1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 *music* 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:35,000 *music* 3 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Well, Sam, Roisin, Jessica, Tenchpots, Kelly, Dwignan, Zapala. Fucking Declan Zapala's after you. Declan Zapala listening to fucking Tame Impala. 4 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:54,820 How you getting on? 5 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:02,380 Jeeve Stennings. You fucking out for pints, are you? 6 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:08,160 I've been uptown since the parade, man. I was shy to be honest. It wasn't great. 7 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,060 I was the best thing in it, man. I was just fucking driving. I drove the Almira down and I was representing snakes. 8 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:22,280 Because there's no more snakes in the country, like. Because apparently St. Pat got rid of all the snakes. 9 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:26,580 But I was just driving around in the fucking Almira, just hanging out the window going, 10 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,880 He didn't get rid of me, hey? 11 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,360 *Balloon music* 12 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,600 Now he be turning the window down and just like fucking throwing out fucking sweets. 13 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:56,440 *Balloon music* 14 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,440 *Balloon music* 15 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,440 *Balloon music* 16 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,440 *Balloon music* 17 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,440 *Balloon music* 18 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,440 *Balloon music* 19 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,440 *Balloon music* 20 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:18,440 I was just fucking cruising around for the Patrick's Day Parade Man. My Almere was the best thing in it. 21 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,440 *Balloon music* 22 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:24,440 *Balloon music* 23 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:50,160 How are you fucking Dahi? Fiona? Kevin Boland? Missed? Terror Vision? Throwing fucking ten spots out the window. I was rushing. Yeah, I was throwing fucking myself and the lads were on. We were on the St. Pat's last night, man. This morning we were fucking St. Pat's athletic. We were athleticized. 24 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,160 *sad music* 25 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,160 *sad music* 26 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,160 *sad music* 27 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,160 *sad music* 28 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,160 *sad music* 29 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:30,140 Thank you. 30 00:03:30,140 --> 00:04:00,120 Thank you. 31 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:30,100 Thank you. 32 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:32,100 Thank you. 33 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,100 Thank you. 34 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,100 Thank you. 35 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,100 Thank you. 36 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,100 Thank you. 37 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:40,100 Thank you. 38 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,100 Thank you. 39 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:42,740 Boom time! 40 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:46,700 Boom time! 41 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,040 Yeah! 42 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:52,480 Boom time! 43 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:54,380 Boom time! 44 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,680 Rory Christie! 45 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,200 Welcome to the main 46 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,360 galaxy quest! 47 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,100 I heard you were out fucking causing 48 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,880 fuck up town earlier on. 49 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,240 Guzzling sweets 50 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,980 and throwing fucking 51 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,940 tea bags at people's faces. 52 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:12,940 Boom time! 53 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:16,740 I heard Christie was going around like Linford. 54 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,160 Fucking teabagging 55 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:19,820 old folk. 56 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:23,000 He got shopped for resin pushing as a 57 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,840 youth. Did five years 58 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,860 in juvenile hall. And now 59 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,080 he's back on the streets causing shite. 60 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,940 I wouldn't fucking waste any time 61 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:33,440 on him man. 62 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,700 The guy doesn't know what he's at hey. 63 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,060 I'm only messing Christie. 64 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:40,820 You're a fucking sound skin. 65 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:43,280 Anytime you're 66 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,820 anytime you're in the house Christie. 67 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,700 I know the fucking thing is running well. 68 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:48,640 Like Linford. 69 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:50,980 The same 70 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,800 the same could be said for 71 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,160 fucking Cleona Rohe. 72 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,800 The old robot 73 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:58,380 herself. 74 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:15,300 Yeah I was just uh around the town earlier on I got the fucking buzz cut like you know. 75 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,900 Fucking short back and sides job. 76 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,520 Tenor cut. 77 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,340 Not too bad. 78 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:25,160 There were no bad cunts around. 79 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:26,780 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 80 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:27,720 What you gonna do? 81 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,620 What you gonna do when they come for you? 82 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:30,760 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 83 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:31,760 What you gonna do? 84 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,700 What you gonna do when they come for you? 85 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,320 The parade went down this street here. 86 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,720 And as it was going down, I was just in the window. 87 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:43,340 Like this, going... 88 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:43,660 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 89 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:43,700 What you gonna do? 90 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,620 What you gonna do when they come for you? 91 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:46,740 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 92 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,720 What you gonna do? 93 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:48,460 What you gonna do? 94 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:50,240 They had St. Patrick at the front. 95 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,920 I was just going, yeah, Pat. 96 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,760 Pat. 97 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,520 Yeah, yeah, Pat. 98 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,260 There's a snake in the window, Pat. 99 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,320 And Jonathan Murley. 100 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:02,160 Old man Murley. 101 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:05,020 He was doing the rounds too. 102 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,980 The old snake in a box. 103 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:13,220 Himself, Frankie Schoonz, Rory Christie, and Cleona Rowe, the old robot. 104 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:19,420 They were doing the fucking Shack of Demas and pliers at the front of the fucking parade, man. 105 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:28,040 And I was just in the window like this the whole time going, look at me, everyone. 106 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:29,980 Fuck the parade. 107 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:31,560 Look at me. 108 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:32,880 I'm in a window. 109 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:34,520 And I'm class. 110 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,700 I'm doing class stuff inside this window pane. 111 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:43,680 And everybody loved it. 112 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,320 Everybody. 113 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:44,520 Everybody. 114 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:45,620 All the parents. 115 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,340 The old folk. 116 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:48,100 The kids. 117 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:50,520 The pipe band. 118 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,080 Everyone. 119 00:07:52,920 --> 00:08:00,900 And then I was transported through space and time to fucking Times Square. 120 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:03,960 And I was on Times Square billboard like this. 121 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:04,720 Going. 122 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,060 Any crack, everyone. 123 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,040 I'm the best. 124 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:14,000 You don't want to go to any parade without me on the fucking billboards. 125 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,040 I'm on this one. 126 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:20,160 And then if you blink and miss it, you'll miss me over on this one too. 127 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,160 My face in HD. 128 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:27,000 Pure high definition snake. 129 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,140 They don't call me fucking HD snake for nothing. 130 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,200 Harold Dean Snake. 131 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,300 The Snake Meister. 132 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,220 The Snake on Toast. 133 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:49,280 The fucking Graham O'Brien man. 134 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,160 They call this move the fucking Graham O'Brien classic. 135 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:54,280 Watch this. 136 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,300 O'Brien. 137 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:58,960 O'Brien. 138 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,460 O'Brien. 139 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,080 Good man O'Brien. 140 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,980 Thanks very much for the tip O'Brien. 141 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,400 I'm not lying. 142 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,540 When I say O'Brien. 143 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,240 Is brighter than the star O'Brien. 144 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,860 Which also was a movie picture house. 145 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,440 Back in the fucking 80s. 146 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,380 I'm not sure about now or contemporary times. 147 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,040 But you can bet your bottom dollar. 148 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,960 That they made some good ass films. 149 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:34,180 That you've probably seen. 150 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:38,520 They probably made shit like Big with Tom Hanks. 151 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:44,960 Did you ever see that porno Big Dick with Tom Wanks. 152 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,420 It wasn't a gay one. 153 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,440 But it was class. 154 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:51,060 Yeah. 155 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:54,280 Tell you who's a fucking madman for the arcs. 156 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:54,460 No. 157 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:58,400 He is a real sweet arc. 158 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:02,900 This is for you, Noah. 159 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:09,920 Noah's arc. 160 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,240 Noah's arc. 161 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,600 Tim's well. 162 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,280 Sunday night games. 163 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:15,300 Noah's arc. 164 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:16,620 Noah's arc. 165 00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:17,920 Tim's well. 166 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,680 Sunday night games. 167 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:23,760 It's a real sweet situation. 168 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,640 When I'm in a prime time studio. 169 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,660 In the fucking prime of me life. 170 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,040 I'm in the prime of me life. 171 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,580 I'm not gonna skip the queue. 172 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,960 I'm in the prime of me life. 173 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,000 Tell you. 174 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,060 Yeah. 175 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:42,920 There were a few fucking snakes and ladders up the town earlier on. 176 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,060 Stateside was there. 177 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:50,120 Fucking disgraced Guard of Chief Commissioner Martin Kalanann was there. 178 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:54,300 Mahatma Gandhi threw his fucking hat in the ring for a bit. 179 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,320 Threw his Mahatma into the ring. 180 00:10:56,680 --> 00:11:00,000 He came back from heaven for the fucking Schligo parade. 181 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:01,180 It's been told. 182 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,960 Mahatma Gandhi was in Schligo this afternoon. 183 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,080 Leading the fucking parade he was. 184 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,560 He did two laps of the town. 185 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,880 And then when he'd finished. 186 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,440 He went into Supermax for a bite. 187 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:16,960 And then said. 188 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,480 I have to go now. 189 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,040 My planet needs me. 190 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,360 And just ascended into the heavens. 191 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,240 Or wherever those boys go. 192 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:27,240 The ones who do Hindus. 193 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,240 Or whatever the fuck. 194 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:29,040 What kind of. 195 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:29,680 Do they have. 196 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,380 Do they have heaven in Hindu? 197 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,680 Or is that more of a fucking Christ thing? 198 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,100 Do they have heaven out in Buddhism? 199 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,160 Or is that just. 200 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:40,900 Is it. 201 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,920 Do they just have elephants with arms and stuff? 202 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,160 Welcome to the meaning of life with Francis Higgins. 203 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,900 Do they have heaven out in fucking Hindusville? 204 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,800 Or is it just elephants and stuff? 205 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,380 What about the. 206 00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:01,340 The Buddha man? 207 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,540 Is his cholesterol okay? 208 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,280 If not. 209 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,880 He needs to be on the Bennecal. 210 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:08,360 Is he. 211 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:09,320 He's peaceful enough. 212 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,200 Is the old Buddhist. 213 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,560 Where is he going to though? 214 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,140 Do you know. 215 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:14,840 Is he happy? 216 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,500 He says that everything in moderation. 217 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,220 But is he really fucking happy like. 218 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,000 He probably. 219 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,140 He'd probably be happy. 220 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,100 If he had a fucking nice big gaff. 221 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,540 Full of cool shit. 222 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,480 And a water bed. 223 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,880 If you've just joined us. 224 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,240 This is the meaning of life. 225 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,980 With Snake Higgins. 226 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:34,160 Pat cons. 227 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:34,760 Pat cons. 228 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:34,900 Pat cons. 229 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:35,700 What you gonna do. 230 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:36,680 What you gonna do. 231 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:37,600 When they come for you. 232 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:38,180 Pat cons. 233 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:38,760 Pat cons. 234 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:39,740 What you gonna do. 235 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:40,660 What you gonna do. 236 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:41,700 When they come for you. 237 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,240 Yeah. 238 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:44,960 Johnson. 239 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,380 Thanks very much for that Johnson. 240 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,820 Hope you're enjoying your St. Pat's Day. 241 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:52,520 Or as the Yanks call it. 242 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,940 St. Patty's Day. 243 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,740 What you gonna do. 244 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,680 What you gonna do. 245 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,080 Like it's a fucking patty. 246 00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:58,700 Like a cake. 247 00:12:58,780 --> 00:12:59,640 Like a cheeseburger. 248 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,220 You've got a patty in the middle of the two breadsticks. 249 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:03,700 Or bread buns. 250 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,680 Or whatever fucking. 251 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,800 Whatever way you wanna eat that burger man. 252 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,100 If you wanna use sticks. 253 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:09,800 You can use sticks. 254 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,060 I ain't gonna fucking judge her in. 255 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,320 Thanks very much for that. 256 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,520 That's a nice little amount. 257 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,460 For fuck's sake man. 258 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:20,820 Look who it is. 259 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:22,620 The man. 260 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:23,320 The legend. 261 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,700 The fucking John G69er. 262 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,320 It's getting fucking dodgy. 263 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,360 When John's in town. 264 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,800 And I wanna say something else Sean. 265 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,300 You're a fucking great man. 266 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,220 For the fucking tips. 267 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,220 And the support. 268 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,200 On the streams. 269 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,620 A real tasty sweet number. 270 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:40,400 Do you wanna go raid a fucking dawn truck. 271 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,620 Full of milk later on. 272 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,040 I know I've been saying. 273 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:44,460 I would do it since last week. 274 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,520 But I never fucking came through. 275 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,780 It's getting dodgy. 276 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,980 It's getting dodgy. 277 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,840 It's getting dodgy. 278 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:57,840 It's getting dodgy. 279 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,000 It's getting dodgy. 280 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:05,380 *Mario begins* 281 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,120 *BANG* 282 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:06,880 *BANG* 283 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,800 *BANG* 284 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,580 *BANG* 285 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,380 *BANG* 286 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:09,800 *BANG* 287 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,380 *BANG* 288 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:10,800 *BANG* 289 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,800 *BANG* 290 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,380 *BANG* 291 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:12,800 *BANG* 292 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,380 *BANG* 293 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:13,880 *BANG* 294 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,380 *BANG* 295 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:14,880 *BANG* 296 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,880 *BANG* 297 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:24,240 How you fuckin' P-boy? What's your story man? We out the parade today, where are you going drinking? Are you fucked already? You're going home to bed early, yeah? 298 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:31,600 Make sure you get the fuckin' pint of water in you before the head hits the pillow for you'll be going on a one way trip to fuckin' puke town, you know what I mean? 299 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:46,740 H spinning job make sure you don't get depressed tomorrow with hangover. Yeah 300 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,040 Yeah, bro. What's the story Vince? 301 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:57,720 We a parade in today or you fucking doing journalism stuff? 302 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:05,280 We reading the Sunday business post at home are you feet up nice rugs and fucking warm fires and shit? 303 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:10,860 I'd say you have a few pound of the purse to lash on a few creature comforts at home 304 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:17,480 Hey, you're a fucking savage creature yourself. Do you do you like creature feature films? 305 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:22,860 Fucking movies about big stupid animal creatures that are scary, man 306 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:31,900 I'm gonna pitch one myself about a giant snake that lives in fucking Clare Morris and it comes out every fucking Tuesday night to eat cunts 307 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:37,240 Get in touch if you're into films and you know people who can do that for me 308 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:52,680 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them 309 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,620 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going 310 00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:02,360 I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing 311 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,840 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it 312 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:12,420 You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft 313 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:16,780 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames 314 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:21,340 This message was brought to you by firelighters 315 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:42,720 Fucking boom time baby. I'll buy a pint with that. Kristen Reed. Kristen Reed job man. It's a fucking Kristen Reed situation 316 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,720 Cheers Kristen 317 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:44,720 Cheers Kristen 318 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:44,720 Cheers Kristen 319 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:44,720 Cheers Kristen 320 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:44,720 Cheers Kristen 321 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:44,720 Cheers Kristen 322 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:44,720 Cheers Kristen 323 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,720 Cheers Kristen 324 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,720 Cheers Kristen 325 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,720 Or should I call you Christin? 326 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:49,720 Because you're the messiah of the fucking Sunday night streams 327 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,720 Because you're the messiah of the fucking Sunday night streams 328 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,720 I'm telling you Tuck Yo 329 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,720 I'm telling you Tuck Yo 330 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,720 You've got a lot going for you Tucks 331 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,720 The boys are saying you're a tasty new addition to the town 332 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,720 You're a blowin' 333 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,720 You're a blowin' 334 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720 But you've quickly made your 335 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,720 You've staked your claim 336 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,720 Cheers Kristen 337 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:08,720 Cheers Kristen 338 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,720 Or should I call you Christin? 339 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,720 You've quickly made your 340 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,720 You've staked your claim 341 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,720 As one of the top lads in the town 342 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,720 Within three months 343 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,720 How did you do this? 344 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,720 Well, a combination of charisma 345 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,720 Fucking pine swillery 346 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,720 You're handy on the fucking pool table 347 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,720 And also 348 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,720 You can hold your own 349 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,720 In a game of darts 350 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,720 So Tuck Yo, this is dedicated to you baby 351 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,720 I'm at the boom time 352 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,720 I'm at the boom time 353 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720 I'm at the boom time 354 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,720 I'm at the boom time 355 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,720 I'm at the boom time 356 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,720 That's the best 357 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,720 That's the best I could do for you Tucks 358 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,720 At this moment in time 359 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,720 The fucking real viper is chiming in 360 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,720 Tell Niall O'Connor you love him 361 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,720 Sorry Niall 362 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,720 I can't profess to fucking love you 363 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,720 But I think you're a sound skin 364 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,720 I'd rank you in 365 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,720 As one of the top 50 lads 366 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,720 I've never met 367 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,720 That's the fucking 368 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,720 That's the truth 369 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,720 That's the God's honest 370 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,720 I'll have the boom time 371 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,720 I'll have the boom time 372 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,720 I'll have the boom time 373 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,720 Yeah 374 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,720 Diablo Declan man 375 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,720 You're fucked 376 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,720 Only messing Diablo 377 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,720 That was the wrong button 378 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,720 I didn't mean to say you're fucked 379 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,720 What I meant to say was 380 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,720 Goodnight and God bless 381 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,720 That was the wrong one too 382 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,720 Let me get this straight actually 383 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,720 Diablo Declan 384 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,720 Sorry that was the wrong button 385 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,720 This is the right one now for you 386 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,720 Thanks for the donation 387 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,720 Fucking brain slug is in town 388 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,720 Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down 389 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,720 Get out 390 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,720 How you brain slug? 391 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,720 Come on then 392 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,720 He feckin' dragons 393 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,720 I'll take both of you 394 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,720 Aaaaaaah 395 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,720 I am burning to death 396 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,720 Well it was a fucking great old 397 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,720 Parade today 398 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,720 Groovy Tom 399 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,720 Can testify to that 400 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,720 Thank you very much Groovy Tom 401 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,720 Diablo Declan 402 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,720 And all the fucking boys 403 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720 Out there 404 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,720 This was the Sligo parade 405 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,720 Pure fucking Sligo style 406 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,720 Who was working in Saudi Arabia 407 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,720 And her friend Aisha 408 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,720 Fucking Aisha's after you man 409 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,720 Saudi Arabian job 410 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,720 Yeaaaaaah 411 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,720 Bobby alien lover 412 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,720 You've got me hyperspacing through the mainframe 413 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,720 You old cheeky little extraterrestrial ya 414 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,720 Why don't you land your fucking spaceship uptown 415 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,720 And park it uptown behind fucking Sentra 416 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,720 There's no one watching the 417 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,720 No one collecting tickets until tomorrow 418 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,720 It's a bank holiday tomorrow man 419 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:50,720 Land the fuck 420 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:51,720 Listen 421 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:52,720 Alien lover 422 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,720 This is the crack 423 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,720 Park up the UFO 424 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,720 Behind Sentra 425 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:58,720 Okay 426 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,720 I've got a slab of excelsior 427 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,720 In the fucking shed 428 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,720 Which I haven't touched in three years 429 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,720 But it's yours baby 430 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,720 And you can sleep in the shed too 431 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,720 Are you warm blooded? 