fucking... 993 00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:49,300 They'll go, watch your CV. 994 00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:52,920 And I'll just whip out the fucking archive of streams. 995 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,560 And they'll be like, whoa, you... 996 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,920 You really fucking came first in that race. 997 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,080 That forklift truck race. 998 00:51:59,260 --> 00:51:59,780 I was like, yeah. 999 00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:02,200 Yes, I did. 1000 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,340 And you managed to move... 1001 00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:06,680 10 crates a day. 1002 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:10,440 From warehouse number 3 to warehouse number 18. 1003 00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:12,960 Yes, I fucking did. 1004 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:16,360 And I found the person who killed my father. 1005 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:18,040 You know what I mean? 1006 00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:26,360 Scottish King says, ha ha ha. 1007 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,040 All you watching this are losers. 1008 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,860 The irony being, he himself is watching it. 1009 00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:34,780 And then not only is he watching it, 1010 00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:38,200 but he's going through the effort of fucking writing messages. 1011 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:42,640 Best of luck. 1012 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,600 We'll see you someday on the mainframe. 1013 00:52:45,600 --> 00:53:05,260 Good morning, Roshin. 1014 00:53:06,740 --> 00:53:08,080 I want to fight your father. 1015 00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:14,400 I believe in you, but do you believe in yourself? 1016 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,320 I don't know. 1017 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:15,760 Belief is... 1018 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,540 It's a hard fucking concept to get your head around. 1019 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,720 I think we all believe in ourselves to begin with. 1020 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,360 But then things happen. 1021 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,900 Changes happen in life. 1022 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:27,980 You might get shook. 1023 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,920 Your beliefs might get shook. 1024 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:30,760 You might crumble. 1025 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,160 Some shit might happen. 1026 00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:33,520 That'll fuck you up. 1027 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,420 You might suffer trauma. 1028 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,580 Or some shit. 1029 00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:36,580 Or some shit. 1030 00:53:37,140 --> 00:53:37,580 And then... 1031 00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:38,580 And then... 1032 00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:40,640 It can be tough. 1033 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:41,580 When the chips are down... 1034 00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:43,660 It can be fucking tough. 1035 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,520 But the... 1036 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,760 I think what needs to be done... 1037 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:50,520 Is... 1038 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,080 Perseverance through the hardest of times. 1039 00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:55,680 Hope against hope. 1040 00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,660 There is always something at the other side. 1041 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,280 I'm a big believer in that. 1042 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,640 Not only when we die, but in life. 1043 00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:04,960 Before the death happens. 1044 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,340 You have to go through fucking hell to get to heaven, lads. 1045 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,520 I'm working Christmas Day. 1046 00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:15,480 Do you know what I mean? 1047 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,400 Stay woke, Tommy Swords. 1048 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,200 Stay out of trouble. 1049 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,280 I like a bit of fucking crumble myself. 1050 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:27,580 Yeah. 1051 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,220 When the chips are down and your world is crumbling... 1052 00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:32,420 You need to eat a bit of fucking crumble. 1053 00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,800 I'm off the drink, Frankie Schgolds. 1054 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:38,960 I'm off the drink and I'm on the hope. 1055 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:47,880 Well. 1056 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:49,680 Finished for the day. 1057 00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:51,140 Another day. 1058 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:51,900 Another doll. 1059 00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:52,640 Another yen. 1060 00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:53,940 Roisin Barrett. 1061 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,180 Could you live stream it? 1062 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:55,460 Okay. 1063 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,280 Good job. 1064 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,160 A lad getting arrested outside Spar. 1065 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:02,700 Thanks. 1066 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:04,760 You met quota, son. 1067 00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:06,400 So starting tomorrow... 1068 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,980 You'll get a 50 yen raise. 1069 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,960 That'll be 450 yen per crate. 1070 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,160 Thank you. 1071 00:55:14,140 --> 00:55:15,500 Keep up the good work. 1072 00:55:15,860 --> 00:55:17,920 Peter Renshaw, Viper View got fucking... 1073 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:18,240 Yes, thank you very much. 1074 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:20,400 In the head, back of the head. 1075 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,680 It got plutoniumed by the Ruskies, man. 1076 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:41,140 Can you stream it, please, Roshi? 1077 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,820 Lad getting arrested outside Spar. 1078 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:43,520 What's he done? 1079 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,700 Did you see the two lads? 1080 00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:48,880 Did you see the lad on the bus getting fucking five straight headbutts 1081 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,440 and then a few schlaps to boot? 1082 00:55:52,440 --> 00:56:00,200 If you stream it, Roshi, we'll all head over to your channel. 1083 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:02,540 I'll put it on mine and we'll stream your stream. 1084 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:15,980 Am I going to get into another fucking fight with these clowns? 1085 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:21,640 And how much money do I need to get to fucking Asia or Hong Kong? 1086 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,480 Mark, have you seen any of the Mad Angels? 1087 00:56:24,220 --> 00:56:25,880 No, sure haven't. 1088 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:26,800 All right. 1089 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:36,600 Excuse me? 1090 00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:37,800 What is it? 1091 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,720 Have you seen a gang called the Mad Angels? 1092 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,100 Why don't you ask the foreman? 1093 00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:44,580 Yeah, well, maybe don't stream it then. 1094 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:45,200 I think he'll know something. 1095 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,340 Yeah, because you'll dock yourself. 1096 00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:46,340 Thanks. 1097 00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:53,640 Matthew Blunt. 1098 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,680 You can see the video. 1099 00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:55,280 It's online. 1100 00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:58,040 It's on YouTube or it's on fucking someone. 1101 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:00,760 It's on someone. 1102 00:57:04,340 --> 00:57:07,800 I've seen it on a WhatsApp, but I'd say it's on YouTube as well. 1103 00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:14,260 I can post some internet videos again. 1104 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:19,240 I'm going to post one next week because, as I said, the streaming is not sufficient. 1105 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,060 It's good, but it's not sufficient. 1106 00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:24,060 I enjoy playing games, but I mean, that's not... 1107 00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:25,060 It's not... 1108 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,840 It's not everlasting, you know? 1109 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,760 There's a video... 1110 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,000 There'll be a video next week. 1111 00:57:36,380 --> 00:57:38,340 W. J. I. R. C. 1112 00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:39,340 *Try the door* 1113 00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:52,340 Goro? 1114 00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:53,340 Yo, bro! 1115 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,340 Have you seen any of the- 1116 00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,340 Woah, bro! 1117 00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:59,340 You know, r- 1118 00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:00,340 Ah, bro! 1119 00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:01,340 Motorcycle! 1120 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:02,340 At night, huh? 1121 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:09,340 *Try the door* 1122 00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:11,340 Ryan Jarvis, I don't know, but it's a good effect. 1123 00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:18,340 Excuse me? 1124 00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:19,340 What is it? 1125 00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:24,340 *Try the door* 1126 00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:27,340 *Try the door* 1127 00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:31,340 I hear they're making all types of mad hash now, Ulm. 1128 00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,340 *Try the door* 1129 00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:33,340 *Try the door* 1130 00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:34,340 *Try the door* 1131 00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:35,340 *Try the door* 1132 00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:36,340 *Try the door* 1133 00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:37,340 *Try the door* 1134 00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,340 *Try the door* 1135 00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,340 *Try the door* 1136 00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:40,340 *Try the door* 1137 00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:41,340 *Try the door* 1138 00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:50,340 Apparently there's all this new shite going on, like, fucking, uh, dabs, or concentrated wax, or some shite like that, or- 1139 00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:51,340 *Try the door* 1140 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:52,340 *Try the door* 1141 00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:53,340 *Try the door* 1142 00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:54,340 *Try the door* 1143 00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:55,340 *Try the door* 1144 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,340 *Try the door* 1145 00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:58,340 It's all fucking Greek to me, to be honest. 1146 00:58:58,340 --> 00:59:12,580 I'll do a bit of street view in a bit maybe yeah Frankie. Maybe we'll go to the locations 1147 00:59:12,580 --> 00:59:14,580 from this game. 1148 00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:40,580 I should look around a bit more. I have to wait till night time for these crucibles. 1149 00:59:40,580 --> 01:00:10,560 The mystery of Dr. Oatker. No I never got to the bottom of that. Apparently he was a Nazi though. She said she was a Nazi. The collagen letter Kenny spent 25,000 euro on 4 couches. Can I email you a link? It would make a good story. I'll send you the video of them too. Boom time. Yeah why not? I don't want to know. 1150 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:28,560 As long as there's no like. It's not going to be bullying anyone is it? The thing with the Irish news is you want to fucking watch it and mock it and stuff but then there's always someone who you end up bumping into the next day and you'll be like I see what you did on stream and it wasn't nice like you know. 1151 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:38,500 I need to be like I need to be like I need to be like Master Chen. I need to need Master Chen. What's your name? Ryo Hazuki. As far as I know Master Chen is not expecting you. I'm afraid I can't let you in. 1152 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:52,140 Steve Jennings. Who is he? Should we watch him? Is he on YouTube? Another lad is streaming Shenmue. Should we all go into his fucking chat or something? Chatterbait. 1153 01:00:52,140 --> 01:01:03,320 One sec now. 1154 01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:04,140 One sec now. 1155 01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:12,140 One sec now. 1156 01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:21,140 Let's have a look. 1157 01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:35,940 How would you find out where people are fucking live? Channel, movie, games, upload. Features live. 1158 01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:48,140 I'm glad they blurred that out for us. I was worried. They missed a little bit of the butthole you don't have to blur it out. The butthole is natural. 1159 01:01:48,140 --> 01:02:00,140 Fuck that. Where is it Steve Jennings? He's on YouTube. Can you link us there? Don't link because I sticky quince. 1160 01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:15,100 *Growling* 1161 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:16,100 *Fuck* 1162 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,100 That's the Hazuki family crest 1163 01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:19,100 *Shout* 1164 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,100 *Shout* 1165 01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:22,100 And that mirror you're looking for 1166 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:24,100 I wonder if there's a connection 1167 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:26,100 Sorry I'm eating Bombay mix 1168 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:29,100 He's got two viewers, we'll all go in and fucking 1169 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:31,660 And then we'll, ah no don't, but then we'll leave 1170 01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,660 But then will we? I don't know 1171 01:02:33,660 --> 01:02:37,660 Will it be a, ah we'll fucking see what he's doing, come on 1172 01:02:37,660 --> 01:02:38,460 *Fuck* 1173 01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:40,460 Your father left us a clue 1174 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,460 *Fuck* 1175 01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:44,460 *Fuck* 1176 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:46,460 *Fuck* 1177 01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:48,460 *Fuck* 1178 01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:50,460 *Fuck* 1179 01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:52,460 *Fuck* 1180 01:02:52,460 --> 01:02:54,460 *Fuck* 1181 01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:56,460 *Fuck* 1182 01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:58,060 Steve Jennings is in there already 1183 01:02:58,060 --> 01:03:10,060 Francis Higgins 1184 01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:12,720 who's that 1185 01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:25,660 what you mean 1186 01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:26,460 somebody's trying to beat 1187 01:03:26,460 --> 01:03:27,780 my run 1188 01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:29,940 he's speedrunning 1189 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,640 he's fucking speedrunning 1190 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:32,780 man 1191 01:03:32,780 --> 01:03:38,760 yeah get open 1192 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:45,220 this sword it has 1193 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,660 I'm tempted to just get this game on the PC 1194 01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:03,640 I'm going to start to convince myself 1195 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,180 that the game runs faster on the PC 1196 01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:16,220 thanks Bill 1197 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:19,220 Your reputation has been greatly enhanced. 1198 01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:26,220 Franchis is the top Shenmue streamer on YouTube, really. 1199 01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:30,220 How do I speedrun? 1200 01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:34,220 What I generally do is I get this screen up here. 1201 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:38,220 Then I open this little thing here. 1202 01:04:44,220 --> 01:04:48,220 And then you just run, you know? You just do it. 1203 01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:52,220 It's here for a reason. Is it some kind of switch? 1204 01:04:52,220 --> 01:04:54,220 The guards are after him. 1205 01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:05,220 What's that slut for? 1206 01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:07,220 I need to log in to fucking comment on him. 1207 01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:11,220 My lap time! I dunno! 1208 01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:13,220 Get first place. 1209 01:05:13,220 --> 01:05:14,220 Okay. 1210 01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:15,220 Get first place. 1211 01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:16,220 Okay. 1212 01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:17,220 I... 1213 01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:18,220 I... 1214 01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:19,220 This morning... 1215 01:05:19,220 --> 01:05:20,220 If you're wondering what I'm doing... 1216 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:21,220 This morning I had another crack at the bad ending speedrun. 1217 01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:44,800 This morning, if you're wondering what I'm doing, this morning I had another crack at 1218 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:52,540 the bad ending speedrun. By the time I got there I noticed that I hadn't made any time, I was 1219 01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:57,580 actually a few seconds out at my best, so I just stopped and now I'm just messing around. 1220 01:05:57,580 --> 01:06:05,640 He seems like a nice guy just quinn. Thanks man! Best of luck to you too, if you're having 1221 01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:12,700 a crack at it. Good luck to anyone, especially if you're doing the full speedrun, the full 1222 01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:21,880 game. That's a dedication, that's not a speedrun, that's an endurance. I know, I tried, when 1223 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:29,460 this game first came out on the new systems, the re-release, I tried it on the Xbox and it 1224 01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:40,600 crashed 6 hours 45 minutes into it. Spiders! So I've been putting off doing it again. No! 1225 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,660 *Gasp* Hey you! 1226 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:48,140 Spiders! 1227 01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:49,820 Spiders! 1228 01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:53,700 So I'm not really speedrunning, I'm just having a mess around. 1229 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000 *Gasp* No! Hey you! 1230 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,320 These scratches must be from the shells. 1231 01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:59,580 Spiders! 1232 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:03,240 Spiders! 1233 01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:07,680 I'm doing everything in the order that I would do it in. 1234 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,140 If I was doing a proper speedrun. 1235 01:07:09,940 --> 01:07:10,900 Spiders! 1236 01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:15,120 They are. They are in this house when they get fermented. 1237 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,120 *Gasp* 1238 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:16,620 *Gasp* 1239 01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:21,180 Right. That's enough of your man. Back to my own game. 1240 01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:22,180 *Gasp* 1241 01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:23,180 *Gasp* 1242 01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:29,180 Well done. Well done for boosting his... his... his... reputation. 1243 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:43,780 Fair fucks to him anyway. 1244 01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:58,460 Oh my god. 1245 01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:04,120 I forgot how I was taken away from this game for a second and life got better and now I'm back. 1246 01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:06,900 And life's gone down the fucking drain again. 1247 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:12,000 Tom. 1248 01:08:12,820 --> 01:08:13,700 Hi there you. 1249 01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,340 Bombay mix. 1250 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,760 Are you doing a bit of Bombay? 1251 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:27,160 Steve Jennings exercised the utmost dignacious demeanor in the chat room there. 