432 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,720 Are you a warm blooded alien? 433 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,720 Or are you cold blooded? 434 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,720 Or what's the story alien? 435 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:17,720 Pray tell 436 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,720 If not you can fucking stay in the car 437 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:23,720 I've got a 438 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,720 There's a bit of space in the boot 439 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,720 In the boot 440 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,720 Listen man 441 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:27,720 Listen man 442 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,720 If you need somewhere to fucking stay for the night 443 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,720 You can fucking crash in the car 444 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,720 Not the back seat like 445 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,720 The boot 446 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,720 The boot 447 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:47,720 Not being a cunt or anything like but you can't stay in the gaff man 448 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,720 You're a fucking alien 449 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,720 Like I'm not being racist or anything like 450 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,720 I can't fucking let you stay in the house man 451 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,720 You're a fucking 452 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:54,720 You're from 453 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,720 Where are you from? 454 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720 Mars is it? 455 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,720 Take it or leave it man 456 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,720 You know what I mean? 457 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,720 There's a few 458 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,720 There's a few fucking blankets in the back 459 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,720 The dog 460 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,720 The dog usually fucking lies on them after we bring him to the beach 461 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,720 So they've got sand and shit on them but 462 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,720 Just fucking give them a fucking shake and a waft 463 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,720 You can stay on that blanket and 464 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,720 We'll go robbing 465 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,720 We'll rob this milk truck in the morning 466 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:29,720 Thanks for the tip I'll buy a pint with that 467 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,720 Mr. Fontaine 468 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,720 Will you be supporting the Fontaine minister? 469 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,720 Will you be supporting the banks minister? 470 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,720 Yeah Mr. Fontaine thanks very much for that 471 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,720 You old 472 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,720 Sweet 473 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,720 Sweet peach 474 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,720 Mr. Fontaine do you know anything about fucking 475 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,720 The boys out in Saudi Arabia? 476 00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,720 In particularly Aisha 477 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,720 Let's have a little look and see what we were going to 478 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,720 Let's get back to the Schligo parade before we get into the games 479 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,720 Which I think we're going to fucking do Shenmue too man 480 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,720 Like it or lump it 481 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,720 That's the way I'm rolling tonight 482 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,720 I don't care about this first person shooter malarkey 483 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,720 I watched the fucking New Zealand video the other day man 484 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,720 I'm still shook 485 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,720 It was worse than anything I've ever seen 486 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,720 It was like LiveLeak times 100 487 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,720 And I didn't know what I was like 488 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,720 Niall O'Connor 489 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,720 Thank you very much 490 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,720 That'll go towards the counselling Niall 491 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,720 And it was unlike anything I've ever seen 492 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,720 It was like 9/11 times 7 493 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,720 I know more people fucking went in that one than this 494 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,720 But it was so visceral then 495 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,720 Anyways 496 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,720 She was working in Saudi Arabia 497 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,720 And her friend Aisha 498 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:50,720 Aisha 499 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,720 For those of you who are asking about the parade link 500 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720 Go on the Ushtefend website 501 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,720 The Schligo parade website and you can get a link from there 502 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:02,720 Here we have 503 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,720 To the story 504 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,720 To the St. Joseph 505 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720 Find the man there from Conor St. Joseph 506 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,720 Hey there was a great bit of fucking brass 507 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,720 There was a nice bit of brass down in Schligo earlier on hey 508 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,720 Thanks very much for that 509 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,720 That's a nice little bit of a Matt Fisher 510 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:26,720 Brother of the secret agent Sam Fisher 511 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,720 From Siphon Filter or Splinter Cell 512 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,720 I wanna say something Matt thank you very much 513 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,720 You're a real 514 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,720 Cream of the crop kinda dude 515 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,720 You're a fucking sweetheart man 516 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,720 You're a real St. Patrick snake in the grass man 517 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,720 Thanks very much 518 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,720 The pipe band will now play a special theme tune 519 00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,720 For Matt Fisher 520 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,720 Wow check out this Ford 521 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,720 A chill pipe band from Fermanagh 522 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,720 And a brand new 523 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,720 A brand new Ford into the morning train into Slymer 524 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:33,720 Fortune Ford 525 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:34,720 Wow 526 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,720 Are coming here for the Ford Transit 527 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,720 Using the shout out there 528 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,720 Fucking Ford Transit man 529 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,720 New to the St. Patrick's Day parade 530 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,720 Wow look at that Ford Transit man 531 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,720 The Ford brand 532 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,720 Best of luck from anybody 533 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:49,720 To anybody out there 534 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,720 Drive the new Ford Transit 535 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,720 For only six... 536 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,720 How much? 537 00:24:55,720 --> 00:25:06,580 Drive the new Ford Transit Custom 538 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:09,440 From only 77 per week 539 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,800 Do you notice why all the car adverts 540 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,740 Are always that voice 541 00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:15,060 To appeal to men 542 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:17,720 Men who've got a bit of money 543 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,360 Men who've 544 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,520 They're past 35 maybe 545 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,920 They're earning 546 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,680 They're in the prime of their life 547 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,620 They're not gonna skip the queue 548 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,440 They're in the prime of their life 549 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,320 They'd be splashing out on more than Ford Transits 550 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,560 Anyway it's usually the fucking Mercedes 551 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,640 But I hear that voice being used for every car 552 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,800 And um 553 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,600 Drive the new Ford Transit 554 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,040 You've always wanted to carry more loads 555 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,580 Inside the back of your truck 556 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:47,300 You've always wanted a van 557 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:49,040 That could carry a heavy load 558 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,260 Well now that day is now 559 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,760 Today please 560 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,940 Drive the new Ford Transit Custom 561 00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:58,620 From only 77 per week per month 562 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:02,720 Wow 563 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,900 Look at this man 564 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:05,900 Fucking 30 565 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,900 3.9% APR 566 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:15,080 Anonymous thank you 567 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,580 You say I've got a lot of matters to attend to in Africa 568 00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,860 The place is in shambles 569 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,500 Upload your streams unlisted 570 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,080 And put links to them so we can watch 571 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,380 I know you only want quality content on your channel 572 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,320 But your quality sound 573 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,640 Well thank you Anonymous 574 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,400 And I hope 575 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,620 That you are having a great day 576 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:33,800 And the good spot 577 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,260 The good spot 578 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,960 Thanks very much the good spot 579 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,800 Um 580 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,940 There is 581 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:40,960 There are plans afoot 582 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,960 To do exactly what you've just said 583 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,460 But the problem is 584 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:47,020 Will people be able to download my fucking streams 585 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,020 And like keep vid 586 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:48,980 If I unlist them 587 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,780 I don't want fuckers fucking downloading them 588 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:52,500 Do you know what I mean 589 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:56,540 I want to be able to fucking drive the new Ford Transit 590 00:26:56,540 --> 00:27:05,820 Who you coddin 591 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:09,600 Thank you very much who you coddin 592 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,560 Will you meet me for some darts out in Kallaspie 593 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,960 By the Mayers 594 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,240 Myers I don't know man 595 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:26,360 Fucking mad stuff 596 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:33,500 Hey the MC is lit 597 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,960 He's fire 598 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,660 He's legit fire lighters 599 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:39,240 Whoever they got to MC this gig was 600 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,420 He's pure fire lighters man 601 00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:42,660 He's legit fire 602 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:47,180 Fantastic 603 00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:48,880 Skip through this now 604 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,320 Check this out man 605 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,280 What's this 606 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,200 Is this 607 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:57,800 Move on 608 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,180 Move on 609 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:04,580 This is class 610 00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:05,520 Look at that for an angle 611 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,820 There's a great angle 612 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,460 There's a Kurt angle coming up 613 00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:10,700 And it's five fists 614 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,780 Five fists 615 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:12,220 Yeah 616 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:15,800 Don't mind me 617 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,160 Thanks very much 618 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,900 Don't mind me 619 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:21,180 You're a real sweetheart 620 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:36,680 Diablo Donal 621 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,340 Is this you here Diablo 622 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,220 The dragon look 623 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,060 Thanks for the tip 624 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:42,200 You old 625 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,160 You old devil 626 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,440 Is the Diablo the devil out in Mexico 627 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:47,940 Is it 628 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:51,640 Skip past the kids 629 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,080 We don't want to be making fun of minors 630 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,860 Furies of Sligo bus 631 00:28:56,860 --> 00:29:01,040 Talk to me chief 632 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,620 Thanks very much 633 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:03,640 Jacob Rees Mog 634 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,640 You old top hatted 635 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,540 Snake in the bog 636 00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:08,260 I hear you've been living out in the bog 637 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:08,900 For a while 638 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:11,220 Trying to get to grips with the country 639 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:12,920 That you're gonna fucking divvy up 640 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,540 With your hard schnorter 641 00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:18,660 It's a little bit of an hour or two here now 642 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:19,440 Rose more 643 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:19,440 Rose more 644 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,020 Rose more 645 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:22,900 And how did you organise it now 646 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,260 Yourself and Tom 647 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,000 How did you organise it for the weather 648 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,300 To be so good 649 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,600 During the parade 650 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,100 I stayed in Tom's house at 7 o'clock 651 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,560 Yes, we went over to Tom's 652 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,720 And we prayed till 7 653 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,900 From 7 this morning 654 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,060 And Tom himself 655 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,860 On our knees praying all night 656 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:39,800 But it worked 657 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,480 It worked 658 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:40,920 It worked 659 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,840 And no, everything really 660 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,860 And everyone's gonna head over 661 00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:44,780 Tom is after you 662 00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:47,680 We certainly will do 663 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,900 Fucking Tom is after you man 664 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,120 Let's give a big, big 665 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,780 A big, big welcome 666 00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:54,440 To the Indian Association of Sligo 667 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,460 Welcome to the Indians 668 00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,700 Best luck 669 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,500 Hope you're keeping well 670 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,540 It must be a bit of a fucking step down 671 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,460 To come from the subcontinent 672 00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,880 And it's all cold and damp 673 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:13,960 They're gonna do a dance 674 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,260 Bit of a dance 675 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:24,220 To perform 676 00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:31,840 We all 677 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,320 Dependent 678 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:33,840 We all 679 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,520 Dependent 680 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:34,720 We all 681 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,720 Dependent 682 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:35,980 We all 683 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:36,720 Dependent 684 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,220 We all 685 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:37,720 Dependent 686 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:37,720 We all 687 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720 Dependent 688 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:38,760 We all 689 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,720 Dependent 690 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:39,760 We all 691 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,720 Dependent 692 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,800 We all 693 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,720 Dependent 694 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,760 We all 695 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,720 Dependent 696 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,760 We all 697 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,720 Dependent 698 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,760 We all 699 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,720 Dependent 700 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:48,760 We all 701 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,720 Dependent 702 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:49,760 We all 703 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,720 Dependent 704 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,760 We all 705 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,720 Dependent 706 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,760 We all 707 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,760 Dependent 708 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,760 We all 709 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,760 Dependent 710 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:56,760 We all 711 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,760 Dependent 712 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,760 We all 713 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:58,760 Dependent 714 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760 We all 715 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,760 Dependent 716 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760 We all 717 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,760 Dependent 718 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,760 We all 719 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760 Dependent 720 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:04,760 We all 721 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,760 Dependent 722 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,760 We all 723 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,760 Dependent 724 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,760 We all 725 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:08,760 Dependent 726 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,760 We all 727 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,760 Dependent 728 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,760 We all 729 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,760 Dependent 730 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,760 Ah, it's a bit of crack 731 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:19,760 Well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done. 732 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,760 So let's keep our time out. 733 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:36,760 Sligo Tidy Towns, Sligo Tidy Towns, Sligo Tidy Towns, thank you very seriously because this year the team is not for code, Pat. 734 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:55,760 Thanks very much boxes of Cobra Toxin, if you've just joined us everybody, this is the mainframe St. Patrick's Day game, St. Patrick's Night game Sunday, and we're also having a look at the Shligo, I was down in Shligo today for the fucking parade man, absolutely fucking lit, place was pure boom time. 735 00:31:55,760 --> 00:32:09,500 time I gave I gave shaligo fucking one of these rocked up in the Almeer and just 736 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:17,260 fucking blasted out boom time then we were on the fucking St. Pat's since noon 737 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:24,420 t22 BC in the boys were all there as well fucking heavy fish wide load heavy 738 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:43,320 sash put temple bar livestream on what a fucking idea 739 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:56,220 this is temple bar here when it's when when it's not St. Patrick's weekend just clean and nice 740 00:32:56,220 --> 00:33:03,660 around around 5am just after the street sweeping machines have gone by this is temple bar here now 741 00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:10,140 welcome to the stream everyone we'll be doing a bit of fucking Shenmue in a bit 742 00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:20,200 Jimmy Barrett how are you Sean German McGilliforek what's the crack anything Irish on pads day 743 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:26,600 shaligo strike back shaligo strike back is gonna be the new Star Wars film it's coming out it's a 744 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:31,940 prequel it's called shaligo strikes back and there's gonna be a brand new character in it called 745 00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:42,000 wow wow jinks let's have a look at this now where do we find this temple bar livestream 746 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:58,320 *Epic music* 747 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:08,440 We're going hard on the Shenmue tonight. We're going hard on the Shenmue tonight. 748 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,080 What the fuck is this now? 749 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,440 Uh uh uh uh uh uh. That's not good. That's not gonna work. 750 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,680 That means I would have to fuckin... Give me a sec now guys, while I try and work this out. 751 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,040 It doesn't look great now. Maybe, maybe it'll be something. 752 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,280 Firefox. Properties. 753 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,160 Firefox Earth Cam. Yeah. Okay. 754 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,480 And then we can... 755 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,320 Fuckin... 756 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,160 Resize. 757 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,840 Resize and realize. 758 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:14,320 Is anybody down there on the ground? Can we get anybody... This is an appeal to anyone who's watching the stream now who might be in Dublin city centre. Now what we want for you is to go down to this... 759 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:38,960 Stand here. Stand here. Stand here. Where this book is operating. Stand here. Where this book is operating. And give us a fuckin big wave. If somebody does that... Well... We can only... We can only... uh... Dream of what gifts will be bestowed upon you. 760 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:45,760 Is there any... Is there anything that we could do down there? Could we get someone to go down there with a big sign? 761 00:35:48,640 --> 00:36:00,000 Just write something class on the sign and say it. I'm sure if I had enough wit I'd be able to think something. But... At the moment... It's not really happening. I'll be buying a few times with that one. 762 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,520 Quantum 43. You old fuckin devil dog. 763 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,360 Welcome to Schleigo Quantum. 764 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,560 Yes. You guessed it. Schleigo is now an outer space realm. 765 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:19,920 You've gone through the fuckin glory hole. The black hole. Black holes have been replaced with glory holes. 766 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,240 Cool kids of Camberwell. 767 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,800 I can only... 768 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,640 Bow down... 769 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,080 To your greatness. 770 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:32,000 And say thank you very much. 771 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,240 I'm very humbled. 772 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,920 And I hope you're all having a great night. 773 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,800 It's getting dodgy is right. 774 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,360 It really is. Thanks very much dodgy. 775 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,080 It's not nice. I've been down there multiple occasions. 776 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,400 Weekends and shit and... 777 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,200 Not even... 778 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,720 Even when it's... 779 00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,920 Even when it's not... 780 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,320 Um... 781 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,400 St. Patrick's... 782 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:02,400 It's... 783 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,480 It's hard. It's a tough... 784 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,380 It's tough man. 785 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,800 See the guards over here look. 786 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,680 Someone's getting arrested. 787 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,440 The guards are arresting cunts. 788 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:17,840 There hey. 789 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,920 Maybe we can zoom in on that. 790 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,480 Can we enhance the guardee? Can we enhance the guardee? 791 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,080 Gordy? 792 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,560 Are arresting anyone in particular? 793 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,840 Any suspicious bales of cabbage? 794 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,800 Electric cabbage? 795 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:47,760 A bale of electric cabbage has been seized with an estimated street value of 55555.5 billion euros. 796 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:54,400 Two men are in custody and due to stand trial on Tuesday morning. 797 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,520 It's bank holiday tomorrow so we can't fucking have the trial. 798 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,120 Any fucking shtiemers? 799 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,200 Are there any Cleveland shtiemers down there? 800 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,880 See this book? Here look. 801 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,320 Where is he now? 802 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,280 This guy. 803 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,680 Is he fucking dodgy? Is he? Is this guy dodgy or is he... 804 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,920 Is he fucking sound? Is he um... 805 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,440 Is he a bouncer or is he fucking... 806 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,040 Is it dodge school? Dodgeball with fucking... 807 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,800 What's his face? 808 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,760 Stiller. Jerry Stiller's son. Do you know him? 809 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,960 Poor old Jerry Stiller fucking went last year. 810 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,320 The owl fella from Seinfeld. 811 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,840 Who are these crew? 812 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:57,760 Look at this... 813 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,200 Look at this lad with the hat on. 814 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,960 Is he rolling a fag for himself? Is he? 815 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,680 Hopefully he's alright. 816 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,120 What's the chat saying about this? 817 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,040 He's a worshipper of helmet. 818 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,440 One man was arrested for shitting on his bar stool. 819 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,320 Vince Vaughn. 820 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,520 No, it was Stiller, man. Stiller. 821 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,000 Kevin Stiller. 822 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,400 And Vince... 823 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,080 Agus Vince Stacy. 824 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,360 Or Spacey. 825 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:42,160 Tony B. Tony Blondetto. Will you give a shout out to the GF? 826 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,560 I will indeed. Rebecca, how are you on fucking Patrick's... 827 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,120 St. Patrick's weekend. It's a great weekend for you, Rebecca. 828 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,360 St. Patrick's weekend. We'll go the extra mile too. 829 00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:01,360 Can anybody... Can someone stop... We need to stop this plane fast. It's carrying a load of bombs. 830 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,720 Someone... Someone told me it's got... There's a bomb on the plane... 831 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:12,220 Yeah, Rebecca, cheer up hey, turn the frown upside down and get a few fucking saint pats into you. 832 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,040 And I don't say that lightly. 833 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,100 Look at this lad. 834 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:28,140 What I want to see is chancers, like hardcore chancers. 835 00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:31,100 I want to see people pissed. 836 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,780 Sean Hayes, Simpsons did it. 837 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,220 Simpsons did what? Pat Cox MEP. 838 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,140 Pat Cox MEP here. 839 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,480 Hey, look, look, look, look at these. 840 00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:55,900 Do you reckon they're watching the stream and they've gone into town to do it, man? 841 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:09,340 Can we get any? Is there anybody who can get down there? Is there anyone in town? 842 00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:12,280 Jerry Stiller is alive. Is he fuck? 843 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,720 First I've heard. 844 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,020 Pat Cox MEP. 845 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:30,980 Look at these, look. 846 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:33,520 Pished. 847 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,000 Look at, there's someone there, look, over there, dancing around. 848 00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:41,100 They've had too many. 849 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,040 This guy's whamboozied. 850 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,960 This guy's shamboozied altogether. 851 00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:52,800 And it's funny, man. 852 00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:54,540 This guy is still there, man. 853 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,620 He's still there. 854 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:57,580 Who is he? 855 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,700 Can we get someone to go down and talk to this guy? 856 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:00,800 Okay. 857 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,600 What's the Mandela effect, Neil Pryor? 858 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,260 Aaron's going. 859 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:20,860 Who's Aaron? 860 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,000 Aaron Brennan. 861 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:23,560 Fucking hell. 862 00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:24,240 Five, ten minutes. 863 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,400 Aaron, if you're going down there, man, 864 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:31,380 you need to, you need to have something like a big sign or some shit and tell us on the stream what it is. 865 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:34,660 I can't believe it. 866 00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:36,920 I can't fucking believe it. 867 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:43,540 We need you, if you're going down there, listen, guys, if you're going down there, you need to get this guy to chat. 868 00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:48,140 We need to get this guy to fucking wave and to say something about Shenmue or something. 869 00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:49,620 I don't, not that we can hear him. 870 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240 Don't get in a fight. 871 00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:55,000 Hopefully nobody gets in a fight on the stream. 872 00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:00,300 From, from our fucking chat stream or whatever the fuck, like, you know. 873 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,880 We don't want anyone getting hurt. 874 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,980 Also, if you're steamed, stay at home. 875 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,620 This is a warning to everyone who might be, if you're fucking steamed, stay at home. 876 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:14,600 We don't need you. 877 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,940 There's a yellow pisshead warning out. 878 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,260 Met Aaron have issued a yellow pisshead warning. 879 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,160 We're at the witching hour at 8pm. 880 00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:26,800 A lot of the hardcore have already retired. 881 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:31,760 They started drinking around fucking midday, 2, 3pm. 882 00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,920 They're fucked and they're gone home. 883 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:36,400 All you're going to be left with is the dregs. 884 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,180 I repeat, the dregs. 885 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,360 Stay safe out there, okay? 886 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,280 Cian suggested the live stream. 887 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,060 Fair play to him. 888 00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:46,140 Okay. 889 00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:54,400 Dial him in on Discord. 890 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,040 I don't have a Discord, Fenner. 891 00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,460 The old Fenster. 892 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:11,840 Coram Irsay says, don't be going down tooled up. 893 00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:19,800 We don't want anyone getting fucking tooled up, man. 894 00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:20,300 All right? 895 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:20,700 Listen. 896 00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,800 That's not what this is about tonight. 897 00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:29,360 It's about fucking good times, good people, and sound skins. 898 00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:33,600 And already, a nice little area is opened up around here. 899 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,280 It's safe. 900 00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:36,420 This is the designated safe zone. 901 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:38,400 If you are going to go down there. 902 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,600 What we're looking for is someone to kind of chat to this guy. 903 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,320 And to do a kind of, what can we do? 904 00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:46,000 A kind of snakey kind of move. 905 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:50,940 Something like this. 906 00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:53,740 I'm looking for the best snake dance. 907 00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:57,740 What we want is someone to go down there and dance like a snake. 908 00:44:57,740 --> 00:44:57,740 Okay. 909 00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:19,080 We want you to dance like a snake outside this place. 910 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,860 I don't know what it's called, man. 911 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,740 Outside this place here. 912 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,700 Right there. 913 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,280 Your best snake. 914 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,600 Somebody was sick in that area. 915 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,380 Two people have said they'd make it there if I could go to Dublin, if I could come back from Portugal. 916 00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:47,240 Give him the huckle book, says Colin Mulally. 917 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:52,960 Colin Mulally wants someone to specifically give someone else the huckle book. 918 00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:54,860 Make of that what you will. 919 00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:57,380 Whatever a huckle. 920 00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:57,960 Uh oh. 921 00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,380 See that? 922 00:45:58,580 --> 00:45:58,940 See this? 923 00:45:59,060 --> 00:45:59,840 Dodgy boys, man. 924 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,020 They've just robbed someone's phone. 925 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,720 And the fucking shades are there doing nothing. 926 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,300 The shades might as well have been fucking wearing shades because they couldn't see anything going on. 927 00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:13,820 Timestamp that anyway. 928 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,160 We might need to refer to that. 929 00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:15,900 Someone's going to. 930 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:17,960 I bet you someone's just being robbed. 931 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,860 I bet you someone's just being robbed. 932 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:21,420 They were awful quick and nimble, weren't they? 933 00:46:21,420 --> 00:46:22,260 The boys. 934 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,060 I'd say it's open season. 935 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,700 I'd say it's open season down there. 936 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,680 For thieves in pickpockets. 937 00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:34,840 They're the boys. 938 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,800 The boys in green. 939 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,100 The real heroes of the day. 940 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,020 The boys in luminous green. 941 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,320 It was a clean getaway. 942 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,860 Tell us about Sarajevo while we wait. 943 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,200 I'll try and find the clip of. 944 00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:50,900 I'll. 945 00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:52,400 Called A13. 946 00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:54,860 While we're waiting for this person or whoever it is. 947 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,800 Are they spoofers? 948 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,180 Are they fucking really going down? 949 00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:02,020 I'll find the Sarajevo video. 950 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:04,820 And then we'll play. 951 00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:07,020 Once we get someone down there who does this. 952 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,980 Then we can move on to the games. 953 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,340 Sunday night Hames. 954 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,960 St. Patrick's night games. 955 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,720 It is getting dodgy down there I think. 956 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,680 Pure fucking dodge. 957 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:31,360 That's nice peaceful. 958 00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,480 Fucking pure peace. 959 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:35,620 Play the peace pipe. 960 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:41,060 It's getting dodgy. 961 00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:45,020 It's getting dodgy. 962 00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:49,060 It's getting dodgy. 963 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,940 It's getting dodgy. 964 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,720 It's Bosnia and Sarajevo is it? 965 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,000 Or Sarajevo in Bosnia is it? 966 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,360 Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around? 967 00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:04,460 Doing a spin up a town. 968 00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:11,400 It's the last time someone does that in my area. 969 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,740 I'll make hands of the cunt. 970 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:40,460 One of the fucking worst ones now was the Bosnia war. 971 00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:43,580 We were drafted by NATO. 972 00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:44,080 By NATO. 973 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:44,820 Myself. 974 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,120 And a few of the lads from uptown. 975 00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:49,700 We were drinking. 976 00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:49,760 We were drinking. 977 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,160 In Davies. 978 00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,440 Bar and lounge. 979 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,420 And NATO came in and said listen. 980 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,340 Put the pints down lads. 981 00:48:57,380 --> 00:48:57,800 We need you. 982 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,280 We said what's going on? 983 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,000 What's the story? 984 00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:02,640 I've work in the morning. 985 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,200 This better be good. 986 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,280 We said listen. 987 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,980 You might have to take a few days off there. 988 00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,200 We're willing to pay you a time and a half. 989 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,900 Can you head out to fucking Sarajevo? 990 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:14,860 Time and a half. 991 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,920 You'd want to be throwing in something else there. 992 00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:17,680 They go okay. 993 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,000 Right. 994 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,180 We'll give you the time and a half. 995 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,580 And we'll fucking throw in a tank as well. 996 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:24,260 I looked over. 997 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:25,440 Creepy creepy looked mean. 998 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,540 The cogs started turning then. 999 00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:28,120 Like you know. 1000 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,480 If we had a tank. 1001 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,840 Imagine driving that around the fucking town. 1002 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,320 We might put a fucking spoiler on it. 1003 00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,900 Or a couple of no fear stickers. 1004 00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:39,000 We'll be driving that around the town. 1005 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:39,460 No bother. 1006 00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:40,560 And it'll be fucking class. 1007 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,660 We'll look like legends. 1008 00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:42,900 In the tank. 1009 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,260 I stepped out of the fucking Chinook helicopter. 1010 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:49,020 Onto the fucking tarmac. 1011 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,000 I was like. 1012 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,080 Is this fucking Sarajevo? 1013 00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:58,780 It's a fucking kip. 1014 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,980 And oh jeez. 1015 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,260 It was an awful fucking mess out there. 1016 00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:03,400 It's a fucking kip. 1017 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,560 It was an awful mess. 1018 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:05,320 A fucking kip. 1019 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:07,180 There was fucking body parts. 1020 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:10,580 And fucking bits of fucking skulls and bones. 1021 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,780 Skulls and crossbones. 1022 00:50:11,940 --> 00:50:12,680 And fucking pirates. 1023 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,920 And all that kind of crack you know. 1024 00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:16,160 And Nate Hall gave us the mission then. 1025 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:16,980 They said listen lads. 1026 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:19,280 There's a gang of fucking peasants. 1027 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:21,320 Trapped in a box. 1028 00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:23,020 There's five peasants. 1029 00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:24,760 And one of them has a key to the city. 1030 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,200 We need to save them. 1031 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,320 And we absealed down. 1032 00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:32,100 I had a bomb in my hand. 1033 00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,180 And I had to plant the fucking bomb. 1034 00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:35,700 Down below. 1035 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:36,540 Whoop. 1036 00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:38,520 Straight down the building. 1037 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,900 And Creepy was then. 1038 00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:42,140 It was like a water slide. 1039 00:50:42,280 --> 00:51:09,620 What the fuck is going on? It's fucking mental! I could hear Creepy up the top. Woo! Woo! Woo! We were having great fun. We found the box full of peasants and we could hear people inside going, whatever about people being trapped in a box. I had to deal with Creepy who wasn't the sharpest tool in the fucking box. 1040 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:36,780 He goes, he gets the crowbar and he just goes, here we are. Hey, Viper, watch this. Fuck ya! Whomp! And Creepy knew, Creepy knew as soon as he'd done it, he knew what he'd done. Oh, fuck, man, what do we do? No, what do we do? Open it up, man. We'll get the fucking key and get the fuck out of here. Creepy wrenches it open. Someone's fucking, someone's dead inside that lake, you know, and then there's four other peasants inside going, 1041 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:52,380 Creepy's like this. Hey, I'm fucking sorry. Do you have a key? And they're like, take this key anyway. Hey, good luck. 1042 00:51:53,520 --> 00:52:01,120 Creepy fucks off then, like, you know, he left me to deal with the peasants. Said, listen, peasants, you'd want to move out of this place because it's going to blow up. 1043 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:10,520 I'm sorry about your father. We've killed him. Creepy was hungover. He didn't know that the crowbar would go through the fucking box into the skull. 1044 00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:23,140 And you better, you best just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go. And they left anyways. I left the bomb there. We fucking went up, back to the helicopter, into the helicopter. 1045 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:34,520 Flew off then. I pressed the bomb explosion button. The place goes up. And I should have fucking checked to make sure those peasants had gone as well. 1046 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:49,680 Because the intelligence report afterwards said that they didn't even manage to get out the fucking lobby. So I blew up the building. Not only had Creepy killed the father accidentally, I fucking killed the family then too. 1047 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:57,280 We were driving around that fucking town for fucking weeks afterwards going, "We are the heroes of Sarajevo." 1048 00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:04,080 We are... and, aw, fucking. Heroes, eh, we were fucking driving up town. Heroes fucking welcome, like, you know? 1049 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:12,280 Creepy then with, like, this, out the top of the tank. "I'm the fucking... I'm the fucking king of Bosnia. I saved Bosnia." 1050 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:19,280 And sure, he fucking killed... I was like, "What are you on about, you fucking heder? You killed some cunt." 1051 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:25,880 And he was like, "Hey, you fucking killed the family, so I... but we saved the tank." 1052 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:36,280 Anyway, fucking, listen. That's the war story over. I'm fucking digressing. That's later... look, look, the fucking... the tank is on done deal if you want it. 1053 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:43,880 Anyway, that's the war story. Horror, horror of war. And that's just another... so that's the horror of the Bosnia. 1054 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:54,480 *Sings* 1055 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,480 Welcome to Sunday Night Games. 1056 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,480 Welcome back to Sunday Night Games. 1057 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,280 *Clears* 1058 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,480 Sunday Night Hames. We're waiting for someone to get down there. Apparently, we've got somebody on the ground. 1059 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:11,080 They're going down there to the fucking war zone that is Temple Bar at the moment. And they're gonna do a snake... 1060 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:21,080 Either a snake dance or they're gonna do a live stream from there. What we want is someone really... realistically to be in this zone here where there's nothing... 1061 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:33,080 Let me move my fat head out the way. Sorry. Wrong fucking one again. Yeah. This is... this is where we want someone to be around here. In this little zone. 1062 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,080 *Clears* 1063 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,680 It'll be pure boom time. *Clears* 1064 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,680 *Clears* 1065 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:46,680 What is shadow boxing? Look, look! Fucking shadow box, man. You need to do a bit of shadow boxing to keep fucking warm, hey? 1066 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:47,680 *Clears* 1067 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,680 *Clears* 1068 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:57,680 Check out these boys here. Who are these? Are they street... are they part of the fucking... Sunday Night Games crew? Are they? Are they just... *Clears* 1069 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:03,180 They're madzers. They're not boom timers. 1070 00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:33,160 *music* 1071 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:55,160 *music* 1072 00:55:55,160 --> 00:56:03,140 Right. Are they waving at us? Is that- that's not part of the stream though. They're not part of the fucking stream dream. 1073 00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:04,940 They're just fucking chancers. 1074 00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:08,020 Bottom left. 1075 00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:16,220 Bottom left. 1076 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,040 Can't see anyone bottom left. 1077 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:21,200 The guards are involved. 1078 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,060 Shadow Boxer has left the fucking... 1079 00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:26,500 His position. 1080 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,360 Nobody is guarding the door anymore. 1081 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:40,240 He's gone, Francis. 1082 00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:41,100 What the fuck do you mean? 1083 00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:41,960 John Liu. 1084 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:42,720 He's gone. 1085 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:43,040 Who? 1086 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:46,760 Who is gone? 1087 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:49,940 Oh, he's gone. 1088 00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:51,220 Is he shadow boxed out here? 1089 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:51,640 Okay. 1090 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,740 There's a few fucking bad cunts around, I'd say. 1091 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,240 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 1092 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,160 What you gonna do? 1093 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,060 What you gonna do when they come for you? 1094 00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:04,220 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 1095 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:05,200 What you gonna do? 1096 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,160 What you gonna do when they come for you? 1097 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:11,280 Spiders. 1098 00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:15,460 Spiders. 1099 00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:16,220 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 1100 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,120 What you gonna do? 1101 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,060 What you gonna do when they come for you? 1102 00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:20,200 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 1103 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:20,540 Yeah. 1104 00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:21,180 What you gonna do? 1105 00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:23,140 What you gonna do when they come for you? 1106 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:29,520 Sarah Schneek has donated 1.69 euro to the main frame. 1107 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,660 Welcome to the main frame. 1108 00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:33,600 I hope you're fucking keeping well. 1109 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:35,320 And thanks very much for that tip. 1110 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,320 You're a real space star. 1111 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,820 You're out there with Orion. 1112 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,220 The Big Dipper. 1113 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:40,780 Yeah. 1114 00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:41,620 Fucking... 1115 00:57:41,620 --> 00:57:42,860 The Plough. 1116 00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:49,140 The solar system known as Rodri Santiago as well. 1117 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,500 I wanna say a big thanks to Rodri. 1118 00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:53,480 You're a great guy. 1119 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,800 We're still waiting. 1120 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,720 Still no sign of a snake dance yet. 1121 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:00,320 But we... 1122 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:00,880 I mean... 1123 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,720 We live in hope. 1124 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,840 Some guy called Aaron on the stream chat said he's going down there. 1125 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,500 Also, Aisling said she's going down there. 1126 00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:10,280 I hope she's okay and she's got support. 1127 00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:12,980 It's... 1128 00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:14,880 T-minus 5 minutes. 1129 00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:17,380 Aaron Brennan is on the way. 1130 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:20,120 We have confirmation that Aaron Brennan is on the way. 1131 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,200 He should be there in about 5 minutes. 1132 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,020 Hopefully... 1133 00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:25,100 Is the Lewis running? 1134 00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:26,520 Is the Lewis even fucking working? 1135 00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:28,960 I heard it crash into a fucking bus the last day. 1136 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,740 It was dodgy. 1137 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,640 I did a news report on the Lewis there and how dodgy it was a few... 1138 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:40,940 Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town? 1139 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,400 One of the fucking worst ones now was the Bosnia... 1140 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,800 Last time someone does that in my area. 1141 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:50,260 I make hands of the cunt. 1142 00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:52,300 And a few of the lads from uptown. 1143 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,240 We were... 1144 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:54,920 We were drinking. 1145 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,780 It's the wrong clip. 1146 00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:01,080 I'm trying to find fucking clips here and I'm having a hard time finding the clips. 1147 00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,060 One sec now. 1148 00:59:02,140 --> 00:59:02,480 Lewis. 1149 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:03,600 Lewis. 1150 00:59:05,180 --> 00:59:05,620 Lewis. 1151 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,880 Make source visible. 1152 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,680 Browse for file. 1153 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,540 Game clips. 1154 00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:13,020 Game clips. 1155 00:59:13,380 --> 00:59:14,340 11th November. 1156 00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:16,420 That's how far back we have to fucking go to find this. 1157 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:27,080 This one... 1158 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,360 This one fucking takes the biscuit now. 1159 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,540 Journal.ie. 1160 00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:31,920 The usual suspects. 1161 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,580 Was your Snapchat worth it? 1162 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,320 Emergency brakes used by Lewis drivers 550 times this year. 1163 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,320 People breaking red lights. 1164 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,580 And not paying attention. 1165 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:47,400 The two main reasons for near misses of the Lewis system hitting either cars or people. 1166 00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:52,140 Why don't you look at the fucking problem of your own self, Lewis? 1167 00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:53,640 Are you listening, Lewis? 1168 00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,800 And if you are, you can say whether I'm right or wrong. 1169 00:59:57,260 --> 01:00:00,000 It was never your intention to run over people or hit cars. 1170 01:00:00,380 --> 01:00:04,920 What you wanted was a situation whereby you could fucking travel up and down and through the city. 1171 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:06,560 It's 2018. 1172 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,080 Having fucking trains on roads. 1173 01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:10,620 It's... 1174 01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:11,300 Build a tunnel. 1175 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,540 Build a tunnel and put the trains in the fucking tunnels. 1176 01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:17,500 You're a fucking train on a road, Lewis. 1177 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,640 And I have no sympathy for you. 1178 01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:23,380 And the people out there who you're running over on Snapchat. 1179 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,620 They can hardly fucking hear you coming. 1180 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,380 You've got a stupid fake bell at your ring. 1181 01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:31,200 Listen, Lewis. 1182 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,160 It's come to the crunch now. 1183 01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:35,880 You're going to have to get off the fucking road and build a tunnel. 1184 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,760 I don't want to see you around here ever again. 1185 01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:40,800 Okay, Lewis? 1186 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,300 Now, are we okay, Lewis? 1187 01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:47,260 Are we all right? 1188 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:48,880 Do you want to go for... 1189 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,060 Hey, hey, Lewis. 1190 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,200 You're going for pints later, are you? 1191 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:54,340 I see you later, Lewis. 1192 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:54,780 Hey. 1193 01:00:57,340 --> 01:00:58,780 I see you later, Lewis. 1194 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,360 I'm going for a pint. 1195 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,660 I'll buy you a pint later, Lewis. 