1252 01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:37,660 Power through. 1253 01:08:37,660 --> 01:08:45,540 Mark. 1254 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:46,920 About the mad angels. 1255 01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:47,920 Dio. 1256 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,840 It ain't wise to go messing with them. 1257 01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:59,040 It's funny how they, well it's not funny but they killed his brother and dumped him in the sea. 1258 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,600 And now, oh man. 1259 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,000 That's why he's fucking, how sad. 1260 01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,840 That's why he's staring out at the sea every day like this. 1261 01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:12,560 He knows that his brother is out there dead in the fucking ocean you know. 1262 01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:29,740 That seems to help that the monotony is right. 1263 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,400 Maybe I should get some Bombay mix. 1264 01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:33,660 I've been in the boat. 1265 01:09:33,900 --> 01:09:35,720 I have some fucking lozenges. 1266 01:09:36,660 --> 01:09:39,800 I got this fucking innocent smoothie shite. 1267 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,300 Totally tropical. 1268 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,420 See how that goes you know. 1269 01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:57,740 Yeah, grid rain. 1270 01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:01,100 They beat the shit out of Mark on a daily basis as well. 1271 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:11,020 Not only did they kill his brother and dump him in the sea. 1272 01:10:12,740 --> 01:10:15,140 They keep kicking the fuck out of Mark every day. 1273 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,020 Wouldn't you just leave the harbour after all that shit? 1274 01:10:18,060 --> 01:10:19,100 I wouldn't fucking work there. 1275 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,040 Wonder did Sticky Quince know what happened? 1276 01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:34,120 I wonder what Sticky Quince means. 1277 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:49,440 Wish you could just go inside the fucking Mad Angels gaff. 1278 01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:59,000 Excuse me. 1279 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,260 What is it? 1280 01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:02,460 Have you ever seen any of the Mad Angels? 1281 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,020 The Mad Angels? 1282 01:11:04,540 --> 01:11:05,920 I've never seen them. 1283 01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:09,120 I hear that they hang out near the entrance of the harbour. 1284 01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:10,320 I see. 1285 01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:14,360 Entrance to the harbour. 1286 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:39,680 A quince is a fruit like a shite apple. 1287 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,520 Never heard of that man. 1288 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,800 Quincy Jones. 1289 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:46,840 He did a call map. 1290 01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:48,040 I have something to ask you. 1291 01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,620 I'm in a rush to get somewhere. 1292 01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:51,080 I'm busy. 1293 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:52,620 Ask me later. 1294 01:11:52,860 --> 01:11:53,040 Eh? 1295 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:54,000 Sure. 1296 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:56,340 This guy. 1297 01:11:56,340 --> 01:11:56,960 Excuse me. 1298 01:11:57,420 --> 01:11:58,300 Do you have time? 1299 01:11:58,940 --> 01:11:59,380 Sorry. 1300 01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:00,840 I'm busy. 1301 01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:02,360 Ask me later. 1302 01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:02,840 Eh? 1303 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:03,760 Sure. 1304 01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:11,100 I bet you. 1305 01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:12,040 I have something to ask you. 1306 01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,100 I bet you. 1307 01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:13,600 I bet you. 1308 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:13,600 Yeah. 1309 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:14,520 Can you ask somebody else? 1310 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:15,540 Sure. 1311 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:16,180 Excuse me. 1312 01:12:16,180 --> 01:12:17,540 Do you have time? 1313 01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:19,780 I'm in a rush to get somewhere. 1314 01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:22,080 Can you ask somebody else? 1315 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:23,020 Sure. 1316 01:12:25,100 --> 01:12:27,380 I have something to ask you. 1317 01:12:28,060 --> 01:12:28,380 Sorry. 1318 01:12:29,180 --> 01:12:30,000 Can somebody stop? 1319 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,300 Can you stop this? 1320 01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:31,820 Sure. 1321 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:34,840 Excuse me. 1322 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,180 Do you have time? 1323 01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,440 I'm in a rush to get somewhere. 1324 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,280 Ask another security guard, will ya? 1325 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:43,480 Um. 1326 01:12:43,780 --> 01:12:45,480 I have something to ask you. 1327 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,520 Sorry. 1328 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:49,580 Ask another security guard, will ya? 1329 01:12:49,580 --> 01:12:49,940 Maybe. 1330 01:12:49,940 --> 01:12:50,000 Maybe. 1331 01:12:50,000 --> 01:13:06,940 Maybe they're up here. 1332 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:08,300 Entrance to the harbor. 1333 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:08,420 Okay. 1334 01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:28,840 Quince is doing glitches through walls, fucking hell. 1335 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:41,020 Maybe I should ask around about the mad angels. 1336 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:42,020 Thanks for the tip. 1337 01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:44,020 I'll buy a pint with that. 1338 01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,020 Fees. 1339 01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:50,700 Thanks very much fees, says Class Streaming Mr. Jennings. 1340 01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:53,700 I'm not Mr. Jennings. 1341 01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:58,520 Isn't it mad how he can deliver those lines, says them completely. 1342 01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,520 You pan-faced. 1343 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:00,520 Yeah. 1344 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:05,520 Right. 1345 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:14,200 Long time no see. 1346 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:19,200 This is the guy who's been sniffing around us like a dog? 1347 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:21,200 Looks like we're gonna have to- 1348 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:28,200 Yeah fees. 1349 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:31,200 Thanks very much for the tip. 1350 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:35,200 Yo, snake. 1351 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:41,200 Run this straight off now. 1352 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:45,200 I'm gonna get him. 1353 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,200 Wow. 1354 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,200 Wow. 1355 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,200 Wow. 1356 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:52,200 See that man. 1357 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,200 See that man. 1358 01:14:54,200 --> 01:15:07,300 I'll give you pain. 1359 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:08,360 Little shit. 1360 01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:10,600 Lord Rash. 1361 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:12,540 Lord Rash. 1362 01:15:12,540 --> 01:15:42,520 Lord Rash. 1363 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:46,300 No, I lost them. 1364 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,120 Ah, fuck. 1365 01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:58,960 Let's do this. 1366 01:15:58,960 --> 01:15:59,880 Let's have no seed. 1367 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:06,060 Hey, that's the guy who fucking had a child, no less, in a sleeper hold. 1368 01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:07,860 Sleeper hold? 1369 01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:10,220 Sleeper hold? 1370 01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:15,980 He had the child in a sleeper hold and then I booted a fucking football at his face. 1371 01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:20,220 And then he lost grip of the child and ran away. 1372 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:22,300 And now he's back for more punishment. 1373 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,960 Thankfully, he hasn't got a child under his arm. 1374 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,800 I have a bit of my Shen movie. 1375 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:32,840 Shen's movie. 1376 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,100 And then we'll fucking head on. 1377 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,760 This is the guy who's been sniffing around us like a dog? 1378 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:43,640 Looks like we're gonna have to run this stray off now. 1379 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,080 I'm gonna get it. 1380 01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:49,220 I'm gonna get it. 1381 01:16:49,220 --> 01:17:10,420 I'll give you pain. 1382 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:11,480 Little shit. 1383 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:12,920 Little shit. 1384 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:19,920 Now! 1385 01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,920 Now! 1386 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:49,920 I hope! 1387 01:17:49,920 --> 01:18:07,920 I hope we kill this cunt. I'll give you pain you little shit. I hope he dies now. I don't usually wish death on... I'm not one for wishing death on cuts but this fucker needs to go. 1388 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:23,100 Smooth move, you ain't so bad, punk. 1389 01:18:25,060 --> 01:18:25,980 Are you? 1390 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,420 But your time's up. 1391 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,260 You wish. 1392 01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:37,740 No one takes on the mad angels in this harbor and lives to tell about it. 1393 01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,440 It's the bottom of the sea for you. 1394 01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:42,780 Bag cunts, bag cunts, get him. 1395 01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:53,640 Bag cunts, bag cunts, what you gonna do? 1396 01:18:53,820 --> 01:18:55,540 What you gonna do when they come for you? 1397 01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:57,680 Bag cunts, bag cunts, what you gonna do? 1398 01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,640 What you gonna do when they come for you? 1399 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,600 Bag cunts, bag cunts, what you gonna do? 1400 01:19:09,860 --> 01:19:11,360 What you gonna do when they come for you? 1401 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:13,660 Bag cunts, bag cunts, what you gonna do? 1402 01:19:13,860 --> 01:19:15,520 What you gonna do when they come for you? 1403 01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:15,620 Come on! 1404 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,420 Beat the cunts! 1405 01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,180 Beat the cunts! 1406 01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,380 Fucking hell man, he's tough. 1407 01:19:35,740 --> 01:19:36,180 Fuck! 1408 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:50,640 YES! 1409 01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:54,840 YES! 1410 01:19:54,840 --> 01:20:04,840 Bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? Bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? 1411 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:11,840 *Gunshot* 1412 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,840 *Gunshot* 1413 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,840 Bad angels and Chiyu Ming connected. 1414 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,840 I don't know. 1415 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:17,840 What? 1416 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:23,840 Wait, I don't know if he's Chiyu Ming, but there's some Chinese big shot leaving here soon. 1417 01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:24,840 Big shot? 1418 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:29,840 Yeah, they had me arrange a cruiser to take him out to a big ship offshore. 1419 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,840 What's his name? 1420 01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:36,840 I don't know, but I hear he wears some Silk Grove thing with a dragon on it. 1421 01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:38,840 Yes, Landy the cunt. 1422 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:39,840 Landy, he's still around here. 1423 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,840 Landy's a cunt. 1424 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,840 And a, and a bollocks. 1425 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:46,840 Please, I beg you, don't tell anyone I told you. 1426 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:48,840 They'll kill me! 1427 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:57,840 I should go home. 1428 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:02,840 *Bell rings* 1429 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:03,840 Cunt got bet. 1430 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:07,840 *Bell rings* 1431 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:09,840 Hey, time to go home to bed man. 1432 01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:12,840 We all know the, we all know the protocol. 1433 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:16,840 We go back to the Owl Lady, she fuckin' tugs me in. 1434 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:17,840 I wake up. 1435 01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,840 I go to work. 1436 01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:22,840 And I fuckin' kick ass. 1437 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:26,840 Kick the shit out of a load of fuckin' biker cunts. 1438 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,840 Fuckin' biker mice from Mars job. 1439 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:37,840 Did you ever watch the cartoon, Biker mice from Mars man? 1440 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,840 It's fuckin' deadly. 1441 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,840 If you're five. 1442 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:42,840 Not now though. 1443 01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:48,840 Now I have to pay gas bills and fuckin' make sure that the fuckin' dog is walked. 1444 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:52,840 And, um, think about the future and all that kind of stuff. 1445 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,840 I wish the times were easier to be honest. 1446 01:21:55,840 --> 01:22:00,840 *Bell rings* 1447 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:04,840 *Bell rings* 1448 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:07,840 Here we are, waiting for the old bus home. 1449 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,840 Fuckin' great situation to be in. 1450 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:10,840 Yeah. 1451 01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:17,840 Brain Schlug says, "I've got to go play soccer ball for Milan. Hope you get to Hong Kong." 1452 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:20,840 Thanks very much, Brain Schlug. 1453 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,840 And, and I want to tell you something, Brain Schlug. 1454 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:25,840 You're listening in to me so you can see whether I'm right or I'm wrong. 1455 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,840 It was never your intention to go to Milan. 1456 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:32,840 What you wanted was a situation where you were called up to the, the Ireland squad 1457 01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,840 without having to go to travel to Italy. 1458 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:38,840 But, I'm told that it's a great place for the career. 1459 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,840 Your career is on the rise. 1460 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:44,840 Mine is kind of stagnating at the moment. 1461 01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:46,840 I'm hoping to get trials myself. 1462 01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:50,580 Until then I'm gonna keep playing fucking video games on a live stream 1463 01:23:12,380 --> 01:23:15,100 Thanks very much film film my watch list 1464 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:22,000 Welcome to the stream Derek Gibson sweet JJ Matthew blunt any relation to James blunt 1465 01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:29,740 This is Christmas Day as well 1466 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,980 Around the twist yeah you swatch that man 1467 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,800 Surreal surreal stuff 1468 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:55,640 Did you ever ever feel like shit when strange things happen are you going round the twist? 1469 01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,640 Oh 1470 01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:59,640 Oh 1471 01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:26,120 Steve Jennings 1472 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:52,600 Steve Jennings: Whoa, gotta get going 1473 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,600 Bag guns, bag guns. 1474 01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:57,320 Bag guns, bag guns. 1475 01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:02,520 Bandy is still in the harbor. No way. 1476 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:15,320 How did you get on in Hong Kong Siegel? Did you get your balls licked in Hong Kong Siegel? 1477 01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:24,920 Oh fuck. Another race. Racist. 1478 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:32,200 Good morning everyone. Good morning. How are you keeping? All right. Yes. 1479 01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:41,320 You all do your best now. Yeah. Yes. Like always, three laps to the finish. Everybody ready? Yeah. 1480 01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:45,800 Demonic. On your marks, almost time to go. 1481 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:55,080 Ready? Go! 1482 01:25:55,080 --> 01:26:14,200 Oh. Having fucking class crack all the time. Having fucking class crack all the time. Driving fucking forklift, you know it's right. I'm gonna win another race. I'm gonna take the piss out of this place. 1483 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:20,440 Making me work, lifting boxes all day, I ain't got time to play. 1484 01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:24,840 I wanna find the man who killed my father. 1485 01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:28,580 His name is Landy, Chinese man. 1486 01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:33,560 Wears him pajamas, hairy slippers and stupid hair. 1487 01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:39,460 He stole my mirror and he made my father into a corpse. 1488 01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:44,760 This game is really boring and monotonous. 1489 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,520 I might need to eat some Bombay mix. 1490 01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:51,040 How the fuck does that guy Quince do the speedrun? 1491 01:26:52,620 --> 01:26:54,320 Can't believe you'd play this. 1492 01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:58,780 If you've played it once, you'll probably never fail again. 1493 01:26:58,940 --> 01:27:02,340 It's that bad. I'd say it was good back in the day. 1494 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,540 But now it's not. 1495 01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,540 It's a shame of a game. 1496 01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:12,480 I ain't got no interest. 1497 01:27:14,220 --> 01:27:15,440 Got stuck there. 1498 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:16,980 The wheel got jammed. 1499 01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:21,320 Now I'm gonna have to bring this round as fast as I can. 1500 01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:24,060 Hi Tachi all the way boys. 1501 01:27:30,060 --> 01:27:32,080 Did these lads have their forklift licenses? 1502 01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:32,780 I'm not sure. 1503 01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:33,720 Fuck yeah. 1504 01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:54,900 We'll make up for it. We'll make up for it. 1505 01:27:54,900 --> 01:28:23,720 Having fucking class crack all the time. 1506 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:45,240 Pure drift. 1507 01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:52,540 Watch this. Come on. 1508 01:28:52,540 --> 01:29:14,540 Finish! Oh man, so close. You almost had it. Here's your prize. Thanks. Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. Wow, I got a little toy forklift. 1509 01:29:14,540 --> 01:29:29,440 Thanks very much, Matt Salinas. I hope you're keeping well, Matt. Any crack up the town? 1510 01:29:29,820 --> 01:29:43,500 Yeah. Did you see Gibsoe up the town, man? He's throwing fucking donations around like they're going out of fashion. I want to say thanks to Gibsoe. He's a fucking legend, man. He's throwing a bit of weight behind the fucking gas bills. 1511 01:29:45,420 --> 01:29:50,680 I'll try and throw a few more tunes up on SoundCloud one of the days, hey, when I can be fucked. 1512 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:56,240 Salinas, watch your house. The cops are looking for you. 1513 01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:12,080 It's Linus. Have you any fucking fags? No? Alright. See you later. 