1196 01:01:01,660 --> 01:01:14,880 Why don't you fucking look at yourselves, Lewis? 1197 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,000 Hey, Lewis, you're listening in to me. 1198 01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:17,420 I know it. 1199 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,100 You're a train on a road. 1200 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:20,980 You need a tunnel. 1201 01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:23,420 Get off the fucking road and into a tunnel now. 1202 01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,080 Build a tunnel. 1203 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,640 Build that fucking tunnel now, Lewis. 1204 01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:27,300 I swear to fuck, Lewis. 1205 01:01:27,380 --> 01:01:28,420 Build that tunnel now. 1206 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,120 And drive your fucking train inside that tunnel. 1207 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,380 Get off the roads. 1208 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,840 You're no use to anyone on a road. 1209 01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:35,820 It's 2018. 1210 01:01:36,140 --> 01:01:38,600 We look like fucking jokes having trains on roads. 1211 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,100 Build the tunnel now. 1212 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,980 Build that fucking tunnel. 1213 01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:53,200 Welcome to Sunday Night Shames. 1214 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:58,860 Where we're waiting for Aaron to go down to this fucking war zone here and do a little snake dance. 1215 01:01:58,940 --> 01:02:00,100 Then we can get the games going. 1216 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,480 His name is Aaron. 1217 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:06,320 His name is Aaron, everyone. 1218 01:02:06,580 --> 01:02:07,580 Remember that name. 1219 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:14,200 Because if he does this, if he comes through, if Aaron comes through, well, I don't know. 1220 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,860 I'm really going to be surprised. 1221 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,600 It's going to be a big deal for me. 1222 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:18,940 It's going to be a big deal for the stream. 1223 01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:20,000 Shady Ganley. 1224 01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:21,040 Thank you very much. 1225 01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,080 That's very kind of you. 1226 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,140 And I appreciate it. 1227 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,340 1.27 in the fucking pouch. 1228 01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,920 That's going towards a fucking little sack of peanuts. 1229 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,020 You old snake in the box. 1230 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:41,220 Do you reckon Aaron and Kristen Reed in the chat seems to think that Aaron's a fucking spoofer? 1231 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:43,620 He was telling us two minutes. 1232 01:02:45,820 --> 01:02:48,220 And he said that he's going to be around here. 1233 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:52,920 We've told everyone to go around here and do some kind of snake-like dance. 1234 01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:54,500 Who's this in the... 1235 01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:55,440 Who's got the bag there? 1236 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:55,660 Look. 1237 01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,200 Who's that? 1238 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,400 Is that anyone we know? 1239 01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,320 Is that Aaron? 1240 01:02:59,320 --> 01:02:59,640 Is it? 1241 01:02:59,640 --> 01:02:59,700 Is it? 1242 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:07,900 Oh my god. 1243 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:08,240 It is. 1244 01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:08,620 Look. 1245 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,320 Look everyone. 1246 01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:10,520 Let's zoom in. 1247 01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,200 Let's zoom in. 1248 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:12,460 I can't believe it. 1249 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,900 This is the fucking boom time. 1250 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:24,780 He's doing it. 1251 01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:27,280 He's doing the snake dance. 1252 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:27,820 Look at him. 1253 01:03:28,380 --> 01:03:29,300 Look at him go. 1254 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,640 Look at that for a fucking snake dance, man. 1255 01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:34,200 Fucking legend. 1256 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:40,640 That was fucking short, sharp and fucking sweet, man. 1257 01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:41,760 He did it. 1258 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,640 I can't fucking believe it, man. 1259 01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:48,860 Is that Aaron or Aisling? 1260 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:51,660 What a fucking hero. 1261 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,580 That was so quick, man. 1262 01:03:55,620 --> 01:03:56,140 It was like... 1263 01:03:56,140 --> 01:03:56,860 That was blinking. 1264 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:57,520 You miss it. 1265 01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:02,920 He had a fucking sign as well. 1266 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,120 I cannot believe it. 1267 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,100 That was incredible. 1268 01:04:07,380 --> 01:04:08,380 That's incredible. 1269 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,140 Does anybody... 1270 01:04:10,140 --> 01:04:10,860 We've... 1271 01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:13,400 Forget Elon Musk going to space. 1272 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,400 Forget... 1273 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,580 Electric cars. 1274 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:21,200 Vaporizers. 1275 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,400 The future is this. 1276 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,200 Aaron Brennan. 1277 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,920 Doing a fucking dance in the war zone. 1278 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,700 That is Temple Bar. 1279 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:32,720 What a legend, man. 1280 01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:33,600 That was... 1281 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,240 He's great... 1282 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:34,580 Aaron. 1283 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:36,460 You're a fucking legend. 1284 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,520 And you've greatly enhanced your reputation, Aaron. 1285 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,100 He greatly enhanced his reputation. 1286 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:41,800 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1287 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:43,760 And you're listening in to this, Pat. 1288 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,280 So you can say it's right or wrong. 1289 01:04:45,340 --> 01:04:46,100 Say it's right or wrong. 1290 01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:48,160 What you wanted to do was to get a situation 1291 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,300 where in the future, 1292 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,100 the possibility would be created in the next 1293 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,120 Shree-shee. 1294 01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:53,380 Shree-shee. 1295 01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:54,460 Shree-shee. 1296 01:04:54,460 --> 01:04:55,440 Shree-shee. 1297 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,260 Shree-shee. 1298 01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:56,280 Shree-shee. 1299 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,540 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1300 01:04:57,540 --> 01:04:58,300 Shree-shee. 1301 01:04:58,300 --> 01:04:59,220 Shree-shee. 1302 01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:00,220 Shree-shee. 1303 01:05:00,220 --> 01:05:01,260 We're in the future. 1304 01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,100 Shree-shee. 1305 01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:03,020 Shree-shee. 1306 01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:03,900 Shree-shee. 1307 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,220 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1308 01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,060 Shree-shee. 1309 01:05:06,060 --> 01:05:07,020 Shree-shee. 1310 01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:07,940 Shree-shee. 1311 01:05:07,940 --> 01:05:08,940 We're in the future. 1312 01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:10,280 Good evening, gay. 1313 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:10,600 Yes. 1314 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,160 Good evening, gay. 1315 01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:14,460 Yes. 1316 01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:16,700 Pat Talks MEP here. 1317 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:17,980 Good evening, gay. 1318 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:18,280 Yes. 1319 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,420 Pat Talks MEP here. 1320 01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:25,760 Good evening, gang. 1321 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,000 Yes. 1322 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:40,000 Let me be here. 1323 01:05:40,000 --> 01:06:09,980 Good evening. 1324 01:06:09,980 --> 01:06:39,960 Good evening. 1325 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,960 Good evening. 1326 01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,960 Good evening. 1327 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:45,960 Good evening. 1328 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:47,960 Good evening. 1329 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,960 Good evening. 1330 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,960 Good evening. 1331 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,960 Good evening. 1332 01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,960 Good evening. 1333 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,960 Good evening. 1334 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,960 Good evening. 1335 01:06:59,960 --> 01:06:59,960 Good evening. 1336 01:06:59,960 --> 01:06:59,960 Good evening. 1337 01:06:59,960 --> 01:06:59,960 Good evening. 1338 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,960 Good evening. 1339 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,960 Good evening. 1340 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,960 Good evening. 1341 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,180 And it says baby cow. 1342 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:11,700 And I want to say thank you for justice for Hazuki. 1343 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,880 Jesse, T22BC, who says this one's for Aaron. 1344 01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:16,900 Thanks for the tip. 1345 01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:18,060 There you are. 1346 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,480 Jesse says he's drinking smithicks in the shed. 1347 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,580 Thanks for your donation. 1348 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:22,600 I hope you're okay. 1349 01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:27,420 Who else is there now? 1350 01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:28,020 Shano. 1351 01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:35,760 Someone called IRA Aaron or IR Aaron says hashtag believe. 1352 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:36,600 Yeah. 1353 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,400 And says here's one euro 76. 1354 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,720 Listen, Aaron, you're a fucking legend, man. 1355 01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:45,280 And you've made us all very happy. 1356 01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:51,000 I can't believe that your prowess, your geographical prowess, 1357 01:07:51,260 --> 01:07:58,020 and your ability to get down to a space fast and hold up a sign and do a snake dance. 1358 01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:00,740 It's unparalleled, man. 1359 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:01,600 You're a legend. 1360 01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:05,020 You've just etched your name into stream history. 1361 01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:08,880 And I said that this would happen before we got into the games. 1362 01:08:09,020 --> 01:08:09,460 And it did. 1363 01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:11,520 And it can only happen with you, the viewers. 1364 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,340 You're what makes this stream what it is. 1365 01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:17,240 You and Pat Cox MEP. 1366 01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:19,180 And Shane Lynch. 1367 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:21,740 Telling Ryan Tobey to shove it up his fucking hole. 1368 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:26,040 And a whole host of, a whole myriad of people. 1369 01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:28,020 Also the boom time man. 1370 01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:31,760 But I want to say thanks very much to everyone who's supported. 1371 01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:32,780 I'll buy a pint with that. 1372 01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:33,860 Gentle Monster as well. 1373 01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:35,180 And the Mortinator. 1374 01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:36,180 Oh, look at that. 1375 01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:36,860 The emptiness. 1376 01:08:37,340 --> 01:08:38,060 The fucking emptiness. 1377 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:38,740 It's gone. 1378 01:08:40,140 --> 01:08:41,380 That's where he was. 1379 01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,900 If I could rewind back and show you, I would. 1380 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:44,660 But I can't. 1381 01:08:45,260 --> 01:08:48,060 And he did the business. 1382 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,940 He fucking did the business. 1383 01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:51,260 Yeah. 1384 01:08:52,940 --> 01:08:54,740 A king amongst men. 1385 01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:57,740 I would say Aaron Brennan. 1386 01:09:00,740 --> 01:09:03,480 Now, what were we going to move on to now? 1387 01:09:03,980 --> 01:09:04,680 Shenmue 2. 1388 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,820 We finished Shenmue 1 the last day. 1389 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:10,960 Yeah. 1390 01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:13,140 Still could be a bit of fucking madness here though. 1391 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:14,580 Cleona Road. 1392 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:15,380 The robot. 1393 01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:16,580 She's in town. 1394 01:09:18,340 --> 01:09:19,660 Throwing coins around. 1395 01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:23,780 Death himself as well. 1396 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,040 And Boxes of Cobra Toxin. 1397 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:25,760 Thanks very much. 1398 01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:27,440 Rolling a 12 skinner for that. 1399 01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:28,660 What a fucking prince. 1400 01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:30,560 Boxes of Cobra Toxin. 1401 01:09:30,620 --> 01:09:32,000 The long time stalwart. 1402 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:32,900 I'm a pint with that. 1403 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,440 Has just called out Aaron Brennan. 1404 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,220 As a fucking prince. 1405 01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:39,680 Look at these ones. 1406 01:09:39,980 --> 01:09:41,240 Stumbling out of the fucking. 1407 01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:43,080 Establishment. 1408 01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:47,300 Little do they know they're on this class stream. 1409 01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:49,780 Doing fucking damage. 1410 01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:51,060 Yeah. 1411 01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:53,060 Death himself. 1412 01:09:53,340 --> 01:09:53,760 How are you? 1413 01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:54,700 How are you keeping? 1414 01:09:54,980 --> 01:09:56,200 It's great to see you. 1415 01:09:57,140 --> 01:09:58,080 Really is great to see you. 1416 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:00,720 Let's have a look now. 1417 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:01,800 Play a little clip in. 1418 01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:03,040 Then we can move on with the night. 1419 01:10:06,180 --> 01:10:07,960 Do we have something here for you? 1420 01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:10,940 Yeah. 1421 01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:13,440 Emmanuel Tit. 1422 01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:14,440 Is there an Emmanuel? 1423 01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:15,060 Soup. 1424 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:16,420 Soup and sandwich. 1425 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,220 Thanks very much. 1426 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:18,760 That's fucking nice. 1427 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:24,700 Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town? 1428 01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:28,620 Watch out for the blob of tar. 1429 01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:31,660 Last time someone does that in my area. 1430 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:33,980 I'll make hands of the cunt. 1431 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:48,600 Please watch out for the blob of tar. 1432 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:49,040 Please. 1433 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:49,960 Okay. 1434 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,100 Aaron Brennan is back in the chat. 1435 01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:53,200 He says can I see them? 1436 01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:53,680 Ha ha ha. 1437 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,300 I don't have the fucking stream yet. 1438 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,020 I don't have the clip of you man. 1439 01:10:57,300 --> 01:10:59,980 But I'm going to fucking clip it at the end when I save the thing. 1440 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,280 And you can have it. 1441 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,840 And also there's a baby cow t-shirt winging its way to you. 1442 01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:08,080 Not literally because I haven't even left the chair for the stream. 1443 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,260 But it will be winging its way to you. 1444 01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:12,480 We have to swap details. 1445 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:13,980 Don't dox yourself. 1446 01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,080 Give me a PO box man. 1447 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:18,980 Don't be giving your address out on the internet. 1448 01:11:23,060 --> 01:11:24,960 So what about that Brexit, huh? 1449 01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:27,160 More like brec-shit. 1450 01:11:28,260 --> 01:11:29,120 Am I right? 1451 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,420 I was out walking the dog the last day. 1452 01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:41,500 We saw a cloud in the sky. 1453 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:42,620 It looked like a frog. 1454 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:45,860 I said isn't that hilarious? 1455 01:11:45,860 --> 01:11:50,640 Looked just like a frog. 1456 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,220 What's the deal with the guards stopping you for drinks the next day? 1457 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:02,820 Are you feeling tension? 1458 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,620 Stresses and strains of the day getting you down, yeah? 1459 01:12:08,940 --> 01:12:10,840 Is there a bit of mental health going on? 1460 01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:13,080 Well if there is, hey. 1461 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,280 Let's just calm down. 1462 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,440 For a moment. 1463 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,760 Okay, look at the sky there. 1464 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:19,860 A few stars. 1465 01:12:20,180 --> 01:12:21,200 Milky Way job. 1466 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,440 Think about back when you were a young buck. 1467 01:12:26,260 --> 01:12:28,520 Going down the sweetie shop at lunchtime. 1468 01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:32,900 The shopkeeper would only let two of you in at a time. 1469 01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:34,060 In case you're in at a time. 1470 01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:35,400 In case you nicked the chickadees. 1471 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:40,140 Imagine you're inside an old bowling-a-dust floating around. 1472 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,400 Not a cloth in sight. 1473 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,540 You're having the time of your dusty little life. 1474 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,260 What will I land on today? 1475 01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:49,500 A television? 1476 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,780 A cabinet? 1477 01:12:51,780 --> 01:12:53,980 Maybe an old chest? 1478 01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:56,920 Maybe an old bed knob? 1479 01:12:57,620 --> 01:13:01,160 You'd want to spray a bit of fucking pledge on that bed knob, Mary. 1480 01:13:02,740 --> 01:13:04,600 Imagine being a cloud, like. 1481 01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:08,380 A fluffy, floaty old bollocks in the sky. 1482 01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:11,260 Where are you going to, cloud? 1483 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:12,460 Are you heading into town? 1484 01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,300 I am, yeah. 1485 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:15,840 Are you going out yourself? 1486 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:17,400 No, man. 1487 01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:19,060 I'm a cloud. 1488 01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:22,960 They won't serve me uptown, because I'm a cloud. 1489 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:25,580 They will if you have an age card. 1490 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:27,540 Black ID. 1491 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,640 Don't be fucking racist, you cloud. 1492 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,640 I'd love to stop and chat with you. 1493 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:38,460 But I have to go and piss on someone's parade. 1494 01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:39,680 Here. 1495 01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,460 Piss on someone your own size. 1496 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,400 This will look cloudy. 1497 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,140 It's easy. 1498 01:13:48,140 --> 01:13:54,680 Here's another one I want to hit you with. 1499 01:13:55,300 --> 01:13:58,120 Thank the Lord you're not in a fucking airport at the moment. 1500 01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:01,760 Places are cat altogether, aren't they? 1501 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,400 Last call for shit town. 1502 01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:06,560 The next flight to shit town leaves in 10 minutes. 1503 01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:08,060 And aren't you late for it? 1504 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,880 Like an old gab-shite. 1505 01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:10,580 Duty free. 1506 01:14:10,740 --> 01:14:12,880 Sir, would you like to try the new fragrance from Dior? 1507 01:14:13,260 --> 01:14:14,080 What's that, man? 1508 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:15,840 It's the new fragrance from Dior. 1509 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,540 Is that the Johnny Depp truck, is it? 1510 01:14:17,980 --> 01:14:20,500 Yeah, it's Johnny Depp who does the advertising for a jab. 1511 01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:22,140 Yeah, give some blast to that there. 1512 01:14:22,260 --> 01:14:22,520 Fuck. 1513 01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:29,660 Smells all right, yeah! 1514 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:36,840 Instead, we're trapped indoors, scrolling and reading and feck and tapping and scrolling and reading. 1515 01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:39,440 It's like they've designed a maze for your mind. 1516 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,380 Do you want to buy a mind maze, do you? 1517 01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:42,580 Fits in your pocket. 1518 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:43,660 Yeah, how much? 1519 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,000 Well, they're 500 euro. 1520 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:46,600 And what does it do? 1521 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,440 Well, you stare at it all the time and you get depressed. 1522 01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:50,780 Take my money. 1523 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:51,920 I will do. 1524 01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:54,440 I think you should go for the mind maze premium. 1525 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,040 It's on sale now for a grand. 1526 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:57,860 What does that do? 1527 01:14:58,220 --> 01:15:00,580 The exact same fucking thing as the other one. 1528 01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:03,300 Except you'll be depressed in style. 1529 01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:03,860 Wow. 1530 01:15:06,740 --> 01:15:07,620 Need a holiday. 1531 01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:11,540 I wouldn't mind heading out to space for a few weeks. 1532 01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:12,600 Get an old package. 1533 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:14,460 Two weeks on Mars. 1534 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:15,240 Self-catering. 1535 01:15:15,780 --> 01:15:16,680 Fucking great holiday. 1536 01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,540 Best holiday I've ever been on. 1537 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,340 You should have seen the cut of the waiter the first night I went out. 1538 01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:23,040 I ordered steak. 1539 01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:24,020 I ordered steak. 1540 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:24,780 The waiter goes. 1541 01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:28,880 I said. 1542 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:29,760 Fuck. 1543 01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:33,920 You have bestowed great honour and dignity upon the stream. 1544 01:15:34,540 --> 01:15:37,960 Your family has nothing but the utmost dignity. 1545 01:15:39,860 --> 01:15:42,860 Apparently, your family's got a lot of dignity. 1546 01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:44,600 So fair fucks to it. 1547 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:45,980 Fair fucks to your family, man. 1548 01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:46,520 It's out. 1549 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,220 The Shenmue music is playing up there. 1550 01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:56,160 So I thought I'd say some kind of fucking dispatch a few oriental good wishes upon your family. 1551 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,280 Mortinator, I'm very sorry, man. 1552 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:04,540 You said that your donation went through and you never fucking heard anything. 1553 01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:17,040 I can only assume that it went through during the Aaron Brennan situation, which was an unusual and unprecedented situation whereby Aaron Brennan. 1554 01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:23,520 Premier dignitary and member of the stream and actually he's being crowned king of the stream. 1555 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,520 Showed his face in the war zone of Temple Bar 2019. 1556 01:16:28,380 --> 01:16:30,420 He'd forever go down as the legend of Aaron Brennan. 1557 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:35,840 And you put a donation in and you didn't get a fucking hello for your one-year-old. 1558 01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:38,480 I want to say, Mortinator, I'm fucking sorry, man. 1559 01:16:38,780 --> 01:16:41,260 And you've bestowed great honour and dignity upon the stream. 1560 01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:42,660 You're always there. 1561 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,220 You're always there when the chips are down, Mortinator. 1562 01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:48,760 There you are. 1563 01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:51,120 You're a real king of the beasts. 1564 01:16:52,060 --> 01:16:52,860 A real legend. 1565 01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:57,940 You're up there with Benjamin Netanyahu and Johnson's wireless printer and Fred Flintstone. 1566 01:16:58,300 --> 01:16:58,920 Wee Joe. 1567 01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,900 And Justice for the Lewis. 1568 01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:03,880 This is it. 1569 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,360 Get ready, everybody. 1570 01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:06,780 Welcome to Sunday Night Games. 1571 01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:08,640 Shenmue 2 is coming up. 1572 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:18,440 Live from Foxford, County Mayo. 1573 01:17:18,980 --> 01:17:20,660 It's Sunday Night Games. 1574 01:17:20,980 --> 01:17:22,660 And here's your host, Francis. 1575 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,180 The Viper Higgins. 1576 01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:24,700 Higgins. 1577 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:25,200 Higgins. 1578 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:25,720 Higgins. 1579 01:17:25,860 --> 01:17:26,340 Higgins. 1580 01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:27,040 Higgins. 1581 01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:27,620 Higgins. 1582 01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:28,280 Higgins. 1583 01:17:28,340 --> 01:17:28,920 Higgins. 1584 01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:29,640 Higgins. 1585 01:17:29,780 --> 01:17:30,340 Higgins. 1586 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,120 Higgins. 1587 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:32,800 Higgins. 1588 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:38,480 I seen your owledy uptown, she's as rough as knives. 1589 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:44,780 I shwied your father comin' out of the boogies, 1590 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:49,280 his soul in the snow would be the way I would describe his eyes. 1591 01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:53,260 Your brother's sellin' schmalt to young bucks at the dischgoes, 1592 01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:57,320 and your sister's givin' handjobs to lads from Drudge and Bo. 1593 01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,540 I'm only telling you this cause I think you should know, 1594 01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:03,880 although you're fuckin' dodgy. 1595 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:06,880 I think you're sound. 1596 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,880 Your sound is a pound, to me. 1597 01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:15,260 I think you're sound. 1598 01:18:17,260 --> 01:18:22,260 So let's hang around the town together. 1599 01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:37,600 Let's do this. 1600 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:44,560 Shenmue, oh baby. 1601 01:18:46,940 --> 01:18:48,440 Thank you very much. 1602 01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:50,280 Wee Joe. 1603 01:18:50,820 --> 01:18:51,940 Justice for Lewis. 1604 01:18:51,940 --> 01:18:53,280 Fred Flynn stoned. 1605 01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:55,200 Johnson's wireless printer. 1606 01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:57,880 Who says free JPEGs for life for Aaron. 1607 01:18:59,020 --> 01:19:00,120 Game capture. 1608 01:19:00,260 --> 01:19:01,120 Let's have a look here now. 1609 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,520 Shenmue. 1610 01:19:03,060 --> 01:19:04,020 Shenmue 2. 1611 01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:16,780 Cool. 1612 01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:19,700 So far so groovy. 1613 01:19:20,980 --> 01:19:25,160 This is the beginning screen, is it? Now. 1614 01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:35,640 Bird of prey. 1615 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,660 Yeah. 1616 01:19:44,740 --> 01:19:47,320 Fontaine's new baby boy, thank you very much. 1617 01:19:48,940 --> 01:19:49,660 You legend. 1618 01:19:50,740 --> 01:19:52,260 You old snake in the boon time. 1619 01:20:00,380 --> 01:20:02,000 She's on about Aaron Brennan. 1620 01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:05,460 She's running to Aaron Brennan now. 1621 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:25,940 A dragon shall emerge from the earth and dark clouds shall obscure the heavens. 1622 01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:29,240 A phoenix shall descend from above. 1623 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,260 Its wings will create a purple wind. 1624 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:39,120 In the midst of pitch black light, the morning star shall descend from above. 1625 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:39,420 Yeah. 1626 01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,200 Aaron boom time Brennan. 1627 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:49,640 The voice on that one changed from the first game. 1628 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,020 A western voice. 1629 01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:51,120 A western voice. 1630 01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:51,880 Kind of American. 1631 01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:53,440 Now she has an oriental one. 1632 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:58,200 I hope that the voices haven't changed to oriental ones in this. 1633 01:20:58,200 --> 01:20:59,440 Not that I don't want. 1634 01:20:59,660 --> 01:21:00,620 Not that I don't like them. 1635 01:21:00,740 --> 01:21:01,000 But I mean. 1636 01:21:01,540 --> 01:21:01,860 They had. 1637 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,880 Because the things get lost in translation. 1638 01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,780 Thank you very much for Paddy's day Guinness first. 1639 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,220 Because things get lost in translation. 1640 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,620 That's part and parcel of the humor of the game for me. 1641 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,040 I hope they haven't fucked that one up. 1642 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:14,040 I hope they haven't fucked that one up. 1643 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:16,100 I hope they haven't fucked that one up. 1644 01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:46,080 I hope they haven't fucked that one up. 1645 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:48,840 All right. 1646 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,040 All right. 1647 01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,040 All right. 1648 01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:00,080 Aaron boom time Brennan baby. 1649 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:00,560 Yeah. 1650 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:03,300 Aaron boom time Brennan. 1651 01:22:04,140 --> 01:22:05,160 And Cleona roll. 1652 01:22:06,820 --> 01:22:10,720 Mainly Cleona roll though in that alert instance. 1653 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:12,660 New game. 1654 01:22:13,020 --> 01:22:13,720 Hong Kong. 1655 01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:16,680 We're in fucking Hong Kong baby. 1656 01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:19,160 Hong Kong phooey. 1657 01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:20,180 Yeah. 1658 01:22:20,980 --> 01:22:21,900 This is the last time. 1659 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:22,640 The Hazuki Clinton. 1660 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:23,460 Justice for Hazuki. 1661 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:24,160 Thank you very much. 1662 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:24,680 He. 1663 01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,600 The story left off. 1664 01:22:26,940 --> 01:22:28,260 Lan D went to Hong Kong. 1665 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,660 The fellow who killed his father went to Hong Kong. 1666 01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:36,940 Then your man got the fucking P&O Irish ferries job over to Hong Kong then. 1667 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:37,740 In the last game. 1668 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:38,860 So this will open up. 1669 01:22:38,940 --> 01:22:39,620 I imagine. 1670 01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:40,320 Yeah. 1671 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,200 Getting off the ferry in Hong Kong. 1672 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:44,860 Cheeky peanut. 1673 01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:47,940 Thank you very much cheeky peanut. 1674 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:50,760 You're not a great peanut. 1675 01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:52,120 You're the fucking best peanut. 1676 01:22:52,340 --> 01:22:54,060 And don't let them tell you anything different. 1677 01:22:54,060 --> 01:23:12,700 Hopefully Schmeagle is in this too. 1678 01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:13,040 Yeah. 1679 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:13,120 Yeah. 1680 01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:20,400 A lot of fucking spiders in Hong Kong apparently. 1681 01:23:21,260 --> 01:23:21,820 Spiders. 1682 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:23,600 Spiders. 1683 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:25,400 Spiders. 1684 01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:26,900 Game designers. 1685 01:23:27,540 --> 01:23:28,720 Shinichi Yoshimo. 1686 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:33,160 Fucking Yoshiro Okoyabeshi. 1687 01:23:33,660 --> 01:23:36,500 Program director was Makato Wada. 1688 01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:39,460 And planning director was Aiko Kasagaki. 1689 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:43,000 That boat looks shite. 1690 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:46,660 Yasuro Tagaki. 1691 01:23:47,220 --> 01:23:47,740 Takagi. 1692 01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:50,440 Was involved in the making. 1693 01:23:50,860 --> 01:23:51,980 Masanori Okoyabeshi. 1694 01:23:51,980 --> 01:23:53,920 Was actually an associate producer. 1695 01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:55,840 On the fucking thing. 1696 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:57,180 Do you know what I mean? 1697 01:23:59,820 --> 01:24:02,200 And if rumors are to be believed. 1698 01:24:04,100 --> 01:24:06,040 If the Shenmue 2. 1699 01:24:07,660 --> 01:24:08,400 Opens up. 1700 01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:10,320 In Hong Kong harbor. 1701 01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:12,960 A lot of Chinese people going about their day. 1702 01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:14,620 Wow. 1703 01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:15,320 Look at this. 1704 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:16,280 Pigeons. 1705 01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:17,840 You've got fountains. 1706 01:24:18,460 --> 01:24:19,960 Fucking great graphics. 1707 01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:21,040 Great sprites. 1708 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,180 Polygonal mate. 1709 01:24:23,260 --> 01:24:24,340 Look at the water market. 1710 01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:24,840 The boats. 1711 01:24:24,980 --> 01:24:25,680 Forklift trucks. 1712 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:26,280 It's all. 1713 01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:27,220 It's insane. 1714 01:24:28,180 --> 01:24:28,440 Wow. 1715 01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:29,760 Hustle and bustle. 1716 01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:31,420 All these people. 1717 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:32,680 Heston Blumenthal. 1718 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,180 Balinishlo there now. 1719 01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:38,820 Straight off the boat. 1720 01:24:38,900 --> 01:24:40,180 In Balinishlo harbor. 1721 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:41,860 Even though it is landlocked. 1722 01:24:42,220 --> 01:24:43,060 There he is himself. 1723 01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:43,920 The man himself. 1724 01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,320 Shenmue O'Toole. 1725 01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:47,880 Directed by Yu Suzuki. 1726 01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:49,760 Of the motorbike fame. 1727 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,040 The motorbike family. 1728 01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:54,380 Greatly enhanced. 1729 01:24:54,660 --> 01:24:55,520 The reputations. 1730 01:24:55,780 --> 01:24:56,160 With the game. 1731 01:24:56,740 --> 01:24:57,260 Shenmue. 1732 01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:58,400 Aberdeen. 1733 01:24:58,840 --> 01:24:59,800 We're in fucking Aberdeen. 1734 01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:01,580 Scotland. 1735 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:02,500 Bonnie, Scotland. 1736 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:07,540 Spiders. 1737 01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:08,680 One's eye. 1738 01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:10,200 South coming quarter. 1739 01:25:10,340 --> 01:25:10,800 Spiders. 1740 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:10,800 Spiders. 1741 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,660 Ten apartments. 1742 01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,120 This is where Li Xiaotau is? 1743 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:17,280 Spiders. 1744 01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:18,060 First. 1745 01:25:18,340 --> 01:25:19,540 I need to find one's eye. 1746 01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:22,300 Spiders. 1747 01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:22,500 Spiders. 1748 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:25,680 Wow. 1749 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:26,580 Here we go. 1750 01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:40,660 oh buckle up it's gonna be a bumpy ride cutscene already fucking hell i'm not a traveler 1751 01:25:40,660 --> 01:25:49,380 look at the little fishing on the one playing the fucking thing on the ground 1752 01:25:49,380 --> 01:26:03,140 it's a song wishing luck to travelers put some money in it'll bring good luck 1753 01:26:03,140 --> 01:26:12,260 put in put in a few coins to fuck hong kong dollars 586 dollars in the pocket 1754 01:26:12,260 --> 01:26:22,820 spiders i didn't have any hong kong dollars so i threw a few fucking leaders into the mix 1755 01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:37,940 i'm looking for a place called wanzai it's funny how it's spelled wanzai is that way 1756 01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:42,660 traditional chinese accent thank you very much 1757 01:26:48,820 --> 01:27:01,940 now who is this there's a blade excuse me hmm you cold face is weathered which way is it to wanzai 1758 01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:07,380 go through the gate and take a right 1759 01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:16,100 how about the blades do the blades have anything to say ni hao did you eat already 1760 01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:29,860 huh well yes i did eat no no it's a hong kong greeting whoa really i want to ask you something 1761 01:27:30,740 --> 01:27:39,700 about this area about this area yes actually i've just come to wanzai spiders i know very little about 1762 01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:48,660 ask one of the shops is it what about this dodgeball selling watches here excuse me welcome i'll give you a discount 1763 01:27:48,660 --> 01:28:03,620 brian cowan job which way is it to wanzai take a look at these first take a look at these first no it's okay i'm fine where is wanzai? 1764 01:28:03,620 --> 01:28:04,500 Cowan job. 1765 01:28:07,380 --> 01:28:09,020 Which way is it to Wan's eye? 1766 01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:12,340 Wait, wait. Take a look at these first. 1767 01:28:13,060 --> 01:28:14,700 Take a look at these first. 1768 01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:16,540 No, it's okay. I'm fine. 1769 01:28:17,260 --> 01:28:18,280 Where is Wan's eye? 1770 01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:22,820 Okay. To get to Wan's eye, you have to go through that gate first. 1771 01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:28,240 Aaron Brennan. It did not say Pat Cox's MEP on the sign, did it? 1772 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,880 Unfortunately, it was too hard to read, man. 1773 01:28:32,820 --> 01:28:34,540 I can't believe you fucking did it, man. 1774 01:28:36,140 --> 01:28:36,940 Fucking real. 1775 01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:40,440 That gate? 1776 01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:44,120 Go through the gate first and then ask someone for directions. 1777 01:28:45,780 --> 01:28:47,500 I see. Thank you. 1778 01:28:47,900 --> 01:28:51,920 You don't have to thank me for that. Just buy something next time, okay? 1779 01:28:53,580 --> 01:28:56,240 They're a bit demanding, the market stallers, aren't they? 1780 01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:58,760 I'm going to get the hell out of here. 1781 01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:02,360 This guy wants my attention. 1782 01:29:02,740 --> 01:29:03,860 Hard and fast. 1783 01:29:06,060 --> 01:29:07,020 Oh, Clappy. 1784 01:29:08,060 --> 01:29:11,960 Come and get it. Step right up. It's hot and delicious. 1785 01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:15,080 Excuse me. 1786 01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,540 Hi, welcome. 1787 01:29:16,540 --> 01:29:17,200 Some man, Aaron. 1788 01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:20,780 Hot off the grill. 1789 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,300 Was it messy? Was it a bit fucking Leo Messi down there? 1790 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:27,220 Huh? Oh, jeez. 1791 01:29:31,220 --> 01:29:32,440 Buy a map. 1792 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:35,140 Buy a map. Where the fuck do you buy a map? 1793 01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:41,340 Welcome. Welcome to Hong Kong. 1794 01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:42,160 Wow. 1795 01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:44,900 Something's gone wrong here. 1796 01:29:45,900 --> 01:29:47,660 Looking for fun? Do you need a guide? 1797 01:29:48,220 --> 01:29:49,340 Are you alone, boy? 1798 01:29:49,660 --> 01:29:50,760 You need a place to stay? 1799 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,360 You need a tour? It'll be cheap. 1800 01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:56,820 Fucking death in Venice. 1801 01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:01,540 The intro to death in Venice when your man arrives in the boat and all those creepy faces, man. 1802 01:30:03,540 --> 01:30:05,760 Hey, handsome. Let me take your photo. 1803 01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:10,380 Huh? 1804 01:30:10,380 --> 01:30:13,680 Someone just took a picture of you. 1805 01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:14,420 Huh? 1806 01:30:14,940 --> 01:30:16,880 He's going to try and sell it to you later. 1807 01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:19,240 He'll be persistent, but you don't have to buy it. 1808 01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:21,220 Uh, okay. 1809 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:22,040 Scammers. 1810 01:30:22,040 --> 01:30:24,600 Be careful. Not all people are nice in Hong Kong. 1811 01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:26,560 There you go. You heard it here first, man. 1812 01:30:26,940 --> 01:30:27,540 I understand. 1813 01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:33,140 If you need a place to stay, try that free stay lodge. 1814 01:30:34,740 --> 01:30:36,480 Aberdeen is full of Chinese lads. 1815 01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:38,700 You can always stay there for free. 1816 01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:40,180 You are so kind. 1817 01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,500 You were good to her on the ship when she was scared. 1818 01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,780 You have bestowed great honor and dignity by my daughter. 1819 01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:47,920 Take care of yourself. 1820 01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:49,460 Bye, Rio. 1821 01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:52,280 Goodbye. 1822 01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:52,940 Good luck. 1823 01:30:52,940 --> 01:31:02,180 We need to find one child, Atty. 1824 01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:06,940 And also, a mother and child from ship told me of the free stay lodge. 1825 01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:08,580 So we can stay in a lodge for free. 1826 01:31:09,020 --> 01:31:10,800 There'll be some fucking price at the end of that. 1827 01:31:11,340 --> 01:31:12,300 Nothing comes free. 1828 01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:14,160 Nothing is free in this world. 1829 01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:32,300 I think I might get a soda pop just to wet the whistle. 1830 01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:43,420 I had a fucking nightmare last night about that woman in the YouTube video that goes, 1831 01:31:43,860 --> 01:31:45,180 Ain't nobody got time for that. 1832 01:31:46,380 --> 01:31:49,120 Like it was a fucking visceral night. 1833 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:51,520 It wasn't so much a nightmare as a visceral dream. 1834 01:31:52,420 --> 01:31:53,240 Check this out, man. 1835 01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:54,280 Fucking Chun-Li. 1836 01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:57,140 Chun-Li on the old one, two, three. 1837 01:31:58,020 --> 01:31:58,820 Any crack? 1838 01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:00,280 How you Chun? 1839 01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:01,280 Can you help me? 1840 01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:02,780 A divination? 1841 01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:03,540 Sure. 1842 01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:05,580 No, that's not it. 1843 01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:07,100 What is it? 1844 01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:08,960 I want you to tell me something. 1845 01:32:09,700 --> 01:32:10,140 Yes. 1846 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,180 Which way is Wan's eye? 1847 01:32:12,860 --> 01:32:14,560 You can ask the people in the quarter. 1848 01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:15,660 Um. 1849 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:17,240 I don't know. 1850 01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:18,140 Oh. 1851 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:19,020 Okay. 1852 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,340 Which way is it to fucking China, man? 1853 01:32:30,620 --> 01:32:31,340 Can you get... 1854 01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:34,240 Do you have to fucking drive on the bypass or can you get through the fucking... 1855 01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:36,440 Are there any secondary or tertiary... 1856 01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:39,360 Are there any tertiary roads I can take to get to China? 1857 01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:41,260 Or is it all over both? 1858 01:32:49,460 --> 01:32:50,680 Chun-Li is after you. 1859 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,480 Now you have to go through the tunnel of death in here. 1860 01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:56,560 Pure bronchitis. 1861 01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:57,560 Pure bronchitis. 1862 01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:03,760 Welcome to China, everybody. 1863 01:33:03,940 --> 01:33:05,620 This is fucking China, man. 1864 01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:09,080 This is China, comma, man is what I said. 1865 01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:10,520 Not fucking the racist word. 1866 01:33:13,180 --> 01:33:13,960 Workers' pier. 1867 01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:14,520 Here we go. 1868 01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:14,960 Let's... 1869 01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:15,900 This is... 1870 01:33:15,900 --> 01:33:16,780 There's no map. 1871 01:33:16,820 --> 01:33:17,520 You can't get a map. 1872 01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:21,080 Why? 1873 01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:21,120 Why? 1874 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:35,500 Bit of a fucking arm wrestle, is it? 1875 01:33:39,460 --> 01:33:40,240 Look at him, man. 1876 01:33:40,260 --> 01:33:44,560 He's injecting testosterone into his cock on a five-day basis. 1877 01:33:45,460 --> 01:33:46,820 This guy just gambles. 1878 01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,060 This guy just gambles. 1879 01:33:48,160 --> 01:33:50,140 He's never fucking arm wrestled in his life. 1880 01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:50,500 Yeah. 1881 01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:52,140 You look pretty strong. 1882 01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:53,440 How about a game? 1883 01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:55,820 I'm looking for someone. 1884 01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:59,420 If you can beat him, I'll be on. 1885 01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:02,820 Really? 1886 01:34:03,740 --> 01:34:04,180 Sure. 1887 01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:05,280 Ten dollars a bet. 1888 01:34:06,260 --> 01:34:07,160 How about it? 1889 01:34:07,820 --> 01:34:08,760 Seems sketchy. 1890 01:34:08,960 --> 01:34:09,840 Sketchy enough. 1891 01:34:10,660 --> 01:34:11,600 Let's do it, man. 1892 01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:13,020 Let's fucking do this. 1893 01:34:13,020 --> 01:34:13,080 Yeah. 1894 01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:13,860 Alright. 1895 01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:15,020 That's a spirit. 1896 01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:17,380 You're Japanese, aren't you? 1897 01:34:17,740 --> 01:34:18,340 What's your name? 1898 01:34:19,460 --> 01:34:19,760 Yo. 1899 01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,140 Yo, Hazuki. 1900 01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:23,180 Yo, Hazuki, eh? 1901 01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:24,660 Okay. 1902 01:34:24,820 --> 01:34:25,700 Hazuki clan. 1903 01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:26,180 Let's go. 1904 01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:27,780 Hazuki gang. 1905 01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:30,220 Here's our party. 1906 01:34:30,420 --> 01:34:31,040 Gang, gang. 1907 01:34:31,420 --> 01:34:32,460 Gang, gang, gang. 1908 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:39,980 Just while we're off topic here, does anybody know the Healy Rays sometimes when they're in 1909 01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:43,780 the doll, they're always saying stuff like, gang, gang, gang, gang. 1910 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,320 Sounds kind of a bit Chinese-y. 1911 01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,040 What are they saying, though? 1912 01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:53,540 Like, is it Kerry speak or is it just fucking, are they trying to do Chinese impressions or 1913 01:34:53,540 --> 01:34:53,800 something? 1914 01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:00,240 Yeah. 1915 01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:03,320 Fucking hell, man. 1916 01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:04,300 Dan SC. 1917 01:35:04,660 --> 01:35:05,460 Dan Lesac. 1918 01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:07,440 I can't believe you're watching the stream, man. 1919 01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:08,380 Thanks so much. 1920 01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:09,800 Dan Saint Cabbage. 1921 01:35:10,980 --> 01:35:14,100 The S in the fucking Saint stands for cabbage. 1922 01:35:14,540 --> 01:35:16,600 The C stands for cabbage. 1923 01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:18,700 Jimenez Garcia. 1924 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:20,080 Here we go. 1925 01:35:20,140 --> 01:35:21,120 He's the man from Spain. 1926 01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:22,100 Jimenez Garcia. 1927 01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:24,940 He's come all the way over to fucking Hong Kong to do a bit of wrestling. 1928 01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:25,600 He's buff. 1929 01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:26,460 He's lewd. 1930 01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:27,160 He's shrewd. 1931 01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:30,600 He's been injecting tests into his testes. 1932 01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:36,240 He actually ingests testosterone into his testes. 1933 01:35:37,100 --> 01:35:41,320 And that's had a real bad effect on his mind and mental health. 1934 01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:44,560 But his body's fucking ripped. 1935 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:48,480 Come on, amigo. 1936 01:35:50,700 --> 01:35:52,280 I'll take it easy on you, boy. 1937 01:35:52,420 --> 01:35:52,800 Yeah. 1938 01:35:54,580 --> 01:35:56,200 Anguished panda, this is for you. 1939 01:35:56,300 --> 01:35:58,580 I'm going to fucking take Jimenez down for you. 1940 01:35:58,720 --> 01:35:59,420 Here we go. 1941 01:35:59,700 --> 01:36:00,180 Thank you. 1942 01:36:02,980 --> 01:36:03,660 What'd you do? 1943 01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:04,380 What are you meant to do? 1944 01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:08,520 Didn't even tell me what to press. 1945 01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:10,020 Come back again. 1946 01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:11,900 You'll always be here. 1947 01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:13,180 Anytime, amigo. 1948 01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:28,060 That's fucking rubbish, man. 1949 01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:30,140 What is it the map stall like? 1950 01:36:30,140 --> 01:36:43,080 That was shite, man. 1951 01:36:43,180 --> 01:36:44,300 Anguished panda, I'm sorry. 1952 01:36:44,420 --> 01:36:45,480 I said I'd do that for you. 1953 01:36:45,860 --> 01:36:47,000 Hey, Matt, look at this area. 1954 01:36:47,740 --> 01:36:48,940 Can I take a picture of that? 1955 01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:49,340 Yeah. 1956 01:36:49,340 --> 01:37:08,680 Rubbish. 1957 01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:11,100 Fucking rubbish. 1958 01:37:16,860 --> 01:37:18,940 What am I meant to do like? 1959 01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:20,920 Am I meant to take a picture of the fucking map or what? 1960 01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:28,800 Best of luck, Viper. 1961 01:37:29,940 --> 01:37:31,740 What would the charity do in the gateway? 1962 01:37:32,700 --> 01:37:34,480 Sorry, I'm in Hong Kong, man. 1963 01:37:35,300 --> 01:37:36,200 I'm in Hong Kong. 1964 01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:40,180 Welcome to Hong Kong, Josh VV. 1965 01:37:46,060 --> 01:37:47,300 Get out of my way. 1966 01:37:53,220 --> 01:37:55,100 Watch where you're going, you punk. 1967 01:37:55,580 --> 01:37:57,960 That goes for you, too, barging into people like that. 1968 01:37:58,760 --> 01:38:01,440 That goes for you, too, barging into people like that. 1969 01:38:01,940 --> 01:38:03,020 You must be Japanese. 1970 01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:05,160 Yes. 1971 01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:06,780 Watch out. 1972 01:38:07,260 --> 01:38:10,520 Here in Hong Kong, you can easily get run over. 1973 01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:12,080 Where's Wanzai? 1974 01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:12,840 Huh? 1975 01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:13,780 Wanzai. 1976 01:38:15,060 --> 01:38:16,700 Oh, it's that way. 1977 01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:18,740 I see. 1978 01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:24,100 Hey, what's your name? 1979 01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:24,760 Yo. 1980 01:38:25,460 --> 01:38:27,020 Yo, I'm Joy. 1981 01:38:28,020 --> 01:38:29,440 You better watch out. 1982 01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:29,620 Yeah. 1983 01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:30,460 You're welcome. 1984 01:38:30,460 --> 01:38:30,960 I'm here. 1985 01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:31,060 Yeah. 1986 01:38:32,200 --> 01:38:34,280 Tarmacadam, thank you very much for that. 1987 01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:37,360 You kind-hearted Tarmac. 1988 01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:46,240 Chuggy buckets. 1989 01:38:52,140 --> 01:38:53,560 Chuggy buckets is after you. 1990 01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:54,440 Chuggy gales. 1991 01:38:55,200 --> 01:39:03,640 Oh yeah, there's gonna be a new fucking video out this week, man. 1992 01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:15,180 It's filmed, it's edited, it's cut, it's the first video to be released since Fontaine, which was released on the 25th of December 2018. 1993 01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:21,560 I'm hoping to do more videos than every fucking, a lot more regularly. 1994 01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:26,320 Keep your eyes peeled for that. 1995 01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:31,500 Yeah. 1996 01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:40,100 Excuse me. 1997 01:39:40,820 --> 01:39:42,080 Yes, what is it? 1998 01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:46,660 I'm trying to find my way to one's eye. 1999 01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:48,920 It's pretty far from here. 2000 01:39:49,620 --> 01:39:51,280 Turn right at that corner. 2001 01:39:52,140 --> 01:39:53,540 JVV knows what it is. 2002 01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:55,520 It's not Shlug 2.0. 2003 01:39:55,620 --> 01:39:57,120 You should ask around at the heart. 2004 01:39:57,120 --> 01:39:58,100 But let's just say this. 2005 01:39:59,160 --> 01:39:59,660 Thank you. 2006 01:40:01,080 --> 01:40:01,280 Congratulations. 2007 01:40:05,420 --> 01:40:07,800 I wish I had it on me now, but I don't. 2008 01:40:09,180 --> 01:40:12,060 I don't edit videos on this fucking computer. 2009 01:40:12,220 --> 01:40:13,680 I just play Shenmue on this. 2010 01:40:17,540 --> 01:40:19,380 Hey, you've got some time on your hands? 2011 01:40:19,740 --> 01:40:21,220 I've got all the time in the world, man. 2012 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2013 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2014 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2015 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2016 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2017 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2018 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2019 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:23,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2020 01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:24,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2021 01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:25,040 Do you know what I'm going to do? 2022 01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:33,440 No, thanks. 2023 01:40:34,580 --> 01:40:35,900 No, that's okay. 2024 01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:37,620 Are you sure? 2025 01:40:38,220 --> 01:40:38,980 All right, then. 2026 01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:40,720 Come back if you change your mind. 2027 01:40:42,740 --> 01:40:45,060 I'm happy so far with the voice. 2028 01:40:45,160 --> 01:40:47,080 The voice work is on point. 2029 01:40:47,260 --> 01:40:47,740 It's lit. 2030 01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:49,500 It's legit fire lighters. 2031 01:40:49,500 --> 01:40:59,660 These are windy old fucking streets. 2032 01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:08,760 There might be a bit of Deeply Dippy going on. 2033 01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:09,480 Gatsby. 2034 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:26,920 This is all that goes on is just fucking arm wrestlers in Hong Kong. 2035 01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:29,100 Rubbish. 2036 01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:34,120 Goo goo ga ga. 2037 01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:45,520 Met a girl named Joy, a strong-minded woman on a motorcycle. 2038 01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:55,940 Don't tell me I have to fucking arm wrestling to progress in the game. 2039 01:41:57,520 --> 01:41:59,120 Is this an arm wrestling place? 2040 01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,880 Yeah, you can compete if you want. 2041 01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:03,000 Look. 2042 01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:05,200 See the three guys over there? 2043 01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:06,260 Yes. 2044 01:42:06,980 --> 01:42:09,340 Go up to them directly and challenge them. 2045 01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:11,080 Pick your opponent. 2046 01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:12,220 I see. 2047 01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:16,440 Father Liam Deliverance. 2048 01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:19,220 I don't know what you've donated, but it didn't come up. 2049 01:42:19,260 --> 01:42:19,920 I don't know why. 2050 01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:21,460 You just said shoddy workmanship. 2051 01:42:22,540 --> 01:42:23,460 Maybe that's... 2052 01:42:23,460 --> 01:42:28,420 It's ironic that the workmanship of the donation alerts didn't work as well. 2053 01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:31,480 But thanks very much, Father Liam Deliverance. 2054 01:42:33,560 --> 01:42:35,360 Press A quick to arm wrestle, is it? 2055 01:42:37,860 --> 01:42:38,800 Can you help me? 2056 01:42:39,460 --> 01:42:40,680 You want to challenge me? 2057 01:42:42,380 --> 01:42:43,420 You want to play? 2058 01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:44,680 Ante up $50. 2059 01:42:45,260 --> 01:42:46,260 How's that sound? 2060 01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:52,040 In that case, I'll do it. 2061 01:42:52,580 --> 01:42:55,540 You caught me at a time when I haven't been practicing much. 2062 01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:57,240 What's your name? 2063 01:42:57,860 --> 01:42:58,760 I'm Ryo Hazuki. 2064 01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:00,440 Where are you from? 2065 01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:02,000 I'm from Japan. 2066 01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:04,020 Okay, let's go. 2067 01:43:06,860 --> 01:43:08,740 I'm from Charlestown. 2068 01:43:09,300 --> 01:43:10,820 I'm from Ballin Air. 2069 01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:13,240 My name is Ryo Hazuki. 2070 01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:14,620 I'm from fucking Ballin Air. 2071 01:43:15,060 --> 01:43:16,160 Agon Girei. 2072 01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:16,160 Agon Girei. 2073 01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:16,240 Agon Girei. 2074 01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:21,600 You have enough guts. 2075 01:43:23,700 --> 01:43:24,980 Not just some guy. 2076 01:43:25,440 --> 01:43:25,780 What? 2077 01:43:26,360 --> 01:43:26,720 Hmm. 2078 01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:28,060 I'll say fight. 2079 01:43:28,420 --> 01:43:29,320 That's the signal. 