1514 01:30:12,420 --> 01:30:30,360 Gotcha. Take this cargo to warehouse number 18. Here's the map. The quote is written on it. No problem. This one's a bit further, so don't get lost. 1515 01:30:34,420 --> 01:30:59,260 Fuck me, man. Fuck me. Fuck me. Why's the fucking... Sorry, I don't know. It's tough. It's a tough fucking situation. It's a hard job, man. I wasn't even trained. I wasn't even trained to do this. 1516 01:31:02,420 --> 01:31:04,420 Hmm. I do like that. 1517 01:31:14,420 --> 01:31:15,420 Fucking Bannon. 1518 01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:19,420 Hope you're keeping well, Schleg. 1519 01:31:21,420 --> 01:31:22,420 That's fucking nice. 1520 01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:27,420 You're an absolute sweetheart of a peach. 1521 01:31:29,420 --> 01:31:31,420 I want to say something about Bannon. 1522 01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:33,420 He knows what the fucking boom time is. 1523 01:31:33,420 --> 01:31:35,420 Any scandal yourself? 1524 01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:42,420 I heard fucking Dubnub was after you. Watch out for Dubnub. He's a bit of a fucking butt nut. 1525 01:31:50,420 --> 01:32:08,420 Hey. Dubnub. I'm only messing hey. I don't even know what a butt nut is. But yourself and Bannon. You'd want to watch your fucking houses. Bannon especially. Cunts got a fucking provisional license. I went to the guards yesterday, Bannon. Told them that you're on your fucking fifth provisional license and it's about to expire. They're watching for you. You can't. You need to put in for the full license soon, man. 1526 01:32:08,420 --> 01:32:29,420 We know where what you're doing, you fucking prick. I'm only messing, Bannon. You're not a prick. You're sound. Listen, Bannon, man. Have you any fucking fags? 1527 01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:57,420 Bannon, man. Any relation to fucking Steve Bannon? Yeah. Yeah. Thongy. You're alright, man. But Bannon's better than you. 1528 01:32:57,420 --> 01:33:00,420 Bannon's better than you. 1529 01:33:09,420 --> 01:33:26,420 Now. Fucking Steve Bannon there, man. Making it all worthwhile. So I take these and I go all the way to 18 again. What a- This is fucking bullshit, man. This is bullshit. Do I got here? Do I got here? Do I got here? Move that crate over there. No. 1530 01:33:26,420 --> 01:33:50,420 Go on. Get back. Back up. Okay. Okay. Matt Salinas is after you. Hey, Bannon, thanks very much for that, man. Steve Bannon. The ponies. Are you gonna throw a few fucking quid on the fucking ponies, man? 1531 01:33:50,420 --> 01:34:18,180 Pony Lenehan? Am I going to 18 again? Fucking wrong way. Bannon is the fucking boom time, man. So then we go down there. Ah, here we go. I know the fucking warehouse is like the back of my hand now. 1532 01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:31,080 Dubnub. 1533 01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:33,800 Buttnut was the Frank Rizzo thing, was it? 1534 01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:37,500 Hey, Eric, the piano tuning guy. 1535 01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,040 Yeah, the buttnut. 1536 01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:43,820 Uh-oh. 1537 01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:53,320 Fuck, where am I going? 1538 01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:03,600 Uh-oh. 1539 01:35:05,740 --> 01:35:06,780 I fucked it up. 1540 01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:16,440 I fucked it up so you could fly on mountains. 1541 01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:43,440 I fucked it up. 1542 01:35:43,440 --> 01:35:46,640 Big shout out to all the fucking buttnuts out in the audience. 1543 01:35:47,340 --> 01:35:49,080 Big shout out to all the buttnuts. 1544 01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:55,120 Hey, bring back the Celtic Tiger, that's what I say. 1545 01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:00,680 Hey, I seen the bus simulator. 1546 01:36:00,820 --> 01:36:02,600 Yeah, I'll fucking download it to Young Sandwich. 1547 01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:12,680 Shenmue 2. 1548 01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,040 Imagine how good that's going to be. 1549 01:36:14,100 --> 01:36:15,880 If this is Shenmue 1, fucking hell. 1550 01:36:16,340 --> 01:36:18,720 What kind of shit will they have you doing in Shenmue 2? 1551 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:20,960 They'll have you buttnuttin', I'd say. 1552 01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:25,120 Yeah, Nolesy. 1553 01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:28,000 Yeah, Nolesy. 1554 01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:33,320 Thanks very much for that kind-hearted and generous donation, man. 1555 01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:40,400 Did you ever go to Nolesley Safari Park over in fucking the mainland UK? 1556 01:36:41,980 --> 01:36:44,540 If you did, fair fucks to you. 1557 01:36:44,940 --> 01:36:49,720 If not, I don't care even if you did or you didn't, man. 1558 01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:50,840 You're welcome to the street. 1559 01:36:51,620 --> 01:36:53,180 Hope you're fucking doing well, horse. 1560 01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:55,380 Keep doing what you're doing. 1561 01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:11,120 I want to tell you things about yourself you never knew before. 1562 01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:15,240 I want to make your whole world fall around you. 1563 01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:18,440 That's the new song. 1564 01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:19,540 It's coming out soon enough. 1565 01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:24,320 I sold the lyrics to it to Ariana Grande. 1566 01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:25,220 She bought it. 1567 01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:27,960 And that's going to be coming out soon enough. 1568 01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:33,200 I'm actually not supposed to sing that because, I mean, I sold it, you know. 1569 01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:37,440 It hasn't been released yet, but it's going to be a smash. 1570 01:37:39,780 --> 01:37:41,140 I'll give it another go again. 1571 01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:48,900 I want to tell you things about yourself you don't know, you fucking tool. 1572 01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:56,660 I want to tell you things about yourself you're so thick you should have gone to school. 1573 01:37:57,280 --> 01:37:58,860 Baby, yeah. 1574 01:37:59,140 --> 01:38:00,820 Baby, yeah. 1575 01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:02,680 Go back to school, baby. 1576 01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:04,720 Yeah, you thick. 1577 01:38:06,220 --> 01:38:09,020 That's the new Ariana Grande song coming out soon, man. 1578 01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,260 I sold, I made the lyrics last night. 1579 01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:14,240 I emailed last night when I met it. 1580 01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:17,820 And I had an email back this morning that said, watch your PayPal. 1581 01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:21,520 I said, fucking Streamlabs. 1582 01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:24,420 Check the PayPal. 1583 01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:26,220 Song bought. 1584 01:38:27,580 --> 01:38:28,440 Song was bought. 1585 01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:34,400 I'm not going to tell you how much I sold that piece for, but I mean, you can guess yourself. 1586 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:35,240 It's Ariana Grande. 1587 01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:39,420 It's not a fucking, it's not going to be, it's not going to be sitting on a shelf for a few years. 1588 01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:40,680 Do you know what I mean? 1589 01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:56,220 She wrote back, but I haven't fucking responded. 1590 01:38:56,340 --> 01:38:57,460 She said, what are you doing today? 1591 01:38:57,660 --> 01:38:59,840 I said, I'm fucking doing the Shenmue stream then. 1592 01:39:00,380 --> 01:39:01,440 She said, can I come over? 1593 01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:02,220 Can I come over? 1594 01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:03,160 I said, I don't know. 1595 01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:04,500 I'm fucking Shenmueing it. 1596 01:39:04,580 --> 01:39:04,960 Like, you know. 1597 01:39:07,460 --> 01:39:11,140 I said, Gav from, she goes, why do you not want to hang out with me? 1598 01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:14,560 I said, Gav from effing's coming around to watch the fucking stream. 1599 01:39:16,260 --> 01:39:16,620 Ariana. 1600 01:39:16,980 --> 01:39:17,640 Would you listen? 1601 01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:19,060 You're not listening to me, Ariana. 1602 01:39:19,300 --> 01:39:20,640 Open your fucking ears. 1603 01:39:24,340 --> 01:39:26,760 And she said, give us a ring back when you're done. 1604 01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:27,940 I said I might. 1605 01:39:28,720 --> 01:39:30,460 If I'm feeling it, I fucking will. 1606 01:39:30,500 --> 01:39:30,840 I might. 1607 01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:38,560 And she goes, are you still there on the phone? 1608 01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:41,160 Because there was a big long pause because I didn't even bother fucking. 1609 01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:43,480 I couldn't even be fucked talking to her. 1610 01:39:44,260 --> 01:39:47,400 I couldn't even be fucked talking to Ariana, man. 1611 01:39:47,420 --> 01:39:48,400 She's fucking annoying. 1612 01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:50,320 She goes, are you still there? 1613 01:39:50,460 --> 01:39:53,360 And I said to her, thank you next. 1614 01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:54,200 Good luck. 1615 01:39:55,160 --> 01:39:55,980 And I hung up. 1616 01:39:56,380 --> 01:39:57,240 And she called back. 1617 01:39:57,800 --> 01:39:58,440 And I texted. 1618 01:39:58,580 --> 01:39:59,240 I said, I'm busy. 1619 01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:00,320 I can't answer, man. 1620 01:40:01,220 --> 01:40:01,960 Do you know what I mean? 1621 01:40:02,700 --> 01:40:05,960 You got to fucking treat him mean and keep him fucking keen, man. 1622 01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:07,140 Grandy. 1623 01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:10,340 Grandy will be on the fucking phone no bother to me tonight. 1624 01:40:11,140 --> 01:40:11,540 Tonight. 1625 01:40:12,860 --> 01:40:14,320 And I don't care about that. 1626 01:40:15,040 --> 01:40:16,900 And that's why she keeps coming back to me. 1627 01:40:17,140 --> 01:40:18,260 That's why she left Pete. 1628 01:40:18,260 --> 01:40:22,060 That's why she left Pete. 1629 01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:27,240 Mick Daly. 1630 01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:30,420 I hope you're keeping well. 1631 01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:32,440 There's a cut scene coming up soon enough. 1632 01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:32,920 I don't know. 1633 01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:35,080 The lads just having a bit of lunch. 1634 01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:40,620 Yeah, Daly. 1635 01:40:41,980 --> 01:40:42,820 How's the form? 1636 01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:47,540 Hope you're fucking spending your fucking Thursday afternoon wisely. 1637 01:40:47,740 --> 01:40:48,160 Or morning. 1638 01:40:48,160 --> 01:40:49,240 Or whatever the fuck it is. 1639 01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:52,320 It'll be afternoon in 15 minutes, man. 1640 01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:55,160 Make sure you get a bit of lunch inside the fucking belly, yeah? 1641 01:40:56,220 --> 01:40:57,040 Make sure you look daily. 1642 01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:58,360 Good luck. 1643 01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:19,900 So you did respond every single time. 1644 01:41:19,900 --> 01:41:20,900 Maybe I did. 1645 01:41:20,900 --> 01:41:21,200 Maybe I did. 1646 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:21,860 But I mean. 1647 01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:24,020 Just bits and pieces. 1648 01:41:24,260 --> 01:41:24,560 Like, you know. 1649 01:41:25,260 --> 01:41:26,200 Pete briquettes. 1650 01:41:26,700 --> 01:41:28,200 And legit fire lighters. 1651 01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:40,280 I'm trying to find the mad angels. 1652 01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:41,960 Do you know anything about you? 1653 01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:43,040 Do you know what there's? 1654 01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:43,080 Do you know what there's? 1655 01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:43,080 Do you know what there's? 1656 01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:43,580 Do you know what there's? 1657 01:41:43,580 --> 01:41:44,560 The mad... 1658 01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:45,560 Hmm... 1659 01:41:45,560 --> 01:41:47,600 I have no idea. 1660 01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:49,040 Is that so? 1661 01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:52,700 Thank you very much. 1662 01:41:52,780 --> 01:41:53,480 I don't know why... 1663 01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:54,720 Should we put on a tune here? 1664 01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:57,800 100 yen a song. 1665 01:41:58,020 --> 01:41:59,020 Maybe just one song. 1666 01:42:00,020 --> 01:42:01,320 Let's crank up the volume. 1667 01:42:02,460 --> 01:42:04,860 If you just joined us, this is Shenmue, baby. 1668 01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,360 Ariana Grande's missin'. 1669 01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:09,480 She doesn't know what she's missin'. 1670 01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:22,200 I spent a night bashing the old Ariana Grande last... 1671 01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:23,260 The last day. 1672 01:42:25,060 --> 01:42:25,860 I got... 1673 01:42:25,860 --> 01:42:28,360 I went over to the fucking jukebox. 1674 01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:31,920 And I stuck on a bit of fucking boznav. 1675 01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:36,920 *Piano music* 1676 01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:41,920 *Piano music* 1677 01:42:41,920 --> 01:43:09,920 *Piano music* 1678 01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:39,900 So, let's go. 1679 01:43:39,900 --> 01:44:03,800 Welcome to the fucking daddy, Shukra. 1680 01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:13,800 Hello, Yang Gang. 1681 01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:39,620 Yang Gang. 1682 01:44:39,620 --> 01:44:42,760 Yang Gang. 1683 01:44:43,620 --> 01:44:45,820 Yang Gang. 1684 01:44:45,820 --> 01:44:48,420 I'm going to have a good time. 1685 01:44:48,420 --> 01:44:51,420 I'm going to have a good time. 1686 01:44:51,420 --> 01:44:56,420 I'm going to have a good time. 1687 01:44:56,420 --> 01:45:00,420 I'm going to have a good time. 1688 01:45:00,420 --> 01:45:06,420 I'm going to have a good time. 1689 01:45:06,420 --> 01:45:10,420 I'm going to have a good time. 1690 01:45:10,420 --> 01:45:14,420 I'm going to have a good time. 1691 01:45:14,420 --> 01:45:24,420 Gang gang. 1692 01:45:24,420 --> 01:45:28,420 Somebody bite my dog milk. 1693 01:45:28,420 --> 01:45:34,420 He looks a bit worse for wear. 1694 01:45:34,420 --> 01:45:36,420 He looked a bit rough around the edges. 1695 01:45:36,420 --> 01:45:39,420 He needs a wash and a sleep. 1696 01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:43,020 And a wife. 1697 01:45:43,020 --> 01:45:50,020 Imagine you could say to someone if they looked a bit rough, "You need a fucking wife, man." 1698 01:45:50,020 --> 01:45:51,020 See that come, man? 1699 01:45:51,020 --> 01:45:53,020 He needs a wife. 1700 01:45:53,020 --> 01:46:07,020 What am I meant to do with my lunch break? 1701 01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:09,020 Like, where do I find these cons? 1702 01:46:09,020 --> 01:46:13,020 Do I find out more about the trade? 1703 01:46:13,020 --> 01:46:23,020 Do you reckon Landy is down at the other side of the harbour, is he? 1704 01:46:23,020 --> 01:46:24,020 the other side of the harbour, is he? 1705 01:46:24,020 --> 01:46:24,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1706 01:46:24,020 --> 01:46:25,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1707 01:46:25,020 --> 01:46:26,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1708 01:46:26,020 --> 01:46:27,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1709 01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:28,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1710 01:46:28,020 --> 01:46:29,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1711 01:46:29,020 --> 01:46:30,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1712 01:46:30,020 --> 01:46:31,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1713 01:46:31,020 --> 01:46:32,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1714 01:46:32,020 --> 01:46:33,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1715 01:46:33,020 --> 01:46:34,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1716 01:46:34,020 --> 01:46:35,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1717 01:46:35,020 --> 01:46:36,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1718 01:46:36,020 --> 01:46:37,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1719 01:46:37,020 --> 01:46:38,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1720 01:46:38,020 --> 01:46:39,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1721 01:46:39,020 --> 01:46:40,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1722 01:46:40,020 --> 01:46:41,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1723 01:46:41,020 --> 01:46:42,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1724 01:46:42,020 --> 01:46:43,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1725 01:46:43,020 --> 01:46:44,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1726 01:46:44,020 --> 01:46:45,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1727 01:46:45,020 --> 01:46:46,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1728 01:46:46,020 --> 01:46:47,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1729 01:46:47,020 --> 01:46:48,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1730 01:46:48,020 --> 01:46:49,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1731 01:46:49,020 --> 01:46:50,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1732 01:46:50,020 --> 01:46:51,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1733 01:46:51,020 --> 01:46:52,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1734 01:46:52,020 --> 01:46:53,020 I'm not going to have a good time. 1735 01:46:53,020 --> 01:46:59,020 Nadine Coyle is a big fan of the stream. 1736 01:46:59,020 --> 01:47:02,020 She keeps it on the DL. 1737 01:47:02,020 --> 01:47:08,020 She doesn't like to tell anyone because she's kind of jealous of the success. 1738 01:47:08,020 --> 01:47:16,020 When she tunes into this and she sees 195 viewers hovering on the 200 mark, 1739 01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:21,020 Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud gets spooked. 1740 01:47:21,020 --> 01:47:39,020 I'm so glad I did the stream this morning because I knew that there would be another fucking five days work. 1741 01:47:39,020 --> 01:47:40,020 Or a few days work. 1742 01:47:40,020 --> 01:47:43,020 Until I have all the yen made, you know. 1743 01:47:43,020 --> 01:47:45,020 Excuse me. 1744 01:47:45,020 --> 01:47:46,020 Yes? 1745 01:47:46,020 --> 01:47:49,020 Have you noticed anything unusual around at the harbor lately? 1746 01:47:49,020 --> 01:47:50,020 You? 1747 01:47:50,020 --> 01:47:52,020 You're Hazuki, right? 1748 01:47:52,020 --> 01:47:53,020 Yeah. 1749 01:47:53,020 --> 01:47:55,020 Someone asked me about you. 1750 01:47:55,020 --> 01:47:56,020 Who was it? 1751 01:47:56,020 --> 01:47:58,020 They looked like a couple of thugs to me. 1752 01:47:58,020 --> 01:47:59,020 Is that so? 1753 01:47:59,020 --> 01:48:00,020 Gordy! 1754 01:48:00,020 --> 01:48:01,020 Okay. 1755 01:48:01,020 --> 01:48:02,020 Gordy! 1756 01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:04,020 Gordy! 1757 01:48:04,020 --> 01:48:06,020 Gordy! 1758 01:48:16,020 --> 01:48:18,020 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1759 01:48:18,020 --> 01:48:20,020 Trade ups. Maybe... 1760 01:48:20,020 --> 01:48:22,020 Oh no, I was already in here. 1761 01:48:26,020 --> 01:48:28,020 Oh fuck, I'm back to work anyways. 1762 01:48:28,020 --> 01:48:30,020 Back to work. 1763 01:48:30,020 --> 01:48:32,020 The way of the beast. 1764 01:48:32,020 --> 01:48:34,020 Warehouse number 18. 1765 01:48:34,020 --> 01:48:36,020 Okay. Here we go, baby. 1766 01:48:36,020 --> 01:48:40,020 This is it. Another fucking day, another yen. 1767 01:48:42,020 --> 01:48:44,020 Watch me. I'm gonna really 1768 01:48:44,020 --> 01:48:46,020 drive the fuck out of this machine now. 1769 01:48:46,020 --> 01:48:48,020 Hitachi. 1770 01:48:48,020 --> 01:48:50,020 Oops. 1771 01:48:50,020 --> 01:49:14,020 John Schgack-Bersen. 1772 01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:38,020 "Francis, can you say 'warehouse number 18' in an Antrim accent?" I don't know how to do that, man. "Nordy accent is tough." "Warehouse number 18." Nah, rubbish. Rubbish. 1773 01:49:38,020 --> 01:49:52,020 "They have better FTH internet in Mayo than Australia can manage in its cities." What's FTH? Fast. Fat. Fat tube hierarchy. 1774 01:49:56,020 --> 01:50:15,020 Fast track. Hellhole. "Can you just work every day until the game ends?" You can, can you? You mean, have I got enough money to get to fucking Hong Kong now? Or have I been fucking working my bollocks off for no reason? 1775 01:50:15,020 --> 01:50:34,020 "I have 35,000 yen in the bank, in the sack?" "I have 35,000 yen in the sack, can I get to Hong Kong with that?" "Or do I need to work a few more days?" 1776 01:50:34,020 --> 01:50:54,020 "Our prayers have been answered." "Oh, man." "Rockabilly, rockabilly bastard has had a bad egg for breakfast again." "Either that or someone's kicked him in the bollocks." 1777 01:50:54,020 --> 01:51:15,140 Quick time event. 1778 01:51:16,820 --> 01:51:20,460 Just lads want me to go into fucking warehouses and kick the fuck out of them. 1779 01:51:20,460 --> 01:51:22,980 He's coming. 1780 01:51:24,440 --> 01:51:25,920 Haha, I took the bait. 1781 01:51:27,460 --> 01:51:31,200 These guys are like the fellas in Landis in Fatal Deviation. 1782 01:51:31,300 --> 01:51:32,760 They're too old to be at this crack. 1783 01:51:32,860 --> 01:51:35,200 They need to fucking get jobs themselves. 1784 01:51:35,340 --> 01:51:35,940 They need families. 1785 01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:37,340 They need wife. 1786 01:51:37,440 --> 01:51:38,640 They need to have responsibilities. 1787 01:51:38,960 --> 01:51:40,920 They need to progress to the next stage in life. 1788 01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:47,180 How can they even learn to love themselves if they can't love others? 1789 01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:49,240 Or is it the other way around? 1790 01:51:49,240 --> 01:51:49,640 I don't know. 1791 01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:56,780 Yeah, the only thing that lad loves. 1792 01:51:56,780 --> 01:51:58,900 Look at how camped that is. 1793 01:51:58,900 --> 01:51:59,380 That hat. 1794 01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:03,660 Oh, wrong one. 1795 01:52:04,180 --> 01:52:04,640 Wrong one. 1796 01:52:06,540 --> 01:52:08,480 Two fucking knees to the chest. 1797 01:52:18,420 --> 01:52:29,420 Uh oh. 1798 01:52:39,020 --> 01:52:39,620 Combo. 1799 01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:43,320 All the fucking pipes fell on his stupid body. 1800 01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:46,540 Where is that cunt landee? 1801 01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:49,760 I'm ready for him. I'm gonna snap his neck. 1802 01:53:01,240 --> 01:53:03,240 What's that smidge? 1803 01:53:05,380 --> 01:53:08,200 Fuck you. Fuck them man. 1804 01:53:16,060 --> 01:53:18,320 Back to work. Back to work anyway. 1805 01:53:19,540 --> 01:53:22,160 Just had to stop off for a quick fucking shakedown. 1806 01:53:22,680 --> 01:53:24,060 And now I'm back on the job. 1807 01:53:24,340 --> 01:53:25,360 Diligent as you like. 1808 01:53:25,720 --> 01:53:26,360 Earning the yen. 1809 01:53:27,160 --> 01:53:28,560 I'm bringing home the bacon baby. 1810 01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:31,760 I'm bringing home the sake for mana. 1811 01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:48,220 It's kind of them to attack you one at a time. 1812 01:53:48,400 --> 01:53:48,640 It is. 1813 01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:52,300 I prefer that. 1814 01:54:03,300 --> 01:54:05,420 Oh it's been a long day down the harbor. 1815 01:54:05,580 --> 01:54:06,980 I'm fucking wrecked. 1816 01:54:09,820 --> 01:54:11,040 I'm fucking wrecked man. 1817 01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:12,220 I've been down the harbor all day. 1818 01:54:12,300 --> 01:54:13,260 I'm fucking wrecked. 1819 01:54:14,920 --> 01:54:18,200 I must have moved what 15, 16 fucking boxes all day. 1820 01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:19,080 I'm wrecked. 1821 01:54:20,540 --> 01:54:21,960 I'm fucking wrecked man. 1822 01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:30,340 Gonna get home and feed mammy some sake. 1823 01:54:31,880 --> 01:54:34,700 Holiday sleep so she stops wrecking the fucking head. 1824 01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:47,980 Off to pull the snake. 1825 01:54:48,320 --> 01:54:49,080 Stay Japanese. 1826 01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:50,520 And most of all happiness. 1827 01:54:50,800 --> 01:54:51,400 Owen O'Neill. 1828 01:54:51,740 --> 01:54:52,800 Best of luck with yourself. 1829 01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:56,220 And go easy on the fucking Ariana Gland day. 1830 01:54:56,600 --> 01:54:58,120 You don't want to bash that too hard. 1831 01:55:08,740 --> 01:55:11,980 Certified forklift driver and chick kicker outer. 1832 01:55:14,740 --> 01:55:15,860 How you keeping me? 1833 01:55:18,440 --> 01:55:20,020 See how fast I'm doing this man. 1834 01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:22,660 My name is Hitachi O2. 1835 01:55:28,460 --> 01:55:28,900 Yeah. 1836 01:55:30,580 --> 01:55:33,240 TC donated 4 euro 42. 1837 01:55:33,700 --> 01:55:35,040 Thank you very much TC. 1838 01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:36,900 You're a top cat. 1839 01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:40,440 I don't say that lightly. 1840 01:55:42,320 --> 01:55:45,420 You say I didn't know Craggy Island had its own Chinatown. 1841 01:55:45,780 --> 01:55:46,000 Well. 1842 01:55:46,500 --> 01:55:47,480 Welcome to the galaxy. 1843 01:55:47,640 --> 01:55:48,100 Here we are. 1844 01:55:48,260 --> 01:55:48,880 We're in fucking. 1845 01:55:49,040 --> 01:55:50,180 It's actually Japan man. 1846 01:55:51,700 --> 01:55:53,460 So what you said there was racist. 1847 01:55:53,600 --> 01:55:54,400 You assumed. 1848 01:55:55,000 --> 01:55:55,560 That these. 1849 01:55:56,720 --> 01:55:57,640 Specific Asians. 1850 01:55:58,060 --> 01:55:58,220 Were. 1851 01:55:58,780 --> 01:55:59,180 Chinese. 1852 01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:01,420 In fact not. 1853 01:56:01,520 --> 01:56:02,380 They're a different culture. 1854 01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:04,200 They're an island based people. 1855 01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:20,780 Were you fucking mistaken Japanese people. 1856 01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:22,680 For Chinese people were you. 1857 01:56:23,240 --> 01:56:24,280 You want to watch out man. 1858 01:56:25,940 --> 01:56:28,340 That's fucking racist you cut. 1859 01:56:28,340 --> 01:56:40,060 Almeer Asan 1860 01:56:40,060 --> 01:56:45,960 Go to Asia travel and buy a boat ticket 1861 01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:47,040 I'm gonna do that baby 1862 01:56:47,040 --> 01:56:50,140 It's just that when he falls asleep 1863 01:56:50,140 --> 01:56:54,240 When he leaves the house 1864 01:56:54,240 --> 01:56:56,080 It goes automatically to the harbor 1865 01:56:56,080 --> 01:56:58,820 I can't leave the harbor 1866 01:56:58,820 --> 01:57:02,680 You're flying it Mick 1867 01:57:02,680 --> 01:57:03,820 It's supposed to be working 1868 01:57:03,820 --> 01:57:07,060 You should be doing a bit of work like me 1869 01:57:07,060 --> 01:57:09,080 Driving a forklift and fucking stacking boxes 1870 01:57:09,080 --> 01:57:15,660 Oh tool chan 1871 01:57:15,660 --> 01:57:24,540 Yeah 1872 01:57:24,540 --> 01:57:27,280 Sarah snake 1873 01:57:27,280 --> 01:57:31,140 Thanks very much for that snake 1874 01:57:31,140 --> 01:57:34,580 I hope you're fucking keeping well Sarah snake 1875 01:57:34,580 --> 01:57:37,060 You old snake in the grass 1876 01:57:37,060 --> 01:57:38,860 Thank you very much 1877 01:57:38,860 --> 01:57:40,960 You're a great supporter of the streams 1878 01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:42,280 I appreciate it 1879 01:57:42,280 --> 01:57:45,220 Thanks very much for that 1880 01:57:45,220 --> 01:57:46,820 That's a nice little amount 1881 01:57:46,820 --> 01:57:46,960 That's a nice little amount 1882 01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:48,960 That's a nice little amount 1883 01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:51,160 Yeah Bannon 1884 01:57:51,160 --> 01:57:55,700 You've been doing a lot of kind work there in the past hour 1885 01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:57,640 I want to say something to you 1886 01:57:57,640 --> 01:58:00,400 You're a fucking hero and a legend 1887 01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:02,460 Do you want to go spinning tonight? 1888 01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:07,560 I've got the fucking wheels to be put on the car 1889 01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:10,320 I need new tires and the NCT's at fucking four o'clock 1890 01:58:10,320 --> 01:58:11,120 After that 1891 01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:13,860 The town is our oyster buddy 1892 01:58:13,860 --> 01:58:26,340 Actually Bannon Javany fucking fags man 1893 01:58:26,340 --> 01:58:36,620 I like the way the sound of the forklift 1894 01:58:36,620 --> 01:58:38,460 Keeps going even though 1895 01:58:38,460 --> 01:58:41,500 There's a change of the scene 1896 01:58:41,500 --> 01:58:44,720 Got a nice scene going on down here 1897 01:58:44,720 --> 01:58:47,020 Got a great scene going on 1898 01:58:47,020 --> 01:58:49,340 Down at that harbor you're working at 1899 01:58:49,340 --> 01:59:00,320 Good luck to you Bannon 1900 01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:01,560 And Sarah Snake 1901 01:59:01,560 --> 01:59:02,600 Where's LeBeef? 1902 01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:04,100 I don't know 1903 01:59:04,100 --> 01:59:08,420 I don't know 1904 01:59:08,420 --> 01:59:09,080 LeBeef 1905 01:59:09,080 --> 01:59:11,620 Did Shia LeBeef do his fucking 1906 01:59:11,620 --> 01:59:13,320 He will not divide us thing again? 1907 01:59:13,420 --> 01:59:14,160 Did he do a new one? 1908 01:59:14,220 --> 01:59:14,420 Did he? 1909 01:59:14,980 --> 01:59:18,040 I heard they put a flag up somewhere 1910 01:59:18,040 --> 01:59:20,220 And then someone with a drone managed to take it down 1911 01:59:20,220 --> 01:59:26,280 Which sounded like a bit of Greg 1912 01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:28,280 *sad music* 1913 01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,280 *sad music* 1914 01:59:30,280 --> 01:59:32,280 *sad music* 1915 01:59:32,280 --> 01:59:34,280 *sad music* 1916 01:59:34,280 --> 01:59:36,280 *sad music* 1917 01:59:36,280 --> 01:59:37,280 *sad music* 1918 01:59:37,280 --> 01:59:38,280 *sad music* 1919 01:59:38,280 --> 01:59:40,280 *Squeak* 1920 01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:42,280 *Squeak* 1921 01:59:42,280 --> 01:59:44,280 *Squeak* 1922 01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:46,280 *Squeak* 1923 01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:48,280 *Squeak* 1924 01:59:48,280 --> 01:59:50,280 *Squeak* 1925 01:59:50,280 --> 01:59:52,280 *Squeak* 1926 01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:54,280 *Squeak* 1927 01:59:54,280 --> 01:59:56,280 *Squeak* 1928 01:59:56,280 --> 01:59:58,280 *Squeak* 1929 01:59:58,280 --> 02:00:00,280 *Squeak* 1930 02:00:00,280 --> 02:00:02,280 *Squeak* 1931 02:00:02,280 --> 02:00:04,280 *Squeak* 1932 02:00:04,280 --> 02:00:06,280 *Squeak* 1933 02:00:06,280 --> 02:00:08,280 *Squeak* 1934 02:00:34,280 --> 02:00:35,280 *Squeak* 1935 02:00:35,280 --> 02:00:35,780 *Squeak* 1936 02:00:35,780 --> 02:01:05,760 *sad music* 1937 02:01:05,760 --> 02:01:07,760 *sad music* 1938 02:01:07,760 --> 02:01:13,760 Here we go! We're off to Hong Kong! I swear to fuck, I'm not- I'm quitting the job, it's shit! 1939 02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:19,760 *sad music* 1940 02:01:19,760 --> 02:01:21,760 Thanks. 1941 02:01:21,760 --> 02:01:25,760 *sad music* 1942 02:01:25,760 --> 02:01:31,760 Hey, that's nice, but I won't be fucking back, you can shove your forklift up your fucking hole! 1943 02:01:31,760 --> 02:01:33,760 *sad music* 1944 02:01:33,760 --> 02:01:36,780 Do I mean that'll be 500 yen per crate 1945 02:01:38,680 --> 02:01:40,680 Thank you 1946 02:01:43,360 --> 02:01:45,360 Thank you very much 1947 02:01:53,140 --> 02:02:00,240 See you later Emer you're gonna miss out on a cool cutscene though. Hey Dio. I overheard some information 1948 02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:07,940 Information I heard them all whispering something about long job. That is soon 1949 02:02:09,480 --> 02:02:14,180 Few fuck there's been a few boys of town whispering about long. Yeah, I 1950 02:02:16,260 --> 02:02:19,120 Am a snake who likes to play? 1951 02:02:20,880 --> 02:02:26,880 Long job best I could figure it's some mad angels black market deal 1952 02:02:28,040 --> 02:02:30,440 Makes sense. They've been on edge lately 1953 02:02:30,440 --> 02:02:35,260 Long job when's it supposed to happen? 1954 02:02:38,880 --> 02:02:41,020 Hong agas Kong 1955 02:02:47,880 --> 02:02:51,160 Would you not stay on the docks and make a career out of us Keaton? 1956 02:02:55,320 --> 02:02:58,820 It's this it's the sort of shitty parents say to you when you go off 1957 02:02:58,820 --> 02:03:05,380 I'm actually gonna go traveling for a bit because I'm not really happy in my job at the moment your parents would be like 1958 02:03:06,740 --> 02:03:08,740 Your mother would be like 1959 02:03:09,400 --> 02:03:11,400 Would you not stay on the docks and make a career out of us? 1960 02:03:11,400 --> 02:03:18,340 Right now I'm not happy I'm actually getting depressed and workman and I realize it's not the career for me 1961 02:03:20,620 --> 02:03:23,020 If you leave your job you'll have no money in it 1962 02:03:23,020 --> 02:03:24,440 You'd be like 1963 02:03:24,440 --> 02:03:48,500 Ah ma'am no I don't really want to keep working the docks like I mean it's been five years now I've all I do every day is I do forklift truck I have to fucking do the boxes and stuff and I thought before I'd only do this for a year or two before I'd move on to something else but now it's been five like you know. So I'm gonna go traveling and get my head together. Would you not stay on the docks and make a career out of it? 1964 02:03:49,500 --> 02:04:18,380 Well mother there is no real career because there's no fucking movement you see there's no movement I I'd need to even if even if I do stay here I'd need to fucking get some sort of qualification that would allow progression mother. If you quit your job and go traveling you'll have no money coming in. Yeah I know ma'am but like I'm depressed. Would you not stay on the dock and make a career out of it? Listen mum would you fuck off? That kind of boy. 1965 02:04:18,380 --> 02:04:36,820 Yeah that's another one Lung set sure your father has been doing the same thing to him for half his life. 1966 02:04:47,260 --> 02:04:53,800 I heard about you. Here you're after the mad angels. Yes. 1967 02:04:54,140 --> 02:05:01,760 I know you want revenge but if something happening to you how about the Hazuki tradition? 1968 02:05:03,140 --> 02:05:04,260 But I... 1969 02:05:04,260 --> 02:05:11,960 No buts boy. If no one were left to carry on. Oh what a shame that'd be. 1970 02:05:13,960 --> 02:05:18,900 I will show you another move. I will show you a thing or two about a thing or two. 1971 02:05:20,100 --> 02:05:22,640 If you got any whiskey... any sake for me. 1972 02:05:24,840 --> 02:05:26,840 That is a Hazuki style. 1973 02:05:28,540 --> 02:05:30,040 You are wasting movement. 1974 02:05:30,140 --> 02:05:30,320 Hmm? 1975 02:05:32,880 --> 02:05:33,820 What's that move? 1976 02:05:34,940 --> 02:05:36,980 It's called the cross charge. 1977 02:05:36,980 --> 02:05:36,980 It's called the cross charge. 1978 02:05:36,980 --> 02:05:42,380 Just at the moment you evade, slam into your opponent's side. 1979 02:05:45,380 --> 02:05:47,860 When you's up against multiple opponents. 1980 02:05:49,480 --> 02:05:51,160 They can all gang up on you. 1981 02:05:51,280 --> 02:05:53,480 Sit down. Have some soup. 1982 02:05:53,860 --> 02:05:54,220 You know. 1983 02:05:55,280 --> 02:05:58,160 This move is perfect for times like that. 1984 02:06:00,080 --> 02:06:01,100 Thank you very much. 1985 02:06:09,100 --> 02:06:11,500 So it's just been mastered. I didn't have to train. 1986 02:06:12,040 --> 02:06:13,300 Fucking sound. Savage. 1987 02:06:13,480 --> 02:06:14,040 Because... 1988 02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:17,740 If you remember Seamus, he used to work on the docks. 1989 02:06:17,820 --> 02:06:21,140 Now he just sits on his phone teaching martial arts to young men. 1990 02:06:24,440 --> 02:06:27,740 Please don't tell me I have to stay here and find out about the Mad Angels. 1991 02:06:27,880 --> 02:06:29,280 I just want to go and get a ticket. 1992 02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:31,560 Get the hell out of this place and go to Hong Kong. 1993 02:06:31,740 --> 02:06:32,100 Seagull. 1994 02:06:32,100 --> 02:06:34,240 Maybe I should ask around about the Mad Angels. 1995 02:06:34,720 --> 02:06:35,120 Fuck. 1996 02:06:36,880 --> 02:06:37,380 Fuck. 1997 02:06:38,380 --> 02:06:39,020 Christy Crow. 1998 02:06:39,120 --> 02:06:40,800 You will one day have hair like that. 1999 02:06:41,100 --> 02:06:42,080 Be careful what you wish for. 2000 02:06:47,400 --> 02:06:50,120 The old man has a bad case of mange. 2001 02:06:53,700 --> 02:06:55,420 Look at this fucking orange man. 2002 02:06:55,460 --> 02:06:56,260 Ian Paisley here. 2003 02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:03,420 D-U-P. 2004 02:07:04,120 --> 02:07:04,900 Look at this man. 2005 02:07:05,040 --> 02:07:05,980 The Apprentice Boys. 2006 02:07:12,180 --> 02:07:13,220 Apprentice San. 2007 02:07:16,680 --> 02:07:18,080 Are you doing a bit of dogging? 2008 02:07:26,640 --> 02:07:27,460 Sushi Mama. 2009 02:07:27,460 --> 02:07:27,780 Um. 2010 02:07:28,380 --> 02:07:28,980 What is it? 2011 02:07:30,220 --> 02:07:31,280 Is the stand busy? 2012 02:07:31,800 --> 02:07:33,720 Today's been about average, I'd suppose. 2013 02:07:34,500 --> 02:07:34,940 I see. 2014 02:07:35,440 --> 02:07:35,960 See you later. 2015 02:07:36,420 --> 02:07:36,800 Bye. 2016 02:07:37,800 --> 02:07:38,720 Sushi Mama. 2017 02:07:42,240 --> 02:07:43,440 Sushi O'Toole. 2018 02:07:43,440 --> 02:07:49,340 Excuse me. 2019 02:07:49,340 --> 02:07:50,520 What is it? 2020 02:07:51,040 --> 02:07:53,540 Have you heard about some deal the Mad Angels are arranging? 2021 02:07:54,360 --> 02:07:56,500 Well, I wouldn't know about that, you know. 2022 02:07:57,040 --> 02:07:58,860 So you haven't seen any of them around? 2023 02:07:59,480 --> 02:07:59,880 Nope. 2024 02:08:00,080 --> 02:08:03,040 But I saw a couple of sailors acting kind of suspicious. 2025 02:08:03,840 --> 02:08:06,880 The harbor is full of all kinds of sailors, don't you know? 2026 02:08:07,080 --> 02:08:07,320 Yeah. 2027 02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:08,320 Where did you see them? 2028 02:08:08,820 --> 02:08:10,420 Over by the harbor lounge. 2029 02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:10,900 Where's that? 2030 02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:13,780 Where's the harbor lounge? 2031 02:08:14,980 --> 02:08:31,100 I think the cafeteria is up by Groovy Tom. 2032 02:08:31,260 --> 02:08:32,700 I hope it isn't fucking closed though. 2033 02:08:34,560 --> 02:08:36,720 Too low tool is after you, Brad Cabba. 2034 02:08:38,160 --> 02:08:39,100 Brad Cabba. 2035 02:08:42,780 --> 02:08:46,380 Angels and Demons by fucking Dan Brown is after you. 2036 02:08:48,260 --> 02:08:52,740 I heard you were reading Dan Brown's digital fortress down the docks. 2037 02:08:53,000 --> 02:08:53,880 You mad cut. 2038 02:08:54,840 --> 02:08:55,300 You alright? 2039 02:08:56,060 --> 02:08:56,880 Do you need help? 2040 02:08:56,880 --> 02:08:56,880 Do you need help? 2041 02:08:56,880 --> 02:09:11,940 There's no one in here. 2042 02:09:12,000 --> 02:09:13,640 It's just this one who has the mad voice. 2043 02:09:13,640 --> 02:09:24,780 Deal. 2044 02:09:24,780 --> 02:09:25,080 Oh! 2045 02:09:29,520 --> 02:09:33,400 The early house. 2046 02:09:33,400 --> 02:09:34,600 About the mad angels. 2047 02:09:35,240 --> 02:09:37,600 You're too fresh and unspoiled. 2048 02:09:38,220 --> 02:09:39,980 Don't waste your life on the harbor. 2049 02:09:40,420 --> 02:09:42,300 Let's make it big in show business. 2050 02:09:43,080 --> 02:09:45,620 I know all about how to get an audition. 2051 02:09:46,300 --> 02:09:47,660 No, I'm not interested. 2052 02:09:49,540 --> 02:09:52,760 The mad angels sold me dodgy dusties. 2053 02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:55,080 And now I can't smell or shite right. 2054 02:09:55,080 --> 02:10:08,660 Should we ask the apprentice boy what's cooking? 2055 02:10:08,660 --> 02:10:09,660 Um. 2056 02:10:11,160 --> 02:10:11,680 Yes. 2057 02:10:12,100 --> 02:10:12,840 Can I help you? 2058 02:10:13,880 --> 02:10:16,280 Do you know about a deal the mad angels are making? 2059 02:10:16,980 --> 02:10:17,480 A deal? 2060 02:10:18,180 --> 02:10:19,520 I had no idea. 2061 02:10:20,120 --> 02:10:22,780 My boss made it clear I'm not supposed to get involved with them. 2062 02:10:23,300 --> 02:10:24,100 Is that so? 2063 02:10:27,720 --> 02:10:28,640 Fuck me, man. 2064 02:10:28,760 --> 02:10:30,620 This is a real tough game. 2065 02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:32,640 What's in this house? 2066 02:10:32,880 --> 02:10:36,000 Something in this place here is open to lead. 2067 02:10:36,000 --> 02:10:54,640 Excuse me. 2068 02:10:54,640 --> 02:10:55,140 Yes. 2069 02:10:56,060 --> 02:10:56,860 What is it? 2070 02:10:58,020 --> 02:10:58,640 Fishy. 2071 02:10:59,020 --> 02:10:59,780 What is it? 2072 02:11:00,240 --> 02:11:01,480 Are you hungry or something? 2073 02:11:01,780 --> 02:11:02,200 Fishy. 2074 02:11:02,220 --> 02:11:03,640 Don't worry about money. 2075 02:11:04,120 --> 02:11:05,980 You can eat without paying sometimes. 2076 02:11:05,980 --> 02:11:08,080 No, it's not that. 2077 02:11:13,440 --> 02:11:14,600 Um, excuse me. 2078 02:11:15,120 --> 02:11:15,500 What? 2079 02:11:16,460 --> 02:11:19,480 You know, it's really not a good time to talk now. 2080 02:11:20,120 --> 02:11:21,100 What's with you? 2081 02:11:21,440 --> 02:11:22,680 You lost or something? 2082 02:11:23,360 --> 02:11:23,720 No. 2083 02:11:24,340 --> 02:11:27,140 I'm sorry, but I haven't got time now. 2084 02:11:27,740 --> 02:11:28,700 Try again later. 2085 02:11:29,380 --> 02:11:29,700 Okay. 2086 02:11:30,980 --> 02:11:32,160 Um, excuse me. 2087 02:11:32,680 --> 02:11:33,220 What? 2088 02:11:33,920 --> 02:11:34,400 What? 2089 02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:38,380 You know, it's really not a good time to talk now. 2090 02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:39,960 Try again later. 2091 02:11:40,220 --> 02:11:41,480 Maloney's Digest. 2092 02:11:41,780 --> 02:11:44,240 Be nice if you reply to your messages every now and again. 2093 02:11:44,840 --> 02:11:54,840 Breaking the fourth wall and entering the realm of creative art in order to air personal messages. 2094 02:11:55,540 --> 02:12:03,200 I want to say something, which is a good time to talk now. 2095 02:12:03,200 --> 02:12:05,060 I want to say something, Murch. 2096 02:12:05,060 --> 02:12:06,220 You're a fucking good egg. 2097 02:12:06,220 --> 02:12:07,120 You're a fucking good egg. 2098 02:12:07,120 --> 02:12:08,180 You're a solid egg. 2099 02:12:08,180 --> 02:12:08,860 They should look at you. 2100 02:12:08,860 --> 02:12:10,440 I want to say something, Murch. 2101 02:12:10,440 --> 02:12:10,680 I want to say something, Murch. 2102 02:12:10,680 --> 02:12:11,360 I want to say something, Murch. 2103 02:12:11,360 --> 02:12:12,340 I want to say something, Murch. 2104 02:12:12,340 --> 02:12:13,300 I want to say something, Murch. 2105 02:12:13,300 --> 02:12:14,300 I want to say something, Murch. 2106 02:12:14,300 --> 02:12:16,760 When will this torture and torment end? 2107 02:12:16,760 --> 02:12:34,700 Um. 2108 02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:35,700 Excuse me. 2109 02:12:35,700 --> 02:12:36,460 Excuse me. 2110 02:12:36,460 --> 02:12:38,840 I really need to go home now. 2111 02:12:38,840 --> 02:12:41,660 Excuse me. 2112 02:12:41,660 --> 02:12:42,860 I'm sorry. 2113 02:12:42,860 --> 02:12:45,060 I have somewhere I need to be. 2114 02:12:46,260 --> 02:12:47,180 Um. 2115 02:12:47,720 --> 02:12:48,960 Excuse me. 2116 02:12:49,520 --> 02:12:51,480 Ask me again some other time. 2117 02:12:56,280 --> 02:12:57,460 Fuck me, man. 2118 02:12:57,460 --> 02:12:57,520 Fuck me, man. 2119 02:12:57,520 --> 02:13:11,000 If they make you work lifting boxes until you accumulate enough wealth to get to Hong Kong, that's a long game. 2120 02:13:11,000 --> 02:13:13,520 And the process is very drawn out. 2121 02:13:14,040 --> 02:13:14,720 It's cuntish. 2122 02:13:14,720 --> 02:13:29,440 Got a minute? 2123 02:13:29,940 --> 02:13:32,880 Do you know when that mad angel deal is going to take place? 2124 02:13:33,340 --> 02:13:35,120 How the hell would I know? 2125 02:13:35,260 --> 02:13:36,760 The gay angels are after you. 2126 02:13:36,760 --> 02:13:58,440 Um. 2127 02:13:59,000 --> 02:13:59,880 Do you have time? 2128 02:14:00,440 --> 02:14:00,860 Sorry. 2129 02:14:01,440 --> 02:14:02,460 Can you ask me later? 2130 02:14:03,080 --> 02:14:03,680 I see. 2131 02:14:04,680 --> 02:14:05,400 I know. 2132 02:14:05,740 --> 02:14:06,140 Aisling. 2133 02:14:06,620 --> 02:14:10,360 This is, uh, an early afternoon grind. 2134 02:14:10,660 --> 02:14:17,180 Because I can't fucking stream this on an evening and just be doing the same thing, lifting boxes every day. 2135 02:14:17,500 --> 02:14:19,140 I need to get it done earlier on. 2136 02:14:19,420 --> 02:14:20,500 Get it out of the fucking way. 2137 02:14:20,660 --> 02:14:23,980 I don't know how many days work you have to do in Shenmue to progress. 2138 02:14:24,580 --> 02:14:27,460 Apparently, this is the final third of the game. 2139 02:14:28,440 --> 02:14:29,060 Excuse me. 2140 02:14:29,700 --> 02:14:30,720 Excuse me. 2141 02:14:31,040 --> 02:14:31,480 Look at that. 2142 02:14:31,500 --> 02:14:32,840 You're disrupting our work. 2143 02:14:33,380 --> 02:14:34,600 Please step back. 2144 02:14:35,980 --> 02:14:37,540 Um. 2145 02:14:37,540 --> 02:14:37,620 Um. 2146 02:14:37,620 --> 02:14:41,160 I'm sorry, but it's dangerous here. 2147 02:14:41,840 --> 02:14:42,880 Don't stand there. 2148 02:14:43,500 --> 02:14:43,900 All right. 2149 02:14:53,360 --> 02:14:54,280 Excuse me. 2150 02:14:54,280 --> 02:14:55,920 Excuse me. 2151 02:14:56,580 --> 02:15:00,420 With the forklifts coming in and out, don't stand there. 2152 02:15:02,360 --> 02:15:03,140 Um. 2153 02:15:03,140 --> 02:15:03,140 Um. 2154 02:15:03,820 --> 02:15:06,700 I'm sorry, but it's dangerous here. 2155 02:15:07,280 --> 02:15:08,540 Please step back. 2156 02:15:12,320 --> 02:15:13,440 Fuck me, man. 2157 02:15:16,580 --> 02:15:16,980 Yeah. 2158 02:15:17,920 --> 02:15:19,340 Any tips? 2159 02:15:25,820 --> 02:15:29,440 Thanks very much for the fucking Euro 17, man. 2160 02:15:29,820 --> 02:15:33,840 I'm gonna go spend that on weasel muffins down at super value. 