2080 01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:29,940 Got it? 2081 01:43:30,180 --> 01:43:30,500 Ready? 2082 01:43:31,220 --> 01:43:31,720 Hey, hey. 2083 01:43:31,960 --> 01:43:32,480 Too early. 2084 01:43:32,620 --> 01:43:32,820 Oh. 2085 01:43:32,940 --> 01:43:33,100 Oh. 2086 01:43:33,100 --> 01:43:34,360 Okay. 2087 01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:36,960 Okay. 2088 01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:38,040 Okay. 2089 01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:40,720 Ready? 2090 01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:42,900 Fight this is it. 2091 01:43:43,560 --> 01:43:44,020 What? 2092 01:43:44,020 --> 01:43:45,040 What the hell? 2093 01:43:47,860 --> 01:43:48,360 Oh. 2094 01:43:48,360 --> 01:43:49,500 Too bad. 2095 01:43:49,820 --> 01:43:50,700 Take a break. 2096 01:43:50,900 --> 01:43:52,360 You can always try again. 2097 01:43:52,780 --> 01:43:53,980 We like to be challenged. 2098 01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:57,240 We like to be challenged. 2099 01:43:57,240 --> 01:44:03,640 Fuck that shit. 2100 01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:19,100 I can show you a screenshot of the new video that's coming out, man. 2101 01:44:19,100 --> 01:44:33,020 It's some guy on a phone. 2102 01:44:47,060 --> 01:44:49,080 Maybe this might... 2103 01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:50,200 This might do it for you. 2104 01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:05,700 Fucking Aaron Boomtime Brennan. 2105 01:45:05,880 --> 01:45:06,340 What's the show? 2106 01:45:06,420 --> 01:45:07,060 Are you going, are you? 2107 01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:13,220 Right at the moff. 2108 01:45:13,260 --> 01:45:13,600 See you later. 2109 01:45:13,700 --> 01:45:13,860 All right. 2110 01:45:13,920 --> 01:45:14,680 Aaron, listen, man. 2111 01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:15,580 You... 2112 01:45:15,580 --> 01:45:17,560 You did a fucking great job. 2113 01:45:18,240 --> 01:45:19,040 Can you get... 2114 01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:21,640 How do I fucking get in touch with you? 2115 01:45:21,740 --> 01:45:22,200 Can you get... 2116 01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:23,900 Maybe DM the Twitter. 2117 01:45:24,040 --> 01:45:25,940 I don't usually go on Twitter much these days. 2118 01:45:26,020 --> 01:45:27,240 But fucking... 2119 01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:30,120 You can get me on that. 2120 01:45:30,180 --> 01:45:30,580 No bother. 2121 01:45:31,120 --> 01:45:31,620 And... 2122 01:45:31,620 --> 01:45:35,160 We'll fucking get you sorted with the old baby cat. 2123 01:45:37,140 --> 01:45:38,040 You're a legend, Aaron. 2124 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:39,560 Bish, look. 2125 01:45:41,420 --> 01:45:42,340 Good night and God bless. 2126 01:45:42,340 --> 01:45:43,260 Good night and God bless. 2127 01:45:43,260 --> 01:45:43,780 Good night and God bless. 2128 01:45:44,340 --> 01:45:44,840 To Aaron. 2129 01:45:49,520 --> 01:45:51,900 It's not for a new Viper's View curse. 2130 01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:52,720 You know, it's... 2131 01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:54,820 It's just a fucking new video, man. 2132 01:45:55,380 --> 01:45:55,900 Standalone. 2133 01:45:56,220 --> 01:45:57,660 Gary Oldman on the sauce. 2134 01:45:57,660 --> 01:46:12,040 I... 2135 01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:12,100 I... 2136 01:46:12,100 --> 01:46:16,580 I... 2137 01:46:16,580 --> 01:46:28,800 I don't want to do any more fucking armless wrestling. 2138 01:46:28,900 --> 01:46:31,340 I just want to progress in the game and find my father. 2139 01:46:32,020 --> 01:46:32,720 That's okay. 2140 01:46:41,180 --> 01:46:43,260 Lots of Chinese hijinks going on. 2141 01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:47,100 Maybe we can find someone who could sell me a Chinese finger trap. 2142 01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:54,160 Excuse me. 2143 01:46:54,940 --> 01:46:55,940 Hey, Tanaka-sa. 2144 01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:58,000 Tanaka-sa. 2145 01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:58,660 Huh? 2146 01:46:59,340 --> 01:47:00,540 You're Japanese, right? 2147 01:47:01,300 --> 01:47:03,160 We met in Sapporo last year. 2148 01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:07,180 You've mistaken me for someone else. 2149 01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:09,000 I'd never been to Sapporo before. 2150 01:47:09,740 --> 01:47:10,820 That's strange. 2151 01:47:10,820 --> 01:47:18,040 I thought all Japanese were either Suzuki-san, Sapporo-san, or Tanaka-san. 2152 01:47:20,100 --> 01:47:20,380 Um... 2153 01:47:20,380 --> 01:47:22,880 Hey, Sapporo-san. 2154 01:47:23,540 --> 01:47:23,840 Huh? 2155 01:47:24,520 --> 01:47:25,720 You're Japanese, right? 2156 01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:28,380 We met Okinawa last year. 2157 01:47:29,740 --> 01:47:31,300 You've mistaken me for someone else. 2158 01:47:31,740 --> 01:47:33,280 I've never been to Okinawa before. 2159 01:47:34,040 --> 01:47:35,080 That's strange. 2160 01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:36,280 Yeah. 2161 01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:39,600 I thought all Japanese were either Suzuki-san, Sapporo-san. 2162 01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:40,740 Newgate. 2163 01:47:40,740 --> 01:47:42,160 Sapporo-san, or Tanaka-san! 2164 01:47:42,820 --> 01:47:44,140 Thanks very much, Newgate. 2165 01:47:44,940 --> 01:47:46,820 Son of a bitch, Newgate makes a good bean. 2166 01:47:46,820 --> 01:47:47,280 Bean. 2167 01:47:47,280 --> 01:47:52,660 And to be honest now, the Newgate baked beans aren't the fucking worst. 2168 01:47:58,040 --> 01:48:01,360 A racist depiction of a black man being racist, I know. 2169 01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:06,640 Because he assumed that this guy was like, he'd seen this guy in Okinawa. 2170 01:48:06,860 --> 01:48:08,000 But that's just assumed that... 2171 01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:09,640 Thanks for the tip. I'm not going to... 2172 01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:10,560 I'm not going to... 2173 01:48:10,560 --> 01:48:12,080 Listen, it's a fucking minefield. 2174 01:48:12,220 --> 01:48:13,320 Patrick C., how are you? 2175 01:48:14,020 --> 01:48:15,360 Thanks very much, Patrick C. 2176 01:48:16,500 --> 01:48:17,360 I see you. 2177 01:48:18,300 --> 01:48:19,240 I hope you're doing well. 2178 01:48:21,060 --> 01:48:24,760 Pat, said Pat, on this day of all days, 2179 01:48:25,640 --> 01:48:29,460 wishing you and yours a very merry Patrick's Day. 2180 01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:43,120 We have a little doggy. 2181 01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:44,240 We have a pooch. 2182 01:48:44,700 --> 01:48:45,540 Or a cat. 2183 01:48:46,020 --> 01:48:47,740 Is that a fucking cat or a dog? 2184 01:48:49,860 --> 01:48:53,020 It's got the body of a dog and the face of an old cat. 2185 01:48:53,860 --> 01:48:56,060 It's a fucking cat-faced dog. 2186 01:49:05,480 --> 01:49:06,320 Excuse me. 2187 01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:11,400 Excuse me? 2188 01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:16,660 Do you want some pigeon food? 2189 01:49:17,960 --> 01:49:18,940 Pigeon food? 2190 01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:20,860 What crumbs? Is this... 2191 01:49:20,860 --> 01:49:22,800 Uh, no. 2192 01:49:23,580 --> 01:49:25,060 Which way is it to one's eye? 2193 01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:26,820 Over there. 2194 01:49:28,780 --> 01:49:30,480 It's a cross between a cat or a dog. 2195 01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:32,520 It's either a dat or a cog. 2196 01:49:41,440 --> 01:49:42,180 There we go. 2197 01:49:42,180 --> 01:49:42,240 There we go. 2198 01:49:43,980 --> 01:49:44,620 Got a minute? 2199 01:49:45,260 --> 01:49:46,420 What is it, mister? 2200 01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:49,440 Which way is it to one's eye? 2201 01:49:50,220 --> 01:49:51,040 Let's go. 2202 01:49:51,660 --> 01:49:52,540 Follow me. 2203 01:49:53,020 --> 01:49:53,420 Yeah. 2204 01:49:53,640 --> 01:49:54,080 All right. 2205 01:49:54,480 --> 01:49:55,940 So, I'm just gonna follow this child. 2206 01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:58,660 There's nothing dodgy about this. 2207 01:49:58,800 --> 01:49:59,080 It's... 2208 01:49:59,080 --> 01:49:59,780 It's okay. 2209 01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:02,680 We're just gonna follow the child. 2210 01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:06,740 Strange. 2211 01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:09,460 It really... 2212 01:50:09,460 --> 01:50:10,480 It's getting dodgy. 2213 01:50:10,920 --> 01:50:12,300 It's fucking dodgy, man. 2214 01:50:14,500 --> 01:50:15,340 Hey, help me! 2215 01:50:17,320 --> 01:50:18,140 I'm scared! 2216 01:50:18,260 --> 01:50:19,280 They're going to kill me! 2217 01:50:19,640 --> 01:50:19,920 I... 2218 01:50:19,920 --> 01:50:21,020 I didn't do anything! 2219 01:50:26,420 --> 01:50:28,140 Fucking hell, look at these bullies, man. 2220 01:50:28,140 --> 01:50:30,140 It's getting dodgy. 2221 01:50:30,600 --> 01:50:31,740 What are you going to do? 2222 01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:34,000 It's getting dodgy! 2223 01:50:34,200 --> 01:50:34,600 Yeah! 2224 01:50:36,200 --> 01:50:38,060 It's getting dodgy! 2225 01:50:38,780 --> 01:50:39,740 Genghis Keck. 2226 01:50:40,300 --> 01:50:42,060 It's getting dodgy! 2227 01:50:42,320 --> 01:50:43,200 Thank you very much. 2228 01:50:43,340 --> 01:50:44,340 It's getting dodgy, though. 2229 01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:45,440 Congratulations! 2230 01:50:47,240 --> 01:50:48,960 You just donated to the show. 2231 01:50:49,460 --> 01:50:50,240 Not the one who'll get... 2232 01:50:50,240 --> 01:50:51,620 And Oliver Hughes, as well. 2233 01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:52,920 It's about to pop up. 2234 01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:54,440 Yeah! 2235 01:50:55,580 --> 01:50:56,560 There you go, buddy. 2236 01:50:57,360 --> 01:50:58,560 Welcome to the galaxy. 2237 01:50:58,760 --> 01:50:59,300 It hurt here. 2238 01:50:59,300 --> 01:51:06,860 Oh, he's just got fucking slipped. 2239 01:51:07,360 --> 01:51:08,960 He's got slipped by the kids. 2240 01:51:10,580 --> 01:51:10,940 Wait! 2241 01:51:16,660 --> 01:51:17,880 I lost them. 2242 01:51:19,140 --> 01:51:20,820 The phoenix mirror's inside that bag. 2243 01:51:23,900 --> 01:51:25,060 Sound out, Aaron. 2244 01:51:25,060 --> 01:51:32,260 I can't believe you did that, man. 2245 01:51:35,940 --> 01:51:36,660 What the fuck? 2246 01:51:36,740 --> 01:51:37,160 I don't know. 2247 01:51:37,220 --> 01:51:37,480 Where do I... 2248 01:51:37,480 --> 01:51:40,220 My bag was stolen by a group of four guys. 2249 01:51:40,540 --> 01:51:41,700 One was a little boy. 2250 01:51:45,500 --> 01:51:46,760 Arm wrestling match 2251 01:51:46,760 --> 01:51:48,680 held at Pier Warehouse. 2252 01:51:49,620 --> 01:51:51,620 A girl named Joy, yeah we've seen that already. 2253 01:51:58,620 --> 01:52:02,620 Did they um... they ran down the alleyway there, did they? So I have to go after them. 2254 01:52:10,620 --> 01:52:13,620 Welcome to the Chinese world of China. 2255 01:52:14,620 --> 01:52:18,620 Hong Kong is the city outside of the mainland. 2256 01:52:18,620 --> 01:52:21,620 Apparently it's nicer to visit there. 2257 01:52:22,620 --> 01:52:26,620 Apparently the mainland is rough around the edges. 2258 01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:29,620 But I'd still like to give it a go someday. 2259 01:52:29,620 --> 01:52:32,620 Mary O'Doherty, how are ya? Thanks very much. 2260 01:52:33,620 --> 01:52:37,620 Hope you're keeping well. Hope you're enjoying the gameplay. 2261 01:52:38,620 --> 01:52:42,620 Savage Value Gameplay AAA Title Shenmue II from 2001. 2262 01:52:42,620 --> 01:52:45,620 The sequel to Shenmue I. 2263 01:52:45,620 --> 01:52:47,620 My bag was just stolen. 2264 01:52:47,620 --> 01:52:49,620 Oh my, that's really too bad. 2265 01:52:49,620 --> 01:52:53,620 And this is a true depiction of what happens when you go to Hong Kong. 2266 01:52:53,620 --> 01:52:56,620 You gotta watch out man, cause there's people who wanna steal your fucking bag. 2267 01:52:57,620 --> 01:53:04,860 Did you see anyone come running this way? 2268 01:53:05,620 --> 01:53:07,640 Hmm, I didn't notice. 2269 01:53:08,220 --> 01:53:08,800 I see. 2270 01:53:11,460 --> 01:53:12,480 Excuse me. 2271 01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:14,280 My bag was just stolen. 2272 01:53:14,940 --> 01:53:15,740 Oh, really? 2273 01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:18,060 That's really awful. 2274 01:53:19,380 --> 01:53:21,300 Did you see anybody run by here? 2275 01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:23,300 Hmm, I didn't. 2276 01:53:23,780 --> 01:53:24,480 Is that right? 2277 01:53:26,140 --> 01:53:27,540 Jonathan O'Connor says, 2278 01:53:27,640 --> 01:53:29,520 Kick the fuck out of that little bollocks. 2279 01:53:29,780 --> 01:53:30,500 You catch him. 2280 01:53:31,000 --> 01:53:33,100 The thing is, John, I can't because, uh, 2281 01:53:34,320 --> 01:53:36,140 I'll probably get arrested then. 2282 01:53:37,080 --> 01:53:37,920 For assault. 2283 01:53:40,660 --> 01:53:43,080 Beverly Hills down there, anyway. 2284 01:53:43,920 --> 01:53:44,920 90210. 2285 01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:51,400 Or as it's known in China, 2286 01:53:51,820 --> 01:53:54,360 Beverly Hills, Chino210. 2287 01:53:54,660 --> 01:54:00,620 Yeah. 2288 01:54:02,620 --> 01:54:04,000 JVV, thanks very much. 2289 01:54:05,540 --> 01:54:05,840 Congratulations. 2290 01:54:07,240 --> 01:54:08,280 You checked your email. 2291 01:54:11,440 --> 01:54:12,620 JVV, you're a great man. 2292 01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:14,400 You're a wise sage. 2293 01:54:14,820 --> 01:54:16,100 I want to say thanks very much. 2294 01:54:16,160 --> 01:54:17,080 I don't say that lightly. 2295 01:54:17,220 --> 01:54:17,920 Thanks very much. 2296 01:54:20,180 --> 01:54:20,660 Excuse me. 2297 01:54:20,660 --> 01:54:22,880 I'll buy a pint with that. 2298 01:54:23,580 --> 01:54:24,440 Harry Hoban. 2299 01:54:25,080 --> 01:54:26,280 Is this you here, Harry? 2300 01:54:26,340 --> 01:54:26,780 Look at you. 2301 01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:29,040 I had my bag stolen a while ago. 2302 01:54:29,840 --> 01:54:30,880 That's terrible. 2303 01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:35,620 Did anyone come running by here? 2304 01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:37,160 Harry Hoban came running by. 2305 01:54:37,740 --> 01:54:38,200 Hmm. 2306 01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:39,380 I'm not sure. 2307 01:54:40,500 --> 01:54:41,840 He was useless, man. 2308 01:54:42,080 --> 01:54:43,260 That wasn't Harry Hoban. 2309 01:54:43,620 --> 01:54:45,120 Harry Hoban would be more help to you. 2310 01:54:45,120 --> 01:54:49,620 Hobanics. 2311 01:54:50,700 --> 01:54:51,300 Hobanics. 2312 01:54:52,260 --> 01:54:55,580 The Hobanic Street Preachers are your new band. 2313 01:54:55,720 --> 01:54:57,600 Harry Hoban and the Manic Street Creatures. 2314 01:54:59,660 --> 01:55:03,040 Not another fucking arm wrestle, please. 2315 01:55:03,500 --> 01:55:04,260 Save it, man. 2316 01:55:04,860 --> 01:55:05,900 We've got to Hong Kong. 2317 01:55:05,980 --> 01:55:07,900 I've already had my fucking bag nicked. 2318 01:55:08,660 --> 01:55:11,460 I'm just off the fucking boat from Japan, man. 2319 01:55:12,320 --> 01:55:13,800 Just off the boat from Japan. 2320 01:55:13,920 --> 01:55:14,380 Ten minutes. 2321 01:55:14,480 --> 01:55:16,740 I've had the bag fucking robbed by a child. 2322 01:55:19,300 --> 01:55:20,640 That's China for you. 2323 01:55:24,860 --> 01:55:25,640 Excuse me. 2324 01:55:26,800 --> 01:55:27,760 I'd like to have... 2325 01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:28,780 One moment. 2326 01:55:30,440 --> 01:55:33,200 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, 2327 01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:36,880 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace 2328 01:55:36,880 --> 01:55:38,880 and setting fire to them. 2329 01:55:39,040 --> 01:55:40,900 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 2330 01:55:40,960 --> 01:55:42,760 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, 2331 01:55:42,980 --> 01:55:44,660 I do a few rolls on the ground 2332 01:55:44,660 --> 01:55:46,840 and a few reptilious repetitions 2333 01:55:46,840 --> 01:55:48,600 just to get the blood flowing. 2334 01:55:49,160 --> 01:55:50,960 Once those flames are licking high, 2335 01:55:51,220 --> 01:55:53,040 it's time to shtick your coal in it. 2336 01:55:54,440 --> 01:55:56,740 You can generate extra drafthage 2337 01:55:56,740 --> 01:55:58,800 by using your gooch as a waft. 2338 01:55:59,260 --> 01:56:01,160 Now all that's left is to sit back 2339 01:56:01,160 --> 01:56:03,220 and warm your sack by the flames. 2340 01:56:04,460 --> 01:56:05,880 The Chinese man, 2341 01:56:06,080 --> 01:56:08,080 he came to Sligo to make a bit of money, 2342 01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:09,160 didn't work out for him, 2343 01:56:09,380 --> 01:56:10,940 didn't work out for him, 2344 01:56:11,600 --> 01:56:13,880 and now he's out of sorts. 2345 01:56:13,980 --> 01:56:14,660 His wife's not well. 2346 01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:15,400 He's out of sorts. 2347 01:56:17,020 --> 01:56:17,860 Excuse something. 2348 01:56:19,120 --> 01:56:21,640 Bro, some kid's talking to us. 2349 01:56:22,820 --> 01:56:24,720 I haven't seen you around here. 2350 01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:26,040 I had my bag stolen. 2351 01:56:26,620 --> 01:56:27,540 A bag? 2352 01:56:27,860 --> 01:56:28,880 Who cares? 2353 01:56:30,680 --> 01:56:32,540 A group of four stole my bag. 2354 01:56:33,060 --> 01:56:34,160 One of them was a little kid. 2355 01:56:35,660 --> 01:56:37,340 I said I don't know. 2356 01:56:37,800 --> 01:56:38,440 Scram! 2357 01:56:42,120 --> 01:56:45,120 Scrapbook poetry. 2358 01:56:45,380 --> 01:56:46,660 Where can people donate? 2359 01:56:47,340 --> 01:56:48,660 For three books left. 2360 01:56:48,840 --> 01:56:50,480 The three books are, 2361 01:56:50,620 --> 01:56:51,100 I believe, 2362 01:56:51,200 --> 01:56:52,820 Salmon Cowboy and 2363 01:56:52,820 --> 01:56:55,740 French Toast or Tool. 2364 01:56:55,880 --> 01:56:56,760 They're doing a gig. 2365 01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:57,860 It's for charity. 2366 01:56:58,420 --> 01:56:59,460 You can donate them 2367 01:56:59,460 --> 01:57:00,440 somewhere. 2368 01:57:01,100 --> 01:57:02,940 Scrapbook poetry seems to know the crack. 2369 01:57:05,300 --> 01:57:06,240 And Aisling, 2370 01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:08,020 did you go down to the fucking mainframe? 2371 01:57:08,100 --> 01:57:09,380 Did you head down to the fucking 2372 01:57:09,380 --> 01:57:10,960 war zone in Temple Bar? 2373 01:57:11,980 --> 01:57:12,580 Or was that, 2374 01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:13,700 were you, 2375 01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:14,260 what was, 2376 01:57:14,540 --> 01:57:15,480 did you really do it? 2377 01:57:15,760 --> 01:57:16,580 Because Aaron Brennan, 2378 01:57:16,760 --> 01:57:17,860 he produced the goods man. 2379 01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:19,860 Not only did he have a big sign 2380 01:57:19,860 --> 01:57:20,720 that said fucking 2381 01:57:20,720 --> 01:57:22,200 Pat Cox MEP, 2382 01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:23,420 he did a snake dance. 2383 01:57:23,420 --> 01:57:42,520 Thanks for the tip. 2384 01:57:42,820 --> 01:57:44,140 I'll buy a pint with that. 2385 01:57:44,620 --> 01:57:45,460 Dahi Bowsy. 2386 01:57:46,160 --> 01:57:46,440 Cheers. 2387 01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:48,120 Big shout out to the 2388 01:57:48,120 --> 01:57:49,620 Bang Face Hard Crew. 2389 01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:51,480 Who were at the last night 2390 01:57:51,480 --> 01:57:52,140 of the festival. 2391 01:57:52,140 --> 01:57:55,140 Bang Face Hard Crew. 2392 01:57:55,140 --> 01:57:56,220 You're a bang face. 2393 01:57:59,400 --> 01:58:01,420 What are you fooling around here for? 2394 01:58:01,880 --> 01:58:03,000 I'm not fooling around. 2395 01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:04,040 My bag was stolen. 2396 01:58:06,020 --> 01:58:07,600 I guessed right. 2397 01:58:08,580 --> 01:58:09,180 What? 2398 01:58:09,480 --> 01:58:10,800 What kind of monsters 2399 01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:11,760 stole your bag? 2400 01:58:12,760 --> 01:58:13,620 Four guys. 2401 01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:14,920 One of them is a little kid. 2402 01:58:14,920 --> 01:58:16,080 Fucking Boogie Jockets 2403 01:58:16,080 --> 01:58:17,080 is back on the scene. 2404 01:58:17,740 --> 01:58:18,400 A kid? 2405 01:58:21,400 --> 01:58:22,000 Yeah. 2406 01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:23,260 Do you know him? 2407 01:58:23,720 --> 01:58:25,200 I saw Wong at Pigeon Park. 2408 01:58:25,860 --> 01:58:27,500 Improvised explosive device. 2409 01:58:27,620 --> 01:58:28,760 Max Darwin on the table. 2410 01:58:29,080 --> 01:58:29,840 Thanks very much. 2411 01:58:30,560 --> 01:58:31,920 For everyone who's donating, 2412 01:58:32,100 --> 01:58:33,540 this is the fucking stream dream. 2413 01:58:33,680 --> 01:58:34,160 Kieran B. 2414 01:58:34,220 --> 01:58:34,640 Thank you. 2415 01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:37,400 Thanks. 2416 01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:41,700 Never stops to think, 2417 01:58:41,780 --> 01:58:42,200 does he? 2418 01:58:44,660 --> 01:58:46,840 He's doing well. 2419 01:58:47,040 --> 01:58:47,980 He's doing well. 2420 01:58:48,220 --> 01:58:50,060 He's got that bird's number anyway. 2421 01:58:50,780 --> 01:58:52,560 I think it's on. 2422 01:58:52,700 --> 01:58:54,680 I think it seems to be all on. 2423 01:58:55,160 --> 01:58:56,380 T-22 BC. 2424 01:58:56,560 --> 01:58:57,960 Big shout out to the Bang Brothers. 2425 01:58:59,060 --> 01:59:00,320 This is the longest cut scene 2426 01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:02,140 I've ever seen in my life. 2427 01:59:02,480 --> 01:59:03,780 Says Riley McManus. 2428 01:59:04,160 --> 01:59:04,900 But that's because 2429 01:59:04,900 --> 01:59:07,040 I've been pausing and fucking... 2430 01:59:07,040 --> 01:59:07,780 And look at the buildings. 2431 01:59:07,900 --> 01:59:08,740 Is this Hong Kong? 2432 01:59:09,700 --> 01:59:10,460 Red brick. 2433 01:59:10,860 --> 01:59:12,460 Looks like fucking London or something. 2434 01:59:12,460 --> 01:59:16,020 Excuse me. 2435 01:59:16,740 --> 01:59:17,560 Excuse me. 2436 01:59:17,780 --> 01:59:18,820 I have to go. 2437 01:59:21,160 --> 01:59:22,460 This game is already 2438 01:59:22,460 --> 01:59:24,600 1,000% worse than the first one, 2439 01:59:24,660 --> 01:59:25,180 JBV. 2440 01:59:25,520 --> 01:59:26,740 I like those ads. 2441 01:59:26,740 --> 01:59:45,760 Fucking Queen Street, man. 2442 01:59:48,060 --> 01:59:50,480 A map of this area. 2443 01:59:55,200 --> 01:59:56,820 Fucking Aberdeen is looking well, 2444 01:59:56,880 --> 01:59:57,140 isn't it? 2445 01:59:57,140 --> 01:59:57,540 Isn't it? 2446 02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:13,280 Kid's name is Wong. 2447 02:00:13,980 --> 02:00:15,920 Joy saw him at the Pigeon Park map. 2448 02:00:19,760 --> 02:00:21,800 Maybe we can find Pigeon Park 2449 02:00:21,800 --> 02:00:22,600 in the fucking map. 2450 02:00:38,160 --> 02:00:39,960 It's like Lee Carvello's 2451 02:00:39,960 --> 02:00:40,960 putting challenge 2452 02:00:40,960 --> 02:00:42,740 in game format. 2453 02:00:44,640 --> 02:00:45,180 Stay. 2454 02:00:45,620 --> 02:00:46,640 Have some porridge. 2455 02:00:54,640 --> 02:00:55,840 I've already failed 2456 02:00:55,840 --> 02:00:57,040 to get a soda as well. 2457 02:00:57,100 --> 02:00:58,020 I tried to get a soda 2458 02:00:58,020 --> 02:00:58,740 out the machine. 2459 02:00:58,880 --> 02:01:00,500 There was no fucking soda, man. 2460 02:01:01,940 --> 02:01:02,940 Soft drink. 2461 02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:07,880 Yeah. 2462 02:01:09,300 --> 02:01:11,080 Ash the rash smokes hash. 2463 02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:12,300 Thanks very much. 2464 02:01:15,100 --> 02:01:17,080 This is where I've got to get my bag back. 2465 02:01:17,500 --> 02:01:17,860 Right? 2466 02:01:18,820 --> 02:01:19,520 It's three weeks. 2467 02:01:21,400 --> 02:01:23,380 We're looking for a child called Wong. 2468 02:01:23,600 --> 02:01:24,960 Has anybody seen Wong? 2469 02:01:25,560 --> 02:01:28,160 Has anybody seen Wong? 2470 02:01:28,360 --> 02:01:29,760 I mean, he was last seen 2471 02:01:29,760 --> 02:01:31,280 in stealing my fucking bag. 2472 02:01:31,400 --> 02:01:32,540 Has anybody seen John? 2473 02:01:32,740 --> 02:01:33,460 Have you got... 2474 02:01:33,460 --> 02:01:34,700 Has anybody seen John? 2475 02:01:34,760 --> 02:01:35,380 He was in the castle. 2476 02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:36,440 Was he in the belfry 2477 02:01:36,440 --> 02:01:37,520 the last time I was talking to him? 2478 02:01:37,800 --> 02:01:38,400 Where is he? 2479 02:01:38,460 --> 02:01:39,580 Have we sent a search party 2480 02:01:39,580 --> 02:01:40,240 out for John? 2481 02:01:40,380 --> 02:01:41,040 Has anybody seen John? 2482 02:01:41,040 --> 02:01:41,980 He was around the island. 2483 02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:43,320 Has anybody seen John? 2484 02:01:43,320 --> 02:01:43,920 He was in the castle. 2485 02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:44,400 He's gone missing. 2486 02:01:44,940 --> 02:01:46,280 He was in the fucking belfry 2487 02:01:46,280 --> 02:01:47,420 in the castle there the last day. 2488 02:01:47,480 --> 02:01:48,340 John, hello. 2489 02:01:48,340 --> 02:01:49,340 Yeah, nobody's visiting. 2490 02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:50,260 Nobody's seen him since. 2491 02:01:50,360 --> 02:01:51,140 We've got the lighthouse. 2492 02:01:51,580 --> 02:01:53,120 Can we get the light? 2493 02:01:53,380 --> 02:01:55,280 Can we get the lighthouse out for John? 2494 02:01:55,740 --> 02:01:56,680 We need to get the lighthouse. 2495 02:01:56,760 --> 02:01:57,680 Switched on. 2496 02:02:01,760 --> 02:02:06,040 Ah, McScriff, the crime dog. 2497 02:02:07,040 --> 02:02:08,700 That's very much McScriff. 2498 02:02:09,040 --> 02:02:11,940 Maybe this child knows who or where Wong is. 2499 02:02:12,520 --> 02:02:12,820 Hey. 2500 02:02:13,540 --> 02:02:13,820 What? 2501 02:02:15,960 --> 02:02:17,380 Which way to Pigeon Park? 2502 02:02:17,900 --> 02:02:18,940 Over there. 2503 02:02:19,520 --> 02:02:20,620 All right, thanks. 2504 02:02:21,400 --> 02:02:23,520 Right, here we go. Pigeon Park it is, man. 2505 02:02:23,520 --> 02:02:36,480 What the fuck, what's that? 2506 02:02:49,760 --> 02:02:51,420 Has anybody seen Wong? 2507 02:02:52,020 --> 02:02:52,780 What is it, mister? 2508 02:02:53,780 --> 02:02:55,400 Which way is it to Pigeon Park? 2509 02:02:56,320 --> 02:02:56,940 Let's go. 2510 02:02:57,560 --> 02:02:57,900 All right. 2511 02:02:58,080 --> 02:02:58,640 Follow me. 2512 02:02:59,380 --> 02:03:02,420 You can't be fucking following kids around the whole time, like, you know what I mean? 2513 02:03:03,160 --> 02:03:03,780 And that's... 2514 02:03:03,780 --> 02:03:06,360 That's something you can fucking put in there. 2515 02:03:06,520 --> 02:03:08,200 Chalk that one down in your memo pad. 2516 02:03:13,040 --> 02:03:15,120 I'm gonna get robbed again because of this kid. 2517 02:03:17,340 --> 02:03:17,820 Yeah. 2518 02:03:20,820 --> 02:03:22,600 Johnny Tight Lips, thanks very much. 2519 02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:46,460 Ah, it's right. 2520 02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:47,540 Pigeon Park is right. 2521 02:03:47,540 --> 02:03:47,600 Okay. 2522 02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:52,100 So not all the children in China are bad. 2523 02:03:57,840 --> 02:03:59,040 This is Pigeon Park. 2524 02:03:59,360 --> 02:04:00,640 All the tea in China. 2525 02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:04,500 We're here. 2526 02:04:05,560 --> 02:04:06,240 Oh, right. 2527 02:04:06,700 --> 02:04:07,100 Thanks. 2528 02:04:07,900 --> 02:04:08,340 See ya. 2529 02:04:09,340 --> 02:04:11,900 Chris Hansen will be a Pigeon Park waiting for you. 2530 02:04:14,340 --> 02:04:14,960 Take a... 2531 02:04:14,960 --> 02:04:16,940 Take a seat. 2532 02:04:17,820 --> 02:04:19,620 Mr. Chen, will you take a seat? 2533 02:04:24,740 --> 02:04:27,220 Okay, so we have to look for Wong over here. 2534 02:04:27,400 --> 02:04:27,740 Wong. 2535 02:04:29,460 --> 02:04:30,740 When I was in, um... 2536 02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:33,240 Fucking Stateside. 2537 02:04:34,080 --> 02:04:35,880 It was over Stateside there last year. 2538 02:04:36,080 --> 02:04:36,500 Fucking... 2539 02:04:36,500 --> 02:04:38,060 There was a place in Chinatown. 2540 02:04:38,540 --> 02:04:39,740 Called Big Wong. 2541 02:04:40,740 --> 02:04:42,060 And it does good dishes. 2542 02:04:42,200 --> 02:04:42,840 Cheap dishes. 2543 02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:43,440 Damn. 2544 02:04:43,660 --> 02:04:44,320 You should check it out. 2545 02:04:44,460 --> 02:04:46,120 You're going to fucking New York, man. 2546 02:04:46,500 --> 02:04:47,360 Big Wong. 2547 02:04:47,360 --> 02:04:47,360 Big Wong. 2548 02:04:47,800 --> 02:04:48,780 In Chinatown. 2549 02:04:51,720 --> 02:04:53,240 This is the fucker here, man. 2550 02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:54,860 Sorry, I didn't mean... 2551 02:04:54,860 --> 02:04:56,540 Didn't mean that, but I mean... 2552 02:04:56,540 --> 02:04:57,420 He's a bollocks, man. 2553 02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:01,000 Hmm. 2554 02:05:05,260 --> 02:05:05,960 That's him. 2555 02:05:10,060 --> 02:05:11,880 Oh, no! 2556 02:05:11,880 --> 02:05:11,940 Oh, no! 2557 02:05:11,940 --> 02:05:17,120 Wait! 2558 02:05:17,340 --> 02:05:18,460 Give me back my bag! 2559 02:05:18,800 --> 02:05:19,080 What bag? 2560 02:05:19,080 --> 02:05:20,120 Quick time action, is it? 2561 02:05:20,420 --> 02:05:21,400 Quick time event. 2562 02:05:22,260 --> 02:05:23,360 Uh-oh, watch out for the marbles. 2563 02:05:24,700 --> 02:05:25,620 Hey Wong! 2564 02:05:26,460 --> 02:05:27,180 Fuck it. 2565 02:05:28,300 --> 02:05:28,760 I'm sorry. 2566 02:05:29,340 --> 02:05:29,860 It's okay. 2567 02:05:29,960 --> 02:05:30,580 Go after him. 2568 02:05:30,720 --> 02:05:30,860 Yes. 2569 02:05:31,040 --> 02:05:32,000 She slapped my arse. 2570 02:05:32,360 --> 02:05:32,880 Wow! 2571 02:05:33,360 --> 02:05:34,620 What the... 2572 02:05:34,620 --> 02:05:35,780 Jeez! 2573 02:05:36,780 --> 02:05:37,720 What the... 2574 02:05:37,720 --> 02:05:38,060 Whoa! 2575 02:05:39,600 --> 02:05:40,920 It was an arse slap. 2576 02:05:41,740 --> 02:05:42,500 I'll pay for it later. 2577 02:05:43,240 --> 02:05:43,860 Take this! 2578 02:05:46,200 --> 02:05:46,600 Wait! 2579 02:05:50,460 --> 02:05:50,940 Who's that? 2580 02:05:52,140 --> 02:05:52,500 Wait! 2581 02:05:53,220 --> 02:05:53,420 Ha! 2582 02:05:53,640 --> 02:05:53,940 Whoa! 2583 02:06:00,620 --> 02:06:01,140 Eww! 2584 02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:02,440 Uh-oh, watch out. 2585 02:06:04,880 --> 02:06:05,680 Oh, no! 2586 02:06:05,800 --> 02:06:06,900 Slid under the bamboo. 2587 02:06:07,000 --> 02:06:07,260 Wait! 2588 02:06:07,700 --> 02:06:08,600 The big bamboo. 2589 02:06:09,180 --> 02:06:09,520 Hey! 2590 02:06:10,000 --> 02:06:11,120 This place is off limits. 2591 02:06:11,140 --> 02:06:12,140 Ah, fuck. 2592 02:06:12,140 --> 02:06:13,140 Get down! 2593 02:06:13,140 --> 02:06:16,140 Was that little kid with you? 2594 02:06:16,140 --> 02:06:18,140 No, not really. 2595 02:06:18,140 --> 02:06:23,140 That kid, he's busted a hole in the fence again. 2596 02:06:23,140 --> 02:06:26,140 He got away. 2597 02:06:30,140 --> 02:06:34,140 Last sight of Wong. Must find him. 2598 02:06:34,140 --> 02:06:47,140 You can easily get underneath the fucking hole in the fence, man. 2599 02:06:47,140 --> 02:06:51,140 Just crawl under the fucking hole in the fence. 2600 02:06:51,140 --> 02:06:54,140 It's not that hard. 2601 02:06:54,140 --> 02:06:59,140 Intense gameplay, says Average Gatsby. 2602 02:06:59,140 --> 02:07:05,140 Fucking mad gameplay, man. 2603 02:07:05,140 --> 02:07:08,140 Beverly Hills China 210, man. 2604 02:07:08,140 --> 02:07:12,140 Chinese Lanterns. Do you like them? Do you? 2605 02:07:12,140 --> 02:07:15,140 The band, the Chinese Lanterns. 2606 02:07:24,140 --> 02:07:26,140 How the fuck do I... 2607 02:07:26,140 --> 02:07:29,140 Do I have to go back to this Pigeon Park to find Wong again, boy? 2608 02:07:32,140 --> 02:07:33,140 Fucking Wong is in the left. 2609 02:07:33,140 --> 02:07:34,140 Excuse me. 2610 02:07:34,140 --> 02:07:35,140 Huh? 2611 02:07:35,140 --> 02:07:37,140 It's fate, you see. 2612 02:07:37,140 --> 02:07:38,140 Huh? 2613 02:07:38,140 --> 02:07:40,140 We'll play a match someday. 2614 02:07:40,140 --> 02:07:41,140 Weird. 2615 02:07:41,140 --> 02:07:42,140 Look at the fucking hat. 2616 02:07:42,140 --> 02:07:43,140 It says... 2617 02:07:44,140 --> 02:07:47,140 G-beat some light. 2618 02:07:47,140 --> 02:07:50,140 And then on the top it says baseball. 2619 02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:51,140 What do you mean? 2620 02:07:51,140 --> 02:07:53,140 Don't worry about it. 2621 02:07:53,140 --> 02:07:54,140 Well, see you later. 2622 02:07:54,140 --> 02:07:55,140 Well, see you later. 2623 02:08:10,140 --> 02:08:12,140 Wow, looking at Hong Kong at night, man. 2624 02:08:14,140 --> 02:08:15,140 Look at those graphics. 2625 02:08:15,140 --> 02:08:22,140 2001, what year did Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty come out? 2626 02:08:22,140 --> 02:08:24,140 Was that 2001 as well? 2627 02:08:24,140 --> 02:08:28,140 That had much better graphics. 2628 02:08:28,140 --> 02:08:32,140 And then again, Dreamcast was an inferior machine compared to the PS2. 2629 02:08:32,140 --> 02:08:33,140 I imagine. 2630 02:08:33,140 --> 02:08:34,140 Excuse me. 2631 02:08:34,140 --> 02:08:35,140 What is it? 2632 02:08:35,140 --> 02:08:36,140 Have you seen a boy named Wong? 2633 02:08:36,140 --> 02:08:37,140 I never heard that name. 2634 02:08:37,140 --> 02:08:38,140 He was wearing green clothes. 2635 02:08:38,140 --> 02:08:39,140 I haven't seen anything. 2636 02:08:39,140 --> 02:08:40,140 Chinese John Cena. 2637 02:08:40,140 --> 02:08:47,880 I never heard that name. He was wearing green clothes. I haven't seen anything. 2638 02:08:51,200 --> 02:08:52,720 Chinese John Cena. 2639 02:08:59,800 --> 02:09:05,780 Hey, come take a look. Have you seen a kid named Wong? Wong? 2640 02:09:07,960 --> 02:09:20,300 He's wearing green clothes. Oh, that kid, huh? He was right around here. Yeah. Brain schluck. How did you get on in Hong Kong? Brain schluck. 2641 02:09:20,300 --> 02:09:35,600 The place you might go besides this park. Check somewhere with lots of people like that cafe over there or the lai lai eatery. A place with a lot of people? Don't you get it? He's after customers' wallets. I understand. Thank you. 2642 02:09:35,780 --> 02:09:47,180 Where's Wong? It's like the Chinese, where's Wally? Lai lai eatery by the cafe. Where the fuck's that? 2643 02:09:47,180 --> 02:09:49,940 Excuse me. About a kid named Wong. 2644 02:09:50,720 --> 02:09:54,740 Did you try somewhere around the lai lai? Thanks very much for that. That's a nice little amount. 2645 02:09:56,200 --> 02:09:58,140 What's Wong? Thanks very much. Thank you. 2646 02:10:00,200 --> 02:10:04,360 You're a great... You've greatly enhanced your reputation and you're a great... 2647 02:10:05,000 --> 02:10:06,700 Donator. What's Wong? 2648 02:10:07,700 --> 02:10:15,560 Are you gonna do any live shows again? I saw you in the grand social. You should do them again. I... I... I... fucking... maybe I will. I need to make more videos. Hey. 2649 02:10:16,040 --> 02:10:32,840 You can't be going around doing fucking shows and not making fucking decent stuff. Uh... for everyone's consumption beforehand. You know, you need to have... you need to put the work in. And the work starts... yesterday or two days ago. And I started... I'm making videos again. There's gonna be a new video. I'll probably put it out tomorrow. 2650 02:10:33,640 --> 02:10:37,740 If not tomorrow. Day after. No. Tomorrow. Bank holiday. Something to fucking pick everyone up. Maybe. 2651 02:10:38,180 --> 02:10:38,680 Heh. Maybe. 