2161 02:15:35,200 --> 02:15:37,740 They stick a load of fucking weasel into the muffin. 2162 02:15:38,820 --> 02:15:40,240 Pack that shit out tight. 2163 02:15:40,800 --> 02:15:42,920 They only have about 35 grams of fat. 2164 02:15:43,120 --> 02:15:44,580 The rest of it is pure awful. 2165 02:15:47,460 --> 02:15:49,780 If you want a fucking slice, give me a ring. 2166 02:15:50,660 --> 02:15:54,380 Send me your PO box and I'll fucking post you one of the weasel muffins myself. 2167 02:15:58,740 --> 02:16:02,160 What's the story with this Yang Gang bullshit I keep hearing about? 2168 02:16:02,160 --> 02:16:18,920 The back. 2169 02:16:19,200 --> 02:16:22,500 Will you ever, will you ever able to get into the back of number 17? 2170 02:16:23,080 --> 02:16:24,960 No, I don't, I don't fucking think so, man. 2171 02:16:25,300 --> 02:16:28,940 It does, that lad does look like Austin Powers there, Joel. 2172 02:16:28,940 --> 02:16:35,780 Posting hours. 2173 02:16:37,300 --> 02:16:39,640 When is the next Lange deal? 2174 02:16:40,460 --> 02:16:42,420 There's two foreigners I rarely see. 2175 02:16:43,020 --> 02:16:44,280 Are they part of Lange? 2176 02:16:45,480 --> 02:16:47,480 I hear they're hanging around the cafeteria. 2177 02:16:48,000 --> 02:16:49,120 I was there myself. 2178 02:16:49,540 --> 02:16:50,640 Couldn't fucking find him. 2179 02:16:51,060 --> 02:16:52,140 Couldn't fucking find him. 2180 02:16:53,340 --> 02:16:54,300 He's out of sorts. 2181 02:16:54,540 --> 02:16:55,080 He's not well. 2182 02:16:56,080 --> 02:16:56,800 You're fucked. 2183 02:16:56,800 --> 02:17:01,880 Get nice and God bless. 2184 02:17:02,500 --> 02:17:03,220 You're fucked. 2185 02:17:18,040 --> 02:17:20,700 How the fuck is On The Soul still running? 2186 02:17:21,040 --> 02:17:26,440 How, how many, uh, years does a racehorse have in it? 2187 02:17:29,500 --> 02:17:31,420 Home to bed, this is fucking shit, man. 2188 02:17:43,240 --> 02:17:43,780 Yeah. 2189 02:17:46,000 --> 02:17:47,160 I should go home. 2190 02:17:50,120 --> 02:17:51,580 Yeah, Vulcan Raven. 2191 02:17:52,080 --> 02:17:56,420 Are you fucking, are you serious, man? 2192 02:17:58,800 --> 02:18:00,540 Thanks very much, Vulcan Raven. 2193 02:18:00,880 --> 02:18:03,440 You old giant and shamanful bastard. 2194 02:18:03,940 --> 02:18:04,380 Yeah, the build time. 2195 02:18:06,700 --> 02:18:08,140 You know well what you're at. 2196 02:18:08,280 --> 02:18:10,480 You're a smooth operator and I fucking like it. 2197 02:18:10,540 --> 02:18:11,360 You know what you're doing. 2198 02:18:11,720 --> 02:18:12,960 And you know how to get results. 2199 02:18:13,720 --> 02:18:17,220 And you've got the temerity and the tenacity, the grit, the determination. 2200 02:18:17,780 --> 02:18:20,180 And you've also got a fucking brain between the ears. 2201 02:18:20,700 --> 02:18:23,420 You haven't just got the brawn. 2202 02:18:23,820 --> 02:18:24,920 You know what you're at. 2203 02:18:26,460 --> 02:18:27,520 Welcome to the galaxy. 2204 02:18:27,520 --> 02:18:57,500 Sakura Gaoka Gaoka. 2205 02:18:57,500 --> 02:18:58,600 Hey, fucking, hey. 2206 02:18:59,120 --> 02:19:02,260 Hey, your fucking Nozomi wants a bit of Hazuki, man. 2207 02:19:02,440 --> 02:19:05,060 She's down the park waiting for a bit of Hazuki, man. 2208 02:19:06,420 --> 02:19:07,440 She's down the park. 2209 02:19:07,700 --> 02:19:09,180 She wants a bit of fucking Hazuki. 2210 02:19:09,320 --> 02:19:09,580 Do you want to? 2211 02:19:09,880 --> 02:19:12,280 You should go around and fucking see Nozomi, man. 2212 02:19:13,440 --> 02:19:15,260 She's got a bunch of flowers for you. 2213 02:19:16,500 --> 02:19:16,940 Landormer. 2214 02:19:17,940 --> 02:19:19,240 Bondasau is a good horse. 2215 02:19:19,480 --> 02:19:22,620 Some horse have about 11 to 12 years of good running in them. 2216 02:19:22,740 --> 02:19:24,540 Doubt he will win today though, but it'll play. 2217 02:19:24,740 --> 02:19:27,320 Hey, doubt he'll win today, but it'll fucking place. 2218 02:19:35,660 --> 02:19:43,460 How are you, Maloney? 2219 02:19:43,700 --> 02:19:44,840 She's rough, but she'll do. 2220 02:19:47,380 --> 02:19:51,680 Jimmy Malarkey would have had this on the Dreamcast back in the day. 2221 02:19:52,460 --> 02:19:54,400 Fucking Rose on coke job. 2222 02:19:54,400 --> 02:19:58,100 Seen this lad? 2223 02:19:58,440 --> 02:19:59,440 The price is right. 2224 02:19:59,560 --> 02:20:00,360 What were you doing? 2225 02:20:01,080 --> 02:20:02,980 Actually, I was just thinking. 2226 02:20:03,560 --> 02:20:04,940 I'm kind of hungry, you know? 2227 02:20:05,100 --> 02:20:05,560 Are you fucking... 2228 02:20:05,560 --> 02:20:06,620 Want to grab a bite with me? 2229 02:20:06,760 --> 02:20:07,160 Ah, yeah. 2230 02:20:07,220 --> 02:20:07,460 Not now. 2231 02:20:07,880 --> 02:20:08,640 Maybe next time. 2232 02:20:09,220 --> 02:20:09,660 Oh, man. 2233 02:20:09,780 --> 02:20:10,700 You're no fun. 2234 02:20:10,840 --> 02:20:12,020 No, you're no crack. 2235 02:20:12,420 --> 02:20:12,800 See ya. 2236 02:20:12,840 --> 02:20:13,400 Well, because I don't want... 2237 02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:14,060 Yeah, later. 2238 02:20:14,280 --> 02:20:18,420 I'm no crack apparently, because I don't want to go and eat shite with that fucking clown. 2239 02:20:22,460 --> 02:20:24,680 You'd want to lay off the fucking burgers, man. 2240 02:20:38,580 --> 02:20:39,500 Soul Blade. 2241 02:20:40,080 --> 02:20:42,600 I was fucking playing with my Soul Blade. 2242 02:20:42,780 --> 02:20:44,980 I was playing a bit of Soul Blade last night. 2243 02:20:46,920 --> 02:20:49,840 Hammer and tongs on the old Ariana Glendy. 2244 02:20:51,180 --> 02:20:52,140 Thank you, next. 2245 02:20:59,660 --> 02:21:00,840 Can of the goose. 2246 02:21:01,740 --> 02:21:02,180 Hey, look. 2247 02:21:04,200 --> 02:21:05,720 She's crying in the park. 2248 02:21:06,160 --> 02:21:06,780 You're one... 2249 02:21:06,780 --> 02:21:07,880 Hey. 2250 02:21:08,680 --> 02:21:11,620 You're one of zombies fucking beefing in the park, man. 2251 02:21:11,940 --> 02:21:13,840 You'd want to get over to her fast. 2252 02:21:14,440 --> 02:21:15,800 She wants your Hazuki... 2253 02:21:15,800 --> 02:21:17,920 She wants your Hazuki family crashed. 2254 02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:22,880 Nozomi? 2255 02:21:25,560 --> 02:21:25,880 Who... 2256 02:21:25,880 --> 02:21:26,240 Ryo? 2257 02:21:26,500 --> 02:21:27,540 Did you see Beardsman? 2258 02:21:27,760 --> 02:21:32,200 I didn't watch the latest Alan Partridge, but the one the week before was the... 2259 02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:33,700 When he had that jacket on him. 2260 02:21:34,380 --> 02:21:36,160 And when he did the fucking... 2261 02:21:36,160 --> 02:21:37,840 He stabbed your man with the sword. 2262 02:21:38,160 --> 02:21:40,340 And as your man was dying, he goes, 2263 02:21:40,660 --> 02:21:41,480 I've got kids! 2264 02:21:41,480 --> 02:21:44,480 What's wrong? 2265 02:21:44,480 --> 02:21:44,920 Nothing. 2266 02:21:44,920 --> 02:21:45,640 Nothing. 2267 02:21:46,340 --> 02:21:47,440 Are you crying? 2268 02:21:47,780 --> 02:21:48,000 Oh! 2269 02:21:48,260 --> 02:21:48,520 No. 2270 02:21:49,320 --> 02:21:50,500 I'm so embarrassed. 2271 02:21:52,420 --> 02:21:54,120 Problem with your mom? 2272 02:21:54,940 --> 02:21:55,360 Yes. 2273 02:21:55,920 --> 02:21:57,340 She'll stay here, but... 2274 02:21:58,340 --> 02:22:00,040 She says I have to go there. 2275 02:22:01,640 --> 02:22:02,420 I see. 2276 02:22:03,000 --> 02:22:04,580 It's her family home. 2277 02:22:05,200 --> 02:22:07,440 She's worried about grandma, so she's staying. 2278 02:22:08,640 --> 02:22:10,500 You don't want to be with your father? 2279 02:22:12,300 --> 02:22:13,340 It's not that. 2280 02:22:13,500 --> 02:22:14,740 I just... 2281 02:22:14,740 --> 02:22:16,660 I don't want to be away from you. 2282 02:22:20,920 --> 02:22:22,460 I... um... 2283 02:22:22,460 --> 02:22:22,920 Please. 2284 02:22:23,920 --> 02:22:24,860 Just for a while. 2285 02:22:25,720 --> 02:22:26,540 Stay with me. 2286 02:22:35,820 --> 02:22:37,460 Christmas is already over. 2287 02:22:40,040 --> 02:22:40,300 Yeah. 2288 02:22:40,960 --> 02:22:43,020 We didn't get to celebrate together. 2289 02:22:45,240 --> 02:22:45,760 Yeah. 2290 02:22:47,800 --> 02:22:50,560 I'd so wanted to spend Christmas Eve with you. 2291 02:22:51,900 --> 02:22:52,480 Nozomi? 2292 02:23:03,880 --> 02:23:05,020 Stay with me. 2293 02:23:05,540 --> 02:23:06,340 For a while. 2294 02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:10,140 Yeah. 2295 02:23:10,140 --> 02:23:13,980 I wish time... 2296 02:23:13,980 --> 02:23:15,860 Would just stand still. 2297 02:23:19,300 --> 02:23:20,260 Drop the claw. 2298 02:23:20,540 --> 02:23:21,620 It's Christmas time. 2299 02:23:23,660 --> 02:23:24,760 Feed the apple. 2300 02:23:36,760 --> 02:23:39,780 Meet Nozomi at Sakuragoko Park. 2301 02:23:40,300 --> 02:23:40,820 She cried. 2302 02:23:41,300 --> 02:23:42,500 But I couldn't comfort her. 2303 02:23:42,880 --> 02:23:43,820 Nozomi, please. 2304 02:23:44,180 --> 02:23:45,640 Don't leave without saying goodbye. 2305 02:23:48,580 --> 02:23:50,920 Goro says he'll find a job for me. 2306 02:23:51,140 --> 02:23:52,060 Tomorrow noon. 2307 02:23:52,400 --> 02:23:53,700 At warehouse number one. 2308 02:23:54,060 --> 02:23:54,980 At the blue door. 2309 02:23:55,920 --> 02:23:59,460 Speak to Yadah San at Alpha Trading Office by 2pm. 2310 02:24:00,400 --> 02:24:01,200 Can't. 2311 02:24:02,540 --> 02:24:03,460 Start a job. 2312 02:24:03,460 --> 02:24:05,820 I started a job driving forklifts. 2313 02:24:06,340 --> 02:24:07,400 Mark will instruct me. 2314 02:24:07,620 --> 02:24:08,260 Part time job. 2315 02:24:08,360 --> 02:24:09,540 Oh, this is an old... 2316 02:24:09,540 --> 02:24:11,660 This is an old diary entry. 2317 02:24:20,480 --> 02:24:21,940 Landy is still in the harbour. 2318 02:24:23,140 --> 02:24:24,500 Mark heard about Longjah. 2319 02:24:24,600 --> 02:24:25,040 What is it? 2320 02:24:25,100 --> 02:24:25,620 Longjah. 2321 02:24:25,780 --> 02:24:28,460 Black market dealings between Chinese... 2322 02:24:29,140 --> 02:24:30,480 and mad angels. 2323 02:24:30,480 --> 02:24:35,760 When is the next Longjah deal? 2324 02:24:35,860 --> 02:24:36,520 Two foreigners. 2325 02:24:38,440 --> 02:24:40,500 This game is so fucking confusing, man. 2326 02:24:43,060 --> 02:24:43,800 Oh, man. 2327 02:24:43,860 --> 02:24:44,540 This is cuntish. 2328 02:24:45,920 --> 02:24:47,020 They're still on the shit. 2329 02:24:50,020 --> 02:24:50,460 Yeah. 2330 02:24:50,460 --> 02:24:52,360 Yeah, Joe. 2331 02:24:56,860 --> 02:24:58,780 Thanks very much for that, wee Joe. 2332 02:24:59,300 --> 02:25:03,060 I'm gonna fucking drive a Hitachi forklift truck around the harbour. 2333 02:25:03,280 --> 02:25:03,960 Three laps. 2334 02:25:04,340 --> 02:25:05,300 Just for you, baby. 2335 02:25:13,400 --> 02:25:14,980 Good morning, everyone. 2336 02:25:15,820 --> 02:25:16,340 Morning. 2337 02:25:17,600 --> 02:25:19,740 It's time for a daily warm-up race. 2338 02:25:20,660 --> 02:25:22,400 Listen to how gay all the lads are now. 2339 02:25:22,740 --> 02:25:23,820 Hi, everyone. 2340 02:25:24,540 --> 02:25:24,940 Okay. 2341 02:25:26,800 --> 02:25:28,320 This is David Lynch. 2342 02:25:29,900 --> 02:25:30,580 Meets. 2343 02:25:33,440 --> 02:25:35,060 Minecraft graphics. 2344 02:25:36,160 --> 02:25:36,740 Meets. 2345 02:25:39,740 --> 02:25:40,340 1999. 2346 02:25:42,340 --> 02:25:42,340 Meets. 2347 02:25:44,340 --> 02:25:45,820 Fucking EastEnders. 2348 02:25:46,200 --> 02:25:48,080 You all do your best now. 2349 02:25:48,440 --> 02:25:48,740 Yeah. 2350 02:25:49,820 --> 02:25:51,180 Like always. 2351 02:25:51,460 --> 02:25:52,740 Three laps to the finish. 2352 02:25:53,400 --> 02:25:54,400 Everybody ready? 2353 02:25:54,780 --> 02:25:55,160 Yeah. 2354 02:25:56,440 --> 02:25:57,680 On your mark. 2355 02:25:58,360 --> 02:25:59,600 Almost time to go. 2356 02:26:07,060 --> 02:26:07,500 Ready? 2357 02:26:08,360 --> 02:26:08,980 Go. 2358 02:26:11,920 --> 02:26:14,660 Having fucking class crack all the time. 2359 02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:17,240 Drive a Hitachi forklift. 2360 02:26:17,580 --> 02:26:20,180 Gonna get a body kit for the cunt. 2361 02:26:20,580 --> 02:26:22,960 And drive it into next Tuesday weekend. 2362 02:26:24,260 --> 02:26:26,040 What days are you working next week? 2363 02:26:26,900 --> 02:26:28,660 Can you come in on Tuesday at 6? 2364 02:26:29,520 --> 02:26:31,440 What days are you working next Tuesday? 2365 02:26:32,480 --> 02:26:35,000 Can you work overtime on fucking Friday night? 2366 02:26:35,960 --> 02:26:36,900 I came in at 9? 2367 02:26:37,020 --> 02:26:37,160 Sure. 2368 02:26:37,240 --> 02:26:37,960 It's time to go. 2369 02:26:38,780 --> 02:26:40,240 I came in at fucking 9. 2370 02:26:40,420 --> 02:26:41,320 It's 6 o'clock now. 2371 02:26:41,400 --> 02:26:42,180 I'm fucking off. 2372 02:26:42,980 --> 02:26:43,980 Did you take your lunch? 2373 02:26:44,960 --> 02:26:45,320 Yeah. 2374 02:26:45,540 --> 02:26:46,520 But I had to come back. 2375 02:26:46,780 --> 02:26:48,400 I had to come back half an hour early. 2376 02:26:48,460 --> 02:26:51,100 So I'm going to leave half an hour early when I'm finished. 2377 02:26:54,060 --> 02:26:55,220 What time are you in tomorrow? 2378 02:26:56,700 --> 02:26:57,120 10. 2379 02:26:57,120 --> 02:26:57,120 10. 2380 02:26:57,720 --> 02:26:58,620 10 to 6. 2381 02:27:00,400 --> 02:27:00,760 Alright. 2382 02:27:00,980 --> 02:27:01,820 Did you take your tea? 2383 02:27:02,260 --> 02:27:02,600 Yeah. 2384 02:27:05,820 --> 02:27:06,680 Fucking helmet. 2385 02:27:15,140 --> 02:27:16,000 Mitzi Turbo. 2386 02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:19,160 Mitzi fucking Turbos all night. 2387 02:27:19,160 --> 02:27:49,140 *music* 2388 02:27:49,140 --> 02:28:05,140 *music* 2389 02:28:05,140 --> 02:28:10,340 Try and mix this up. Let's try and mix this up. 2390 02:28:10,340 --> 02:28:17,140 *music* 2391 02:28:17,140 --> 02:28:19,140 *music* 2392 02:28:19,140 --> 02:28:21,140 *music* 2393 02:28:21,140 --> 02:28:23,140 *music* 2394 02:28:23,140 --> 02:28:27,140 *music* 2395 02:28:27,140 --> 02:28:31,140 *music* 2396 02:28:31,140 --> 02:28:33,140 *music* 2397 02:28:33,140 --> 02:28:35,140 *music* 2398 02:28:35,140 --> 02:28:37,140 *music* 2399 02:28:37,140 --> 02:28:39,140 *music* 2400 02:28:39,140 --> 02:28:41,140 *music* 2401 02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:43,140 *music* 2402 02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:45,140 *music* 2403 02:28:45,140 --> 02:28:47,140 *music* 2404 02:28:47,140 --> 02:28:49,140 *music* 2405 02:28:49,140 --> 02:28:51,140 *music* 2406 02:28:51,140 --> 02:28:53,140 *music* 2407 02:28:53,140 --> 02:29:18,240 Here we go baby this is it! 2408 02:29:18,240 --> 02:29:47,240 Yeah! Thanks! Marchenator! Yeah Marchenator, thanks very much for the tip! You see my friend has a tattoo of your face under a teet. Gotcha! The day you gotta move cargo between warehouse. 2409 02:29:47,240 --> 02:30:14,240 No joke! But if she does, I hope it fucking ages well. Any chance you could get a picture of that? And I mean obviously I can't broadcast it now but fucking hey. It'd be great to have some evidence of that. And not in a kind of like pornographic way. Just like. Even if you just lift up and you can isolate the tit so you can't see anything. 2410 02:30:14,240 --> 02:30:21,240 Take it easy hearts. 2411 02:30:21,240 --> 02:30:28,240 *Squeak* 2412 02:30:28,240 --> 02:30:32,240 Take a crate from here over to warehouse number eight. For fuck's sake. 2413 02:30:32,240 --> 02:30:47,240 Then take a crate from warehouse number eight to warehouse number 18. You know where that is right? I take this to warehouse number eight. Then I take number eight condo to warehouse number 18. Yep. But careful you don't get mixed up. The quota's written on the map. I got it. 2414 02:30:47,240 --> 02:30:54,240 *Squeak* 2415 02:30:54,240 --> 02:30:56,240 *Squeak* 2416 02:30:56,240 --> 02:30:57,240 *Squeak* 2417 02:30:57,240 --> 02:31:21,840 Oh my god man. This is fucking harder than actual work. It takes great mental stamina to keep this shit up. Where am I fucking going? Number 8 is it? Number 8. Huh? Do I have to go to number 8 and then load it to 18? 2418 02:31:23,640 --> 02:31:47,880 Go to number 8. Ah, go to number 8, pick up a crate from 8 and load it into 18. It's getting technical now. Technicalities of which I don't understand. It's tough. Isolate the tit and just get a picture of the fucking face. Isolate the tit and get a picture of the face. 2419 02:31:50,040 --> 02:31:52,220 Isolate the tit. 2420 02:32:01,340 --> 02:32:02,380 Goads inwards. 2421 02:32:06,180 --> 02:32:07,220 Goads inwards. 2422 02:32:09,320 --> 02:32:20,620 Uh oh. Uh oh. I had to fucking be in. Uh oh. Just got an email there that said I had to be somewhere. Now I completely fucking forgot about it. 2423 02:32:20,740 --> 02:32:29,020 And what am I at? I'm playing a forklift game. Chris, I had you down for an appointment this morning, question mark. Oh my god. 2424 02:32:31,200 --> 02:32:35,340 Who's Chrissy? I don't even know who fucking Chris is, man. She got that wrong. It's Francis. 2425 02:32:36,940 --> 02:32:42,860 Right, we need to, uh, bring this to 18. Stick her in 18 and then collect the boxes from the end of the harbour. 2426 02:32:51,460 --> 02:32:53,980 Take it up to Burns before Chippy gets it. 2427 02:32:55,060 --> 02:32:55,500 Chippy. 2428 02:32:55,500 --> 02:32:59,520 Chippy. Chippy. 2429 02:33:07,920 --> 02:33:10,720 Yeah, fuck. If they are in the stream, I'm fucked. 2430 02:33:15,640 --> 02:33:17,640 Fuck. I knew I had something to do. 2431 02:33:21,360 --> 02:33:21,860 What? 2432 02:33:26,160 --> 02:33:31,640 Chris stole my phone. I stole some lads phone. His name is Chris. It's not even, it's not even mine, man. 2433 02:33:35,940 --> 02:33:39,420 Shenmue. Dedicated to the Shenmue lifestyle, man. 2434 02:33:39,940 --> 02:33:42,540 I mean, I'm fucking up my life for this. 2435 02:33:42,540 --> 02:33:54,500 I'm fucking sorry, man. 2436 02:33:55,440 --> 02:33:57,420 Hey, I'm sorry about the meeting. 2437 02:33:58,200 --> 02:34:02,780 I know you, I, I, I was playing the fucking forklift game and I got stuck. 2438 02:34:03,580 --> 02:34:09,340 Any chance you can, I, I, I, I apologize if I've caused any trouble for you. 2439 02:34:09,340 --> 02:34:11,720 Do you need me to call back again later? 2440 02:34:13,080 --> 02:34:13,480 Hey. 2441 02:34:14,400 --> 02:34:17,040 I'm, I'm fucking sorry, man. 2442 02:34:18,260 --> 02:34:21,980 Maybe that'll work. If I go in the next day and just say that. 2443 02:34:26,320 --> 02:34:30,140 I didn't choose the forklift life. The forklift life chose me. 2444 02:34:35,240 --> 02:34:39,720 Not too shabby. I'll hopefully have the fucking game completed by the time you get home. 2445 02:34:39,980 --> 02:34:41,740 We, we'll move on to Shenmue 2. 2446 02:34:42,400 --> 02:34:44,560 I can't fucking play this Shenmue 2, man. 2447 02:34:44,620 --> 02:34:45,060 That's... 2448 02:34:45,060 --> 02:34:48,320 Fair balls, though. 2449 02:34:48,320 --> 02:34:51,680 If anybody, if you can fucking keep this game going, man. 2450 02:34:51,800 --> 02:34:53,420 Remember that speedrunner from earlier on? 2451 02:34:53,560 --> 02:34:53,980 Quincy. 2452 02:34:54,160 --> 02:34:55,000 Quincy Jones. 2453 02:34:55,700 --> 02:34:57,600 Michal Jackson's fucking producer. 2454 02:35:00,020 --> 02:35:00,780 How are you keeping? 2455 02:35:05,440 --> 02:35:08,140 Do the meeting via the stream. 2456 02:35:08,520 --> 02:35:08,540 Yeah. 2457 02:35:11,800 --> 02:35:13,380 Jacob Rees Mark. Thanks very much. 2458 02:35:13,720 --> 02:35:14,920 Francis loved the streams. 2459 02:35:15,580 --> 02:35:16,520 But doing the work. 2460 02:35:17,640 --> 02:35:19,160 During the working days, dodgy. 2461 02:35:19,280 --> 02:35:21,300 People are going to notice I've been away from the desk. 2462 02:35:21,720 --> 02:35:23,500 Hiding in the bog for three hours. 2463 02:35:23,940 --> 02:35:25,040 Can you keep it till the evenings? 2464 02:35:27,540 --> 02:35:28,440 I don't know, man. 2465 02:35:28,480 --> 02:35:29,700 Because this game needed to... 2466 02:35:29,700 --> 02:35:30,760 I needed to grind this out. 2467 02:35:30,820 --> 02:35:33,740 I've actually missed an appointment in real life for this shit. 2468 02:35:34,220 --> 02:35:35,640 So, I mean, I'm not going to stop now. 2469 02:35:35,860 --> 02:35:35,940 The... 2470 02:35:35,940 --> 02:35:37,860 The Shenmue life chose me. 2471 02:35:38,420 --> 02:35:41,080 And another thing, if you're watching stuff in the jacks, 2472 02:35:41,340 --> 02:35:43,460 make sure to fucking vary your... 2473 02:35:44,460 --> 02:35:46,000 On-site work time. 2474 02:35:46,460 --> 02:35:48,460 Also, I once got caught Dawson... 2475 02:35:49,080 --> 02:35:51,260 Well, not caught, but I was leaving the jacks. 2476 02:35:51,260 --> 02:35:53,740 I used to fucking just spend a waste of time in the jacks. 2477 02:35:54,000 --> 02:35:54,980 And, uh... 2478 02:35:54,980 --> 02:35:58,380 I got caught once by the boss. 2479 02:35:58,580 --> 02:36:00,180 And he said, what's the story? 2480 02:36:00,300 --> 02:36:01,460 And I said, I'm sorry. 2481 02:36:01,620 --> 02:36:01,960 I've... 2482 02:36:01,960 --> 02:36:02,840 I've got diarrhea. 2483 02:36:05,300 --> 02:36:06,040 And, uh... 2484 02:36:06,040 --> 02:36:06,580 That worked. 2485 02:36:06,660 --> 02:36:08,800 He was so embarrassed that he fucking just said, 2486 02:36:08,880 --> 02:36:09,020 Alright. 2487 02:36:09,580 --> 02:36:10,320 Can you... 2488 02:36:10,320 --> 02:36:12,000 Can you fucking do this, that, and the other? 2489 02:36:12,340 --> 02:36:14,660 The conversation just moved on to what I should do next. 2490 02:36:16,700 --> 02:36:18,440 Just say something sick. 2491 02:36:19,440 --> 02:36:21,080 They ain't gonna question that shit. 2492 02:36:21,240 --> 02:36:21,700 Do you know what I mean? 2493 02:36:22,620 --> 02:36:24,840 Then again, you're probably not gonna win the promotion. 2494 02:36:25,020 --> 02:36:27,500 Because they'll just remember the time that you had diarrhea. 2495 02:36:41,040 --> 02:36:41,760 Quincy Mangan. 2496 02:36:42,800 --> 02:36:43,600 Quincy Mangan. 2497 02:36:43,600 --> 02:37:06,680 Boxes are bags. Boxes are bags. They genuinely were the fucking... They were cozy times. Maybe 2498 02:37:06,680 --> 02:37:13,040 they were... When I think back, they were probably some of the happiest times of my life. Just 2499 02:37:13,040 --> 02:37:19,320 fucking working the forklift at Landis. As I said before, there were no worries. There 2500 02:37:19,320 --> 02:37:28,940 were no bills. Yeah, a bit of pocket money for the weekend. And away you went. 2501 02:37:28,940 --> 02:37:43,940 Work mooie. Who left the cat there? Someone left a fucking pussycat at the side of the dock, 2502 02:37:43,940 --> 02:37:50,500 while all the fishermen tried to fucking get their catch. Trying to catch their fucking sushi 2503 02:37:50,500 --> 02:38:12,360 for the afternoon, is it? Fresh out the stream. Hey, lunchtime's coming up. Get ready for 2504 02:38:12,360 --> 02:38:39,360 the klaxon. Lunchtime, eh? Fucking air raid... Air raids siren. Check out these boys, man. 2505 02:38:39,360 --> 02:38:47,760 Bad cunts, bad cunts. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? Bad cunts, 2506 02:38:47,760 --> 02:39:10,160 bad cunts. Hey, bro! Hey, my... This guy's got something wrong with him, man. Eh? Goro? Bro, me, I'm gonna settle down and go straight! Gets me a real job, work hard and marry her! Marry? But she's too young. Don't you know, 2507 02:39:10,160 --> 02:39:20,220 Girls can get married from 16 dodgy, but to Goro fucking dodgy. He's not so bright, but he's got a heart of gold 2508 02:39:20,780 --> 02:39:22,780 Yeah, but go 2509 02:39:35,320 --> 02:39:41,820 And I'm getting a I'm gonna get the fucking tattoo of a forklift on my shaft 2510 02:39:42,580 --> 02:39:47,860 It seems Goro and my are getting married even though. She's a minor in the eyes of the law 2511 02:39:49,940 --> 02:39:54,140 Part of long yeah, I see I hear they're hanging around the cafe 2512 02:39:55,940 --> 02:40:02,100 This game was directed by David Lynch who made Twin Peaks and after that he went on to do 2513 02:40:02,540 --> 02:40:10,240 Inland Empire Mulholland Drive, but he also was a conscript consultant on the game Shenmue from 1999 on the Dreamcast 2514 02:40:11,180 --> 02:40:16,780 Which was a 75 million dollar game and you're listening in to me David Lynch so you can say whether I'm right or I'm wrong 2515 02:40:17,000 --> 02:40:25,180 It was never your intention to make a shit game what you wanted was a situation whereby the game would last until the next treaty 2516 02:40:25,180 --> 02:40:27,180 He greatly enhanced his reputation 2517 02:40:27,180 --> 02:40:29,180 Great greatly enhanced his reputation 2518 02:40:29,180 --> 02:40:32,880 And you're listening into this Pat so you're getting you can say it's right or wrong say it's right or wrong 2519 02:40:32,880 --> 02:40:39,960 What you wanted to do was to get a situation where in the future the possibility will be created in the next treaty 2520 02:40:40,760 --> 02:40:57,640 treaty treaty treaty treaty treaty we're in the future we're in the future good evening gay yes 2521 02:41:00,020 --> 02:41:01,540 Good evening, gay. Yes. 2522 02:41:02,360 --> 02:41:03,800 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2523 02:41:04,120 --> 02:41:05,360 Good evening, gay. Yes. 2524 02:41:06,040 --> 02:41:07,520 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2525 02:41:08,000 --> 02:41:09,420 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2526 02:41:09,640 --> 02:41:11,360 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2527 02:41:11,800 --> 02:41:13,080 Good evening, gay. Yes. 2528 02:41:13,740 --> 02:41:15,160 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2529 02:41:15,320 --> 02:41:17,060 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2530 02:41:17,580 --> 02:41:19,040 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2531 02:41:19,520 --> 02:41:23,000 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2532 02:41:23,000 --> 02:41:24,800 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2533 02:41:25,220 --> 02:41:26,720 Pat Talk, let me be here. 2534 02:41:26,720 --> 02:41:52,040 *music* 2535 02:41:52,040 --> 02:41:53,040 You're fucked! 2536 02:41:53,040 --> 02:41:55,040 *music* 2537 02:41:55,040 --> 02:41:57,040 If you can shoot her if you're fuckin' home. 2538 02:41:57,040 --> 02:41:59,040 Rest in pieces. 2539 02:41:59,040 --> 02:42:04,040 *music* 2540 02:42:04,040 --> 02:42:07,040 Welcome to the fuckin' streamy-weem-y. 2541 02:42:07,040 --> 02:42:10,040 Welcome to the streamy-weem. 2542 02:42:10,040 --> 02:42:18,040 Remember, you're all part of the major dream collaboration between myself, yourself and David Lynch and the fuckin' rest of the cunts out there. 2543 02:42:18,040 --> 02:42:20,040 Working forklift shifts. 2544 02:42:20,040 --> 02:42:24,040 David Lynch worked forklift shift last week, can you cover him for next Tuesdays? 2545 02:42:24,040 --> 02:42:26,040 The cunt has a bad foot. 2546 02:42:26,040 --> 02:42:28,040 And he's making new movies as well. 2547 02:42:28,040 --> 02:42:30,040 I hope you're all doing okay. 2548 02:42:30,040 --> 02:42:34,040 Remember, don't gamble all your money with them on the stupid ponies this afternoon. 2549 02:42:34,040 --> 02:42:37,040 That shit is for fuckin' dweeb-housers. 2550 02:42:38,040 --> 02:42:40,040 My new... 2551 02:42:40,040 --> 02:42:42,040 *music* 2552 02:42:42,040 --> 02:42:44,040 *music* 2553 02:42:44,040 --> 02:42:46,040 *music* 2554 02:42:46,040 --> 02:42:48,040 *music* 2555 02:42:48,040 --> 02:42:54,040 *music* 2556 02:42:54,040 --> 02:43:00,040 *music* 2557 02:43:00,040 --> 02:43:02,040 *music* 2558 02:43:02,040 --> 02:43:04,040 *music* 2559 02:43:04,040 --> 02:43:06,040 *music* 2560 02:43:06,040 --> 02:43:08,040 *music* 2561 02:43:08,040 --> 02:43:14,040 *music* 2562 02:43:14,040 --> 02:43:14,040 *music* 2563 02:43:14,040 --> 02:43:16,040 *music* 2564 02:43:16,040 --> 02:43:18,040 *music* 2565 02:43:18,040 --> 02:43:26,040 *music* 2566 02:43:26,040 --> 02:43:28,040 *music* 2567 02:43:28,040 --> 02:43:30,040 *music* 2568 02:43:30,040 --> 02:43:40,040 *music* 2569 02:43:40,040 --> 02:43:42,040 *music* 2570 02:43:42,040 --> 02:43:44,040 *music* 2571 02:43:44,040 --> 02:43:46,080 and a few reptilius repetitions. 2572 02:43:46,080 --> 02:43:52,920 Aerodynamics. Have you ever wondered how the wind scoops the back of a cyclist as he cuts through the air? 2573 02:43:53,440 --> 02:43:56,460 Neither have I. But let's have a think about this. 2574 02:43:57,000 --> 02:44:01,440 If we look up at his chest and his head, we notice that his penile gland, 2575 02:44:01,920 --> 02:44:08,620 agus his thigh and knee bone, come together in a kind of motion which creates a wind swoop down his back. 2576 02:44:08,920 --> 02:44:13,760 When the gay cyclists attack, one goes behind and to the back. 2577 02:44:13,760 --> 02:44:21,520 Which creates an overarching gay slipstream, known in some circles, sordid or otherwise, as a glip stream. 2578 02:44:24,080 --> 02:44:32,140 Now, if you're being chased by the gay cyclists, don't leave yourself wide open because they will penetrate that weakness 2579 02:44:32,140 --> 02:44:34,400 and you'll be left scratching your head at the back. 2580 02:44:34,780 --> 02:44:37,380 What the hell am I doing here? I was up there a minute ago. 2581 02:44:37,940 --> 02:44:41,960 Now, diagonal wind blades will make a scene. Try not to panic. 2582 02:44:41,960 --> 02:44:47,000 As well, if you're being flanked by the buckos, don't be thinking twice about it. 2583 02:44:47,220 --> 02:44:51,240 Just because they're a different sexual orientation to you doesn't mean they're interested in you. 2584 02:44:51,480 --> 02:44:54,200 And that's just vanity personified if you do think that. 2585 02:44:54,640 --> 02:44:58,660 Now, final lesson. Piggy in the middle. This is a fucking tough one. 2586 02:44:58,740 --> 02:45:03,860 You want to get yourself out of this peanut as fast as you can open the Christmas cracker on the 25th of December. 2587 02:45:04,340 --> 02:45:07,700 But the other thing I want to tell you is, their strategy has worked. 2588 02:45:07,980 --> 02:45:12,060 They've got you where they want you. Right up the top, peddling away, your arse in their face. 2589 02:45:12,380 --> 02:45:13,580 Best of luck with the finish line. 2590 02:45:13,600 --> 02:45:27,080 Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town? 2591 02:45:31,080 --> 02:45:34,040 The last time someone does that in my area. 2592 02:45:35,040 --> 02:45:36,380 I'll make hands of the cunt. 2593 02:45:36,380 --> 02:45:50,460 Well, well, well. 2594 02:45:51,260 --> 02:45:53,260 Welcome to the fucking primetime studio. 2595 02:45:54,460 --> 02:45:56,720 It's all gone a bit fucking piton at the moment. 2596 02:45:57,100 --> 02:45:58,880 Josh Kennedy. 2597 02:46:03,420 --> 02:46:04,920 Thanks very much, Josh. 2598 02:46:05,260 --> 02:46:07,900 Any fucking scandal of the town in the galaxy, hey? 2599 02:46:08,560 --> 02:46:11,300 Any fucking scandal of the town of the town? 2600 02:46:11,760 --> 02:46:14,320 Any fucking scandal of the town of the town? 2601 02:46:14,800 --> 02:46:17,400 Any fucking scandal of the town of the town? 2602 02:46:17,860 --> 02:46:20,500 Any fucking scandal of the town of the town? 2603 02:46:22,240 --> 02:46:23,460 Yeah, Josh, hey. 2604 02:46:24,280 --> 02:46:27,360 I have a fucking suitcase full of Shenmue's in the back, man. 2605 02:46:28,080 --> 02:46:35,240 I'm going to be selling them five for 40 or fucking 10 for fucking 70, man. 2606 02:46:36,420 --> 02:46:38,520 That's a sweet little saving if you buy 10. 2607 02:46:39,760 --> 02:46:44,540 Myself and a few of the boys were on the Shenmue's last night and then we went into RT the next day. 2608 02:46:45,240 --> 02:46:47,740 He took five Shenmue's and his head expanded. 2609 02:46:48,320 --> 02:46:50,840 And he had like a fucking pumpkin kind of head. 2610 02:46:50,920 --> 02:46:51,280 I'll show you. 2611 02:46:51,340 --> 02:46:52,440 We were in the crowd. 2612 02:46:52,580 --> 02:46:53,460 It was fucking mad crack. 2613 02:46:55,700 --> 02:46:57,720 He took too many Shenmue's, man. 2614 02:46:59,360 --> 02:47:01,540 Turned his head into a cabbage patch. 2615 02:47:05,800 --> 02:47:06,640 Do you know what I mean? 2616 02:47:08,480 --> 02:47:12,400 All that's left to say, horse, is Josh Kennedy. 2617 02:47:13,120 --> 02:47:14,100 Fucking mind yourself. 2618 02:47:14,300 --> 02:47:15,060 Cheers, Glock. 2619 02:47:15,060 --> 02:47:27,000 Right. 2620 02:47:28,000 --> 02:47:30,920 This is lunchtime in Shenmue world. 2621 02:47:31,020 --> 02:47:31,740 You know the crack. 2622 02:47:32,340 --> 02:47:33,280 You know where we are. 2623 02:47:35,800 --> 02:47:39,080 There's a spinning ball of black tar heroin up the town. 2624 02:47:39,520 --> 02:47:41,420 And it's doing the rounds. 2625 02:47:41,980 --> 02:47:46,420 If you put your hand out and grab onto it, you can fucking get yourself a nice little fix. 2626 02:47:47,040 --> 02:47:51,060 But I wouldn't recommend getting on it because you'll end up being fucking trapped. 2627 02:47:53,640 --> 02:47:54,040 Now. 2628 02:47:57,140 --> 02:47:57,820 Can we go? 2629 02:47:58,000 --> 02:47:58,420 Can we go? 2630 02:47:58,520 --> 02:47:58,940 We can go. 2631 02:47:59,100 --> 02:47:59,540 We can go. 2632 02:48:01,120 --> 02:48:04,420 Don't get trapped on the black tar heroin from fucking China, man. 2633 02:48:06,320 --> 02:48:08,500 That's not something you want to do day in, day out. 2634 02:48:14,480 --> 02:48:16,320 What's he doing in the primetime studio? 2635 02:48:16,920 --> 02:48:19,240 I'm fucking doing it for you, Steve Jennings, man. 2636 02:48:19,280 --> 02:48:20,320 You're a fucking... 2637 02:48:20,320 --> 02:48:21,500 You're a Jeeve Stenning. 2638 02:48:21,640 --> 02:48:22,880 Steve Jobs is after you. 2639 02:48:25,440 --> 02:48:26,160 Excuse me. 2640 02:48:26,720 --> 02:48:27,520 Do you have time? 2641 02:48:28,120 --> 02:48:29,800 I'm on patrol right now. 2642 02:48:30,420 --> 02:48:32,620 Ask another security guard, will ya? 2643 02:48:32,720 --> 02:48:33,260 Look at this. 2644 02:48:33,280 --> 02:48:33,740 I see. 2645 02:48:34,240 --> 02:48:35,540 Sweet camp guard. 2646 02:48:35,900 --> 02:48:36,720 Where's his baton? 2647 02:48:36,720 --> 02:48:38,300 I have something to ask you. 2648 02:48:38,600 --> 02:48:40,500 I'm in a rush to get somewhere. 2649 02:48:40,660 --> 02:48:41,220 I bet you are. 2650 02:48:41,360 --> 02:48:42,780 Can't you ask somebody else? 2651 02:48:42,940 --> 02:48:44,400 He's after the dragon, the kid. 2652 02:48:47,480 --> 02:48:47,860 Do you know... 2653 02:48:47,860 --> 02:48:49,000 That guy's only... 2654 02:48:49,000 --> 02:48:49,820 Do you know what he is? 2655 02:48:49,860 --> 02:48:51,500 He's a George Street hustler. 2656 02:48:53,980 --> 02:48:54,860 Excuse me. 2657 02:48:55,300 --> 02:48:56,220 Do you have time? 2658 02:48:56,780 --> 02:48:57,260 Sorry. 2659 02:48:57,920 --> 02:48:58,760 I'm busy. 2660 02:48:59,260 --> 02:49:00,280 Ask me later. 2661 02:49:00,520 --> 02:49:00,720 Eh? 2662 02:49:01,240 --> 02:49:01,800 I see. 2663 02:49:05,020 --> 02:49:05,460 ElmoTM. 2664 02:49:05,800 --> 02:49:06,320 How are ya? 2665 02:49:06,560 --> 02:49:08,040 What the hell is Wolf Among Us? 2666 02:49:09,000 --> 02:49:10,120 Gyoza Simulator. 2667 02:49:10,660 --> 02:49:11,740 If you have it, Martin. 2668 02:49:12,360 --> 02:49:13,060 Send it on. 2669 02:49:18,060 --> 02:49:19,400 He's a gay Asian. 2670 02:49:20,100 --> 02:49:22,860 Or as it's known in the base, a gay Asian. 2671 02:49:22,860 --> 02:49:23,640 I have something to ask you. 2672 02:49:24,140 --> 02:49:25,900 I'm on patrol right now. 2673 02:49:26,440 --> 02:49:28,720 Ask another security guard, will ya? 2674 02:49:29,280 --> 02:49:29,820 I see. 2675 02:49:30,900 --> 02:49:32,480 The great Asian bake-off. 2676 02:49:34,100 --> 02:49:36,080 The great gay Asian bake-off. 2677 02:49:36,080 --> 02:49:36,700 Excuse me. 2678 02:49:36,700 --> 02:49:36,760 Excuse me. 2679 02:49:37,400 --> 02:49:38,500 Not now. 2680 02:49:38,820 --> 02:49:39,300 Ha ha ha. 2681 02:49:40,100 --> 02:49:40,600 Um... 2682 02:49:40,600 --> 02:49:41,840 I'm sorry. 2683 02:49:42,460 --> 02:49:44,340 Ask me again some other time. 2684 02:49:45,680 --> 02:49:46,340 Excuse me. 2685 02:49:46,980 --> 02:49:47,460 Sorry. 2686 02:49:48,100 --> 02:49:49,180 Not now. 2687 02:49:51,600 --> 02:49:51,920 Um... 2688 02:49:51,920 --> 02:49:52,600 Excuse me. 2689 02:49:53,140 --> 02:49:53,960 Can I help you? 2690 02:49:54,420 --> 02:49:57,360 Do you know anything about some deal the mad angels are making? 2691 02:49:57,920 --> 02:49:59,500 Don't know about stuff like that. 2692 02:50:00,020 --> 02:50:00,540 I see. 2693 02:50:01,120 --> 02:50:02,000 Hey, wait a minute. 2694 02:50:02,600 --> 02:50:06,280 Come to think of it, I did see me a couple of foreigners snooping around. 2695 02:50:06,940 --> 02:50:07,160 Yeah. 2696 02:50:07,160 --> 02:50:08,660 They look mighty suspicious to me. 2697 02:50:08,920 --> 02:50:11,800 Do they look as suspicious as you, you old fucking klutz? 2698 02:50:12,160 --> 02:50:13,780 Maybe they got something to do with it. 2699 02:50:14,420 --> 02:50:15,580 Suspicious looking foreigners? 2700 02:50:16,160 --> 02:50:16,660 A pair? 2701 02:50:19,800 --> 02:50:20,560 Excuse me. 2702 02:50:21,100 --> 02:50:21,720 What is it? 2703 02:50:22,140 --> 02:50:24,740 Have you heard about some deal the mad angels are arranging? 2704 02:50:25,580 --> 02:50:27,680 Well, I wouldn't know about that, you know. 2705 02:50:28,140 --> 02:50:30,060 So you haven't seen any of them around? 2706 02:50:30,680 --> 02:50:31,100 Nope. 2707 02:50:31,260 --> 02:50:34,240 But I saw a couple of sailors acting kind of suspicious. 2708 02:50:35,040 --> 02:50:38,080 The harbor is full of all kinds of sailors, don't you know? 2709 02:50:38,480 --> 02:50:39,520 Where did you see them? 2710 02:50:40,000 --> 02:50:41,820 Over by the harbor lounge. 2711 02:50:43,820 --> 02:50:45,400 About those two guys you saw? 2712 02:50:46,020 --> 02:50:47,900 They're probably not around anymore. 2713 02:50:48,520 --> 02:50:49,020 I see. 2714 02:50:51,600 --> 02:50:53,100 Oh, for fuck's sake, man. 2715 02:50:56,060 --> 02:50:56,940 45 minutes. 2716 02:50:58,000 --> 02:50:59,000 I can't even get Outlook. 2717 02:50:59,460 --> 02:51:01,720 They programmed it so I can't get away from the shit talk. 2718 02:51:04,000 --> 02:51:05,080 Maybe the canteen. 2719 02:51:05,180 --> 02:51:06,740 Remember, they said something about the canteen. 2720 02:51:07,140 --> 02:51:08,400 This is like purgatory night. 2721 02:51:08,480 --> 02:51:11,180 How long do I have to play this fucking harbor simulator? 2722 02:51:11,420 --> 02:51:11,820 Shit. 2723 02:51:11,820 --> 02:51:18,940 Goro. 2724 02:51:21,640 --> 02:51:22,600 Someone needs to... 2725 02:51:22,600 --> 02:51:24,980 The Goro guy who is going to marry the 16-year-old. 2726 02:51:25,080 --> 02:51:28,260 Someone needs to call Predator Exposure and they need to do a fucking... 2727 02:51:28,260 --> 02:51:30,480 Do you know what I thought would have been funny if... 2728 02:51:30,480 --> 02:51:38,620 Michael Jackson had been alive now during the time of online paedophile hunters, like catfishers. 2729 02:51:39,120 --> 02:51:42,220 And they went to Michael Jackson's house in Neverland. 2730 02:51:42,520 --> 02:51:44,860 And they were those paedophile hunters from Leeds. 2731 02:51:47,240 --> 02:51:48,900 And they're like to Michael Jackson... 2732 02:51:49,900 --> 02:51:50,300 You alright? 2733 02:51:50,520 --> 02:51:51,280 Come out, mate. 2734 02:51:51,460 --> 02:51:51,780 Jackson. 2735 02:51:51,940 --> 02:51:52,260 You alright? 2736 02:51:52,720 --> 02:51:53,620 We're not going to arm you. 2737 02:51:53,800 --> 02:51:54,980 We're here for your safety. 2738 02:51:55,040 --> 02:51:55,820 Do you want a cup of water? 2739 02:51:56,020 --> 02:51:56,460 Are you alright? 2740 02:51:57,020 --> 02:51:58,680 And he'd be like... 2741 02:51:58,680 --> 02:52:00,540 Come climb my tree. 2742 02:52:00,680 --> 02:52:01,200 I'm okay. 2743 02:52:01,500 --> 02:52:02,500 I can't come out. 2744 02:52:03,080 --> 02:52:04,140 Like, come out now. 2745 02:52:04,440 --> 02:52:05,180 Come out now. 2746 02:52:06,020 --> 02:52:07,720 We're not here to arm you. 2747 02:52:09,020 --> 02:52:12,520 And Michael Jackson moonwalks out of the Neverland Ranch. 2748 02:52:13,040 --> 02:52:14,260 And then they fucking... 2749 02:52:14,260 --> 02:52:15,080 They round on him. 2750 02:52:15,180 --> 02:52:16,320 And they're Facebook Live. 2751 02:52:16,380 --> 02:52:18,560 And they're streaming Michael Jackson on Facebook Live. 2752 02:52:18,960 --> 02:52:19,800 And they're like... 2753 02:52:19,800 --> 02:52:20,700 We've got the chat logs. 2754 02:52:20,780 --> 02:52:21,820 We've got the chat logs, Michael. 2755 02:52:21,880 --> 02:52:22,600 We've got the chat logs. 2756 02:52:23,000 --> 02:52:23,420 And he's like... 2757 02:52:23,420 --> 02:52:24,760 I didn't do anything. 2758 02:52:26,420 --> 02:52:30,300 We've got the chat logs. 2759 02:52:31,820 --> 02:52:32,220 And... 2760 02:52:32,220 --> 02:52:34,540 Do you know that... 2761 02:52:34,540 --> 02:52:36,880 Just to see the clash of the worlds. 2762 02:52:37,940 --> 02:52:39,220 The clash of cultures. 2763 02:52:41,940 --> 02:52:43,540 Sir Fried Goat says... 2764 02:52:43,540 --> 02:52:45,340 The MJ stuff is complete nonsense. 2765 02:52:45,580 --> 02:52:46,400 Yeah, have you fucking... 2766 02:52:46,400 --> 02:52:48,120 Have you even watched the documentary, man? 2767 02:52:48,120 --> 02:52:51,980 Excuse me. 2768 02:52:52,760 --> 02:52:53,200 Yes? 2769 02:52:53,360 --> 02:52:54,140 What is it? 2770 02:52:59,140 --> 02:53:00,280 He he he. 2771 02:53:00,640 --> 02:53:01,040 Simone. 2772 02:53:01,800 --> 02:53:03,040 We're not here to arm you. 2773 02:53:04,420 --> 02:53:05,820 Have you got any health problems? 2774 02:53:05,900 --> 02:53:06,540 Do you want an ambulance? 2775 02:53:09,720 --> 02:53:10,400 Do you want... 2776 02:53:10,400 --> 02:53:11,400 If you walk away now... 2777 02:53:11,400 --> 02:53:12,800 If you moonwalk... 2778 02:53:12,800 --> 02:53:14,780 If you moonwalk away now, Jackson, 2779 02:53:14,920 --> 02:53:15,840 will you ever do it again? 2780 02:53:17,680 --> 02:53:18,120 No. 2781 02:53:20,400 --> 02:53:20,800 Tough. 2782 02:53:21,300 --> 02:53:22,760 You're not fucking going anywhere. 2783 02:53:23,440 --> 02:53:24,220 You please... 2784 02:53:24,220 --> 02:53:25,420 Your taxis arrive, Michael. 2785 02:53:26,740 --> 02:53:28,600 Do you know anything about some deal... 2786 02:53:28,600 --> 02:53:31,880 We're here to talk about your online activity, Michael. 2787 02:53:31,940 --> 02:53:32,680 Angels are making... 2788 02:53:33,440 --> 02:53:33,860 Hey! 2789 02:53:34,300 --> 02:53:35,400 Watch what you say! 2790 02:53:35,920 --> 02:53:37,840 Don't talk about them so loudly! 2791 02:53:38,480 --> 02:53:39,320 You don't say. 2792 02:53:39,480 --> 02:53:40,700 For fuck's sake, man. 2793 02:53:44,120 --> 02:53:45,080 I have... 2794 02:53:45,080 --> 02:53:46,980 I have seen the documentary, yeah. 2795 02:53:47,160 --> 02:53:48,480 It's all hearsay. 2796 02:53:53,480 --> 02:53:55,020 Hong Kong one is nine. 2797 02:53:56,420 --> 02:53:58,060 Down an alleyway job. 2798 02:53:58,060 --> 02:53:59,520 Spooky pigeons, man. 2799 02:53:59,520 --> 02:54:00,020 Ooh. 2800 02:54:23,160 --> 02:54:28,380 Proper Bull said you saw him in 87 in Cork, and then I heard Eamon Dumpy in Stan Smith. 2801 02:54:28,800 --> 02:54:29,160 Hello. 2802 02:54:29,360 --> 02:54:32,760 Went to see him, and then they slipped a note under the door in the fucking hotel. 2803 02:54:32,940 --> 02:54:39,200 They were staying at the jury's in, and during the gig, that safe chuck lad was in the fucking hotel room, 2804 02:54:39,200 --> 02:54:44,020 and they had blacked out windows and everything, and they slipped a message underneath that said, 2805 02:54:44,120 --> 02:54:44,680 you're all right? 2806 02:54:48,100 --> 02:54:48,740 Dumpy, man. 2807 02:54:48,880 --> 02:54:51,000 He knew something was up back in the day, man. 2808 02:54:52,080 --> 02:54:53,320 And he's a class pundit. 2809 02:54:53,900 --> 02:54:55,100 He says class stuff. 2810 02:54:58,080 --> 02:55:06,260 We're not here to harm you. 2811 02:55:08,060 --> 02:55:09,060 You did thrill her. 2812 02:55:09,100 --> 02:55:09,820 That was all right. 2813 02:55:10,080 --> 02:55:11,820 But you've gone wrong. 2814 02:55:11,860 --> 02:55:13,000 You've gone wrong, Michael. 2815 02:55:13,140 --> 02:55:14,160 And we've got the chat logs. 2816 02:55:16,160 --> 02:55:18,220 First, take the cargo to warehouse number eight. 2817 02:55:18,660 --> 02:55:20,480 Then, go to warehouse number 18. 2818 02:55:22,620 --> 02:55:24,120 What the fuck's sake, man? 2819 02:55:24,120 --> 02:55:36,180 Spiders. 2820 02:55:36,180 --> 02:55:40,140 Spiders. 2821 02:55:40,140 --> 02:55:42,140 Spiders. 2822 02:55:42,140 --> 02:55:43,140 Yeah. 2823 02:55:43,140 --> 02:55:44,140 Spiders. 2824 02:55:44,140 --> 02:55:44,740 Yeah. 2825 02:55:44,740 --> 02:55:49,880 Sarah snake spiders. How are you Sarah snake? Thanks for the tip hey? 2826 02:55:52,700 --> 02:55:54,700 This is for you Sarah snake 2827 02:56:05,420 --> 02:56:12,560 The little horn on the fucking forklift like little a little pap like little pip 2828 02:56:13,620 --> 02:56:15,620 pipsqueak 2829 02:56:20,180 --> 02:56:25,220 Landormer he was a grown man who wanted to sleep in bed boys. That's all the evidence you really need 2830 02:56:26,820 --> 02:56:32,120 I pay master Chen a visit Merlin Reed if I could find the fucker, but he's left me he's left me hanging 2831 02:56:32,620 --> 02:56:35,300 And I now it's it's all a case of trying to 2832 02:56:36,420 --> 02:56:38,420 Trying to get through the work and D 2833 02:56:42,500 --> 02:56:44,500 I 2834 02:56:47,380 --> 02:56:49,780 Was out throwing the last night and I was doing a bit of 2835 02:56:51,060 --> 02:56:54,100 Did you see me there? I was in the bookies for Cheltenham? 2836 02:56:54,600 --> 02:56:58,180 My my GG came in at fucking to four I 2837 02:56:58,740 --> 02:57:05,620 Said hey, I'd stuck a I'd stuck a pony on it. And when she gave me the money back. I said you want to go fucking? 2838 02:57:06,980 --> 02:57:08,980 With me tonight 2839 02:57:08,980 --> 02:57:14,320 I've got I've got a sack full of in the bag. I got a sack full of coins in my 2840 02:57:15,540 --> 02:57:18,260 Bring you I'll bring you around the 2841 02:57:19,860 --> 02:57:24,960 Don't you ever tell me that I'm you are one silly son of a 2842 02:57:25,860 --> 02:57:30,420 That doesn't work does it work? I don't know fuck let's go to warehouse number eight anyway 2843 02:57:35,120 --> 02:57:39,080 Number five number six oh 2844 02:57:44,040 --> 02:57:46,040 Not this fucking shit again, man 2845 02:57:50,600 --> 02:58:18,040 Forklift pickup seven fake forklift driver the new the new x videos fake forklift 2846 02:58:18,040 --> 02:58:20,040 *laughs* 2847 02:58:20,040 --> 02:58:22,040 *laughs* 2848 02:58:22,040 --> 02:58:24,040 *laughs* 2849 02:58:24,040 --> 02:58:26,040 *laughs* 2850 02:58:26,040 --> 02:58:28,040 *laughs* 2851 02:58:28,040 --> 02:58:30,040 *laughs* 2852 02:58:30,040 --> 02:58:32,040 *mwah* 2853 02:58:32,040 --> 02:58:34,040 *mwah* 2854 02:58:34,040 --> 02:58:36,040 *mwah* 2855 02:58:36,040 --> 02:58:38,040 Any fucking scandal with the boxes? 2856 02:58:38,040 --> 02:58:40,040 You didn't pay me my fucking wage last week 2857 02:58:40,040 --> 02:58:42,040 You owe me 700 yen, you fucking cunt 2858 02:58:42,040 --> 02:58:44,040 Don't come back to me ever again 2859 02:58:44,040 --> 02:58:46,040 Asking for a help 2860 02:58:46,040 --> 02:58:48,040 Asking for a sack of help 2861 02:58:48,040 --> 02:58:50,040 When you never even paid me the money you owe me 2862 02:58:50,040 --> 02:58:52,040 You silly little piece of shit 2863 02:58:52,040 --> 02:58:54,040 I'll be buying a few pints with that one 2864 02:58:54,040 --> 02:58:56,040 Hey, little Otties man 2865 02:58:56,040 --> 02:58:58,040 I wanna say something to little Otties 2866 02:59:00,040 --> 02:59:02,040 Is that the helicopter? 2867 02:59:02,040 --> 02:59:04,040 Jesus Christ! 2868 02:59:04,040 --> 02:59:08,040 Watch out, there's a fucking firejack coming down below! 2869 02:59:08,040 --> 02:59:10,040 *mwah* 2870 02:59:10,040 --> 02:59:12,040 Hey, do you wanna- do you want a bit of fucking- 2871 02:59:12,040 --> 02:59:14,040 This is something I recorded before the 2872 02:59:14,040 --> 02:59:16,040 Michael Jackson shit came out 2873 02:59:16,040 --> 02:59:18,040 I am- 2874 02:59:18,040 --> 02:59:20,040 Make sure you're drinking enough water in your diet 2875 02:59:20,040 --> 02:59:22,040 *mwah* 2876 02:59:22,040 --> 02:59:23,040 *mwah* 2877 02:59:23,040 --> 02:59:24,040 Welcome to Sunday Night Games 2878 02:59:24,040 --> 02:59:26,040 No, no, no, no 2879 02:59:26,040 --> 02:59:27,040 *mwah* 2880 02:59:27,040 --> 02:59:28,040 Nope 2881 02:59:28,040 --> 02:59:29,040 Nope 2882 02:59:29,040 --> 02:59:30,040 What is that? 2883 02:59:30,040 --> 02:59:31,040 Make sure you're drinking enough water 2884 02:59:31,040 --> 02:59:32,040 Come on, then 2885 02:59:32,040 --> 02:59:34,040 Watch out, there's a fucking firejack coming down 2886 02:59:34,040 --> 02:59:36,040 Where the fuck is this thing where you pay for this shine? 2887 02:59:36,040 --> 02:59:38,040 That's an am- 2888 02:59:38,040 --> 02:59:58,080 *Sings of the sound* 2889 02:59:58,080 --> 03:00:06,500 Yeah, little auties man. Thanks very much for the fucking sound tip. 2890 03:00:06,500 --> 03:00:18,540 You're a legend and a king of the hill. King of the fucking tone man. Anytime you want a fucking lift, give us a fucking shout man. 2891 03:00:18,540 --> 03:00:26,540 *Sings of the sound* 2892 03:00:26,540 --> 03:00:35,540 Yeah. Yeah anonymous. 2893 03:00:35,540 --> 03:00:37,540 *Sings of the sound* 2894 03:00:37,540 --> 03:01:04,580 Thanks for fucking doing that man. Doing a bit of forklifting. Hey. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be in the fucking forklift in the first place man. If it wasn't for you I would only even fucking get a job in the first place man. I wanna say thanks very much to fucking you and Little Ali man. You sound cunts. I'm not fucking late into that. Both of us like, I know for a fact you're fucking late. I always used to go up there. I always had good times for you like. Anytime you were around I always 2895 03:01:04,580 --> 03:01:06,580 I always fucking had good times for you like. You know what I mean? 2896 03:01:06,580 --> 03:01:08,580 *Sings of the sound* 2897 03:01:08,580 --> 03:01:10,580 *Sings of the sound* 2898 03:01:10,580 --> 03:01:25,600 *I see you* 2899 03:01:25,600 --> 03:01:31,200 *I see you* 2900 03:01:31,200 --> 03:01:33,780 Will you be supporting the banks minister? 2901 03:01:33,780 --> 03:01:37,560 *I see you* 2902 03:01:37,560 --> 03:01:39,920 Now, you know what it's about? 2903 03:01:39,920 --> 03:01:41,920 *I see you* 2904 03:01:41,920 --> 03:01:45,920 Will you be supporting the banks minister? 2905 03:01:45,920 --> 03:01:49,920 *I see you* 2906 03:01:49,920 --> 03:01:52,920 Let's have a little look here, where do we... 2907 03:01:52,920 --> 03:01:59,920 Like, when, when, do you know when they were making the game did they not think, alright, like, this is gonna be fucking... 2908 03:01:59,920 --> 03:02:08,440 uh, five, five hours worth of gameplay is just basically you lifting boxes and bringing him to a shed. 2909 03:02:08,860 --> 03:02:14,020 Like, do you reckon the, do you reckon the game, the player might get a bit bored of that, or is that the thing you... 2910 03:02:14,020 --> 03:02:17,520 Do you reckon we should just fucking skip that and let him go to China as soon as he can? 2911 03:02:22,600 --> 03:02:24,300 They didn't, they didn't think it through. 2912 03:02:24,680 --> 03:02:29,900 Even, I mean, 75 million dollars, you could have at least had a little bit of a think about how this is going to be paid. 2913 03:02:29,900 --> 03:02:31,900 I mean, I'm just gonna be a beast for the, for the game player. 2914 03:02:39,900 --> 03:02:41,900 Fucking flying it now, man. 2915 03:02:42,900 --> 03:02:44,900 Fucking flying it, man. 2916 03:02:51,900 --> 03:02:53,900 I can only transport one crate at a time. 2917 03:02:53,900 --> 03:03:00,900 Serious man, this is the last one now. 2918 03:03:00,900 --> 03:03:06,900 The last time I'll ever stay here again. 2919 03:03:06,900 --> 03:03:13,900 Don't you think I'm gonna leave the studio and never say anything, cause this is the last time I'll stay here again. 2920 03:03:21,900 --> 03:03:30,900 They were mainly focused on making Tom as representative of Japan at the time. He's the main man. 2921 03:03:44,900 --> 03:03:58,900 Yeah. End daily 334 End daily better than the 333 End dailies who came before thee. 2922 03:03:59,900 --> 03:04:04,900 But they're really 333 End dailies. That you had to choose 334? 2923 03:04:07,900 --> 03:04:15,900 I wanna say something daily. You're a daily ray of sunshine in my life. Even though this is the first day I've ever heard of you. 2924 03:04:17,900 --> 03:04:21,900 Class cutscene. Here we go man. The game is gonna progress. Lads. 2925 03:04:22,900 --> 03:04:32,900 Stay tuned man. The game is progressing at pace. Okay. We've all been around you. We've had a lot of fun. We've hated the fact that we've done this grind. 2926 03:04:33,900 --> 03:04:41,900 But right now, this is where the game comes into its own. The Japanese don't fuck around. We've said this. Okay. We know this. 2927 03:04:42,900 --> 03:04:53,900 They're smart guys. They're smart people. They bounce back. They really bounce back heavy after the fucking war. And now we're driving their cars. Okay. We're using their technology. Their equipment. 2928 03:04:58,900 --> 03:04:59,900 Let's do this. 2929 03:05:02,900 --> 03:05:03,900 It's them. 2930 03:05:04,900 --> 03:05:19,900 *Sigh* 2931 03:05:19,900 --> 03:05:23,700 Got a question. You know about the Longjaw? 2932 03:05:23,700 --> 03:05:26,700 What? What did you say? 2933 03:05:26,700 --> 03:05:27,900 You know. 2934 03:05:27,900 --> 03:05:31,700 I. Don't. Know. Hey! 2935 03:05:31,700 --> 03:05:33,700 Hey, wait! 2936 03:05:33,700 --> 03:05:37,700 *Sigh* 2937 03:05:37,700 --> 03:05:39,700 *Sigh* 2938 03:05:39,700 --> 03:05:41,700 David Lynch meets Virtua Fighter. 2939 03:05:41,700 --> 03:05:45,700 *Sigh* 2940 03:05:45,700 --> 03:05:47,700 Stop fucking. Where'd- 2941 03:05:47,700 --> 03:05:49,700 How did all those pipes- 2942 03:05:49,700 --> 03:05:50,700 I'll get rid of him! 2943 03:05:50,700 --> 03:05:53,700 Those pipes just fell of their own accord. 2944 03:05:53,700 --> 03:05:55,700 Honda Accord. 2945 03:05:57,700 --> 03:05:58,700 Uh oh. 2946 03:05:58,700 --> 03:06:02,700 Wow. Suzuki Swift. 2947 03:06:02,700 --> 03:06:04,700 Hey Pedro! 2948 03:06:04,700 --> 03:06:05,700 You need help? 2949 03:06:05,700 --> 03:06:06,700 *Sigh* 2950 03:06:06,700 --> 03:06:08,700 *Sigh* 2951 03:06:08,700 --> 03:06:09,700 *Sigh* 2952 03:06:09,700 --> 03:06:10,700 *Sigh* 2953 03:06:10,700 --> 03:06:11,700 *Sigh* 2954 03:06:11,700 --> 03:06:12,700 *Sigh* 2955 03:06:12,700 --> 03:06:14,700 This game pioneered the- 2956 03:06:14,700 --> 03:06:16,700 Quicktime event which we all see- 2957 03:06:16,700 --> 03:06:19,700 We all know and love now from games like Resident Evil. 2958 03:06:19,700 --> 03:06:20,000 I'm evil. 2959 03:06:23,320 --> 03:06:23,720 Help! 2960 03:06:32,060 --> 03:06:33,260 When's the long jaw? 2961 03:06:33,580 --> 03:06:34,680 I don't know. 2962 03:06:35,500 --> 03:06:36,720 I'll break your arm. 2963 03:06:36,880 --> 03:06:38,520 But I don't know, I swear. 2964 03:06:39,740 --> 03:06:42,020 Only the boss of the Mad Angels knows. 2965 03:06:42,620 --> 03:06:43,760 Who is the boss? 2966 03:06:44,540 --> 03:06:45,740 It's Terry. 2967 03:06:46,880 --> 03:06:47,440 Terry? 2968 03:06:48,220 --> 03:06:51,060 Please, don't tell anyone that I told you. 2969 03:06:52,620 --> 03:06:55,140 Or they'll send me to the bottom of the sea. 2970 03:06:56,120 --> 03:06:57,140 Where is he? 2971 03:06:57,500 --> 03:06:58,220 I don't know. 2972 03:06:58,600 --> 03:06:59,400 It's the truth. 2973 03:07:00,020 --> 03:07:01,040 Terry's real careful. 2974 03:07:05,040 --> 03:07:05,720 Ow. 2975 03:07:12,220 --> 03:07:13,320 Got your pay. 2976 03:07:13,980 --> 03:07:16,060 I zoned out for a second. 2977 03:07:16,300 --> 03:07:18,540 I was just thinking about other shit. 2978 03:07:18,700 --> 03:07:21,640 And then this guy's face came back on the screen. 2979 03:07:22,080 --> 03:07:23,800 And really lit up my life. 2980 03:07:23,860 --> 03:07:24,600 Look at his face. 2981 03:07:26,480 --> 03:07:27,040 Here. 2982 03:07:28,820 --> 03:07:29,560 Thank you. 2983 03:07:30,520 --> 03:07:31,380 No, wait. 2984 03:07:32,140 --> 03:07:32,680 Yes? 2985 03:07:33,160 --> 03:07:34,920 Someone came to see you earlier. 2986 03:07:35,440 --> 03:07:35,920 Really? 2987 03:07:36,280 --> 03:07:36,780 Yes. 2988 03:07:36,900 --> 03:07:38,160 A young man in a suit. 2989 03:07:38,940 --> 03:07:40,640 He asked me to give this to you. 2990 03:07:44,640 --> 03:07:45,140 Thanks. 2991 03:07:45,140 --> 03:07:45,140 Thanks. 2992 03:07:45,140 --> 03:07:45,200 Thanks. 2993 03:07:50,420 --> 03:07:50,640 Hmm? 2994 03:07:51,360 --> 03:07:53,060 The Mad Angels are after you. 2995 03:07:53,360 --> 03:07:53,800 Beware. 2996 03:07:56,540 --> 03:07:56,980 Guizan. 2997 03:07:56,980 --> 03:07:59,200 The Mad Angels are after you. 2998 03:08:00,060 --> 03:08:00,660 Beware. 2999 03:08:01,320 --> 03:08:02,340 Be full of wear. 3000 03:08:05,420 --> 03:08:05,860 Ah. 3001 03:08:05,860 --> 03:08:07,080 The Long Jaw. 3002 03:08:07,960 --> 03:08:09,600 Maybe Master Chin knows about it. 3003 03:08:11,320 --> 03:08:12,080 Fucking hell. 3004 03:08:12,480 --> 03:08:13,360 Master Chin. 3005 03:08:13,560 --> 03:08:15,140 Or as he's known in New Zealand. 3006 03:08:16,000 --> 03:08:16,660 Master Chin. 3007 03:08:18,040 --> 03:08:19,120 Here we go, man. 3008 03:08:19,240 --> 03:08:19,760 Pajamas. 3009 03:08:19,940 --> 03:08:22,480 Time to get your fucking slippers and pajamas on. 3010 03:08:23,040 --> 03:08:24,580 Master Chin is in the gaff. 3011 03:08:28,580 --> 03:08:29,200 Hazuki. 3012 03:08:33,200 --> 03:08:33,960 Master Chin. 3013 03:08:34,960 --> 03:08:36,580 Is Landy coming for the Long Jaw? 3014 03:08:38,140 --> 03:08:39,960 Why do you know about Long Jaw? 3015 03:08:40,340 --> 03:08:41,740 I got it out of the Mad Angels. 3016 03:08:42,660 --> 03:08:44,180 So, is Landy coming? 3017 03:08:45,040 --> 03:08:48,300 Landy has nothing to do with the Long Jaw. 3018 03:08:49,360 --> 03:08:51,500 Only the lowest Chi-O-Men members are involved. 3019 03:08:51,500 --> 03:08:53,420 Joshua Kennedy. 3020 03:08:53,500 --> 03:08:56,840 But Terry and his gang have arranged transport for Landy to... 3021 03:08:56,840 --> 03:08:59,080 I'm going to pause the cutscene for Josh Kennedy. 3022 03:08:59,500 --> 03:09:00,560 Because he deserves this. 3023 03:09:00,660 --> 03:09:01,020 Watch out! 3024 03:09:01,060 --> 03:09:02,420 There's a fucking fire attack coming down! 3025 03:09:02,520 --> 03:09:02,700 No! 3026 03:09:04,400 --> 03:09:05,700 That's what happens, Josh. 3027 03:09:05,760 --> 03:09:09,640 Whenever I see you chipping in with your chippy little ways. 3028 03:09:10,160 --> 03:09:11,300 Thank you very much for that. 3029 03:09:11,920 --> 03:09:16,260 You're a kind-hearted soul, a generous operator, and a real smooth son of a peach. 3030 03:09:16,260 --> 03:09:16,640 Shit. 3031 03:09:18,640 --> 03:09:20,180 He's acting as a guy- 3032 03:09:20,180 --> 03:09:21,740 Check out Bertie Ahern, man. 3033 03:09:21,760 --> 03:09:24,440 He made a cameo in David Lynch's Shenmue. 3034 03:09:24,600 --> 03:09:25,660 I'd fall on D. 3035 03:09:25,880 --> 03:09:29,180 So as to ingratiate himself with a Chi-O-Men. 3036 03:09:29,540 --> 03:09:32,480 Bertie Ahern doing his best Asian accent. 3037 03:09:32,600 --> 03:09:33,840 It was racist, Bertie. 3038 03:09:35,500 --> 03:09:37,780 Terry and his gang already know about you. 3039 03:09:41,060 --> 03:09:42,140 Master Back, D. 3040 03:09:42,140 --> 03:09:43,220 And that you're trying to stop the Long Jaw. 3041 03:09:47,320 --> 03:09:49,740 The items we deal in are expensive. 3042 03:09:50,020 --> 03:09:50,420 Paintings. 3043 03:09:50,420 --> 03:09:51,100 Paintings. 3044 03:09:51,100 --> 03:09:51,980 Calligraphy. 3045 03:09:52,360 --> 03:09:52,960 Antiques. 3046 03:09:53,280 --> 03:09:53,520 Gems. 3047 03:09:53,600 --> 03:09:54,120 Gems. 3048 03:09:55,600 --> 03:09:57,040 Do you have any boxes of gems? 3049 03:09:57,040 --> 03:09:58,440 Terry's gang deals in contraband. 3050 03:09:58,920 --> 03:10:00,980 The next big shipment is drugs. 3051 03:10:01,240 --> 03:10:05,360 They've got a fucking box of fentanyl coming in from Hong Kong Phooey. 3052 03:10:06,020 --> 03:10:10,600 The boys out in Hong Kong got shopped for a fucking skunk fucking a box of fent. 3053 03:10:10,600 --> 03:10:14,920 The guys out in Hong Kong are sticking fent up their anus. 3054 03:10:15,340 --> 03:10:16,380 It's called shelving. 3055 03:10:16,840 --> 03:10:18,520 Or as it's known over in Hong Kong. 3056 03:10:19,860 --> 03:10:20,380 Phooey. 3057 03:10:23,380 --> 03:10:26,140 If they get established, our market will be destroyed. 3058 03:10:28,520 --> 03:10:33,240 If our trade route is disturbed, it will cause trouble for us in China. 3059 03:10:33,380 --> 03:10:37,660 The Chinese boys laozhaned a box of fucking fent up their ass. 3060 03:10:38,600 --> 03:10:40,220 In order to get through customs. 3061 03:10:40,220 --> 03:10:41,780 So, now you see. 3062 03:10:42,340 --> 03:10:43,560 Go home before you get hurt. 3063 03:10:44,880 --> 03:10:45,960 I can't do that. 3064 03:10:46,640 --> 03:10:49,480 Someone as young as you should not be involved. 3065 03:10:50,480 --> 03:10:52,340 Tell me when the Long Jaw is. 3066 03:10:52,800 --> 03:10:54,020 I cannot tell you. 3067 03:10:55,380 --> 03:10:57,160 But if you can be patient. 3068 03:10:58,600 --> 03:11:00,300 And listen to my counsel. 3069 03:11:00,760 --> 03:11:02,500 No harm will come to you. 3070 03:11:03,000 --> 03:11:03,340 Father. 3071 03:11:04,940 --> 03:11:07,240 As written in the letter to his father. 3072 03:11:07,660 --> 03:11:10,660 I'm bound by my promise to Zhu Yuanda. 3073 03:11:12,900 --> 03:11:15,220 I will hear no more of this today. 3074 03:11:16,880 --> 03:11:17,760 A jippy tummy. 3075 03:11:17,880 --> 03:11:18,360 Very well. 3076 03:11:19,100 --> 03:11:20,220 I'll back off for now. 3077 03:11:21,140 --> 03:11:22,240 Back off, chump. 3078 03:11:23,180 --> 03:11:28,240 Your father would not have wanted you to throw your life away so senselessly. 3079 03:11:31,840 --> 03:11:32,660 Come on, Bert. 3080 03:11:35,020 --> 03:11:36,680 You know that's not true, don't you, Bert? 3081 03:11:38,460 --> 03:11:40,000 We both know that's not true. 3082 03:11:41,300 --> 03:11:44,180 It seems Goro and Mai are getting married. 3083 03:11:44,540 --> 03:11:46,240 I need to find a guy called Terry. 3084 03:11:47,200 --> 03:11:48,520 Terry from Brookside. 3085 03:11:51,080 --> 03:11:52,140 Michael D. Lee. 3086 03:11:52,140 --> 03:12:00,420 I've heard the music. 3087 03:12:01,940 --> 03:12:03,540 There's a new high on this street. 3088 03:12:03,700 --> 03:12:05,440 Goes by the name of Spank. 3089 03:12:07,340 --> 03:12:10,780 I'm going changing the name to Spank Lenehan next Tuesday. 3090 03:12:11,580 --> 03:12:12,800 I've got a fucking... 3091 03:12:12,800 --> 03:12:14,140 I've got a... 3092 03:12:14,940 --> 03:12:18,160 There's going to be a name changing ceremony on Molesworth Street. 3093 03:12:18,340 --> 03:12:20,880 The Grand Masonic Lodge in Dublin if you want to come along. 3094 03:12:21,320 --> 03:12:24,600 I originally was going to change my name to Herb Gallagher. 3095 03:12:26,160 --> 03:12:27,140 I changed it then. 3096 03:12:27,500 --> 03:12:28,140 I was going to... 3097 03:12:28,140 --> 03:12:31,540 Last week I said I was going to change it to Crash Mahan. 3098 03:12:32,360 --> 03:12:33,840 As in Crash Bandicoot. 3099 03:12:34,000 --> 03:12:34,960 But Crash Mahan. 3100 03:12:35,620 --> 03:12:38,020 But now I'm actually going to change my name... 3101 03:12:38,020 --> 03:12:41,520 To fucking Terry Fentanyl. 3102 03:12:41,900 --> 03:12:44,400 So you're all invited to that and it's going to cost a lot of money. 3103 03:12:44,500 --> 03:12:45,580 So you need to chip in, alright? 3104 03:12:47,020 --> 03:12:51,980 Fucking game man. 3105 03:12:52,040 --> 03:12:53,300 Where'd you find... 3106 03:12:53,300 --> 03:12:54,900 I need to find a guy called Terry. 3107 03:12:55,000 --> 03:12:56,060 That's all I have to go on. 3108 03:12:56,180 --> 03:12:57,200 Like it seems... 3109 03:12:57,200 --> 03:12:58,020 Hey... 3110 03:12:58,020 --> 03:13:00,860 I'm only doing what the fucking bucks told me man. 3111 03:13:01,820 --> 03:13:04,400 It seems Goro and Mai are getting married. 3112 03:13:04,900 --> 03:13:07,300 She's 16 but apparently it's legal out in Japan. 3113 03:13:09,300 --> 03:13:09,820 Apparently... 3114 03:13:09,820 --> 03:13:13,500 Apparently you can get up to all kinds of shenanigans out in Japan. 3115 03:13:14,640 --> 03:13:15,480 They don't... 3116 03:13:15,480 --> 03:13:16,160 They won't give you... 3117 03:13:16,160 --> 03:13:17,580 The cunts won't give you a passport. 3118 03:13:17,800 --> 03:13:18,920 Because you're fucking white. 3119 03:13:19,620 --> 03:13:21,780 But you can get up to all sorts. 3120 03:13:23,320 --> 03:13:24,480 It's an honor system. 3121 03:13:24,680 --> 03:13:25,600 I don't know what it is. 3122 03:13:25,660 --> 03:13:26,680 But it's an honor system. 3123 03:13:27,160 --> 03:13:29,200 And then you've got stuff like this going on as well. 3124 03:13:29,580 --> 03:13:32,440 He was wearing a green coat. 3125 03:13:33,280 --> 03:13:34,440 I'm always... 3126 03:13:34,440 --> 03:13:37,100 I'm always grooving man. 3127 03:13:37,580 --> 03:13:37,940 Tom. 3128 03:13:38,820 --> 03:13:39,460 Hi. 3129 03:13:39,460 --> 03:13:40,940 You're looking good. 3130 03:13:41,500 --> 03:13:42,000 Hey, Ryo. 3131 03:13:42,140 --> 03:13:43,280 How about a dog? 3132 03:13:43,920 --> 03:13:44,480 No, thanks. 3133 03:13:44,720 --> 03:13:45,420 Maybe next time. 3134 03:13:46,220 --> 03:13:47,000 Yeah, Tom. 3135 03:14:03,000 --> 03:14:03,320 Hey. 3136 03:14:03,980 --> 03:14:04,820 Hey, Ryo. 3137 03:14:05,300 --> 03:14:06,060 How's everything? 3138 03:14:06,760 --> 03:14:08,180 I'm always chilling. 3139 03:14:08,460 --> 03:14:11,620 If you ever need help, just ask me. 3140 03:14:11,820 --> 03:14:13,420 Selling knickers in vending machines. 3141 03:14:13,800 --> 03:14:14,920 And that's just the schools. 3142 03:14:16,180 --> 03:14:16,620 Tom. 3143 03:14:17,480 --> 03:14:17,840 Hi. 3144 03:14:18,840 --> 03:14:19,560 You're looking good. 3145 03:14:20,260 --> 03:14:23,060 They don't have a headmaster in the schools in Japan. 3146 03:14:23,300 --> 03:14:24,300 They have a head sensei. 3147 03:14:24,300 --> 03:14:25,160 They have a head sensei. 3148 03:14:25,240 --> 03:14:25,580 Thanks. 3149 03:14:27,020 --> 03:14:29,060 And they do an hour of dojo in the morning. 3150 03:14:30,400 --> 03:14:34,080 And then they fucking do a bit of sun tzu for lunch. 3151 03:14:35,220 --> 03:14:36,940 They have a couple of hours lunch break. 3152 03:14:37,340 --> 03:14:40,860 And then back the afternoons in the school in Japan, you learn to drive the forklift. 3153 03:14:42,540 --> 03:14:44,680 Look at this top she's wearing. 3154 03:14:44,680 --> 03:14:44,700 Look at this top she's wearing. 3155 03:14:44,700 --> 03:14:44,700 Look at this top she's wearing. 3156 03:14:46,080 --> 03:14:47,500 It's got a fucking... 3157 03:14:47,500 --> 03:14:49,620 At. 3158 03:14:49,620 --> 03:14:50,380 Ah. 3159 03:14:50,880 --> 03:14:52,180 Can't even see here. 3160 03:14:55,460 --> 03:14:56,240 Oh, fuck it. 3161 03:14:56,280 --> 03:14:56,560 I'm off. 3162 03:14:56,700 --> 03:14:57,060 I'm off. 3163 03:14:57,340 --> 03:14:57,880 Can't be fucked. 3164 03:14:58,880 --> 03:14:59,580 Here we go. 3165 03:14:59,580 --> 03:14:59,880 Here we go. 3166 03:15:02,340 --> 03:15:02,980 Honey-san. 3167 03:15:03,560 --> 03:15:04,260 Hi, yo. 3168 03:15:05,000 --> 03:15:07,780 Her top says Hiro Koki. 3169 03:15:08,260 --> 03:15:08,560 At. 3170 03:15:08,620 --> 03:15:09,500 And there's an at symbol. 3171 03:15:09,640 --> 03:15:12,860 Because I imagine back in 1999 the internet was just taking off. 3172 03:15:13,520 --> 03:15:14,040 Dial-up. 3173 03:15:14,800 --> 03:15:18,800 And like the at symbol was put into loads of shit because it was like cool. 3174 03:15:19,300 --> 03:15:21,840 But now it'd be just like why are you using an at symbol, man? 3175 03:15:21,900 --> 03:15:23,140 It's fucking daft, man. 3176 03:15:23,220 --> 03:15:23,720 It's gammy. 3177 03:15:24,780 --> 03:15:25,820 Gammy shit, man. 3178 03:15:26,200 --> 03:15:26,440 Um. 3179 03:15:27,020 --> 03:15:27,800 Are you hungry? 3180 03:15:28,120 --> 03:15:29,720 How about some munchies? 3181 03:15:30,220 --> 03:15:30,640 Sorry. 3182 03:15:30,980 --> 03:15:32,660 I've got something I need to take care of. 3183 03:15:38,120 --> 03:15:39,600 Honey-san is after you. 3184 03:15:41,460 --> 03:15:42,560 Sensual Steve. 3185 03:15:43,680 --> 03:15:47,660 I work in Japan and this is 100% accurate. 3186 03:15:48,400 --> 03:15:48,800 Dubnub. 3187 03:15:48,900 --> 03:15:50,720 Do you really work in Japan, man? 3188 03:15:51,880 --> 03:15:53,780 Or are you blowing shite chunks? 3189 03:15:55,720 --> 03:15:57,500 This is a sad situation now. 3190 03:15:57,580 --> 03:16:01,020 Because this guy's brother was killed by the mad gay angels. 3191 03:16:01,520 --> 03:16:03,760 And also he has a funny pair of boots. 3192 03:16:03,860 --> 03:16:05,380 He has very small feet. 3193 03:16:06,420 --> 03:16:07,600 Make of that what you will. 3194 03:16:07,660 --> 03:16:08,960 He's got little moon boots on. 3195 03:16:09,700 --> 03:16:11,060 Small little toes on him. 3196 03:16:11,740 --> 03:16:17,740 And he's always looking out to sea because his brother was dumped in the ocean by the mad angels who work around the corner. 3197 03:16:17,740 --> 03:16:20,680 And they bully him and they bully him and beat the fuck out of him every day. 3198 03:16:20,680 --> 03:16:21,440 Even though he's bigger. 3199 03:16:21,440 --> 03:16:26,720 He's physically more demanding and stronger than the Asians that he works with. 3200 03:16:27,120 --> 03:16:28,420 He could fucking kill them. 3201 03:16:28,580 --> 03:16:29,020 But he does. 3202 03:16:29,180 --> 03:16:30,760 Like, they kick the shit out of him. 3203 03:16:30,900 --> 03:16:31,560 I don't know why. 3204 03:16:31,560 --> 03:16:31,560 I don't know why. 3205 03:16:38,680 --> 03:16:41,360 I don't know why a hero has an African American accent. 3206 03:16:41,560 --> 03:16:43,840 It's a strange situation, Mamadouk. 3207 03:16:52,780 --> 03:16:54,540 He's out of his bento box, man. 3208 03:16:56,720 --> 03:16:57,620 Small feet. 3209 03:16:58,020 --> 03:16:58,920 Big piece. 3210 03:16:59,060 --> 03:17:05,060 I see. I've got to go. I'll stop by later. Okay, I'll see ya. 3211 03:17:15,060 --> 03:17:24,060 Oh, fuck me, man. This is the worst of the worst of the worst, man. I thought it couldn't get any worse, but it got really bad, man. 3212 03:17:24,060 --> 03:17:26,060 Fuck. I can't reach, man. 3213 03:17:26,060 --> 03:17:36,060 Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. Yeah, Johnny69-er, man. You're fucked. 3214 03:17:36,060 --> 03:17:40,060 Sorry, Johnny. Actually, that was the wrong button. I didn't mean to fucking press that one. 3215 03:17:40,060 --> 03:17:54,060 Listen, Johnny, I'm out here in New York. I'm fucking- I've been here for 10 years. I know everything. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at that. 3216 03:17:54,060 --> 03:18:06,060 David Lynch, eat your fucking ma out. David Lynch is after you. Yeah, Lynch. This is the- this is the guy who married a child. 3217 03:18:06,060 --> 03:18:22,060 No wonder he's fucking at that crack. Look at him. Johnny69-er. Thanks very much for the tip. I was gonna give you a shout out from Times Square, but I had to show you this fucking fruit loop. 3218 03:18:22,060 --> 03:18:32,060 This guy's out of his fucking bento box, man. He's one fucking macky roll short of a sushi set. 3219 03:18:32,060 --> 03:18:50,060 He's some man for the fucking salmon. He's a for- forklift going backwards, look. What- what- what fucking- oh, what even planet am I living on, man? 3220 03:18:50,060 --> 03:19:00,060 75 million dollar game, boys. He's a grown man. 3221 03:19:04,060 --> 03:19:06,060 *laughs* 3222 03:19:06,060 --> 03:19:07,060 Goro? 3223 03:19:07,060 --> 03:19:09,060 What's groovin' bro? 3224 03:19:09,060 --> 03:19:11,060 Got something I want to ask. 3225 03:19:11,060 --> 03:19:14,060 Can it wait? Got something to do now! 3226 03:19:14,060 --> 03:19:16,060 See you later. 3227 03:19:16,060 --> 03:19:18,060 Sorry! 3228 03:19:18,060 --> 03:19:23,060 *laughs* 3229 03:19:23,060 --> 03:19:24,060 Oh... 3230 03:19:28,060 --> 03:19:30,060 He's a power horse, isn't he? 3231 03:19:30,060 --> 03:19:36,060 He's a fucking header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header. 3232 03:19:36,060 --> 03:19:38,060 *BOOM* 3233 03:19:38,060 --> 03:19:42,060 Yeah, Johnny69er. Thanks very much for the tip, clown. 