2652 02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:41,060 But it's cut. It's done. 2653 02:10:41,660 --> 02:10:43,120 It's fucking Fontaine 2. 2654 02:10:44,160 --> 02:10:45,940 Fontaine. The sequel to Fontaine. 2655 02:10:46,940 --> 02:10:49,400 Um... And the... the manifesto is thus. 2656 02:10:50,040 --> 02:10:51,120 Make videos... 2657 02:10:52,500 --> 02:10:54,120 That are fucking good. And then hopefully... 2658 02:10:54,920 --> 02:10:58,120 Then you can fucking go and do this, uh... live crack. Because... 2659 02:11:00,420 --> 02:11:01,460 That's where it's at, man. 2660 02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:05,340 I didn't fucking claw my way to the... to the top. 2661 02:11:06,400 --> 02:11:09,340 I didn't claw my way to the fucking mainframe galaxy. 2662 02:11:10,640 --> 02:11:13,260 By just hanging around and fucking playing Shenmue. 2663 02:11:14,320 --> 02:11:16,220 The real graft is in the video. 2664 02:11:16,420 --> 02:11:18,940 So I appreciate your donation and everybody watching. 2665 02:11:19,060 --> 02:11:21,040 I appreciate your fucking support and viewership. 2666 02:11:21,300 --> 02:11:24,720 And... you've greatly enhanced your reputations and... uh... 2667 02:11:24,720 --> 02:11:25,540 All that stuff. 2668 02:11:25,580 --> 02:11:26,660 Thanks very much for that. 2669 02:11:26,800 --> 02:11:27,880 That's a nice little amount. 2670 02:11:27,880 --> 02:11:28,480 I got it. 2671 02:11:28,480 --> 02:11:28,520 I got it. 2672 02:11:28,520 --> 02:11:29,020 I got it. 2673 02:11:31,240 --> 02:11:41,240 Gav from Effin, have you seen Wong? I'm after fucking Wong man. He's a little kid who robbed my fucking wallet. 2674 02:11:50,240 --> 02:11:59,240 Hey pickled onions, I thought Gav from Effin was Wong, but you're fucking white. Right, with that, 2001 was the Chinese year of the snake. 2675 02:12:00,240 --> 02:12:04,240 Fucking weird man. Is that true or is that bullshit? Are you just saying that for the stream? 2676 02:12:05,240 --> 02:12:08,240 I'm gonna go on the internet and find out. 2677 02:12:17,240 --> 02:12:21,240 Let's have a look. This thing is fucking too. 2678 02:12:24,240 --> 02:12:27,240 I need to fit that now to the fucking screen. 2679 02:12:29,240 --> 02:12:33,240 *Sings* 2680 02:12:37,240 --> 02:12:38,240 *Sings* 2681 02:12:46,240 --> 02:12:56,240 Year of the snake is the sixth in the 12 year cycle. Years of the snake include 17, 29, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 99, 2001 man. 2682 02:12:57,240 --> 02:13:01,240 So if the prophecy is true, if... 2683 02:13:01,240 --> 02:13:05,240 Pickled onions, if what you say is true... 2684 02:13:06,240 --> 02:13:08,240 *Sings* 2685 02:13:08,240 --> 02:13:19,860 2001 was the childies year of the snake. That's when Shenmue II came out. I'm playing Shenmue II and I'm the fucking snake man. Shit just got fucking weird head. 2686 02:13:29,100 --> 02:13:55,120 Gav from Effin you're a sweet sweet sweet sweet Gav from Effin. I hope you're getting along very well on this St. Patrick's night. We go inside the pigeon cafe for a bit of coffee and tea. Sliding Doors the movie. Rom-com. Romulus and Remus. Fucking Aqua who sang Barbie Girl. They did a song for it I think. It was shite. 2687 02:13:55,120 --> 02:14:22,820 Excuse me. Hi. Have you seen a kid wearing green clothes? Could it be that kid won? 2688 02:14:23,820 --> 02:14:36,320 2025 is the next year of the fucking snake then we'll have to go over and do a live show over in fucking Beijing or fucking Shenzhen. By 2025 I suppose the Chinese will rule all the earth. 2689 02:14:38,520 --> 02:14:39,660 Do you know him? 2690 02:14:40,620 --> 02:14:41,980 No one came around here. 2691 02:14:42,780 --> 02:14:43,220 I see. 2692 02:14:47,060 --> 02:14:48,620 Do you have any ideas? 2693 02:14:49,580 --> 02:14:50,060 Sorry. 2694 02:14:51,180 --> 02:14:52,260 If I didn't have to. 2695 02:14:52,400 --> 02:14:52,680 Well. 2696 02:14:53,720 --> 02:14:54,120 Is it just. 2697 02:14:54,180 --> 02:14:54,580 It seems. 2698 02:14:55,100 --> 02:14:56,080 That the music. 2699 02:14:56,460 --> 02:14:57,680 Is louder than the fucking. 2700 02:14:58,420 --> 02:14:59,220 Voice acting. 2701 02:15:10,020 --> 02:15:11,640 Can anybody in the chat. 2702 02:15:11,640 --> 02:15:12,300 Confirm. 2703 02:15:12,300 --> 02:15:13,300 That the music. 2704 02:15:13,500 --> 02:15:14,980 Is louder than the voice acting. 2705 02:15:24,720 --> 02:15:25,780 That's done nothing. 2706 02:15:26,820 --> 02:15:28,120 That's done fucking nothing. 2707 02:15:28,760 --> 02:15:30,060 Can you think of anything else? 2708 02:15:31,060 --> 02:15:32,520 Why don't you ask Jang Nu. 2709 02:15:32,760 --> 02:15:33,380 At Swing. 2710 02:15:34,340 --> 02:15:37,720 Her place is really popular with those troublemaker types. 2711 02:15:38,800 --> 02:15:39,580 Do you see it? 2712 02:15:40,360 --> 02:15:41,840 It's two stores down. 2713 02:15:42,580 --> 02:15:43,220 I'll head there. 2714 02:15:54,340 --> 02:15:55,260 Big time. 2715 02:15:55,420 --> 02:15:55,580 Okay. 2716 02:15:55,680 --> 02:15:55,860 Yeah. 2717 02:15:59,400 --> 02:16:00,280 Excuse me. 2718 02:16:01,060 --> 02:16:01,500 Huh? 2719 02:16:02,840 --> 02:16:04,560 Have you seen a boy named Wong? 2720 02:16:05,040 --> 02:16:06,580 I never heard that name. 2721 02:16:11,140 --> 02:16:14,700 Looking for a boy named Wong crack is fucking rubbish man. 2722 02:16:15,240 --> 02:16:17,600 So far we've landed in China this morning. 2723 02:16:17,840 --> 02:16:19,020 Had the bag robbed. 2724 02:16:19,680 --> 02:16:21,500 Now I'm looking around for a child. 2725 02:16:21,500 --> 02:16:27,020 He was wearing green clothes. 2726 02:16:27,440 --> 02:16:27,840 Nah. 2727 02:16:30,160 --> 02:16:31,900 I can't get out of the fucking door. 2728 02:16:31,980 --> 02:16:32,700 He won't let me out. 2729 02:16:33,480 --> 02:16:35,860 Let me out of this tea room for fuck's sake man. 2730 02:16:45,680 --> 02:16:46,720 Oh my god. 2731 02:16:50,440 --> 02:16:52,480 Where the fuck is the Lai Lai Eatery? 2732 02:16:53,660 --> 02:16:55,100 Lai Lai Eatery. 2733 02:16:55,340 --> 02:16:56,340 Lai Lai Eatery. 2734 02:16:56,420 --> 02:16:56,820 Where is that? 2735 02:17:03,320 --> 02:17:04,060 Chai Lai. 2736 02:17:04,200 --> 02:17:04,800 Chai Lati. 2737 02:17:05,600 --> 02:17:06,340 Pigeon Cafe. 2738 02:17:11,060 --> 02:17:11,680 What's this? 2739 02:17:11,780 --> 02:17:12,220 Lai Lai. 2740 02:17:12,320 --> 02:17:12,780 Here we go. 2741 02:17:15,020 --> 02:17:16,320 Wong time baby. 2742 02:17:16,920 --> 02:17:18,520 In the Wong time. 2743 02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:25,240 Mutt Man's not here at the moment. 2744 02:17:25,400 --> 02:17:25,880 JVV. 2745 02:17:26,280 --> 02:17:27,340 Now where's my bag? 2746 02:17:28,400 --> 02:17:29,260 Get lost. 2747 02:17:30,920 --> 02:17:31,400 You. 2748 02:17:33,180 --> 02:17:36,320 I'm getting fucking anxiety over this Wong book. 2749 02:17:40,660 --> 02:17:41,180 Yes. 2750 02:17:41,340 --> 02:17:42,560 Bit of fucking bat on it. 2751 02:17:43,280 --> 02:17:43,980 Bit of Shenmue. 2752 02:17:43,980 --> 02:17:45,100 This is... 2753 02:17:45,100 --> 02:17:48,060 Yes. 2754 02:17:49,020 --> 02:17:50,400 Fucking double roundhouse. 2755 02:17:50,560 --> 02:17:51,140 Flip kick. 2756 02:17:51,320 --> 02:17:52,180 Spin twirl. 2757 02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:53,500 Bish. 2758 02:17:54,260 --> 02:17:54,740 Bash. 2759 02:17:55,340 --> 02:17:55,920 Bosh. 2760 02:17:56,520 --> 02:17:58,680 I'm gonna fucking kick you right in your cabbage. 2761 02:17:58,820 --> 02:17:59,620 Someone's got a shiv. 2762 02:17:59,660 --> 02:18:00,420 He's got a knife. 2763 02:18:00,780 --> 02:18:02,140 He's got a fucking knife man. 2764 02:18:03,100 --> 02:18:05,100 Somebody's gonna slash me man. 2765 02:18:06,560 --> 02:18:07,760 He's got a fucking shiv. 2766 02:18:07,920 --> 02:18:08,800 He's got a fucking knife man. 2767 02:18:08,800 --> 02:18:08,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2768 02:18:08,920 --> 02:18:09,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2769 02:18:09,920 --> 02:18:09,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2770 02:18:09,920 --> 02:18:10,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2771 02:18:10,920 --> 02:18:11,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2772 02:18:11,920 --> 02:18:12,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2773 02:18:12,920 --> 02:18:13,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2774 02:18:13,920 --> 02:18:13,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2775 02:18:13,920 --> 02:18:14,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2776 02:18:14,920 --> 02:18:15,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2777 02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:15,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2778 02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:16,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2779 02:18:16,920 --> 02:18:17,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2780 02:18:17,920 --> 02:18:18,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2781 02:18:18,920 --> 02:18:19,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2782 02:18:19,920 --> 02:18:20,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2783 02:18:20,920 --> 02:18:21,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2784 02:18:21,920 --> 02:18:22,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2785 02:18:22,920 --> 02:18:23,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2786 02:18:23,920 --> 02:18:24,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2787 02:18:24,920 --> 02:18:25,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2788 02:18:25,920 --> 02:18:26,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2789 02:18:26,920 --> 02:18:27,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2790 02:18:27,920 --> 02:18:28,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2791 02:18:28,920 --> 02:18:29,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2792 02:18:29,920 --> 02:18:30,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2793 02:18:30,920 --> 02:18:31,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2794 02:18:31,920 --> 02:18:32,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2795 02:18:32,920 --> 02:18:33,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2796 02:18:33,920 --> 02:18:34,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2797 02:18:34,920 --> 02:18:35,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2798 02:18:35,920 --> 02:18:36,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2799 02:18:36,920 --> 02:18:37,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2800 02:18:37,920 --> 02:18:38,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2801 02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:39,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2802 02:18:39,920 --> 02:18:40,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2803 02:18:40,920 --> 02:18:41,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2804 02:18:41,920 --> 02:18:42,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2805 02:18:42,920 --> 02:18:43,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2806 02:18:43,920 --> 02:18:44,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2807 02:18:44,920 --> 02:18:45,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2808 02:18:45,920 --> 02:18:46,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2809 02:18:46,920 --> 02:18:47,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2810 02:18:47,920 --> 02:18:48,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2811 02:18:48,920 --> 02:18:49,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2812 02:18:49,920 --> 02:18:50,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2813 02:18:50,920 --> 02:18:51,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2814 02:18:51,920 --> 02:18:52,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2815 02:18:52,920 --> 02:18:53,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2816 02:18:53,920 --> 02:18:54,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2817 02:18:54,920 --> 02:18:55,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2818 02:18:55,920 --> 02:18:56,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2819 02:18:56,920 --> 02:18:57,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2820 02:18:57,920 --> 02:18:58,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2821 02:18:58,920 --> 02:18:59,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2822 02:18:59,920 --> 02:19:00,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2823 02:19:00,920 --> 02:19:01,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2824 02:19:01,920 --> 02:19:02,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2825 02:19:02,920 --> 02:19:03,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2826 02:19:03,920 --> 02:19:04,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2827 02:19:04,920 --> 02:19:05,920 He's got a fucking knife man. 2828 02:19:05,920 --> 02:19:22,920 Slash me. 2829 02:19:22,920 --> 02:19:28,920 I wonder did they have a Paddy's Day parade in Hong Kong. 2830 02:19:28,920 --> 02:19:34,920 He took the shiv to the chest like a champ. 2831 02:19:34,920 --> 02:19:37,680 Pat it's past your bedtime Pat 2832 02:19:57,120 --> 02:19:59,000 Damn the money's gone 2833 02:20:02,360 --> 02:20:05,660 Take me to them child tracker 2019 2834 02:20:05,660 --> 02:20:06,620 What? 2835 02:20:07,060 --> 02:20:09,580 Really? They spent it all just like that! 2836 02:20:10,540 --> 02:20:14,060 I'm sorry! I'll do anything if you'll forgive me! 2837 02:20:15,100 --> 02:20:16,960 Well then... 2838 02:20:16,960 --> 02:20:17,300 Yeah? 2839 02:20:19,600 --> 02:20:21,120 I want to go here 2840 02:20:21,120 --> 02:20:26,640 I'm not too familiar with Lan Zai 2841 02:20:26,640 --> 02:20:30,800 Ask up the come over guest house in the green market quarter! 2842 02:20:32,140 --> 02:20:34,420 Green market quarter, come over guest house 2843 02:20:34,420 --> 02:20:41,380 The guy there knows a lot! He can tell you I'm sure! I'll draw a map! Do you have a pen? 2844 02:20:44,260 --> 02:20:45,220 Write it down here 2845 02:20:45,220 --> 02:20:48,720 Turn here and... 2846 02:20:48,720 --> 02:20:52,640 Here you go! I think it's clear enough! 2847 02:20:53,300 --> 02:20:53,720 Okay 2848 02:20:53,720 --> 02:20:56,960 Lan Zai is on the other side of King's Road! 2849 02:20:57,200 --> 02:20:58,720 Lan Zai is after you! 2850 02:20:58,720 --> 02:21:00,720 *Sings* 2851 02:21:04,920 --> 02:21:08,120 Wong! I got a document called Wong in the bag! 2852 02:21:08,120 --> 02:21:08,920 *Sings* 2853 02:21:08,920 --> 02:21:10,660 Wong in the bag is worth two in the bush! 2854 02:21:10,660 --> 02:21:11,460 *Sings* Come over to the guest house! *Sings* 2855 02:21:11,460 --> 02:21:13,460 Come over to the guest house! 2856 02:21:13,460 --> 02:21:13,960 *Sings* 2857 02:21:13,960 --> 02:21:16,680 From Aberdeen you cross the bridge over to Wang Zai! 2858 02:21:16,680 --> 02:21:17,680 *Sings* 2859 02:21:17,680 --> 02:21:25,240 so the story is picking a piece the story is developing at peace 2860 02:21:41,060 --> 02:21:42,840 Kings Road Aberdeen 2861 02:21:45,540 --> 02:22:09,400 over come over guest house come over guest house yeah Shane Comiskey how are you thanks very much for that you old snake in the grass you old Shane in the grass Wang Uggers cheese 2862 02:22:13,400 --> 02:22:41,400 it really is a captivating storyline it's it's really picking up pace it's multi-layered it's got a David Lynch was the script supervisor yet again although it's less Lynchian so far the the actions the activity in the direction the photography the principal photography was was late it was legit firelighters and 2863 02:22:42,260 --> 02:23:04,020 uh David Lynch's input was less on the second Shenmue than the first I don't think Lynch was into it apparently Shane Lynch from boyzone and was working with David Lynch on a new boy band and the boy band is called shove it up your fucking hole zone 2864 02:23:04,020 --> 02:23:19,740 one's eye is ahead of your great stuff look at the car is the cars the cars the vans the trucks they're not stopping for anyone they're fucking fast check it out man look at that 2865 02:23:19,740 --> 02:23:27,780 wow insane insanity 2866 02:23:27,780 --> 02:23:54,780 yeah the rumor is as well the chain Lynch is gonna be over guest house is just streaming Shenmue 2 2867 02:23:54,780 --> 02:24:08,060 because he's seen this he's seen how big it is how popular it is and he's like 340 viewers fucking hell man I'm gonna have a slice of that action so that's that's gonna be my competition 2868 02:24:08,060 --> 02:24:15,900 Louis Walsh is gonna be doing a fucking livestream as well tomorrow. 2869 02:24:22,740 --> 02:24:23,840 A map? 2870 02:24:25,420 --> 02:24:28,100 Why can't he just fucking take a picture of the map? 2871 02:24:35,340 --> 02:24:38,620 Come over guest house is around the corner. 2872 02:24:40,480 --> 02:24:43,960 Already it's a lot bigger than the first game. 2873 02:24:44,660 --> 02:24:45,680 You can tell that already. 2874 02:24:46,940 --> 02:24:47,300 Yeah. 2875 02:24:51,300 --> 02:24:52,960 Gajo and Dara. 2876 02:24:53,500 --> 02:24:54,400 Gajo and Dara. 2877 02:24:55,720 --> 02:24:56,280 Gajo. 2878 02:24:57,340 --> 02:24:58,480 Buy a few sweets with that. 2879 02:24:58,740 --> 02:24:59,520 Thanks very much. 2880 02:24:59,960 --> 02:25:01,460 Yourself and Shane Comiskey. 2881 02:25:02,620 --> 02:25:18,700 You could be here all day. 2882 02:25:18,940 --> 02:25:20,980 In Hong Kong you could be there all day man. 2883 02:25:21,020 --> 02:25:22,440 Just fucking talking to anyone like. 2884 02:25:27,240 --> 02:25:28,660 You could just be fucking. 2885 02:25:29,980 --> 02:25:33,020 You could be standing around talking shite. 2886 02:25:33,120 --> 02:25:38,340 The thing about Hong Kong is you could be standing around talking shite to any old fucking dodgeballer. 2887 02:25:38,500 --> 02:25:38,900 Like you know. 2888 02:25:39,800 --> 02:25:41,560 Hey this one on the bike is a fucking. 2889 02:25:41,800 --> 02:25:42,640 She's a fine thing. 2890 02:25:44,900 --> 02:25:46,580 If you're into polygons. 2891 02:25:49,580 --> 02:25:50,680 You still looking? 2892 02:25:51,900 --> 02:25:52,760 Not you again. 2893 02:25:54,720 --> 02:25:55,640 Not you again. 2894 02:25:56,320 --> 02:25:57,400 You got your bag back. 2895 02:25:58,000 --> 02:25:58,300 Hey. 2896 02:26:00,800 --> 02:26:01,900 You know karate right? 2897 02:26:03,040 --> 02:26:03,560 Karate. 2898 02:26:03,560 --> 02:26:04,760 It's none of your business. 2899 02:26:05,240 --> 02:26:06,460 Do you have a room for the night? 2900 02:26:08,860 --> 02:26:09,240 Again. 2901 02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:10,280 It's none of your business. 2902 02:26:10,700 --> 02:26:12,400 The place at the harbor is closed now. 2903 02:26:13,400 --> 02:26:21,520 She's from Claire. 2904 02:26:21,700 --> 02:26:22,780 Says Mary O'Doherty. 2905 02:26:22,960 --> 02:26:23,640 They don't camp out. 2906 02:26:24,460 --> 02:26:25,440 You shouldn't. 2907 02:26:25,760 --> 02:26:27,160 This place isn't like Japan. 2908 02:26:28,060 --> 02:26:29,760 You'll get attacked while you sleep. 2909 02:26:30,920 --> 02:26:31,940 Oh brother. 2910 02:26:32,680 --> 02:26:33,980 There's no polygons in that. 2911 02:26:34,100 --> 02:26:34,320 Is it? 2912 02:26:34,500 --> 02:26:35,040 What is it? 2913 02:26:35,260 --> 02:26:36,200 Is it a sprite? 2914 02:26:36,440 --> 02:26:37,820 Or is it a rhomboid? 2915 02:26:38,400 --> 02:26:39,980 I'll show you a place to stay. 2916 02:26:41,360 --> 02:26:43,060 The come over guest house is near here. 2917 02:26:44,240 --> 02:26:45,280 The come over guest house? 2918 02:26:45,620 --> 02:26:46,660 Wong told me about it. 2919 02:26:47,060 --> 02:26:48,820 If you mention my name you'll get a discount. 2920 02:26:50,200 --> 02:26:51,240 Take this street. 2921 02:26:52,440 --> 02:26:52,820 Alright. 2922 02:26:53,180 --> 02:26:54,520 Or I can show you the way. 2923 02:26:55,620 --> 02:26:56,620 Hey wait! 2924 02:26:56,620 --> 02:26:56,880 Wait! 2925 02:27:06,080 --> 02:27:07,700 Have you heard the fucking music? 2926 02:27:07,700 --> 02:27:09,700 Who um... 2927 02:27:09,700 --> 02:27:11,800 Is that a real tune from a real band? 2928 02:27:11,940 --> 02:27:12,100 Is it? 2929 02:27:12,180 --> 02:27:13,320 Or is it tailor made? 2930 02:27:13,480 --> 02:27:16,080 Was it a bespoke track for the game? 2931 02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:18,720 I'm a no-baboo! 2932 02:27:19,060 --> 02:27:20,180 I'm a no-baboo! 2933 02:27:20,480 --> 02:27:22,160 I'm a no-baboo! 2934 02:27:22,160 --> 02:27:22,240 I'm a no-baboo! 2935 02:27:34,920 --> 02:27:37,300 Is it the same street layout as the last game? 2936 02:27:37,420 --> 02:27:38,420 Someone said it looks like it. 2937 02:27:42,020 --> 02:27:42,800 Alan says, 2938 02:27:42,940 --> 02:27:44,520 Her hair is class. 2939 02:27:49,740 --> 02:27:50,460 Pub punt. 2940 02:27:50,860 --> 02:27:52,340 Is this what Hong Kong is like? 2941 02:27:52,380 --> 02:27:54,120 Is this an accurate depiction of Hong Kong? 2942 02:27:54,620 --> 02:27:55,360 Is she neon? 2943 02:27:59,980 --> 02:28:00,820 Here we are. 2944 02:28:00,820 --> 02:28:00,820 Here we are. 2945 02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:03,900 We've made it to the come over guest house. 2946 02:28:04,360 --> 02:28:05,520 You should come over and see. 2947 02:28:06,000 --> 02:28:06,860 See what we're at. 2948 02:28:06,960 --> 02:28:07,600 Is it a hostel? 2949 02:28:08,500 --> 02:28:10,740 Will we meet some annoying people in here? 2950 02:28:11,400 --> 02:28:15,200 We have to fucking chat shit to annoying people. 2951 02:28:15,860 --> 02:28:16,760 Backpackers and the like. 2952 02:28:17,100 --> 02:28:19,280 Finding themselves on their first gap year. 2953 02:28:19,540 --> 02:28:27,800 What are you waiting for? 2954 02:28:28,040 --> 02:28:28,760 Go in. 2955 02:28:30,640 --> 02:28:31,200 What? 2956 02:28:31,700 --> 02:28:32,740 You don't trust me? 2957 02:28:34,640 --> 02:28:35,760 I want to stay. 2958 02:28:36,100 --> 02:28:37,100 But I lost all my money. 2959 02:28:39,140 --> 02:28:40,160 Oh, boy. 2960 02:28:40,800 --> 02:28:42,660 Just walk in and stay for the night. 2961 02:28:44,340 --> 02:28:46,360 I'll take you to this place in the morning. 2962 02:28:46,640 --> 02:28:47,700 Be ready by eight. 2963 02:28:48,980 --> 02:28:49,480 Take it? 2964 02:28:50,400 --> 02:28:50,860 Where? 2965 02:28:52,020 --> 02:28:53,600 A place to earn some money. 2966 02:28:55,060 --> 02:28:55,980 You'll need it. 2967 02:28:58,200 --> 02:28:59,320 It's eight in the morning. 2968 02:28:59,700 --> 02:29:00,440 Don't forget. 2969 02:29:07,360 --> 02:29:08,100 Eight o'clock. 2970 02:29:09,560 --> 02:29:12,560 She's rocking the Asian Spice Girl attire. 2971 02:29:13,120 --> 02:29:14,520 The Bukkaki hostel it is. 2972 02:29:15,060 --> 02:29:16,020 Full of crusties. 2973 02:29:18,440 --> 02:29:20,400 She's the tight grip of the throttle. 2974 02:29:21,560 --> 02:29:24,880 There's some really fucking town lad comments. 2975 02:29:25,380 --> 02:29:26,720 Thick and fast coming in. 2976 02:29:27,880 --> 02:29:30,200 She's a fucking tight grip of the throttle anyway. 2977 02:29:31,340 --> 02:29:34,320 Some real lovely shit innuendos coming. 2978 02:29:34,540 --> 02:29:35,260 Thick and fast. 2979 02:29:35,540 --> 02:29:36,180 I love them. 2980 02:29:43,180 --> 02:29:45,580 Nice bit of side polygon there, hey. 2981 02:29:51,100 --> 02:29:53,120 It's like the summer I spent in Tremor. 2982 02:29:53,480 --> 02:29:53,920 Guns. 2983 02:29:54,320 --> 02:29:54,720 Ogs. 2984 02:29:54,820 --> 02:29:55,220 Rice. 2985 02:29:56,420 --> 02:29:58,680 Random rock band just following her around. 2986 02:29:59,060 --> 02:29:59,360 Sean. 2987 02:29:59,960 --> 02:30:01,580 I'm as puzzled as you man. 2988 02:30:02,080 --> 02:30:03,340 Where was that coming from? 2989 02:30:03,340 --> 02:30:04,920 Like there was no radio on the fucking. 2990 02:30:05,120 --> 02:30:06,360 There's no speaker on the bike. 2991 02:30:08,280 --> 02:30:08,800 Good. 2992 02:30:10,800 --> 02:30:11,940 I can't wait. 2993 02:30:11,940 --> 02:30:11,960 I can't wait. 2994 02:30:12,360 --> 02:30:15,480 I can't wait for the first sight of fucking forklift work. 2995 02:30:16,020 --> 02:30:18,160 I'm going to be in that forklift driving that fucking thing. 2996 02:30:18,260 --> 02:30:19,000 Raising the forks. 2997 02:30:19,340 --> 02:30:20,020 Lifting boxes. 2998 02:30:20,260 --> 02:30:21,080 Putting them in sheds. 2999 02:30:21,580 --> 02:30:22,160 Taking them out. 3000 02:30:22,260 --> 02:30:23,100 Putting them in warehouses. 3001 02:30:24,020 --> 02:30:24,820 Can't wait. 3002 02:30:25,560 --> 02:30:26,580 Cannot wait. 3003 02:30:26,740 --> 02:30:28,240 The game is picking up pace. 3004 02:30:28,900 --> 02:30:30,400 It's really picking up pace. 3005 02:30:33,180 --> 02:30:33,700 Hello? 3006 02:30:34,460 --> 02:30:36,040 Definitely a bye. 3007 02:30:38,440 --> 02:30:39,820 I said hello? 3008 02:30:41,740 --> 02:30:43,240 You need something? 3009 02:30:44,700 --> 02:30:46,740 This is a hotel, isn't it? 3010 02:30:48,480 --> 02:30:49,880 So it seems. 3011 02:30:52,380 --> 02:30:53,440 I want a room. 3012 02:30:54,880 --> 02:30:56,020 No vacancy. 3013 02:30:56,600 --> 02:30:57,320 More gel, please. 3014 02:30:58,760 --> 02:30:59,720 Joy told me to come. 3015 02:31:02,040 --> 02:31:03,620 Did you see Joy? 3016 02:31:04,360 --> 02:31:04,880 Yes. 3017 02:31:05,420 --> 02:31:06,640 Joy told me about this hotel. 3018 02:31:08,380 --> 02:31:08,900 Heck. 3019 02:31:09,520 --> 02:31:10,120 All right. 3020 02:31:11,440 --> 02:31:12,820 It's really unhelpful. 3021 02:31:13,140 --> 02:31:14,000 Like, he's going to. 3022 02:31:14,080 --> 02:31:19,920 I'm going to give him a fucking shit review on booking.com or TripAdvisor or whatever it is. 3023 02:31:19,920 --> 02:31:22,680 He's going to get a 4.2 for service. 3024 02:31:28,320 --> 02:31:30,320 Going to give him a 3 for friendliness. 3025 02:31:31,100 --> 02:31:32,680 A 2 for no Wi-Fi. 3026 02:31:32,780 --> 02:31:35,100 Because Wi-Fi hadn't been invented in 2001. 3027 02:31:36,280 --> 02:31:39,180 And a fucking 1 for smileyness. 3028 02:31:39,700 --> 02:31:40,000 Yeah. 3029 02:31:40,120 --> 02:31:41,000 You heard that right. 3030 02:31:41,400 --> 02:31:44,760 There's a brand new thing. 3031 02:31:44,920 --> 02:31:45,500 A brand new. 3032 02:31:46,320 --> 02:31:47,380 What would you call it? 3033 02:31:47,380 --> 02:31:51,760 Section. 3034 02:31:52,460 --> 02:31:53,780 On the review panel. 3035 02:31:54,340 --> 02:31:55,660 It's called smileyness. 3036 02:31:56,200 --> 02:31:57,360 He wasn't given any smiles. 3037 02:31:57,360 --> 02:31:58,200 Go upstairs. 3038 02:31:58,760 --> 02:32:00,680 Just tells me to go upstairs like. 3039 02:32:01,800 --> 02:32:02,700 Fuck him, man. 3040 02:32:02,980 --> 02:32:03,860 It's cheap, I suppose. 3041 02:32:04,000 --> 02:32:04,680 Cheap and cheerful. 3042 02:32:05,060 --> 02:32:08,280 Although, sadly lacking in the cheerful department. 3043 02:32:13,780 --> 02:32:14,500 203. 3044 02:32:14,860 --> 02:32:15,800 What key do I have? 3045 02:32:15,940 --> 02:32:16,980 203. 3046 02:32:17,080 --> 02:32:17,600 Okay, here we go. 3047 02:32:19,240 --> 02:32:19,940 It's here. 3048 02:32:19,940 --> 02:32:19,940 It's here. 3049 02:32:19,940 --> 02:32:47,180 Spiders. 3050 02:32:47,180 --> 02:32:49,180 Spiders. 3051 02:32:49,180 --> 02:32:57,060 We might sleep anyway and have a few dreams. 3052 02:32:57,060 --> 02:33:25,820 You know who that is don't you? 3053 02:33:25,820 --> 02:33:54,580 It's sad as well isn't it because the last game he goes home to sleep and his Owl Lady's like get home by 11 and all that stuff. Now he's just on his own. 3054 02:33:54,580 --> 02:34:08,580 He's out in the big bad world is in Hong Kong and he's got no love. He's got no one to give him a sack of money every time he leaves the house. He's just got a real unfriendly guest housekeeper. 3055 02:34:08,580 --> 02:34:25,820 Save. Save in that schlatt. Green market quarter yeah. How the fuck do I get out of here man? I've seen this somewhere or is it my imagination? 3056 02:34:26,340 --> 02:34:27,220 Harar on. 3057 02:34:38,500 --> 02:34:42,020 Okay it's proving difficult now to get out of the fucking bedroom. 3058 02:34:44,260 --> 02:34:45,060 What is this? 3059 02:34:47,300 --> 02:34:48,980 I wonder what's on this flyer. 3060 02:34:57,300 --> 02:35:00,780 A pawn shop. Green markets pawn shop. 3061 02:35:04,500 --> 02:35:06,900 Why is there a flyer for a pawn shop here? 3062 02:35:08,020 --> 02:35:13,620 You tell me man. We'll find out. I'm sure we'll find out if we just move out the fucking house and we'll have a look. 3063 02:35:16,420 --> 02:35:18,220 A flyer for a convenience store. 3064 02:35:18,300 --> 02:35:19,540 Yeah yeah yeah it is nearby. 3065 02:35:19,540 --> 02:35:20,180 I wonder if it's nearby. 3066 02:35:20,180 --> 02:35:22,500 Yeah it will be sure. What else is it gonna be like? 3067 02:35:23,700 --> 02:35:29,220 Hey look it's got fucking Sonic on it. Picture of Sonic the Hedgehog when he gets invincible. 3068 02:35:31,700 --> 02:35:32,500 Sonic you. 3069 02:35:38,260 --> 02:35:40,660 Wait can we fucking get out of here man. I'm sick of this place. 3070 02:35:40,660 --> 02:35:43,060 Uh the action the action button has changed. 3071 02:35:44,420 --> 02:35:48,980 In the last game that's why I couldn't leave. It's exciting it's picking up pace everybody. 3072 02:35:48,980 --> 02:35:49,860 twists and turns. 3073 02:35:55,540 --> 02:35:56,500 Are you going out? 3074 02:35:57,460 --> 02:35:58,500 Yeah. Lots it to you. 3075 02:35:58,500 --> 02:36:00,500 Okay then pay before you leave. 3076 02:36:01,380 --> 02:36:03,060 It's 38 dollars a night. 3077 02:36:08,100 --> 02:36:10,420 Sorry not now. I can't pay it. 3078 02:36:11,220 --> 02:36:12,740 What? No money? 3079 02:36:15,060 --> 02:36:16,420 Well pretty much. 3080 02:36:17,220 --> 02:36:19,780 Well I guess I can just put it on your account. 3081 02:36:23,380 --> 02:36:23,780 Sorry. 3082 02:36:23,780 --> 02:36:28,500 If you have time to wander around then go earn yourself some cash. 3083 02:36:29,540 --> 02:36:36,340 There are jobs. There's gambling. There are even pawn shops. Here in Hong Kong. 3084 02:36:36,340 --> 02:36:40,980 I'm not. Okay. I understand. I should make some money. 3085 02:36:42,900 --> 02:36:49,460 Uh Rao needs money to continue his journey from here. Press Y. To have a conversation regarding money. 3086 02:36:49,460 --> 02:36:55,460 Listen to the information regarding ways to get money. Such as pawn shops, part time jobs and gambling. 3087 02:36:55,460 --> 02:37:06,580 I'll go out to the fucking bird on the bike. The bird on the bike. She might have some. 3088 02:37:07,860 --> 02:37:09,780 All right. The rock music is playing again. 3089 02:37:18,740 --> 02:37:28,180 Jesus. Unreal. Unreal man. What? You speak in Chinese hey? Let's get moving and get you to work. 3090 02:37:34,020 --> 02:37:46,580 Hang on. Okay. 3091 02:37:46,580 --> 02:38:02,260 Oh Joy. Good morning. 3092 02:38:05,300 --> 02:38:09,700 Is the boss here yet? Yes. He's in the back. Go on ahead. 3093 02:38:13,060 --> 02:38:14,180 I see any onion. 3094 02:38:14,180 --> 02:38:43,180 *Squeak* 3095 02:38:43,180 --> 02:38:50,580 Jim Chavez says nothing special girls like that are ten a penny in Hong Kong redheads everywhere 3096 02:38:52,180 --> 02:39:10,180 I don't mind. He looks like he's got guts. That's what he'll need here, right? True. Okay, go over to the guy with the beard. Thank you. Thanks. Anytime, Joy. See you. 3097 02:39:12,180 --> 02:39:19,180 *Squeak* 3098 02:39:19,180 --> 02:39:22,180 *Squeak* 3099 02:39:22,180 --> 02:39:24,180 *Squeak* 3100 02:39:24,180 --> 02:39:30,560 This is gonna be fucking class is this great day great day at work first day labor in is this? 3101 02:39:31,200 --> 02:39:33,000 Hi, I'm Dior 3102 02:39:33,000 --> 02:39:39,480 He still got his fucking leather jacket and jeans on shirt. He wears the same clothes all the time. They stink 3103 02:39:39,720 --> 02:39:41,720 We never have to go to the laundrette 3104 02:39:42,480 --> 02:39:44,480 Let's get started then 3105 02:39:45,120 --> 02:39:47,120 Move as I tell you to 3106 02:39:48,060 --> 02:39:49,340 Sure 3107 02:39:49,340 --> 02:39:51,620 Okay, we're going to carry it over there 3108 02:39:52,380 --> 02:39:54,380 It's heavy don't drop it 3109 02:40:02,040 --> 02:40:04,040 Wow 3110 02:40:04,040 --> 02:40:07,160 Otherwise keep pushing forward sure 3111 02:40:12,000 --> 02:40:14,780 Seminal right seminal gaming 3112 02:40:14,780 --> 02:40:16,780 Right 3113 02:40:16,780 --> 02:40:18,780 Yeah 3114 02:40:18,780 --> 02:40:20,780 Yeah 3115 02:40:20,780 --> 02:40:22,780 Left 3116 02:40:22,780 --> 02:40:24,440 Which way are you pushing? 3117 02:40:24,440 --> 02:40:36,100 He's no regard for health and safety he's wearing fucking sandals you drop that box and crushes toes he needs a pair of steel toe cap sandals 3118 02:40:36,100 --> 02:40:38,100 Do you have them do you know where to buy them? 3119 02:40:38,100 --> 02:40:38,100 forward 3120 02:40:38,100 --> 02:40:40,100 Here 3121 02:40:40,100 --> 02:40:42,100 Here 3122 02:40:42,100 --> 02:40:44,100 Yeah 3123 02:40:44,100 --> 02:40:50,100 Yeah, you can see why this didn't do as well as Grand Theft Auto now in fairness 3124 02:40:50,100 --> 02:40:51,100 Right? 3125 02:40:51,100 --> 02:40:53,100 Fuck 3126 02:40:53,100 --> 02:40:55,100 What are you doing? 3127 02:40:55,100 --> 02:40:56,100 What are you doing? 3128 02:40:56,100 --> 02:40:58,100 This didn't take off faster than GTA 3129 02:40:58,100 --> 02:41:00,100 You won't get paid if you keep doing this! Wake up! 3130 02:41:00,100 --> 02:41:04,100 I'm not gonna get paid. If I fuck this up I'm not gonna get paid. Here! 3131 02:41:04,100 --> 02:41:29,100 Where's his personal protective equipment? Where's his high vids? Sure! Oh hell man! 3132 02:41:29,760 --> 02:41:34,760 This one really captures the depression of having to work emm 3133 02:41:35,760 --> 02:41:39,760 In a job that you don't want to work. Do you know? 3134 02:41:39,760 --> 02:41:46,760 First day on the job and there's a man there with with a face with that weird eyes and he's just fucking telling you to do this do that and you're like 3135 02:41:46,760 --> 02:41:52,760 How did it get to this man? I need to fucking work out a new way of doing things cause this is shit 3136 02:41:54,760 --> 02:41:58,760 And that's why Grand Theft Auto will probably bet it in the charts at the time 3137 02:41:58,760 --> 02:42:00,880 Left 3138 02:42:00,880 --> 02:42:02,420 Left 3139 02:42:02,420 --> 02:42:10,580 Left 3140 02:42:10,580 --> 02:42:15,460 Right 3141 02:42:15,460 --> 02:42:16,860 Right 3142 02:42:16,860 --> 02:42:21,360 Left 3143 02:42:21,360 --> 02:42:26,560 Right 3144 02:42:26,560 --> 02:42:32,760 Right 3145 02:42:32,760 --> 02:42:34,240 Right 3146 02:42:34,240 --> 02:42:37,820 We're putting it down 3147 02:42:37,820 --> 02:42:41,200 Here 3148 02:42:41,200 --> 02:42:44,780 We're looking pretty good 3149 02:42:44,780 --> 02:42:47,400 He smells like a roll-up 3150 02:42:47,400 --> 02:42:49,020 Sure 3151 02:42:49,020 --> 02:42:51,320 Fuckin' hell, there's another one 3152 02:42:51,320 --> 02:42:53,780 Sure 3153 02:42:53,780 --> 02:42:55,740 Here 3154 02:42:55,740 --> 02:42:57,280 Right 3155 02:42:57,280 --> 02:42:58,680 Right 3156 02:42:58,680 --> 02:43:05,060 Left 3157 02:43:05,060 --> 02:43:08,180 Right 3158 02:43:08,180 --> 02:43:11,020 Left 3159 02:43:11,020 --> 02:43:12,720 Left 3160 02:43:12,720 --> 02:43:17,060 Left 3161 02:43:17,060 --> 02:43:20,340 Right 3162 02:43:20,340 --> 02:43:22,980 Left 3163 02:43:22,980 --> 02:43:23,240 Left 3164 02:43:23,240 --> 02:43:23,980 Left 3165 02:43:23,980 --> 02:43:26,980 Right 3166 02:43:26,980 --> 02:43:29,880 Right 3167 02:43:29,880 --> 02:43:31,260 Right 3168 02:43:31,260 --> 02:43:33,560 Fuck 3169 02:43:33,560 --> 02:43:35,680 What are you doing? 