3234 03:19:42,060 --> 03:19:44,060 I hope you're keeping well. 3235 03:19:44,060 --> 03:19:48,060 Listen man, don't fucking believe a word you're told. 3236 03:19:48,060 --> 03:19:50,060 I think you're sound, man. 3237 03:19:50,060 --> 03:19:52,060 Don't believe a word you're fucking told. 3238 03:19:52,060 --> 03:19:56,060 Those cunts that hang around with you, they- they think- you think they're your friends, but they're not, man. 3239 03:19:56,060 --> 03:19:58,060 They were fucking mocking you behind your back, man. 3240 03:19:58,060 --> 03:20:00,060 They're not really- they're not really your friend, man. 3241 03:20:00,060 --> 03:20:02,060 You gotta watch out. 3242 03:20:02,060 --> 03:20:04,060 Take them with a pinch of salt, man. 3243 03:20:04,060 --> 03:20:06,060 Cause they'd be talking shite behind your back. 3244 03:20:06,060 --> 03:20:09,060 They'd actually be downplaying your fucking talents to other people, man. 3245 03:20:09,060 --> 03:20:11,060 You'd wanna watch out, man. 3246 03:20:11,060 --> 03:20:16,060 I know that you would never say- you- you would never go down that route, because you've got more dignity than to fucking do that, man. 3247 03:20:16,060 --> 03:20:18,060 But listen, Johnny, man. 3248 03:20:18,060 --> 03:20:24,060 You need to carve- you need to fucking carve your own fucking path in life, do you know what I mean? 3249 03:20:24,060 --> 03:20:26,060 *BOOM* 3250 03:20:26,060 --> 03:20:28,060 *BOOM* 3251 03:20:28,060 --> 03:20:30,060 *BOOM* 3252 03:20:30,060 --> 03:20:32,060 *BOOM* 3253 03:20:32,060 --> 03:20:34,060 Yeah, Johnny, have you any fags? 3254 03:20:34,060 --> 03:20:50,060 *BOOM* 3255 03:20:50,060 --> 03:20:51,060 *BOOM* 3256 03:20:51,060 --> 03:20:52,060 What the fuck? 3257 03:20:52,060 --> 03:20:54,060 What the fuck is this? 3258 03:20:54,060 --> 03:20:56,060 Beat up my men week? 3259 03:20:56,060 --> 03:20:57,060 Who did this? 3260 03:20:57,060 --> 03:20:58,060 Bennett. 3261 03:20:58,060 --> 03:20:59,060 Bennett? 3262 03:20:59,060 --> 03:21:01,060 Yeah, he turned down your offer. 3263 03:21:01,060 --> 03:21:04,060 Yeah, he turned down your offer. 3264 03:21:04,060 --> 03:21:06,060 *BOOM* 3265 03:21:06,060 --> 03:21:07,060 *BOOM* 3266 03:21:07,060 --> 03:21:08,060 Yeah. 3267 03:21:08,060 --> 03:21:10,060 Aaron's Snake Box, 111. 3268 03:21:10,060 --> 03:21:11,060 Thanks very much. 3269 03:21:11,060 --> 03:21:12,060 When are you playing some Resident Stephen? 3270 03:21:12,060 --> 03:21:14,060 I might stick it on after lunch. 3271 03:21:14,060 --> 03:21:18,060 I can't believe I've been playing this- for this long and I've still not gone to China. 3272 03:21:18,060 --> 03:21:20,060 Fucking shit. 3273 03:21:20,060 --> 03:21:22,060 I need to play- I need to finish this. 3274 03:21:22,060 --> 03:21:24,060 But I don't wanna play it anymore. 3275 03:21:24,060 --> 03:21:27,060 Probably gonna have to head home to bed now. 3276 03:21:27,060 --> 03:21:28,060 Look at this. 3277 03:21:28,060 --> 03:21:30,060 Hop, skip, and jump. 3278 03:21:30,060 --> 03:21:31,060 *BOOM* 3279 03:21:31,060 --> 03:21:32,060 Yeah. 3280 03:21:32,060 --> 03:21:34,060 *BOOM* 3281 03:21:34,060 --> 03:21:36,060 Chloe Fournier. 3282 03:21:36,060 --> 03:21:37,060 Four-Furnier. 3283 03:21:37,060 --> 03:21:38,060 Chloe. 3284 03:21:38,060 --> 03:21:39,060 Chloe. 3285 03:21:39,060 --> 03:21:41,060 Chloe Fournier. 3286 03:21:41,060 --> 03:21:42,060 Chloe Fournier. 3287 03:21:42,060 --> 03:21:43,060 Chloe Fournier. 3288 03:21:43,060 --> 03:21:44,060 Thanks very much. 3289 03:21:44,060 --> 03:21:47,060 You have a cheeky old situation with you. 3290 03:21:47,060 --> 03:21:49,060 Here's a bit of fucking stand up for you, Chloe. 3291 03:21:49,060 --> 03:21:50,060 *BOOM* 3292 03:21:50,060 --> 03:21:51,060 *BOOM* 3293 03:21:51,060 --> 03:21:52,060 *BOOM* 3294 03:21:52,060 --> 03:21:53,060 *BOOM* 3295 03:21:53,060 --> 03:21:55,060 So what about that Brexit, huh? 3296 03:21:55,060 --> 03:21:57,060 More like brec-shit. 3297 03:21:57,060 --> 03:21:59,060 Am I right? 3298 03:21:59,060 --> 03:22:00,060 *BOOM* 3299 03:22:00,060 --> 03:22:21,500 I was out walking the dog the last day. We saw a cloud in the sky. It looked like a frog. I said, isn't that hilarious? Look just like a frog. 3300 03:22:26,300 --> 03:22:54,540 What's the deal with the guards stopping you for drinks the next day? So they not know we've got a fucking hangover and we can't deal with that shit. I see they've started charging for the lottery tickets even more now. But the prize remains the same. If you ask me, you have more chance of winning the fucking lottery than you do of... 3301 03:22:54,540 --> 03:22:58,540 enjoy paying the price. If you're paying the price for that last... 3302 03:22:58,540 --> 03:23:12,540 Welcome to Sunday Night's Game. 3303 03:23:12,540 --> 03:23:33,980 You know how it go. A terrible blow, but that's how it go. Freddy's on the corner now. Hey, look at Skippy. He's getting on the fucking bus. No way Skippy getting on the bus. Look at this guy's head. It's a real combination of heads. Look at his fucking head. 3304 03:23:36,540 --> 03:23:48,540 Hey. Okay. Got a sec. Right now? Sorry, bro. I'm kind of tied up. Oh yeah? Later then. Sorry. 3305 03:23:48,540 --> 03:24:10,540 Home to the mother. Word to the motherfucker. Straight out of Compton. Crazy motherfucker called Ice Cube. From a gang called... I can't say that word. With attitude. Shhh. 3306 03:24:10,540 --> 03:24:24,540 Hey, you're... you're dicing with death. When you fucking do some rap tunes. Tune. Do you ever go to Tune and play fucking tunes? 3307 03:24:24,540 --> 03:24:36,540 That... the Skippy book. The Skippy book is... his name is actually... actually Quiff... Quiff Lennon. 3308 03:24:36,540 --> 03:24:58,540 Hey, should we go see... uh... Ronaldo? Ronaldo. Brazil. Hehehehe. Brazilian Ronaldo circa 2000. Is he? 3309 03:24:58,540 --> 03:25:10,540 Okay. How about a quick game? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nedzer. I wanna say something Nedzer. Rest in pieces. 3310 03:25:10,540 --> 03:25:20,540 You are... you've got me fucking on the side of billboards, man. You've got me on this fucking side of billboards, hey? I think you're a legend. 3311 03:25:22,540 --> 03:25:34,540 Thanks for the tip. I'll play some games with that. Just need a piss. I'll be back to you. 3312 03:25:34,540 --> 03:25:44,540 *Song* 3313 03:25:44,540 --> 03:26:02,540 This is my city. I own this town. Welcome to my town. You stupid idiot. You're in the wrong town now. You shouldn't have even left your own town. 3314 03:26:02,540 --> 03:26:23,100 *Song* This is my city. Welcome to my city. This is a great city, yeah. Manhattan, yeah? *Song* 3315 03:26:23,100 --> 03:26:43,100 *Dies* 3316 03:26:43,100 --> 03:26:44,940 Did you see the fucking- 3317 03:26:44,940 --> 03:26:48,740 Have you got earwax as big as this floating around inside your ear canal? 3318 03:26:48,740 --> 03:26:52,540 You need to get down to Vipers Earwax Fucking Consultancy. 3319 03:26:52,540 --> 03:27:17,980 We'll explain to you what you need to do with it. But can you hear us? Cause your fucking ear is blocked up. So, we throw in an extra little bit of service for you as well. We get rid of the stuff that's inside the canal. All you gotta do is lay down on the bed we've laid out for you. We'll put you to sleep and when you wake up, everything will be gone. Everything will be gone. 3320 03:27:17,980 --> 03:27:18,980 *Dies* 3321 03:27:18,980 --> 03:27:20,980 *Dies* 3322 03:27:20,980 --> 03:27:21,480 *Dies* 3323 03:27:21,480 --> 03:27:35,980 C is for Cola. This little drink doesn't rot your teeth. In fact, it makes you stronger. Every drink is a little sip towards the rest of your life being class. So there you have it. Cola. Remember, it doesn't fucking rot your teeth. 3324 03:27:35,980 --> 03:28:05,960 Oh, my God. 3325 03:28:05,960 --> 03:28:35,940 Oh, my God. 3326 03:28:35,940 --> 03:28:37,460 I don't say that lightly. 3327 03:28:37,600 --> 03:28:40,940 It's not something I would fucking bullshit you with. 3328 03:28:47,420 --> 03:28:48,480 Thanks for the tip. 3329 03:28:48,740 --> 03:28:50,060 I'll buy a pint with that. 3330 03:28:50,240 --> 03:28:51,140 Fucking hell, hey. 3331 03:28:52,340 --> 03:28:53,140 Can anybody? 3332 03:28:53,760 --> 03:28:54,620 Can someone stop? 3333 03:28:54,900 --> 03:28:56,440 We need to stop this plane fast. 3334 03:28:56,520 --> 03:28:57,660 It's carrying a load of bombs. 3335 03:28:57,900 --> 03:29:00,280 Someone told me it's got a bomb on the plane. 3336 03:29:00,360 --> 03:29:01,260 You need to stop the plane now. 3337 03:29:01,640 --> 03:29:02,380 Stop the plane now. 3338 03:29:06,060 --> 03:29:07,620 Yeah, Simon Harris. 3339 03:29:08,120 --> 03:29:09,820 Thanks very much for the tip, Shan. 3340 03:29:10,680 --> 03:29:13,480 Do you want to go fucking play in fuck-up town here, aren't you? 3341 03:29:13,800 --> 03:29:17,480 I heard you're doing well up in the Shanadin, the doll you cut. 3342 03:29:18,220 --> 03:29:19,360 Hey, yeah, Harris. 3343 03:29:20,120 --> 03:29:23,240 Next time I see you, I'm going to fucking smack your Shanadin. 3344 03:29:29,240 --> 03:29:31,500 Now we're on to the story of... 3345 03:29:31,500 --> 03:29:34,320 I think Claire B scenario. 3346 03:29:35,140 --> 03:29:36,140 Resident Beevil. 3347 03:29:44,520 --> 03:29:46,040 Herb Kennedy's after you. 3348 03:29:46,840 --> 03:29:47,900 New game, second run. 3349 03:29:47,960 --> 03:29:48,660 No, no, low game. 3350 03:29:48,760 --> 03:29:49,140 Continue. 3351 03:29:50,300 --> 03:29:50,880 Claire. 3352 03:29:51,920 --> 03:29:52,900 Scenario B. 3353 03:29:58,380 --> 03:30:00,480 How's your shaft for grommets? 3354 03:30:01,080 --> 03:30:03,200 I heard you got grommets inside your ear hole. 3355 03:30:03,500 --> 03:30:04,940 This guy had a few grommets. 3356 03:30:05,900 --> 03:30:08,720 And he got a few grommets removed from his head. 3357 03:30:10,040 --> 03:30:10,640 Do you want to fuck? 3358 03:30:10,820 --> 03:30:12,720 Have you got grommets in your ear pipe, do you? 3359 03:30:13,520 --> 03:30:14,220 Good luck. 3360 03:30:16,340 --> 03:30:17,280 Do I have a knife? 3361 03:30:18,220 --> 03:30:19,260 It'd be great to have a knife. 3362 03:30:19,940 --> 03:30:21,580 Maybe I'll use the keyboard and mouse jab. 3363 03:30:21,580 --> 03:30:21,920 I'll use the keyboard. 3364 03:30:25,420 --> 03:30:26,020 I'll use the keyboard. 3365 03:30:35,140 --> 03:30:35,500 Yeah. 3366 03:30:37,080 --> 03:30:38,540 Fort Lucan's after you. 3367 03:30:39,900 --> 03:30:41,080 Yeah, Fort Lucan. 3368 03:30:42,400 --> 03:30:43,120 Go ahead and fuck. 3369 03:30:43,220 --> 03:30:44,120 Tell me that shit, man. 3370 03:30:44,220 --> 03:30:46,160 You're going to get me spooked out of it, hey. 3371 03:30:49,020 --> 03:30:50,280 What do I have to do now? 3372 03:30:50,360 --> 03:30:51,820 I think Mr. X is after me. 3373 03:30:54,400 --> 03:30:55,500 King of the town. 3374 03:31:05,120 --> 03:31:06,980 Jerry Lee Lewis is after you. 3375 03:31:07,200 --> 03:31:27,340 I don't know what I'm meant to be doing here now. 3376 03:31:27,340 --> 03:31:28,660 Is typewriter... 3377 03:31:28,660 --> 03:31:30,520 Is this a grain... 3378 03:31:30,520 --> 03:31:31,460 A grain of sand. 3379 03:31:31,540 --> 03:31:33,740 Any grains of truth in what you're saying to me? 3380 03:31:33,960 --> 03:31:39,900 I don't think this is the right feeling. 3381 03:31:40,020 --> 03:31:41,360 I don't think this is the right fit. 3382 03:31:41,960 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3383 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3384 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3385 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3386 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3387 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3388 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3389 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3390 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3391 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3392 03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:49,320 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3393 03:31:49,320 --> 03:31:53,320 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3394 03:31:53,320 --> 03:31:55,320 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3395 03:31:55,320 --> 03:31:57,320 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3396 03:31:57,320 --> 03:31:59,320 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3397 03:31:59,320 --> 03:32:01,320 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3398 03:32:01,320 --> 03:32:03,320 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3399 03:32:03,320 --> 03:32:05,320 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3400 03:32:05,320 --> 03:32:11,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3401 03:32:11,000 --> 03:32:13,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3402 03:32:13,000 --> 03:32:15,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3403 03:32:15,000 --> 03:32:17,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3404 03:32:17,000 --> 03:32:19,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3405 03:32:19,000 --> 03:32:21,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3406 03:32:21,000 --> 03:32:23,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3407 03:32:23,000 --> 03:32:25,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3408 03:32:25,000 --> 03:32:27,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3409 03:32:27,000 --> 03:32:29,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3410 03:32:29,000 --> 03:32:31,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3411 03:32:31,000 --> 03:32:33,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3412 03:32:33,000 --> 03:32:35,000 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3413 03:32:35,000 --> 03:32:36,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3414 03:32:36,680 --> 03:32:38,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3415 03:32:38,680 --> 03:32:40,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3416 03:32:40,680 --> 03:32:42,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3417 03:32:42,680 --> 03:32:44,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3418 03:32:44,680 --> 03:32:46,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3419 03:32:46,680 --> 03:32:48,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3420 03:32:48,680 --> 03:32:50,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3421 03:32:50,680 --> 03:32:52,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3422 03:32:52,680 --> 03:32:54,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3423 03:32:54,680 --> 03:32:56,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3424 03:32:56,680 --> 03:32:58,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3425 03:32:58,680 --> 03:33:00,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3426 03:33:00,680 --> 03:33:02,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3427 03:33:02,680 --> 03:33:04,680 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3428 03:33:04,680 --> 03:33:06,360 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3429 03:33:06,360 --> 03:33:08,360 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3430 03:33:08,360 --> 03:33:12,040 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3431 03:33:12,040 --> 03:33:14,040 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3432 03:33:14,040 --> 03:33:16,040 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3433 03:33:16,040 --> 03:33:18,040 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3434 03:33:18,040 --> 03:33:20,040 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3435 03:33:20,040 --> 03:33:22,040 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3436 03:33:22,040 --> 03:33:25,720 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3437 03:33:25,720 --> 03:33:27,720 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3438 03:33:27,720 --> 03:33:29,720 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3439 03:33:29,720 --> 03:33:31,720 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3440 03:33:31,720 --> 03:33:33,720 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3441 03:33:33,720 --> 03:33:35,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3442 03:33:35,400 --> 03:33:37,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3443 03:33:37,400 --> 03:33:39,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3444 03:33:39,400 --> 03:33:41,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3445 03:33:41,400 --> 03:33:43,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3446 03:33:43,400 --> 03:33:45,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3447 03:33:45,400 --> 03:33:47,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3448 03:33:47,400 --> 03:33:49,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3449 03:33:49,400 --> 03:33:51,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3450 03:33:51,400 --> 03:33:53,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3451 03:33:53,400 --> 03:33:55,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3452 03:33:55,400 --> 03:33:57,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3453 03:33:57,400 --> 03:33:59,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3454 03:33:59,400 --> 03:34:01,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3455 03:34:01,400 --> 03:34:03,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3456 03:34:03,400 --> 03:34:05,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3457 03:34:05,400 --> 03:34:07,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3458 03:34:07,400 --> 03:34:09,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3459 03:34:09,400 --> 03:34:11,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3460 03:34:11,400 --> 03:34:13,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3461 03:34:13,400 --> 03:34:15,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3462 03:34:15,400 --> 03:34:17,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3463 03:34:17,400 --> 03:34:19,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3464 03:34:19,400 --> 03:34:21,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3465 03:34:21,400 --> 03:34:23,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3466 03:34:23,400 --> 03:34:25,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3467 03:34:25,400 --> 03:34:27,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3468 03:34:27,400 --> 03:34:29,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3469 03:34:29,400 --> 03:34:31,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3470 03:34:31,400 --> 03:34:33,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3471 03:34:33,400 --> 03:34:35,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3472 03:34:35,400 --> 03:34:37,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3473 03:34:37,400 --> 03:34:39,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3474 03:34:39,400 --> 03:34:41,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3475 03:34:41,400 --> 03:34:43,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3476 03:34:43,400 --> 03:34:45,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3477 03:34:45,400 --> 03:34:47,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3478 03:34:47,400 --> 03:34:49,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3479 03:34:49,400 --> 03:34:51,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3480 03:34:51,400 --> 03:34:53,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3481 03:34:53,400 --> 03:34:55,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3482 03:34:55,400 --> 03:34:57,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3483 03:34:57,400 --> 03:34:59,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3484 03:34:59,400 --> 03:35:01,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3485 03:35:01,400 --> 03:35:03,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3486 03:35:03,400 --> 03:35:05,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3487 03:35:05,400 --> 03:35:07,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3488 03:35:07,400 --> 03:35:09,400 I don't think this is the right fit for me. 3489 03:35:09,400 --> 03:35:27,400 Denmark. 3490 03:35:35,400 --> 03:35:37,400 Jesus. 3491 03:35:37,400 --> 03:35:38,400 Jesus is after you. 3492 03:35:38,400 --> 03:35:47,400 Where would you get a fucking cross in the middle of nowhere like that? 3493 03:35:55,400 --> 03:35:56,400 Oh, it's not a cross. 3494 03:35:56,400 --> 03:35:57,400 I thought that was a crucifix. 3495 03:35:57,400 --> 03:35:59,400 It's a fucking telephone pole or something. 3496 03:35:59,400 --> 03:36:01,400 Oh, no, it is a crucifix, is it? 3497 03:36:03,400 --> 03:36:04,400 Or a cross. 3498 03:36:07,400 --> 03:36:08,400 I'd say Australia. 3499 03:36:08,400 --> 03:36:10,400 I'd say Australia. 3500 03:36:28,400 --> 03:36:29,400 Fucking hell, man. 3501 03:36:29,400 --> 03:36:30,400 Someone said Romania as well. 3502 03:36:30,400 --> 03:36:30,400 All these places are a bit shit, aren't they? 3503 03:36:30,400 --> 03:36:30,400 Look at that. 3504 03:36:30,400 --> 03:36:31,400 Immediately I'm gonna say... 3505 03:36:31,400 --> 03:36:32,400 Brazil. 3506 03:36:32,400 --> 03:36:33,400 Brazil. 3507 03:36:33,400 --> 03:36:33,400 I'm gonna say... 3508 03:36:33,400 --> 03:36:33,400 Brazil. 3509 03:36:33,400 --> 03:36:34,400 I'm gonna say... 3510 03:36:34,400 --> 03:36:35,400 Brazil. 3511 03:36:35,400 --> 03:36:36,400 I'm gonna say... 3512 03:36:36,400 --> 03:36:37,400 Brazil. 3513 03:36:37,400 --> 03:36:38,400 I'm gonna say... 3514 03:36:38,400 --> 03:36:39,400 Brazil. 3515 03:36:39,400 --> 03:36:40,400 I'm gonna say... 3516 03:36:40,400 --> 03:36:41,400 Brazil. 3517 03:36:41,400 --> 03:36:51,040 places are a bit shit aren't they? Look at that. Immediately I'm going to see Brazil. 3518 03:36:51,040 --> 03:37:21,020 I'm going to see Brazil. 3519 03:37:21,020 --> 03:37:32,140 Or would you say Africa? Nigeria would you? It looks a bit hot and nice. I don't think 3520 03:37:32,140 --> 03:37:37,640 it would be Africa. I'd say it's more fucking. But then would you get those lads in Haiti 3521 03:37:37,640 --> 03:37:43,900 would you? Would they be more? Would you get them in Haiti? Would you get them in the Caribbean 3522 03:37:43,900 --> 03:37:45,940 or would you get those lads in the fucking Africans? 3523 03:37:45,940 --> 03:38:10,580 Gana. This is fucked man. 3524 03:38:11,060 --> 03:38:23,760 I've only two left. I haven't got one. This is more developed now. This is the States. 3525 03:38:24,600 --> 03:38:29,560 There's no way this isn't the States. 3526 03:38:43,020 --> 03:38:47,180 Fucking state of that man. Tidy up your porch. 3527 03:38:58,700 --> 03:39:02,280 That's the States. US post box kind of thing isn't it? 3528 03:39:10,420 --> 03:39:19,160 Or is it Canadian? Are those trees? Are they fucking coniferous? Are they? Are they coniferous? 3529 03:39:19,160 --> 03:39:49,140 Thank you. 3530 03:39:49,140 --> 03:40:19,120 Thank you. 3531 03:40:19,120 --> 03:40:21,120 Thank you. 3532 03:40:21,120 --> 03:40:23,120 Thank you. 3533 03:40:23,120 --> 03:40:29,480 It was my understanding that once you had 35,000 yen, you could progress, but that's dog shit lies. 3534 03:40:44,120 --> 03:40:46,580 Now, where in the States would this be? 3535 03:40:59,120 --> 03:41:03,360 It looks kind of, I'd say around here. 3536 03:41:03,500 --> 03:41:05,220 I've never been here, but I mean, fuck it. 3537 03:41:05,420 --> 03:41:06,840 I'd say it'd be like here. 3538 03:41:06,940 --> 03:41:07,140 Would it? 3539 03:41:07,580 --> 03:41:09,420 I'd say it'd be like around here. 3540 03:41:13,140 --> 03:41:14,780 I'd say it'd be around here, would it? 3541 03:41:17,260 --> 03:41:18,700 I'd say it'd be around here. 3542 03:41:24,740 --> 03:41:26,560 I don't know what's for lunch. 3543 03:41:26,600 --> 03:41:27,860 I'm going to have to head to the shop. 3544 03:41:30,180 --> 03:41:30,940 Let's go here. 3545 03:41:31,200 --> 03:41:31,660 Fuck. 3546 03:41:31,660 --> 03:41:31,720 Fuck. 3547 03:41:35,720 --> 03:41:59,520 California. 3548 03:41:59,520 --> 03:42:01,520 Fuck. 3549 03:42:02,960 --> 03:42:03,320 Fuck. 3550 03:42:03,320 --> 03:42:04,000 Fucking rubbish, man. 3551 03:42:04,340 --> 03:42:04,880 Well, there you go. 3552 03:42:04,960 --> 03:42:07,160 That, you've seen for yourself. 3553 03:42:10,160 --> 03:42:19,220 I only went, I only meant to come on for an hour to try and get Shenmue blasted out of it, but I mean, I'm going to go and get some grub and I'll be back. 3554 03:42:21,680 --> 03:42:23,400 Because I don't think I'll be streaming tomorrow. 3555 03:42:24,080 --> 03:42:27,040 Because I'm going to, I'm, I'll be doing other stuff for you. 3556 03:42:27,420 --> 03:42:29,700 As mentioned, there might be an old fucking video coming. 3557 03:42:30,100 --> 03:42:30,680 Or there will be. 3558 03:42:31,360 --> 03:42:32,980 I'll have to fucking focus on that. 3559 03:42:33,800 --> 03:42:37,580 But I mean, I'll be, I'll be back on in a bit after lunch. 3560 03:42:37,580 --> 03:42:41,680 You know, very by me, every time you go drive by me, you know where I am. 3561 03:42:44,800 --> 03:42:45,720 I'm a man. 3562 03:42:47,680 --> 03:42:48,780 Got a camera dolly.