3170 02:43:35,860 --> 02:43:37,240 Sure it landed on the fucking thing 3171 02:43:37,240 --> 02:43:38,240 Landed on 3172 02:43:38,240 --> 02:43:38,680 Here 3173 02:43:38,680 --> 02:43:43,400 We're putting it down 3174 02:43:43,400 --> 02:43:53,260 Okay next 3175 02:43:53,260 --> 02:43:54,620 Sure 3176 02:43:54,620 --> 02:43:57,720 Next we'll carry this one 3177 02:43:57,720 --> 02:43:58,640 Sorry one sec there 3178 02:43:58,640 --> 02:43:59,380 We have to 3179 02:43:59,380 --> 02:44:00,720 A word from our sponsors 3180 02:44:00,720 --> 02:44:01,640 Cause this is fucking 3181 02:44:01,640 --> 02:44:02,080 I need 3182 02:44:02,080 --> 02:44:02,880 This is terrible 3183 02:44:02,880 --> 02:44:05,380 When I slither home 3184 02:44:05,380 --> 02:44:07,060 After a hard day out in the fields 3185 02:44:07,060 --> 02:44:12,720 There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them 3186 02:44:12,720 --> 02:44:14,740 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did 3187 02:44:14,740 --> 02:44:16,600 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going 3188 02:44:16,600 --> 02:44:18,480 I do a few rolls on the ground 3189 02:44:18,480 --> 02:44:20,680 And a few reptilious repetitions 3190 02:44:20,680 --> 02:44:22,440 Just to get the blood flowing 3191 02:44:22,440 --> 02:44:24,820 Once those flames are licking high 3192 02:44:24,820 --> 02:44:26,920 It's time to shtick your coal in it 3193 02:44:26,920 --> 02:44:32,660 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft 3194 02:44:32,660 --> 02:44:37,080 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames 3195 02:44:37,080 --> 02:44:41,580 This message was brought to you by firelighters 3196 02:44:41,580 --> 02:44:48,320 Here 3197 02:44:48,320 --> 02:44:50,740 Right 3198 02:44:50,740 --> 02:44:52,120 Right 3199 02:44:52,120 --> 02:44:56,160 Right 3200 02:44:56,160 --> 02:44:58,080 Right 3201 02:44:58,080 --> 02:44:59,640 Left 3202 02:44:59,640 --> 02:45:02,320 Left 3203 02:45:02,320 --> 02:45:04,000 Right 3204 02:45:04,000 --> 02:45:06,320 Left 3205 02:45:06,320 --> 02:45:07,920 Left 3206 02:45:07,920 --> 02:45:10,620 Right, right 3207 02:45:10,620 --> 02:45:33,300 left left left right right we're putting it down here what's in the boxes do you know what i mean 3208 02:45:33,300 --> 02:45:40,560 what what where are we what how did this happen like i woke up in the hostel and the girl on a 3209 02:45:40,560 --> 02:45:48,640 motorbike wearing nothing but a bra brought me to this man and now i'm moving boxes for this man 3210 02:45:48,640 --> 02:46:04,120 i fucking don't know man yeah deborah how thanks very much deborah i hope you're keeping well and 3211 02:46:04,120 --> 02:46:09,700 welcome to the galaxy welcome to the mainframe i'm sorry about the level of entertainment here the 3212 02:46:09,700 --> 02:46:16,020 this game has taken a turn for the worst uh i'm hoping it's gonna pick up soon with some shit 3213 02:46:16,020 --> 02:46:22,880 hot quick action gameplay maybe a fight maybe i'm gonna fucking you know fly a plane 3214 02:46:22,880 --> 02:46:32,500 um just anything but not carrying boxes the i'm i'm a bit worried now because behind my character i can 3215 02:46:32,500 --> 02:46:38,500 see there's six more there are three more boxes so i mean this is this is gonna be fucking tough 3216 02:46:38,500 --> 02:46:50,620 we're looking pretty good okay next sure next we'll carry this one there's more there's more of them 3217 02:46:50,620 --> 02:47:10,700 there's a lot more here right right right yeah yeah yeah left left left left left right yeah right left left right 3218 02:47:10,700 --> 02:47:17,020 wouldn't you just fucking go straight wouldn't you just go straight 3219 02:47:17,020 --> 02:47:19,020 wouldn't you just go straight 3220 02:47:19,020 --> 02:47:27,340 you just go straight right right right right right right right right right right right right 3221 02:47:27,340 --> 02:47:29,340 we're putting it down here 3222 02:47:29,340 --> 02:47:33,340 yeah here 3223 02:47:33,340 --> 02:48:02,940 I think we're getting along fine. Okay, next. Sure. Yeah. This one gib soul sure. I'm so sorry that you've had to watch this, but thanks very much for fucking doing it. Right. Sorry. Yeah. Oh, my clothes. He. All right. That's it for today. 3224 02:48:02,940 --> 02:48:31,980 Everyone can go home. The arms on him, man. Yes, sir. Good work. Must be tired. Here's what you earned. It's great, so I'll pay you $60. Thanks. Come and help us again. Sure. Straight down the pub. Sure. I'll look for the South Command quarter. 3225 02:48:31,980 --> 02:48:39,420 Fucking hell, man. Go to Yan Tin Apartments in the South Carmine. Where the fuck is South Carmine? 3226 02:48:42,760 --> 02:48:53,220 We might as well ask this fella here. Oh, it's him. It's my work buddy, actually. Maybe he could give me some advice to what to do. 3227 02:48:53,740 --> 02:48:54,420 What's up? 3228 02:48:56,220 --> 02:49:00,760 I want to go to the South Carmine quarter. Which way is it to Wan Zai? 3229 02:49:01,540 --> 02:49:04,700 It's across King's Road. Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. It's far. 3230 02:49:05,120 --> 02:49:23,100 John Stones. Thanks very much. You should play Bully. I played it there in 2008 or 2009 on the Wii when it came out on the Wii. Yeah, I had a Wii. And it was all right. Yeah. I might play it again. I don't know. Are they making Bully too? Are they? 3231 02:49:23,100 --> 02:49:27,480 I'm here. Why don't you ask when you reach the park? Thank you very much. 3232 02:49:33,480 --> 02:49:36,020 He said to go down this way. Let's have a look. 3233 02:49:37,200 --> 02:49:38,740 Your man, that fella's face. 3234 02:49:39,480 --> 02:49:41,120 He had a great five o'clock shadow. 3235 02:49:49,020 --> 02:49:51,480 John Francis. You just gotta fucking stick it out, man. 3236 02:49:52,560 --> 02:49:58,980 You see, Francis, I'll be honest. I was here for all the Shenmue 1, but I don't know if I can do it all over again. 3237 02:49:59,440 --> 02:50:00,940 Well, listen, man. 3238 02:50:01,600 --> 02:50:05,540 If you don't think that you've got the strength to carry on, then don't. 3239 02:50:05,900 --> 02:50:07,180 I'm gonna do this for you. 3240 02:50:07,720 --> 02:50:09,840 I'm just gonna do this because I feel it's my duty. 3241 02:50:11,200 --> 02:50:12,520 You know, a lot of money went into this. 3242 02:50:13,240 --> 02:50:15,160 It's a cultural artifact at the time. 3243 02:50:17,160 --> 02:50:18,080 Why not play it? 3244 02:50:18,320 --> 02:50:20,640 The other thing is, it's painful. 3245 02:50:21,060 --> 02:50:26,540 And I think that doing things that are painful and you overcome them and you're a greater person for it. 3246 02:50:26,600 --> 02:50:27,840 This is tough, man. 3247 02:50:29,060 --> 02:50:30,260 I'm gonna fucking do it, man. 3248 02:50:31,100 --> 02:50:33,900 So, whether you want to streak around or not, fair enough, you know. 3249 02:50:33,900 --> 02:50:48,460 You do. 3250 02:50:48,540 --> 02:50:50,020 You gotta be in it to win it, John. 3251 02:50:51,280 --> 02:50:52,800 It's a marathon, not a sprint. 3252 02:50:56,280 --> 02:50:57,400 South Caramane. 3253 02:50:58,220 --> 02:51:00,800 All we need is a map and I'm fucking... 3254 02:51:00,800 --> 02:51:02,060 I'm on the road. 3255 02:51:02,520 --> 02:51:03,580 I'll be flying it. 3256 02:51:03,960 --> 02:51:05,160 I see this map now. 3257 02:51:05,200 --> 02:51:06,260 I'll know exactly where I'm going. 3258 02:51:09,560 --> 02:51:11,020 A map of this area. 3259 02:51:19,020 --> 02:51:23,640 Okay, that doesn't give me any indication of where South Caramane is at all. 3260 02:51:30,980 --> 02:51:33,080 There's a cable tie on the sunglasses, mate. 3261 02:51:33,220 --> 02:51:34,620 I know I can't get it off, man. 3262 02:51:35,220 --> 02:51:36,040 I can't get it off. 3263 02:51:38,420 --> 02:51:41,700 I got them at the seaside and I'm fucking... 3264 02:51:41,700 --> 02:51:43,920 I'm stuck for a pair of scissors at the moment now. 3265 02:51:46,820 --> 02:51:47,680 Look at this lead. 3266 02:51:57,260 --> 02:51:58,580 Thanks, John Francis. 3267 02:52:06,080 --> 02:52:07,460 This is fucking great, man. 3268 02:52:07,960 --> 02:52:09,640 You can just follow people around. 3269 02:52:10,640 --> 02:52:12,920 It's dodgy when you're following the kids around, though. 3270 02:52:33,260 --> 02:52:35,240 Nice top on your man there in the right. 3271 02:52:35,940 --> 02:52:37,500 The Chinese have great style. 3272 02:52:37,500 --> 02:52:37,900 Great style. 3273 02:52:37,900 --> 02:52:40,740 They have great style. 3274 02:52:54,180 --> 02:52:54,580 Great style. 3275 02:53:03,180 --> 02:53:04,820 Mixing the purple with the green light. 3276 02:53:05,440 --> 02:53:06,580 Fucking great style. 3277 02:53:08,280 --> 02:53:09,480 And look at the walk on him. 3278 02:53:09,620 --> 02:53:10,660 That's a great walk. 3279 02:53:11,940 --> 02:53:14,000 It's a real catwalk kind of stuff. 3280 02:53:15,680 --> 02:53:17,460 That's real Karl Lagerfeld. 3281 02:53:21,980 --> 02:53:23,040 Check this out, man. 3282 02:53:23,200 --> 02:53:24,860 Fucking two mile an hour, man. 3283 02:53:25,980 --> 02:53:27,320 He's rocking the green light. 3284 02:53:27,320 --> 02:53:28,580 He's rocking the green blazer for St. Patrick's Day. 3285 02:53:28,580 --> 02:53:28,580 He's rocking the green blazer for St. Patrick's Day. 3286 02:53:28,580 --> 02:53:30,920 And he's got the purple suit on for the onion. 3287 02:53:33,920 --> 02:53:35,960 It's St. Onion's Day tomorrow. 3288 02:53:36,700 --> 02:53:37,460 The purple onion. 3289 02:53:41,460 --> 02:53:44,760 It's funny how in China they don't have any saints. 3290 02:53:45,840 --> 02:53:46,940 Fucking like... 3291 02:53:46,940 --> 02:53:50,220 Saints such and such or this and that. 3292 02:53:51,220 --> 02:53:52,060 They have... 3293 02:53:52,060 --> 02:53:52,620 They have... 3294 02:53:52,620 --> 02:53:54,160 Snake. 3295 02:53:54,460 --> 02:53:55,980 Year of the Snake and Year of the Pig. 3296 02:53:56,320 --> 02:53:57,420 Year of the Owl. 3297 02:53:58,660 --> 02:53:59,880 Year of the Owl Lad. 3298 02:54:00,080 --> 02:54:00,740 At the moment. 3299 02:54:02,120 --> 02:54:03,240 Year of the Owl Book. 3300 02:54:04,840 --> 02:54:05,840 Year of the Kid. 3301 02:54:07,120 --> 02:54:09,500 That fucking Wong Lad that we saw earlier on. 3302 02:54:09,560 --> 02:54:10,200 That was his year. 3303 02:54:10,300 --> 02:54:11,000 Year of the Kid. 3304 02:54:12,180 --> 02:54:13,580 Chinese Year of the Child. 3305 02:54:14,320 --> 02:54:15,480 Chinese Year of the Bat. 3306 02:54:16,660 --> 02:54:18,080 Chinese Year of the Backpack. 3307 02:54:19,340 --> 02:54:21,900 Next year is the Chinese Year of... 3308 02:54:21,900 --> 02:54:23,360 The Clock. 3309 02:54:25,580 --> 02:54:26,500 They're moving on. 3310 02:54:26,560 --> 02:54:27,360 They've actually changed. 3311 02:54:27,440 --> 02:54:30,820 Because of the Shenzhen and the way technology has transformed China now. 3312 02:54:30,900 --> 02:54:33,000 They're the manufacturing hub of the world. 3313 02:54:33,700 --> 02:54:35,340 They're actually changing the new year. 3314 02:54:35,500 --> 02:54:36,160 Oh, he doesn't know where. 3315 02:54:36,500 --> 02:54:37,500 He was going down the wrong... 3316 02:54:38,500 --> 02:54:39,020 This... 3317 02:54:39,020 --> 02:54:40,520 He's an old man, man. 3318 02:54:40,560 --> 02:54:42,200 I don't think he knows what he's fucking doing. 3319 02:54:45,180 --> 02:54:46,580 Year of the Chocolate Bar. 3320 02:54:47,680 --> 02:54:48,740 Year of the Chai... 3321 02:54:48,740 --> 02:54:49,960 Year of the Dairy Milk. 3322 02:54:51,020 --> 02:54:52,080 Thanks for the tip. 3323 02:54:52,320 --> 02:54:53,540 I'll buy a pint for that. 3324 02:54:56,960 --> 02:54:57,620 We're here. 3325 02:54:59,200 --> 02:54:59,860 We're not. 3326 02:55:00,180 --> 02:55:01,420 I thought that was the cutscene. 3327 02:55:02,040 --> 02:55:03,860 I thought there was going to be a cutscene there. 3328 02:55:03,940 --> 02:55:06,200 We're actually just moving on to a next zone. 3329 02:55:06,200 --> 02:55:07,720 Where we have to keep following this fella. 3330 02:55:14,960 --> 02:55:17,480 Chinese Year of the Flying Drone. 3331 02:55:18,320 --> 02:55:19,680 Says Scott Fenner. 3332 02:55:24,320 --> 02:55:26,180 Chinese Year of the Cataracts. 3333 02:55:26,680 --> 02:55:29,360 Can anybody beat the Cataracts? 3334 02:55:41,360 --> 02:55:42,660 Chinese Year of the Crack. 3335 02:55:44,680 --> 02:55:46,180 Chinese Year of the Calendar. 3336 02:55:46,560 --> 02:55:47,260 Max Darwin. 3337 02:55:49,260 --> 02:55:50,200 Year of the Cog. 3338 02:55:50,640 --> 02:55:53,020 Which is the crossbreed between the cat and the dog. 3339 02:55:56,020 --> 02:55:58,420 Chinese Year of the Very Long Walk. 3340 02:56:02,860 --> 02:56:04,860 Chinese Year of the Child Factory. 3341 02:56:05,920 --> 02:56:07,920 Chinese Year of the Trade War. 3342 02:56:08,920 --> 02:56:09,760 John Beresford. 3343 02:56:09,760 --> 02:56:10,760 I'm thinking... 3344 02:56:10,760 --> 02:56:11,760 I'm thinking still... 3345 02:56:11,760 --> 02:56:14,120 Chinese Year of the Crack. 3346 02:56:14,380 --> 02:56:16,760 And Chinese Year of the... 3347 02:56:16,760 --> 02:56:19,360 Flying Drone. 3348 02:56:19,740 --> 02:56:20,960 Is my favourite yet. 3349 02:56:28,180 --> 02:56:30,520 Chinese Year of the Adult Nappies. 3350 02:56:41,520 --> 02:56:42,120 Chinese Year of the Deer. 3351 02:56:43,060 --> 02:56:48,440 Chinese Year of Stateside. 3352 02:56:48,960 --> 02:56:50,620 Chinese Year of Dementia. 3353 02:56:50,980 --> 02:56:53,540 Chinese Year of Surveillance State. 3354 02:56:53,540 --> 02:57:05,360 Chinese Year of the Day. 3355 02:57:05,360 --> 02:57:06,860 Chinese Year of copyright infringement. 3356 02:57:10,000 --> 02:57:11,120 Is this lad... 3357 02:57:11,120 --> 02:57:12,060 Fuck me, man. 3358 02:57:12,120 --> 02:57:12,680 Is he... 3359 02:57:12,680 --> 02:57:13,940 Is he gonna... 3360 02:57:13,940 --> 02:57:16,120 Imagine I get robbed at the end of this now. 3361 02:57:16,620 --> 02:57:18,380 Or if I get here right to the end 3362 02:57:18,380 --> 02:57:20,120 and the power goes in the fucking room 3363 02:57:20,120 --> 02:57:21,340 and my computer dies 3364 02:57:21,340 --> 02:57:22,300 and I haven't saved the game. 3365 02:57:22,360 --> 02:57:24,280 I have to do this Chinese Year of the Walk again. 3366 02:57:30,620 --> 02:57:32,800 Chinese Year of the Spice Bag. 3367 02:57:37,000 --> 02:57:38,360 Chinese Year of the Takeaways. 3368 02:57:38,500 --> 02:57:40,180 Chinese Year of the Banshee Bites. 3369 02:57:40,640 --> 02:57:42,020 Chinese Year of... 3370 02:57:42,020 --> 02:57:42,740 Two for One. 3371 02:57:43,940 --> 02:57:45,900 Chinese Year of the Spyware. 3372 02:57:46,260 --> 02:57:47,400 That's in the top three. 3373 02:57:51,180 --> 02:57:53,800 Chinese Year of the Oppressive Communist Regime. 3374 02:57:55,880 --> 02:57:56,680 Max Darwin. 3375 02:57:56,860 --> 02:57:57,940 We've had that already. 3376 02:57:58,100 --> 02:57:59,340 Unless that's a resubmission 3377 02:57:59,340 --> 02:58:01,200 of the Chinese Year of the Long Walk. 3378 02:58:01,260 --> 02:58:02,600 I think that's the winner at the moment. 3379 02:58:03,300 --> 02:58:04,960 Chinese Year of Ant and Deck. 3380 02:58:05,180 --> 02:58:05,820 A real... 3381 02:58:05,820 --> 02:58:08,200 left of field entry there. 3382 02:58:09,260 --> 02:58:09,820 From... 3383 02:58:09,820 --> 02:58:11,060 Sweet JJ. 3384 02:58:12,440 --> 02:58:17,980 Chinese Year of the Waft. 3385 02:58:23,360 --> 02:58:25,180 Year of the Erectile Dysfunction. 3386 02:58:27,080 --> 02:58:28,580 The Big Bang Boys. 3387 02:58:29,020 --> 02:58:30,140 That's... 3388 02:58:30,140 --> 02:58:32,160 in joke if you've seen the last stream. 3389 02:58:32,260 --> 02:58:33,560 We were watching the... 3390 02:58:33,560 --> 02:58:34,760 the K-pop... 3391 02:58:34,760 --> 02:58:36,760 band... 3392 02:58:36,760 --> 02:58:37,480 called... 3393 02:58:37,480 --> 02:58:38,400 The Bang Boys. 3394 02:58:41,400 --> 02:58:42,120 Fuck me, man. 3395 02:58:42,180 --> 02:58:43,920 Imagine this guy has lost his mind 3396 02:58:43,920 --> 02:58:44,820 and he's just... 3397 02:58:44,820 --> 02:58:45,820 this is the whole game. 3398 02:58:52,500 --> 02:58:53,520 Fuckin' hell, man. 3399 02:58:58,580 --> 02:59:00,800 Chinese Year of the Road Traffic Accident. 3400 02:59:02,620 --> 02:59:03,780 Chinese Year of the Viper. 3401 02:59:06,200 --> 02:59:06,880 Code... 3402 02:59:06,880 --> 02:59:09,080 Use code hash for 20% discount. 3403 02:59:09,260 --> 02:59:10,400 Chinese Year of the Sim Card. 3404 02:59:11,020 --> 02:59:12,720 Of the OIP on a Staircase. 3405 02:59:13,680 --> 02:59:14,600 The Young Sheldon. 3406 02:59:15,680 --> 02:59:17,100 Chinese Year of the Japanese. 3407 02:59:17,580 --> 02:59:18,780 is a very good entry. 3408 02:59:20,320 --> 02:59:20,920 By... 3409 02:59:20,920 --> 02:59:21,240 Will... 3410 02:59:21,240 --> 02:59:22,000 Willie... 3411 02:59:22,000 --> 02:59:22,340 Harold. 3412 02:59:22,340 --> 02:59:23,360 This is the place. 3413 02:59:24,460 --> 02:59:25,660 Chinese Year of the Muslim. 3414 02:59:25,820 --> 02:59:26,460 Bailey Fada. 3415 02:59:26,560 --> 02:59:27,620 Don't mention it. 3416 02:59:27,720 --> 02:59:28,040 We're done. 3417 02:59:28,120 --> 02:59:28,460 We're done. 3418 02:59:29,820 --> 02:59:31,240 I have to say... 3419 02:59:31,240 --> 02:59:32,980 The Chinese Year of the Long Walk 3420 02:59:32,980 --> 02:59:35,020 had it from the moment I saw it. 3421 02:59:35,100 --> 02:59:36,120 Nobody could top that. 3422 02:59:39,660 --> 02:59:41,300 They're still coming in thick and fast. 3423 02:59:41,400 --> 02:59:42,960 The Chinese Year of Clinical Depression. 3424 02:59:43,140 --> 02:59:43,740 Boom Boom Boys. 3425 02:59:43,880 --> 02:59:44,440 Hair Loss. 3426 02:59:44,540 --> 02:59:45,500 4G Wi-Fi. 3427 02:59:46,880 --> 02:59:47,460 In Seoul. 3428 02:59:47,460 --> 02:59:48,600 Arch Supports. 3429 02:59:49,400 --> 02:59:50,140 The Meander. 3430 02:59:50,720 --> 02:59:51,340 Paccox. 3431 02:59:51,580 --> 02:59:52,460 Slowest Game Ever. 3432 02:59:52,540 --> 02:59:53,120 Baby Cow. 3433 02:59:54,080 --> 02:59:54,600 Mercedes. 3434 02:59:55,800 --> 02:59:57,140 And Lower Back Pain. 3435 03:00:07,560 --> 03:00:08,380 Has he gone? 3436 03:00:08,500 --> 03:00:09,260 Did he go... 3437 03:00:09,260 --> 03:00:10,100 Did he go up there again? 3438 03:00:10,240 --> 03:00:11,560 I just want to see where he's gone. 3439 03:00:11,560 --> 03:00:26,280 I'm mad. 3440 03:00:26,280 --> 03:00:40,220 South Carman. 3441 03:00:40,220 --> 03:00:42,000 So I go down that road and turn right. 3442 03:00:42,440 --> 03:00:43,940 Go down this road and turn right. 3443 03:00:45,400 --> 03:00:46,820 Go down this road and turn right. 3444 03:00:47,220 --> 03:00:48,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3445 03:00:48,220 --> 03:00:48,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3446 03:00:48,220 --> 03:00:49,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3447 03:00:49,220 --> 03:00:50,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3448 03:00:50,220 --> 03:00:51,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3449 03:00:51,220 --> 03:00:52,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3450 03:00:52,220 --> 03:00:53,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3451 03:00:53,220 --> 03:00:54,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3452 03:00:54,220 --> 03:00:55,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3453 03:00:55,220 --> 03:00:56,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3454 03:00:56,220 --> 03:00:57,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3455 03:00:57,220 --> 03:00:58,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3456 03:00:58,220 --> 03:00:59,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3457 03:00:59,220 --> 03:01:00,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3458 03:01:00,220 --> 03:01:01,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3459 03:01:01,220 --> 03:01:02,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3460 03:01:02,220 --> 03:01:03,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3461 03:01:03,220 --> 03:01:04,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3462 03:01:04,220 --> 03:01:05,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3463 03:01:05,220 --> 03:01:06,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3464 03:01:06,220 --> 03:01:07,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3465 03:01:07,220 --> 03:01:08,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3466 03:01:08,220 --> 03:01:09,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3467 03:01:09,220 --> 03:01:10,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3468 03:01:10,220 --> 03:01:11,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3469 03:01:11,220 --> 03:01:12,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3470 03:01:12,220 --> 03:01:13,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3471 03:01:13,220 --> 03:01:14,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3472 03:01:14,220 --> 03:01:15,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3473 03:01:15,220 --> 03:01:16,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3474 03:01:16,220 --> 03:01:17,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3475 03:01:17,220 --> 03:01:18,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3476 03:01:18,220 --> 03:01:19,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3477 03:01:19,220 --> 03:01:20,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3478 03:01:20,220 --> 03:01:21,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3479 03:01:21,220 --> 03:01:22,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3480 03:01:22,220 --> 03:01:23,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3481 03:01:23,220 --> 03:01:24,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3482 03:01:24,220 --> 03:01:25,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3483 03:01:25,220 --> 03:01:26,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3484 03:01:26,220 --> 03:01:27,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3485 03:01:27,220 --> 03:01:28,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3486 03:01:28,220 --> 03:01:29,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3487 03:01:29,220 --> 03:01:30,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3488 03:01:30,220 --> 03:01:31,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3489 03:01:31,220 --> 03:01:32,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3490 03:01:32,220 --> 03:01:33,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3491 03:01:33,220 --> 03:01:34,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3492 03:01:34,220 --> 03:01:35,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3493 03:01:35,220 --> 03:01:36,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3494 03:01:36,220 --> 03:01:37,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3495 03:01:37,220 --> 03:01:38,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3496 03:01:38,220 --> 03:01:39,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3497 03:01:39,220 --> 03:01:40,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3498 03:01:40,220 --> 03:01:41,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3499 03:01:41,220 --> 03:01:42,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3500 03:01:42,220 --> 03:01:43,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3501 03:01:43,220 --> 03:01:44,220 Go down this road and turn right. 3502 03:01:44,220 --> 03:01:45,220 Go down this road and 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turn right. 3532 03:02:14,220 --> 03:02:40,120 Here we go boys! South Carmen Quarter! Yeah, yeah! Lotus Park. I think you can do Tai Chi 3533 03:02:40,120 --> 03:03:09,520 in the game. Ah! What did I- I knew there'd be someone doing fucking Tai Chi. I knew it! There was actually a bit of Tai Chi in Grand Theft Auto 3. Which came out in 2002... was it? Was it post 9/11? Before 9/11? 2001? Maybe 2000? I remember Donald Love, the media magnet, doing a bit of Tai Chi on top of the fucking Sky Tower. 3534 03:03:09,520 --> 03:03:22,060 yeah nice blocky shoes 3535 03:03:22,060 --> 03:03:30,460 thanks for the tip i'll buy a pint with that serbian fella thank you very much a few words 3536 03:03:30,460 --> 03:03:34,880 of encouragement for my countrymen tirelessly protesting against the oppressive feudalistic 3537 03:03:34,880 --> 03:03:42,020 regime thanks very much serbian fella you've always been a kind-hearted and generous soul 3538 03:03:42,020 --> 03:03:48,840 and supported the stream since when it was fucking back in its in its fucking young days like you know 3539 03:03:48,840 --> 03:03:59,980 fucking black call of duty blackout all that shit peace out man we're here are you talking to me 3540 03:04:00,240 --> 03:04:07,380 way back when three months ago you are familiar with the martial arts 3541 03:04:07,380 --> 03:04:14,520 traditional chinese accent a little you seem to belong to the shaolin school 3542 03:04:14,520 --> 03:04:21,660 wow 3543 03:04:21,660 --> 03:04:23,800 okay let me guess 3544 03:04:23,800 --> 03:04:28,800 square tolls himself 3545 03:04:28,800 --> 03:04:31,800 your movements imply hawk style 3546 03:04:31,800 --> 03:04:34,800 no a bit of crane as well 3547 03:04:34,800 --> 03:04:38,800 no crane style 3548 03:04:38,800 --> 03:04:40,800 wait i 3549 03:04:40,800 --> 03:04:47,940 what 3550 03:04:47,940 --> 03:04:50,940 how do i spar against tai chi 3551 03:04:50,940 --> 03:04:55,940 don't worry come and strike 3552 03:04:55,940 --> 03:05:05,080 jf has got a mighty mighty chinese europe in the fucking chat there check it out man 3553 03:05:05,080 --> 03:05:07,080 hopefully it's not true 3554 03:05:07,080 --> 03:05:09,080 hopefully it's not true 3555 03:05:09,080 --> 03:05:15,080 face like a prune 3556 03:05:15,080 --> 03:05:17,220 that was close 3557 03:05:17,220 --> 03:05:21,220 surprise 3558 03:05:21,220 --> 03:05:22,220 oh 3559 03:05:22,220 --> 03:05:27,220 imagine belting the old man 3560 03:05:27,220 --> 03:05:29,220 you'd feel bad 3561 03:05:29,220 --> 03:05:30,220 doggie shile 3562 03:05:30,220 --> 03:05:32,220 Chicago shile 3563 03:05:32,220 --> 03:05:34,360 you can attack with tai chi 3564 03:05:34,360 --> 03:05:38,360 it's chin style tai chi 3565 03:05:38,360 --> 03:05:39,360 ah 3566 03:05:39,360 --> 03:05:42,360 it was a bit of fucking chin the cunt 3567 03:05:42,360 --> 03:05:57,360 i knew there was the i i i thought i thought he was doing something there especially i knew it was more than just tai chi so he was chin yeah fucking hell how's chin these days is he alright i seen him down the parade earlier and he looked fucked 3568 03:05:57,360 --> 03:06:20,500 most styles begin with force and develop into softness however tai chi begins with softness and develops into force castle bar style this is castle bar style tai chi 3569 03:06:20,500 --> 03:06:25,500 softness doesn't mean there is no force 3570 03:06:25,500 --> 03:06:51,260 chin t you cannot be complete until you attain both i think chinese year of lactose intolerance i'm john minh and you are has to be said thanks for the tip i'll buy a pint with that helmet carson with the bitcoin thanks very much for the bitcoin man i'm gonna buy a bomb with that man 3571 03:06:51,260 --> 03:06:56,260 what is your style you shly old dad jujitsu 3572 03:06:56,260 --> 03:07:02,460 thanks very much carcin 3573 03:07:02,460 --> 03:07:04,860 let's stop again if we get the chance 3574 03:07:04,860 --> 03:07:08,900 we'll see you down spar later on for a fucking breakfast roll man 3575 03:07:08,900 --> 03:07:10,660 do you drink milk or not 3576 03:07:10,660 --> 03:07:15,660 jujitsu 3577 03:07:15,660 --> 03:07:20,660 never heard of it enda is in dojo 3578 03:07:20,660 --> 03:07:28,660 chinese year of beating a dead horse does that go on does it 3579 03:07:28,660 --> 03:07:44,100 or is this this whole uh chinese year of meme are you saying that that's a dead horse and we're flogging it is that the crack 3580 03:07:44,100 --> 03:07:57,100 oh my god it's three hours now i said i go until half ten i'm 26 with four more minutes let's see if the story has any anything more to throw to us before we say bye bye 3581 03:07:57,100 --> 03:08:10,100 what did i even say go to the shantan apartments or something is it tin share 3582 03:08:10,100 --> 03:08:16,100 excuse me you need something which way is it to the yan ten apartments 3583 03:08:16,100 --> 03:08:29,100 i have time to show you the way follow me thank you 3584 03:08:29,100 --> 03:08:46,100 chinese year of the dirken 3585 03:08:46,100 --> 03:08:56,100 yeah there's gonna be something amazing is gonna happen in the next four minutes man it's gonna be fucking mad 3586 03:08:56,100 --> 03:08:57,100 mad 3587 03:08:57,100 --> 03:09:10,100 wow that digger man nice bit of fucking barbed wire too 3588 03:09:10,100 --> 03:09:21,100 i can see the apartments i can see them yan ten here we go baby 3589 03:09:21,100 --> 03:09:28,100 chinese year of the day java man 3590 03:09:28,100 --> 03:09:30,100 lee xiao tao lives here 3591 03:09:30,100 --> 03:09:34,100 alright we're here 3592 03:09:34,100 --> 03:09:36,100 thank you very much 3593 03:09:36,100 --> 03:09:39,100 don't mention it don't mention it 3594 03:09:39,100 --> 03:09:42,100 chinese year of the baby steps 3595 03:09:42,100 --> 03:09:56,100 what's going on here look there's fucking children behind barbed wire there's some bar there's barbed wire and there's the children 3596 03:09:56,100 --> 03:10:09,100 i mean even as a safety measure to stop anybody getting to the children it's not it's not the children more likely to run into that or something or hurt themselves 3597 03:10:09,100 --> 03:10:16,100 then again no health and safety out there whatsoever so i'm told 3598 03:10:16,100 --> 03:10:20,100 here it is 3599 03:10:20,100 --> 03:10:21,100 here it is 3600 03:10:21,100 --> 03:10:23,100 you back again you land shark 3601 03:10:23,100 --> 03:10:26,100 what evil plan do you have now 3602 03:10:26,100 --> 03:10:27,100 no i'm 3603 03:10:27,100 --> 03:10:30,100 i'm i'm not leaving this place 3604 03:10:30,100 --> 03:10:32,100 i'm looking for lee xiao tao 3605 03:10:32,100 --> 03:10:38,100 he did look like fredo corleone your man archetypal mud bricks and um 3606 03:10:38,100 --> 03:10:43,100 he won he won an oscar for every film he was in was it 3607 03:10:43,100 --> 03:10:46,100 what would a punk like you want with lee xiao tao 3608 03:10:46,100 --> 03:10:48,100 do you know him 3609 03:10:48,100 --> 03:10:51,100 lee xiao tao doesn't meet with land sharks 3610 03:10:51,100 --> 03:10:54,100 i'm not a punk and i'm not a land shark 3611 03:10:54,100 --> 03:10:55,100 wait 3612 03:10:55,100 --> 03:10:57,100 you're a punk and a land shark 3613 03:10:57,100 --> 03:10:58,100 now fuck off 3614 03:10:58,100 --> 03:11:00,100 i'm not leaving here even if i die 3615 03:11:04,100 --> 03:11:07,100 i'm not leaving here even if i die 3616 03:11:08,100 --> 03:11:11,100 it's a new song it's gonna be out next week 3617 03:11:11,100 --> 03:11:13,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3618 03:11:15,100 --> 03:11:16,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3619 03:11:16,100 --> 03:11:17,100 it's a lot 3620 03:11:19,100 --> 03:11:20,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3621 03:11:21,100 --> 03:11:22,100 sleeper hold 3622 03:11:23,100 --> 03:11:25,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3623 03:11:25,100 --> 03:11:26,100 sleeper hold 3624 03:11:27,100 --> 03:11:29,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3625 03:11:30,100 --> 03:11:31,100 estham blumenthal 3626 03:11:32,100 --> 03:11:35,100 make sure you make sure you buy it on itunes 3627 03:11:36,100 --> 03:11:37,100 estham blumenthal 3628 03:11:39,100 --> 03:11:40,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3629 03:11:40,100 --> 03:11:41,100 sleeper hold 3630 03:11:41,100 --> 03:11:42,100 sleeper hold 3631 03:11:42,100 --> 03:11:43,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3632 03:11:43,100 --> 03:11:43,100 sleeper hold 3633 03:11:43,100 --> 03:11:44,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3634 03:11:44,100 --> 03:11:45,100 sleeper hold 3635 03:11:45,100 --> 03:11:46,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3636 03:11:46,100 --> 03:11:46,100 sleeper hold 3637 03:11:46,100 --> 03:11:47,100 sleeper hold 3638 03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:47,100 sleeper hold 3639 03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:47,100 sleeper hold 3640 03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:48,100 sleeper hold 3641 03:11:48,100 --> 03:11:49,100 sleeper hold 3642 03:11:49,100 --> 03:11:50,100 sleeper hold 3643 03:11:50,100 --> 03:11:51,100 sleeper hold 3644 03:11:51,100 --> 03:11:51,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3645 03:11:51,100 --> 03:11:52,100 sleeper hold 3646 03:11:52,100 --> 03:11:53,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3647 03:11:53,100 --> 03:11:53,100 sleeper hold 3648 03:11:53,100 --> 03:11:54,100 sleeper hold 3649 03:11:54,100 --> 03:11:54,100 sleeper hold 3650 03:11:54,100 --> 03:11:55,100 sleeper hold 3651 03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:55,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3652 03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:55,100 sleeper hold 3653 03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:55,100 sleeper hold 3654 03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:56,100 sleeper hold 3655 03:11:56,100 --> 03:11:56,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3656 03:11:56,100 --> 03:11:57,100 sleeper hold 3657 03:11:57,100 --> 03:11:57,100 sleeper hold 3658 03:11:57,100 --> 03:11:58,100 sleeper hold 3659 03:11:58,100 --> 03:11:58,100 make sure you buy it on itunes 3660 03:11:58,100 --> 03:11:59,100 sleeper hold 3661 03:11:59,100 --> 03:12:00,100 sleeper hold 3662 03:12:00,100 --> 03:12:01,100 sleeper hold 3663 03:12:01,100 --> 03:12:02,100 sleeper hold 3664 03:12:02,100 --> 03:12:04,100 sleeper hold 3665 03:12:04,100 --> 03:12:05,940 Make sure you buy it on iTunes. 3666 03:12:07,900 --> 03:12:09,960 Chinese Year of the Fuck Off. 3667 03:12:11,060 --> 03:12:13,100 Make sure you buy it on iTunes. 3668 03:12:14,940 --> 03:12:16,100 Sleeper Hold. 3669 03:12:18,100 --> 03:12:19,300 Heshton Blumenthal. 3670 03:12:21,060 --> 03:12:23,000 Are you fucking serious? 3671 03:12:24,320 --> 03:12:25,700 Heshton Blumenthal. 3672 03:12:28,300 --> 03:12:31,180 Make sure you buy it on Chinese iTunes. 3673 03:12:33,540 --> 03:12:34,980 Heshton Blumenthal. 3674 03:12:38,700 --> 03:12:41,380 Make sure you buy it on Chinese iTunes. 3675 03:12:43,780 --> 03:12:45,600 Heshton Blumenthal. 3676 03:12:51,360 --> 03:12:53,520 Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane. 3677 03:12:54,960 --> 03:12:56,760 Make sure you buy it on iTunes. 3678 03:13:00,760 --> 03:13:02,980 Make sure you buy it on iTunes. 3679 03:13:03,700 --> 03:13:04,980 Good night and God bless everyone. 3680 03:13:05,540 --> 03:13:07,780 It's been great starting a new game. 3681 03:13:08,220 --> 03:13:12,380 Even though the game is very frustratingly shit. 3682 03:13:14,060 --> 03:13:16,240 But I gotta say it's been a good night. 3683 03:13:16,240 --> 03:13:17,740 It's been a great Sunday night game. 3684 03:13:18,540 --> 03:13:19,540 For the first time in a while. 3685 03:13:19,540 --> 03:13:20,540 I can't believe it. 3686 03:13:20,540 --> 03:13:21,180 I can't believe it. 3687 03:13:21,180 --> 03:13:23,180 You are the king of the stream. 3688 03:13:23,180 --> 03:13:25,180 You are the king of the stream. 3689 03:13:25,180 --> 03:13:36,760 I can't believe that someone from the stream went down to the war zone of fucking Temple Bar and held up a sign that said Pat Cox MEP and then did a snake dance. 3690 03:13:37,360 --> 03:13:38,640 You're a fucking mainframer. 3691 03:13:39,960 --> 03:13:41,280 You're a great guy. 3692 03:13:41,640 --> 03:13:42,900 You're the top of the range. 3693 03:13:43,720 --> 03:13:44,440 You're the latest. 3694 03:13:44,680 --> 03:13:46,760 You've got 0.0% finance. 3695 03:13:48,580 --> 03:13:49,920 You're fucking brilliant, man. 3696 03:13:50,180 --> 03:13:51,180 You're the new Mercedes. 3697 03:13:51,880 --> 03:13:52,760 You're a fucking legend. 3698 03:13:52,760 --> 03:13:57,860 Good night and God bless everyone. 3699 03:13:58,240 --> 03:14:01,240 I hope you're well and Chinese Year of the Heston Blumenthal. 3700 03:14:02,220 --> 03:14:03,180 And I'll see you later on. 3701 03:14:03,220 --> 03:14:04,500 Chinese Year of the Pirate Bay. 3702 03:14:05,180 --> 03:14:07,100 I'll probably be on this during the week. 3703 03:14:08,240 --> 03:14:08,960 New video. 3704 03:14:09,200 --> 03:14:11,140 Fontaine 2 is shot. 3705 03:14:11,360 --> 03:14:11,940 It's cut. 3706 03:14:12,320 --> 03:14:14,260 It's ready to fucking go, man. 3707 03:14:16,620 --> 03:14:17,580 Best of luck with you. 3708 03:14:18,060 --> 03:14:18,740 Thanks for watching. 3709 03:14:19,000 --> 03:14:19,400 Good night. 3710 03:14:19,700 --> 03:14:20,160 God bless. 3711 03:14:21,140 --> 03:14:21,840 And peace out. 3712 03:14:21,840 --> 03:14:24,520 And never, ever, say never. 3713 03:14:27,320 --> 03:14:28,020 I seen ya. 3714 03:14:35,600 --> 03:14:36,980 What's up, guys? 3715 03:14:38,660 --> 03:14:39,180 Japanese. 3716 03:14:41,060 --> 03:14:42,200 I seen you in a dream. 3717 03:14:42,300 --> 03:14:43,500 I know well who you are. 3718 03:14:43,820 --> 03:14:44,700 I seen you in a dream. 3719 03:14:44,800 --> 03:14:45,800 I know well who you are. 3720 03:14:46,340 --> 03:14:47,340 I know well who you are. 3721 03:14:48,160 --> 03:14:49,480 I had a dream last night. 3722 03:14:50,580 --> 03:14:51,980 I heard you call my name. 3723 03:14:52,880 --> 03:14:54,040 Estim Blumenthal? 3724 03:14:55,100 --> 03:14:55,620 Yeah. 3725 03:14:57,840 --> 03:14:59,040 Estim Blumenthal? 3726 03:15:03,540 --> 03:15:05,600 I had a dream last night. 3727 03:15:05,600 --> 03:15:07,340 I heard you call my name. 3728 03:15:07,340 --> 03:15:07,360 I heard you call my name. 3729 03:15:08,860 --> 03:15:09,760 Welcome to Vipers View. 3730 03:15:11,080 --> 03:15:12,100 View's made for you. 3731 03:15:12,100 --> 03:15:12,700 I heard you. 3732 03:15:12,700 --> 03:15:20,560 I heard you call my name. 3733 03:15:20,560 --> 03:15:24,160 I had a dream last night. 3734 03:15:24,160 --> 03:15:25,620 I heard you call my name. 3735 03:15:26,160 --> 03:15:28,200 I had a dream about you the last night. 3736 03:15:28,460 --> 03:15:29,300 You were nice in it. 3737 03:15:30,080 --> 03:15:30,740 You were nice. 3738 03:15:30,740 --> 03:15:32,080 Thanks for watching. 3739 03:15:32,800 --> 03:15:34,760 Thank you for watching Sunday Night Games. 3740 03:15:35,080 --> 03:15:35,820 Thank you for watching. 3741 03:15:38,920 --> 03:15:41,320 Thanks for the fucking injury time tip, Gibson. 3742 03:15:41,640 --> 03:15:42,420 Best luck with you.